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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Mario Golf: Super Rush me to the hospital haha didn't steal that joke from chat I promise
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Комментарии • 743

  • @Lazer_Specter
    @Lazer_Specter 3 года назад +759

    Next episode of Sword and Shield, Fail accidentally stabs himself with the joy con. Also well done with the smash edit. It fit really well.

    • @doomclasher9287
      @doomclasher9287 3 года назад +11

      yea, and it looked like the ball went straight up Yoshi's a-

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 3 года назад +2

      @@doomclasher9287 oh yeah

    • @Lazer_Specter
      @Lazer_Specter 3 года назад +1

      @@doomclasher9287 XD

    • @CoolinDude
      @CoolinDude 3 года назад +2

      His Joy Con drifted right into his thigh

    • @Lazer_Specter
      @Lazer_Specter 3 года назад +1

      @@CoolinDude and Nintendo still doesn't think it's a problem

  • @ilikedragons6779
    @ilikedragons6779 3 года назад +42

    8:43 an actual quote from Failboat
    Also are we not gonna talk about how the new title is “brain gone” and yet the thumbnail shows Mar’s brain-

  • @elicenyne
    @elicenyne 3 года назад +30

    “Wii are taking over.”
    -Miis

  • @sarahchristofferson7635
    @sarahchristofferson7635 3 года назад +63

    Wasn’t this originally called “Mario golf but no brain”?

  • @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17
    @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 3 года назад +17

    Failboat really bled for Mar's sins

  • @kit7645
    @kit7645 3 года назад +3

    0:53 you should’ve said my neck Pokémon snapped

  • @that_metalhead_ace
    @that_metalhead_ace 3 года назад +1

    Birdo: Hey, you. You're finally awake.

  • @archae10
    @archae10 3 года назад +1

    Gulf of Italy: British Animal Enslavery Edition

  • @TheSchizoRat
    @TheSchizoRat 3 года назад +2

    As a person who plays golf this is inaccurate but so dang funny

  • @eggdragon4284
    @eggdragon4284 3 года назад +2

    2:20 That's just American Golf

  • @Kitty255Again
    @Kitty255Again 3 года назад

    "I can see the waveforms of screams"
    Me too except when I go near the basement of my parents house I go blind.

  • @clapman866
    @clapman866 3 года назад +3

    Imagine failboat with tomadachi life

  • @TheBigGuap
    @TheBigGuap 2 года назад

    6:45 Failboat do be kinda thicc though.

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat 3 года назад

    Mario Golf: Mar is a gawd.

  • @pear63_
    @pear63_ 3 года назад

    Pokemon Rumbles f2p on 3ds. Has miis. Closest thing we have to the first 20 seconds

  • @nicaleman3450
    @nicaleman3450 3 года назад

    i got a mario golf ad while watching this. wow. *AND* *THEN* *SKIN* *CARE!* *MARIO* *FOOT* *PRODUCTS!*

  • @Oretizm
    @Oretizm 3 года назад

    The video title be changing faster than Failboat is losing blood.

  • @Kona120
    @Kona120 3 года назад

    4:58
    Yes

  • @user-im9mq4bw9m
    @user-im9mq4bw9m 3 года назад

    Failboat is Mario, no brained

  • @Imstuckinthebath
    @Imstuckinthebath 3 года назад

    At least he started with a brain

  • @lazyy9050
    @lazyy9050 3 года назад

    We gotta change his name from Failboat to Fail *BLEED*

  • @michaelhaverbusch9142
    @michaelhaverbusch9142 3 года назад

    I thought toad was going to say the video was sponsored by raid shadow legends

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 3 года назад

    The new Pokemon Sword and Shield DLC looks interesting

  • @zokichu73
    @zokichu73 3 года назад

    NOOOOO BRAIN GONE HAS BEEN RENAMED

  • @Shmigg_Shmambuss
    @Shmigg_Shmambuss 3 года назад

    Mar so cursed he can see sounds

  • @cthedude
    @cthedude 3 года назад

    Massive birdo

  • @Phightingenthusiast
    @Phightingenthusiast 3 года назад

    someone take this out of context pause at 5:00

  • @averagefailboatenjoyer9940
    @averagefailboatenjoyer9940 3 года назад

    original title was 'brain gone'

  • @NightFreeze9128
    @NightFreeze9128 3 года назад +812

    you cursed this world with the concept of "Mario foot products" so the game later took it out on your actual foot.

  • @Isaac-mo2op
    @Isaac-mo2op 3 года назад +1003

    This is canon to the miitopia lore now

  • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
    @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 года назад +981

    fail needs "mario foot products" for his injured foot

    • @Angry_Jetpack
      @Angry_Jetpack 3 года назад +9

      I didn’t like to keep it at 69. You’re welcome, I’m a man of culture.

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 года назад +6

      @@Angry_Jetpack welp the 69 didn't last long :[

    • @Raegoer
      @Raegoer 3 года назад +8

      @@IMPofTHEGASsTATION road to 420!

    • @Angry_Jetpack
      @Angry_Jetpack 3 года назад +4

      @@IMPofTHEGASsTATION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH P A I N

    • @Groudon_Jz
      @Groudon_Jz 3 года назад +9

      RIP your jawbone is gonna get snapped like a glowstick

  • @rells2311
    @rells2311 3 года назад +442

    3:08 The fact that he was actually trying harder to hit the bird than any of the holes🤣🤣🤣, it's even better the second time

    • @rells2311
      @rells2311 3 года назад +4

      MY FIRST FAILBOAT ❤, YAAAAAAAY!!!!

    • @rells2311
      @rells2311 3 года назад +1

      @@lightspire3011 thank you

    • @papaG6423
      @papaG6423 3 года назад +5

      How else are you supposed to get a birdie?

    • @Finalizor
      @Finalizor 3 года назад +1

      @@papaG6423 lol

    • @rells2311
      @rells2311 3 года назад

      @@papaG6423 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😅😅😅you ain't wrong

  • @smugcuddz
    @smugcuddz 3 года назад +251

    “I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into Mario golf”
    Well, mostly blood.

  • @MetronaJ
    @MetronaJ 3 года назад +127

    I like how both alpha and failboat were immediately like "this is just pokemon sword and shield!" To the intro

  • @AgentPeebles
    @AgentPeebles 3 года назад +151

    Little did we know, the reason it's so much like Pokemon is because the golf balls ARE Pokemon

  • @gahhck_9170
    @gahhck_9170 3 года назад +94

    That blood wasn't because Fail stubbed his toe. It's because Toad ordered a hit on Fail, that failed, after seeing him relentlessly struck the golf balls with immense force, and striking harder after learning there's a small Toad in each ball.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +425

    Fact:
    Sheep are the official currency of the UK

  • @sampro8041
    @sampro8041 3 года назад +61

    Nintendo Games:
    -Chill most of the time
    -Child friendly
    -Happy and colorful
    Failboat: ...Let's fix that

    • @Rarest26
      @Rarest26 3 года назад +4

      Metroid: We don’t do that here

    • @lucywoomy
      @lucywoomy 3 года назад +4

      LET'S ADD MY BLEEDING FOOT

  • @ljv
    @ljv 3 года назад +114

    Only OG’s remember when this was called Mario Golf but no brain

  • @roaringthunder115
    @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +112

    I’ve never bled from a Nintendo game before-Failboat

    • @tonedeafbard7021
      @tonedeafbard7021 3 года назад +10

      the toads certainly have when failboat is the player, though

  • @this_is_a_friendly_hello4527
    @this_is_a_friendly_hello4527 3 года назад +74

    Use the smol brain as a golf club, hits fast and hard without strategy or strength.

  • @eros2652
    @eros2652 3 года назад +39

    I would absolutely start watching golf on a regular basis if all the commentators sounded like toad as a very enthusiastic twitch streamer.

  • @500werewolf
    @500werewolf 3 года назад +40

    The similar starting area to Pokemon SwSh gave me a heart attack.

  • @Dededevastating
    @Dededevastating 3 года назад +100

    I fall asleep while watching a stream ONE TIME and I miss Failboat bleeding out smh my head

    • @Portersona69420
      @Portersona69420 3 года назад +7

      HEY YOU DONE STOLE MY IDENITY!

    • @jonathanslocum4967
      @jonathanslocum4967 3 года назад +5

      WhAt ThErEs TwO oF yOu

    • @milesmastny
      @milesmastny 3 года назад +4

      This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

    • @shadowpixie01
      @shadowpixie01 3 года назад

      You and me missed it and it's rather unfortunate

    • @Dededevastating
      @Dededevastating 3 года назад

      @@shadowpixie01 I live in Europe so it got kinda late and I fell asleep halfway through lol

  • @tonedeafbard7021
    @tonedeafbard7021 3 года назад +23

    Mario Golf: Super Rush for the Nintendo Switch Entertainment System? No, I think you mean Mario Golf: Adrenaline-Laden Blood Rush for the Nintendno Stub Cardiovascular System, releasing June 26th 2021 at 7:29.

  • @Jspike-or1gh
    @Jspike-or1gh 3 года назад +55

    Mar has officially been on every adventure possible

  • @locusmomus
    @locusmomus 3 года назад +28

    6:45 Man, that boat doesn't fail 😳

  • @kanalet8460
    @kanalet8460 3 года назад +26

    4:57 that was so well edited lmao

  • @cutiepup7591
    @cutiepup7591 3 года назад +18

    I love how he doesn't care about the shots, but when it comes to hitting the birds he does all the precision he can

  • @deathstr0kemax847
    @deathstr0kemax847 3 года назад +12

    It's pokemon. That's the first thing I said when I started the MARIO GOLF ADVENTURE

  • @paycemartin96
    @paycemartin96 3 года назад +23

    I really want ‘I got injured playing Mario Golf’ on a t-shirt now.

    • @My2t1cl3g3nd
      @My2t1cl3g3nd 3 года назад

      Y e s

    • @paycemartin96
      @paycemartin96 3 года назад +1

      @@My2t1cl3g3nd i n d e e d

    • @My2t1cl3g3nd
      @My2t1cl3g3nd 3 года назад +2

      @@paycemartin96 m a r I o g o l f : r u s h m e t o t h e E R

    • @paycemartin96
      @paycemartin96 3 года назад

      @@My2t1cl3g3nd game of the year

    • @My2t1cl3g3nd
      @My2t1cl3g3nd 3 года назад

      @@paycemartin96 indeed :)

  • @tripleturtle3335
    @tripleturtle3335 3 года назад +10

    I love how Fail and Alpharad Deluxe thought this was Pokemon immediately

  • @The_TK2306
    @The_TK2306 3 года назад +10

    9:08 Fail stole my joke, I feel so honored!

  • @ishmaelpena8176
    @ishmaelpena8176 3 года назад +8

    This is the equivalent of a beach episode in anime.

  • @DallinBackstrom
    @DallinBackstrom 3 года назад +20

    "mario golf has double the framerate" WHEEZE

  • @adam24215
    @adam24215 3 года назад +4

    mario golf super rush me to the hospital better be a part of the next photoshopping segment

  • @monfinger6675
    @monfinger6675 3 года назад +4

    Birdo can fit Mars face in her mouth.
    I think the fear the guardian music made me feel was fitting.

  • @thenickstrikebetter
    @thenickstrikebetter 3 года назад +106

    I like how he adds the "no brain" as if it isnt expected already.

  • @Being_Online
    @Being_Online 3 года назад +7

    I'm holding your brain hostage, Failboat.

  • @brockpiano
    @brockpiano 3 года назад +6

    anyone remember when this was called
    "mario golf but it's small brain" or something?

  • @theholycannoli8135
    @theholycannoli8135 3 года назад +3

    “Hey I got a hole in one playing Mario Golf super Rush”
    “Oh that’s gre-“
    “A hole in one foot”

  • @TomasJefersonSanchez
    @TomasJefersonSanchez 3 года назад +9

    Golden Sun is so dead, the Mario Golf story mode decided to copy Pokémon instead

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +1

      Most famous rpg nintendo has to draw on is pokemon tho

    • @pmdmakesmecri2
      @pmdmakesmecri2 3 года назад +2

      @@defensivekobra3873 He meant how both Golden Sun and Mario Golf is the same company.

    • @mlgdoge12343
      @mlgdoge12343 3 года назад +1

      Are you subscribed to failboat thomas

  • @Damien_Darling
    @Damien_Darling 3 года назад +2

    fail the more I watch your content the more I become genuinely concerned for your health pls be careful friend

  • @shawnburke-hutchinson5901
    @shawnburke-hutchinson5901 3 года назад +5

    Sincere Question, Daniel. Is your foot okay?

  • @reddragun0813
    @reddragun0813 3 года назад +4

    2:26
    i want an image of Mario Mario shooting a golf ball with a glock and then it says, "NICE SHOT"

  • @GazeybutRealer
    @GazeybutRealer 3 года назад +4

    Failboat going to change the video title for the third time: 3:49

  • @quinnsackewitz6921
    @quinnsackewitz6921 3 года назад +4

    Mar just kept gaining power, as each round commenced he became more powerful than before. Soon, Mar used this power to get back at Failboat for all the weird stuff he’s had to put up with. Mar used this power to reach into the real world and stab Fail’s toe with a Joycon. Failboat’s gonna need some Mario foot products to fix that injury.

  • @TheVillager69
    @TheVillager69 3 года назад +47

    That thumbnail has meme potential if we add another panel with a big brain.

  • @TheSAWR
    @TheSAWR 3 года назад +2

    'Subscribe for more pokemon sword/shield'
    WHAT?

  • @paupascualramirez9979
    @paupascualramirez9979 3 года назад +19

    You saw it here folks, failboat enjoys phisical pain in his videogames XD

  • @Deonicles
    @Deonicles 3 года назад +3

    Failboat: “She’s going to walk over to me and give me my running shoes.”
    Birdo: *Casually approach child.*

  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH 3 года назад +3

    2:45 I feel personally attacked.

  • @expresso8912
    @expresso8912 3 года назад +48

    The sentence “Mario Foot Products” still haunts me to this day

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 3 года назад +29

    I love it when my golf games cause me to start rapidly losing my blood, really glad that Failboat was able to demonstrate the "Blood Rush" feature of Super Rush in this video, one of my favorite additions to the game

  • @Ech0_Cl0ud
    @Ech0_Cl0ud 3 года назад +5

    4:24 IM IN THE CHAT :OO

    • @Ech0_Cl0ud
      @Ech0_Cl0ud 3 года назад +1

      oh and I donated a dollar and you didnt say anything :

  • @PoLucian7
    @PoLucian7 3 года назад +3

    I love he does so much math to just hit a bird with a golf ball

  • @smlink4209
    @smlink4209 3 года назад +4

    The next Mario golf will have a therapy feature

  • @DHVF28
    @DHVF28 3 года назад +3

    The Super Rush me to the hospital and Subscribe for more Pokémon Sword and Shield at the end got me

  • @angel-zl8cn
    @angel-zl8cn 3 года назад +13

    cursed pokemon game with mii's no just no :')

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 года назад +1

      Pokemon with Miitopia charactet creator

    • @MezephelesArt
      @MezephelesArt 3 года назад

      @@privatizitat815 Oh sweet jesus.

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 года назад +1

      @@MezephelesArt Jesus can't help you here

  • @GreenBeanMeme
    @GreenBeanMeme 3 года назад +1

    so one time i was playing mini golf with my cousins and i decided to see how hard i could hit the ball. i wacked it a full throttle and it bounced off a corner almost hitting an old woman. so that how i ended our mini golf trip.

  • @BrickByBrick2
    @BrickByBrick2 3 года назад +1

    its crazy how they used that Pokémon game to basically make the map

  • @sotto0331
    @sotto0331 3 года назад +3

    Fail hits his foot here: 7:23
    Edit: *mario foot products here: **2:58*

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 года назад +3

    Fun fact: dragonfruit arent dragon

  • @RecRealMaster
    @RecRealMaster 3 года назад +2

    10:21 i love that to the right of my screen the next video is called mario but rage, it matches very well with this shot

  • @NileMcKenna
    @NileMcKenna 3 года назад +2

    That better not be the homer Simpson meme that your RE teacher would put on the wall

  • @SchmidtTimes
    @SchmidtTimes 3 года назад +2

    I commend you for powering through the stream after that devastating blow, pal. Content creation truly demands sacrifices! 😂🎉

  • @demonchromee9217
    @demonchromee9217 3 года назад +1

    so in the failraid the person we raided made fail a god

  • @TheWiseDoge
    @TheWiseDoge 3 года назад +3

    2:48
    Why does this legit sound like a little kid streaming?!

  • @treehousegames7903
    @treehousegames7903 3 года назад +1

    Good video as always, but... are you okay? You didn't hurt yourself too bad, right...?

  • @iamlynxlyn
    @iamlynxlyn 3 года назад +2

    Original Title since he's bound to change it: brain gone

  • @macandbees2434
    @macandbees2434 3 года назад +1

    As someone who’s played golf before as a hobby, this has made me feel more pain than I ever thought was possible.

  • @chimpyhoo7775
    @chimpyhoo7775 3 года назад +1

    Failboat needs the Mario foot product at this moment, right now

  • @BlazingJ972
    @BlazingJ972 3 года назад +1

    There's gotta be nothing but a singular almond I side of that skull

  • @charbeau_
    @charbeau_ 3 года назад +2

    4:58 the fact that you went into smash bros to get clips for these edits is too good A+

  • @smalls577
    @smalls577 3 года назад +2

    3:01 is my humor

  • @pichuperez9037
    @pichuperez9037 3 года назад +12

    I really despise how the first few moments of this game are built so similarly to Postwick from sword and shield

  • @badinternet4869
    @badinternet4869 3 года назад +1

    I love how I got this game the day after this is uploaded and I make a custom mii to compete against mar also known as lui

  • @splattyfatty
    @splattyfatty 3 года назад +33

    This man drew blood to Mario Golf!

  • @PenPen-Penny
    @PenPen-Penny 3 года назад +1

    Me when Failboat changes the title twice:

  • @octookien7380
    @octookien7380 3 года назад +1

    I like how mar is just casually wacking people with a golf club and a ball like 'U CAN'T SUE ME'