Dan: I put on a little music in the background, it’s made everything a little bit better. Fyrus: What music did you put on? Dan: Hinawa’s song. Fyrus: n O
Bronson “I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear firs-actually I’ll start with the bad news. the good news is, I found a delicious meal, the bad news is what I found in it. I found your wife’s heart. Flint: goes on a rampage
Hey where is this placed on the comments? like, on my screen it's all hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT crap. also since only LOSERS edit for thank yous, thanks a lot. Imma loser in all ways so yeah.
The problem: Nintendo hasn't uplaoded a direct to make everyone go crazy during quarantine... The solution: Upload a fake switch games video, and MAKE EVERYONE CRAZY OURSELVES.
This series has scarred me to the point that I have a heart attack when I see a new one of these appear in my notifications And I'm more scared that I enjoy this series
Nice vid, man!~ Those fake Switch games are funny AF!~ :D Also, about that Cooking Mother thing, I'm not sure about that... but, I think I have a feeling that Claus, also known as the Masked Man, wants to have a "word" with you.
This is the one time where the meme of “for [insert character name] neutral special he wields a gun” would actually apply really well for sonic especially since 3/4 of his specials are in a ball lol
When the video started my phone was on 100% volume so I immediately just got blasted in the ears with Failboat saying, *T H E P R O B L E M* and to be completely honest I don't think I've ever been more scared in my life
also I have a plush that is about to go away forever in under 2 weeks go here to get one
makeship.com/products/failboat
Failboat stop activating my fight-or-flight
When did you stream this?
So... I'm obligated to buy one aren't I
Sonic gun
Plush in should be a failing boat lol😂
THE PROBLEM: There is no problem
THE SOLUTION: CREATE MORE PROBLEMS
Nobody is even noticing this
Bro you genius
That's the point
YEAAAAAAAH
WARIO WARE'S PANTS is not a problem
RIGHT AFTER the “Cooking Mother” thing, I got an ad for a seasoning thing, and they said, “Tonight’s dinner is going to be great.”
They aren’t wrong
I got an Italian food lesson ad after the failboat eats lasagna
OH NNNNNNOOOOOOO
ohno
It will be great
*The problem:* there isn’t enough cursed imagery already
*The Solution:* _this series_
yyyyyyyyyyyyyup
*Ourselves*
I like the cursed images honestly
UnKnown BEATS I really like them too
Yup
“I won by a LANDSLIDE!“
“Yea, and landslides are natural disasters.“
holy crap, man with the insults
CORRECT
MEME
damn that was like a stove at 560 degrees
ouch...
apply cold water to burned area
When you did Mario X Doki Doki, Shouldve called it okie doki literature club
@Bromine Bradley “When you *Did* Mario X Doki Doki, *Shouldve* called it okie doki literature club”
LET'S A NO
He didn't do mario x doki doki this episode tho
I’m not sure Mario would be okie doki after me hanging myself, Yuri stabbing her self and Natsuki having a broken neck
Oh god yes
"No. no no no you're Sonic, Daniel you're Sonic" - Fyrus
“Why be depressed when you can be sonic?”
Sonic is depressing then...
@Jordan Tillman the big brain in this comment.
YO WHATS UP REN REN
Hey @@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953 want to up our confidant?
"hey dude, you seem depressed"
"yeah my pokemon went through a rough divorce"
"the hell"
Why be depressed when you can be Sonic
@@thedripcritic9379 the only problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
I would want a game where Pokemon can marry.
@@besquareorbethere2680 tomadochi life
i have no idea if i spelt that correctly
@@hotbucket Ah, for a brief 3 months I forgot that game existed.
"Why be depressed when you could be Sonic"
-Failboat 2020
Mintely I am inspired
Best quote of the year
Hey, i have i stupid question, are you a weeb is you love splatoon too much
Z- Man nope, I hate anime but loved splatoon one
I just heard that as soon as I read that
Dan: I put on a little music in the background, it’s made everything a little bit better.
Fyrus: What music did you put on?
Dan: Hinawa’s song.
Fyrus: n O
LUCAS INTENSIFIES
NOOOOOOOO
@Lalaina the Pokémon and Smash Ultimate Lover Ok, what?
@Lalaina the Pokémon and Animal Crossing Lover im 9 months late but
this aint google
Bronson “I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear firs-actually I’ll start with the bad news. the good news is, I found a delicious meal, the bad news is what I found in it. I found your wife’s heart.
Flint: goes on a rampage
“The Nintendo Directs are dead”
Me, on February 17th 2021: Are you sure about that?
Me, on December 25th 2022: Idk are they?
Failboat: The problem....
Everyone watching: Aw crap here we go again.
sadly this meme is dead
@@MisterRegretti shut up not on failboat
@@dcook435 Thank you my kind sir
Hey where is this placed on the comments? like, on my screen it's all hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT crap. also since only LOSERS edit for thank yous, thanks a lot. Imma loser in all ways so yeah.
@@MisterRegretti shut the up
The Problem: Nintendo has a brain
Solution: Don’t use it
240th like is kinda like 420 right?
LOL
*Modern promblems have modern solutions*
Whatever fails your boat
Lol Nintendo has no brain
The problem: Nintendo hasn't uplaoded a direct to make everyone go crazy during quarantine...
The solution: Upload a fake switch games video, and MAKE EVERYONE CRAZY OURSELVES.
We need to get everyone to do it
I feel like for "Kirby goes bowling" it should be "Kirby Gets Bowled"
Instead of smash brawl it’s smash bowl
“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic”
*but Sonic got depressed in the movie-*
Why be Sonic when you can be Sonic
Why be depressed when you can be depressed
Why be Sonic when you can be depressed
Might as well be both
Kirby orders a roomba
That Goron's looking more like a Go-Wrong, gotta be honest.
There a Goroff
I think I’m gonna Gorun
G'ohgod
Oh go,great theres a ton of gorpuns what a great way to start my go life better end it with a gor gun
Stop your killing me
"War crimes win every day, people. Remember that."
-Gab, 2020
This gives me primal fear ohmygod
You know when fail boat is doing photoshop its not going to be good
What do you mean this is beautiful
Primal Dialga
K1tty Gam3r ya fair lmao
PRIMAL *ASPID* FEAR, THAT IS
whenever i hear failboat say ''THE PROBLEM'' i get chills down my spine
“I’m blue.”
*undesipherable screaming*
Failboat: no signs of nintendo directs coming back
Everyone: ...mh.... *I WONDER WHY FAILBOAT* ....
Gorillavirus 😳
O ya
But there is one three days ago
@Gonzalo Ravanal I know
This series has scarred me to the point that I have a heart attack when I see a new one of these appear in my notifications
And I'm more scared that I enjoy this series
same but without the heart attack part
Failboat: "the problem-" me: please let this be a normal field trip...
With the TFF? No way!
@@swampbottom1109 Cruising down main street making the solutions are self
Crushing on down Main Street, you’re relaxed and feeling good
Next thing that you know, you’re seeing-
Octopus in the neighborhood??
AAA THE NOSTALGIA!!!
With the friends? No way!
My teacher: the fitness gram passer tests is a multi stage aerobic capac-
every kid in my class: 5:21
Lol
@@Blackthorn-Dragon both
@@Blackthorn-Dragon picture
(Stressfull Laughing)
6:25 when you are in France but the only word you know in French is “yes”.
11:50 Now THIS is the sequel to Mario Odyssey that we need
The fact we haven't gotten a follow-up to Odyssey is very Odd to see
Was that a pun
WHY I I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?
...you are amazing and wonderful please never leave
never say that again please
Now that was a good pun ;)
The problem: there isn't an undertale and Cooking Mama crossover
The solution: U N D E R M A M A
Fast Max365 u mean under ma mama 😏
@@just_kuroo6204 blocked.
JustAnotherSwitchUser why did u block me, it was a joke-
You know I would like that ;)
*U N D E R M A M A*
Failboat: "Kirby goes bowling"
Kirbys dream course and wii bowling: are we jokes to you?
no, Wii Bowling said "Are wii jokes to you?"
(I'm sorry)
Kirby's Dream Course is golf, not bowling.
@@Pyrodiac you hit enemies like as if its bowling
2022: _Kirby’s Dream Buffet_
“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic?”
Yes
Well, I know what I'm doing now. I'm learning photoshop to counteract this cursed energy.
why not enforce the cursed energy
@@JasTheMansmells you are making an incredible point
I need photoshop to torment my friends on Twitter. My image-cursing skills need more work.
@@crowngamer901 hehehe good luck.
I saw someone in the chat say “Undersona”
Let's be honest, we all know how that one was gonna end up like
Oh goodness gracious. What horrors could that have spawned?
“looking cool, kiddo.”
@@deadlydingus1138 OH NO
@@phantomgamer3898 well if we give the pen to fyrus...
10:02 Oh, look, Failboat's cooking up some Drago food-
_I'm so sorry_
claus for dessert-
God, ptsd....
*Lucas started crying!
The Problem: Failboat hasn’t done this kind of video in years.
The Solution: Beg.
When I went to sleep I had this video in the background on RUclips, so this is the one of the first things I saw when I woke up 11:39
6:04 you should have named it "Kirby: Bowl Alley's"
Naah...
*Kirbowl*
me: trying to sleep
That fly in my room: 16:00
*plays ad*
These are nothing compared to the masterpiece that is known as,
Waluigi"s Taco Stand
I saw someone asking about My Singing Monsters while Dan was looking for the cutting board image during Cooking Mother and I love it
Nobody:
Kirby mains when they use the ball ability:
We’re you going to put a timestamp?
@@arlenedistel1108 timestamp?
@@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856 yea
3:39 "Splatoon in Time, that's what I'm going to do"
The problem: There are TWO Splatoon in Times.
The solution: *MAKE BOTH OF THEM AT ONCE COWARD*
"Why be depressed when you can be sonic?"
But sonic is depressed
Did you know that the phrase „I am blue“ in German means „I am drunk“? Definitely would explain Dan‘s behaviour in the beginning...
“With a drunk little window”
"Drunk is the color of all that I wear!"
“If I can’t be the fastest then I can be the lastest”
Sonic with a gun 2021
My brain: “go to sleep you have school tomorrow it’s 12 am”
Me: “ oh yeah but what about one more failboat vid?”
11:23 failboat confirmed to be the man behind the slaughter
"plug the switch charger and me so I can become the switch"
-Failboat
That’s how the next Nintendo console will work
The cord goes up the butt
@@tartaglia5543 It goes all the way up his ass
@Jordan Tillman Why, theres no reason to
@@SpaceBoundFox r/cursedcomments
The first one: For his neutral special he wields a _gun_
ruclips.net/video/TBT39KNoj9M/видео.html
*The problem:* too many official switch games
*The solution: ＭＡＫＥ ＡＮ ＥＱＵＡＬ ＡＭＯＵＮＴ ＯＦ ＦＡＫＥＳ ＴＯ ＢＡＬＡＮＣＥ ＴＨＥ ＳＣＡＬＥ*
The amount of Discord Notifications Failboat has makes me anxious.
broke: I have depression
woke: *I'm SONIC*
The only problem with being faster than light is that you are forced to live in darkness
@@swampbottom1109 ...damn
Broke: I'm depressed
Woke: *S O N I C*
10:00 - I wasn't laughing at the Hinawa jokes until this happended, I legit went, 'Nohoo~!'
Dan you've gone too far.
I can’t wait for cooking mother’s sequel,
blending father
New Commander TarTar mode
NOOO
so thats what happened to my dad
@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION wait wasn't it him leaving to get milk or ciggies?
something else you know about yt ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔ
r/woosh
Me: sees mentioning of danganronpa in chat at 4:09
Me: goes back to find it and pauses
Me: Savors the moment.
Thank you Smallfry, whoever you are
I’m so sad it wasn’t A splat in time I’m actually crying such an opportunity wasted
6:38
This is the comedy police! The joke is too funny!
I have leaked a Switch game:
*Funtime Freddy lives in Luigi's atic and destroys his gameboi*
The fact that Help Wanted is now on switch
HEY BON BON I GOT A TETRIS
NO FREDDY GO TO SLEEP
No it's so good but so bad
"New fake nintendo games"
Me: * Happy noices *
Me: "heart attack noises"
13:18
My dog actually got up when he heard the music lol
That ending though. Every time I see the end of this vid I cannot stop wheezing at the photoshop creation boat made its great
Switch games but oh god who gave this man photoshop again? Also I think I need mental therapy after seeing this. 1:56
Hmm yes food...
0:00 that "the problem" sounded a little too upbeat
S H O W U S T H E T R U E D E P R E S S I O N
Nooo I don’t want to Dieeeeeee
Why be depressed when you could be Sonic
5:41
I just love how dedede looks like a fucking cardboard cutout
"Why he depressed when you can be Sonic?"
-- Failboat 2020
5:48
A WAY TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY
"That's Copyright Shut Up"
But I have a different icon LOL
Everyone: Watching the video
Me: Looking at the T-posing Leon whenever I can 😂
YES YES SAME
Cooking Mother haunts me on a deep spiritual level I didnt even know existed
Nice vid, man!~ Those fake Switch games are funny AF!~ :D
Also, about that Cooking Mother thing, I'm not sure about that... but, I think I have a feeling that Claus, also known as the Masked Man, wants to have a "word" with you.
5:18 Fail: *『L I Q U I F Y』*
Kirby: screaming in pain
"It's not that good, but it's Ball." GGGabrielGaming, 2020
*BALL*
@Jordan Tillman *BALL*
*BALL*
*BALL*
BALL
2:02 “Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead using those things!” -Sonic, 2005
11:17 The man behind the lasagna
The fail behind the slaughter
Kirby’s like the Plasm Wraith from Pikmin 3, his arms just stretch and become thinner at the end of his arms and he just starts typing at max speed.
12:38 is what really happened at the beginning of mother 3.
cooking mother: (exists)
Fyrus: *aight imma head out*
Fyrus: spells lasagne correctly
'none of you realised that I spelled lasagne wrong'
Schmebulock
it's spelled lasagna not lasagne
h h h h h no I think it’s spelled lasagna in Italian, if we were to call it lasagne, that’s American lasagna
*You always know you’re in for a treat when you don’t hear the honk in the end*
2:25 jay:ITS NOT THAT GOOD BUT ITS BALL 😃😃😃
Let's just take a moment to realize that Dan has 2k+ pings from servers and friends list each.
The problem- We’re in quarantine.
The solution- a high dose of daily cursed failboot
0:23 you know a games exciting when it pulls a gun at you
This is the one time where the meme of “for [insert character name] neutral special he wields a gun” would actually apply really well for sonic especially since 3/4 of his specials are in a ball lol
"So viewers, if you're listening right now-"
*Halo monk chant*
"And welcome to the Failboat livestream."
in the chat i saw “Luigi commits arson: the sequel” and i have regained my hope for humanity.
The Problem:Life
The Solution:Failboat
4:18 Charbomber: So it's Fursona instead of Persona.
...PURR-SONA!
"The Nintendo directs are dead with no sign of them coming back in sight"
Boy were they wrong
Ah, I see your a man of culture as well...
Because you referenced an Odd1sOut video.
5:30 Kirby:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
8:29 I was going to say Pokémon marriage and Pokémon divorce XD
When the video started my phone was on 100% volume so I immediately just got blasted in the ears with Failboat saying, *T H E P R O B L E M* and to be completely honest I don't think I've ever been more scared in my life
I have found the golden comment
I just did that. My ears are broke.
2:31 untitled ball guy
Me who hasn't played mother 3: What is the sadness here?
She died
1:45 literally how Kirby types
Why be depressed when you can be
ˢᴼᴺᴵᶜ
The problem: the ‘the problem intro has been absent from fail’s cannel for too long’
The solution:
The problem: I live a normal life
The solution: watch my visions of normal things in life twist like it’s in a blender.
8:44 I spat out my tea-
Why did that make me laugh so hard
16:06 every discord voicechat ever
I love going to random parts with songs and messing with the speed of the video. 5:15 in 1.5x speed is a blessing in disguise as well as 0.75x speed.