Ranking Cologne commercials based on how emasculated I feel (VOD)
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2024
- Recorded on 02/15/2024
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Remember everyone, to become a hero you must first become a horse.
But horses empirically don't exist. How do I achieve nonexistence?
But I don't want to get Vaush'd
I haven't watced it yet but trueeeeee
@@WhyWouldRUclipsShowThisThe vaushening is real
@@konnermorris1753 try visiting Australia.
I love the fact that Parkzer answered his classic “hello DouglasDouglas” and LATER found out that Doug was live, meaning that’s not a bit, that’s just how he answers the phone for Doug
is anything Parkzer says *ever* a bit, except when it's clearly humorous like agreeing doug is bald?
I like how Doug used to dunk on Hollow Knight, saying that it sucks, but now loves it. Truly an enemies to lovers moment
When did he say this?
1:02:43@@cybercrasherstv
7:00@@cybercrasherstv
@@cybercrasherstvin his I am good at 2d platformers stream
The one-two punch of Jeremy Fragrance and Jedi Horse had me struggling to breathe.
Doug had a very very specific stream idea and absolutely nobody in chat understood or cared
Cologne gameplay starts here: 36:54
2nd add: 50:22
3rd add (Timmy): 59:17
4th add? (Jeremy fragrance): 1:04:36
JEDI HORSE: 1:09:24
Jedi Horse Strikes Back: 3:40:06
Return of the Jedi Horse: 3:42:19
JEDI HORSE (with Parkzer): 3:52:53
its been out for 2 hours, you sir are a hero
TIMMY
I dipped out at halfway point of the stream so I'm so glad there's more Horse to look forward to
"I've really been enjoying Hollow Knight" 1:03:00
😀😀😀😀
I love Parkzer so much, he somehow has the best comedic timing and WHY is he so ride or die? Was prepared to drop everything to go to New Zealand next week for no reason, just needs his DouglasDouglas to go with him.
Hes such a great friend
This part was so heartwarming to me. Like "I can't go right now but if you want me to spend 3 days in a plane with you for no reason, I'm game in a few days!" is so much stronger than just saying "I love you" back when Doug says it. His actions and reactions make it apparent that he does.
I am gonna take a wild guess and say that Doug didn't expected to having to take a flight to New Zealand out of the Cologne commercial ranking stream
Ever since Bjorn blessed us with his eternal Peggle wisdom, I've been aspiring to be more than what I am. But to do that, I must first become a Horse. Not one of the common, stripey variety, but a Jedi Horse.
from Burberry
As someone who absolutely hates perfumes and cologne, I'd say none of those emasculate me. But put deodorant commercials and we'll talk.
who cares about men S-tier shoulda been I Am Not A Real HORSE Without This Cologne
I feel like Doug’s type is just women with cats
If he made a donation goal to pay for the trip and buy the cologne, it would definitely be the strangest Stream I've ever seen 😂
I love that of all the music RUclips recognized in this video, coffee was NOT one of them 😂😂
1:09:24 The only important moment from the entire stream
Don't forget 2:32:45
@@MrGeneralHeavy Or 4:31:15
4:22:07
I'm very masculine
I'm very masculine
You're not very horse tho
You're not a horse, so you're not a jedi.👎👎👎
I like how Chat wanted Doug to watch Jermy then wanted Doug to put Jermy in S tier, then chat got upset at Doug saying Jermy is a germam right wing extremist. Like guys you wanted him here
"cant just drop everything and go to new zeeland" yea ok u talk like u just dont go "hey chat quick stream got things to do today" and proceeds to make a 8 hour stream
I saw that one million intense ad when I was a kid but I never knew if I had actually seen what I thought I did so for years I waited for it to show up on RUclips and it never did. Now 12 years later I can finally know what it was that I saw. Thank you Doug Doug.
Parkzer is a very good friend, Doug on the other hand.....
I’m an hour in so far and this is absolutely one of the streams of all time
2:34:35 This fits so perfectly wtf
Wow, was not expecting this to be such a great steam lmao
Yet, here I am, dying of laughter several times in the last few hours
He haþ returned!
How did you get thorn? Btw for everyone who doesn’t know what the funky p is, it’s the lost letter thorn, it makes the th sound
@@AidanClutter Icelandic Keyboard + no autocorrect
@@Bubblebiskit2200 must I buy a diff keyboard for this power?
@@AidanClutter No, on IOS/Mobile you can add an Icelandic keyboard in þe settings menu, and for PC you can add United States International keyboard and press alt+t for þ
oh god I got to the very first one and I'm already so incredibly uncomfortable
The singing woman is a siren. I think the ad is a little too high concept. Basically he is being seduced by the sirens song. so ignoring everyone
Damn, watching adds has never before been this entertaining
There was a pretty huge fire that burned down a lot of peoples homes in Westminster (north of denver) in some recent years. Not necessarily city wide devastation but it was pretty serious because of the wind that day.
Hi twitch chat!
Hi singular line of RUclips chat!
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND IS PLAYING HOLLOW KNIGHT??? Where is the real doug and what have you done with him
Not sure why Doug back tracked some on pure xs being creepy. It was a VERY creepy ad (assuming it was without his knowledge). Imagine if it was 10 guys secretly watching.
Great stream though, I made a playlist entirely for Jedi horse
Wake me up when they make a cologne that smells like campfire smoke. I hold my jackets in the smoke when I have a fire because I love the smell
1:51 Not even two minutes into the stream and TTS is already fucking weird
4:21:30 Greatest doug & parkzer moment of recent memory
WOW, I was so emasculated by watching this stream!
this was genuinely one of the funniest streams ever omg
This was pretty good but the ending almost killed me
Doug, the barber shop is CLEARLY in the mountains of the bank vault
New VOD chat, let's go!!!!!!
"Another whale has just hit the second Spire"
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland! 🇩🇪
D:
Deutsche wenn Deutschland in nem ausländischen Video erwähnt wird:
@@star_of_lightDas Video hat Jeremy Fragrance aufm Thumbnail.
@@star_of_light true
@@TheLibermania jo den Spacken kann man gerne verschenken. Den claimt kein deutscher 😂
Game idea: dougasoar game. Twitch chat controls doug on screen to jump over obstacles so he moves up and down. This will give twitch chat something to do when doug is not coding
We're still waiting on that trip to New Zealand you definitely promised to all of us Doug
4:11:40 Sending mods to New Zealand reminded me that airport scene from Hangover 2 😂😂
Coffee goes with EVERYTHING PERIOD! Strong like toffee oooooooh!!!
3:07:18 this man is making zero intentional movements, he's just looking at the camera and being blown around in the wind or whatever.
starting song completely slaps
4:08:54 I'm not going to elaborate, Doug. Suffer.
Congrats on becoming a soldier
I hope he does some challenges with Hollowknight like he does with Spelunky
He was in the desert with my mom when she was researching wolves right before she electric guitar’d
That suggestion about two AI presidential candidates is a REALLY good idea. I hope DougDoug does that.
Was so surprised tp see that NZ Commercial, haven't seen that since i saw a kid
I swear to God I just got that dior ad with Johnny Depp in my RUclips shorts feed
I don't comment very often but I just want to say that after I watched this, I've gotten a lot of ads for Air NZ
seeing Jeremy on the thumbnail, oh man i know where this is going
I doubt it, considering it's going... to New Zealand apparently?
stream ends at 4:31:14
3:43:41 I thought he said keef cup and at first I was like damn I didn’t realize NZ was cool like that
The smell is the smell of NZ air
ALL HAIL REALLY NOT EARLY GANAG!
Definitely not early gang ftw!
The Paco Rabanne one. The guy is aware of the women. He sprays the cologne on his neck area and chest almost instantly, but delays a bit before spraying it on his crotch, he also doesn't specifically look into the mirror when he does it on his neck and chest, but before he sprays it on his crotch he specifically looks into the mirror, sprays and then has that satisfied look.
Pretty sure the idea is that he knows XD
while watching this vod my room started to smell like cologne and i have no idea how the fuck that happened but
can confirm it made me feel masculine
I hear the "GD" brand of cologne is beloved by a ton of people, would be curious to see where Doug would place that in the rankings
to become a hero, i must first become... a horse.
If bologna is pronounced baloney, cologne should be pronounced caloney
I love the people in chat saying, "Doug had a girlfriend?" like they already think they broke up.
1:05:00 this is the most masculine thing I could possibly imagine
As a new zealander, this was a jumpscare
I just wanted to say, I got the Jean Paul Gautier le male perfume for free and it is one of the best smelling colognes out there, expensive though. 🤷
12:50 Does anyone know what song this is?
The Hunters And The Hunted - Bayonetta 3
@@ignitorman7664 Thank you!
I'm going to assume doug sometimes checks comments and remembers the first 20 of this vod.
But I would buy a dougdoug branded olive oil, assuming it had some habanero flavors In fused in it because I love habanero.
Otherwise I wouldn't buy it.
I’m just wondering why he put cologne on before a bath
The fact he himself removed the cross on the free space, which was placed after the second commercial, and not even realizing it is driving me nuts...but this time not even chat realized it....
The absolute weirdos just sending messages about Jeremy to Doug, like... ok, but we're not supporting his beliefs, just how dumb he is
Prime Example of some DougDoug Watchers. I love Doug, but the Community has some really really black Sheeps. Like these People.
Absolutely love Hollow Knight! Hope you can enjoy it, on stream or otherwise 😄 (especially the soundtrack)
I have a rare mutation i don't actually have BO i haven't ever needed deodorant or cologne. That said use doctor squatch
Look I just got here, but if Jedi horse isn't S tier I'm throwing shit
men
women
people
animals
Jeremy Fragrance
horse
I love the sentence "having sex so hard he destroyed the eiffel tower" 2:02:53
COFFEE DIDN'T GET MUTED POGGIES 2:34:00
"i do not feel like i will be a man if i only wear horse cologne" 1:16:37
35:21
Woot!
Doug should take Billie to New Zealand. That's legitimately so romantic
2:14:26 I am a german, i live in munich... and i didn't understand a god damn thing she said
Why is cologne full of giants?
Petition for doug to stream hollow knight but replace the vod footage with pacifist spellunky footage for April Fools
Damn that last prank really got me
1:21:10 Can confirm as a bisexual that commercial is great
i love gd cologne
First Doug stream I got to be in. It was fantastic,
What is Doug’s name??
Doug “DouglasDouglas” McDuggerton, the 3rd
@@tiedeman39 makes sense
Yeah i sometimes don't really see the point of the Ads for Perfume or Cologne.
Like Cologne, which they kind of want MEN to buy, and the Ad is a Guy just staring seductively into the Camera... This ain't gonna make me want the Cologne. And i don't really feel like my Girlfriend would see the ad and thing "I have to get him that!"
Same with Perfume Ads where it's for Women and the Ad is a barely dressed Woman doing weird movements in the backseat of a Car. What is that supposed to say? "This Perfume won't get you a Man, but it might make you really want to do weird movements in the back of a Car.
And the 'best' thing i've seen was a Razor for men.
The Packaging features a CLEARLY naked guy and they just proceeded to sneakily put the "Product Testing says Excellent" sticker where his crotch is.
I'M NOT GONNA BUY THAT!? and i'd be VERY concerned if my GF bough it for me xD
What happened to the peggle ai vod?
there was an issue with it on export. will be up soon
Early VOD gang 😎
All hail the shit king
Do a twitch chat vs yt chat gpt war thingie
Hehe he said colon
Spoilers:
LETS GO BELIEVERS, 3 BINGOS ON THE NEW ZEALAND AIR COMMERCIAL POGGIES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sup early gang! Hope you all have a beautiful day.
Not much
@@sembastings8932fine thanks
vod chat untite
Yt never told me about this stream😢
HE LIKES HOLLOWKNIGHT!!!!
actually made me irritated and sad seeing chatters say Johnny Depp was a sexual and physical abuser.
Can we live in a world where male victims aren't constantly blamed, and can we have women held responsible for their actions? Plenty of evidence prove that Amber was the abuser, and not Depp. He sent some weird messages, but he was literally being abused, and he vented to a friend.
bunch of sexist and ignorant people.
Go have a listen to the podcast "a bit fruity with matt bernstein"s episode on amber, it's a interview/conversation with NBC journalist kat tenbarge where they have a full and closer look at amber and depp's relationship from beginning to end.
The most likely situation is that they're both abusive to eachother, and i can leave whether who's in the wrong MORE to personal opinion,
but you can't say depp was never abusive, that's just plain incorrect.
@@sadlypen8152 No, Amber was physically abusive. Johnny Depp wasn't. Johnny Depp is the literal victim, and that has been proven several times.
Johnny Depp was a drunk, being severely abused by his partner. He made some dumb choices, but all the things he did was justified. For example the weird messages. He was venting to a friend about his abusive girlfriend. Dude is going through trauma.
Johnny Depp IS the victim. You can't compare Johnny's minor actions to Amber's horrible actions. To say Johnny Depp was in the wrong more IS wrong. Amber Heard was objectively in the wrong.
@@androow1983 go listen to the podcast
it traces all the way back to 2009 when 40+ Depp (at the height of his career righ after captain sparrow) first started dating 20+ amber, how depp was known to be violent under influences (drug or alcohol) before they're even dating, Depp himself even referred to this side of himself as "the monster", as proven in court in the uk case with msg record and witnesses.
And if we go by "there's no perfect victim" and u believe "Depp was justified in pushing back against amber bc he's the true victim", then I'm sorry ur just misinformed on the subject,
bc through the lens of "abuse victim" amber is the one who's exhibiting behaviours of a abused victim, not deepp, as discussed in 25:10-32:20 in the podcast. It's 7 mins, go listen at 1.5 speed or sth.
And if u want evidence of depp's abusive history, listen to the first part of the podcast, or just google the uk case, bc it's literally proven by law.
And the podcast do touch on the messy details like the dog poo incident so no need to worry for u tea drinkers out there
We've been through the Heard-Depp trial with tons of evidence and people still call Johnny an abuser, smh
@@lemongreed7916 evidence from which case? bc Depp lose the uk one and had evidence showing his tendency of being physically violent (under substance) before two even started dating.
And in my best faith, I urge u to have a listen to the podcast bc it has a section discussing "how victim of abuse can be seen as the crazy one to the outsider/an untrained eye", and it's just an important issue to be informed on in general.