Everything Wrong With Lady in the Water In 22 Minutes Or Less

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  • Lady in the Water is just awful. It's just a bunch of talky nonsense followed by more talky nonsense and sometimes someone jumps in a pool. It's got loads of sins.
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  3 года назад +123

    Outtakes are here: ruclips.net/video/FoqZ10i8MeQ/видео.html

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 года назад +366

    Should have added a sin for "a writer is going to solve all the world's problems and bring peace to the entire planet." Everyone knows that's Bill & Ted's job.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 года назад +9

      Bill and Ted are profound compared this ego trip.

    • @SnakeBitten
      @SnakeBitten 3 года назад +1

      Heyyy are you that guy that comments on all of Ryan George’s videos? Glad to see you here 😆

    • @louismonnichii7619
      @louismonnichii7619 Год назад

      Ding!

  • @n-ergythemighty2283
    @n-ergythemighty2283 3 года назад +638

    The most interesting thing about this movie right out of the gate is that they hired the narrator from the classic Beauty and the Beast movie to do the narration for this movie.

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 3 года назад +19

      She did the remakes introduction, the original one was narrated by David Stiers

    • @keith_5584
      @keith_5584 3 года назад +23

      I thought the most interesting thing was the cover looks like Elijah Wood.

    • @n-ergythemighty2283
      @n-ergythemighty2283 3 года назад +3

      @@Sarahonwheels That's what I meant; I should've said original, my bad.

    • @PittsburghSportsFan43
      @PittsburghSportsFan43 3 года назад +5

      @@Sarahonwheels The guy speaking at the beginning of the video is David Ogden Stiers.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 3 года назад +1

      I suspect it's definitely the most interesting thing :-)

  • @amccall88
    @amccall88 3 года назад +472

    Saw this in theaters and we all bust out laughing when we learned who the guardian was. The theater experience definitely helped this one out

  • @lappelduvide6751
    @lappelduvide6751 3 года назад +381

    "Did he just make a plate of food in the rain?!"
    It REALLY does look like that.

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx 3 года назад +19

      Well either that or he made a plate, held it, and did nothing as it began to pour.

  • @jy285
    @jy285 3 года назад +531

    This film was the last time audiences were enticed by seeing “A new film by M. Night Shyamalan!” Never again.

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 года назад +17

      What about that new Old movie, it seems kinda cool

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 3 года назад +25

      And he's back again with The Visit, Servant and Split that gave audience a little bit of hope when the name "M Night Shyamalan" came on the posters and trailers

    • @jccross
      @jccross 3 года назад +13

      He should have never been allowed to make movies in the first place.

    • @SirAnanas
      @SirAnanas 3 года назад +9

      @@kakashilover9231 I’ve seen the trailer of that and the acting in this movie seems absolutely dreadful and cringy

    • @kakashilover9231
      @kakashilover9231 3 года назад +3

      @@SirAnanas true, but the concept seems cool

  • @motherplayer
    @motherplayer 3 года назад +263

    Okay, the silly story telling, I can understand. The usual oddly stilted deliveries can be forgiven, but for M. Night to have the gall to place himself in this story unironically as the savior of the world and how critics are just shallow, unfeeling sad people with absolutely no nuance to it is why I 100% do not feel bad that his career took a big slump later. He really needed to restrain that ego before he came back into the directing and writing world. I could understand people liking this movie somehow, but giving a pass to such blatant auto-fellatio is where I draw the line.

    • @jedh3721
      @jedh3721 3 года назад +52

      There is a quote from an interview of Shamalan in which he complains that "American critics don't get me, but I go to Europe and they're like, 'GENIUS!'"
      I find this quote fascinating for two reasons. First of all, I have looked into this a couple times and I can't find evidence that it is true outside of the interview in question. so that's suspicious. Second of all, even if it is true, it just shows that Shamalan is more concerned about stroking his own ego than making good art. He finds the one group that likes him, so he insists that they are the only ones that "get" him instead of trying to understand the criticism he receives.

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 3 года назад +21

      @@jedh3721 The critic version of "My Canadian Girlfriend". (Or "I'm big in Japan.")

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 года назад +10

      @@jedh3721 Shamalan once said he could make a Pokémon movie emblematic of the holocaust, he's a egoistical dickhead and I genuinely love Unbreakable so seeing him let his self obsession take hold is just sad.

    • @jedh3721
      @jedh3721 3 года назад +9

      @@li-limandragon9287 Unbreakable is such an amazing movie. It is genuinely depressing how he played the story out in Glass.

    • @Faux_Sunlight
      @Faux_Sunlight 3 года назад +4

      I like his movies actually, one of the few that do, so sad that yet another celebrity turns out to be terrible. I’m calling it the “butch Hartman” trend.

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 3 года назад +414

    One of the most baffling and self-indulgent movies ever made

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 3 года назад +7

      You have seen The Happening though, right? Both could be described the same way! 🤦‍♂️😂🤣

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 3 года назад +7

      @@jasonsabbath6996 At least The Happening is a watchable mess.
      The Happening needs a critical re-evaluation for being a good B-movie inspired by the 1950s

    • @StsFiveOneLima
      @StsFiveOneLima 3 года назад +4

      The film is good. It would have escaped 90+% of its criticism if he had not cast himself as the author.

    • @Notacladist
      @Notacladist 3 года назад

      You haven't seen M. Night's other work?

    • @mama-ayanna
      @mama-ayanna 2 года назад

      Yoooo watch some Neil Breen movies- he takes the caaaake!

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 3 года назад +40

    Uh-huh. A _Korean_ fairy tale has the very Germanic-sounding words "narf" and "scrunt" in it. Because those sound combinations are so common in Korean.

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire 3 года назад +193

    I can't help thinking of Pinky & The Brain whenever they say "narf."

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 3 года назад +7

      @@Hessed3712 I'm glad somebody gets it. 😁 I was a little concerned it was going to be one of those comments that really ages me and nobody gets. Narf!

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +9

      It was because of the Nostalgia Critic that I knew about this movie, and he aknowledged that Narf nonsense, saying this movie would have a better twist if they were behind its plot.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 года назад +10

      @@eduardogomez4275 Well, he's right. If Pinky and the Brain were behind this crazy story just to take over the world, this movie would've had a chance.

    • @johnnynorrisjr.39
      @johnnynorrisjr.39 3 года назад

      Poit

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 3 года назад +96

    I've never even heard of this movie and after having watched this video in it's entirety, I have almost zero clue what the hell it's about...

    • @jamesgreen125
      @jamesgreen125 3 года назад +5

      The title says it all. Lady in the water.

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 3 года назад +17

      @@jamesgreen125 The only water I saw was the pool and I didn't see any ladies in it

    • @jamesgreen125
      @jamesgreen125 3 года назад +3

      @@ryshow9118 you wasn't watching the whole time then. Before Bryce shows up it's foreshadowed by quick glimpses of her in the pool. They never full on show her til Paul actually sees her the first time, which is out of the pool.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 года назад +7

      I watched the movie and while I still remember what it was about, there was so much random, pointless shit thrown in. Trust me, after seeing it, you will not be happy

    • @Titanvol91
      @Titanvol91 3 года назад +6

      Seriously, usually I can follow plot with Cinema Sins but WTF was this lol.... luckily now I know never to waste my time with it.

  • @stryph42
    @stryph42 3 года назад +137

    He puts himself in all his movies because he thinks he's Hitchcock 2.0, and THAT'S a sin if ever I've heard one. *DING*

  • @jesuschavez5875
    @jesuschavez5875 3 года назад +51

    I have a younger sister named Short Story, an older sister named Long Story, an honest mother named True Story, an aging father named Old Story, a dead grandfather named Ghost Story, and for some reason they all remind me of my two pets: Cock and Bull Story.
    What I'm saying is, that name is stupid.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 года назад +9

      Take a good look, Shyamalan.
      That's the closest to story you're ever gonna get!

    • @EsoiTheGrumpyMawile
      @EsoiTheGrumpyMawile 3 года назад +10

      I think you forgot their daft uncle "Funny story".

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 3 года назад +6

      Cool... story

    • @vla1ne
      @vla1ne Год назад +2

      @@turbo8628 That's his older brother.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Год назад

      You stole this from The Nostalgia Critic

  • @BluStreak
    @BluStreak 3 года назад +193

    “What a twist.” -robot chicken M.Night

    • @mikemorris3166
      @mikemorris3166 3 года назад +10

      “What a twist
      What a twist
      …meh it was alright”

    • @Dr.Rabbit7346
      @Dr.Rabbit7346 3 года назад +1

      I never saw this movie 🍿
      But why are no aquatic men?

    • @rdnkbear872
      @rdnkbear872 3 года назад

      @@Dr.Rabbit7346 severe shrinkage

  • @rafaelpando7052
    @rafaelpando7052 3 года назад +276

    My favorite thing about this movie is how M.Night wrote an entire subplot dedicated to praising him and his work, that's ballsy, regardless of how deserved that praise may or may not be.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer 3 года назад +58

      In any case, it does help you feel less bad when his career hit a slump later if this was how he thought of himself. A cute bedtime story for your kid is one thing, but seeing yourself as a genius being brought down by the big bad critics, well, self-indulgence can only be tolerated so far.

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 3 года назад +12

      I choose the 'may not' option you presented.

    • @OratoryJamesIV
      @OratoryJamesIV 3 года назад +19

      He has always been a huge egomaniac. If you criticize him, he just says you can't understand his genius or some inane shit like that.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 года назад +18

      I wouldn't say ballsy as much as stroking his own balls.

  • @gachagirllunaris3911
    @gachagirllunaris3911 3 года назад +326

    I haven't even seen this movie... I'mma keep it that way.

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 3 года назад +17

      I recommend watching it. It's one of those really bad movies that has to be seen to be believed. It's a baffling one.

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 3 года назад +2

      I could not have said it better.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +9

      You are literally missing nothing. This movie is a whole lot of nothing that, somehow, M Night wrote a script around.

    • @amandaclark1800
      @amandaclark1800 3 года назад +3

      Consider yourself lucky. I can only aim to never see it again.

    • @adamvialpando106
      @adamvialpando106 3 года назад +7

      @@Dargonhuman Yes, and it's the most hilarious bit of nothing I ever saw. I don't know which is funnier, this or The Happening.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 года назад +17

    “To my daughters, I’ll tell you the story one more time.”
    Daughters: “Please don’t dad, we’ll behave.”

  • @HisBubbliness
    @HisBubbliness 3 года назад +215

    This is Shyamalan at his worst. Even watching a quasi-review of it bores me to tears.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 3 года назад +15

      Have you forgotten The Last Avatar?

    • @StsFiveOneLima
      @StsFiveOneLima 3 года назад +9

      @@blueismylove3128 And also The Happening....

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +13

      @@StsFiveOneLima The Happening was at least under the "so bad it's good" spectrum, stupidly entertaining, unlike After Earth, which was tremendously boring

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 3 года назад +8

      Fact
      Lady in the Water was nominated for 4 Razzies in the categories of Worst Picture and Screenplay.
      Shyamalan won Worst Supporting Actor and Director for this

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 года назад +5

      @@blueismylove3128 As terrible and disrespectful to the source as that was, it at least had stuff happening and some interesting visuals. This is just a lot of nothing happening, a lot of people talking about the nothing that's happening and some bad CGI.

  • @Hessed3712
    @Hessed3712 3 года назад +136

    This….is a real movie that was shown in theaters?
    To all aspiring writers. Write that screen play. No plot is too asinine. If this got past a producer reading it and actually got made into a feature length film, nothing is impossible. Follow your dreams!

    • @Smileyrat
      @Smileyrat 3 года назад +13

      I have always said that no idea is too stupid if it is exictued well. It seems that having money for advertising and a big name atached works as well.

    • @cantbetamed2210
      @cantbetamed2210 3 года назад +11

      Oh yeah! My main failsafe inspiration are M. Night's movies and Michael Bay. I mean Damn, I'll just write explosions and gunfights half of the script when I'm lazy and jumble all my nonsensical ideas into a script on a good day. 😂

    • @nulllex0099
      @nulllex0099 3 года назад +12

      This actually is uplifting.

    • @TotinosPizzaRollz
      @TotinosPizzaRollz 3 года назад +5

      "Too all aspiring writers" *to* "If this got pass a producer" *past*

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 3 года назад +8

      seriously. i want whatever the writers were on when they gave this shit the green light to be a film. the Scary Movie series had a better plot.

  • @gingechicken7394
    @gingechicken7394 3 года назад +45

    The subtitle in between the strings of maniacal laughing sent me omg
    Never gets old

  • @theshepdawg6809
    @theshepdawg6809 3 года назад +149

    Ahh yes, one of the most entertaining "What in the actual hell am I watching" movies!

    • @WSFMontana
      @WSFMontana 3 года назад

      This movie was THE WORST, I wholeheartedly agree

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 3 года назад +3

      Basically the movie had a unique concept but was executed it very poorly

    • @crimwolf5216
      @crimwolf5216 3 года назад +1

      😂 I remember this movie 😂 thought I was a childhood fever dream

    • @davedixon2167
      @davedixon2167 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, I enjoyed it, but I was never really sure why. I like plenty of the actors in it, and the characters were just bizarre enough to keep me intrigued, but I couldn't really make heads or tails of the story as presented.

    • @WSFMontana
      @WSFMontana 3 года назад

      @@davedixon2167 And thats the one thing that kept me from giving it props, if you cant deliver the story, reconsider the movie

  • @TheAlan136
    @TheAlan136 3 года назад +122

    “M Night threatens his daughters”. That had me rolling. This movie is what they show in Hell to the new arrivals, just to get them ready for their unending torture.

    • @angellittle1571
      @angellittle1571 3 года назад +4

      I think that would actually be The Happening.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 3 года назад +11

      And when he directed The Last Airbender (sorry to bring that movie) just because his daughter is a big fan of the show. I guess he hates his daughter so much in real life.

    • @valiken1
      @valiken1 Год назад +1

      You guys are crazy, this movie was amazing.. However I could see how many less cultured americans would find it unappealing.. Americans such as yourself

    • @TheAlan136
      @TheAlan136 Год назад

      @@valiken1 hurr durr! Americans are dumb! You are a clever one.

  • @professionalhimbo
    @professionalhimbo 3 года назад +218

    "Oh f*ck me yesterday" is very quickly going to be added to my lexicon of dialogue.

    • @geodudegaming123
      @geodudegaming123 3 года назад +3

      I just read this comment literally three second he said it lol

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright 3 года назад +48

    I'm still baffled at how M. keeps making movies.

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 3 года назад +4

      They're just not good movies.

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 года назад +2

      He's hit or miss. I like Devil and his new movie about some mysterious beach looks interesting.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 года назад +9

      He has four primary periods to his career thus far:
      1) The smash hit of The Sixth Sense and a handful of follow-ups that were similar enough that the many people who loved TSS for its secondary twist and thriller aspects and not for its primary aesthetic and message also liked the others enough for them to be successful
      2) As his films became less like TSS, continued dissatisfaction with that fact ate away at the huge amount of good will and cache TSS had created, rapidly eroding his reputation
      3) Cache now largely gone, he was tabbed for a tentpole adaptation (The Last Airbender) instead of his usual original work of his own story, and it was a disaster. That torpedoed any draw he had left, and so he actually was left for a while unable to make movies. He was so shunned at that point that the best he could do after a few empty years was a Will Smith nepotism project for Smith's son (After Earth), which as predictably awful and not actually an MNS film. This was rock bottom for him.
      4) With no other options, he put his own money on the line to finance The Visit, which also got passed up by all of Hollywood before distribution before he balanced the tone of the film in editing. Its surprising success and partial departure from his usual work got his arrow pointing upwards again, and his next film Split was a major success too. That has gotten his ball rolling again enough that he has some margin for error in making films, and we'll see how Old is received.

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 3 года назад +4

      Split was very good. Then he ruined it with Glass.

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonsabbath6996 I hate Glass so much, because I love Unbreakable so much.

  • @beethovensfidelio
    @beethovensfidelio 3 года назад +44

    2:23 Well, it was only a matter of time that CinemaSins would reference “Splash”, since Bryce Dallas Howard is the daughter of “Splash” director Ron Howard, and Bryce plays a sea creature named Story in “Lady In The Water”.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 года назад +9

      M. Night Shyamalan puts more layers than people give him credit for lol

    • @cecilebraillie4471
      @cecilebraillie4471 3 года назад +2

      thanks for the info.
      I had no idea that was Bryce, also had no idea she was Ron Howard's daughter.
      I just know her from black mirror but she's unrecognizably thin here

    • @emmawhite-fretwell7034
      @emmawhite-fretwell7034 3 года назад +1

      Ron Howard was also Opie in the Andy Griffith show back in the day when he was a kid.

  • @7renabena
    @7renabena 3 года назад +38

    This movie might not have been that good, but the music score was amazing. It’s too bad not even James Newton Howard could save this film.

    • @francescoberta
      @francescoberta 3 года назад +3

      Agree, it's still one of my all-time favourites from JNH

    • @MissMartianDCAU
      @MissMartianDCAU 3 года назад +1

      Seriously one of his best work ever.

  • @zombie3833
    @zombie3833 3 года назад +102

    I am only 4min in.
    If the end spoofs dont contain Pinky saying."Narf" im rioting :p

    • @EGOS42
      @EGOS42 3 года назад +8

      Happy rioting friend.

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +5

      Let's join in on the rioting!

    • @Deviantel
      @Deviantel 3 года назад +1

      I agree about the rioting, since they've thrown out the end spoofs for the last three videos altogether, and it seems it's gonna be a thing now. :(

    • @huh968
      @huh968 3 года назад

      @@Deviantel they are now in a separate video, linked in the description

  • @KyleRDent
    @KyleRDent 3 года назад +26

    Can't believe there was no bonus round Narf Counter starring Pinky and the Brain

    • @bernardsoul5186
      @bernardsoul5186 3 года назад +2

      Jeremy would have been just too old for such a show it was at its prime.

  • @yungkidnf
    @yungkidnf 3 года назад +99

    This is the only M. Night movie I haven't seen, looks like it's gonna stay that way . . .

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 3 года назад +4

      You definitely... DEFINITELY need to see this movie. It's brilliantly absurd.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 3 года назад +3

      honestly, for people who hate m night it's an excuse to hate him more, and for people like me who love him, it's a fucking masterpiece. Meh, I know people will think less of me knowing that I love this movie, but I'm willing to die on that hill

    • @yungkidnf
      @yungkidnf 3 года назад +1

      @@Kelarys see that's the thing, I LOVE M. Night, but this movie looks WAY out of it for me.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 года назад +3

      Depends. If your feelings for his films are that The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable are fantastic and it goes downhill hard from there (perhaps with some room for Signs), yeah, avoid this. If, however, you loved Signs as much as those first two as well as at least The Village then you should check this out. Most people I think went to see post-Sixth-Sense M. Night films for the wrong reasons (for the thriller and twist elements), wrong in that those are framing elements for his films and not their core or purpose. If you go for the reasons at the center of why they were made, you might "get" what this was going for and enjoy it on those terms.
      I see you said that you love M. Night, in that case it might work for you. First thing to know is that it is an intended fairy tale and so is not meant to be subtle or "real". The second thing to know is that it is filled with a lot of heart and isn't remotely cynical; if you watch it when you're in the mood for those kinds of things (usually because you'd like to be a little uplifted), you'll have some laughs and you'll be satisfied by the film's outcome and the resolution for the main protagonist.
      If you don't like the idea of a fairy tale made as described above and intended to target children first while still offering something for the adult audience, yeah, don't bother. But if you enjoy the typical M. Night aesthetic, exposition, quiet moments, etc, it has all of that as usual and in a good way.

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 3 года назад

      Do you count that silly Elevator Movie called 'Devil' or something?

  • @infinite1der
    @infinite1der 3 года назад +26

    The one saving grace of this movie is James Newton Howard's score. THAT cue in "The Great Eatlon' is a god-damn tear jerker.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 11 месяцев назад

      I will give it that. Nothing else.

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 3 года назад +13

    "Madam Narf" LOLOLOL! Sounds more like the name of a brothel keeper in the Star Wars universe.

  • @monsterhanna6691
    @monsterhanna6691 3 года назад +16

    "All beings have a purpose."
    "Not politicians." 😂👏

  • @lsufan4138
    @lsufan4138 3 года назад +52

    It took me awhile to realize that Story is Bryce Howard.

  • @artman2oo3
    @artman2oo3 3 года назад +78

    This movie just does not make any damned sense. My ex GF LOVES it and she watched it with me hopeful I would, too. And I did not. It feels like the writers made it up as they went along. Like a child telling you a story and they’re making it up right as they’re telling you. The movie has style but little else.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 3 года назад +16

      I think I read an article where M. Night says it started as bedtime story he told his kids. So, spot on.

    • @jamesisaac0409
      @jamesisaac0409 3 года назад +4

      Lol. My wife loved it, too. It was one of her favorite movies to fall asleep to.

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +2

      To see the style (or lack thereof) of this movie, look no further than that stupid "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" part. If you didn't find that stupid, maybe you fell asleep before the "Narf" nonsense.
      My point is, this movie is stupid, and should get more sins because of that "cereal boxes clairvoyance".

    • @adamvialpando106
      @adamvialpando106 3 года назад +2

      Wait, this movie had style?

    • @artman2oo3
      @artman2oo3 3 года назад +1

      @@adamvialpando106 I mean like the cinematography and colors and whatnot. But yeah the story was stupid.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 года назад +67

    Congrats on finally finishing up on M Night’s entire filmography!

    • @ivotenotocensorship5247
      @ivotenotocensorship5247 3 года назад +1

      Was this a good movie?

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 3 года назад +2

      Actually he is making the movie old

    • @brookhammerbrook3306
      @brookhammerbrook3306 3 года назад +3

      Not quite, because there is a new film by the guy coming up called Old and I just had an advert about it

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 3 года назад +2

      Shut up and watch the video! XD
      _(Yes, This is hypocritical on purpose.)_

    • @jamesgreen125
      @jamesgreen125 3 года назад +2

      @@ivotenotocensorship5247 if you got small kids they might think the part where story is dragged away is scary. I thought it was creepy and I saw it in my 20's. This movie makes you think your high even if you been sober your whole life.

  • @handev2604
    @handev2604 3 года назад +67

    Please do “Everything Wrong With Dora and the Lost City of Gold”

  • @aliceallgrown
    @aliceallgrown 3 года назад +10

    This movie is one of my favourite movies of all time because it plays into the ideas of story writing. The unwritten rules and the pure imagination. It does feel like it's being made up as it goes along, but I love that about it. It reminds me so strongly of the stories my dad used to tell me before bed that he would make up and it has a lot of sentimental attraction for me for that reason. I love it so much.

  • @WeakFreak
    @WeakFreak 3 года назад +12

    has anyone noticed that in every movie Shamelan makes, he´ll make the youngest characters the smart and/or supernatural and the adults being confused and stupid?

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +1

      That's because it's their quirks, that, and everyone almost always whispering.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 3 года назад +4

      Unless he's featured in the movie, in which he's written as a worldwide genius.

  • @MudflapNichols
    @MudflapNichols 3 года назад +6

    I refuse to accept the word ”narf" unless it's coming from the mouth of a genetically altered lab mouse.

  • @locustkllr
    @locustkllr 3 года назад +9

    Damn. Not even a sin off for the Paul Giamatti scene that makes me weep every time? i like this movie, but i also like the village so i guess there's no accounting for taste.

    • @Faux_Sunlight
      @Faux_Sunlight 3 года назад

      It’s okay, Village is my second favorite movie. First is Ghibli’s Marnie. Also, I gave the Emoji movie a 6/10, Coco (yes, THE Coco) and Secret of Kells 4/10s, Golden Compass and Polar Express 10s, and Cars 3 a 9. NOBODY will EVER have worse taste than me, and you’d better remember that.

    • @MyHeartsBeat
      @MyHeartsBeat 3 года назад +3

      Tbh if you leave out the context of M. Night being in this movie this movie is actually a really nice modern fairy tale and I enjoy it for that. Just as the village isn't a horror movie (how it was promoted), but a drama. Sometimes you see something in movies that critics/the majority do not like and sometimes you can't understand why movies get high ratings. What is important that this movie brings you joy (or tears in that case bc i feel you about that scene) you're allowed to like it and should not be ashamed.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 года назад +9

    The summer of 2005 was filled with sequels and remakes. And it took an original movie from M. Knight to piss people off the most.

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 3 года назад +14

    Never watched the film, But I've always wondered if the person from the poster/cover is that that guy who played Frodo in lord of the rings.
    ...I guess now I will finally find out if thats the woman in the water or frodo.

    • @jamesgreen125
      @jamesgreen125 3 года назад +5

      She looks more like Kate blanchett then Elijah wood

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 года назад +4

    This movie was SO pretentious!

    • @geminijd1845
      @geminijd1845 3 года назад +1

      Most of Shyamalan's movies are

  • @DarkPhoenix671
    @DarkPhoenix671 3 года назад +32

    I was just thinking about this movie the other day 🤣

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 года назад +5

      I was just talking to somebody about all his films just there.

  • @sharynkelly9116
    @sharynkelly9116 3 года назад +9

    "M. Night threatens his daughters at the end of the credits" LMAO!

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 3 года назад +4

    10:12 Considering George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and the thousands of others murdered by police over the centuries, this actually checks out. **DING!**

  • @RS8XB
    @RS8XB 3 года назад +4

    after 8 minutes I've decided to never see this movie

  • @thatXavier89
    @thatXavier89 3 года назад +21

    I saw this in theaters. When the eagle came someone yelled, "This is some BABY-BACK-BULLSHIT!" To which the entire audience agreed as it erupted in laughter. Coincidentally, that's the only thing I remember about this movie 😂

    • @trippyyums2532
      @trippyyums2532 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for giving me a genuine laugh today 🤣

  • @scottnewman1300
    @scottnewman1300 3 года назад +55

    This is my favorite bad M Night movie. Probably because of Giamatti.

    • @williamknox6648
      @williamknox6648 3 года назад +5

      Everyone loves Giamatti

    • @travisyelland42
      @travisyelland42 3 года назад +3

      This was one of my favorite movies period!

    • @K0m30ng
      @K0m30ng 3 года назад +5

      The cast works well, the writing was the problem. Even Shyamalan's acting in this movie was kinda mediocre compare to the rest of the cast 😂😂😂

    • @FenchurchDent42
      @FenchurchDent42 3 года назад

      Giamatti is the only reason I watched this.

    • @giuseppeianniello1998
      @giuseppeianniello1998 3 года назад +2

      Giamatti’s face at 10:19 made me laugh in tears.
      It’s like “Wow! I cannot believe that i was in this bulls**t of a movie. I need to play an over-the-top cartoonish Russian in a Spider-Man movie.”

  • @cabe3231
    @cabe3231 3 года назад +10

    "Is she a Madam Narf?"
    You couldn't get away with asking this in today's movies.

  • @samanthavogel8393
    @samanthavogel8393 3 года назад +28

    This movie holds the record as the only movie in my entire life that I have ever straight up walked out of in the theater. And I haven't thought about it again since then... Well until now.

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 3 года назад +1

      I wish i could do that! I have to see them through to the end, even the bad ones... especially the bad ones!

    • @HerbalQueen
      @HerbalQueen 2 года назад

      The Village holds that place in my heart

    • @Unfortunatetribes
      @Unfortunatetribes Год назад

      legit this is the only movie I walked out of, too.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. Год назад

      Blair Witch is the only movie I walked out of.

  • @frostbite0707
    @frostbite0707 3 года назад +12

    one fourth the way through this video, I forgot that the establishing premise was about water people. Even if this is a parody video, the establishing premise of any story should never be forgotten. A hundred sins to Shamalama for abandoning his narrative so easily.

  • @antenna_prolly
    @antenna_prolly 3 года назад +7

    that title sounds like a scrapped _Lord of the Rings_ character

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 3 года назад +6

    The main problem with this movie is that we are told everything and hardly shown anything.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 года назад +4

    Bryce Dallas Howard's face on the thumbnail and poster of this film makes me think that she thinks "Oh, I'm such a dummy for being in a bad movie, arn't I?" Idk

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 3 года назад +1

      She was in jurassic world and the sequel, so she didn't learn. Just like shyamalan himself, whenever i see bryce dallas howard i know the movie will be garbage

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Год назад

      @@turbo8628 Let's not forget Spider-Man 3 and Twilight: Eclipse. She was in those too. Being Ron Howard's daughter has some benefits apparently.

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 Год назад

      @@jbvader721 nepotism is hollywood. Moment of silence to all of the talented people who never got/get a break cos they aren't related to the right people.

  • @abbygail6010
    @abbygail6010 3 года назад +8

    God ... there was once a Time water was used in a good m. Night movie...

  • @jnlewis114
    @jnlewis114 3 года назад +3

    There are not many movies that I can't find *something* good about -- even if it's the "so bad it's good" option. This movie... my god, I just.... I really don't like it.

  • @CagedFlameGaming
    @CagedFlameGaming 3 года назад +6

    Best movie out there... Filled with imagination and story telling.. Its just a made up bed time story brought to life. What a great concept !

  • @stephenrice2063
    @stephenrice2063 3 года назад +4

    "My name is 'Story.' That's my name, and I'm sticking to it."

  • @Goldhawk7
    @Goldhawk7 3 года назад +11

    I'm angry and confused by this movie. Thank you for bringing some levity to it.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 года назад

      That's kind of the mistake people made (blame the marketing) when it came to this...it was intentionally filled with levity, but most people went to see it for the next MNS thriller and so were baffled by it.

  • @SynthMusicWorld
    @SynthMusicWorld 3 года назад +14

    I'm pleased that you include references that us old timers can chuckle over.

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 3 года назад +2

      Splash is a classic. I've watched it quite a few times since childhood. :)

  • @EIixir
    @EIixir 3 года назад +7

    The soundtrack for this movie is brilliant.

  • @macklinillustration
    @macklinillustration 3 года назад +6

    I remember watching this movie as a teen, it ending and me going Wtf did we just watch to a friend.

  • @dragonmaster613
    @dragonmaster613 3 года назад +4

    Isn't Narf that little guy who hangs with the Thundercats?

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 3 года назад +1

      That's Snarf. You thinking of Pinky and the Brain. Pinky says Narf

  • @cadenkurtz6454
    @cadenkurtz6454 3 года назад +6

    M night has always been hit and miss. There’s no use judging all his future movies off a past flop.

  • @Elemental-y4l
    @Elemental-y4l 3 года назад +5

    "Narf"
    *DING*

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 3 года назад +14

    “The Blue World”
    🎶 I have blue house with a blue window,
    Blue is the color outfit that I wear,
    Blue are the streets and all the trees are, too.
    I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue! 🎶

  • @oliviav.3565
    @oliviav.3565 3 года назад +9

    I watched this again a couple of weeks ago.
    I'm in the minority here but I like this movie dammit!
    Must be the kid in me that thinks it's pretty cool to find out the you're a character in a real life fairy tale.
    And yes the names in this movie are stupid 😂

  • @marquis_MEA
    @marquis_MEA 3 года назад +2

    Literally the worst movie I’ve ever saw. Why my mom bought the DVD? I will never know 🤷🏾‍♂️💀

  • @marcus6414
    @marcus6414 3 года назад +8

    I actually like this movie, I love the soundtrack and its one if those movies I watch when I want to relax and just switch my brain off 🤣 one of the reasons people hated this so much is that it was riding off the sixth sense (like most of his movies) and with the way the trailers were made, everyone thought it was going to be a horror/thriller instead of the slow paced story it is

  • @Jennithebaker
    @Jennithebaker 3 года назад +2

    I've seen a few reviews of this movie AND read the wiki page about it and I still have no fucking idea what is going on in this movie🤣. I think you did the best job trying though

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 3 года назад

      Felt like the approach to making this movie was "first idea wins, don't question it"

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 3 года назад +11

    you know a movie is bad when you can’t even sit through cinemasins shitting on it for 20 minutes.

  • @zergintrest
    @zergintrest 3 года назад +1

    I have seen this movie like 3 or 4 times, I DO NOT REMEMBER THE UNDERGROUD HOLE PART! Anyone else questioning if they saw that part or not? Am I just loosing it??

  • @epixlolo
    @epixlolo 3 года назад +13

    Whispers: *Lady in the Water. Rated PG-13. Starts July 21st.*

    • @citizenkaneVII
      @citizenkaneVII 3 года назад +2

      Dude! Me and my brother quote this all the time to each other, and it kills me that I can't find that teaser anywhere!

    • @TheCoolerChannel
      @TheCoolerChannel 3 года назад +1

      OMG!!!! You just unlocked a memory from like 12 years ago! I forgot about it but as I read your words I could actually hear that damn teaser

  • @allisoncavanaugh1588
    @allisoncavanaugh1588 3 года назад +2

    I just finished watching Old. I’m gonna need you guys to do one on that. And all proceeds should go towards getting M. Night Shyamalan the help he needs.

    • @turbo8628
      @turbo8628 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao 🤣
      I haven't seen old, so thanks for the heads up

  • @SerenitysLibrary
    @SerenitysLibrary 3 года назад +25

    This movie freaked me out as a child. Thank you for pointing out the flaws and making it hilarious instead

    • @caseysingletary9260
      @caseysingletary9260 3 года назад +1

      Omg the scrunt still freaks me up! I mean dumb movie...but something about freaky wovles...the neverending story...this movie...just freak me out lol xD

    • @Daltnn
      @Daltnn 2 года назад

      same here! probably just PTSD from listening to every character read for 2 hrs

  • @ilikecurry2345
    @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +2

    M.Night Shyamalan is The Wild Zeep in this M.Night Shyamalan classic, Lady of the Water, starring Story the Narf, Water Utopia, Mama and Daughter Translation Duo, and Junior Prophet, who tells the future by looking at cereal boxes!

  • @movieguy154
    @movieguy154 3 года назад +5

    I can’t wait for black widow’s count

  • @MasterOfViewership
    @MasterOfViewership 3 года назад +9

    I laughed for almost 5 minutes straight after the sentence was revealed. I don't know what it means, but the wording and eagle screeches were hilarious

  • @doomy_mcdoomerson
    @doomy_mcdoomerson 3 года назад +6

    Will you please sin Hansel Gretel: Witch Hunters?

  • @AllenHerns
    @AllenHerns 3 года назад +3

    Yeah this movie is awful, but it is absolutely hilarious. I lost it when the kid interpret a hidden message in cereal boxes.

  • @albezus
    @albezus 3 года назад +38

    This is my second favorite M night movie after the masterpiece known as Stewart little

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +17

      And I was today years old when I found out that yes, THE M.Night Shyamalan directed that 1999 kids classic known as Stuart Little.

    • @jonmcelrone9389
      @jonmcelrone9389 3 года назад +2

      @@ilikecurry2345 didnt he just help write it not direct it?

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 3 года назад +6

      I don't know if I love it more or less than Signs but I know it's one of my favourite movies of all time, and I've watched it at least 20 times. It's nice to see at least one other person in the comments who doesn't hate this and everything else he's ever done

    • @toddoughty2043
      @toddoughty2043 3 года назад +1

      kinda like how my favorite Tim Burton movie is Cabin Boy even though he abandoned it partway through

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 3 года назад +4

      @@Kelarys Signs is probably the best litmus test for whether a person "gets" an MNS film or not (no judgement either way). Like Signs or not, if what stands out to you is aliens in the field, a house under attack, etc, yeah, his movies will be VERY hit or miss for you. If, however, you pick up that the alien invasion is really window dressing for a film about the loss and renewal of faith (it's telling that the typical showing of the film on TV will usually speed up the very final mini-scene of Gibson's character getting dressed in the bedroom) and find the "miracle man" conversation between the two brothers to be one of the best scenes of the film, yeah, you understand what MNS is really aiming for in his films.
      I'm hard pressed to pick a favorite film of his, because most of the ones I really like are loaded with merits. But, if I were told they would all be erased except for one, I would probably pick to save The Village out of all of them, while wondering why the heck I was being forced to make such a decision, haha.

  • @killerkat95
    @killerkat95 3 года назад +6

    I thought this movie was a fever dream for YEARS. Glad I'm not nuts

  • @thefriesofLockeLamora
    @thefriesofLockeLamora 3 года назад +51

    Jeremy's laugh at 2:54 damn near killed me

    • @comik300
      @comik300 3 года назад +4

      Should have had Jeremy play Snyderverse's joker

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +1

      If he laughed like that with Story, what would his reaction to that "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" nonsense be?

  • @AtenSol12
    @AtenSol12 3 года назад +4

    I thought the premise of this movie was so interesting when I was a child, but now it's almost unwatchable. almost. if I just turn my brain off I never even notice

  • @elisephillips2405
    @elisephillips2405 3 года назад +6

    Thank you for reminding me why I love this horrifically bad movie lol

  • @MrDeeman17
    @MrDeeman17 3 года назад +6

    this is the only movie I've ever seen in the theater where at the end I demanded my money back

  • @AbigaleKirsten
    @AbigaleKirsten 2 года назад +5

    Damn so disappointed to see people who didn’t enjoy this movie. I absolutely loved it and have watched it so many times. It’s a story that truly has a message that we are all important and play a part, adults with serious lives that forgot how to be a child. Everything wrong with society is the need to find wrong in beautiful stores and criticize everything, even things with good meaning. Her name is Story for a reason, damn.

  • @jbeentrill7524
    @jbeentrill7524 3 года назад +4

    This movie scared me as a kid. Always thought it was a fever dream because I never knew the name of it

  • @edawg0
    @edawg0 3 года назад +2

    When a movie is so bad cinema sins didn't even bother to make an outtake reel lol

  • @Maazzzo
    @Maazzzo 3 года назад +14

    I'm so glad I've never seen this.

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 3 года назад +1

    Wow sorry this is so off topic, but 1:40
    Castor and Pollux? Troy? Idk what this is referencing but these were the names of the camera operators in the third hunger games book. They were raised in The Capital and I believe Pollux was an Avox and had his tongue cut out. This can’t be a coincidence. I wonder what the significance is.

    • @tiffany02020
      @tiffany02020 3 года назад

      @@T_Hoog Oh!! I didn’t know any of that. Fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

  • @justinbellotti7838
    @justinbellotti7838 3 года назад +16

    I saw this in theatres, it was the best experience to see this film because the entire audience had the same reactions throughout, laughs, groans, wtfs. it made this a good movie watching experience, and when we learned who the guardian was, the whole theatre lost it's mind laughing. it was awesome. Kinda like a live EWW with audience participation.

  • @slanderman3296
    @slanderman3296 3 года назад +7

    I enjoyed the settings M Night makes. The worlds he creates are always interesting to me.

  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 3 года назад +4

    The sad part is I think the overall premise and lore of this film had promise. Like, could you imagine an Anime miniseries with this premise?

  • @sebastianesalazarm8352
    @sebastianesalazarm8352 3 года назад +2

    *2021 action sins* yeah, Jeremy is gonna have a stroke after Fast 9

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 года назад +1

      Bonus round for every time Dom makes a reference to "family" or some shit.

  • @vickyotters9207
    @vickyotters9207 3 года назад +6

    Day 97 of waiting for a Day of the Doctor sins video.

  • @georgespalding7640
    @georgespalding7640 3 года назад +2

    A cute little R-rated Fairy Tale for children which should have never been made into a movie.

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 3 года назад +5

    Dude how did you not just drop another thousand sins on this movie for even EXISTING?

    • @eduardogomez4275
      @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад

      And another thousand for the "kid predicts the future by staring at cereal boxes" nonsense, and maybe another thousand sins for dragging Paul Giamatti into the movie.

  • @eduardogomez4275
    @eduardogomez4275 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes, Shyamalan Bomb Number 2, aka "I'm awesome" (like that joke from the Signs video). No wonder the Nostalgia Critic dedicated an entire review to cover its ridiculous twists in all their glory.
    Also, a bigger twist could be that Pinky and the Brain were behind all the madness in the movie.

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 3 года назад

      Hands down one of his best videos.