CAN I PET YOUR KITTIES? | Google Autocomplete #3
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- Опубликовано: 7 май 2017
- I don't know why I got so many random, hilarious Google Autocomplete searches this time!
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"was there ever a female poop"
- jacksepticeye, 2017
"it has become apparent to me that i am a parent!" -jacksepticeye 2017 HOLY SHIT DA JOKES!
Meosi
No you spammer
Actually, a female poop does exist...
"Be yourself"
"Be a decent human being"
Choose one because I can't be both
Hi People same
Hi People it hard to choose
Cancerman yep
Being a descent human is cool...no one ever gets a positive effect after being yourself. Why? Because some people are sh*t and get mad after you be yourself.
BobaAsdf.........how? I am a murder and I don't get positive effects after murdering people...TELL ME YOUR SECRET!!!
"Help I'm alive" Connor from Detroit become human
For some reason, I thought you meant Connor from Dear Evan Hansen and had to reread your comment. I mean, it fits either way.
why does this have a small amount of likes?
@@bobcatcubs Honestly it does. Rip emo boi
Yes XD
No, RK900
"Help my tie is evil and it's trying to kill meeee" ASDF movie
707 defender of justice *I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT GAHHH XD*
fedorable patrick lol
Lolololololololol!!!!
I LOVE ASDF MOVIES!!!!
Ayyyyyyy
'help i am alive' same
Emily P #relatable
Fucking emo.
Agreed
what a coincidence so am I.
Emily P or hey Gerard
"Be yourself"
"Be a decent human being"
WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO MAN?????
xpto7 RUclips same
xpto7 RUclips same!!! I seriously have a problem, so emotion consideration is GONE. Fun....😄
Be a version of your decent self So be yourself but decent.
xpto7 RUclips Actually, funny thing is that is actually how I got my girlfriend. I was just myself (with some nerves, more or less). Now I am so happy. Go ahead, Jack was right.
Either be Joseph Stalin or Jesus Christ
"How to attract women?"
Be jacksepticeye.
I was just silently thinking to myself "If I don't attempt to reach out, I won't feel rejected"
"How to attract me?"
Also be Jacksepticeye.
YASDDDDSSSS
Mood
Mhm
My tie is evil and it's trying to kill me
Look Out he's got a nose! "Bang bang" "gunshots"
My time machine finally worked-I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Please don't hurt me...
HEHEHEHE
Sprennard87 circus baby bro kill me
Everybody do the flop!*flop*
Jack, "Can i pet your kitties" is a RUclips video. It's of a child going over to their neighbors house and they ask "Can I pet your titties?" and the neighbor says "My what?!?" The boy then points to his cats and the man says "OHHHHH my KITties... Yeah, sure."
justaladynamedkatie I know a little girl and she came over to my house with my sisters friend she was chasing my cat like come here titties! And I was like 😯😓
can i pet your pet named steve
Rodrigo Rangel best comment I've ever seen
Royal Maniac hahaha thanks man.
Beautiful
Can i Steve pet your named pet?
pet can i steve pet? your named
Usually all people that live closer to the equater are darker skin. And farther from the equater usually get lighter skin.
Gavinfarts then how come all of the skin tones live in America
McKenzy B
Because they immigrated there. What the original comment is trying to say is that where a group of people originates from determines their skin tone. For example, African people and anyone descending from them are very likely to have darker skin. The Scandinavian people of the north all had pale skin. However it's not an exact science and things get more and more complicated as different heritages mix. There are people who we don't know where exactly they're from, just that they're of darker skin tone. Like how it's believed that Native Americans could descend from Asians.
McKenzy B Someone missed out on a major history lesson
Gavinfarts *equator
Hahahaha I live in California and I'm pale as shiiiiiiiiiittttttt
"Is hello kitty a *catty* I don't know"
Jack 2017
"Oh My God, Karen, You Can’t Just Ask Someone Why They’re White"
~Mean Girls
PandoraVera I was looking for this! Glad I'm not the only one, hahaha! Good memes, man. Good memes.
I was honestly surprised no one had posted it yet, at least not that I saw lol
PandoraVera fuck u😒
PandoraVera that is soooo fetch!
Finally I was waiting to see someone say this.
"be yourself, be a decent human being" Jack your sending me mixed messages
jack has 15 Million Subs!!!
Sorry to be this person but *you're
same feeling xp
i know
Illusive Man ii
im indonesian and him being confused by "Semen Indonesia" is just hilarious to me lmaoo
same
See men in donesia
lol
"Semen" is the English word for cum/jizz. The stuff that comes out of the penis when a man ejaculates. It is full of sperm. We find it funny for some reason. ;P
@@OriginalCreatorSama yes we fucking know, literally what the OP was implying
Sean, Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is a little girl whom seeks a friend. They just made her a cat so the concept would be less creepy. At least that's what heard. Even though in the Wii video game I think, it says she is a Japanese shorthair. It's a weird concept with Kitty.
Is t creepier if she is a taking cat then a human?? XD
Im just imagining a girl with a decapitated cats head on hers like a mask
@@ryker5457 CREEPYYYY
I heard that when I was around 5 and never watched it since
"Why are white people white"
"Oh my god Karen you can't just ask people why they're white"
Jade Liann I read this comment as he said it! 😂
As it should only be read! +1 nod of approval.
Jade Liann lol mean girls
It get that... It's from Outnumbered
killed by octopus, man that's a hardcore hentai
Grinjk Hahaha! Those tentacles... (Watch Akidearest, she's into those...I sound like a perv now.)
i actually do watch every now and then, she's pretty funny
Well, this is... um... _shitwhatamisupposedtosay..._
Alex Siemers "This went very dirty, very fast" is your line...
Grinjk i just go done watching hentai..... I said nothing i ment... Goodbye
“I’m an old man ehh get off my lawn!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😝😝😜🤪🤩 I still keep laughing
Sean: "Killed by octopus?"
Me: -Thinking what Sean might say-" Haha anime"🤣
Don't even get me started on silly place names. Canada's got a wealth of them.
Dildo, NL. Ball's Falls, ON. Happy Adventure, NL. Sober Island, NS. Swastika, ON. Spread Eagle Bay, NL. Stoner, BC. Climax, SK. Forget, SK. Come By Chance, NL. Crotch Lake, ON.
This is only some of the vast strangeness that we have to offer. And don't worry, if you laugh at Regina, SK - we know damn well what it rhymes with.
sounds like if you worked out too hard in tight clothes, tbh.
This is gold! haha
DoYouBelieveInIt where I'm from we have a town called Two Egg and one where no one can say. People call it Stiff n ugly buts spelled Estiffanugla
Regina smells like it sounds. (Because of the refinery)
jacksepticeye Jack I love your videos so much! you've helped me a lot even tho all you do is record, it helps so much. I've been binge watching your channel to get over a break up and it helps so much! keep doing what you do best. 💕
teacher: stand up and answer the question!
me: no, I'm at half mast
😂😂😂
saurabh joshi i Reading this and didnt get it then i Saw it in the video😂😂😂😂
saurabh joshi 😂😂😂
Jacksepticeye: “well one rock is alive and he’s shining brighter then the rest of us”
Me: “but your more handsome and beautiful then the rest of us!😉😂🤣”
Hello kitty is actually not a cat
Exactly
Wtf? k thought she was???
Betty Morley no, they made her to look like a cat but she’s a actually a human
Its a god
In the daytime I'm kitty white just a normal girl with a normal life
"semen" is "cement" in indonesian lmao
Well it DOES harden quite strong!
jacksepticeye Almost like a solid ground
jacksepticeye hahahahahaha XD
when you knew the meaning of it but you still laughed anyway
jacksepticeye wow just wow
How to attract women: be Jacksepticeye
Jack Septiceye2 YOUR NOT JACKSEPTICEYE
Thank you, Sherlock.
How to attract woman: Be a good looking youtuber.
Welp, I already failed at both of those...
mostly yes XDD
Danielle Straub im in love with him alredy
10:37 he really talking about it so nonchalantly XD I frickin’ love you jack
**person makes google**
*HALF OF HUMANITY WIPED OUT*
"Is hello kitty a cat?"
That's like saying "Is Jacksepticeye loud?"
Alexandra Eriksson yep
joppes jopperi noo I don't know you are talking jack is the most quiet person I ever met
Well, the maker said that she is not a cat but a human girl. -.-
Alexandra Eriksson I looked it up, apparently she isn't a cat
Alexandra Eriksson ha !
"If you pierce your ear with a safety pin, it'll get infected, and f---- you up, and you'll grow a POTATO out of your ear!"
-Jacksepticeye 2017
you then pierce the _potato_
Arin Jäger 😂😂🤣👍
Yeaaaaaaaaah but then the potato will get infected 0-0
MeowDraws
That's how I'm made? Ew.
"How to attract women? Well that's easy. Just tie a... piece of honey to a string and throw it, i dont know." ~Jacksepticeye 2017
I was laughing so much considering hello kitty isn’t a cat 😂😂😂
i hate it when its winter and you lose all your white friends in the snow
kirito5 happens too many times!
I hate when I join a guild and everybody dies..
Emilia wtf lmao is that a Sao reference
Kazuto Kirigama
kirito5 I hate when this happens
"Don't tell anyone, but my clothes are trying to kill me!"
I just laughed so hard that my mother probably thought I am crazy 😂
Rayowag maybe you are
Rayowag also if ur so white it see through ud actually be red you got blood hopefully
umm well we are all crazy sometimes so im crazy ur crazy and jacks crazy
Me too XD
Dude, you gotta help me, my tie is evil and it's going to kill me.
*other guy walks away*
Please don't hurt me =(
Tie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where have you been in my youtube feed, recently found you again and this - this video made me laugh SO hard XD
Oh my god, this video is hilarious soely for the way Jack says things
jack: "how to atract women? be yourself"
ok i think i can do that
"be a nice human being"
but how the fuck i'm supposed to be both at the same time?
right?
"Be yourself!"
Murders date.
why would you have trouble attracting women if your not a nice person?
"Be yourself"
Ok!
I will just be watching RUclips while I'm on date!
good one xD
" 'How to attract a Virgo man' I don't know, be a Libra!"
- Am a Libra
- Husband is a Virgo
It worked! thanks Jack! :D
Karmarsi I'm a Libra too ☺️☺️☺️
Bad day?
his names sean
Siena Hibbard He also goes by Jack. He got Jack from his friends and family calling him that.
Ima libra too yaaaa
*_"i HaD sTeAlTh BoNeRs"_*
"Are jellyfish immortal"
Seriously?
That's the best you could come up with?
" then you'll grow a potato out of your ear " that's a true Irish for you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Update-- I said to siri " help I'm a fish " and she gave me directions to a fishing place.
1:19
"Im an old man, GET OFF MY LAWN"
Tabby710 NO
"Killed by own invention... sex robot..."
*dies twice from laughing too hard*
"Are rocks jealous of Dwayne Johnson."
MY SIDES HURT!! XD
I spent my spring break in 7th grade with my friend and I have many many stories involving this week, but the semen Indonesia thing reminded me of when we were in the car with his mom and little sister, his little sister pointed at a cement truck thingy and said "mommy, what's that", and his mom said "that's a truck of cement" but the way she said it, it sounded like sement, and I was in the back seat dying, and my friend was in the front seat looking back at me making sure we both heard that, and we were bursting with laughter the next 5 minutes. His mom had no clue what was making us die but by the gods was that great
4:12
Kanye: Help, I am a gay fish!
Dellie Emmy do you like fish sticks? 🍥
I fucking love south park!
Fight Me! 1 v 1 Me Mate same xD
I remeba!
Ima gay snake
growing potatoes out of your ears is just an Irish thing I guess, Jack.
Had that last summer.
Being white is actually partly genetic so that question isnt racist
??? Being white is completely genetic. If your family is white then you will be too, unless there's a genetic mutation that makes your skin more pigmented. Albinism is also genetic and I think vitiligo is as well.
That being said, being of any skin tone is genetic (aside from tanning). Whether it's genetic or not doesn't change if something is racist. Racism is believing that one race is better than others and holding prejudice against other races.
@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 Partly? Did you ever go to a seventh grade science class?
@Thee Apollo Im late to this but its about melanin production right? like don't some people in certain countries produce more melanin than others in other countries? please fact check me if i am wrong, i just remember hearing it somewhere. I hope you understand what I am trying to say lol
It is. That's like asking why is someone black. Because they're born that way and they can't choose it
How to attract a women (kpop fangirl)?
Say I have a * insert fandom* tickets
Anime 4 Ever Accurate 👌
So trueee
Yes lmao
Yes 😂
jack: " aPARENTly i know how a parent feels "
me: ok heres the gun, now please end my suffering!
hahahaha
OMG HI JACK :D FAV RUclipsR
jacksepticeye hello there.
Welcome to sex ed with Jack.
Vicious Chicken no. Don't do it. I here the fannart already
When he said "my clothes are trying to kill me" I imagined a dude turned around and his mom was folding clothes and he was like "mom run!"😂😂
😂😂
FAM E when I heard I couldn't take him serious he was laughing so much😂😂😂😂😂😂 Why Did He Laugh So Much XD He tried to be scary but he was just laugh so hard
Claire And Sydney Graal Online Classic it just made it better😂
Jack is sill more tan than me😭😂
Sksksk is that jimin as profile pic 😂😂😂💜💜💜
I'm a pale vampire lol
This is the best RUclips video ever
His intro alone can cheer me up
MarBlue Yeah, same😄
I actually listen to Jack's videos to relax when I'm anxious
"Ur arm will fall off, and u will die"
-Jacksepticeye 2k17 (world wide)
Krymson Miller VHHHHSZFFFFF
Krymson Miller Seems legit
*Se-men In donesia* 😂😂😂😂
“ See men in Indonesia its very rare, and one time I saw one!” Idk what I got that from...😂😂
There is different pronunciation. In Indonesia, semen its mean cement. semen Indonesia its Company name
7:29 Suga Is Whiter Than You, He Looks Like A Piece Of Paper
D⃟e⃟p⃟r⃟e⃟s⃟s⃟e⃟d⃟ M⃟a⃟x⃟ D⃟e⃟a⃟d⃟ no jefree star
Kskskskks true😂😂
I was just sat refreshing because I have nothing to do but wait for Jackaboy to upload
RUclipsr Trash same
RUclipsr Trash SAME
Doesn't everyone..?
RUclipsr Trash same
-COOL USERNAME BRO-
His hair is freaking BOOTYFUL when it's curly and ish- damn jack, damn.
fortune_cookiy. cc I am afraid a cow will eat it.
4:26
2 years later still the #1 search on Google... XD
Jacks score if perfect has a vallue of 5 and bad has a vallue of 1 is 49/14 = 3,5 which means that hes between great and oke so jack, if you round it up your great, not just oke. Math has spoken
Sean has the cutest fucking laugh 😂😂
Serenity stop flurtin u nub
Looks like someone is getting turned on...
Serenity Now..... Insanity Later.....
Serenity you be you but I find it funny 😀
Serenity TRUE...SOOOO TRUE
Clothes trying to kill you, someone been watching a little too much kill la kill
Timmy Morrill ayeeeee
More importantly, can clothes conquer the universe?._.
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYYYYY!!!!
lol really xDD
Timmy Morrill Well said😂👌
In Indonesian, 'Semen' means Cement.
Title of the year goes to jacksepticeye lmao
Pure white coat cats are often born deaf because of a degeneration of the inner ear (a single dot on the fur can significantly decrease the chances of deafness. Hence the pure emphasis on pure white). This condition can occur in cats with yellow, green and blue irises, although the chances of deafness are dramatically increased with blue irises. In white cats with mixed-coloured eyes (odd-eyed cats), it has been found that deafness is more likely to affect the ear on the blue-eyed side. White cats can have blue, gold, green, or copper coloured odd eyes.
Why tho? Does the lack of melanin damage the cochlea, or is it an underlying condition that causes both?
The more you know :D thanks!
jacksepticeye hi love the video Jake keep it up
Here’s what’s going on: There is a spiral-shaped cavity in the inner ear called the cochlea. This is where
sound waves are converted to electrical signals and sent to the brain for processing. In order for those electrical signals to be transmitted upstream to the brain, ion balance needs to be maintained.
Bottom line here is, the thing responsible for maintaining this mysterious ion balance is a thin layer of melanin pigment called melanocytes, and these cells coats the inside of the cochlea.
If the white masking gene blocks the production of all pigment in a cat’s body, then that melanin
isn’t going to be there. No melanin means no ion balance. No ion balance means no sound transmission. No sound transmission means deafness.
As a vet assistent a took an interest in this subject after meeting a cat on one of my internship places. Cute little kitten. That is why i now this stuff if you where interested about the origin of the information. And your welcome Jack. Thanks for liking this.
"It has become apparent to me that i am a parent" -Jack, 2017. The Pun Master
Patroclus master has spoken
stupid keyboard XD alhways prehssehs thhe hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh butt hon thoo muhch AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHA
Patroclus He could give Sans a run for his money!
BUTT! i gotta solution!
Butts.. the answer is always Butts
i removed the key XD, gotta change it
Patroclus i will forever remember you as the hugging guy. It's printed into my brain.
“Morning wood ya know?”
Me, a girl: Yes, I definitely know.
"How to attract women"
Jack: Be yourself
Also Jack: Be a nice human being
Me: Those two terms are not compatible
😂😂😂
When the face cam zoomed in and the noise was there is freaked my the fuck out 😂😂😂 if there's ever another fnaf game, a jumpscare should be jack shouting into the mic 😂😂
GuavaFox I read this as soon as it happened 😶😂
GamerOnBreak XD I think the 2nd game's jump scare is his voice just more distorted
Me too 😂
"Killed by own invention.... *whispers* "Sex Doll" 🙌🏽 -Jacksepticeye 2017
Excuse me, BUT sex robot*(!!)
Jack!! You made me laugh when I was putting on concealer and now my eyelashes have concealer on them
6:23 that is a really decent advice i need right
thanks jack :)
Semen Indonesia, dropping loads since 2012
carson lu kok bahasin semen negara aku
Semen is cement in indonesia, and Semen Indonesia is the biggest cement company in the country. So, they're dropping loads waaay before 2012
Jack quote of the year.
"I had stealth boners."
-JackSepticEye, 2K17
Why not shorten something to not actually shorten it?
Sir Idiot right
does he mean he has a small penis xD
Other quote : "Any whiter than me and I'd be see-through" (ok not as good, but still)
cassou124 Hey I remember you!
8:29 that's 35% higher than mine.
(Yes, I realize he said 25%)
10:30
Jack: Erection when-
Me: oh shit it's happening again
That Leo joke killed me
same i just like the way jack said "he does"
Someone You Don't Know me too holee shit 😂
Jack: im an old man get off my lawn!
Me: 😟
this entire video ive been trying not to laugh but it looked like i was trying to not to explode XD
"Killed by own clothes"
Trans guys who wear binders can relate
Too true lad
oops I need to take it off, thanks for the random reminder
"Death by own clothes"
HELP ME MAN MY TIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL MEEEE!
Quick..
Tie it down
Amos X Muahahahahaha
Amos X
"please don't kill me" 🙎♂️
"Mehahahaha" 👔
asdf movie
When i listened "death by own clothes" i immediately think on that
L
Li
Lik
Like
Like a
Like a b
Like a bo
Like a bos
Like a boss
SPEED IS KEY!!!
Mya Chase that reminds me of my homework when I was in 3rd grade I would have to do it letter by letter
gamer4life me to
jaaaaaacccckkk! ur da dick! XD LOL
6:25
I can't do both Sean. I can't be myself but also be a decent human being. So what do I do?
I think the numbers are where that result shows up in the list, so the lower the number, the closer it is to first.
Semen Indonesia is apparently a cement company...
*sudden realisation of different languages*
yeah, my country's a bit weird sometimes lol
Yeah, semen in indonesia means Cement in english, very weird if taken out of context
Let's not forget Fucking, Austria.
Killed by own clothes.
Tie from asfd
Evil tie
Chaos Warfare YESSSZ
Actually, it's asdfmovie. Sorry if you hate me now.
Chaos Warfare pls don't hurt me
Please don't hurt me.....
Kasey Page MWAHAHAHAH
I haven't been this confused since the last time I was confused
all i could think of when "killed by own clothes" came up was the asdf movie line, "you gotta help me man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill me"
7:12For anyone who's wondering, it's because white people evolved in much colder climates, so had less exposure to sun and required less melanin in their skin to protect them. Black people are black for the same reason. Evolution and adaption to climate.
Toa Arania seems legit
Yup its logic.
That's some sound logic
Okay, not gonna deny; when Jack started going on about "erections" and where they occur I fully expected him to say 'In fact, I have one right now!' then go on a brief rant as to why... X3
FinalityGaming lol
Sorry Jack but I'm keeping my baby kitties
theskelematronic 122 I love ur profile pic. Its rlly cute! :3
being your self and being a decent person can be completely different. and normally is.
Jack "was there ecstasy at the party?"
Me "yes there was..... BUT JACK FUCKING TOOK IT ALL!!!"
Astro TRUE
Astro omg I saw this when jack said that oml
+Avalon A me to
How to attract women?
easy,you just need to be Jacksepticeye
Got a little som som brown on your nose there bub.
Dye your hair green, never talk normally and always scream, make your voice high pitched, and get an irish accent.
dear boys, its hard to be jacksepticeye bc theres only one jacksepticeye. just dye ur hair green HAHA
i ended up searching up most of those things because i was interested to know the answer xD
At 04:19 I was laughing so hard because I didn't know it was a show and actually thought someone searched that for fun.
9:57
MY TIE IS EVIL AND It'S ABOUT TO KILL ME!!
Thank you, I was hoping someone would say that.
JaywasablindPirate old asdf m8
Heyo asdf
JaywasablindPirate BEEP BEEP IMMA SHEEP!
JaywasablindPirate HA! #asdfreference
The thing is that Jack is kinda old but he still has so much energy and he's so loud and when he's having fun most of us are having fun... So thank you Jack!!!!!!!!!!
He's 26....
lolrekt
James Grima
Um he's 26. If you think that's old then what do you think about I dunno
People that are 40+ years old? Can't wait for the answer XDDDD
Lol how old are you that you think 26 is too old to have that much energy?
James Grima lol 26 isn't even close to kind of old.
*"Be yourself. Be a decent human being. Then you can track any other human being you want!"*
~Jacksepticeye (2017)
Great job jack really enjoyed this vid you’re still great but old jack is just nolstalgic