You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization. "Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."
(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though) SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate) Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-? Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU* Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*
0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever) 2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart) 3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too) 5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?) 6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-) 7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage) 9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-) 10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-) 11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever) 12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)
Man, everyone was making jokes about "Nintendo Ran out of ideas so OYU make the games for them" with Mario Maker... Now they're just straight up not hiding it!
*massive fart sound*
“Hold on, let me turn on the speaker”
I can’t. That’s just the best thing ever.
fard
timestamp?
Poot
@@maceofspades5766 2:29
I seriously just laughed at a fart joke watching tjis
Who needs star field when you have TOAD WAITS FOR A BUS
Hmmmmmmm
who needs garfield
yeah who needs car kneeld.
Chocolate: You know, I'm something of a turkey myself
chocolate is a twerkey
Twerky is a chocolate
Looks like he lost his head when he got the news he was a turkey.
Secure, Contain, Protect.
@@bobfruck
_stop_
So they ported DOOM to Game Builder Garage, but will they port the entirety of the Bad Apple remix music video
ALSO THIS IS THE BEST SPONSOR READ YET I DID NOT EXPECT THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF "if you're happy and you know it"
it's bound to happen someday, just like with everything with a screen on it
How bout entirety of cookie clicker
100%
Bad Apple is like Megalovania. It's unavoidable. It always comes back.
Did you say... CHOCOLATE? 😠
I really hope most people understood this reference cuz it's one of my favorite episodes
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!
chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!
CHOCLATEEEEEEEE
No
Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
My dreams: 0:48
I see the Headless Horseman finally found a nice head to chop
My dreams: 10:46
The chat spamming "Secure, Contain, Protect" was the absolute worst after i just binged scp videos
Why tho? Is that not what it stands for?
whe n
it’s at 1:28, daniel asked what scp stood for
I binged scp videos and now I can’t sleep
*Dog gets cut in half*
"I don't think THIS was in the original nintendogs..."
Me neither Pickolas Cage
Hmmm..... You think
Edit:idk either
no it was
YOSUKE HANAMURA AT THE JUNE'S STAND?????
Chocolate managed to lose his entire upper body after around 30 seconds while being kept by failboat: *Truly, a worthy pet owner indeed*
ngl the first jumpscare in the p.t. TERRIFIED me as well
Me too.
Good to see I'm not the only one.
same.
Me too
At least someone else was
If Failboat made all the commercials on TV, I’d probably watch them more than the actual shows.
Naming a dog chocolate is like naming a human “cyanide”
Hello, Arsenic, how's your car, I heard it had some engine troubles before.
Ahahahahaha
Or a robot water
@@Headless_Toil2418 Could be waterproof
@@hiimpeyton671 True that
Remember when Nintendo wouldn’t support games made by “garage developers”?
Ironic
You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization.
"Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."
Yeah it's amazing easily one of my favourite switch games, I'm currently working on a Simpsons game and a recreation of a custom Mario 3d world level
Failboat: The guy who will get spooked from playing *Game Builder Garage*
I promise you, sit through the ad roll for him. You may not want
The product, but the comedy therein is gold
That was the best Failboat ad I’ve ever seen
I mean, it was so good of an ad I might get it
One of the best ads I’ve ever
This is also one of best ad I ever
Ever what?
@@cjlite0210 ever.
@@cjlite0210 ever Caleb... ever
C’n
Toad sounds like an Angry Bird launching itself 1:38
1:39
4:06 Failboat gets scared by Disney princess
"There's noway you can build... A horror game in Nintendo garage builder, right?"
Labo VR: *Allow me to introduce myself.*
Toad waits for a bus and Toad's Quest for Cheerios are the 2 games of the year. Try to convince me otherwise.
I cant
Toad comes home to his kids after getting the milk, how about that
@@MitoNova583 the T H R E E Q U L
Super mario bros 2
“I’ve never heard toad suffering sound so… *crisp* ”
NEITHER HAVE I BUT LET THE SUFFERING CONTINUE
DONT LET IT STOP
The visceral sound of a toad scream brought me such a surprise, thank you.
-moeblob aka my brother
2:16 I’m crying rn
That’s just what failboat videos do
KOISHI FUMO
@@SpringySpring04 where is the Fumo?
*POV: Mario didn’t take his normal pills.*
One could argue maybe that's what the point of the mask is
@@al_x2138 that's what the point of the mattress
@@Terracylle and all the ever ask is....
"why are you so mattress?"
@@KSKY2012 true
This ad was beautiful. I too, have issues following the directions of "if you're happy and you know it"
i like how everyone was saying "secure contain protect" because we all finally found a friend for Josie (SCP-529)
10:41. I decided to join a stream for the first time in ages. And I saw this.
2:28 I spit out my drink. I hate that that made me laugh.
He really got all of us😂
I’m cackling, I didn’t expect the jump scares but boy did I enjoy failboat suffering
10:57 Do not ask for whom the Toad screams...
(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though)
SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate)
Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too
Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-?
Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane
Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU*
Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*
4:29 bruh he sounds like toad
9:17 mario was so thin that he slipped through the fabric of reality
E3? What’s that? I like to use the *game garage* for all my games, you guys are missing out
10:38 toad screams while waiting for a bus to arrive
I came in seeing a dog being cut in half, and to be honest, I'm not disappointed
This was the right way to do a sponsor ad. I actually watched all of it. And didn’t skip through. Amazing.
0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever)
2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart)
3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too)
5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?)
6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-)
7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage)
9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-)
10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-)
11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever)
12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)
Hi Failboat! Mario’s Stroll was my creation. I was already very aware of the pipe jank. Thanks for playing my game!
My first time watching (Almost)an entire Failboat stream, I remember watching all of this
Man, everyone was making jokes about "Nintendo Ran out of ideas so OYU make the games for them" with Mario Maker... Now they're just straight up not hiding it!
9:04 man, odyssey 2 looking good!
Toad's quest for Cheerios, a simple masterpiece.
Anti Vax mom: my child is perfectly healthy
Her child: 1:03
1:26 I love he chat, they all have the same idea
0:54
Inside out:here we go again
Toad screaming for an hour was definitely the highlight of my day
When toad waits for the bus, he screams. When the bus arrives, YOUR the one who screams
Failboat, you don’t need E3
You don’t need a mental hospital (yet)
What you need
Is more GAME BUILDER GARAGE
3:19 I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THIS FROM THE STREAM LOL!!
At 10:11 when Mario hit the flag pole, in another room, the Taco Bell bell sound effect went off the same time when Mario hit the flag pole😦😦😦
I would definitely watch ads if Failboat was in all of them
"whoops sorry about that let me turn the speakers on now"
made my day
9:21 POV you forgot to programm death
2:00 Wow, that Lickitung got no respect.
Chocolate is the polar opposite of scp 529
10:35 AMAZING .BOOTIFUL 2 GUD FOR DIS WORLD AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
E3 : * doing cringe announcements *
Failboat : *Fine , i'll do it myself.*
That was the greatest sponsor segment I’ve ever seen
Mario: i like the feeling of wining.
me: oh god is Mario posesed?
10:18
Toad screaming Is the peak of my comedy
0:26 mentions chest burster alien and then proceeds to show a clip from spaceballs
That exact alien: hello my baby, hello my honey hello my ragtime gal **ragtime gal resumes**
Half-Chocolate literally killed me I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe-
It takes fail a measly 48 seconds to break everything.
I knew it, every video that has a moment where Fail has to put in a code, there has to be one "Sniff" moment, it's the third time he fell for it-
Failboat has a full Failbeard now, huh
0:27 "This is the alien that bursts out of your chest from Alien."
>shows scene from Space Balls
_Perfection._
1:13 there’s literally an SCP just like this except it’s a cat
The missing half
Josie the missing half
And it’s back half is missing
and its the other half is gone
"We're gonna go piss off Bowser and kick him in the knee."
-Failboat, 2021
Me: sees first 3 seconds of video
Realizes spoilers for game
Me: I’ll take your entire stock
that stupid doom thing at 5:48 made me laugh way too hard what the fu
Everybody gangsta til all the e3 showcases get replaced with this
5:13 That face is such a mood.
0:13 chocolate: IF YOU COME NEAR ME YOU WILL BECOME O N E W I T H T H E F L O O R
0:26 I adore that you used the Spaceballs clip for this.
2:55 GAS GAS GAS
YOU GOTA STEP ON THE GAS
Why would i need happy music when i can listen to toad screaming in agony to bring me joy🤣
When u can't afford doom eternal: 5:53
Did…did failboat just make a binding of Isaac reference? My day just got 12 times better
4:35 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!? KAYOIN THE DONUT?!?!? 😱😱😱😱
Dan has been the hylight of my year. thank you dan!
13:12 _goo_ sniff me
Not even 2 minutes in and I already see the SCP Foundation motto being spammed in the chat lmao
HAIL THE MIGHTY HAT KID!!
YES
"...because he's frail and will melt in the sun."
**proceeds to split his dog in half**
It took me until the Mario Kart segment to realize what game this was.
4:54
i dont watch for a while and i come back to him wearing a beard with more hair than on his head lol
reject e3, return to failboat
also very funny and epic intro :)
"I've never heard Toad's suffering sound so... crisp"
The only enemy is yourself *proceeds to hear gunshot sound* OH LORD
I’ve never seen a man cry over a childhood song “if your happy and you know it clap your hands”
Toad's Quest for Cheerios best game🤌
"It's like the alien that burst out of your chest from alien" procceds to make Spaceballs refrence.
I can't image fail boat having a beard...
I can because I've seen it
@@seasonsarecool you are right. I think I may have seen just a bit ago...
But now... You don't have to! Introducing the new Bearded Failboat Plush!
@@Nat_the_Chicken failbeard
@@dasher9974 Yes
Jose the half cat: my legs are stuck in a different universe
Chocolate the dog: my head is under da ground AND I WILL NEVER LET GO OF THE BALL
2:03 R.I.P mr behemoth screamoth, he was the true chad. Only OG’S will remember him from Kirby star allies videos……
Then there was the miitopia half where we started communicating with Morse code
That kove ad was an E3 showing in itself, the amount of hype generated was incredible
11:12 is just pain
Game Builder Garage but Failboat gets jump scared by everything.