Do you need a money to get girls?
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Everyone knows what girls want, is a guy who can do a backflip
So true
That is something who isnt forklift certified would say
Markiplier has a soft spot for that, too.
so he can do a flip when they jump to their inedible end
And then a front flip, don't forget
You’re telling me i became a farmer and breed this massive rooster for nothing?!
Na
It will still empress her that you have a farm and have roosters
(Well not all but thats normal)
If he's really that massive you can rent out that rooster to other farmers with hens. Maybe Dyson might outright purchase him if he's xbox hueg.
Turns out it wasn’t a big rooster. It was just Kevin and his eternal blood lust.
@@jacobfoxfires9647 I understood that reference
@@jacobfoxfires9647 poggers save us
What's amazing about this clip is how it starts with her urgent message to men about the state of their chances of getting women perfectly complemented by the urgency of the soundtrack behind it. It's almost like she's trying to get those non-believers to The Other Side.
In all honesty, after seeing the original clip and having more context from what she had just said prior to this clip, I believe she’s lying. She’s incredibly kind, and cares about her viewers, but she is lying
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@@devinhodgen7408 Are you serious? The whole thing where she is screaming for "huge cock" is a joke. A joke a lot of people make based on that same misconception she was addressing.
@@devinhodgen7408 And another thing, there are literally statistics I have seen where women don't value large cock that much, and there idea size wasn't even massive. Men often talk about large tits, but most men aren't rejecting every woman because they don't have big enough tits.
Complaints it more because she sounds unhinged and butthurt.
Arguing about sex to a French person it’s like arguing about math to a mathematician.
Being french myself i totally can't disagree with that
The mathematician is keeping some of the variables a secret because reasons.
@@MK_ULTRA420 best comment ever
@@MK_ULTRA420 well they need to stop asking me to find their "X" that bitch done gone man stop trying to get her back.
Ok I know I have no sexual experience yet, but as a French I have a doubt about that. Like I didn't know about that one cliché/stereotype about us.
If I had a nickel for EVERYTIME a girl has said that.
I would have gotten myself an RTX 3090.
that's a lot of nickels actually if its the retail price it would be 1,499$ and if we divide that by 5 cents it would be 29,980 nickels knowing how dumb I am that math is probably wrong tho.
Honestly alot of women just say this to be nice and don't really mean it.
@@Darth1Marik did a girl tell you that or are you just assuming?
Wow you would also have brought back the stocks?
i could get weapons grade plutonium for less money than a decent graphics card. these fucking scalper prices bro.
As they say, not about the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean.
It’s ok when the ocean is calm, but a small boat will easily capsize when a true test presents itself. A larger boat will have trouble as well but can better face vastly more tests IF the person piloting it knows how to use it.
@@wanterofjustice3878 exactly, what you said on the last of your sentence. It's HOW you use it.
@@weebman2915 If we need to transport a movie sized great white, we're still gonna need a bigger boat
Ooo I’ve never heard that one before
@@wanterofjustice3878 then don't sail a small boat in those kind of waters. Ya'll just committing suicide and being an inept captain
Everyone has different preferences. The term "size queen" exists for a reason, but it's not every woman.
Usually a size queen is someone who should have stopped with the biggest guy she found but she foolishly decided to keep looking thinking she could find bigger
Wait, is that what size queen means? I assumed it's more of a "weight" title. Like plus-sized.
@@Valigarmanda Yes. Size queens are not necessarily "plus-sized"
@@Valigarmanda no, that's a feeder/gainer if it's a fetish thing
my best bro is an outlier in terms of size, whe're talking "Astolfo with a Monster energy drink" sized, and he told me that Every Fucking Time he slept with a self-proclaimed size-queen, he had to stop after a short while because "too big", so yeah, apparently there's size queen, and there's a lot of women who watched too much porn and who think they're one.
Saruei just giving all of us men a huge confidence boost that we've probably needed for years
Yeah, something I really needed for a while too, but that doesn't matter at all where I live sadly but I just don't care
i mean for our case, a ''small'' confidence hehe
Saruei is not a size queen confirmed
Give her time
@@sonofsueraf this comment scares me and I dont understand it or know why.
@@zade8586 she'll soon change her opinion once she's experienced more, & come to the inevitable conclusion that small is no good.
@@sonofsueraf For some people maybe, but everyone is different. No offense, but I think you may be the exact Incel type person she's clowning lol.
@@zade8586 I'm small & have done it some time. Being small is like playing Dante Must Die on dmc games.
IE you're gonna have a hard time pleasing women.
it doesnt matter, i wont be able to get a girl anyways
That's up to you bud
@@ErikPT you are correct and I say I won't be able to get a girl. I'm simply can't give them happiness. No need for two people to be miserable.
@@EosGnua feelsbadman
we lost him boys. This one's too far gone
Guys, let's invest into Tesla so Elon will develop Seggsbots.
It's more about acting confident in my very brief experience. Too bad adulthood absolutely crushed any confidence I could muster.
It gets better :)
I don't know how old you are, but you will notice at some point, that the VAST majority of people think about you as much as you think about them. Meaning, very little. If you are with someone you care about, then they are either too busy trying to make a good impression, or they thinking about something else (in wich case, fuck em).
I just do my thing now and people that like who I am stick around, and the others leave. Of course thats not an excuse to act like a dick.
Easy, just stop being adult
I can say that is absolute bs. I was never confident at all, how it happens is how you talk to them-- because I am still a mess, but practice makes perfect. It helps if you get rejected by every person you ask lol
@@ErikPT i mean, good for you, man. but maybe not everyone has the same experience, just saying.
Then im keeping my v card till i die cause my self confidence is at 0
"Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
Average pp gang rise up.
As it was proven over and over again: Quality over Quantity/Size
Would argue that, if you really know what youre doing, your female partner had her first Highlight even before your pants drop XD
The package isn't what's important it's how you use it that matters.
It's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean
It's why I prefer mature women. I'm 27 my girl is 32 we've been together for a year you learn a thing or two and your partner can also inspire you lol
@@jarrettodom3943 Not to mention it isn't the only tool in the shed. Men and women have 10 fingers and a tongue, only other thing you need is imagination and maybe basic anatomy. Penetration isn't the only way.
@@ErikPT I think that's the right age range.
She just successfully insulted the entire Reddit population
Never been so upset about something I 100% agree with
Every girl until she sees it.
I adore how she sounds so mad at them for us, really standing up for us haha
Nice advice but for the forever alone waste of human life that is me it’s hollow comfort.
I'm sorry to hear you feel that way, and I hope you are able to find whatever ways you can to reverse that mindset; be it cutting out toxic portions of your friend groups, focusing more time on self care and self improvement, and if necessary/available, therapy and meds. It sucks to be stuck in that mental space; I know from experience. I hope things improve for you soon, friend.
I feel you bro
Frankly she's not even correct. I've seen people exclusively like small cocks without the desire of making fun of them and I've seen people only like big cocks.
Back to you, I suggest embracing being forever alone or kick yourself in the ass and find something to give your life meaning. I was in your boat not to long ago and I embraced the wonderful world of online roleplay. A lot of horny people out there so your horizons are endless
I'm glad I'm not alone.
That's the same way I feel on the daily
Tell that to the Vshoujo girls lol
Context?
@@violabratsche1148 they talk about big penises a lot. Well Silvervale and Veibae do
Europeans vs Americans
Don't mean to nitpick but the company is 'VShojo' sorry, it's a habit of mine.
@@Garl_Vinland Veibae and Froot are british
press X to dout
I don't think the cock really matters but if you're not rich and goodlooking yeah you just don't exist (as potential partener) for 80% of the girls.
this game has too many loading zones. i get lost just because the screen goes black every five seconds
Can anyone tell me what is the name of the game?
Cry of Fear and it’s a free game :)
Her looking at my junk: Who are you going to please with that?
My answer: Me.
Oh the backlash or fears of relationships and women in general are quite scary
As a teenage boy I can say with no experience whatsoever that I have witnessed women spouting curses at ex's or boy friends that hurt even as a bystander the sex wasn't good it was too small these are common fears that are very unjustified
And I'm being a Smart a$$ I take everything I say with a grain of salt
Yeah from my experience ex girlfriends will make up almost anything about you to make you seem like the bad guy or some incompetent idiot, and on the other side women who are in a good relationship will exaggerate and cherry pick so I wouldn't trust what they say
And I'm a virgin so my fears are truly there
Girls are after money, status, and the tingles.
That's why toys are made
J'adore Saruei.
Moi aussi 💜
I overheard from a female friend back in high school:
"I mean, yeah, HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE, but there is no way that's going anywhere near my genitals. Bj, maybe, but even then it's a 'try it once' scenario"
I busted a gut when she realized I was sitting next to her when she said that. The BRIGHTEST fire truck red I ever saw that girl turn. Apparently I was unintrusive/sensitive enough for her to forget I wasn't 'one of the girls' every now and then. Got even funnier when one of her friends who was also at the table dug the hole deeper with a comment about preferring pianists to jocks.
The girls (or guys, for those who swing that way) you want a relationship with are the ones who AREN'T shallow enough to prioritize size/appearance over behavior.
Sure, but good luck with that
"One of the girls" gang unite
Not information I searched for but one I will gladly remember
“When in doubt use your fist.” ~me
Look, i'm not saying he's right or that he's justified on what he's saying, but society really does make men feel like that sometimes. Everyone around us tells us that we have to achieve the impossible in order to get someone to love us, and it can sometimes feel like girls will never date someone with a smaller than average dick (or hell, even an average one). He still should've kept these thoughts to himself though, because they are untrue and just harmful things that society throws at us. Stay strong my gamers
needed the confidence boost lol
“You hear that little guy? We’re not so bad after all.”
I've actually seen this clip before, yay, I'm finally catching up.
a little hope, however desperate, is never without worth
The average man doesn't have much experience, Saruei have a lot of experience.
“It’s not about the length of the sword or the girth of the shield. But how one utilizes the tools given to him that matters most.”
~ Some random ass shut in NEET
That's why they call me the king of foreplay. I made her first time so special, she didn't know what's what anymore.
You don't need shoes to run either but it sure as hell helps
you can have a huge dick and still be a massive dissapointment in bed, ask any woman. in fact a lot of guys with big dicks think they're default good lays just because of that and can't seem to understand why women don't stick around for very long.
@@syzygy2464 true.
Sure, but you also don't want to be running a marathon in steel-toed work boots.
@@syzygy2464 Why be a massive disappointment in bed when you can be a massive disappointment in life?
@@Draconic74 soldiers/any military guys run in those things, what say you?
so that means she has tried it... that's nice
the most important part is the foreplay. seriously, if you do just that much then size becomes totally irrelevant.
So you're telling me that there's hope for little Johnny?
Yes there is
Nah, chicks like to say this to look nice, just like how they like to say they aren't into looks, but then totally are
@@tumamaencosplay There's some truth to that, however what matters more is how good you actually are. One girl I was together with for a few years laughed when she first saw what I was packing, I laughed along with her for a moment, then I pushed her onto the bed and fcked her for the better part of an hour. The next evening she pushed me down on the bed while dripping a literal puddle on the sheets, looked me in my eyes and said "I'm sorry, but I really can't wait anymore".
She still laughed when she saw me, but she knew better than I did how appearances can be deceiving. Before she had me, she'd had multiple boyfriends with huge d*ks, I was by far the smallest, but to this day she has been with me the longest, and she fked me the most out of them all.
It's really not about the little man, but about the man it belongs to and how well they know to use it. Granted, some woman really are too wide to please well, however just like there are different size d*ks, there's different size vag*nas as well, if you've got a small one, you have to accept you cannot please everyone, and you have to accept most woman will look down on what you've got, since a small one just doesn't have that wow factor, it's just not impressive to look at.
When you are over that, you can stop worrying about these things and just f*ck to your hearts content, do make sure you have good hands and a good tongue, as this can compensate and assure the woman you have sex with still gets to enjoy herself even if your d*k isn't satisfactory for her.
You believe that myth?
Of course there's no hope
The lack of context is palpable
its not about the size of the sword, its how we use it.
"If it's not big enough they won't date you."... But, how will she see it if haven't been on a date FIRST. I'm pretty sure there is a order here.
Yeah, nobody saying size matters thinks it's impossible to get dates with as smol pp, they believe it's imposible to satisfy their partner as much as an equally skilled BIG PP guy.
farmers: dang it
So what shes saying is... we have a chance? Hahaha
That laugh at 0:39 is a blessing.
Why'd you think Musicians are so popular? Their sense of rhythm 😏 that and probably talent, emotion and sensitivity 😂🤣
I love her voice and accent.
I don't know? Do I need a money?
hear that little buddy
That's a lot of damage
she has spoken
Based af
Not based if it's simply the truth.
nah its about height 6ft+ or bust
maybe for a one night stand
True blackpill
Height
Race
Face
Money
If u want girls just be a chad.
@@Mage_Noir It goes Height > Face > Money > Race
The first 3 are absolutely necessary if a man wishes to avoid becoming a victim of the dual-mating strategy AKA ntr. Race matters but it's not a dealbreaker.
@@MK_ULTRA420 true.
Literally no one cares about height I swear you fucks are so pathetic
They’ve just seen too many women say something like anything under 6 inches is too short
So my only plus point is not good enough huh
Girls like guys who can run fast
At this point I gave up on guessing what girls are actualy after xD
Except for Money...
What really made Genos get up so fast.
Copege... yeah that's right you Tell him
I mean I get she's trying to encourage but there are plenty of videos out there of women saying the opposite and with large followings in agreement.
It's all pretty confusing and very tiring.
Though, I suppose I don't really have too much authority to speak as I've never really done romance/relationships. I hope guys out there find the confidence to take chances regardless of their err.. 'limitations', but guard your heart well and don't let women use you for your things and objects.
well, maybe that's because of people have different thought, after all, overgeneralization is the root of all som
Pretty sure it doesn't matter what size you are IF you don't have a microdick. The difference between an average one and a big one isnt large (heh)
I hear “if your not over 6’ don’t talk to me…” good thing im 6’1
That's what the girls from my circle of friends said too, until they've tried it one day and changed that opinon. And I say that with the authority of a "gay best friend", I'm not a big shlong owner myself sadly.
Soo
They said that size is not important, had a big cock and said nothing is better?
Chicks like to say size doesn't matter to not look shallow and thirsty, it's the same as when they say looks don't matter, but we all know how much it actually DOES matter for them.
@@tumamaencosplay but looks DO matter, for men and women.
@@helloneighbour2408 of course it does, difference is, we (men) don't go around lying to the entire female gender by pretending they don't matter to look nice, we admit upfront it is.
Not to mention Saruei doesn't exactly get laid often so she isn't the authority of what when want in sex.
"By the way" while playing Cry of fear... how did that even come up to her mind ???
older sis saruei strikes again
BROTHERS... I HAVE A CHANCE
she killed that guy
2 inch Uzi rapid fire my Bois
here that little buddy
They want a guy with a washboard stomache
she do be speaking facts tho but what do i know
"Is not the size of the wand, but the quality of the miracle that matters" - Albus Dumbledore
i mean she just insulted 99% of people watching here XDDD
french is awesome!!! i will become john cena
In reality if its bigger it is better. And that's true for most things.
Bigger wallet
Bigger/higher height
Bigger PP
Not a single women would say no for a bigger to an average or below average. What would a women chose? A 5'4 guy or a 6'2? A guy with a 1 room rent or a guy with a mansion? A Guy with a big PP or a small one?
I think it's not even a question. They can sugarcoat as much as they want but the harsh reality says the opposite.
Yup, it doesn't mean you can't possblly get dates or even a GF with a smol pp, or low height, or even little money, but you will always lose out to those who do have those-
Preach please lol
if you really believe that, then why are y'all not jacked billionaires?
@@inquisitionagent9052 ????????????? What does us not being essentially batman (handsome jacked billionaire with a supposedly big PP) have to do with women still preffering that if possible????
That said, Personally I AM working into the jacked part, the billionaire part is quite a bit harder lmao.
@@tumamaencosplay I'm not bashing you specifically. I'm just sick of these annoying dudes always crying and complaining about "woman only want rich chads. I'll be forever alone! Its so unfair for men! Blah blah blah"
like dude, if you really believe that (which isn't always true btw) why don't you become the rich chad? Solves your problem no?
P.s. best of luck on your grind
Confident +100
turns out people have different tastes
Guys we still have hope !!
lying to ourselves only causes more pain in the long run
@@biosaber585 then maybe you should stop perpetuating the lie that there is no hope?
@@arackan1 maybe you should stop hoping someone's actually gonna give a fuck about you.
@@biosaber585 Damn keep projecting...
@@somerandommen Damn, keep deluding
Size does matter, and what matters is "Will it fit?"
If it fits I sit - a cat
Well this is a reassuring thought. My complete lack of social skills outside of online interactions are my downfall.
This is true, and the nice guys always get the girl.
Really? Then why do they always ghost me when I tell them how I feel about them? I'm not the stereotypical "nice guy" either, I literally just want someone to actually love me instead of just use me as that shoulder to cry on or the cure to their sporadic boredom only to be tossed aside when they discover I developed actual feeling for them.
@@shelbyjackson6903
I was trying to be sarcastic, it doesn't work well in text 😅
I'm right there with you. I literally got passed up for a guy who lives with his grandma. But not because she needs help or anything. And she knew that I had feelings for her long before she dipped out of the state.
Focus on yourself, I've sworn off relationships to better myself. Partly because it's a good thing to do but mostly to get revenge and be the one who friendzone them instead 😁
Stay strong. 👍
@@oriontherealironman ah ok lol yeah I'm not looking for a relationship anymore either, my mental state comes first.
I know it's not about the size but I'm prepared 😂
Dont give me hope
Thank you for the encouragement, as unfortunately impractical as it is
I didn't hear a no
Everyone knows a guys biggest asset is how many shiny pokemon cards he has smh
If you have confidence it is 10 times easier to get a date
Well yeah..
I fail with going to places where people are and talking to random ones...
Soo.. internet dating for me
NO CONFIDENCE...
Well, half true.. It's not needed, but always appreciated. Plus, you don't need any kind of experience whatsoever to actually know that. That man was just completely dumb if he genuinely thought that.
Didn't even know she had a discord jesus theirs so many people in there.
GIRL ... Why he's watching you ? Why are we watching you ? OF COURSE WE NEVER TRIED SEX ! Thats why we are here as the weeb legion.
I think the dude in her discord who said that was probably a teen. That's usually what's going through their head
Does anyone else love her accent?
Everyone I think
Based
DO A BARREL ROLL
Yeah but I’ve also heard women say the opposite so who do I believe
your heart
Don't listen to the replies
Look at reality & you will get your answer
There's a good reason why marriage rates are down
Also, don't take advice on romance from wahmen, seriously
who cares? You do you. Go get em now
@@AcidiFy574 I'm dying for you to explain how marriage rates have anything to do with your junk size. Small men arent new ya know?
@@inquisitionagent9052 it's related to feminism
Don’t matter all the girls I would be interested in don’t leave their house lol
would she know ?
I pity our misguided brothers who believes the "size doesn't matter"
I can't believe you have stoop so low