+Aleksandr Kamarov Well, apparently there is no need for the conversion kit when Jeremy is shooting since the target is not in any danger. Or as James has put it: "The good thing about Jeremys shooting is, that you are perfectly safe as long as you stand right in front of the target!"
Honestly I genuinely feel happy for may cuz he looked like he was having a ton of fun throughout the entire thing. Every shot of him in the car he’s smiling and stuff, very well done to him.
Oscar Johansson you can always count on NPCs to spout out lines from the videos they have just seen like mindless muppets. Never read any comment section on youtube without fully watching a video first.
@@itsgodnga Not if they want to hit anything. But supression tactics remain an invaluable asset to war and considering the amount of ammo wasted performing such tactics i mean that literally
Actually the storm troopers had good aim. In ep 4 they missed on purpose to allow the team to escape and go back to the rebels, Vader reveals that a tracker was on the falcon. In episode 5 on cloud city their was a lot of cover and you'll notice that they pin down the group a couple of times. Then in ep 6 they were surprised by the ewoks so obviously they would be caught off guard and mostly killed, but then they start killing walks when they regain their composure.
Well an MP5 could still hit those targets if he uses semi auto and exercise good marksmanship instead of mag dumping. An MP5 should be a piece of cake to control.
@betatalk357 Unfortunately for everyone else, it now is "developed". An MP5 in 22lr with only semiauto? What a piece of shit. A toy for kids for their first visit to the range. I wouldn't hunt caterpillars with it.
@betatalk357 The MP5 isn't exactly a precision arm...CQB is kind of its thing, compactness and automatic fire being key features. I can get behind 22lr for tactical training, I guess. Might as well use an AEG, though. And I think the whole notion of a real gun being dumbed down specifically for the plinking market is absurd.
@betatalk357 These are all so niche, Christ wept. Like, I'm not saying there isn't a market for it. I'm saying I think it's a shit squirt gun :^) As far as home invasion mag dump, surely, a Glock with up to 33 9mm goodbye kisses is a better option?
Shooting at the target with a machine gun (a vastly overpowered tool for the job) and not hitting it once - this is a contender for the most Clarkson moment in his life.
Oh god yeah the three have said top gear will carry on but they wont very soon they're getting too old i know that days coming and i know top gear will never be the same without them.
All 3 are the best !!!!!! Lets face it the top gear we know and love would not be the same without all three of them. Even though janes isn't very funny he sets up the "the funny" for Jeremy and Richard he makes it easy to make fun out of him on purpose.
@@larsborgeryd934 actually, I was referring to the buses in India. As you probably know, all the drivers here are nuts, and the bus drivers are high and insane. I had the chance to drive one once, and immediately turned into a madman.
"I won a Top Gear event! YES!" I love how excited James was at the fact that he won a race against Jeremy! James going "Sod off Clarkson!" when he saw that he was close to the finish line just cracked me up!!!
***** there were times where german humor was awesome, like 10, 15 years ago... today the most of the german comedy movies are so trashy but thanks anyway :D
+lawl joden people like you are so immature. Clearly I was making a joke. My answer to you is no! I won't hang myself because I'm living a good life right now and I don't want someone like you to ruin it. I'll never sink down to your pathetic level.
I don't believe he can use a sniper rifle because he's right handed and his left eye is dominant (or something, don't know why he can't just lean his head over the stock but ok then)
Audis are fast but not practical. Have you ever tried changing a tire on an Audi? They make it way more difficult than it needs to be. They also jack up the prices of their parts.
cjoutdoors1991 in general - Germans make a lot of things more complicated than they need to be (though some are worse than others - I'm sure Audi is one offender) ... if you ever go to a Mercedes dealership (at least the ones I've been to) its an eye -opener ... with BMW it can be hit or miss - some dealership (car lots) are great and you feel like your money is appreciated... others aren't happy til they drain your bank (and even then they are still not happy - for some reason?).
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"But when you're in a hurry, you need one of THESE!"
*misses every single target*
To be fair it took him just a few seconds to miss every one.
+Hyperdrive shows just how incompetent the orangutan is :-)
And shoots down a tree
+Hyperdrive He had the Heckler and Cock XD
It's Bad Luck Jeremy!
haha i love how May is genuinely happy he has won : )
I find it annoying...lol
+Vuzuul "YES, YES, I'VE WON A TOPGEAR EVENT, YEEAS!" XD
+Andy Jung
too bad!
+Vuzuul JAMES MAY WON SOMETHING!!
+The Freebooter his third top gear challenge
I was mildly dissapointed Jeremy didnt pull out a big freaking 50.cal sniper rifle
+DragonBorn He could have taken MP5 fullgrown brother. H&K G3. it´s not like he are going to shoot at somthing a K away.
+DragonBorn Looks he was using the .22lr training conversion kit. Those targets would break taking a full power 9mm.
+Aleksandr Kamarov Well, apparently there is no need for the conversion kit when Jeremy is shooting since the target is not in any danger.
Or as James has put it: "The good thing about Jeremys shooting is, that you are perfectly safe as long as you stand right in front of the target!"
+Aleksandr Kamarov I doubt it's even that. It's probably firing blanks.
+Exploatores Might as well, since even a G3 would not have brought down that tree; what are the chances 30 rounds of 9mm would have?
James may is suspiciously good with the sniper rifle
"Sniper"
LOL
you mean a bb gun
BananaO O nope
You're missing the word "rifle" there, brother. And it's not really a sniper rifle. It's a BB gun with a scope.
Honestly I genuinely feel happy for may cuz he looked like he was having a ton of fun throughout the entire thing. Every shot of him in the car he’s smiling and stuff, very well done to him.
And then you have clarkson who was rushing through this like he had a big bear chasing him
"I WON A TOPGEAR EVENT YEEES!" ahahahahaha
Trexpass lol
It sounded like he had a voice crack but he didn’t
Trexpass That was the purest thing he’s ever said XD
6:36
Thx for the spoiler
Oscar Johansson you can always count on NPCs to spout out lines from the videos they have just seen like mindless muppets. Never read any comment section on youtube without fully watching a video first.
Wait a second... Captain slow won and he shot better?
J. Ackermann Statistically it had to happen some day
Well, slow and accurate is the best in sniping isn't it?
@@acquaintfate8579 There is a reason the military doesn't even bother with full auto mode on assault rifles anymore
Begotten, not exactly. It still has its applications in places like Suppression, even for common roles, not just SAWs.
@@itsgodnga Not if they want to hit anything. But supression tactics remain an invaluable asset to war and considering the amount of ammo wasted performing such tactics i mean that literally
Jeremy reminds me of a stormtrooper with that gun 😂
Marry Christmas nah fam an MG42
@Marry Christmas news for you: it's a star wars reference
Marry Christmas not the ww1 Germans 😂 the Star Wars ones
@@jackbarnett1965 r/wooosh
Actually the storm troopers had good aim. In ep 4 they missed on purpose to allow the team to escape and go back to the rebels, Vader reveals that a tracker was on the falcon. In episode 5 on cloud city their was a lot of cover and you'll notice that they pin down the group a couple of times. Then in ep 6 they were surprised by the ewoks so obviously they would be caught off guard and mostly killed, but then they start killing walks when they regain their composure.
The name's May... James May.
does he say that
R/Wooosh
never seen may so happy
This was the first time he'd beaten Clarkson on TV, so yeah. Great times.
+YourNightmar3 w/ rifle ;)
James May is super focused with his Gun As for Jeremy No
'And where as May uses the standard Biathlon .22 rifle, Clarkson opts for a H&K MP5 Sub machine gun. Because of course he does.'
lmao
Yuto Watanabe the MP5 that he can't even shoot. Here's Clarkson for ya
Well an MP5 could still hit those targets if he uses semi auto and exercise good marksmanship instead of mag dumping. An MP5 should be a piece of cake to control.
@betatalk357 Unfortunately for everyone else, it now is "developed". An MP5 in 22lr with only semiauto? What a piece of shit. A toy for kids for their first visit to the range. I wouldn't hunt caterpillars with it.
@betatalk357 The MP5 isn't exactly a precision arm...CQB is kind of its thing, compactness and automatic fire being key features. I can get behind 22lr for tactical training, I guess. Might as well use an AEG, though. And I think the whole notion of a real gun being dumbed down specifically for the plinking market is absurd.
@betatalk357 These are all so niche, Christ wept. Like, I'm not saying there isn't a market for it. I'm saying I think it's a shit squirt gun :^) As far as home invasion mag dump, surely, a Glock with up to 33 9mm goodbye kisses is a better option?
I've never seen James more competitive and exited in my life
The power of “Golden snow”
4:15 Wow. Jeremy actually called his wife on the job. LOLOLOL
*former wife, now.
So weird him saying "thanks"
@@Zak-ob5ze she fine
James May or James Bond? goddamn
May
Nicer shirt
+muskatDR this just made my day 😂
+Grant V
No, James Bond is a dunce by comparison with May ;)
May
Did you just compare yourself to James Hunt?
Yes.
Well I wish you had the same heart rate as him.
Shooting at the target with a machine gun (a vastly overpowered tool for the job) and not hitting it once - this is a contender for the most Clarkson moment in his life.
Everyone says how much they hate Jerermy Clarkson but in reality if he stopped presenting top gear no one would watch it.
Oh god yeah the three have said top gear will carry on but they wont very soon they're getting too old i know that days coming and i know top gear will never be the same without them.
No actually he's my least favourite. He always tries to be funny and fails whereas Jeremy and James are genuinely funny.
OliP007 Richard has some really funny one-liners. But that's about it. James and Jeremy are the cryptically old and hilarious duo.
Richard Hammond is the BEST!
All 3 are the best !!!!!! Lets face it the top gear we know and love would not be the same without all three of them. Even though janes isn't very funny he sets up the "the funny" for Jeremy and Richard he makes it easy to make fun out of him on purpose.
May seems very satisfied with his victory.
You know the losers forfeit, right?
Jeremy, I'd learnt my lesson, misses all targets tree falls over
+Noah Eckersley Lloyd Beacuse top gear wants you to buy the DVD
+Noah Eckersley Lloyd Oh wow! What a great comment! It's almost as if we watched the same video!
Well he did shoot something 😂
+daxter740 Lol doubt there were real bullets in that gun, probably blanks but the humor is still funny nonetheless
Noah 360 if ur shooting at long range with full automatic fire, burst yout shots to increase accuracy!
I've never seen this kind of driving from Captain Slow before. xD
Aww james was so happy when he won 😆
That's the happiest I've ever seen James
The happiness in James voice at the end when he wins is awesome well deserved victory May!
Seeing James May having the time of his life makes me happy
4:57 - Well that is the Clarkson family Christmas tree sorted for another year at least
i've never seen james so happy in top gear
Awwww, I was hoping Clarkson would bring a .50 cal rifle.
M82 Baratt would have been great, right
Personally I think an Lmg or Rpg would be good
RPG ofc.
Robert Bunting M202A2. How about that one ?
i thought he would call an airstrike
"Never has a volvo been driven like this before"
Welcome to the Norwegian countryside, Clarkson..
Haha " a Volvo has never been driven like this" i don't think he knows about the Volvo 740 at the winters in sweden lol
So true 😂
Or a 240 in Norway haha
@Jakob Ekholm haha vafan man dra ju brehäng vart man än kan
this would actually make a fun sport to watch needing good rally driving skills and shooting skills
STEVIE WONDER COULD HAVE DONE BETTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Because Stevie Wonder would have had the sense to use the select fire and not just dump the magazine downrange on full auto.
@@Zombiewithabowtie no shit sherlock
i dont get the joke
@@kamilkuczynski3481 stevie wonder is a famous blind musician
''Never has a volvo been driven like this''
Well.... go to sweden at winter and you will understand that you couldn't have been more wrong.
You're all racing your Volvos to the limit on the school run are you?
David probably
usually May is like "oh cock ! " this time he was smiling all the way. even when he was stuck he was still confident. well done May.
I'd never suspect that May is such a sniper.
"Never has a Volvo been driven like this before". You've obviously never seen me drive.
Yaaa like evrey Volvo guy in sweden have driven like that
@@larsborgeryd934 actually, I was referring to the buses in India. As you probably know, all the drivers here are nuts, and the bus drivers are high and insane. I had the chance to drive one once, and immediately turned into a madman.
Generously buttered ALCO How the fuck is someone supposed to know that, you’re referring to the buses in India??
Ikr
@@tahaqadir2485 it worked both ways, as a joke to others, and a personal experience. These are not mutually exclusive, no need to get uppity.
"Stevie Wonder couldve done better!" I died.
"i learned my lesson this time" still fires full-automatic
"I won a Top Gear event! YES!" I love how excited James was at the fact that he won a race against Jeremy! James going "Sod off Clarkson!" when he saw that he was close to the finish line just cracked me up!!!
Did any one else feel really happy in there heart from the joy James expressed when he won
british humor is one of the best humor ever :DD better than american xD greetings from germany
Any humor is better than American humor
nah the old american movies are funny too but all this adam sandler and cameron diaz romantic comedy movies are just baaaaaaaad
John Marston I dont think anyone in america likes those movies either lol
John Marston German humour is not bad either! Greetings from Denmark
***** there were times where german humor was awesome, like 10, 15 years ago... today the most of the german comedy movies are so trashy but thanks anyway :D
Real or not, what a great production. Camera moving, montage, music just 10/10 haven't seen Hollywood movie like this for a while. Fantastic job BBC!
lol Jeremy sure loves the guns. Then again, an MP5 will bring a smile to anyone's face.
Call of duty 4
shananagans5 The perfect gun to spam through a crowd of stupid players
3:46 is definitely one of my favorite scenes in this clip. Just that evil laugh is perfect. Haha
Captain Slow beats the Orangutan !!
I don't think a sub machine gun can take down a evergreen tree with less than a magazine.
I don't think Clarkson fired less than a magazine.
That's because it was staged. The tree was pre cut and felled by hand.
TriplePlay What if it wasn't an off camera Olympic athlete but an off camera nobody dude with good marksman skills?
ofcourse it can't, its just a joke
XD I love how happy James is at the end. "I WON A TOP GEAR EVENT!!" Hahaha
Im always intrigued about how capable the Q7 is offroad in the snow at least.
Ah mate, the look on James' face when he won. Well done May!
1:50 CS 1.6 MP5 in a nutshell
0:46 americans when they're told to measure stuff but not use the imperial units
His genuine happiness always makes me happy
XD I love may's reaction at the end
4:16 the camera man laughed. 😁
I love how excited James is here! Compared to when he's usually doing an event with Jeremy 😂
Can't beat Audi! Vorsprung Durch Technik! Well done Captain Slow!
Thumbnail= Battlefield 5 front cover! DO IT!
+lawl joden people like you are so immature. Clearly I was making a joke. My answer to you is no! I won't hang myself because I'm living a good life right now and I don't want someone like you to ruin it. I'll never sink down to your pathetic level.
+TheGamingFox Indeed I do!
lawl joden I see you removed your comment. I guess I was right...
+wrestlingisawesome21 That's a pretty cringy and immature joke. You make me ashamed to be a Battlefield fan.
Ellie TLOU no
Lost it when the tree fell XD
Amazing race!
I don't know why but I like Jeremy's "Come on !" at the beginning 😃
Its the first time for captain slow to win an event he's happy
2:05 Did they forget to mention that's most effective at close range and not med-long range? nobody? Well it makes good content
Dear BBC
please please please ! bring these old chaps back to the show ...:)
evilgel666 they will never come back. Besides, they got their own show now.
1:56 I heard Hector & Cock, cuz it is something that Clarkson would say haha
6:30 never seen James that enthusiastic
this has to be the most enthusiastic noises I've ever heard James make
good for James. He won a race for the first time. Good job captain slow
30 rounds of 9mm can cut down a tree=top gear logic
It was a joke clearly... it is to emphasis he sucks at shooting.
Stick to minecraft. Stay in your basement.
it was quite obvious it was a joke and i don't have a basement so how could i possible stay in there
bryn hughes Mean't your basement in Minecraft.
oh....ok fair enough
bryn hughes hahaha good on yer for taking the lighter side of the joke! ;)
"Five out of Five Volvo Man" 😂😂😂
CONGRATULATIONS MAY..... You are pretty good w/ a gun but surprisingly fast driving in the snow.
Even though Jeremy missed his targets. He got to mag dump an MP5 on automatic. That’s a win in its own.
The ending was the happiest I have ever seen [the one who won, don't want to spoil it].
This is the first time ever I've seen James NOT driving a Volvo for a competition lol. And Jeremy IS?? Blasphemy.
"YES, YES! I've won in Top Gear event!" Hahaha
1:38 Song is wake up by Rage against the machine
'TREEES!!'
Smashes into a fence
Deforesting
'Lets call Jeremy Clarkson!'
(6:06) James: SOD of Clarkson!
LMAO
5:30 oh no! anyway…
Jeremy should have been taking a sniper... Or maybe a rocket launcher?
+ChrissDoesRUclips if he had nuked the whole area, the target would have been the only thing still standing afterwards.
Well... Ok, I guess you're right :D
He needs a hammer.
I don't believe he can use a sniper rifle because he's right handed and his left eye is dominant (or something, don't know why he can't just lean his head over the stock but ok then)
"Trigger discipline" is apparently a phrase jeremy has never heard.
While regular people press the accelerator to speed up, Jeremy Clarkson simply yells "poweeer!"
James was actually doing things fast, the way he shoveled the snow to get the car out haha
"who are you?"
"May, James May."
6:00 very impressive un-stucking by James :)
Note to Jezzer, never bring a sledgehammer (MP5) when a scalpel is required.LOL
This is Jeremy we're talking about...
Be glad he didn't bring a pig!
-Uses the weapon equivalent of a Toyota Prius
-Misses every shot
-Confused unga bunga
The exicited and happy face of james when he won is just priceless
I have never seen James so happy xD
Heckler & Cock... really?
+WeyounLP it's Heckler & koch.
That's how Koch is pronounced.
Tres Todd Thanks captain obvious.
The Thing is, clarkson likes to Insult german stuff >_>
But if Koch is pronounced like that in english...
Doesn't matter how you say it - Jeremy needs to re-zero his weapon.
***** Nope its not. It would be pronounced like that in english, but it isnt english.
'I won in top gear event' LOL
The thing about Jeremy's shooting is: you are perfectly safe as long as you stand right in front of the target!
He seemed exceptionally excited to have won. Im happy for him
Watching James so happy he won just puts a smile on my face
That Audi - still a full 3% uglier than a troll.
True, but that's a general problem of SUVs.
Well I think the Audi looks actually better than the Volvo...
Sunthaz No, just German SUVs.
Its a heavy big weight too
Well it could be worse.
It could look 15% uglier than a troll like most yankee über SUVs (Escalade for example).
First event James may has won. Go James!
It's amazing how competitive they are
2:13 that kids is why you don't use full auto, use 2 or 3 round burst or semi
Clarkson should use Sten gun
hahahah "stevie wonder could have done better" . hahaha. of course the q7 is better.
No the Volvo is better ! And the all new Volvo XC90 is much better than this one !
Audis are fast but not practical. Have you ever tried changing a tire on an Audi? They make it way more difficult than it needs to be. They also jack up the prices of their parts.
TheXtraMan ...A modern day BMW offroader? Yeah, no.
cjoutdoors1991 in general - Germans make a lot of things more complicated than they need to be (though some are worse than others - I'm sure Audi is one offender) ... if you ever go to a Mercedes dealership (at least the ones I've been to) its an eye -opener ... with BMW it can be hit or miss - some dealership (car lots) are great and you feel like your money is appreciated... others aren't happy til they drain your bank (and even then they are still not happy - for some reason?).
I have a special q7
Jeremy what does it feels like getting beaten by captain slow XD
How did Jeremy not only miss every target, but also shoot enough to knock a tree over 😂
this is the most close call I've ever seen. I was so hyped