Judge: You will receive about 422.5 years in prison. Lamar: Okay? Like I give a f**k. Judge: And a 1,000 fine. Lamar: You f**kin’ wit me right? I ain’t paying shit ni-
9:45 I love the fact that Michael Trevor and Franklin are doing the “hear no evil speak no evil and see no evil” after Dave mentions corrupt government business lmao
@shamus248 he can still cop a plea, that was when he was telling Michael they would find out about the corrupt deal they made and realize he's still alive and what his false alias is
Don't bitch and moan that's a good thing being able to get bigger guys should always be the priority if we have to trade something for it it is worth it .. without being a fib agent Dave has no power whatsoever his problem with criminality relies on his power abuse and lack of empathy he's not a threat without the power .. the bigger fish is a threat tho they can just replace Dave easily
But he’s corrupt 🤷♂️ everyone knows he’s corrupt. Micheal knows it, Trevor knows it, lester knows it. So in reality I think they would be charged for those crimes.
don't forget payphone assassinations, killing Haines, Stretch, Cheng, and Devin in Ending C and I think policemen and soldiers murdered in heists and heist preps also count.
@@smerfdzikus2334 The guy who does these videos tries to be as pacifist when it comes to that. Meaning if it's possible to do preps without killing or stealing, he'll do it. Also because of the random variants involved in doing preps. So he mostly ignores preps and side content.
@@JayHog1992 Yeah, thanks for that info. But still, some missions FORCE you to kill police or guards, because otherwise you will die or the mission won't progress.
Well, with CURRENT sentencing in California, Lamar would be able to plea-deal 1/2 of the charges to be dropped, resulting in maybe around 200 years in prison, plus time off for good behavior, so roughly 150 years... provided of course he wasn't released on bond awaiting his trial, at which point he would probably be free to do it all over again in say 24-48 hrs.
9:45 Not sure why I didn't notice the first time I played through the game, but that reference to "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" is pretty clever.
I'm intrigued by the fact that some of Dave's felony murders aren't something like "solicitation of felony murder" or something similar, to note that he didn't himself commit them but instead coerced or solicited someone else to commit them for him.
Yeah that’s the problem with these kind of vids. There are far more specific charges that need to be made and you could get multiple charges out of one act too. I work for a small town newspaper and I read over the arrests for drug busts or violent acts or even simple altercations with police. The list of charges that get tacked on are insane.
I searched about felony murder on google i will post it here and you take your conclusions ok? Felony murder is a legal rule that expands the definition of murder. It applies when someone commits a certain kind of felony and someone else dies in the course of it. It doesn't matter whether the death was intentional or accidental-the defendant is liable for it. The rule is usually limited to felonies that are inherently or foreseeably dangerous to human life, such as arson, rape, robbery, and burglary. Unlike most murder charges, felony murder doesn't require the intent to kill, only: the intent to commit the underlying felony (the "predicate felony"), and that someone died as a result of the felony. If more than one person participates in the felony, all involved are equally responsible, even those who didn't cause the death. In some cases, even those who weren't present when the death occurred are responsible. *Example: Three people agree to burglarize a home; Al and Bill go inside while Carl acts as a lookout. When the homeowner discovers the burglars, Bill shoots and kills him. All three are guilty of felony murder, even if Al and Carl didn't know Bill was armed, and even though Carl was outside the entire time. (Bill is probably also guilty of old-fashioned first- or second-degree murder-either way, a judge would probably give him the harshest sentence.)*
Dave shooting Brad wasn't illegal, technically. As long as they didn't know why he WAS doing it, then he would just be seen as taking down a violent criminal to protect others.
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 depends on a couple of things, whether or not Dave left any loose ends, along with the how and why of his convenient whereabouts, amongst other things. Since it’s what supposedly made his career, the man would get picked apart depending on how bad they want him and whether they want him gone.
Terrorism must be an act that creates fear in order to support a political goal. The robbery might have been scary, but it was only done to get the money, so it wouldn’t count.
All those felony murder charges for Lamar actually would fall under Manslaughter, as they didn't intend to kill anyone, they just wanted to steal the bike. And you could only chalk every self defense up to self defense if he had a great lawyer. Considering yknow, both of those shootouts were in a drug deal.
Well some of them would be classified as homicides, along with assault on an officer, domestic terrorism, possession of unregistered firearms, possession of illegal firearms, arson, and all the others he missed in the video
If you had done the alternate route for the UD heist, Lester would have possession of a destructive device, unlawful uses of destructive devices, and even more counts of murder
To be honest, the thing that kinda annoys me is the boosting the cars at the beginning of the game. I wouldn't necessarily classify that as grand theft auto only because it is a dealership reposition. In the real world, thats like your average repo guy repositioning a car and being criminally charged for it. To say the least it is official business with an added climax for the game.
thats true but if it was a repo job, a tow truck would come and repo it, not two gangsters who had to sneak in to take them, to then drive off recklessly.
Simeon is a loan shark and typically loan sharks operate outside the law, typically by doing things like hiring two men to steal the cars back at a lower rate than hiring an official towing company to repo the delinquent vehicles. Even if we assume Simeon had a valid lending license, I think he breaks several fair lending principles such as having Franklin "repo" Jimmy's vehicle which was less than a month in on payments.
Lester would get a quite bit larger sentence if you consider both that it seems like he has done this for a lot of years before the game starts. Also considering what he is doing in gta online things like giving money to the police so you can get away, the diamond casino heist etc
In truth Lester's list would've been much different had you counted his Online presence as well. Rackman specifically stated there will be no record at the end of the Doomsday Heist, which he starts robbing the Diamond Casino shortly after, making him stack functionally infinite charges of "Accessory to armed robbery"
@user-zu8mj5nb1z that's tresspasing onto military installation, felony murder, (x20) murder of law enforcement officer (unkown if they were just US Army enlisted or if they were MP) Terrorism
i find it hilarious that for the general everyday life of a gang member, dr*g dealer, and petty criminal, Lamar somehow gets more time than Lester, an established cyber-criminal, hacker, and criminal organiser
Lester doesn't really do anything. He's supposedly a hacker, but he doesn't hack anything, you always have to hire another hacker. All he does is get the fence he knows to fence the gold, jewels, etc. Which, honestly, anybody could do. Yet he takes a bigger cut than everyone else for just yelling in their ears the entire heist.
There's definitely some inaccuracies in this, especially on the count of Davy, considering you counted all the accessory to murder charges alongside conspiracy to commit murder charges as flat out Murders, which he never committed, as they were all of the other characters, dominantly Michael. And of course, there is plenty of missed crimes, but are namely ones that would vary far too much and be considered petty in comparison, like destruction of property, menacing, impeding the freedom of movement, and your mom to name a few.
That would be crazy. I mean I'm not even American (German to be exact) and I know all of these lol. Funny thing is, the dude gave so many sentences that the characters didn't commit. Like the one FIB guy (don't even remember the name anymore) was framed for murders without killing anyone by himself. He's responsible for them but at the end Michael was the one to pull the trigger. So the counts of murder sentences wouldn't count that way because he is "just" an accomplice which means a much lower sentence. Same thing with every other character in this video. It's ridiculous how badly researched that video is.
Ok I gotta admit that the bit where Dave said "..some of the government is pretty corrupt" and ALL THREE of the main protagonists just held their face is pretty fucking funny.
So im assuming next will be our GTAO characters? If you are and want to do it, I would recommend taking a sample of missions that nobody does and multiplying it
Man I'd love if the next entry has like a built in Stat in the menu that shows you just what your sentence would be for all crimes committed so far by (in GTA VI's case) Florida State law hahaha!
To put into perspective how long Davie's sentence is, 3029 years ago David, that guy who killed the giant with a stone in the old testament became king of Israel. If Davie was sentenced back then, lived his entire sentence, and was let go, it would be 2017.
Man I can’t wait for the gta online protagonists, might need to reach out to gta series videos to accurately compose it all without the screwups of random people. Might even need to split up the amount of footage with all the dlc into parts.😅
@@cinemacop Everyone who doesn’t have a dedicated grinding crew/people that will help grind dlc heists no matter the cost knows that usually random people coming into the lobby is a mixture of people that might either take it seriously or people who simply can’t or won’t do the intended mission objectives. The rate of failure for both of them are high, and the turnover rate needs to be picky or else your gonna find yourself right back inside the lobby. And god forbid you play a part of the dlc that’s unpopular.
Just as an addition: When you first start out GTA Online Lamar gives you a non traceable firearm (based). Since it can be assumed that he owns one too and probably hands them out for the gang it would be possession of an ilegal firearm and distribution of ilegal firearms (which are just about everything that can shoot a bullet in California/San Andreas law)
7:26 fun fact Dave was intended to shot trevor because of how unstable he is but brad at the last second moved in front of trevor which saved his life and brad ends up getting shot.
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0:22 Repo and under Simeon's orders. Repo might require a tow truck though and sometimes police. 0:58 This is tough because he pulls his gun out likely due to the numbers and only shoots when the Vago's guy goes for his own gun. The Vago's 'is doing so in his own self defense. At the very least brandishing, but could be second-degree murder. 1:05 These are Franklin's which also in self-defense but also I recommend seeing DarkViperAUs Pacifist% to see how many Lamar can actually kill. 1:27 Was supposed to be a repo but Franklin kept the bike instead. Could be argued that he didn't know at the time. 2:58 It's drywall. 3:17 Also resisting arrest because they evade the police after this. 5:05 Actually, that would be making Franklin the home owner into order to pay the property taxes. Still money laundering though. 6:27 The cop crashed his car and Lester isn't present. 7:58 Battery and kidnapping, maybe not kidnapping because Michael agreed under duress, but Michael was transported while unconscious against his will. 8:02 Michael is self-defense here just to get out alive, but it wouldn't have happened if Dave didn't put him there. 9:23 Unlikely, but might be legal torture. 9:33 Legal assassinations are more of a IAA thing. Could be legal but likely they are skipping some legal processes here. 10:18 The FIB orders were to rob the truck, not kill police after. Maybe the crew isn't getting away otherwise. but murder was not the order. Also I want to add that the robberies were bad writing. They could make up number digitally for what they are trying to do. But this is their chosen method instead for untraceable cash. Except the bills could still be traceable. 11:08 Accessory to bank robbery + coercion. Did not order the deaths of police and military. Lester's plan was to go heavily armed expecting a fight. 13:06 The murders weren't part of the orders. 13:20 The solicitation of Trevor's murder was more on Steve although Dave is more at risk if Trevor finds out that Dave killed Brad.
0:58 you seriously think a man like Lamar Davis can legally own a firearm? He even says he can’t purchase stuff from ammu-nation because of his priors 2:58 he attempted to purchase drugs. Which is a felony, just not as bad as actual poss with intent to distribute Any actions done by the trio on the orders of the FIB, ICA or other governmental organisation are illegal. That is why they contracted the three of them, because if they get caught they can’t be traced back to the govt.
Franklin never wanted to keep the bike. Lamar was the one that took it for himself and then later on gave it to franklin, only then did he decide on keeping it figuring that Simeon wouldn't care about it now and wouldn't wanna see franklin anymore regardless
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When I was completing the second mission, and I had to crash into Simeon’s car dealership, I felt so bad for Simeon because he really loved Franklin. And here, Franklin ruined his business 🙁
I love the idea of Lamar being cool with the hundreds of years of prison but tripping over the 1k fine
Pretty in character ngl 😂
Judge: You will receive about 422.5 years in prison.
Lamar: Okay? Like I give a f**k.
Judge: And a 1,000 fine.
Lamar: You f**kin’ wit me right? I ain’t paying shit ni-
@@Aspect.04 -rdly
Why not prison right? Free education, free food, free rent, spend time with your buddies, lots of work to do
@@hotlov72 ‘spending time with your buddies’ being a euphemism for when one of you has your face pressed into your pillow against your will
For Michael, Franklin and Trevor's case, they'll likely be let out of the police station with no ammo for their guns
On meee
i mean half the time they were under duress
Only Micheal and Trevor, Franklin just gets killed
YO@@brisk15
they get witness protection
Wasn’t expecting that long for Dave and that short for Lester honestly
He has good connections so likely less.
Short 144 years is short?
Dude Dave and the whole fib is corrupt as hell it’s definitely not surprising
@@eisik2580compared to 3000+ years its pocket change.
Why was Dave's first kill a crime?
“Free my boy he aint do nun.”
*His boy:*
9:45 I love the fact that Michael Trevor and Franklin are doing the “hear no evil speak no evil and see no evil” after Dave mentions corrupt government business lmao
I knew I wasn’t the only one that noticed that lmao
@@josephmackaravitz4279A secret: nobody of you, thinking you are alone, are alone with this. Only idiots didn't notice.
Right! I missed that during the actual game😂
I know what they did but i didnt get why they do that
😂 noticed it right away
On the bright side, Dave will probably finish his sentence by the time GTA 6 comes out
So 5 years, he can cop a plea and get short time, he knows a lot of stuff
@@Finn_the_Catthey'll see the things he did!
@shamus248 he can still cop a plea, that was when he was telling Michael they would find out about the corrupt deal they made and realize he's still alive and what his false alias is
This aged well
@@TF_ARCHIVESit sure did lmfao
They should add a harassment charge to Lester for spamming our phones!
Only if you don't finish the missions online.
And highway robbery for HIS MASSIVE CUTS DURING EACH HEIST!
@@embrace_the_random LOL IT’S JUST 5%,BRUH…
@@tomaprd witch is crazy for how much money you make in the gta world
Yeah, Also Lester is LJT.
One of the defend business calls will reveal him. "this is Lest- ... I mean LJT"
I feel like Lamar would get more upset about the $1000 fine than the time he has to do in prison
Yeah
He really would be that kind of guy
I can't wait to see how many first-degree murder charges are against Niko.
At that point just give him life or the death penalty
@@leoarevalo6786 a life sentence usually isnt your whole life, in the US, you can get out as early as 25 years
still probably
not as much as trevor philips
@@awesomeman6948 Depends on whether you get parole or not, Niko probably wouldn't
Don’t forget Claude
4:07 I love Michael's perfectly cut scream
mhm
But Dave can cop a plea and get 5 years because he knows a lot of stuff.
haha
I’m sure Saul Goodman would be able to do it so.
@@Ralthazar?
@@taha_2415 ¿
Don't bitch and moan that's a good thing being able to get bigger guys should always be the priority if we have to trade something for it it is worth it .. without being a fib agent Dave has no power whatsoever his problem with criminality relies on his power abuse and lack of empathy he's not a threat without the power .. the bigger fish is a threat tho they can just replace Dave easily
Damn Lamar getting 422.5 years in jail is fine but a $1000 dollar fine is brutal.
Every crime that was "under FIB orders" are on Dave LMFAO
Because he was the FIB giving the orders lol
But he’s corrupt 🤷♂️ everyone knows he’s corrupt. Micheal knows it, Trevor knows it, lester knows it. So in reality I think they would be charged for those crimes.
@@hqmagnus Dont see any issue, just FIB being FIB
@@hqmagnushow micheal was/is his informant and was not showing any corruption unlike others
8:01 you forgot assault for dave
I thought Lester was gonna be murder-free, but then I realised he definitely killed a guy on live tv lol
That’s Murder 1 for you automatic 25 to life 😂
don't forget payphone assassinations, killing Haines, Stretch, Cheng, and Devin in Ending C and I think policemen and soldiers murdered in heists and heist preps also count.
@@smerfdzikus2334 The guy who does these videos tries to be as pacifist when it comes to that. Meaning if it's possible to do preps without killing or stealing, he'll do it.
Also because of the random variants involved in doing preps. So he mostly ignores preps and side content.
He also shoots down choppers with an RPG in the last heist (if you choose to go with the train plan).
@@JayHog1992 Yeah, thanks for that info. But still, some missions FORCE you to kill police or guards, because otherwise you will die or the mission won't progress.
Lamar starting with 422.5 years already is insane
Don't forget the 1000$ fine tho.🤣
Not as insane as him supposed to be 26
@@tsfromtx Right what is that lmao
@@tsfromtxhe was 26 back in 2013
I don’t think the kills that the has to make as any of the 3 characters should go to Lamar but to the respective characters.
Well, with CURRENT sentencing in California, Lamar would be able to plea-deal 1/2 of the charges to be dropped, resulting in maybe around 200 years in prison, plus time off for good behavior, so roughly 150 years... provided of course he wasn't released on bond awaiting his trial, at which point he would probably be free to do it all over again in say 24-48 hrs.
150 years… pretty sure he would be still dead if his release day comes
@@Aria23331nah Lamar got plot armor💪
9:45 Not sure why I didn't notice the first time I played through the game, but that reference to "See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil" is pretty clever.
I haven't played up to this part yet irl but I noticed the 🙈🙊🙉 as soon as I saw it in the vid
Damn, Lester looks MUCH younger than he actually is. I figured he was a bad looking mid to late thirties but the dude was born in 1956. Thats crazy.
lester would have an even longer list if you include online
Imagine a “If your GTA Online character was charged for their crimes” 😂 at least 10,000 years
@@kennynelson3189far more than 10,000 years including over hundred million dollar fine
He'd hit over 1000 surely
if your online player got charged for his crime he's getting death row
He saved the world though so it’s all cool, I’m sure there’s fine prints
I'm intrigued by the fact that some of Dave's felony murders aren't something like "solicitation of felony murder" or something similar, to note that he didn't himself commit them but instead coerced or solicited someone else to commit them for him.
Yeah that’s the problem with these kind of vids. There are far more specific charges that need to be made and you could get multiple charges out of one act too. I work for a small town newspaper and I read over the arrests for drug busts or violent acts or even simple altercations with police. The list of charges that get tacked on are insane.
I searched about felony murder on google i will post it here and you take your conclusions ok?
Felony murder is a legal rule that expands the definition of murder. It applies when someone commits a certain kind of felony and someone else dies in the course of it. It doesn't matter whether the death was intentional or accidental-the defendant is liable for it. The rule is usually limited to felonies that are inherently or foreseeably dangerous to human life, such as arson, rape, robbery, and burglary.
Unlike most murder charges, felony murder doesn't require the intent to kill, only:
the intent to commit the underlying felony (the "predicate felony"), and
that someone died as a result of the felony.
If more than one person participates in the felony, all involved are equally responsible, even those who didn't cause the death. In some cases, even those who weren't present when the death occurred are responsible.
*Example: Three people agree to burglarize a home; Al and Bill go inside while Carl acts as a lookout. When the homeowner discovers the burglars, Bill shoots and kills him. All three are guilty of felony murder, even if Al and Carl didn't know Bill was armed, and even though Carl was outside the entire time. (Bill is probably also guilty of old-fashioned first- or second-degree murder-either way, a judge would probably give him the harshest sentence.)*
0:47 the fact lamar climbs that wearing slides is pretty impressive
Very impressive
Rockstar got the black stereotype correct🤣🤷🏿♂️
Fr
9:34 “Ah I see someone, he fits the pro-“ *shoots*
Dave shooting Brad wasn't illegal, technically. As long as they didn't know why he WAS doing it, then he would just be seen as taking down a violent criminal to protect others.
🤦
That’s a fair interpretation but the intent and why matters but would they be able to prove it court is different
@@ajohndaeal-asad6731 depends on a couple of things, whether or not Dave left any loose ends, along with the how and why of his convenient whereabouts, amongst other things. Since it’s what supposedly made his career, the man would get picked apart depending on how bad they want him and whether they want him gone.
@@yaboinamedblank76 very true
afaik dave was meant to shoot trevor but accidentally hit brad
4:07 the cut off with Michael's reaction was funny af
Wouldn’t killing all the military guys in that one heist count as domestic terrorism?
pretty much entirely terrorism since they're using stolen military equipment, and causing heavy civil danger
Terrorism must be an act that creates fear in order to support a political goal. The robbery might have been scary, but it was only done to get the money, so it wouldn’t count.
merryweather is not a goverment army. its a private army so no.
@@billyboy005 in the Poleto score climax, they were fighting the real US Army, not Merryweather.
@@-caesarian-6078That was corrupt army
All those felony murder charges for Lamar actually would fall under Manslaughter, as they didn't intend to kill anyone, they just wanted to steal the bike. And you could only chalk every self defense up to self defense if he had a great lawyer. Considering yknow, both of those shootouts were in a drug deal.
Well some of them would be classified as homicides, along with assault on an officer, domestic terrorism, possession of unregistered firearms, possession of illegal firearms, arson, and all the others he missed in the video
In the first mission LD was sent to repossess the car by Simeon, the charges should be on him instead. Second charge is evading, not resisting.
A lot of the crimes on this channel are inaccurate
I'm also surprised that he got no crimes for the street race sequence that immediately followed
If you had done the alternate route for the UD heist, Lester would have possession of a destructive device, unlawful uses of destructive devices, and even more counts of murder
Subtle approach is canon
To be honest, the thing that kinda annoys me is the boosting the cars at the beginning of the game. I wouldn't necessarily classify that as grand theft auto only because it is a dealership reposition. In the real world, thats like your average repo guy repositioning a car and being criminally charged for it. To say the least it is official business with an added climax for the game.
I was gonna say the same thing
thats true but if it was a repo job, a tow truck would come and repo it, not two gangsters who had to sneak in to take them, to then drive off recklessly.
Simeon’s business is pretty shady and potentially illegal
Simeon is a loan shark and typically loan sharks operate outside the law, typically by doing things like hiring two men to steal the cars back at a lower rate than hiring an official towing company to repo the delinquent vehicles. Even if we assume Simeon had a valid lending license, I think he breaks several fair lending principles such as having Franklin "repo" Jimmy's vehicle which was less than a month in on payments.
These repossessions were done illegally though. If it was a legal repossession that's completely different
Lester would get a quite bit larger sentence if you consider both that it seems like he has done this for a lot of years before the game starts. Also considering what he is doing in gta online things like giving money to the police so you can get away, the diamond casino heist etc
This would be like a worst case scenario sentence if they have enough evidence for all these cases and they can get a lawyer too
And Dave works for the government so he could probably just pay the courts off too
The resisting arrest for Franklin and Lamar was actually fleeing and eluding
there was a lot of charges that werent mentioned becausethat would have made the video hours long
@@plntycash
Better call Saul📞
7:44 "I could get 5 years"
Dave with 32 years counted
Minimum sentence for premeditated in North Dakota is 30 years
@@cinemacop I know, what I say is that Dave himself got wrong with his years in prison
Well he did say “cop a plea deal and get 5 years”
But in actuality he’d get as much as Trevor
0:35 *Rolls credits*
7:05 are we gonna see all of Lesters GTA online crimes because he did a lot worse in online
it's dependant to the player, so it won't be possible to count it all
That's gonna take a video
11:17 1776 years in prison 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Apparently in 3000 years the main characters will get out of prison and rockstar will release GTA 6 after the expiration of the prison term
Who would've known Dave was the actual bad guy in San Andreas
I find it funny that Lester is more dangerous than Lamar but got less time
White collar crime gets punished less
Typical!
In truth Lester's list would've been much different had you counted his Online presence as well. Rackman specifically stated there will be no record at the end of the Doomsday Heist, which he starts robbing the Diamond Casino shortly after, making him stack functionally infinite charges of "Accessory to armed robbery"
Next video will be CJ from GTA SAN
Hopefully
grave cj
You know Dave wouldn't go to prison, he said it himself
Next: If Carl Johnson (CJ) Was Charged For His Crimes From GTA San Andreas
Also Niko Bellic
Also Tommy Vercetti
nah gta 4 then red dead 2
Also Johnny and Victor
@user-zu8mj5nb1z that's tresspasing onto military installation, felony murder, (x20) murder of law enforcement officer (unkown if they were just US Army enlisted or if they were MP) Terrorism
i find it hilarious that for the general everyday life of a gang member, dr*g dealer, and petty criminal, Lamar somehow gets more time than Lester, an established cyber-criminal, hacker, and criminal organiser
“general everyday life of a gang member”
16x felony murder
Dave with the 3024 years in prison is one thing, but a $250,000 fine?!
How could you, Davey?
Lester doesn't really do anything. He's supposedly a hacker, but he doesn't hack anything, you always have to hire another hacker. All he does is get the fence he knows to fence the gold, jewels, etc. Which, honestly, anybody could do. Yet he takes a bigger cut than everyone else for just yelling in their ears the entire heist.
I’m curious to see one for Tommy. He has done a lot. Like impersonating a police officer twice and even killed for his home. Man is a menace 😂
who is Tommy???
@@AlqhemyA Tommy vercetti
@@imdrippysir1280 Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit. Didn't think they'd ever let him out.
@@AlqhemyAhow you don’t know tommy vercetti
You took 30,900 years from me Sonny
There's definitely some inaccuracies in this, especially on the count of Davy, considering you counted all the accessory to murder charges alongside conspiracy to commit murder charges as flat out Murders, which he never committed, as they were all of the other characters, dominantly Michael.
And of course, there is plenty of missed crimes, but are namely ones that would vary far too much and be considered petty in comparison, like destruction of property, menacing, impeding the freedom of movement, and your mom to name a few.
"I know a lot of stuff I cop a plea, get 5 years"
The Cinema Cop: "Oh I don't think so"
Ain't no way Lamar got more years than Lester 💀
Curious to see Toni Cipriani he literally destroyed an entire neighborhood and the most amount of murders
Same here
oh yes 😂
That would be clasified as domestic terrorism since Toni was born in America
Dave and Lester seem pretty calm acting when discussing murder
If the crimes of the side characters are this severe imagine the Online character and their acquaintances
lets break it through
Lamar davis wanted price: 5,000,000 dollars
Lester Crest:10 mill dollars
dave norton : 50 mill dollars
You can tell a lawyer or judge that loves playing gta made this 😂🖤
Not really. Some things he listed are extremely inaccurate
@@centurion3723knew it wasn’t just me 😂
@@centurion3723 where
@@centurion3723 of course they’re inaccurate here and there but still I’m not even sure the average US citizen knows some laws that were written here
That would be crazy. I mean I'm not even American (German to be exact) and I know all of these lol. Funny thing is, the dude gave so many sentences that the characters didn't commit. Like the one FIB guy (don't even remember the name anymore) was framed for murders without killing anyone by himself. He's responsible for them but at the end Michael was the one to pull the trigger. So the counts of murder sentences wouldn't count that way because he is "just" an accomplice which means a much lower sentence. Same thing with every other character in this video. It's ridiculous how badly researched that video is.
Lamar: Yo, I'd just got over 422.5 years behind bars, but only fined for a Grand, dog?!
Technically wasn't Grand Theft Auto, there was a repossession order
its shady business though, tow truck would have came.
@@georgewashingtonsar-1527 true, but it was never said that the repossession order was not legal.
@@London_J we know that atleast one of the repos is illegal( jimmy’s car) the rest are unclear
A illegal one
Dave’s sentence be like “Oh, And the quarter (million). Don’t forget the quarter! (million)”
I have to give you credit for recognizing when it's in self-defense.
Ok I gotta admit that the bit where Dave said "..some of the government is pretty corrupt" and ALL THREE of the main protagonists just held their face is pretty fucking funny.
I love how you think that the government would care that the FIB was ordering the crimes. DA wants those criminal charges.
I think if you would also add all the crimes from GTA Online for Lester it would be much worse xD
So im assuming next will be our GTAO characters?
If you are and want to do it, I would recommend taking a sample of missions that nobody does and multiplying it
Holy shit
Kinda hard to determine since there isnt any defined order for the gta online protagonist
the protagonist of GTA Online is pure evil, I'm sure that he will at least receive many times more prison sentences than the same psychopath Trevor
57499 years in prison + 5000000 fine
Imagine if they go try and get the footage for the avenger setup and say screw it and put the entire thing under self defense.😂
This doesn't even count all the stuff they did in GTAO either. Lamar and Lester are gonna have a way bugger sentence after this
(Breaking news) Scary Lester finally goes to jail for his crimes
creepy lester*
Love that you differentiated between self defense and chargeable crimes..
But Dave is getting off or getting suicided.
he knows a lot of things. he could cop a plea, get five years
Lamar: UH HUH G I GOT 422 YEARS IN PRISON MOTHERFUCKA
Dave: *Hold my government documents*
Imagine what our GTA Online characters would be charged with. lol
Yeah lol death penalty
Lester is my favourite character, I hope people like him too
Same here. He's my favorite character.
Yep. He's a genius. I wanna be like him
Man I'd love if the next entry has like a built in Stat in the menu that shows you just what your sentence would be for all crimes committed so far by (in GTA VI's case) Florida State law hahaha!
Lester would have 1000% have cooperated and gotten witness protection
Witness protection for what?! No one was convicted of anything!!
@@emperortime2356Its always one tard that can’t comprehend.
Tax evasion? Buying a property to evaide taxes is legal my guy. The fact that it was bought with dirty money is another thing.
What a nice friend Franklin is for taking away 11x counts of 2nd degree murders
If the main characters was sent to court, their weapons would bypass metal detection and appear out of thin air, emptying out the ammo and walk free.
The Gta online character probably will be in prison for 10 million years cause the amount of mass genocide we do on a daily basis
1:14 you forgot carrying a gun without license
Shouldn’t Lester be getting a bunch of computer crimes? Unauthorized Access of a Secure System or something like that?
love how you can skip jail time so long as you're committing crimes for the FBI.
To put into perspective how long Davie's sentence is, 3029 years ago David, that guy who killed the giant with a stone in the old testament became king of Israel. If Davie was sentenced back then, lived his entire sentence, and was let go, it would be 2017.
Do our online characters next
Don’t think that would be possible😂
Death penalty
@@LittleboGreepIsAsheepMAN yeah rock star make it also
@@robotdisstracks1426 my character owns like 50 million to the city for everything
lamar's senence: ...
lester's sentence: ...
dave's sentence: WTF THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH
Dave is a naughty boy indeed.
One thing that should be taken into account is that they live in Los Angelas. They'll be out by the end of the week if they get caught.
Man I can’t wait for the gta online protagonists, might need to reach out to gta series videos to accurately compose it all without the screwups of random people. Might even need to split up the amount of footage with all the dlc into parts.😅
Screwups of random people ?
@@cinemacop do CJ from GTA San Andreas
@@cinemacop Everyone who doesn’t have a dedicated grinding crew/people that will help grind dlc heists no matter the cost knows that usually random people coming into the lobby is a mixture of people that might either take it seriously or people who simply can’t or won’t do the intended mission objectives.
The rate of failure for both of them are high, and the turnover rate needs to be picky or else your gonna find yourself right back inside the lobby. And god forbid you play a part of the dlc that’s unpopular.
Just as an addition: When you first start out GTA Online Lamar gives you a non traceable firearm (based). Since it can be assumed that he owns one too and probably hands them out for the gang it would be possession of an ilegal firearm and distribution of ilegal firearms (which are just about everything that can shoot a bullet in California/San Andreas law)
7:26 fun fact Dave was intended to shot trevor because of how unstable he is but brad at the last second moved in front of trevor which saved his life and brad ends up getting shot.
Literally everyone knows that
Police officer: What are you being charged for?
Trevor: Yes
Suggestions:
If Zulema Zahir (Vis a Vis) were charged for her crimes in US laws.
If Sandoval (Vis a Vis) were charged
Tokyo (Money Heist)
Berlin (Money Heist)
Professor (Money Heist)
Dexter
Ramsay Bolton
Mountain (GOT)
GTA Online main character (All DLCs)
Saul Goodman
Tuco Salamanca
Tuco's uncle
Gta online character would be charged to oblivion
@@dunf rsrsrsrs
So, watching this video is what Dave meant with: "starts reading my files..."
0:22 Repo and under Simeon's orders. Repo might require a tow truck though and sometimes police.
0:58 This is tough because he pulls his gun out likely due to the numbers and only shoots when the Vago's guy goes for his own gun. The Vago's 'is doing so in his own self defense. At the very least brandishing, but could be second-degree murder.
1:05 These are Franklin's which also in self-defense but also I recommend seeing DarkViperAUs Pacifist% to see how many Lamar can actually kill.
1:27 Was supposed to be a repo but Franklin kept the bike instead. Could be argued that he didn't know at the time.
2:58 It's drywall.
3:17 Also resisting arrest because they evade the police after this.
5:05 Actually, that would be making Franklin the home owner into order to pay the property taxes. Still money laundering though.
6:27 The cop crashed his car and Lester isn't present.
7:58 Battery and kidnapping, maybe not kidnapping because Michael agreed under duress, but Michael was transported while unconscious against his will.
8:02 Michael is self-defense here just to get out alive, but it wouldn't have happened if Dave didn't put him there.
9:23 Unlikely, but might be legal torture.
9:33 Legal assassinations are more of a IAA thing. Could be legal but likely they are skipping some legal processes here.
10:18 The FIB orders were to rob the truck, not kill police after. Maybe the crew isn't getting away otherwise. but murder was not the order. Also I want to add that the robberies were bad writing. They could make up number digitally for what they are trying to do. But this is their chosen method instead for untraceable cash. Except the bills could still be traceable.
11:08 Accessory to bank robbery + coercion. Did not order the deaths of police and military. Lester's plan was to go heavily armed expecting a fight.
13:06 The murders weren't part of the orders.
13:20 The solicitation of Trevor's murder was more on Steve although Dave is more at risk if Trevor finds out that Dave killed Brad.
0:58 you seriously think a man like Lamar Davis can legally own a firearm? He even says he can’t purchase stuff from ammu-nation because of his priors
2:58 he attempted to purchase drugs. Which is a felony, just not as bad as actual poss with intent to distribute
Any actions done by the trio on the orders of the FIB, ICA or other governmental organisation are illegal. That is why they contracted the three of them, because if they get caught they can’t be traced back to the govt.
woundnt there also be a charge for the automatic weapons?
I was about to comment on that tax evasion thing too. It's just plain old tax planing.
2:58 it was drywall yes but his intention was an real illegal substance
Franklin never wanted to keep the bike. Lamar was the one that took it for himself and then later on gave it to franklin, only then did he decide on keeping it figuring that Simeon wouldn't care about it now and wouldn't wanna see franklin anymore regardless
I was scandalized about Lamar's sentence and then I finished watching the video 😂
1:39 bro ain't gonna care about no 1000+ fine when he in jail nearly 400 years
The year is 5047. Legend has it, Dave is still in jail.
Can't wait for "If Carl CJ Johnson from GTA San Andreas was charged for his crimes."
Overated
@@candles6103 Yeah, sure, the best selling PS2 game of all time is overrated.
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i love how there were multiple people's crimes in a video about 14 minutes but there was a 12 minute video just for trevor
How about we charge Devon Weston for his crimes
We can charge him for multiple scammings and attempt to first degree murder (Sent a Merryweather team to kill Michael's family)
He is an antagonist, so to doesnt count.
4:03 Damn, Lester Crest. You Just Killed a Man on Live TV For Everyone (Including Little Kids) To See.
Hey pal! Great video, keep up the good work! I have a few suggestions for future videos if you are interested.
John Rambo
John Wick
Bruce Wayne (Burtonverse, Nolanverse and DCEU)
Oliver Queen (Arrowverse)
Joker (Arkhamverse)
T-800 Terminator
Arthur Morgan
John Marston (RDR 2)
Dutch van der Linde
Rico Rodriguez
Carl Johnson
Tommy Vercetti
Tommy Angelo
Vito Scaletta
Lincoln Clay
Poor Lamar. that 1k is gonna cause a lot of problems
3000 years in prison?! I think the state would just kill Dave then depending on if San Andreas allows the death penalty or not.
When I was completing the second mission, and I had to crash into Simeon’s car dealership, I felt so bad for Simeon because he really loved Franklin. And here, Franklin ruined his business 🙁