I literally think yhis is drew from the future come back just to fuck with his past self and then in 2056 we're gonna get a vudeo called "going back in time to get my past self to make a video about me???"
The amount of names in the book gives the vibes that Nathan told a bunch of people he was making a book, and agreed to every person's request to have their name in it.
I recently watched Fargo (the movie) with my mother, and literally paused the movie to show her a picture of Danny next to the son from that movie so we could go insane together about the resemblance. Danny and that kid look more alike than that kid and his older real life self.
@@livebackwards Yikes... the racism in your comment is insane. For one thing, your name does not determine your race (and vice versa). Secondly, OP was making a light-hearted joke, and you butted in to... be racist? Fr? Why make this a race thing? Also, just to prove how much of a laughing stock your racist ass is, I went through all of the names and like.... babe, one of the characters is literally named LAMAR. For example, Kendrick Lamar isn't a white American, last time I checked! There is also a character named Miranda, and um... well, in case you didn't know, we literally have CIVIL RIGHTS named after a Latino named Ernesto Miranda (Miranda Rights!!). "Lola" is also a name seen frequently in Latino and black cultures (Chris Rock's daughter; the rapper; the actress; singers; etc.)! "Jane" is the name of the main character in Jane The Virgin, which is a show that is almost exclusively focused on Jane, a HISPANIC LATINA WOMAN and her HISPANIC LATINO FAMILY. In high school, I was friends with a half-Portuguese, half-Hispanic girl named Sarah! Another Sarah I knew is half Cuban! There is the notable and famously handsome Hispanic actor, Oscar Isaac... need I say more? And let's not forget Talulah--I have never met ANY white person named Talulah, I'm just gonna be real. But I HAVE been friends with a Blaine, Blake, and Emma--all of whom were black! I knew a Latina Emma as well, of course. I'm in a university, which means I see a LOT of diversity here. Something that didn't surprise me is how many people had names I'd heard, and names I hadn't--none of these names had any correlation with their races! The reason it wasn't a surprise is because I'm not a racist who assigns race to names, unlike you! There is no such thing as a "white American name" unless you are a white American with a name; that is the ONLY qualification. Before you start trying to turn a silly, light-hearted joke into a race thing, maybe stop to consider that you might actually be the racist one.
Uh oh, there must be something wrong within the quantum meshwork. I'll have to call the emergency hotline to have this glitch rectified. We don't want another hard reset, do we? A moment of silence for those lost in the last Gear Power Cycle...
I didn’t need reminding of JP’s book, but here we are. We had a good run, 2024, but you’re also in the bin with the rest of the 2020s. Sigh. I was going to learn something this year, but that about the window now
Dude same like it takes me 40 minutes to do my makeup and make us dinner but then Drew's videos are only 20 mins long ngl it's sooooo one sided I'm over it
@@hanbanan7926 Habanan are you suggesting this person try to do a public internet stunt so foolish that drew is forced to make a video about them so they may become closer to LEGENDARY RUclipsR Drew Gooden?
Genuinely enthralled by that paragraph, all those repetitions, the weird descriptions that don't really add up, the strange rhythm... Hypnotic. Literary genius. Love it.
"all the characters flirt with service workers but never actually pursue them romantically" is a pretty apt way of describing life as a service worker. 🙃
And the arms off-camera shrug, as if to say “I have no fucking clue!” The man is an open book. Specifically, the book Passion or Pancakes. More specifically, Passion or Pancakes opened to page 87.
The shift into explaining a maddening web of horny fictional characters written by a guy who people joke is a future you feels like the kind of twist you always get at about 20% of the way through every hbomberguy video
This man has the energy of someone who would totally accidentally kill the killer in a horror movie while he was just trying to deliver the protagonist some cookies for no reason.
14:51 this reminds me of when drew wrote "He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. so did she. They looked at eachother. They looked at eachother in the eyes. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome."
@@NylaTheWolfoh there's tons, it mainly started with Mike's Mic talking about 2000s dramas (Pretty Little Liars, Lost, etc), then lots of booktubers started doing it to describe the insane books they read
@@NylaTheWolfthere’s also a lot of these for movies/tv shows! The first examples that come to mind are Jenny Nicholsons video on Vampire Diaries or Uncarley’s video on Riverdale
This dude is so close to being wholesome but there's something atopping it, and after the reveal of the contents of his romcom I think I know what that is
@@Tay-wj9eti feel like we would know if that was the case. evidence: sara, sarah, and sara(h)x7. this guy seems very clear about his menagerie of characters names
yes it does make more sense that we would have multiple variations of the name Brenda, I really feel like that's what most romance fiction is missing these days... now if only we could track down the mythical Peter, I'll finally be able to sleep at night @@benissopopular
That single sentence you read near the end was a rollercoaster because for a few brief moments it was actually poetic and then it would be like "and there's also a green football field over there"
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The man obviously couldn't get help from an editor, first drafts are like that!
@@cooliostarstache5474 yeah run on sentences can have a purpose. Like if, say, you have a character who ate 3 edibles in one night. But they are never going to read well out of context.
the entire sequence of drew explaining the characters’ relations feels like that meme from its always sunny in philadepphia where charlie is explaining his theory abt pepe silvia
His vibe is very much like. Cashier/barista/server who is very outwardly friendly but clearly on the verge of absolutely losing it just going on a rage fueled rampage and barely holding it in. It’s like he’s being held at gun point forced to be silly. I love him
@@SoftTangerineDreams Humanity F** Yeah, it's full stories of humans interacting with other intelligent species in either sci-fi or fantasy settings and being awesome/confusing the aliens. It's a good subreddit.
as soon as i read that i started imagining drew as nathan and was like "omg theyre so right!" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER WAS THE PART WHERE THE COMMENT SECTIONS SAY "drew gooden in like 3 years" LOL 😭😭😭😭
Here in Brazil it’s Beatriz. If you live for long enough in Brazil you’ll meet like three girls names Beatriz for every one person with other name. Back in middle school I we had four or five just in our class
0:26 i want you all to know that i accidentally had another youtube tab open during this part - and it was a BenOfTheWeek video, he has chaotic edits - so while this man was smiling with his dead eyes finger dancing across the table, i heard a woman screaming bloody murder in the background and fully thought that was intentional.
The way you talk about this guy being funny and make a hilarious video about him without being mean or picking on him at all is so admirable. His response of thankfulness is a testemant to that. This video makes me so happy.
@@wilthomas But you don't actually know the guy, that could just be his sense of humor. Just because he seems creepy to you doesn't mean he objectively is, nor does it mean he's a bad person. People are right to admire Drew's ability to joke about this guy without making fun of him or tearing him down. When it comes to real people you shouldn't judge them by their cover, but by the content of their character, like their actions and intent behind said actions. And so far, from what I've seen at least, this guy is probably a nice fellow with a quirky sense of humor. So yeah I hope this comment has come across right and not confrontational, cause my goal with this response is simply to make the world a better place. Any who, thanks for reading, and God Bless!!!
nono clearly he is drews future son who has come back to try to get in touch with drew to prevent something awful from happening in the future and this was the only surefire way to get his attention
At 10 minutes and 40 seconds I got up from where I was trying to fall asleep for a nap and immediately added this video to my favorites, before even finishing it. The entire whiteboard segment with all the character names had me wheezing on an otherwise very dull snow day. And I feel like this book was written just for a youtuber like Drew - basically his younger counterpart - to make such a video like this one, and that makes it all worth it.
Half way through your frantic breakdown of all the characters in Passion or Pancakes, and I actually started making predictions about random names that I thought would be included, and I was right about every one of them,including my own name.
I watched this last night and havent laughed out loud at something this hard probably ever. This video is so fucking excellent. While I love most all Drew’s videos, this one really exemplifies how talented and seriously funny he is. Absolute banger, 10/10, grateful to have this treasure on RUclips.
I remember the reason why he has such long pauses at the end is because his comment section would recommend he lengthen it to give them time to soak it in. I’m so glad he listened
I like that after Nathan drops his thought of the day he chooses not to cut the video there and just stares at you awkwardly. Truly an experience to be remembered.
the explanation of the book literally just sounds like highschool drama and i love it so much. i know i could only ever actually listen to it through the way you explained it thoufh
this is the most realistic book ive ever heard of. just a huge game of "what's the move?" with countless names being mentioned and forgotten also, Camila Cabello and im the back half of the horse
It also sounds like at some parts he may have been doing speech-to-text or something and it wasn't hearing him correctly? I don't know how else a sentence like "He hoped Holly was in a spanking." comes to fruition. 🤷🏻♀
From this video, it sounds a lot like Homestuck without the sort-of-isekai. I'm not even joking, really. The sheer amount of characters in this book is quite reminiscent of Homestuck, which has around 128 named characters. Maybe more, but it seems... debatable.
Your stress melts away when you look at him, but it pools around me and gets in my shoes. I don't know where I was going with that but watching him makes me anxious.
My favorite Nathan Baylet video is this one where he rolls a tomato down a tinfoil ramp and proceeds to say "That was a lot cooler in my mind" and then edits it. I love it so much.
I found this guy a while back and something necessary to add is that his videos didn’t used to have this much pause at the end, but people in the comments keep telling him to pause longer and he keeps extending it.
I love how this was first talking about being depressingly sucked into a vortex of the internet, and then boom! Guy dancing with his hands on the table while looking dead inside.
Obviously I'm aware that there are people who don't live paycheck to paycheck constantly checking their bank balance but it still catches me off guard when these types of sponsorships are like "dont you hate when you dont notice 5 to 20 dollars being taken out of your checking account every month?"
I’m not judging your current situation but you should look into saving slowly, credit card cash back can return 3%, a savings account can return 4%, and a SoFi ETF can return 7% It seems like dollars now but it compounds quickly over the years
lol I love that drew said he'd watch nathan's videos and his stress would melt away, and while I was watching them in this video my stress actively got worse
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I already like that guy more than I like you
havent even played it yet and i already fully agree
Damn.. I’m not a good loser
But I agree
nice job
Pnarncake
Damn it that one's good
This dude is literally a character Drew would write for a skit
Oops, Drew made a joke about that, I didn't see that bit yet lol
I feel like he is someone's Dad that some millennial saw potential in
When I first started watching I thought is that Drew's Dad lol@@tundranone8366
I literally think yhis is drew from the future come back just to fuck with his past self and then in 2056 we're gonna get a vudeo called "going back in time to get my past self to make a video about me???"
@dayniehunt7168 alternate ending: Danny paid this guy hoping Drew would make a video about him. We've been tricked again
"Drew Gooden in three years" is killing me thats such a short amount of time
well think about how much the last three years have aged us all
I don't want to@@jennypan4055
how quickly is he going to age??
@@Alex-bm5de with how things been going about the same as the rest of us...59 yrs a year
@@Alex-bm5dedrew actually died yesterday :((((( he aged 100 years in 1 day and then had a stroke :(((
Put this man on Adult Swim so he can freak out all the stoner night owls when he pops up at 3:15am
When adults swim, where are they going?
WEIRD THING IS ADULT SWIM PLEASE LAUGH
@@notveryniceatall you’re miserable and your name is fitting
Not me being high rn and dying
@@notveryniceatall You are miserable and your name is fitting
Remember Nathan Baylet? This was him 3 years ago.
You have won the RUclips comment section
Excellent discovery! I was wondering where he came from.
Can't wait to come back to this comment in 3 years
He called sex “woohoo”. He’s writing Sims fan fiction.
Who isn’t?
Everyone’s writing sims fan fiction, don’t pretend you aren’t
He also used phrases like "jumping back in vagina first" lol
"Zingle dorb shala plaga woohoo?" Mark said Seductivly
that explains why there are so many characters
The amount of names in the book gives the vibes that Nathan told a bunch of people he was making a book, and agreed to every person's request to have their name in it.
I imagine all the Sara(h)'s made that request at the same time.
@@natetite In unison?
BOOK Kickstarter! Tier 3 donor, there will be a character in this book with your name!
Minimum donation: 1 dollar
or it's authored by ChatGPT..
Probably all while also drunk as hell lmao
The book analysis is just me explaining my sims lore
Yesss
Right down to referring to sex as "woohoo"
it's what everyone hears when I talk about horror movies
YES YOU’RE SO RIGHT
kurtis had the rag doll, drew got nathan, danny's had multiple random doppelgängers. circle of life complete
danny's doppelgänger is every single white woman with black hair and a slightly large nose
I recently watched Fargo (the movie) with my mother, and literally paused the movie to show her a picture of Danny next to the son from that movie so we could go insane together about the resemblance. Danny and that kid look more alike than that kid and his older real life self.
@@katlenwitch2711 i’ve never watched that movie but i looked up the cast and instantly knew who you’re talking about lol
the names in this book are really giving "the first 50 people to like and follow will get a character named after them" energy
A lot of "I only know white Americans" energy too.
@@livebackwards Yikes... the racism in your comment is insane. For one thing, your name does not determine your race (and vice versa). Secondly, OP was making a light-hearted joke, and you butted in to... be racist? Fr? Why make this a race thing?
Also, just to prove how much of a laughing stock your racist ass is, I went through all of the names and like.... babe, one of the characters is literally named LAMAR. For example, Kendrick Lamar isn't a white American, last time I checked! There is also a character named Miranda, and um... well, in case you didn't know, we literally have CIVIL RIGHTS named after a Latino named Ernesto Miranda (Miranda Rights!!). "Lola" is also a name seen frequently in Latino and black cultures (Chris Rock's daughter; the rapper; the actress; singers; etc.)! "Jane" is the name of the main character in Jane The Virgin, which is a show that is almost exclusively focused on Jane, a HISPANIC LATINA WOMAN and her HISPANIC LATINO FAMILY. In high school, I was friends with a half-Portuguese, half-Hispanic girl named Sarah! Another Sarah I knew is half Cuban! There is the notable and famously handsome Hispanic actor, Oscar Isaac... need I say more? And let's not forget Talulah--I have never met ANY white person named Talulah, I'm just gonna be real. But I HAVE been friends with a Blaine, Blake, and Emma--all of whom were black! I knew a Latina Emma as well, of course.
I'm in a university, which means I see a LOT of diversity here. Something that didn't surprise me is how many people had names I'd heard, and names I hadn't--none of these names had any correlation with their races! The reason it wasn't a surprise is because I'm not a racist who assigns race to names, unlike you! There is no such thing as a "white American name" unless you are a white American with a name; that is the ONLY qualification.
Before you start trying to turn a silly, light-hearted joke into a race thing, maybe stop to consider that you might actually be the racist one.
So Sara made alt accounts just for that?
@livebackwards I'm a 0% white immigrant with a white name that was mentioned in the video lmao it's pretty common for poc brought up in the west
@@dustmite7558 I never said it was impossible for non-white immigrants to have traditionally Western names.
Why does he seem both super happy and like he's panicking
its like hes nervous to be posting its kinda sweet
he's relatable that way :)
He has Harold energy
Mood
It has edibles energy
This feels like Mr. Gooden accidentally found his alternate reality self. We aren’t supposed to see this interaction
That guy is future Drew from the timeline in which Amanda goes MIA in Afghanistan and Danny marries Jake Paul.
"LOGAN PAIL?!?!" @@music9521
Uh oh, there must be something wrong within the quantum meshwork. I'll have to call the emergency hotline to have this glitch rectified. We don't want another hard reset, do we? A moment of silence for those lost in the last Gear Power Cycle...
@@music9521 sorry buddy, that's in this universe?? dunno where you've been
@i_didnotfart nah man, Danny doesn't marry Jake Paul in this universe. I remember hearing about Danny and Drew's wedding.
That insane run on sentence was actually comedic genius
3 separate stares in a row
I had to pause twice cause I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe holy shit 🤣😭
It was wonderful
it was the greatest sentence ive ever heard in my life
For it to be comic genius it would have to have been on purpose. And feel like author is about as self aware as a bike seat.
"the horniest book I've read since Jake Paul's autobiography" is really quite the sentence
I didn’t need reminding of JP’s book, but here we are. We had a good run, 2024, but you’re also in the bin with the rest of the 2020s. Sigh. I was going to learn something this year, but that about the window now
I love it when creators refference their old videos for the nerds who have watched each of their videos multiple times.
@@thiliuc4394exactly!!
Iconic video
r/brandnewsentence
4:52 - I like how there’s no denial from Drew that he’ll turn into this guy, just concern that it might only take 3 years.
and concern that he looks as old as this guy
Two years and a half, take it or leave it
When I first started watching I said. Is that Drew's Dad?
No, but in that specific video I can see it very clearly lmao
2 years now?
its the fact that "road work ahead? yea i sure hope it does" feels EXACTLY like something nathan would say
'road work ahead'*
@@harrydsymons thanks
@@harrydsymonsyea i sure hope it does
By this logic, it means that nathan is a younger drew gooden
Well that’s because the part Drew left out is that this is him in the future. He discovered a Time Machine.
12:18 the funniest part about this is that PETER ISNT EVEN ON THE BOARD WHO IS PETER
hes obvs bookworm brendas boyfriend
@@zolizard😭
i cried☠️
@@zolizard Only temporarily.
@@zolizardNah, Peter already has a girlfriend
Nathan is on the kind of edibles that only older people can get ahold of
Can you please explain lol?
@@estrellaanne1589you're obviously too young
@@estrellaanne1589
Older stoners don't really follow a dosage chart when making their edibles so to speak
lmao
@artsyscrub3226 I go to a cannabis club and them old ladies don't fuck around. The package of their home made snickers says "1500-2500mg"
trying desperately to have a parasocial relationship with drew but he only ever emerges from his swamp once a month to drop a video about some guy
Hes like shrek
Dude same like it takes me 40 minutes to do my makeup and make us dinner but then Drew's videos are only 20 mins long ngl it's sooooo one sided I'm over it
You've got a phone and (presumably) a camera. you can be that guy. I believe in you.
@@hanbanan7926 Habanan are you suggesting this person try to do a public internet stunt so foolish that drew is forced to make a video about them so they may become closer to LEGENDARY RUclipsR Drew Gooden?
You’re just like me fr
I love how Drew's content is 1/3 extremely serious video essay and 2/3 whatever this shit is
implying this isn't a serious video essay? how dare you
I love that he doesn't look *that* much like drew but his mannerisms and eyes are almost identical
I’m convinced that Nathan just takes a bunch of edibles, whips out his camera and just vocalizes the random thoughts in his head.
Especially the “cupboards” one
That...makes a LOT of sense.
that would make more sense… if this already made any sense
This was also my official assessment
my thoughts exactly
“Drew Gooden out of context” compilation creators eating good with this one
especially the “no one knows who dan is, so idk why he’s in the group”
the entire book segment is a precious thing
agreed@@ac-jj1zz
Genuinely enthralled by that paragraph, all those repetitions, the weird descriptions that don't really add up, the strange rhythm... Hypnotic. Literary genius. Love it.
all the different stares they did consecutively... beautiful, and true to life as well. I stare in all sorts of different ways all the time
This man has lost his comma privileges
@@l0velycry452 sir from now on its fullstops or nothin
I thought it was about them fucking until it got to the end 💀
james joyce in middle school english class
"all the characters flirt with service workers but never actually pursue them romantically" is a pretty apt way of describing life as a service worker. 🙃
Very wholesome of you to support your dad's Insta
LMFAOOOOO
well after he cancelled that dinner to fall for a scam it's the least he could do
"Holy tushy-twerks" and "holy fuck-a-doodles" is EXACTLY how I imagined he would cuss after seeing the first few clips from his tiktok 🤣
I want to un-hear that lol
He smashed Disney cursing and real cursing together
He sounds candian 😂
I'll never see him the same again after reading those lines from that book
It's giving James Mcavoy from Split 😂😂
It's like watching someone who's super sleep deprived laughing at whatever random thought comes to mind
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Lmao, you are so right
i spaced out for 5 minutes and suddenly this strange man was talking about a bunch of people who i've never heard of
as someone who was focused the whole time, i’m just as confused
"when fish swim, where are they going?" with kind of nervous smile and jaunty guitar tune made me laugh like literally ntohing else
ntohing
Short answer: they’re going where the food is
or mates 👀
And the arms off-camera shrug, as if to say “I have no fucking clue!”
The man is an open book. Specifically, the book Passion or Pancakes.
More specifically, Passion or Pancakes opened to page 87.
The shift into explaining a maddening web of horny fictional characters written by a guy who people joke is a future you feels like the kind of twist you always get at about 20% of the way through every hbomberguy video
This comment is fucking spot on
you're so right!
Great comment! I'm sure your mother is very proud
Honestly, the whole section had big 'unravelled' energy, I could watch Drew freak out about unnecessarily complicated books for hours.
Major TRUTH
This man has the energy of someone who would totally accidentally kill the killer in a horror movie while he was just trying to deliver the protagonist some cookies for no reason.
Drew?
14:51 this reminds me of when drew wrote "He blinked. So did she. He blinked again. so did she. They looked at eachother. They looked at eachother in the eyes. Then they kissed and they hugged and the kiss was awesome and the hug was awesome."
drew branching out into the "red string board bad book essay" video genre is something i never expected but absolutely needed in my life
Are there more of these?
@@NylaTheWolfyea it’s all over booktube lol
@@NylaTheWolfoh there's tons, it mainly started with Mike's Mic talking about 2000s dramas (Pretty Little Liars, Lost, etc), then lots of booktubers started doing it to describe the insane books they read
@@NylaTheWolfthere’s also a lot of these for movies/tv shows! The first examples that come to mind are Jenny Nicholsons video on Vampire Diaries or Uncarley’s video on Riverdale
@@vivixionI'm pretty sure that he got the idea from Jenny Nicholson! I don't know if anyone who did it before her
The sincere look to the camera when Drew says "that was all one sentence" at the end of that big long paragraph absolutely ruined me lmaoooo so good
14:10
@@skelenigmatsym
“Ruined me” is a very strange choice of words lmfao
sus.
@@I_enjoy_some_thingshey man itll be okay
jane austen did it why can’t nathan
Every time Drew Gooden uploads a new video, I say "New Gooden" quietly to myself and then chuckle
Me and my brother shout NEW DREW
do you then give it a view gooden?
This made me chuckle
now I will do this and also chuckle to myself so thank you
@@CucumberpatchAddict I know I certainly do gooden
This dude is so close to being wholesome but there's something atopping it, and after the reveal of the contents of his romcom I think I know what that is
Nothing unwholesome with being a randyman, it just depends where you apply it.
I love that you mention Bookworm Brenda gets with Peter the Reader but neither of them were even brought up in your huge character explanation.
He 100% did it in purpose 😭
Immediately I was like WHO THE FUCK IS PETER? BRENDA????
idk about Peter but is Brenda not Bren, the friend??
@@Tay-wj9eti feel like we would know if that was the case. evidence: sara, sarah, and sara(h)x7. this guy seems very clear about his menagerie of characters names
yes it does make more sense that we would have multiple variations of the name Brenda, I really feel like that's what most romance fiction is missing these days... now if only we could track down the mythical Peter, I'll finally be able to sleep at night @@benissopopular
nathan made two videos talking about how appreciative he is and its so cute 😭🩷
that actually made me kinda cry and has also confirmed that he is simultaneously excited and panicked in every video
how appreciative he is that drew made a video about him you mean?
@@charlieisacastle no shit sherlock
Drew thinks we won't notice it's his dad, it's clearly his dad, both silly goofballs
I literally thought it was his dad... they look so alike
they have similar intonations and humor lol
They are 😂
They have the same smile istg
Heard his voice, that was my first thought
theres no way this innocent dad joke instagram guy made the horniest best book to ever face this earth im crying
i kind of love him he’s just a dad making silly lil dad jokes while staring deeply into your soul
His pauses give an existential crisis and then cured it
I mean he also seems kinda horny lol
That single sentence you read near the end was a rollercoaster because for a few brief moments it was actually poetic and then it would be like "and there's also a green football field over there"
The man obviously couldn't get help from an editor, first drafts are like that!
@SantiagoVeron I think it's purposely written like that. Like Garth Marenghi
@@cooliostarstache5474 yeah run on sentences can have a purpose. Like if, say, you have a character who ate 3 edibles in one night. But they are never going to read well out of context.
Almost reminded me of Kerouac
wasn’t prepared for any point in this video
this video was plot twist after plot twist
@@monbubJust like the hit bestselling book Passion or Pancakes
@@ClassyCorgifr
@@_MECHA_ uhu
Genuinely
The audiobook narrator is having so much fun lol
It’s AI
@@Jensegaense Source: Trust me bro
@@Jensegaense is it? i didn't think so
@@Jensegaense i'm pretty sure it's a real person just on like 2x speed. i listen to audiobooks sped up and they sound like that
the entire sequence of drew explaining the characters’ relations feels like that meme from its always sunny in philadepphia where charlie is explaining his theory abt pepe silvia
I've got boxes of Holly!
Carol! CAROL!!
Philadelphia
And I knock on his door and I say NATHAAAAANNNN
LMAO this is so funny
I liked your ‘Hey Guy’ on this one. You sounded rather joyful. Well done.
Eh, could’ve been better
this should’ve been pinned
Agreed! It was especially joyful on this vid
I replayed it three times to feel the same joy
@@iFrostNight I also replayed it many times, just to feel something.
His vibe is very much like. Cashier/barista/server who is very outwardly friendly but clearly on the verge of absolutely losing it just going on a rage fueled rampage and barely holding it in. It’s like he’s being held at gun point forced to be silly. I love him
bro?
His vibe IS very much like!
this is such a great description of drew
me
His vibe is very much like Drew Gooden in 3 years
Your breath control is honestly admirable.
Drew doesn’t need to breathe
throwing a cocktail at Roger was not my proudest moment, but he did ruin the party at Anton's apartment
Roger had it coming. Thank god I didnt get invited...
i loved the part where you took out a whiteboard and recapped riverdale
That would actually be hilarious
I read this comment before he pullled out the white board and I keep laughing thinking of this comment listening to him rant. This is so accurate 😂
Collab with Mikes Mic.
omg watch uncarley’s video recaps of riverdale !! they’re amazing, big mikes mic vibes
alex meyers could do this for real
10:32 this feels like that one trainer at work that tries to explain ten years of work drama in five minutes
1000% 😂😂 or trying to do my annual catch-up with a long distance friend
the fact that the hfy subreddit uses the word "pancakes" to mean if a story deals with "passion" is just the cherry on top to this whole debacle.
13:27 lol
What sub is HFY?
@@SoftTangerineDreams Humanity F** Yeah, it's full stories of humans interacting with other intelligent species in either sci-fi or fantasy settings and being awesome/confusing the aliens. It's a good subreddit.
@@braydentoth8442 Thanks!
This man combined dad jokes and a shocking amount of neurodivergence and I'm kinda here for it
THATS why it’s so relatable!!
he is so neurodivergent 😭😭
P L E A SE THIS SENT ME INTO ORBIT
Oh that’s why I like him so much but a bunch of other people are talking about how weird he is lol
bro if someone said this abt me id be pissed this is kinda crazy to say abt someone 💀
the fact that drew's humour perfectly aligns with that of nathan's 😭😭😭
as soon as i read that i started imagining drew as nathan and was like "omg theyre so right!" AND THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER WAS THE PART WHERE THE COMMENT SECTIONS SAY "drew gooden in like 3 years" LOL 😭😭😭😭
TRUE 😭
You can tell Drew is a Kingdom Hearts fan because there is no way he would’ve been able to get through this book without that past lore trauma
is he actually??
@plut0n7um yes, he actually is!
@@raichouthepenguinThat explains Haley Joel Osment having an elaborate bit in another video.
this guy is like. an alien with a beautiful fascination for humankind and the spoken language.
it's like he's discovering the joys of life ... eerie to watch a man of his age experience but also heartwarming at the same time
@@deadline2157 Like he's suddenly woken up from a fugue state he's been trapped in since birth.
"Oh wow, I have fingers"
@@DodgyDaveGTX exactly it's so funny. I hope he isn't doing a bit and he's just Like This lmao
😭😭😭thats adorable
As a Sara/h, the fact there's an abundance of Sara/hs in the friend group is the most accurate thing I've ever seen. Art truly imitates life.
What is it like being a Sara/h
In my opinion movies, books, and TV shows aren't at all accurate because there aren't at least 3 Katies, 3 Emilys, 5 Mikes, 4 Nicks, and 8 Chrisses.
Here in Brazil it’s Beatriz. If you live for long enough in Brazil you’ll meet like three girls names Beatriz for every one person with other name. Back in middle school I we had four or five just in our class
@@tacos5682 Sara/h here, I have met multiple people with the same first AND middle name as me. It *has* gotten confusing 😭
I was just talking about this the other day with my friends Sarah, Sara, Serrah, Serra, Saarah, Saara, Sarrah, Sarra, Cerrah, Cerra, and Michael Cera.
Passion or Pancakes should be adapted into a movie and Drew should star in it
He should play every single character tbh.
God, turning it into a psychological horror where it's all in the main characters head feels like it'd be so fun
Could be like that final scene in Ant Man, a bunch of people in succession, and just pure beautiful chaos
0:26 i want you all to know that i accidentally had another youtube tab open during this part - and it was a BenOfTheWeek video, he has chaotic edits - so while this man was smiling with his dead eyes finger dancing across the table, i heard a woman screaming bloody murder in the background and fully thought that was intentional.
BENOFTHEWEEK MENTION
The way you talk about this guy being funny and make a hilarious video about him without being mean or picking on him at all is so admirable. His response of thankfulness is a testemant to that. This video makes me so happy.
This is exactly why I love Drew’s content!!
this was one of my fav drew vids for that reason, it's just so fun
but he's super creepy though. he makes me very uncomfortable.
@@wilthomas But you don't actually know the guy, that could just be his sense of humor. Just because he seems creepy to you doesn't mean he objectively is, nor does it mean he's a bad person. People are right to admire Drew's ability to joke about this guy without making fun of him or tearing him down. When it comes to real people you shouldn't judge them by their cover, but by the content of their character, like their actions and intent behind said actions. And so far, from what I've seen at least, this guy is probably a nice fellow with a quirky sense of humor. So yeah I hope this comment has come across right and not confrontational, cause my goal with this response is simply to make the world a better place. Any who, thanks for reading, and God Bless!!!
Hes gunna get caught for something bad, nothing good lasts on tik tok or instagram. Im sure we will have an accusation and chat log in the next year….
Nathan is Drew 20 years from now, travelling back in time to bring joy to his younger self, and nothing can convince me otherwise.
Paul zimmer and troy becker but for real
But what movie will he bring with him?
dont you mean 3 years
nono clearly he is drews future son who has come back to try to get in touch with drew to prevent something awful from happening in the future and this was the only surefire way to get his attention
At 10 minutes and 40 seconds I got up from where I was trying to fall asleep for a nap and immediately added this video to my favorites, before even finishing it. The entire whiteboard segment with all the character names had me wheezing on an otherwise very dull snow day. And I feel like this book was written just for a youtuber like Drew - basically his younger counterpart - to make such a video like this one, and that makes it all worth it.
where do you live
@@kylar-catearth, duh
@@tacos5682are you sure?
@@BluWoolify no 😔
@@BluWoolify yeah, got no WiFi in space, how would I be replying to you rn if I wasn’t on earth
Drew explaining all of the characters is literally like trying to explain the FNAF lore to someone
Okay but that plot breakdown with the whiteboard is a piece of art. That and the reveal of the world's longest run on sentence killed me 😂
Half way through your frantic breakdown of all the characters in Passion or Pancakes, and I actually started making predictions about random names that I thought would be included, and I was right about every one of them,including my own name.
Mine was in it, too, and I was so surprised! but I didn't guess any. I was waiting for my husband's much more common name to show up and it didn't :(
Passion and Pancakes contains every name that ever existed and every sentence ever written. It can be used as a divination text, like the I Ching.
Didn't expect a Blaine to be in there ngl
This is like seeing a video form of the random texts my dad sends me. No context, just stuff he found interesting or funny. I kinda love the energy
Movies 😂
My dad has a smart phone, but he doesn't send those texts. He sends emails.
I watched this last night and havent laughed out loud at something this hard probably ever.
This video is so fucking excellent. While I love most all Drew’s videos, this one really exemplifies how talented and seriously funny he is.
Absolute banger, 10/10, grateful to have this treasure on RUclips.
Jesus…
Can't emphasize enough how much I loved the whiteboard breakdown. Thank you for your service, Drew.
I remember the reason why he has such long pauses at the end is because his comment section would recommend he lengthen it to give them time to soak it in. I’m so glad he listened
Petition for drew to start a booktube channel.
up
Fr!!
Yes perfect
PLEASE I NEED THIS LMFAOOO- i mean it is the second vid hes done abt books
i didn't know i need this, but i do
12:49 Good to know that Nathan's promoters provide a cheat sheet with this masterpiece. This precious cultural heritage is a must in 2024.
I like that after Nathan drops his thought of the day he chooses not to cut the video there and just stares at you awkwardly. Truly an experience to be remembered.
Don’t forget the part when he plays music while he stares
@@p1nk_anthemthe music is the cherry on top 👌
the explanation of the book literally just sounds like highschool drama and i love it so much. i know i could only ever actually listen to it through the way you explained it thoufh
Im rambling but i dont understand why high schoolers have drama. Like your not getting paid for it. Come back when you have a tv show
The book explanation was a fever dream.
i spaced out so hard
My name being Vanessa was the only thing that kept me engaged
this is the most realistic book ive ever heard of. just a huge game of "what's the move?" with countless names being mentioned and forgotten
also, Camila Cabello and im the back half of the horse
Oh… okay.
Huge game of wtm 😂😂😂😂
The second paragraph sucker punched me out of nowhere 💀
This story sounds identical to every teenagers wattpad story they write in middle to early high school
My wattpad story was a warrior cats story. But I mean I am currently a teenager so maybe it’s still coming up
It also sounds like at some parts he may have been doing speech-to-text or something and it wasn't hearing him correctly? I don't know how else a sentence like "He hoped Holly was in a spanking." comes to fruition. 🤷🏻♀
Wrong, not enough vampires
@@monbub crap I’m making a comic rn with vampires my time has come
From this video, it sounds a lot like Homestuck without the sort-of-isekai. I'm not even joking, really. The sheer amount of characters in this book is quite reminiscent of Homestuck, which has around 128 named characters. Maybe more, but it seems... debatable.
This is like when ur reading a fanfic and some random person from a different fandom appears
"Neil Gaiman? What are you doing in my falafel?"
@@starryfox3366 That sentence took me out
Your stress melts away when you look at him, but it pools around me and gets in my shoes. I don't know where I was going with that but watching him makes me anxious.
same
Bro that was poetic
thats beautiful
The question about fish swimming actually had me stopping to contemplate life for awhile.
I asked my mother. When she realized I was genuinely waiting for an answer, we both started laughing
it was the third arm question that did it for me
It's a thinker.
Timestamps for those who need it
0:00
17:03
Thank you so much 🙌💕
Thanks!
Thanks man
was looking for this!
are these for the jumpscares
Drew reads one confusing book and suddenly becomes Brian David Gilbert
underrated comment
god this is a perfect description
bdg fans discover surreal humor
@@ronwapossibly, what do you mean?
@@asmodeuszdewa7194the guy in this video is self aware about the content he’s producing
6:33 sounds SO MUCH like drew, even the cadence of it
Wait you're so accurate omg
Who’s Candace?
I was thinking that he reminds me of an older, slightly out of it drew
wrote this comment before finishing the video, didn’t realize he addresses it😭
He looks like Drew from an alternate universe. 😂
My favorite Nathan Baylet video is this one where he rolls a tomato down a tinfoil ramp and proceeds to say "That was a lot cooler in my mind" and then edits it. I love it so much.
I found this guy a while back and something necessary to add is that his videos didn’t used to have this much pause at the end, but people in the comments keep telling him to pause longer and he keeps extending it.
I love this
He pauses after his videos like he was planning on having credits roll
I was waiting for the Seinfeld bass lick
It’s like when a news reporter is waiting for the camera to switch to someone else 😂
Nothing in the entire world could have prepared me for the places this video went
Bimbim on the couch just hanging out behind drew is everything
Typical cat just not giving two shits about your existential crisis…
"can you put your phone down this is important" fully snapped me out of my dissociative state against my will thanks drew
Stop throwing serious words around meaninglessly
@@pap-fr
stop gate-keepung common psychological experiences meaninglessly
@@pap-frhow do you know they weren’t dissociated?
I love how this was first talking about being depressingly sucked into a vortex of the internet, and then boom! Guy dancing with his hands on the table while looking dead inside.
4:07 Drew Gooden. Both front and back simultaneusly
that poor, poor person who had to read that audiobook 😭
i would be struggling not to laugh the whole time ☠
this made me want to find out how I can get into recording audio books
I thought it was read by an AI bot😅
yoooo cool night in the woods pfp!!!
Holy fuck a doodle destroyed me
the character explanation is like when your middle school cousin tells you about school drama
i’m so obsessed with his breakdown of the characters
Me too. I've made soooooo many other people watch that part... 😆
It reminds me of reading Stendhal's 'Le Rouge et le Noir' at university. What a Hero's Journey! Un roman à fleuve, if ever I saw one.
Me to idk why
passion or pancakes sounds like a typical book named in the sims
Written by the same author as Love In The Time Of Sandwiches 😅
Obviously I'm aware that there are people who don't live paycheck to paycheck constantly checking their bank balance but it still catches me off guard when these types of sponsorships are like "dont you hate when you dont notice 5 to 20 dollars being taken out of your checking account every month?"
i thought the same thing! i literally check everyday 💀 but i also have anxiety abt everything so i would prob check constantly anyway
@analuizafms that is WILD
I’m not judging your current situation but you should look into saving slowly, credit card cash back can return 3%, a savings account can return 4%, and a SoFi ETF can return 7%
It seems like dollars now but it compounds quickly over the years
Yea exactly
@analuizafms lmaoo
No way he records these sober. This is the face of weed.
It’s like he just discovered it.
during the ones that drew was "worried" about he was just saying the shit i do after smoking lmao
"This is your dad, on DRUGS."
nathan or drew?
@@UnchargedBattery978 I was wondering too
lol I love that drew said he'd watch nathan's videos and his stress would melt away, and while I was watching them in this video my stress actively got worse
That guy's book would make r/menwritingwomen explode. And if there's a subreddit for menwritingmen it would probably make that explode too.
Was it really men writing? It sounds more like cocaine writing, if you ask me.
Drew's hair looks GREAT today
nah not really it needs more B L U E
greatly BAD am i right fellas?
Is this a bit? I haven't watched his videos in like a year.
@@Hulkman5000amazing, this is the joke to end all jokes
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