Houses that look like show houses give me the creeps. Show me some clutter! I’m not talking about mess like trash and stuff all over the floor but have a few things shoved in a corner or a counter that’s covered in paraphernalia please! Picture perfect houses aren’t inviting and don’t feel homey
I feel for your mom. Everytime we have guests and have to clean the flat my boyfriend starts organizing his drawer were he keeps his payed bills. WHY!??!?!
every time my mom starts to panic abt the house being “dirty” i just shout “we cant let people know we SIT” and it makes her laugh so hard she relaxes abt it
Still one of my favorite videos . Back when this first posted my daughter showed me this while getting ready for company. I was already yelling and starting to spin. I laughed so hard because I was able to see myself. I promised to relax and we had the absolute BEST time. I still get a gentle reminder sometimes. small voice: "Mom, you're starting to spin".
@@JT-sl6dh Me too! It's even funnier for me because my grandmother (my mom's mom lived with us) and she would take the couch cushions OFF of the couch when we didn't have company.
Guys, HERE is The ORIGINAL Semitic Text, YOU NEED TO READ THIS YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
“We’re gonna have to go into the witness protection program folks!” Genuinely me everytime anyone comes over. The WORST are the ones who just rock up without notice.
Ugh, the ones who rock up without notice! 😖 We rent from my mother-in-law (would NOT recommend). She lives elsewhere, but she still receives mail here and she has a key, so she shows up randomly when we're not even home to "pick up her mail" and sneak-attack judge the state of the house. It's cheap rent, but I gotta get TF outa here.
My mom always has a mental breakdown. The day starts ok, everyone's happily cleaning and lalala, then slowly she starts to morph into a force to be reckoned with.
my mom did the same thing on our Disney World trip 2 years ago, While we were at Epcot she started freaking out because she was hangry and "needed" coffee but since I hadn't been to Epcot in 10 years I forgot where the building that we were going to eat at was. Then she had breakfast and she was fine.
One time I cleaned for my daughter's friend to come over. I thought I swept and mopped well, but apparently not, bc her friend commented that her feet were getting dirty walking around. She was like 7 years old at the time so I don't think she was trying to be shady or rude. But I was just so humiliated thinking her parents won't let her come over anymore because apparently our house is filthy, nomatter how hard I tried to clean. Indeed, she hasn't been over since. You don't know how hard it is being a mom. People are so judgmental.
Even scarier... you'll open your mouth one day and your mother's voice will come out. I remember the first time I told someone, "If everyone does a little, no one has to do a lot." It was at that time I realized I wasn't exactly like my mother, I was worse!!
It's just as comforting, as it is disconcerting, know there are so many dysfunctional mom's out there. Mine used to wake me up in the middle of the night to clean and yell at me.
I’ve worked with families for years as a personal assistant/home organizer/occasional housekeeper and I send this to my clients every Christmas for a bit of levity 😂 the amount of pressure people put on themselves to impress others is insane!
The statement “There can’t be any signs of living in this house.” Is so accurate to what my mom is like when we’re preparing for guests. This video is so accurate and that makes it funnier
It's because people also now a day's are so damn judgemental...So I guess people wanna please them lol...I always tell people if you don't like it,dont come by
EGOT - I'll buy the Netflix/Hulu/Amazon for the Emmy, the album for the Grammy, I'll buy a night of a whole movie theater, and I'll rent a Broadway stage - @ChrisFleming you are genius!
Our shoe rack is right next to the washer dryer, so every damn time I do laundry I'm always tripping over shoes. It's like insult to injury. Here I am doing everyone's laundry and they can't even have the common decency to *PuT 'eM iN tHe CuBbIeS!!!!*
I really love "..in ONE minute!" line, it's like a universal threat. I'm pretty sure everyone's crazy parent has said this at least once when it comes to cleaning!
They have filmed like 30+ episodes with this character for their web series 'Gayle', I'm pretty sure the cameraman is used to his antics by now and can keep it in :)
My mom literally repaints the house when my aunt from Germany visits- EVERY TIME. Last time we power washed the house and reupholstered the furniture. I always joke that the only way she would be crazier is if she just rebuilds the house from scratch the weekend before their visit to ensure everything would be perfect.
Honestly this never gets old and every time I watch it I uncover more gems. This time it was "ok how does it feel, you wanna walk around the store?" When she put the shoe back on the chair. An underrated moment in my opinion.
@@enryhuit6010 the character is a typical middle-aged mom, that is why they say "she." Chris from what I see identifies irl as male. Kinda like how Bart Simpson is referred to as "he" but the person who voices him is actually a woman.
jester: soooo i have a leetle surprise for you mister the gentleman! my mom, you know, the ruby of the sea, she’s going to come visit you today! (you can reply to this message)” the gentleman: “.....fuck”
My family LIVED this every time a particular friend of my mother's was coming over😂 The prep event actually had a battle cry we all recognized. In fact, each of my siblings and I passed it on to the next generation...used for those very special guests😉 ☺️
We once arrived a few minutes too early and since it was cold, we asked if we could come in. The husband let us in and the wife shrieked; 'No, wait!' and was still vacuuming the kitchen. She closed the door and he sat us down and we waited until the noise stopped. She hid the hoover out of sight and ran out, fixing her hair in the toilet. And I know someone else (but that's a guy) who basically grabs anything within reach and stuffs it into his cabinets. Whether they belong there or not. And then you can never open them again, because god knows what you might find.
WATCH MORE GAYLE: ruclips.net/video/ZdPdiQNWDeY/видео.html
Is Gayle over forever?
O he y
WHERES MY FAMILY!!????
Chris Fleming wow
omg this is a mood - i need you to collab with joanna ceddia she recommended you
*my mom didn’t give consent to be recorded*
or my grandma XD
@@princessthyemis omg you are this persons child
@@FirstNameLastName-qb4jc lmao
Lol!
Jesus is King
"We can't let people know we SIT!"
"WE NEED TO CLEAN THE HOUSE." "NOW NOW PEOPLE"
By the way I'm new in YOUTUB so maybe you don't know me.
Kitty Kadenza welcome to RUclips
Kitty Kadenza Bruh stfu no one knows yo ass
Sebastian Michaelis dude chill. No reason to go off
kills me every time, my whole family is like this, the source of my hypervigilance
*whereS MY F AM I L Y*
*_*spins violently_**
That part kills me everytime. 🤣
HAHAHA family not found
her shirt was trippy af to look at @_@
ramaziliveslife lmao right? That arm action
Hahahaha spinning out of control hahahaa
being an adult means going from laughing at this to uncomfortably recognizing yourself in it
Yes, it's funny until you realize you have turned into your mother 😂😂😳
I turned into this when looking for my Mario game.
The “this is a dish towel. We need a hand towel” was like looking into a mirror 😅
As an adult I disagree entirely lol, I clean the parts people are supposed to go. If they go somewhere they’re not supposed to, that’s their problem
No, that's just being a neurotic female taking every opportunity to take her neuroses out on innocent people.
"WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!"
*frantically spins in circles*
lapaho ok let's be real. This is 100% me at the grocery store.
xxAceXPxx same
And
lapaho ok you beat me to it.
We've left because YOU ARE INSANE!
I read this as it happened and lost it.
I legit like this comment as soon as that scene popped up.
“There can’t be any sign of living in this house.” So true! Lol
purpletetrisdragon bruh why did I read this right when she/he said it...?!🤣🤣
If there weren’t any signs of living, wouldn’t the place be dusty? 🤔
Haha my mom has always said that
Houses that look like show houses give me the creeps. Show me some clutter! I’m not talking about mess like trash and stuff all over the floor but have a few things shoved in a corner or a counter that’s covered in paraphernalia please! Picture perfect houses aren’t inviting and don’t feel homey
Me every time. No shame lol
“the chair needs to be pushed in. there must be no sign of LIVING here!” 😂👏🏼
jimin_has_no_jams _ "we can't let people know we SIT!!!"
joonie bunz “WE NEED TO GO INTO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM FOLKS”
Hahaha
ARMY
ARMY! And "PUT IT IN THE CUBBY!!! *
“Welcome to the Waters-Waters House.”
Because gayle and her husband had the same last name but she insisted on hyphenating it anyway.
And you just KNOW her's is the one that goes first
@@Azul721This made me almost spit out my bagel. Goddamn you're funny. 😂😂
Yay at making fun of women who don't feel like just an extension of the random useIess maIe they marry.
@@cilantroisbetterthanparsleyThat’s a joke, bud. Perhaps unclench and go touch some grass.
@@JadeStone860 It's misogyny, bud. Perhaps unclench and touch some grass instead of attacking women.
We
Can't
Let
People
Know
We
SIT!!!!!!!
Every manager in food service
Mom?
W
C
L
P
K
W
S
WAAAAH!!
this is my mom about half an hour before people come over
meanwhile my dad is somewhere cleaning out a drawer for no reason
lmao!!! true
OMG that is my parents to a T 😂😂
I feel for your mom. Everytime we have guests and have to clean the flat my boyfriend starts organizing his drawer were he keeps his payed bills. WHY!??!?!
Omg, my husband is doing this RIGHT NOW. Meanwhile I'm holding a vacuum, freaking out.
and youtubing ;)
every time my mom starts to panic abt the house being “dirty” i just shout “we cant let people know we SIT” and it makes her laugh so hard she relaxes abt it
Oh that’s genius! XD And a nice way to ease the stress.
Why can't you just type "about"? Is it that hard? What's next? "tho"?
@@ATalkingBadgerGaming 🤣🤣 what is happening? why you comin after me for how i type? if you must know, i do use ‘tho’.
Oh man my mom would kill me for that one 😂
This video is so classic
Seen after, when company finally arrives:
Gayle: "Sorry for the mess..."
I'm just here for "we can't let people know WE SIIIIIT!"
My fave line after: Mary if you haven't made your bed THROW IT OUT we haven't got time to make it now.
I bust out laughing every time at that line. I can replay it over and over and not get tired of it XD
Your welcome for 1k 😂 lol
I thought it was "we can't let people know we're *FAT* "
The only thing he missed was filming the sound of slamming kitchen cabinets reverberating across the entire house.
Yesssssss. Me.
My mom at 5am
OMG YES!
Damn i'm from the completely different part of the world but it is completely same, are all the mothers same? 😲
I can literally hear this comment 🤧
is nobody gonna point out how accurate his hair is
THANK YOU! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed
nana na YEESS
nana na are*
Nishtha Sagar *is
Nishtha Sagar are?
Screaming with the vacuum cleaner is why I come back here all the time. And the spinning “where’s my family”
I died at that part Lmao
“David can we get the lesbian plant out of here” LMAO😂😂😂
Raina Fugate m
Raina Fugate yeSSS
I was the 1000th like
I died 😂😂
I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT OMG
The funniest part about this is the fact that the house looked spotless when the video started 😂
😂
Not spotless enough to make people not know that they SIT!
Even tho the house is spotless moms will make sure you know it's a "pigsty"
That's just how moms are. Looks spotless? *No it ain't*
But the pillows weren't PLUMPED
*"David can we get the lesbian plant out of here"* oh my god i'm never seeing orchids the same way again
buddy you're gonna lose your mind when you find out what the word orchid means
The Falling Dream it just mess as me a flowering flower is there another meaning? If there is do tell.
Xander Preece it’s latin meaning is “testicle plant” because the root looks like a ...well you get the picture
Simions oh... well that’s just great
This is my mom when she have visiter
Still one of my favorite videos . Back when this first posted my daughter showed me this while getting ready for company. I was already yelling and starting to spin. I laughed so hard because I was able to see myself. I promised to relax and we had the absolute BEST time. I still get a gentle reminder sometimes. small voice: "Mom, you're starting to spin".
My son will say “We can’t let them know we SIT!” And makes me laugh every time.
The poor dog is staying away in the other room! He knows something weird is going on😂
Well you rock for being able to laugh at yourself and not take things too seriously. You must mean a lot to your daughter.
😂😂😂
I am here watching the video because i needed to show MY mom for this exact reason lol, it helps ground you 😅
"Get rid of the couches! We can't let people know we SIT!" I die laughing every time! 😂😂😂
KevcolaTV it’s the best line imo 😂😂
i feel the hellish pterodactyl screech in my over-wrought high-strung soul
@@JT-sl6dh Me too! It's even funnier for me because my grandmother (my mom's mom lived with us) and she would take the couch cushions OFF of the couch when we didn't have company.
THESE COUCHES ARE FOR LOOKING AT
I cry a little every time. We had a family party at my place and before everyone arrived I caught my dad hiding the fucking cushions! IN MY HOUSE! 😂
the realest part is the little dog looking at the scene in confusion
I love that lol
The dog is me in this situation.
I just noticed the dog when I read that
Not even in confusion just in like... exhaustion. like this is a normal day for him
Wait where’s the dog?
"THIS IS A DISH TOWEL, WE NEED A HAND TOWEL, WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS?!"
I'm a goner😂😂
That's me... I'm almost embarrassed xd
Jesus is King
somebody catch my breath
i wanna be known by you
Guys, HERE is The ORIGINAL Semitic Text, YOU NEED TO READ THIS
YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
“We’re gonna have to go into the witness protection program folks!” Genuinely me everytime anyone comes over. The WORST are the ones who just rock up without notice.
Ugh, the ones who rock up without notice! 😖 We rent from my mother-in-law (would NOT recommend). She lives elsewhere, but she still receives mail here and she has a key, so she shows up randomly when we're not even home to "pick up her mail" and sneak-attack judge the state of the house. It's cheap rent, but I gotta get TF outa here.
I want this place looking like a new Mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon
+Erin Janus Absolutely MY favorite line!
+Erin Janus That was the best!! LOL
Erin Janus like Disney on Ice
I saw this as soon as it was said lol.
Erin Janus *turns on vacuum* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“I need these pillows looking like microwaved popcorn bags THREE MINUTES DEEP!”
I love this so much!! 🤣🤣🤣
me too...it was a hoot!
It was “ i need these pillows looking PUMPED. i need these pillows looking FLUFFED”
@@fjn4689 the line they were referencing actually comes at the very end of the vid! but both are hysterical :)
This comment section is like watching the video all over again.
Luna Limi ikr
Lol
Liked this comment right after I left a comment quoting my favorite line lolz.
Luna Limi oof too accurate xD
Yeah. Videos this popular attract a lot of uncreative people.
My mom always has a mental breakdown. The day starts ok, everyone's happily cleaning and lalala, then slowly she starts to morph into a force to be reckoned with.
Hahaha. 😂 I can totally picture it.
my mom did the same thing on our Disney World trip 2 years ago, While we were at Epcot she started freaking out because she was hangry and "needed" coffee but since I hadn't been to Epcot in 10 years I forgot where the building that we were going to eat at was. Then she had breakfast and she was fine.
My mom gets so angry and cranky when she cleans like… woman, nobody is forcing you to clean anything. Calm down! 😂😂😵💫
Have you shown her this video though 🤣🤣❤
@Sabrina- please don’t tell me you said that to her. I’d be dead if I did that!
I have never seen a more accurate visualization of my brain when having anxiety/panic attack
the most insightful comment here
So
True
Though
Me: “Hey mom my friends are coming over “
My mom:
Relatable
One time I cleaned for my daughter's friend to come over. I thought I swept and mopped well, but apparently not, bc her friend commented that her feet were getting dirty walking around. She was like 7 years old at the time so I don't think she was trying to be shady or rude. But I was just so humiliated thinking her parents won't let her come over anymore because apparently our house is filthy, nomatter how hard I tried to clean. Indeed, she hasn't been over since. You don't know how hard it is being a mom. People are so judgmental.
“Terry if you haven’t made your bed throw it away! It’s too late to make it now!” This gets me for some reason 😂
The captions are wrong. It’s Terry. If you watch the series, you’ll see that Gayle has a daughter named Terry.
🤣🤣🤣
Saaaame its this line
Me too!!! I actually laughed really loudly
It's the thought of Terry throwing his bed out the window🤣🤣🤣🤣
my flatmates and i are fairly clean people but everytime a friend visits im like I WANT THE PILLOWS TO LOOK LIKE MICROWAVED POPCORN BAGS
3 minutes DEEP
🤣🤣🤣
I used to laugh at this thinking it was my mom and then I moved in with my boyfriend and realized I’m the same way now. Help.
It gets worse when you buy a house 😂😂😂
Or have kids
Even scarier... you'll open your mouth one day and your mother's voice will come out. I remember the first time I told someone, "If everyone does a little, no one has to do a lot." It was at that time I realized I wasn't exactly like my mother, I was worse!!
Jessica Bickley Omg YES! The first time I heard “many hands make work light” come out of my mouth I knew it was over 😂 I AM my mother lol
@@iLitAfuseiCantStop Oh my goodness! It's terrifying, isn't it?!
“Okay, how does it feel? You wanna walk around the store?” when putting the shoe back on the chair is THE most underrated line. lmao
*queue slow fade to black and white and The Sound of Silence.
@@DesiAndTodd I think it's supposed to be like when a parent takes a kid shoe shopping and makes them walk around to see if it fits well lol
Get in your butternut squash.
OMFG!! I’ve watched this at least a dozen times and have never noticed that line 🤣🤣🤣 so good!!
@@HalloweenQueen420 Same! There’s so much chaos, it’s easy to miss, maybe? Either way, I’m grateful!! 😂🤣😂
I love how he occasionally screams the last word at the end of his sentences
495 *NORTHH*
I’m pretty sure I rewatch this every Thanksgiving
SAMEE HAHAHA
Literally me right now
The worst part is u know when people call and ur moms like "sorry it's such a mess I wasn't expecting company"😂😂😂
Saoirse Hamilton and then she turns and gives you “The look”™️
And the house is looking more like a showroom ...
*I WANT THESE THINGS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVEABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP*
😭😂😂😂😂
You forgot vigorously mopping while being close to tears the entire time
Me. Had a breakdown this week because we are hosting a party. Now I’m laughing. I needed to watch this again. It never gets old.
The dog sitting solemnly in the background really sells it for me
When this video first came out, i thought "omg it's my mom"
Now, i realize this is me
Patricia Peaden saaaaame lol
🤣😂🤣😂 🤔🤔 oh wait... it is definitely me too!
fuckin same
I feel this on a deep level 💀😭😂😂😂
Same.
“Ok Cinderella, get in your butternut squash and get to third with the prince because you’ve got to go to the ball” omg that’s such a good line
I got to that line in the video while I was reading this.
@@merlinwoodland7172 ME TOO
Thank you for writing that out, now I understand all the nuances. I missed "Get to third with the prince." 😂
Because of this I have “Cinderella Mondays” for the weekly chores😂
*how did u get this footage of my mom*
Don't mean all of our mothers
Or mine?
It's just as comforting, as it is disconcerting, know there are so many dysfunctional mom's out there. Mine used to wake me up in the middle of the night to clean and yell at me.
You mean my dad?
Ikr like this is my parents any time even my brother’s gf comes over
I’ve worked with families for years as a personal assistant/home organizer/occasional housekeeper and I send this to my clients every Christmas for a bit of levity 😂 the amount of pressure people put on themselves to impress others is insane!
i had a director who absolutely loved this and sometimes she’d shout just randomly “ CAN WE GET THIS LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE “
That's hilarious! A film director or student director?
@Doge Maverick so do you!!!
baby child
i’m the 665 like ;) whO’s gOnnA bE thE luckY onE
Ash
ikr lmfao
The statement “There can’t be any signs of living in this house.” Is so accurate to what my mom is like when we’re preparing for guests. This video is so accurate and that makes it funnier
Jolan Hutchinson YEAH MOOD
It's because people also now a day's are so damn judgemental...So I guess people wanna please them lol...I always tell people if you don't like it,dont come by
This is iconic. He gave his heart and soul to this Oscar worthy performance.
mistaken identity tbh I just assumed it was male acting as female, but I do apologize if I’m mistaken
@mistaken identity Idk about pronouns but I think they might be nonbinary... there's a video "addressing" that
@@taliag09 he's a cis guy. he has said he's lgbt but i cannot figure out specifics for the life of me
EGOT - I'll buy the Netflix/Hulu/Amazon for the Emmy, the album for the Grammy, I'll buy a night of a whole movie theater, and I'll rent a Broadway stage - @ChrisFleming you are genius!
peri HOLY SHIT PERI WHAT UP
"if you haven't made your bed, throw it away. It's too late to make it now." gets me every. damn. time.
This clip is from Chris Fleming's Gayle series. The entire series is just as hilarious as this!!
Thank you!!
Kristen Pierce Yeah I've been watching the series! It's Amazing!! 😂
Omg that was so amazing I'm so happy I found your videos :D
I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute!!
; oh my god 😂😂😂.
XD
I need those things looking *F L U F F E D*
pyrrhichos I feel like I see your comments in so many videos...
Like microwavable popcorn!
This has been my mom the past few months cause we are selling our house. The "we cant let people know we live here" was the most accurate line oml
I am selling the house now and my kids just sent me this video! I can’t stop laughing! This is what I sound like too!
“The middle chair in the middle spot. You can tell because the grain is near down the middle. Looks like we’re 495 NORTH!” 😂😂
* throws pillow in windowsill *
* travels to different dimension and back *
"WHO PUT THE PILLOW THERE"
MissRandomComment that’s literally my mum 😭
LITERALLY MY MOTHERRR!!! 🤣🤣
*PUT EM' IN THE CUBBIES*
ToasterDraws HE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ HIS COMMENT LMAO
Jenshook •.• SAME
“PUt 'eM in tHe cUbBies" lol gets me everytime
Same it makes me laugh sooo hard that I can breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Our shoe rack is right next to the washer dryer, so every damn time I do laundry I'm always tripping over shoes. It's like insult to injury. Here I am doing everyone's laundry and they can't even have the common decency to *PuT 'eM iN tHe CuBbIeS!!!!*
"Carrie if you haven't made your bed THROW IT AWAY it's too late to make it now"
That's my favorite line.
+Brian Badonde I heard harry lol
+eatanentireass I heard mary
It's terry. If you watch the other episodes it's her daughters name.
Cristina Thompson Her? I thought it was a man dressed up? Oh god, that sounded incredibly rude. Apologies
"Get rid of the couches. We can't let people know we *SIT*"
I lost it at " Okay Cinderella, get in your butternut squash and get to third with the prince because you need to get to the ball."
xD Agreed.
Dude you have TABINOF is your pic you are awesome.
Fandom Fan Lol thanks
“Okay how does it feel? You wanna walk around the store?” IM WHEEZING
Who filmed my mother?
"There cannot be any sign of living in this house." -My Mom like 6 hours before anything
I showed this to my mother and she sobbed laughing because she knows she's just like this.
Eilonwy I so related to this video! 😂
From a true Latino mother seeing this....she laughed soooooo hard when he said “There can’t be any sign of living in this house” because it’s true 🤣
My mom is Black, and: SAME! 😂😂😂
" I don't care if we have to throw everything out. I want this place looking like a new Mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon" 🤣🤣
You know, something I kind of love about Gayle is that her mannerisms and voice are more masculine than Chris’s real life way of speaking 😂
Gayle would think Chris was a little bitch
Oh hey look I found my best friend in the comments
This was an accident
Oh I thought that was a man
Wait...this is a women?! Cool
"We need more birdfeeders, i need a birdfeeder in every window"
That's my house ngl
that and seashells on the doorknobs lol
*My mother in a nutshell*
Your profile pic
Bugaboox my mom is way worse it’s like having an army of that.... EVERY CHRISTMAS... S.O.S
Its worse for me because my mother has the worse OCD in the world
Natsuki's Wife I feel you
Bugaboox ARMY
The chairs need to be pushed in there CANNOT BE ANY SIGN OF LIVING IN THIS HOUSE!
it's so funny as the child of a mom like this because that's what it feels like you're doing, make it look like there is no sign of living! 😜
That is my fave part!! Lol
"Oh great! The pony shoe came off!" That's one of the best! 😂
+Anais Connelly thats my favee
The middle chair is in the middle spot because u can tell the grain is in the middle pointing NORTH
I really love "..in ONE minute!" line, it's like a universal threat. I'm pretty sure everyone's crazy parent has said this at least once when it comes to cleaning!
And so a video was made that could bring together people of all races, political affiliations and religion.
This is what we need to show at UN meetings. *bam* instant world piece
How the camera person keeps it in, idk
I was wondering the same thing... Haha 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻🖐🏻
+Annie Clifton probably why there are so many edits, cameraman was losing it
They have filmed like 30+ episodes with this character for their web series 'Gayle', I'm pretty sure the cameraman is used to his antics by now and can keep it in :)
Nabzarella Dare Oh yeah, I've watched most of his episodes but this is is an absolute gem.
How was HE not losing it!
i think the real hero of the story is the cameraperson for keeping it together the entire time
Right I'd fall over 🤣🤣☠
Facts!
And the curious dog 😂
The best line is “if your bed is not made through it away, it is too late now!!”
🤣🤣🤣! YAS
“The middle chair in the middle spot you can tell because the grain is here right down the middle”
Whyyyyy is this so relatable 😂👏🏽
Right!? 😅
My mom literally repaints the house when my aunt from Germany visits- EVERY TIME. Last time we power washed the house and reupholstered the furniture. I always joke that the only way she would be crazier is if she just rebuilds the house from scratch the weekend before their visit to ensure everything would be perfect.
why does she do that?
If this is all true, your mom has too much time on her hands imo.
It’s because she’s german and all germans are notorious cleaners (@ my whole german family)
Chauntel Burpee that's such a lie 😂
Don't give her ideas
get rid of the couches, we can't let people know we SIIIITTTT
Ashton Vollenweider
XD
I come back to this video more and more through the years. It actually calms me when I'm prepping for guests 🤣🤣❤❤ Thank you so much for this.
Honestly this never gets old and every time I watch it I uncover more gems. This time it was "ok how does it feel, you wanna walk around the store?" When she put the shoe back on the chair. An underrated moment in my opinion.
@@enryhuit6010 well idk how they present every day but they're playing a female character here so I said she
I didnt even notice 🤣🤣🤣
Ok Cinderella, get in your butternut squash and get to third with the prince because you got to go to the ball!
@@enryhuit6010 why can’t we just have an androgynous character? Why do people feel the need to paste a gender identity on everyone?
@@enryhuit6010 the character is a typical middle-aged mom, that is why they say "she." Chris from what I see identifies irl as male.
Kinda like how Bart Simpson is referred to as "he" but the person who voices him is actually a woman.
Me: *Breaths*
My mom: *Oh my god look at the mess you just made?!??*
Cear Rose I find it baffling that with almost 700 likes that your post lacks comments other than mine nine months after it was posted.
Hey you sound like my kid! Start cleaning your stuff off the coffee table people will be here in an hour!
"Can we get the lesbian plants out of here?" PACK YOUR BAGS KIDDOS
Darkened symphony 😂
The Gentleman to his 'associates' and criminal when Jester says that Marion is coming over in .5 seconds:
jester: soooo i have a leetle surprise for you mister the gentleman! my mom, you know, the ruby of the sea, she’s going to come visit you today! (you can reply to this message)”
the gentleman: “.....fuck”
What a random place to find a very specific CR reference.
@@will4395 Seconded. Surprising, but delightful.
The frantic spinning after "WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!" kills me every time. There's always more spins than I expect 😂😂😂
I came here from Tumblr. I love this video because this is my mother every time people are about to come over.
Mr Skittletuffs ABUELITA IS COMING !
"We can't let people know we *S I T* !" has the same energy as "if the men learn we can shape shift they will tell the church...!"
I see you studied my mother for source material. This was my life before Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years Eve, Easter and any dinner party...
"The chairs need to be pushed in, there cannot be any sign of LIVING in this house! "
😂😂
"WERES MY FAMILY???" *walking in circles,hits foot on chair* I lost it when he did that 😂😂😂😂
Ally Bell I
I remember this from YEARS ago. Omg this brings back so many memories
"it looks like we're 495 *NORTH*
Zoey G Fortnite lol
I think it's route 495 north. Probably from Long Island.
Long Island's 495 runs west to east, maybe a different state's I-495.
TheMaestroChannel Chris is from Massachusetts, so it’s the interstate that starts in Salisbury and ends in wareham
I was dead at that part 😂
there will be no signs of living in this house, I died 😂😂😂😂😂
Rebecca Bryant That was her idea
well obviously
*I am dead*
good
When you die, Gayle wins.
I started dying when he started spinning. I was literally on the floor.
Opal Fusion
Opal Fusion + tell me bout it my whole fam was on the floor
Opal Fusion same
Literally?
Opal Fusion sammmeeeee
My family LIVED this every time a particular friend of my mother's was coming over😂
The prep event actually had a battle cry we all recognized.
In fact, each of my siblings and I passed it on to the next generation...used for those very special guests😉
☺️
You can't just mention that and NOT tell us what the battle cry is 😂
Give the people what they want! We must know
I've watched this thing at least 4 times and every time I cry with laughter
I think I'm on my 20th time! I really needed it. Makes me happy.
ME TOO
Well, I watch it atleast 10 times every night before I sleep...
thats sad oh no
*david there’s muffins on the counter*
Eva MUFFINS IN MYYYYYYYY
I'm convinced I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever see a video that is funnier than this.
2 words: Brandon Rodgers
Sparkle- Soda OMG YES
We once arrived a few minutes too early and since it was cold, we asked if we could come in.
The husband let us in and the wife shrieked; 'No, wait!' and was still vacuuming the kitchen.
She closed the door and he sat us down and we waited until the noise stopped. She hid the hoover out of sight and ran out, fixing her hair in the toilet.
And I know someone else (but that's a guy) who basically grabs anything within reach and stuffs it into his cabinets. Whether they belong there or not. And then you can never open them again, because god knows what you might find.
*”PUT ‘EM IN THE CUBBIES!!”*
I swear this is one of my favorite videos ever. "We can't let people know we SIT!" lmao