If Commercials Were Real Life - Wish
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2020
- The lowest prices on Earth, just make sure you also have the lowest expectations. This parody is for everybody who's been scammed by Wish and Instagram ads. Fun fact: A lot of these items take 90+ days to ship after the dispute window is closed so that you can't get a refund.
Twitter: @im_Mahk & @Ali_ZebraCorner
IG: @im_Mahk & @Ali_ZebraCorner
Snap: @Ali_ZebraCorner
Credits-
contributing writers:
@Zactownsend_
@ChrisRMatson
@VivaMurillo
Huge shoutout to Jayden Tatum for the outro song and Frank can't Poop remix. Follow his Instagram: OfficialSprish
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or if you want extras like early access, outtakes, longer cuts, alternate jokes and even your own personal Mahk. Go to / zebracorner
This is a parody
Original commercials for reference: • Download the Wish App ... 
Приколы
I WISH you'd guys would follow us on social media- IG: @im_Mahk & @Ali_ZebraCorner / Twitter: @im_Mahk & @Ali_ZebraCorner / Snapchat: @comedian_ali
Merch: represent.com/store/zebra-corner
All done
I did :)
You received something, you didn't "recieve" it.
Zebra Corner thank Phaq movantic was one of my favorites . Do more pharmaceutical commercials 🤙🤙.
Mahk we hit a million if anybody deserves a million subscribers it’s you 🥳
"If I wanted my order this wrong, I'd go to Burger King" LMAO Someone who's truly tried to eat there.
@@xMuFF They're still sin business for the same reason Joe Biden is still in politics. And that reason is...I don't fucking know.
I always get a wrong order from KFC.
The only place that gets my order wrong is McDonalds
Mostly its McDonalds that gets the orders wrong the most
I remember those 5 years ago when I went to Burger King almost everyday to the same one, and they would always mess up my order
Chevrolet: 647K subscribers; Zebra Corner: 1.01 Million Subscribers
Mahk's got the real JD Powah.
Chevy wishes they had as much JD Powah as Mahk
Who are these people who even want to subscribe to chevrolet?
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You know Wish is bad when it doesn’t receive a JD Powah ahword!
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Don't touch me!
@@Xhoven touch👈
U need more likes
@@Xhoven touch👈
I ordered a Chevy off wish and they actually sent me one.
Hard to make a chevy shittier then it actually is
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Haha that sux
Got scammed
The “Wish - That’s Not What I Ordered” slogan lmao!
Facts Mother n law ordered a Broom n Dust pan... My Guy they Really sent her a Barbie Doll Broom n Dust Pan?!😩 Shit was Tiny As Hell?! 😠 🇨🇳
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More like I wish it was real
"You better watch your mouth before I sell you on Wayfair"!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"this looks like a Ruth bader Ginsburg voodoo doll" that came surprisingly relevant surprisingly quickly
Odd. So odd and synchronistic
It was 6 days before.. you know
@@rdd3887 aged like wine that woman looked like a less handsome Yoda
@Ash D pray*
@Ash D no I can't do it
"Either this is the wrong product or ANTIFA is getting a lot nicer on how they get these in your house"
not like we watched the same video or anything
"Nooooo you can't say that! CNN told me it's all Klansmen and Trump supporters out there looting and rioting! I can't believe Zebra Corner are fascists!" - The comments if this video makes it to Reddit.
SuperTunadude Well god damn. As a member of the relatively far left I can tell you it was pretty damn funny. It’s almost as if you are pre-upset about something you don’t know people have said yet... ❄️?... Also put yourself in the opposite shoes. Would you have a problem if he unboxed a bomb and said “wow, seems like MAGA supporters are mailing these to average citizens now”?
LowlyGrinder Just nonsense. I’ve been to multiple BLM protests, any by multiple I mean a few dozen, and no one has ever told me to be a shield. Funnily enough it’s people of color leading the walks. (All have been peaceful by the way) How you gonna hate from outside of the club? You can’t even get in
Thomas W. I’m pretty sure anyone can get in the peaceful protest club...
Everyone knows wish is a scam
It’s logical thinking by now
The name is fitting cos when i get something from there i wish its close to the product i ordered. Shit is still dirt cheap so not a big loss.
Perfect name "YOU WISH this was your product"
Bro Idk about you, but I've only had good experience with it. But again, I've only gotten knives from it
I've only bought one item from Wish. A set of earrings my daughter wanted for her birthday. Cheap ones she pointed out to me as "That's all I want." and I was like "Seriously? You can spend more." :p However, they were what was being marketed.
Did take way longer to arrive though. We weren't sure if it was because of Covid or not.
This is the only gacha I will agree to
"Antifa is getting a lot nicer how they get these in your house" lol
Great joke, but it would have been funnier if the line had been about a bag of soup.
So true
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@@bkdmode Yeah, because they had pallets of soup at the riots. 🙄
"Either this is the wrong product, or Antifa is getting a lot nicer about how they get these things into your house."
Absolute Gold
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“Wish is like having Ted Kaczynski as your secret santa”
I lost it at that part😂
Sad thing is Ted was a genius and volunteered for a CIA program in college for two weeks him and the other students all turned out that not as bad as Ted
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Same
I’d expect him to send either a metal confetti cannon or his manifesto
I have a feeling this whole vid was started as an OBJ toothpick joke
It was the best part but unfortunately, a lot of people didn't get it lol
@@lukemccullough8384 is it because he is enormous?
@@alexanderbyrne9684 no, a girl just recently came out and said OBJ likes for people to do weird things on him while performing copulation.
ah, had not heard that thanks.
the audio is off if you look closely. It looks like the original joke was OBJ's butt plug.
This receives the JD powah award for quality.
initial quality
Justin bieber?
The BJ
JD?
JD
My family is from China and that XL is pretty accurate lol
when he makes this right before ruth bader ginsberg dies
Guess it was a Voodoo Doll
I was like "too soon".
@@owlblocksdavid4955 Not soon enough.
I’m surprised there was something in those boxes
I'm surprised the boxes even arrived...
Mary Barr ikr I ordered from there once I only got 2/3 of my stuff and only 1/5 actually came on time
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Spot on with everything being a knockoff, or smaller than promised. At some point I had what I can only describe as an existential crisis when I allowed the nature of Wish only ever delivering smaller things wash over me.
It's hard to describe but a sort of terror developed in my mind as I imagined ordering about a dozen items and every one of them somehow being smaller than it should be. Even things that make no sense coming smaller, like a can opener, or a toothbrush.
I ordered Lilly from AT&T on wish and 4 months later ponch rolled up to my house taking about initial quality and making threatening gestures with a blood stained JD power award
That Ruth Bader Ginsberg joke just hit harder all of a sudden. Lmfao
“I’ll sell you on Wayfair” LMAO!
I think that Wayfair joke might go over a lot of people's heads but it was amazing.
Wow, if Wish commercials were like this I'd actually buy something from there.
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I died at the ANTIFA brick joke
Same here...haha
Well shit...if you died now you're gonna vote Democrat
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@@GCEXTREMEMN funny but actually really sad if you think about it cause it's true..
@@GCEXTREMEMN Kek
Finally, 1 million subscribers. Eat that Chevy.
Edward Awour kur yea how he can’t make anymore poop jokes
@SiglundR I like your initiative.
Being honest: exists
Ads: *we don’t do that here*
“I ordered a lava lamp not Odell Beckhams toothpick” LMAO
How is it possible 11 downvotes in first 15 minutes of this upload? Who are these people??? Love your videos! And congrats on 1 million subscribers, you deserve it! Keep it going!
Antifa members
Wayfair executives
Chevy guys for not being included
Chevy dealers
@J BLuNT yep, I’ve been noticing that on my channel as well. Strange online world we live in.
Nintendo switch. 😂😂
¨Oh I guess that would be fair this is probably an XL in china"
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“You better watch your mouth before I sell you on Wayfair.” Omg noooo😭😭🤣
Congrats on the 1 million subs!! You fricken deserve way more!!
I swear these always so convincing in the commercials
At least they’re getting ONE thing right
Sell you on Wayfair. LMAO!
0:39
"I ordered a Lava Lamp, not Odell Beckhams Toothpick" Lmaoo I wasn't expecting that
“Order from Wish, you will Wish you hadn’t”
Congrats on 1 Million subscribers Mahk!!!
A pooptacular huh? I know just the place:
*TO THE CHEVY DEALERSHIP*
Nah GM headquarters in Detroit
Stop at the Chrysler warehouse and pickup the three hellcat wheels I ordered while you're up there.
Perfect.
i was honestly thinking you were gonna say san fran
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You guys are earned every one of those subscribers, good work.
The RBG yoda doll joke is funnier than ever now
AYE ANOTHER UPLOAD I love this channel so much
Hell yeah guys 1 mil finally! Been watching since 100k love you're stuff, keep it up
Not a single joke misses with this guy. Comedic legend for sure
This is the best channel ever. Thank you Mahk!
That RBG joke hits different
Congrats on the 1Mil!
Hey! Congratulations on 1M! You won me over at "What's a computer?" Lol. Keep it up! You guys are great!
Congratulations on 1 million! You guys deserve it!
"I'll sell you on wayfair."
Holy crap
Congratulations on 1 million subscribers! Well deserved!
Thumbs up for the timing on the Ruth Bader Gainsborough joke!
FINALLY IM ONE IN A MILLION!!!!
My mom's been telling me that forever but now...
Wow I love this guy he is so talented
congrats on the 1mil club! great stuff
Congrats on 1 millions subs! More Wish videos these are hilarious lmao
0:30 well that aged well...
Ever see that commercial with the smart watches and the 3 kids acting like anxiety ridden idiots?
I hate that commercial, listen to the end, theres a baby laughing at the end too.
Gotta love the Amazon surprise boxes with a "free" something useless. I give the guys at work eyeliner, kitty litter scoops and anything else that will get a reaction in a crowded break room.
Congrats on 1M!!! Well deserved MAHK
Frank can't poop: The second not-coming-out
I ordered a guaranteed warranty for ford I got a JD powah award instead
Don't know about you all, but the 'Ted Kazinsky for Secret Santa' had me dead XD XD exploded with laughter! 😆😆😆😆
You are hilarious! Just stumbled across you and now I'm binging. Love your videos and subscribed
I’m so confused, if you’re subbed to him, why did you dislike the video?
Prob accidentally
Sour Patch Kid • 62 years ago it’s Chevy they hate him
maybe they arnt subs???
Because people still ride Wish and can't stand when people point out how much of a scam it is
Not all viewers are subs
1:26 Missed opportunity to make the slogan "I Wish I got what I ordered"
My buddy ordered a terabyte flash drive from Wish. It was actually a 16 megabyte drive that was modified to fake windows into showing a terabyte of storage. They even engraved a bunch of X marks on the chip to cover their tracks. He still orders from Wish to this day.
At least it's not like Let Go. Where the guy you are buying survival knives from wants to meet in a Dollar General parking lot at 11 at night.
"Looks like a ruth bader ginsburg voodoo doll"...big oof
The antifa joke was dead on! I hear they also sell flamethrowers.
Bic Lighter and Bug spray?
Holy shit you did it! Congrats on 1M subs. Well earned Mahk!
Outstanding and congrats on 1 million.
That Ruth Bader Ginsburg joke aged well.
The irony of ordering a Tom Brady Jersey and getting cheated. 🏈
Love your stuff zebra corner
'if we get 1 million subscribers, we'll abandon this channel for good' mission accomplished
Make one on those get fit by eating food scams
2 views, 15 likes. That's Chevy mathematics if I've ever seen!
RUclips recently received the JD power award for initial logicality after the first 3 minutes of a video being posted!
Congratulations on 1 million subscribers guys! I've been here since the beginning it feels like.
It’s good to see you back
Wow that RBG joke was like 6th days from being really fucking offensive😂
I don't get how Wish hasn't been shut down by now.
It's a chinese company so no one can sue them
And no one in power has the courage to complain to the CCP overlords
Because no one outside of Trump has the balls to stand up against China. All they see is money and that's good enough
@@13Mizzou um... so why doest trump ban it...? You realize the government can ban something in your country, right?
Sensei Adam - Brawl Stars yeah like tiktok
"Usually when i want a company to get my order this wrong I have to go to Burger King."
Hell yeah guys! Congrats on a million subs.
Ted Kaczynski as a secret santa😂😂
I wished for this video.
You're welcome.
Congratulations on your milestone!
Good I’m glad that your back Mahk
That Ruth Bator Ginsberg joke did not age well.......just like her apparently
Did anyone just randomly watch this and now they're addicted
Wish - "You can Wish for it, doesn't mean you're gonna get it"
0:44 had me dying
no seriously that was the brick they threw at me at the "peaceful protest"
jk🤣
Haha tom Brady, good luck
1 month later they have yet to upload
U guys are so good with these real life commercials 😂
ROTFLMMFAO!! Oh my hell. Dude....this is the best one yet. My entire office was busting up over this
Wish: Military grade body armor $50
Criminal: Dang thats a great deal
Criminal robs bank
Good samaritan shoots criminal with .22 lr
Criminal dies.
0:55 I died.
"Technically" it is what you ordered.
r/technicallythetruth
I died from that
Love your videos totally gonna subscribe :)
I love coming back to this channel after like a year and get to watch all these funny ass videos