Adum & Pals: Lady in the Water

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @aethelwyrnblack4918
    @aethelwyrnblack4918 5 лет назад +2825

    Old Korean lady drops exposition on the "Narf" as some kind of folk legend. There is no "F" sound in Korean.

    • @Tronathon242
      @Tronathon242 5 лет назад +370

      I was gonna comment on that! How do they know it by the name "narf" if they can't pronounce it that way in their own language?

    • @ludiprice
      @ludiprice 4 года назад +294

      Pretty sure 'scrunt' is not possible in the Korean language either.

    • @jackwiegmann
      @jackwiegmann 4 года назад +93

      narp narp narp

    • @arr165
      @arr165 4 года назад +182

      Omg you guys just dont understand! That's why it's a legend! What a genius the writer is!

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 4 года назад +45

      Old Korean lady? You mean Rufio's mom?

  • @aidansullivan551
    @aidansullivan551 7 лет назад +3496

    Lullaby.... And Good Fright
    I Am Here.... Now

    • @cajbajthewhite4889
      @cajbajthewhite4889 7 лет назад +116

      I am here...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ... now.

    • @SaraStar7373
      @SaraStar7373 7 лет назад +59

      only genuises use...ellipses

    • @Voeris1
      @Voeris1 7 лет назад +9

      Wait where was this from again? A David Cage game?

    • @hvitekristesdod
      @hvitekristesdod 7 лет назад +33

      Voeris A Neil Breen film

    • @Voeris1
      @Voeris1 7 лет назад +6

      o... rite... thnx

  • @blimpusfrobo3186
    @blimpusfrobo3186 6 лет назад +2440

    M. Night just screams the word Narf at his children for an hour and then says good night.

    • @fookinreee3754
      @fookinreee3754 3 года назад +29

      Perfection

    • @rengokuwon1999
      @rengokuwon1999 3 года назад +38

      Dude, I almost choked on my sandwich. I gotta stop eating while reading youtube comments. 😂😂😂

    • @kerobop
      @kerobop 3 года назад +66

      *good fright

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 3 года назад +44

      I legitimately think he told this story word for word to his kids and didn’t rewrite for the movie.

    • @yuribumagnygoncalvessampai7560
      @yuribumagnygoncalvessampai7560 3 года назад +13

      And when it doesn't work, he yells J.G. scrunt in between the narfs

  • @godsdonttalk597
    @godsdonttalk597 7 лет назад +2757

    Chris P. Bacon?
    His parents must have been either clueless, oblivious or simply cruel.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 лет назад +240

      Maybe really hungry? And stupid.

    • @Homodemon
      @Homodemon 7 лет назад +24

      Actually, search the name RUclips, you won't regret it :)

    • @definitelynotofficial7350
      @definitelynotofficial7350 7 лет назад +234

      I looked it up, he's a real person, and a two time Emmy nominee. I was surprised.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 лет назад +161

      I assumed it was someone who wanted their name kept off of the movie.
      I am more disappointed to learn it's a real name...

    • @iam16bits
      @iam16bits 7 лет назад +29

      He has an IMDB page, Apparently he's worked on Avenger: Age of Ultron and The Dark Knight.
      www.imdb.com/name/nm2092016/?ref_=tt_rv

  • @lawrencebrooks420
    @lawrencebrooks420 3 года назад +298

    Okay why hasn’t anybody pointed this out? The younger Asian woman? The one who goes off about narfs, she’s the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why. No but really, the actress, Cindy Cheung, plays Karen Dempsey in 13 Reasons Why. Zach Dempsey’s mother.

    • @carmelothegoat1892
      @carmelothegoat1892 2 года назад +46

      Proving once again its all connected

    • @anythingeverything1593
      @anythingeverything1593 2 года назад +39

      OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU’RE FUCKING AROUND BUT SHE IS I’M SPEECHLESS 🤣

    • @onemannation8116
      @onemannation8116 6 месяцев назад +5

      If I wasn’t already fully invested in the “AAPCU (Adum And Pals Converging Universe)”, I definitely am now.

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 7 лет назад +1666

    They built the entire fucking apartment complex? I give them credit for that at least

    • @chriseflores5253
      @chriseflores5253 7 лет назад +266

      Tyler Even though it was a terrible financial decision.

    • @lenonel3286
      @lenonel3286 7 лет назад +232

      You need some kind of special talent to build something and make it look fake as shit

    • @anthonyhiebert8491
      @anthonyhiebert8491 7 лет назад +108

      Yeah, you should be proud, M. Night...you uhhh...you built a beautiful home here.

    • @faefofum
      @faefofum 7 лет назад +121

      Tommy Wiseau would be proud.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 7 лет назад +29

      M Knight is to Philly as Spike Lee is to Brooklyn.

  • @JTM_MACHINE
    @JTM_MACHINE 4 года назад +2077

    Remember, Nickelodeon saw this movie and was like: “This man should definitely write and direct an adaptation of one of our most acclaimed and creative animated shows. What could possibly go wrong?”

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 3 года назад +85

      There's human beings actually liking this movie, because I left a comment with this video and I was told to pretty much piss off lol

    • @JTM_MACHINE
      @JTM_MACHINE 3 года назад +14

      Hey, to each their own, but to me it's still a black hole of joy.

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 3 года назад +72

      @@JTM_MACHINE It’s a bad Guillermo Del Toro ripoff movie, taste is subjective but I’m sorry, reading that this film has a ‘Deeper meaning' makes my brain want to turn it off.

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 3 года назад +59

      The Last Airbender was just as much Nickelodeon's fault as it was M. Night; M. Night certainly didn't help the movie but it most likely would have been bad even without him.

    • @zenituragaming5043
      @zenituragaming5043 3 года назад +15

      Fun fact : a reviewer for this movie actually said that Shyamalan should begin making movies for nickelodeon and stop wasting their time Lmao

  • @alarev8586
    @alarev8586 7 лет назад +1364

    Theres an actual scene were a kid reads the future by looking at a shelf full with cereal boxes

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 7 лет назад +92

      Ale Arevalos I wished they at least brought that up in the video

    • @Dv2YT
      @Dv2YT 7 лет назад +71

      They did, just not this version, but the full 1 hour long one

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад +50

      I watched this movie with them and I felt like I was going insane knowing that the movie was made even after that was in it. I feel like if I had been part of the crew, I would have just snapped and tried to kill Mnight with a boom mic or something.

    • @T5ComixCartoonz
      @T5ComixCartoonz 6 лет назад +12

      I remember seeing a similar scene like that in another movie...it was called "Muppets From Space". XD

    • @nackskott12
      @nackskott12 6 лет назад +14

      @@T5ComixCartoonz Underrated movie. Makes me laugh even as an adult. Yet, everyone I know talks mad shit about Muppets In Space. I don't get why.

  • @OblivionFalls
    @OblivionFalls 7 лет назад +1027

    Chris P. Bacon is composing for Sherlock Gnomes.
    We have been blessed this day.

    • @someirishboi2158
      @someirishboi2158 6 лет назад +37

      I heard he is good friends with a film director called Seymour Butts.

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +7

      My good friend Ug Leejoo contests to that claim.

    • @grantakalh
      @grantakalh 6 лет назад +5

      Crispy bacon??

  • @unflexian
    @unflexian 7 лет назад +2101

    the shape of water is just a rehash of this masterpiece imo

    • @PrototypeFTW
      @PrototypeFTW 6 лет назад +115

      sagiksp No, that’s a fact. Copying M. Nights masterpieces should be a crime 😤😤. #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +64

      and bird box was literally copy pasted Happening hahaha, almost scene for scene, such an overrated shit show

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo 4 года назад +9

      fuck fish flick

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 4 года назад +14

      Funnily enough The Shape of Water is actually plagiarised from a play

    • @Barely_Here
      @Barely_Here 4 года назад +19

      tempodude the shape of the lady. The water in the water

  • @dracocrusher
    @dracocrusher 6 лет назад +918

    It's so weird because just think about what's happening here.... Shamylon made up a story about not judging based on appearances for his kids with goofy kid story names. And then he turned that story into this meta commentary on criticizing tropes in films by trying to intentionally subvert everything. But Shamylon is SO fucking bad at meta commentary that instead of using existing tropes, he just used the elements of his own story that NOBODY ELSE knows and you're just expected to go along with this completely bullshit logic with no idea at all what any of it means or why this is even a thing.
    This is sort-of like if I was just like "Watch out, that guy's a goob-gabber because goob-gabbers are like this. But wait! He's not REALLY a goob-gabber, he's actually a jingoling frog-snuffer! Wasn't that a clever twist, guys?"

    • @timo9186
      @timo9186 6 лет назад +84

      Best thing is that they say film critic was wrong but actually he wasn't wrong. Did M. Night not recognize this flaw?

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 года назад +12

      Wasn't _'Goob-Gabber'_ something Markiplier said one time? I can't remember which video, but he definitely said that once.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 года назад +66

      Love him or hate him, Shyamalan is definitely one of the most interesting directors of all time. Like, I'm a literal student of human behaviour and I have no idea what the fuck is going on in his head.

    • @Krisspysteals
      @Krisspysteals 3 года назад +22

      Pretty sure frog snuff is illegal in most countries. What a disguting guy.

    • @konnermorris1753
      @konnermorris1753 3 года назад +16

      @@janesmith1840 clearly his entire life is a nightmare wherein every movie he makes is never received well and it's because the critics just don't understand.

  • @jakkmakesart3662
    @jakkmakesart3662 7 лет назад +927

    Lullaby. And good fright.

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 7 лет назад +8

      cutekittyanime _ Still better than Amusement.

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 7 лет назад +1

      cutekittyanime _ PERIOD

    • @salehali9541
      @salehali9541 7 лет назад +11

      cutekittyanime _ I Am Here. Now

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 5 лет назад +3

      Like a ghost. Turn into that I might.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 5 лет назад +4

      Can't wait to have those words on my tombstone

  • @cactiareamazing
    @cactiareamazing 7 лет назад +1213

    The entire movie is probably just a scam for the guy to have his own beautiful ass apartment complex

    • @rodrigospanish8231
      @rodrigospanish8231 6 лет назад +21

      Cactiare Amazing omg thats genius

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +80

      Dude, I had never looked it that way. You are right. Throwing 70 millions on a stupid film like this doesn't make sense. Using it to build apartments and probably laundry some money makes wayyyy too much sense.

    • @RenaDeles
      @RenaDeles 4 года назад +41

      The problem is it doesn't have working plumbing, so he fucked up there

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 4 года назад +18

      @@RenaDeles This guy is such a screw up that it makes me wonder how those apartment buildings didn't collapse yet.

    • @HarryS77
      @HarryS77 4 года назад +8

      M Night saw _Synecdoche_ and thought, I can do that.

  • @crazypants88
    @crazypants88 7 лет назад +2607

    Having a stutter throughout a lot of my life and seeing it also in other members of my family, I've never heard a person stutter like Giamatti's character does.
    It's just so hammy, it has to be something M Night forced on Giamatti as he's far too good of an actor to screw up something as basic as credibly portraying a stutterer.

    • @DiabeticNecromancer
      @DiabeticNecromancer 7 лет назад +364

      Actors have a hard time when they are working with a bad director and a poor script.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 6 лет назад +157

      Oh, I believe you're totally correct. Look what he did to good actors in The Happening and Signs. They all act like they're defective emotionless robots, show facial expressions that don't match the situations (if any) and speak in low monotones. This HAS to be the director, because ALL the actors on those two movies do that. Hell, Mel Gibson is not at all a great actor, but he's far better than what he does in Signs. The scene where he's trying to decide what to do with Shyamalan for putting him in that movie (when the driver tells the priest he killed his wife), he looks like he's holding back a sneeze, not like the tortured soul he is supposed to be. Same with Giamatti here. The scene where he tries to display "childish innocence" is not merely cringey, it's downright embarrassing for all involved, the audience included.

    • @lewis5771
      @lewis5771 6 лет назад +93

      it’s the same with other things too, I have a lisp and I hate how things like lisps and stutters are used to make characters seem nerdy or awkward

    • @crazypants88
      @crazypants88 6 лет назад +39

      lewis That's sucks to hear. I used to have a lisp as well but I managed to get rid of it with the help of a speech trainer.
      I don't know your specifics but at least in my case, it's possible to get rid of it.

    • @lewis5771
      @lewis5771 6 лет назад +12

      yeah, I have Other Problems that I’m seeing a therapist for and she’s working on finding me a speech therapist at the moment

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 7 лет назад +2237

    I feel this one gets progressively worse the more times you see it

    • @blakenes6228
      @blakenes6228 6 лет назад +70

      And more hilarious the second

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 6 лет назад +62

      Good premise in some aspects
      *_horrible_* execution in most parts lol

    • @GreggyAnhVNeck
      @GreggyAnhVNeck 6 лет назад +7

      Arcademan09 how did you watch it twice?

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +21

      Greg Truong I bought this fucker on dvd as a deal with my friend Fate. We agreed to both buy an infamous MNS movie, and he got The Village. We watched this one, and were so stunned and shell shocked by just how atrocious it was we couldn’t even bring ourselves to watch The Village next

    • @CalsGirl97
      @CalsGirl97 5 лет назад +4

      Smug Gumball use to be my pfp and I'm glad to see other people appreciate it's mood.

  • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
    @theyruinedyoutubeagain 7 лет назад +3907

    This video cured my cancer and gave me depression

    • @ffnendhgrgd
      @ffnendhgrgd 7 лет назад +102

      shoulda held on to the cancer

    • @Eldwinn
      @Eldwinn 7 лет назад +55

      Nice trade off

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 лет назад +30

      That kind of sums of Lady in the Water.
      I think it's some kind of elaborate weaponized movie.

    • @329link
      @329link 7 лет назад +19

      Two steps forward, one step back.

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 7 лет назад +9

      sounds like a good deal
      good for you, hope you'll get over that depression soon god bless

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 6 лет назад +231

    Kudos to the actors for managing to keep a straight face while saying "narf" repeatedly.

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 6 лет назад +662

    chris p. bacon is real.
    he's scored for such classics like alpha and omega, the source code, and gnomeo and juliet.

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 3 года назад +32

      Maybe it is the music equivalent of Alan Smithee?

    • @kobayashi1194
      @kobayashi1194 2 года назад +22

      Alpha and Omega’s score is unironically pretty good. Don’t take that from me who’s obviously biased.

    • @kylemajerczyk8160
      @kylemajerczyk8160 2 года назад +5

      I actually really like Source Code.

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 2 года назад +5

      @@kobayashi1194 another thing I like about the movie (besides Garth and Lily's subplot) is that in the end credits there's a slideshow of what looks to be concept art and sheet music, that's pretty unique and something that not any other animated film I've seen does. If only the story itself was as interesting then it would be known as an actually good film instead of mediocre furry galore, but at least it's a million times better than the sequels.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 года назад +1

      Amazing name imo

  • @GreenDotComics
    @GreenDotComics 7 лет назад +735

    Holy fuck I thought this movie was a nightmare I had when I was a child. Would ask about it and nobody knew what I was talking about. Now you bless me with this. Incredible.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +8

      Don't Reply it was best to leave it buried

    • @deborahbrannan6233
      @deborahbrannan6233 5 лет назад +1

      D.U.D.E the lady lives in the water becase she can't live without water she get sick and she's out there too tell them their future and then go back home but they have some problems going back home that's what the stories about!!! GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE LADY IN THE WATER I THOUGHT WOW I LOVE THIS THIS DISAPPOINTED ME WHENEVER I SAW THE COMENTS I LOVE LADY IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 5 лет назад +27

      vilanuava family adia did you, like, dunk your face in a bowl of Columbia’s finest nose candy before typing that?

    • @DeltaMetroid1
      @DeltaMetroid1 5 лет назад +4

      @@deborahbrannan6233 Yeah and Jarjar Binks is the Shakespearean character of our generation.

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 года назад +2

      @@deborahbrannan6233 Do you mean ashamed because I don't know what "a shamed" is.
      Is this bait?

  • @klaatubaradanikto1490
    @klaatubaradanikto1490 7 лет назад +1821

    'madame narf' is my yiff title

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 лет назад +13

      klaatu baradaNIKTO Oof why not the ' goddess of sensual heat ' or something

    • @T5ComixCartoonz
      @T5ComixCartoonz 6 лет назад +19

      I feel like that's the nickname Pinky would give his wife. XD

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 5 лет назад +8

      Maname jarf

    • @Heretic_Jones
      @Heretic_Jones 5 лет назад +17

      it costed you zero dollars to not write this, so why did you?

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 4 года назад +4

      yiff title

  • @NeverwascooL
    @NeverwascooL 7 лет назад +287

    13:07 come one everyone knows Grass types are super effective vs Water types

  • @helen.faunway
    @helen.faunway 7 лет назад +496

    "also, she's a fish" - The Shape of Water, 2017

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 4 года назад +159

    This is like a really bad D&D campaign from a DM who can't decide if he's being sincere or tongue-in-cheek

    • @Mario_Angel_Medina
      @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 года назад +11

      The Critic was the "that guy" player the D.M. killed for being too annoying

  • @zachflag6506
    @zachflag6506 5 месяцев назад +20

    Forever one of my favorite commentary tracks of any movie. We love you, Scoot, and we’ll miss you dearly. Thank you so much for all the years that you helped make life easier through raucous laughter and fascinating stories.

  • @solidsnake2085
    @solidsnake2085 5 месяцев назад +15

    This was the first Adum and Pals I ever saw. Holds a special place in my heart. RIP Scoot.

  • @meleemastermaa1449
    @meleemastermaa1449 7 лет назад +541

    The cringe never ends with Shamaylama
    "You're not a dog at all" - Godlike critical thinking from the Critic

    • @HonestlyJustSomeGuy
      @HonestlyJustSomeGuy 6 лет назад +4

      MeleeMaster MAA mister Shambhala

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 лет назад +1

      He only has like, 2 good movies, but I think Adam doesn't like him at all in any movie.

    • @dajosh42069
      @dajosh42069 5 лет назад +13

      @@al112v4 I mean... The 6th Sense is definitely what put "M. Afternoon Shamalingaroony" on the map, as well as (unfortunately) gave him the credibility he needed in order to _guarantee_ that just about *ANY MOVIE AND/OR PROJECT* he *wanted* to make, would easily be funded.
      Stuff like THIS movie, and "The Happening" are direct evidence of that "any/every project is green lit before it's even written" policy afforded to "Post-6th Sense Shamyclothadingdong".

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 5 лет назад +2

      dajosh42069 And the fact that he doesn’t have a huge company behind telling him what to do makes it worse.

  • @creatief_met_kaas
    @creatief_met_kaas 4 года назад +182

    Paul Giamatti as the lead and Christopher Doyle on cinematography...goes to show that even really competent people can't fix a broken story

    • @darwincity
      @darwincity 2 года назад +11

      Don't forget Jeffrey Wright and Jared Harris in secondary roles. These are nowadays considered as solid, award-winning actors!

  • @tetasentada
    @tetasentada 3 года назад +308

    M Night’s a genius, he directs his actors to give bad performances so that his looks good in comparison

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 2 года назад +10

      I've always maintained that directors who need to put self cameos in movies must have some sort of issue. You already get your name in big letters on the poster and beginning of the credits.

    • @ryanfeller5765
      @ryanfeller5765 2 года назад +3

      It’s either the want to participate in the fun of acting or they’re like “if I’m not on screen I’m worth nothing”

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 месяца назад

      @@ryanfeller5765I want to believe it’s the former

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 месяца назад

      @@makani9004so every single director on the planet who has some sort of role in their own movie has issues?

    • @makani9004
      @makani9004 3 месяца назад

      @@brianaguilar8283 Probably most of them, yeah. M. Nights in particular are bad though. His roles in Lady in the Water and Signs actively make the movies worse.

  • @lakamokolaka
    @lakamokolaka 7 лет назад +2599

    First draft is the best draft and only the draft-Midnight shamallama ding dong

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 7 лет назад +9

      lakamokolaka sounds about right

    • @LunexLunertic64
      @LunexLunertic64 7 лет назад +32

      Ding dong is a good boy, he plays with Chris and Joolian, he only has a lifespan of 2 years.

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 7 лет назад +2

      but u editet ur comment

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 7 лет назад +2

      Oh oh oh. I've got a girl named RamaLamaLamaLamaDingDong She's everything to me ...

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 лет назад

      Especially alliteration

  • @notthat8163
    @notthat8163 2 года назад +74

    “There wasn’t an ounce of intentional comedy”
    “CHRIS👏🏻P👏🏻BACON👏🏻”

  • @Intechno66
    @Intechno66 7 лет назад +417

    You guys have to, HAVE TO, do Jupiter Ascending!

    • @Skirne
      @Skirne 7 лет назад +10

      This.

    • @Roost-xr3lc
      @Roost-xr3lc 3 года назад +13

      I know this comment was made 3 years ago but, pleeeeeeease god yes, let them do Jutiper Ascending. I didn't even think about this possibility, but it would be absolutely hilarious!

  • @Wonderland_Afters
    @Wonderland_Afters 4 года назад +88

    The fact that Korean characters know of the monsters make no sense because the 'F' sound doesn't exist in Korean. It's often replaced by 'P'. So it wouldn't be narf, it'd be NARP.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 2 года назад

      Also hearing those words coming from their mouths with that accent sounds so god damn stupid

    • @madgang201
      @madgang201 Год назад +7

      The Madam Narp
      Yeah, it still doesn’t sound right.

  • @kissmyasthma3155
    @kissmyasthma3155 7 лет назад +240

    For a second I misread this video as " The Shape of Water"...

  • @nicke.424
    @nicke.424 3 года назад +72

    The set is just perfect to show that you can get away with anything in the film industry as long as you're a successful director. If a screenwriter went up to an agent and told them they needed to build an entire apartment complex the script would be thrown in the garbage

  • @belun6462
    @belun6462 7 лет назад +418

    I love these things because it makes me feel like Adums friend.

    • @letz5464
      @letz5464 7 лет назад +84

      Belun Yeah it's almost like you're right there hanging out with Adam except he completely ignores your existence and so does everyone

    • @belun6462
      @belun6462 6 лет назад +93

      Just like my real friendships :D

    • @tonystonks4489
      @tonystonks4489 5 лет назад +25

      @@belun6462 and also cool cat loves you.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 7 лет назад +2994

    2001 space odyssey: 10.5 million dollars budget.
    Lady in the water: 70 million dollars budget.....
    Just let that sink in.

    • @hawlitakerful
      @hawlitakerful 7 лет назад +233

      oh i dont think this is of any use
      there are alot of great movies out there with a lot less budget than 10 million dollars and don't forget in 2001s case we are talking about 60ies dollar so the budget might come out at the same level more or less

    • @DrawtoonzStudio
      @DrawtoonzStudio 7 лет назад +283

      Catwoman: 100 million dollars.

    • @dakka123
      @dakka123 7 лет назад +221

      10 million back then was like 70 million today

    • @esmitty9548
      @esmitty9548 7 лет назад +308

      The inflation would equal 58 million dollars for 2001 a space Odyssey

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 7 лет назад +117

      just let that *_sink_* in .
      I see what you did there.

  • @jerraldwest8531
    @jerraldwest8531 Год назад +108

    Did anyone notice while Paul giamatti's character was running, Bryce is screaming and pointing straight forward as if she's pointing at the wolf, but the wolf is to her right?

    • @898ozzy
      @898ozzy Год назад +8

      She was pointing at the water.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад +5

      @@898ozzy , Lady at the Water

    • @898ozzy
      @898ozzy Год назад +3

      @@janeeyre1990 Lady Previously in the Water

  • @cyanful5577
    @cyanful5577 7 лет назад +386

    I live for commentaries on terrible movies

  • @BAMikeyD
    @BAMikeyD 7 лет назад +460

    You guys didn't have anything to say about the dude who only worked out one side of his body?

    • @BAMikeyD
      @BAMikeyD 6 лет назад +44

      Ah, that's what I get for being a lazy bastard and not watching the full version. Thanks!

    • @supyoist
      @supyoist 6 лет назад +21

      Thank you! I've only seen this movie once, I think when the DVD first came out and I wondered if I had imagined that character in some strange fever dream

    • @superben9784
      @superben9784 6 лет назад +8

      Elvick There’s a full version? Where can I find this said full version.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 6 лет назад +9

      Full commentary: ruclips.net/video/OgMOBHyrx48/видео.html

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 6 лет назад +6

      Also, isn't she Ron Howard's daughter? I also realized her tits are bigger now.
      It had nothing to do with the video but I saw this movie and she was naked for some scenes.

  • @Gio_Panda
    @Gio_Panda 4 года назад +41

    Ya know what?
    I remember watching this movie when I was like 10 years old, and then YEARS later I tried to find it again but couldn't because I couldn't remember much of it. I tried to find it because I remember crying SO MUCH at the end, that really really moved me in a way no other movie did before. I was really in love with this movie even though I only saw it once and couldn't really remember much of it.
    Now that I saw it again, I wish I never rediscovered it... The magic is gone.

    • @hello-jy9hf
      @hello-jy9hf 4 года назад +5

      I only remembered the scene where Giamatti's character stuck the straw in the cup underwater XD I had the same experience going "wow that's cool!!"

  • @randomcommenter7343
    @randomcommenter7343 7 лет назад +872

    Adum and pals is one of my favorite things ever, damn. Merry Chrysler.

  • @quietmouse2286
    @quietmouse2286 7 лет назад +350

    Thus movie made me narf

  • @gustavohernandeza.890
    @gustavohernandeza.890 3 года назад +59

    Microtransagression is an amazing name for a metal band

  • @naiacrumpet3516
    @naiacrumpet3516 6 лет назад +155

    "You're being a real scrunt without the sr"

  • @Fergit_
    @Fergit_ 7 лет назад +1295

    That sex change went really well for Rufio.

  • @cm3.redeye42
    @cm3.redeye42 2 года назад +174

    "She's got the _mind_ of a ten year old..."
    "... As does the writer."
    Got 'em. 10/10.

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 лет назад +653

    Scrunt.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 4 года назад +32

      Narf

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 4 года назад +27

      Come on, there's no need for that kind of language

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 4 года назад +12

      What did you call me?
      Actually, after looking at your unfortunate selection of incel bait, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that you're the scrunt.

    • @Something_Maybe
      @Something_Maybe 4 года назад +3

      Don’t be a scrunt without the s and r

    • @klhx
      @klhx 3 года назад

      Who's that Pokémon?

  • @fredbloxworth5272
    @fredbloxworth5272 7 лет назад +74

    I wish they didn't skip the cereal scene that part of the movie was hilarious

  • @ralphize5153
    @ralphize5153 7 лет назад +164

    This is why I always watch the M.Night Shamalamadindong videos

  • @S1nwar
    @S1nwar 7 лет назад +132

    7:37 is that eyeroll a sign that the actor hated the line?

  • @jedh3721
    @jedh3721 4 года назад +32

    I have seen this movie ONE time. I was sick with a fever, and accidentally OD'd on painkillers. Most of the movie turned into a hallucinogenic fever dream.

  • @ItsBunnyBuns
    @ItsBunnyBuns 7 лет назад +198

    _Lady Parts in the Water_

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 4 года назад +2

      How do you type in italics?

  • @Whitemonkey510
    @Whitemonkey510 7 лет назад +161

    You're not gonna talk about the cereal boxes?

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 7 лет назад +18

      They probably did in the full version. This is a heavily abridged version of their full riff.

    • @marnistone6153
      @marnistone6153 6 лет назад +21

      The scene that broke the Nostalgia Critic.

  • @BirdieBirdieBirdie566
    @BirdieBirdieBirdie566 7 лет назад +120

    Do you think if they had dumped the adult content and made it a kids movie the plot would work better

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 6 лет назад +31

      It wouldn't, but it's still a better idea, than dropping the plot and making it an adult movie.

    • @robertwright9389
      @robertwright9389 6 лет назад +27

      It would have to take itself waaaaaaay less seriously first. And the names just don't roll of the tongue like..at all. Scrunts? Narfs? Bleh.

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 6 лет назад +30

      The Bleh were a third faction of sidewalk concrete penguins that had to be cut for time and budget.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 года назад +5

      the entire concept is flawed because it only serves as ego-christian allegory piece by Shamalyan
      M night loves to make jesus and christian allegory plots in his work
      and in this case he makes himself the chosen one who will inspire the future president but be murdered for mankind sins
      and of course his hatred of critics who slam him ,so he makes the critic the literal main/secondary villain of the film.
      The only reason for this film is an ego piece for the director.

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 3 года назад +2

      It coulda been a mermaid movie, like Little Mermaid from the perspective of the prince but it takes place in modern day and stuff.

  • @cheeseguru1017
    @cheeseguru1017 5 месяцев назад +18

    Scott will always and forever be my Lock of the Week. R.I.P you gorgeous tiger

  • @lachancla3723
    @lachancla3723 7 лет назад +166

    So much tension. Another masterpiece by mister M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

    • @koji6745
      @koji6745 7 лет назад +9

      LaChancla your name is scarier than the movie

  • @kanyne7115
    @kanyne7115 7 лет назад +119

    at first I was so confused as to how M Night can go from the sixth sense and unbreakable to this: but then again the director of the God Father also directed Jack: starring robin williams....

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers 7 лет назад +7

      but only after his career was ruined by the failure of Bran Stoker's Dracula :/

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 7 лет назад +25

      that is far easier to explain honestly, the shyamalan debacle is a complete mystery, francis ford coppola got lucky that he mande 3 of the best movies of all time, pretty much in a row, otherwise his career would have died MUCH earlier

    • @callmeblubber5038
      @callmeblubber5038 5 лет назад +19

      I know it’s insane that he directed a masterpiece like jack then just fucks his career with a piece of shit like The Godfather.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 года назад +3

      EGO, pure and simple
      M Night was good with the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable because he was just starting out, and he wa exploring actual creative ideas
      But as started with signs M night began to put more and more of his christian ideology into his films
      Signs is not a horror film or a sci fi film
      it’s a “rediscovering ones christian faith” film with alines as a mere plot device
      This film literally has M night make himself jesus and even attacks criticism and critics
      The village was a great idea but the twist ruins it and was poorly executed,
      The happening is ridiculous and should have ended his entire career

    • @AbsentMinded619
      @AbsentMinded619 2 года назад

      So, he kinda sorta put Christian faith into...one film

  • @DarkMProductions
    @DarkMProductions 7 лет назад +60

    Um, what's Bryce Dallas Howard pointing at while she's being carried by Paul Giamatti? The water? Because it's clearly not the grass dog, because that thing is to the left of them.

    • @MrPeanut624
      @MrPeanut624 4 года назад +3

      The water, it looks like

  • @geges2395
    @geges2395 7 лет назад +219

    "A classic bedtime story for the new generation"

  • @scolllie9320
    @scolllie9320 7 лет назад +43

    3:12
    “What are you one of those single tear people?”
    -JK Simmons

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 4 года назад +34

    "You're being a scrunt without the s and r"
    Never stop these videos.

  • @mojotheaverage
    @mojotheaverage 7 лет назад +69

    I feel like M Night might be David Cage's favourite film maker

  • @yorkljorgan987
    @yorkljorgan987 Год назад +5

    “Lullaby and goodFRIGHT” sounds like the tagline for a Goosebumps book.

  • @orimengu
    @orimengu 7 лет назад +348

    I was just watching your group reaction of the Neil Breen films😂

    • @orimengu
      @orimengu 7 лет назад +1

      spagoot you're right, my bad

  • @elfindigo
    @elfindigo 6 лет назад +26

    "Bazooper" made me laugh exponentially more than it should have.

  • @limbeckk8632
    @limbeckk8632 7 лет назад +154

    Yay! It's a Christmas miracle!!! Thank you Adam!

  • @theskyfoogle1511
    @theskyfoogle1511 7 лет назад +235

    Omg it's a YMS Xmas miracle

    • @megadude967
      @megadude967 7 лет назад +13

      I think you mean YMXmas. Really rolls off the tongue

  • @patman123ist
    @patman123ist 3 года назад +13

    hearing Adam go "this is wrong" quietly while Gael and Scoot are screaming at paul giamatti "NO BE THE ADULT" is so fucking funny

  • @skeptical.bricks7098
    @skeptical.bricks7098 6 лет назад +22

    I've genuinely had a pretty shitty stutter all my life so this made Paul's performance even more hilarious...

  • @vm9522
    @vm9522 6 лет назад +34

    "They are Koreans...they were yelling at each other"

  • @nebulousprime
    @nebulousprime 3 года назад +72

    Whats so funny is that the premise of this movie isn't bad. Its actually kind of awesome. A group of characters find a girl from a lost civilization that was only part of a legend and they are all reincarnations of the character roles in that story! And the rest of the movie is them trying to figure out who fits which character role while fighting to save the girls life! Thats an awesome premise!

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад +21

      M. Night reminds me of my unmedicated ADHD self: great at coming up with creative ideas, but bad at follow-through and execution.
      That's fine if I have other people to help me or enough self-awareness and motivation to double-check my own work.
      But if you have a massive ego and are surrounded by yes-men, you think your messy first draft is a masterpiece.

    • @nebulousprime
      @nebulousprime Год назад

      @@janeeyre1990 Right? Yes-men are terrible. And having an uncontrolled ego is terrible for writing.

    • @AnarchistPoop
      @AnarchistPoop Год назад +4

      Sometimes people work best with others, and this guy def. needs someone to help him structurize his stories better. It kinda seems he's so caught up on them that he forgets other people are in a different mind set than he is.

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 7 лет назад +66

    Even after this shitpile of a movie, it was all better at the end thanks to Chris P. Bacon.

  • @tabithaprovan957
    @tabithaprovan957 4 года назад +70

    Something I find strangely compelling about Shamalan's work is that any of his stories could easily be great or at least decent if handled by...well, other people. The basic ideas and characters are solid for a first draft. C.J. Cherryh said It is perfectly okay to write garbage as long as you edit brilliantly, and Shamalan is a terrible editor.

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 2 года назад +11

      You're right, the premise of his stories is truly incredible. He is, unfortunately, cursed with the George Lucas touch wherein he creates amazing stories but ends up destroying them entirely by taking too much control over them.

  • @bradleyking4510
    @bradleyking4510 7 лет назад +31

    Will you do bright? wanna hear your thoughts on it

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 5 лет назад +9

    I’m stuck on the adorable cottage the *apartment building caretaker* lives in. Why is this apartment building only on three sides of the pool and the caretaker’s cottage gets the whole 4th side? THAT’S VALUABLE SPACE!

  • @xhappybunnyx
    @xhappybunnyx Год назад +6

    Shyamalan needs to just accept that he wants to make a slightly more adult version of Goosebumps

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 7 лет назад +60

    The only good thing about this movie is Bryce Dallas Howard's legs.

  • @Hannahgs
    @Hannahgs 7 лет назад +45

    I can’t believe m night wasted his budget building an apartment complex....

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +9

      I can't believe that I actually watched this shit in cinema. I almost walked out...

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад +1

      The Black Baron you poor bastard

  • @ZachHighlights
    @ZachHighlights 7 лет назад +576

    i absolutely hate when directors feel the need to put themselves into their movies, cool a cameo or in the background sure, but dude fuckin' direct the movie.
    Edit: I should have said, Actors who become directors aren't bad. Directors who think they will be good at acting because they direct are usually not great. i.e. Tarantino, M. Night etc.

    • @alicekliewer
      @alicekliewer 7 лет назад +52

      I disagree that it always is the case that a director being in his own film is necessarily bad, just look at Orson Welles

    • @terrynieuwoudt8586
      @terrynieuwoudt8586 7 лет назад +40

      Or Quintin Tarantino

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 7 лет назад +42

      What about Clint Eastwood?

    • @ryanmahon1
      @ryanmahon1 7 лет назад +2

      raham mz I watch Woody Allen movies for Woody Allen :)

    • @TheSuicidalTeddybear
      @TheSuicidalTeddybear 7 лет назад +14

      so you dislike Tarantino's most famous films?

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 7 лет назад +41

    I get why M Knight shoots most of his movies in Philly since that's where he's from. But that type of apartment complex COULD exist in Philadelphia, like in the Center City area where all the rich people live.

    • @jacobs2099
      @jacobs2099 5 лет назад +7

      If it does why he didn't he shoot there?

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 Год назад

      @@jacobs2099 maybe he didn't want to?

  • @chinesesealizardhawkman7810
    @chinesesealizardhawkman7810 5 лет назад +25

    I think this movie could work pretty well as an anime. A lot of the unusual fantasy elements definitely would definitely feel more natural in such a format and I think an audience would be more inclined to accept it for what it is. I think it's a very interesting concept and I love the fact that Shamalan went out of his way to make this creation despite the opinion of others. It's what I can admire most about the director--he marches to the beat of his own drum. :)

  • @DanielAvelan
    @DanielAvelan 7 лет назад +64

    2:43
    WTF, HIS CLOTHES WERE DRY 5 SECONDS BEFORE!

  • @Gackra
    @Gackra 7 лет назад +47

    I never understood the concept of a movie making you angry until I saw this garbage.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 6 лет назад +18

    "Ah yes, the story of Story and Cleveland Heep. This got a theatrical release"

  • @nagit0.apologist
    @nagit0.apologist 7 лет назад +192

    Naughty kids get YMS videos

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp
    @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 лет назад +20

    ♪My name is Cleveland Heep♪
    ♪And I'm not proud to be♪
    ♪In this sit-u-a-tion♪
    ♪In this stu-pid mo-vie♪

  • @CaptainKylan
    @CaptainKylan 7 лет назад +51

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, buckle your seat belts because it's time for MONDAY NIGHT SHYAMALANNNNNNNN

  • @iguanaboi3921
    @iguanaboi3921 7 лет назад +47

    I narfed so hard my skrunts imploded than exploded

  • @UnitDave
    @UnitDave 7 лет назад +19

    He wrote, directed and produced UNBREAKABLE.
    I can't help but forgive him for every piece of shit he made after that.

  • @unflexian
    @unflexian 7 лет назад +62

    A man, A plan, Madam Narf, Pamana

  • @cladladd
    @cladladd 2 месяца назад +9

    Rest in peace big cat

  • @oddotaku6718
    @oddotaku6718 3 года назад +8

    I had a teacher once who tried to defend every Shyamalan film, including Avatar, After Earth, and the Happening.

  • @matthewbragulla151
    @matthewbragulla151 7 лет назад +54

    Rip Merp

  • @BBBobby12
    @BBBobby12 7 лет назад +12

    "Lullaby. And good fright." More like Goodbye and Good Night amirite

  • @TemmiePlays
    @TemmiePlays 7 лет назад +23

    All of that, and what made me laugh was Chris P. Bacon

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 3 года назад +10

    You forgot the scene where that kid predicts the future from staring at a shelf of cereal boxes! 🤣

  • @RavenDumpster
    @RavenDumpster 7 лет назад +80

    inb4 Grass Dog™ furry rule 34

    • @jor4114
      @jor4114 7 лет назад +15

      Surge
      I'm 100% sure there's gotta be at least 20 pics of those things, and ten times more of unrelated furries that resemble them.

    • @loxyloafcake5184
      @loxyloafcake5184 6 лет назад +14

      At least something good came out of this movie.

  • @theblitz1070
    @theblitz1070 4 года назад +10

    "You're being a real scrunt without the SR."

  • @RITardNation
    @RITardNation 6 лет назад +5

    I LOVE the "Adum & Pals" segments, possibly my favorites of your content, please make more

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 Год назад +8

    "Narf" sounds like a fake slur made up for an afterschool special on why slurs are bad.