Paul Blart Mall Cop, but if I laugh the stream ends (VOD)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 мар 2024
  • Recorded on 03/15/24
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Комментарии • 130

  • @boomz2526
    @boomz2526 Месяц назад +609

    Parkzer's discovery of incest being illegal is not something I expected during a Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 stream

    • @timlikesgames9996
      @timlikesgames9996 Месяц назад +4

      Time stamp?

    • @crestothegecko6279
      @crestothegecko6279 Месяц назад +97

      @@timlikesgames9996 0:12 this isn't the clip they were talking about. Hope this was helpful

    • @cybordwolf8610
      @cybordwolf8610 Месяц назад

      ​@@timlikesgames999656:42

    • @mr.pockets8523
      @mr.pockets8523 Месяц назад +57

      56:45

    • @Freed_by_Grace
      @Freed_by_Grace Месяц назад +10

      How did they just blow past it😂 other dude was just not surprised that he didn’t know

  • @unnecessarilyepic1107
    @unnecessarilyepic1107 Месяц назад +581

    I can't tell if Parkzer is a genius or just genuinely doesn't understand the concept of movies

    • @Tralfazz74
      @Tralfazz74 Месяц назад +90

      Neither. He is Parkzer

    • @JonMeany
      @JonMeany Месяц назад +18

      I believe the answer to that is yes

  • @MothsAudioandVideos
    @MothsAudioandVideos Месяц назад +348

    Watching this without the movie makes for a very surreal performance art experience.

  • @hithere9438
    @hithere9438 Месяц назад +160

    its so funny that parkzer singlehandedly got EVERYONE out and then laughed at the movie

  • @MegAmi24
    @MegAmi24 Месяц назад +373

    Because the Watch Party feature has been removed from Twitch, this stream can never be legally done again. This is a true league of its own stream from a true league of their own streamer.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk Месяц назад +39

      A feature that existed for what, 2 months?

    • @peacefulhoovy1999
      @peacefulhoovy1999 Месяц назад

      ​@@__-be1gka couple years or so, I remember Ludwig did a watch party for The Boys or some other amazon show around the time of his subathon.

    • @thomaspoorman4218
      @thomaspoorman4218 Месяц назад

      It’s been around for years. It was actually a really good idea, if you have a twitch prime account you can log into the stream and watch party with the channel. Problem was, streamers want to spread their audience as wide as they can. You can’t count on most people having amazon prime.
      It was never really designed to make money though, twitch was being used as a revenue via Amazon prime. Prime loses money in a lot of areas but overall they attract so many customers it’s profitable

    • @magicfroggi
      @magicfroggi Месяц назад

      @@__-be1gkWatch party feature was released in 2020

    • @olympian00
      @olympian00 Месяц назад +6

      @@__-be1gkbeta rollout started in 2019 and was released to everyone in 2029

  • @DragoMangos
    @DragoMangos Месяц назад +121

    Parkzer single-handedly killing off everyone else because he's just confused is literally as Parkzer as you can get.

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 Месяц назад +241

    I genuinely can’t tell if parkzer planned it, or if he’s genuinely just incapable of telling what a joke is and what ironic humor is.

    • @guycoolSpore2
      @guycoolSpore2 Месяц назад +25

      I identify with Parkzer so much.

    • @Senscion
      @Senscion Месяц назад +39

      You can see him hold back some smiles when he gets Doug

  • @bobbobert9379
    @bobbobert9379 Месяц назад +171

    All deaths:
    19:25 Abby (Killed by Parkzer)
    20:50 Doug (Killed by Parkzer)
    22:35 Failboat (Killed by Parkzer)
    45:25 Pointcrow (Killed by Parkzer)
    48:45 HeyBillieRae (Suicide)
    1:13:04 Altrive (Killed by Parkzer) (final ruling at 1:14:00)
    1:32:05 PARKZER (Paul Blart getting a haircut)

    • @DevDev-dm3st
      @DevDev-dm3st Месяц назад +13

      PARKER THE LAUGH KILLER

    • @ashk.7463
      @ashk.7463 Месяц назад

      You uncultured swine.
      It's not Paul Blart who gets a haircut. It's Khan Mubi, from King's Landing Walmart.

  • @motivatinalghost3543
    @motivatinalghost3543 Месяц назад +122

    Altrive and Parkzer have a really good dynamic of Altrive brings up internet lingo and Parkzer has to be told that it means something awful.

  • @oreo10102
    @oreo10102 Месяц назад +55

    Parkzer's chat isn't on screen but when parkzer asked who chris chan was at 55:48 his entire chat erupted with "PARKZER NO"

  • @Xanek
    @Xanek Месяц назад +170

    Of course Parkzer would be the last one to be in the room.
    He was like 15 minutes away from completing the movie (idk if that includes credits or not)

  • @GaireDuine
    @GaireDuine Месяц назад +164

    parkzer has the demeanor of an asian dad. Bare foot, the blank questioning stare, no humor and the pose. It's perfect. Also brilliant how he sniped everyone.

  • @xasz41
    @xasz41 Месяц назад +52

    I love that everyone in the room unanimously agrees that Parkzer is the funniest person in the room

  • @alyssajakielek687
    @alyssajakielek687 Месяц назад +88

    When Parkzer asked about Chris Chan I was like "no... no.. parkzer, you don't want to go down that rabbit hole"

    • @Baby_boodle
      @Baby_boodle Месяц назад +7

      My exact same reaction

  • @TeaHugger
    @TeaHugger Месяц назад +74

    I like how everyone’s trying to be careful for the first half and the second is just “well, everyone’s out, time to educate Parkzer on sex slang”

  • @auburnblazer
    @auburnblazer Месяц назад +47

    Parkzer taking down 5/6 people and being the last one remaining is completely unsurprising 😂

  • @mockingdream02
    @mockingdream02 Месяц назад +29

    The Fact Parkzer was questioning if there is a Security Convention made me laugh.

  • @chaoticsky
    @chaoticsky Месяц назад +36

    Watching this live high as a kite was a treasured experience

  • @Aceship
    @Aceship Месяц назад +22

    This feels like a really ploy to film parkzer sitting alone watching a movie

  • @overlordcacius
    @overlordcacius Месяц назад +56

    A stream without Chair?! You cant have a stream without the main character

    • @SkyKidShyKid
      @SkyKidShyKid Месяц назад +20

      Sometimes it's nice to have filler episodes focusing on the background characters.

    • @KomaValorina
      @KomaValorina Месяц назад +1

      Chair had the bois over all 5 of them, weren't you watching, they showed up after everyone left

  • @_squishdafish
    @_squishdafish Месяц назад +81

    What you don't know is that stream failed 22 times before this

    • @kukaracila2152
      @kukaracila2152 Месяц назад +10

      Such a disastrous experience, I LOVED seeing Doug's distressed face while he frantically tried to fix the stream

    • @tezzla6358
      @tezzla6358 6 часов назад

      @@kukaracila2152 you're a sick man

  • @bailijay
    @bailijay Месяц назад +19

    i was SOOO hoping this would be a vod!

  • @wilfredfizzlebang5012
    @wilfredfizzlebang5012 Месяц назад +19

    “Parkzer, give us some commentary!”
    .
    .
    .
    “Blart!”

  • @philardo69
    @philardo69 Месяц назад +5

    dude doug being on his phone with his homies there ON STREAM is so funny for some reason

  • @nota_rabbit
    @nota_rabbit Месяц назад +21

    i cannot find altrive's wikifeet so either a page has not been made yet or he has hidden them very well
    parkzers dogs are out though 51:00

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas Месяц назад +3

      True DougDoug fans only look at Parkzer

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph Месяц назад +15

    Billie was robbed but Parkzer was gonna blart her for real at any moment.

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado Месяц назад +25

    48:58 She tried to pull an El Diablo the Cheater move. No wonder Doug fell in love.

    • @m.g.1319
      @m.g.1319 Месяц назад +1

      Who is she?

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado Месяц назад +5

      @@m.g.1319Billie, Doug's gf

    • @Fizzfaldt
      @Fizzfaldt Месяц назад

      @@m.g.1319 heybillierae on Twitch

  • @titusfortunus2916
    @titusfortunus2916 Месяц назад +10

    For all those that wanna skip to the meat and potatoes, the movie watch starts at -15:19- Edit: JK it wouldn't be a dougdoug stream without technical difficulties :) 16:39 is when you skip past all of it, but they don't do a countdown or even reset the timer so suck it up nerd

    • @teunvisser7997
      @teunvisser7997 Месяц назад +1

      Hey man, preciate it, am planning on downloading blart 2 and overlaying the cam on top of it
      I don't want any spoilers so can you tell me if (once they start) there are any interuptions? if there are I'd have to cut it out..

  • @jasonkeats931
    @jasonkeats931 Месяц назад +2

    this feels a lot like when I watched the entire Sundance Version of Doug's Pajama Sam video.
    as in at most only half the content is visible/ audible at any given time leading to the main sources of comedy being confusion or filling in the blanks myself, sort of like a noodle incident but for the whole movie and some of the conversations when the mic doesn't pick them up.

  • @idkwhatimdoing675
    @idkwhatimdoing675 Месяц назад +6

    Sir a second plane has hit the mall

  • @Egzindahouse
    @Egzindahouse Месяц назад +28

    As a huge DeathBlart fan, I hope more people make this film a regular part of their lives.

    • @benstorman
      @benstorman Месяц назад +1

      A regular blart of their lives

  • @Chrisisplays
    @Chrisisplays Месяц назад +9

    Parkzer is a machine.

  • @KomaValorina
    @KomaValorina Месяц назад +3

    I don't know which is more DougBrand, laughing at the movie to get out of watching it to do something else or thinking it was actually funny after claiming it was the least funny movie in existence

  • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
    @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Месяц назад +5

    Is Parkzer the guy behind cinemasins??

  • @gavinallen8928
    @gavinallen8928 Месяц назад +4

    He is such a genius

  • @Wato-1876
    @Wato-1876 Месяц назад +2

    i checked video length, then paul blart mall cop movie length

  • @toniuchi315
    @toniuchi315 20 дней назад

    Altive explaining gooning to parkzer was something i needed

  • @tezzla6358
    @tezzla6358 Месяц назад +4

    great stream, doug!

  • @Just_randomguy122
    @Just_randomguy122 Месяц назад +1

    they actually did it oh my god

  • @wesleyackerman8211
    @wesleyackerman8211 Месяц назад +4

    can't believe he lied in the title, the stream didn't end after 6 minutes like it should have.

  • @romansrevengethethirdstrik8086
    @romansrevengethethirdstrik8086 Месяц назад +3

    parkzer is a specimen

  • @FLUXXEUS
    @FLUXXEUS Месяц назад +4

    I NEVER knew there was a second Mall Cop movie... WTF _😂😂_

  • @trollingthunder1426
    @trollingthunder1426 Месяц назад +7

    What DID Parkzer say at 45:28 ?

  • @skudrinskis
    @skudrinskis 20 дней назад

    Parkzer is a cold blooded killer in this

  • @notsatan5287
    @notsatan5287 Месяц назад

    Parkzer made me blart when he started reading the definition of gooning

  • @SwiftStar194
    @SwiftStar194 Месяц назад +1

    How is this not on the friends till death podcast

  • @MepsiPax187
    @MepsiPax187 Месяц назад +1

    I can't believe parkzer blarted

  • @veraithy
    @veraithy Месяц назад +2

    Is it weird that the first Paul Blart Mall Cop movie was my childhood movie?

  • @jamisgood1323
    @jamisgood1323 13 дней назад

    stream ends at 1:33:16

  • @Channeldyhb
    @Channeldyhb Месяц назад

    Vod frogs ❤

  • @rttrss0
    @rttrss0 8 дней назад

    Parkzer is top elite soldier dawg i died ***i blarted

  • @mr.pockets8523
    @mr.pockets8523 Месяц назад +2

    Parkzer feet

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 Месяц назад +4

    pirated the movie to watch this vod
    💯💯💯💯 peak

    • @seatea4358
      @seatea4358 Месяц назад

      Wait why didn't I do this wtf

  • @YTNFSCC
    @YTNFSCC Месяц назад +1

    Hello DouglasDouglas.

  • @Dylanafewnumbers
    @Dylanafewnumbers Месяц назад +1

    Oh Altrive is one of those loud = funny guys

  • @1RiverWang
    @1RiverWang Месяц назад

    Parkzer grippers reveal?

  • @quarez
    @quarez Месяц назад +1

    hello Douglas Dgouas

  • @WhereIsWaluigi
    @WhereIsWaluigi Месяц назад +2

    1:31:00 threw me off

  • @roastingu
    @roastingu Месяц назад +4

    Wait why is it so long doug lasted like 5 minutes?

    • @guycoolSpore2
      @guycoolSpore2 Месяц назад +14

      They were using ReStream and were streaming to all of their channels at once, I believe.

  • @WhereIsWaluigi
    @WhereIsWaluigi Месяц назад

    is Parkzer doing taxes?

  • @viperunknown
    @viperunknown Месяц назад

    What are the names of the other people

    • @qsimmons9263
      @qsimmons9263 Месяц назад +1

      pointcrow (black shirt, glasses) dan/failboat (blue and black square shirt) not sure who long sleeve white shirt is. i think the short sleeve white shirt guy is this youtuber named dougdoug? billy is next to doug and parkzer is the one wearing the adias shirt. not sure who the girl on the ground is

    • @CJ-mk3nf
      @CJ-mk3nf Месяц назад +8

      ​@@qsimmons9263 Long sleeve white shirt on Doug's left is Altrive/Dash, and the gilr on the floor is Abby/AbbyBagel, Pointcrow's manager

  • @kosmo6579
    @kosmo6579 Месяц назад +2

    29:33

  • @wiku7410
    @wiku7410 Месяц назад +1

    diablo the cheater has failed this time, he got sniped by cop

  • @Carlhero-ce2xq
    @Carlhero-ce2xq 24 дня назад

    Proof parkzer is the funniest person in the world

  • @jkrool5684
    @jkrool5684 25 дней назад

    Parkzer feet?

  • @smartassassin4881
    @smartassassin4881 Месяц назад +14

    if this isnt the top candidate for worst stream of 2024, then said future stream contenders has to be sad lmao

  • @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook
    @Multi-Waves_Sketchbook 10 дней назад

    Its actually so rigged this didn't get uploaded on march 28th 2024

  • @elitobin
    @elitobin Месяц назад

    altrive 🤤

  • @eraflowski
    @eraflowski Месяц назад

    can parkzer hearm e

  • @Kaggii
    @Kaggii Месяц назад

    the mcelroys have been me familiar with this movie on a cosmic level

  • @Grindclock_dellamorte
    @Grindclock_dellamorte Месяц назад +3

    I call bs. Laughing cause of park is not the same as laughing from the movie

  • @Tralfazz74
    @Tralfazz74 Месяц назад

    Parkzer Stream: reading up on Chris-chan

  • @ChaoticKittyUwU
    @ChaoticKittyUwU Месяц назад

    EARLY VOD GANG

  • @Mars2519
    @Mars2519 Месяц назад

    This is prob. the worst VOD of all time. Had a Blast.

  • @bubbybigalo_flr581
    @bubbybigalo_flr581 Месяц назад +9

    no views 19 seconds? fell off

    • @birdup1_2
      @birdup1_2 Месяц назад

      What a stupid fucking trend of a comment

  • @flyingoctopus9846
    @flyingoctopus9846 Месяц назад +1

    Doug went to spend quality time with Abby. Well played old bean😊

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 Месяц назад +14

      bro what does that mena

    • @aidennicholson2109
      @aidennicholson2109 22 дня назад

      He's in a relationship with Billie so i hope you weren't insinuating something weird

  • @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog
    @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog Месяц назад +5

    beans on toad

  • @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog
    @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog Месяц назад +4

    I’ve already watched the whole wedding