Paleoanthropologist here about the archaeology paleontology mix up they have, radiometric dating is a thing and we wouldn’t get confused. Also griffin, human bones are baller, do you know how effing big our skull case it, and bipedalism without a tail does wacky things to our spine.
I have never felt this upset over horse racing. This horse race was a travesty, some may call it an affront to God. I do not, will not, and have not never watched a horse race, but this is upsetting me to no end. Maximum Security should go free from horse jail!
Also: in papua new guinea some people (along the Huon Gulf), people take their dad's first name as their last night, and women when they marry take their husband's first name as their married last name.
This was my first mbmbam episode. It was summer, 2019. I listened to the first 10 minutes, it was just horses. I quickly figured that the funny taz guys are just huge horse fans outside of dnd and that mbmbam was their horse podcast. I don't really care for horses that much. So, thinking that they were just chock full of unwanted horses content, I didnt listen to another mbmbam episode until much, much later. It was just a very unlucky fluke that their one 10 minute horse-intro episode released the week I decided to try to branch away from taz lmao
Nobody asked, but.... Some archeologists study proposed construction sites in historical cities & such for evidence of historical or rare things that need to be preserved instead of destroyed by new construction. I know that cuz I'm a civil engineer in a very historic city, and I was pretty blown away when I first heard this. Fun fact. In Philadelphia in the 1700's people just threw ALL their trash down their outhouse shoots, apparently. So if you want to break ground somewhere, but an archeologist finds an undiscovered outhouse there, ("middens") the project gets put on hold until someone can come collect the historical artifacts for study. Crazy!
39:19 So Griffin... are you saying a person is starting their relationship with their new partner on a donut/fruit lie? Or are you saying the person looking for the fruit-eater mistakes the donut-eater for their meetup date; but that’s heartbreaking cuz that mean the real fruit-eater is left stranded and without love! Boy, there was some realllll dark energy in the room during this podcast my gosh XO
Hey Griffin you might not remember it but I know you do, the fight with john lets do a rewind what wouldve happened if merle summoned john, the past John from many cycles ago? Because Magnus was able to summon the past Roswell.
Today I learned that Travis knows NNNNNOOOOOOTHINGGG about the sciences of learning about the past 😂😂😂😂☠️ EDIT: Today I learned Griffin knows not a thing about this shiz either.
im DYING laughing but also BUMMER ALERT: new rule for horse racing, instead of the horse getting murdered, how about the jockey and trainer get fucking put down for pushing a horse to that level of strain against its will.
Man decides to use horses as their own personal entertainment and gambling addiction thing. Horses decide to be horses. Man gets punished for their choices. Horse goes unpunished cuz it don’t care how much it’s worth in hooman dollars. Me: laughs at dumb rich people for getting upset over horses being horses.
Nobody:
Griffin: "Maximum Security is my horse derby lover! Rubbing is racing! Just let him RACE!!!"
All horses need TWO jockies riding them, one spurring it towards wicked race deeds, the other pushing it towards goodboy goals.
I'm a paleontologist, and I gotta say, this is the least painful dinosaur McElroy bit
I feel your pain and I’m so sorry
💜💚💜
As SOON as I heard about the horse shenanigans yesterday I knew this would be a Very Good Episode. And y'all? They delivered.
pray for Justin as he deals with these buffoons and their buck wild ideas about how fossilization works
Listening to Griffin and Travis not understand the 65 million years worth of dirt between the earliest humans and dinosaurs was very painful.
64.7 million
At least the horse isn’t in a hospital
Ahhhh John Mulaney!
"What am I supposed to do if I'm this piss-tickled, Trav?"
I could listen to these boys make up an entire podcast about horse racing and be thoroughly entertained.
Paleoanthropologist here about the archaeology paleontology mix up they have, radiometric dating is a thing and we wouldn’t get confused. Also griffin, human bones are baller, do you know how effing big our skull case it, and bipedalism without a tail does wacky things to our spine.
Ooh, what types of things do you do as a paleoanthropologist?
Margaret Ransdell-Green human evolution, I’m talking fossil hominids and such.
"Rubbing is racing" Griffin Mcelroy 2k19
I knew what this episode would be about before I even pressed play.
Misery 2 the sequel to Misery: Griffin keeps Dave Bautista locked up on his roof and feeds him a whole cake everyday at 12:00.
Did anyone else hear Justin "Vas Deferens" Mcelroy say that the question asker shouldn't talk about their vasectomy?!?!
I have never felt this upset over horse racing. This horse race was a travesty, some may call it an affront to God. I do not, will not, and have not never watched a horse race, but this is upsetting me to no end. Maximum Security should go free from horse jail!
He's really living up to his name in horse jail
Episode 458, where Justin kind of reinvents fursonas
9:20 "Rubbing Is Racing" *-Griffin*
31:57 "I think it was just pure uncut god." *-Travis*
Griffin angrily ranting about horse stuff for like 90 minutes is wonderful
Thanks for another excellent episode brothers!
Hell yeah 10 minutes of good horse content now thats mcelroy
44:15
I would argue that your millennial surname would be your favorite animal and your least favorite soda. 👍🏻👍🏻
Also: in papua new guinea some people (along the Huon Gulf), people take their dad's first name as their last night, and women when they marry take their husband's first name as their married last name.
John Robertson and his wife Emily Johnwife
I completely love Riddle me Piss idk why they think people hate it its such a good segment.
Oh thank God- horse talk is back!
I love all your bits Travis
This is literally everything I needed to know about horse racing. Thanks, boys.
Ok as a linguist, the surname question is actually very good and interesting to me. Like that is a legit question imo.
so who's gonna tell travis that that's kinda how surnames work in spain
I'm also a part time artist and part time nanny so I was very confused when they read the first question
God the whole horse segment
This was my first mbmbam episode. It was summer, 2019. I listened to the first 10 minutes, it was just horses. I quickly figured that the funny taz guys are just huge horse fans outside of dnd and that mbmbam was their horse podcast. I don't really care for horses that much. So, thinking that they were just chock full of unwanted horses content, I didnt listen to another mbmbam episode until much, much later.
It was just a very unlucky fluke that their one 10 minute horse-intro episode released the week I decided to try to branch away from taz lmao
Went to the Cleveland show, it was a great time!!! 10/10 recommend
when justin read the tweet i died
52:00 Justin is close to actually dying here
Nobody asked, but.... Some archeologists study proposed construction sites in historical cities & such for evidence of historical or rare things that need to be preserved instead of destroyed by new construction. I know that cuz I'm a civil engineer in a very historic city, and I was pretty blown away when I first heard this.
Fun fact. In Philadelphia in the 1700's people just threw ALL their trash down their outhouse shoots, apparently. So if you want to break ground somewhere, but an archeologist finds an undiscovered outhouse there, ("middens") the project gets put on hold until someone can come collect the historical artifacts for study. Crazy!
If we had money I would come to the Cleveland show!! I live near Cleveland!!!! ;v;
gimme your paypal or venmo and I'll pay for your tickets if you want!
Griffen is using WWE superstars to keep SCP-876 contained.
I wish i could go to the Cleveland show but its way too far away :(
38:11 First it was horse murder, than it was paleo-faux-pas, and now comes the ultimate in pain:
Griffin pretty much invented race jousting
They invented a couple of extant equestrian sports there. Like shetland pony racing, which is a real thing.
Wait, so how'd the Cleveland show go?
Isn't cheesy loaded fries like a Hungry Jacks thing?
I do know the website menu lists the McFeasts as a thing that exists and I can't find it existing
Well, Hungry Jack’s is like an Australia thing my dude, and we don’t know a whole lot of that up here I’m afraid.
0:45 to get @ them boys quicker
I would definitely go to the Cleveland show if i wasn't going to the Cincinnati show
Take it from an Aussie. The cheesy bacon fries suck so much.
Miniature horse racing is a thing, kids ride them at HOYS
I'm coming in Cleveland!
the macdonalds 'taste of america' range have been reoccurring in britain for... ten years now boys
I'm not going to trust any creature that can get to Anger-2
...woah i already did it
8:07 I’m dead
CLEVELAND! *shakes fist at the midwest*
I'd be more entertained by the horse racing talk if it wasn't a horrifically abusive sport
I can't believe munch squad is fucking dead
Griffin Daddy-San
39:19 So Griffin... are you saying a person is starting their relationship with their new partner on a donut/fruit lie?
Or are you saying the person looking for the fruit-eater mistakes the donut-eater for their meetup date; but that’s heartbreaking cuz that mean the real fruit-eater is left stranded and without love!
Boy, there was some realllll dark energy in the room during this podcast my gosh XO
Hey Griffin you might not remember it but I know you do, the fight with john lets do a rewind what wouldve happened if merle summoned john, the past John from many cycles ago? Because Magnus was able to summon the past Roswell.
Today I learned that Travis knows NNNNNOOOOOOTHINGGG about the sciences of learning about the past 😂😂😂😂☠️
EDIT: Today I learned Griffin knows not a thing about this shiz either.
im DYING laughing but also BUMMER ALERT: new rule for horse racing, instead of the horse getting murdered, how about the jockey and trainer get fucking put down for pushing a horse to that level of strain against its will.
I ask you to come to Cleveland and then you come when I don't have money... Wow, rude.
Man decides to use horses as their own personal entertainment and gambling addiction thing.
Horses decide to be horses.
Man gets punished for their choices.
Horse goes unpunished cuz it don’t care how much it’s worth in hooman dollars.
Me: laughs at dumb rich people for getting upset over horses being horses.
Betting on people not leaving the country turned out to be a pretty good f*cking bet, now didn't it?
Griffin Daddyson has an extremely cursed vibe.
nick snorlax