Why DougDoug is overfeeding Parkzer

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @Goomba456
    @Goomba456 9 месяцев назад +6664

    The DougDoug-Parkzer dynamic is beautiful, I have no idea how they're even friends

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 9 месяцев назад +1537

      It's like they're on complete opposite ends of the Weird Person spectrum and it somehow works as a fantastic friendship.

    • @roxygaming5968
      @roxygaming5968 9 месяцев назад +484

      The best friends make you wonder why they're even friends.

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ 9 месяцев назад +160

      DougDoug-ParkzerParkzer

    • @AceStudios10
      @AceStudios10 9 месяцев назад +169

      Sometimes you mesh with someone very different and it turns out like this lol

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 9 месяцев назад +94

      it's like polarity. opposites attract

  • @Funghios
    @Funghios 9 месяцев назад +5560

    Doug and Parkzer are such a good duo. Doug is chaotic neutral, meanwhile Parkzer has never heard of DnD

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 9 месяцев назад +603

      Dougdoug is chaotic evil, have you seen some of the stuff he's done on r/wehatedougdoug? Horrifying.

    • @HelloIAmAnExist
      @HelloIAmAnExist 9 месяцев назад +247

      ​@@sugoistalin7809yeah, this video is a good example of that. He plans to fatten up parkzer and eat his bulbber

    • @jacksfacts20
      @jacksfacts20 9 месяцев назад +27

      Most accurate description I’ve seen

    • @ArmIessIoveseat
      @ArmIessIoveseat 9 месяцев назад +51

      @@sugoistalin7809Well we hated ougdoug but he’s pretty chill now

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 9 месяцев назад +57

      parkzer has either never heard of dnd or is a professional dm

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад +3561

    Doug seems like he literally could smoke a normal leaf and get high

    • @connorrussell2084
      @connorrussell2084 9 месяцев назад +508

      dougs definitely the one that bought oregano in high school thinking it was weed

    • @Awful78
      @Awful78 9 месяцев назад +16

      💀

    • @snil4
      @snil4 9 месяцев назад +111

      And then he'll say that bell peppers are spicy, even though he is one

    • @Aknilox
      @Aknilox 9 месяцев назад +43

      he is already high without doing anything

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@snil4And that raw potatoes vs pizza is a fair comparison lmao

  • @adityasingh6487
    @adityasingh6487 9 месяцев назад +3927

    why is this phrased like doug is fattening up parkzer in order to cook him like a fantasy witch

    • @Demon_Cleaner
      @Demon_Cleaner 9 месяцев назад +85

      🤫

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 9 месяцев назад +152

      because that is what they wish to imply

    • @genarotorresvargas5513
      @genarotorresvargas5513 9 месяцев назад +8

      Please don't

    • @mamoon304
      @mamoon304 9 месяцев назад +64

      He wants to make a fat pact with him

    • @evelyn315dnd
      @evelyn315dnd 9 месяцев назад +37

      And if he cooks him, he’ll go to waste because Parkzer won’t be around to eat it

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 9 месяцев назад +1061

    That means you can theoretically make a Parkzer trap by leaving a trace of perfectly eatable food that he’ll pick up and eat so it doesn’t go to waste

    • @edwinhuang9244
      @edwinhuang9244 9 месяцев назад +150

      "No that's not how it works"
      - Parkzer(probably)

    • @sapphireblue4031
      @sapphireblue4031 9 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@edwinhuang9244 "Incorrect" -also Parkzer (probably)

    • @buggibii
      @buggibii 8 месяцев назад +35

      pull the string tied to the stick propping the bucket up and rub my grubby little hands together. i've got him

    • @lucasramey6427
      @lucasramey6427 8 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@edwinhuang9244"No, that's not how that works" - Parkzer who is in the process of reaching for a plate of cheese with a cage dangling above him (like in mousetrap)

    • @Alivviegirl
      @Alivviegirl 4 месяца назад +1

      edible, no eatable. eatable is not a word

  • @connorrussell2084
    @connorrussell2084 9 месяцев назад +2043

    DougDoug overfeeds Parkzer because he forgot to feed PointCrow and is overcompensating

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 9 месяцев назад

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    • @unfunnyguy1530
      @unfunnyguy1530 9 месяцев назад +84

      he wants pointcrow to live up to his name by turning him into a slim, lanky plague doctor

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 9 месяцев назад +22

      kind of like how the people in charge of drugs and stuff is overcompensating for the opioid epidemic by severely suppressing adhd medication

    • @decoy1359
      @decoy1359 8 месяцев назад

      @@TylerRice-m1gliterally just google "adhd med shortage caused by dea" lol

    • @Grimrose8
      @Grimrose8 8 месяцев назад

      @@TylerRice-m1gI mean my adhd meds have improved my life significantly and there’s a noticeable difference between my abilities before and after them but okay?

  • @aishayay
    @aishayay 9 месяцев назад +2032

    doug would def title a stream "group pissing with parkzer" for the content

    • @endarkenedgd
      @endarkenedgd 9 месяцев назад +14

      we just have to wait until he does

    • @unfunnyguy1530
      @unfunnyguy1530 9 месяцев назад +31

      only on OnlyDougs

    • @Door227
      @Door227 9 месяцев назад +8

      I’m honestly suprised he hasn’t yet

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 6 месяцев назад +8

      He should make it a normal unrelated stream and then not tell parkzer he named it that so people keep chatting about it and he’s so confused about why everybody is talking about group pissing

    • @endarkenedgd
      @endarkenedgd 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@minaashido518 oh my god yes

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 9 месяцев назад +2444

    How can Doug go on about chat being weird when he uses the term "deflowering toilets"

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 9 месяцев назад +291

      He's either infected by Twitch chat, or Twitch chat is infected by him. Considering how often Chat is horrified and confused, it seems to be more the latter than the former.

    • @water1705
      @water1705 9 месяцев назад +16

      RIGGED

    • @johnkapwn
      @johnkapwn 9 месяцев назад +106

      Because when Parkzer is around Doug turns into Twitch Chat

    • @supotter377
      @supotter377 9 месяцев назад +37

      He feels 10 times weirder when parkzer is around lol

    • @Rev_Erser
      @Rev_Erser 9 месяцев назад

      they are alternatingly possessed by a spirit@@techno1561

  • @CowWithTommyGunAlt
    @CowWithTommyGunAlt 9 месяцев назад +828

    Overfeeding your pets to the point of obesity, is considered animal abuse.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 9 месяцев назад

      Parkzer the secret obese

    • @nikkari5780
      @nikkari5780 8 месяцев назад +24

      But because you phrased it like this, parkzer should be the one to overfeed doug who should be the one to overfeed twitch chat who should be the ones overfeeding youtube chat.

    • @PTp1ranha
      @PTp1ranha 8 месяцев назад +8

      An imaginary Parkzer just read this comment and said, "That is true, but I'm not considered a pet, you can't have another person for a pet." And then the imaginary Doug tried to spin a way to have a person as a pet legally, using Parkzer's lawyer powers.

  • @admiralalyssa
    @admiralalyssa 9 месяцев назад +631

    Doug will overfeed Parkzer but forgets the kibble for the basement...

    • @loffafm
      @loffafm 8 месяцев назад +21

      We need food

    • @enriqueaquiahuatl8554
      @enriqueaquiahuatl8554 3 месяца назад +4

      I wish Parkser would bring us his food leftovers to the basement like he used to, but Doug threatened him and doesn't allow him to anymore

  • @atlaslovesfrogs
    @atlaslovesfrogs 9 месяцев назад +487

    i love Parkzer and dougdoug. Dougdoug feels like the dad who's always doing bad ideas, Parkzer is the mom keeping him together, and Twitch chat is the child watching all of this unfold

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 9 месяцев назад +44

      It’s just a sitcom and it’s amazing

    • @DougSalad
      @DougSalad 4 месяца назад +10

      Twitch chat is someone else's kid entirely who keeps coming up to Doug asking if he has games on his phone

  • @kal-eldritch
    @kal-eldritch 9 месяцев назад +394

    Parkzer giving me flashbacks to my childhood with the "I can't waste food" mindset

  • @bloxyjola6040
    @bloxyjola6040 9 месяцев назад +275

    I feel like doug and parkzer are like a spongebob and squidward deal, where when youre younger you wanna be like doug but as you get older and older you begin to understand parkzer and sympathize with him more

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 9 месяцев назад +290

    Now I think the blonde hair is infecting his brain

  • @Blowter
    @Blowter 9 месяцев назад +281

    I love the individual responses to the idea of both pissing in the same toilet

  • @BigGhoul53425
    @BigGhoul53425 9 месяцев назад +155

    Jesus Doug ate more in that meal than the entire fucking drive thru stream

  • @Laxora_NZ
    @Laxora_NZ 8 месяцев назад +161

    Parkzer legitimately plays the straight-man so well, that half the time I can't tell if he genuinely doesn't get the joke or if he's just pretending to not get the joke to make it funnier (we've had instances where he's indirectly revealed later that he did know that Doug was joking), because sometimes he clearly is, but other times it really seems like he doesn't get the obvious joke and it's like, is he doing that on purpose or is he genuinely missing it?! Regardless of whether or not it's intended, it really makes his straight-man role all the more potent.

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 8 месяцев назад +54

      Parkzer is the master of “yes and”, but it’s with Doug, so it’s “god no”

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 8 месяцев назад +62

      it’s definitely a mix of both. i think it’s he knows doug is fucking around but the intense logical part of his brain takes over and just has to rectify whatever nonsense dogdog spews

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 8 месяцев назад +32

      @@deepseasnailfish I agree, I think that some of the time Parkzer realizes part way through a bit that Doug is fucking with him and keeps playing dumb to make it funnier, but other times he just doesn't have any real certainty the whole time.
      You can't really blame him considering some of the dumb shit Doug does that, when you start telling someone about, just sounds like some massive practical joke or some bullshit someone made up on the spot to be funny, but then you go look it up and it's an actual DougDoug video.
      This is honestly why we like OugDoug now but we used to hate him, until we saw DougDoug and learned what real hatred towards another human(?)being is like.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 месяцев назад +16

      Schrodinger's cluelessness.

  • @magebear7
    @magebear7 9 месяцев назад +433

    Can we talk about, "I can just stockpile calories today and use them tomorrow," thrown in at the end there like it's a normal thing to say, Parkzer?

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 8 месяцев назад +69

      That's... that's just how humans work...

    • @San-nj8fj
      @San-nj8fj 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@geli95usit really isn’t, that’s just asking for metabolic issues

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us 8 месяцев назад +59

      @@San-nj8fj No, not at all, if you eat more energy than your body uses, it gets stored as fat for your body to use at another time. It's harmful if you store too much fat, but it's a perfectly normal thing that human bodies do

    • @SugarbirdyOvO
      @SugarbirdyOvO 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@geli95us Parkzer's alt account spotted

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@San-nj8fj It's a completely normal thing and fundamental to how our bodies are designed to operate. Carbs and calories get stored and then broken down and used for energy later, and humans especially are evolved to specifically use that process to aid in endurance hunting methods. It's literally the cornerstone of our biology's design.

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 9 месяцев назад +132

    I really do hope that Parkzer wasn’t high and was just eating food because Doug was buying a ton of food and he didn’t want it to go to waste

    • @sand7677
      @sand7677 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sorry that this is a month late but I 100% believe this, thank you.

  • @SomeGalNamedEve
    @SomeGalNamedEve 9 месяцев назад +100

    Doug and Parker having conversations over the most random things is one of my favorite running jokes on this channel

  • @hiddenbutdeadly
    @hiddenbutdeadly 9 месяцев назад +142

    Doug and parkzer bounce of each other SO naturally, it's almost insane the chemistry they have!

    • @dustyode1520
      @dustyode1520 8 месяцев назад

      Like their piss streams at the group pissing

  • @alltheclovers532
    @alltheclovers532 9 месяцев назад +81

    Parkzer is the kind of person that will eat the dead rat their cat brings them.

    • @myralyra2404
      @myralyra2404 6 месяцев назад +2

      This is top 5 comments on youtube

  • @zzskyninjazz1821
    @zzskyninjazz1821 9 месяцев назад +124

    I’ve never heard the phrase ‘deflowering the toilet.’ Before

  • @docn1ght
    @docn1ght 9 месяцев назад +156

    this is possibly one of the funniest stories ive ever heard

  • @memory_system
    @memory_system 9 месяцев назад +172

    Parkzer abuse? r/wehatedougdoug will definitely hear about this

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 9 месяцев назад +13

      this is about dougdoug not ougdoug silly

    • @JimboJuice
      @JimboJuice 8 месяцев назад

      why do the rats use monero?

    • @memory_system
      @memory_system 7 месяцев назад

      @@JimboJuice what

    • @JimboJuice
      @JimboJuice 7 месяцев назад

      @@memory_system your pfp

    • @memory_system
      @memory_system 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@JimboJuice what is monero? Lol

  • @ChuggleDBuglGames
    @ChuggleDBuglGames 9 месяцев назад +79

    This is the healthiest toxic relationship I have ever seen

  • @richardpike8748
    @richardpike8748 8 месяцев назад +27

    "I can just stockpile calories today and just use them tomorrow"
    Ah, Parkzer Parkzer, never change.

  • @char1194
    @char1194 8 месяцев назад +24

    As someone who's also obligated to eat any food near me because I don't want them to go to waste, this is my nightmare scenario

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 8 месяцев назад +43

    it would be hilarious to see this conversation transcribed into a disco elysium dialog box

  • @hal6yon
    @hal6yon 8 месяцев назад +25

    I am so here for parkzer being utterly aghast at all the mad shit that doug does even though they have been friends for ages now

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 9 месяцев назад +83

    "Why would you throw away a perfectly good pizza?" Parkzer speaking the TRUTH.

    • @fyzix4277
      @fyzix4277 Месяц назад +2

      No one in this conversation has ever heard of a refrigerator

  • @shriveborn9422
    @shriveborn9422 9 месяцев назад +303

    Parkzer never fails to be overfed

    • @sanctified5523
      @sanctified5523 9 месяцев назад +1

      u know this isn't gotham right

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 5 месяцев назад +8

    Doug seems like a fun guy to live with for like the first couple weeks.

  • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
    @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 8 месяцев назад +37

    You sometimes forget how insane Doug when compared to Chat he almost seems normal but then he has a conversation with someone outside of Chat and he’ll drop the line “deflower a toilet” which is not a thing a completely normal sane person would say

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 7 месяцев назад +6

      It's like being normal for tumblr - you're the most sane person you know until you interact with an actual human being

  • @turtle_lover4213
    @turtle_lover4213 7 месяцев назад +10

    Doug will put more work into feeding Parkzer for the meme than he does into his own meals 😂

  • @Lena-vv7mz
    @Lena-vv7mz 9 месяцев назад +35

    I love their friendship dynamic, like a unserious jokester vs very serious rarely laugh or gets the jokes.

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 9 месяцев назад +68

    im the exact same way as parkzer. i think its a common asian thing tbh, i was super culture shocked when i went to my caucasian friends' houses as a kid and they not only didnt finish the food on their plate, but also proceeded to scrape it into the trash afterwards which would have been an unthinkable criminal act in my household. ive heard the same from a lot of my asian friends, both east and south, our cultures seem to place a ton of emphasis on never wasting food.

    • @corgihero259
      @corgihero259 8 месяцев назад +22

      Hey, I'm Caucasian and I would never think of scraping my food into the trash unless it was literally inedible. What a waste of food, I just throw it in the fridge to eat later. Your friends sound insane even to me

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@corgihero259as someone who struggles with portion size, I do end up scraping my plate a fair amount of time. It’s not because the food is bad, or I’m being rude, or anything. Legitimately it’s too much for me to eat, but not enough to justify saving

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@elliotludwig7487and sometimes it can’t be leftovers like depending on the meal sometimes. best example i can think of is fries (prior to the popular rise of air fryers) if you leave them for leftovers they’re yucky and not really edible at that point.
      idk im runnin on two hours of slep

    • @elliotludwig7487
      @elliotludwig7487 8 месяцев назад

      @@deepseasnailfish literally yes! Some foods taste even better reheated, but so many are just blah! I try to save whatever I can and not waste food. But there will always be exceptions

    • @corgihero259
      @corgihero259 7 месяцев назад

      I typically like cold food but you all have a point. Am I the weird one?

  • @robotrowman8959
    @robotrowman8959 9 месяцев назад +294

    dont overfeed parkzer

  • @FembotFoxxy
    @FembotFoxxy 9 месяцев назад +123

    Dougdoug and parkzer, name a better duo

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад +35

      Doug & Doug

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 9 месяцев назад +20

      Rosa & twitch chat

    • @Lavassin
      @Lavassin 9 месяцев назад +28

      Parkzer and the USA's gun laws

    • @Seetor
      @Seetor 9 месяцев назад +26

      Pajama Sam # 16 and Pajama Sam #17

    • @lfgarrocho
      @lfgarrocho 9 месяцев назад +10

      Ougdoug & Not being hated anymore

  • @spookyplaguedoctor5714
    @spookyplaguedoctor5714 9 месяцев назад +16

    The most jarring thing about this is that Parkzer likes anchovies. They're good but an obscene amount of them and he's still like "yeah sure"

  • @channeleditor9335
    @channeleditor9335 8 месяцев назад +18

    "Parkzer is weird for eating everything, most people would just throw it away."
    "Why is chat saying I'm wasteful?"

  • @saber_the_silly
    @saber_the_silly 7 месяцев назад +5

    We all need a friendship like these two have. Except for the overfeeding. Maybe not that.

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 9 месяцев назад +50

    I can't believe DougDoug does drugs. Even all jokes aside I was genuinely surprised.

    • @rocketfist9516
      @rocketfist9516 9 месяцев назад +4

      Same

    • @LordSandwich27
      @LordSandwich27 9 месяцев назад +41

      I'm pretty sure it's legal in his area so why should anybody care? He also drinks alcohol and nobody seems to question that even though it's way worse for you

    • @lachydragneel
      @lachydragneel 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@LordSandwich27
      Alcohol is a depressant, it slows your brain down, having some alcohol doesn't hurt you its about moderation.
      Drugs like weed are worst than alcohol its late and I don't want to get into it

    • @benhanin6247
      @benhanin6247 9 месяцев назад +27

      @@LordSandwich27I think they just meant that it’s surprising that Doug does weed because he doesn’t seem like a stoner that they’re surprised Doug would break the law

    • @pandy3848
      @pandy3848 9 месяцев назад +41

      @@lachydragneel "here some complete bullshit, but don't argue me on it cause it's late and I don't want to get into it."
      Having some weed also won't hurt you if you take it in moderation. You could even get oils or a vaporizer so you skip the smoking process and make it way better than alcohol if you just look at how bad it would be for your health.

  • @dicey134
    @dicey134 3 месяца назад +3

    Put a plate full of food outside at the middle of the night with a nannycam to catch parkzer

  • @CaptainWoggy
    @CaptainWoggy 3 месяца назад +6

    When Doug was thinking about ordering a terrible pizza at 6:35, a chatter happened to say "A RUclipsr died from doing that" and I assume it was a different, in-chat conversation but its very funny to assume Chat's reaction to Doug ordering bad pizza was NO THAT'S FATAL

  • @pokemonteaml
    @pokemonteaml 8 месяцев назад +5

    The silly man and Serious man dynamic that dog and Park have is iconic

  • @ColorblindMonk
    @ColorblindMonk 9 месяцев назад +10

    I can relate. At work during the busy months there is a lot of leftover catering meals that'd otherwise be thrown away, which I've been taking (and now people ask me to). I haven't gone grocery shopping in 3 weeks.

  • @HunterAllyn
    @HunterAllyn 9 месяцев назад +14

    Doug is the perfect Yes Man.
    Parkzer is the perfect No Man.
    Together they are the perfect men

  • @icebeam-enterprise8164
    @icebeam-enterprise8164 8 месяцев назад +8

    And yet, he refused to try Doug's lovingly made cookies

  • @LegendaryHewy
    @LegendaryHewy 9 месяцев назад +13

    Such a co-dependant relationship.

  • @wisdomteethsoup
    @wisdomteethsoup 8 месяцев назад +10

    This argument makes it sound like neither of them know what leftovers are lol

  • @Jamnn
    @Jamnn 9 месяцев назад +40

    Parkzer my beloved

  • @scorpiloo
    @scorpiloo 9 месяцев назад +38

    I like Parkzers ethics.

  • @illjan
    @illjan 9 месяцев назад +47

    DougDoug and Parkzer in a Feeder-Feedee dynamic is not quite what i was expecting

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 8 месяцев назад +6

    It's absolutely hilarious that DougDoug can't comprehend not wasting food

  • @brianrodriguez3351
    @brianrodriguez3351 9 месяцев назад +47

    May we never forget the stream where dougdoug said it must be amazing to try meth 😂

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 9 месяцев назад +17

      Drugdrug strikes again.

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 9 месяцев назад +6

    This will devolve into a sims house where they’re are plates of food rotting everywhere and someone is making Mac and cheese

  • @alexarmitage3151
    @alexarmitage3151 9 месяцев назад +9

    I can’t believe Parkzer doesn’t believe in toilet plungers.

  • @ColeKimble-r8c
    @ColeKimble-r8c 8 месяцев назад +4

    I can't believe DougDoug is feeding Parkzer so much food while we're down here starving in the basement

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 9 месяцев назад +9

    Doug is the type of guy that would force his friend to eat unhealthy amounts of food just for a bit
    Just remember the fast food challenge stream

  • @George_vv
    @George_vv 8 месяцев назад +8

    Well the Wattpad stocks went up with this one...

  • @twintimeproductions8700
    @twintimeproductions8700 9 месяцев назад +13

    No Obsidian Pillar :(
    The world feels empty

  • @G.A.N.
    @G.A.N. 9 месяцев назад +7

    i feel you Parkzer, nothing can go to waste

  • @xkerberosx1
    @xkerberosx1 9 месяцев назад +3

    Now i am just imagining Doug vs Parkzer at the toilet having a Harry Potter-style pee battle

  • @thehopelessrainbows
    @thehopelessrainbows 8 месяцев назад +2

    nobody mentions how . like. I love that at first the duo seems like "Oh dougdoug's the WEIRD guy and Parkzer is NORMAL"
    Parkzer writes EVERY PART OF HIS DAY on his calendar app, will eat ANYTHING EDIBLE YOU LEAVE BY HIM, is a gun user, not a lawyer but strangely into laws (thats suspicious), and has never heard of anything pop culture ever.

  • @ZephrymWOW
    @ZephrymWOW 8 месяцев назад +5

    Parkzer was raised right or knows what its like to struggle for food thats why lol

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 8 месяцев назад +2

      It seems more like something someone who had to fight with other kids about food would do. Wouldn’t even people with food insecurity still put extra food in the fridge for when they need it?

  • @taro7870
    @taro7870 9 месяцев назад +6

    Doug becomes Parkzer’s new ethnic grandma

  • @anjoliebarrios8906
    @anjoliebarrios8906 2 месяца назад +1

    they're acting like the two options are 1) overfeed Parkzer or 2) throw away the pizza.
    When in reality you can just PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE

  • @Joe_Griddly
    @Joe_Griddly 8 месяцев назад +4

    parkzer: lawfull good
    digdug: chaotic good
    (edit:) dougdoug and parkzer are like the demon and angel on a cartoon character's shoulder when making a decision
    (edit 2) shoot, i didn't see the comment(s) below

  • @featherycoffee1401
    @featherycoffee1401 8 месяцев назад +3

    The fact Doug thinks eating food so it doesn't go to waste when you could throw it out is an insane novel concept is so weird to me

  • @danwellington3571
    @danwellington3571 9 месяцев назад +71

    DougDoug never fails to have a weight gain fetish

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 9 месяцев назад +28

      worst comment of all time

    • @danwellington3571
      @danwellington3571 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@calzoneyyy I am to revolt

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj 7 месяцев назад +1

      I gave you a like but I wish I didn't have to

    • @danwellington3571
      @danwellington3571 7 месяцев назад

      @@WhiteWolf-lm7gjYou literally don't have to
      You're allowed to not press the like button

  • @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736
    @olltraexceptionalcommentor7736 9 месяцев назад +6

    I feel the same as Parkzer, can't let that food go to waste

  • @Extra_YTer
    @Extra_YTer 9 месяцев назад +6

    Dog and Park are such a power duo!

  • @alvinip9128
    @alvinip9128 8 месяцев назад +4

    I've clogged a toilet from vomiting before it's not that hard. When you can't really digest stuff and you just expell a completely filled stomach of not really digested crap it easily clogs a toilet

  • @AamitRudberg
    @AamitRudberg 9 месяцев назад +3

    Who needs enemies when you got a friend like doug

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dougdoug is overfeeding parkzer so that when he finally copks and eats him, theres more to eat.

  • @Tragic_TV
    @Tragic_TV 9 месяцев назад +4

    Who else didn’t know that Doug hit that ganja every now and then

  • @Happy156
    @Happy156 9 месяцев назад +11

    THAT'S MY 7-ELEVEN PIZZA!

  • @Bobomb1000
    @Bobomb1000 7 месяцев назад +2

    as a Wisconsinite its hilarious to hear parkzer call 65 degrees "a little chilly"

  • @Psytric8956
    @Psytric8956 6 месяцев назад +2

    2:47 "We really didn't have to cook the peop- "

  • @VegardMyklebust
    @VegardMyklebust 8 месяцев назад +3

    0:04 DougDoug and Parkzer goes to piss in cross
    0:32 DougDoug is reminiscing of when he threatened to shit in the toilet
    1:40 DougDoug has a eating problem
    2:22 Parkzer also has a even bigger eating problem

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 9 месяцев назад +5

    Dang, Doug almost ate the whole Jack in the Box🤣 also Parker is not a picky eater, I understand that lol

  • @jpsluckhaus
    @jpsluckhaus 8 месяцев назад +1

    Get Parkzer some niche infomercial workout equipment to help him build muscle with all the force fed food, but disguise it all as stream related and not as a way to make bulky Parkzer.

  • @ifergot
    @ifergot 2 месяца назад

    This isn't doug being wasteful, it's doug torturing Parkzer with food.

  • @TheBallSuckler
    @TheBallSuckler 4 месяца назад +1

    i feel stupid for laughing at chat saying “drug drug”

  • @frigidofdoom7191
    @frigidofdoom7191 8 месяцев назад +1

    My grandma lived through the great depression, even after there was plenty enough money and food to go around she still held onto an immense need to make sure that not a single calorie of food she cooked went to waste which she passed onto my mom and my mom passed onto me and my siblings. It's gotten a bit more lenient over the generations, but when growing up I was punished for not eating what was provided to me and if I still refused to eat it they'd put it in the fridge and give it to me for my next meal. I have witnessed my mother take what most people would consider to be empty peanut butter jars out of the garbage to use a spatula to scrape what was left and use it for a sandwich. If we found mold on our bread we were taught to just tear out the moldy parts and eat what's left. Same goes for moldy fruits/veggies. Cut out the mold, use the rest.
    All this to say that even though I am in a situation where I will never have to worry about not being able to get food I will still always finish the food I have or keep it for later and if there is food in front of me I will just eat it, like parkzer does. Sometimes I don't even realize that I'm eating something until I've already eaten more than half of it.
    I have no idea if this is at all similar to what parkzer has experienced in his life, and quite frankly I think some of these behaviors could be classified as symptoms of an eating disorder, but I thought it was interesting to share.

  • @coltonscholl7082
    @coltonscholl7082 29 дней назад +2

    Sometimes I'm Doug, sometimes I'm Parkzer

  • @stewale
    @stewale 6 месяцев назад +1

    Parkzer is going to single-handedly solve world hunger. He is going to even out the average calorie in the world and make it to positive again!

  • @JaredThe
    @JaredThe 8 месяцев назад +1

    This will either go down as a really funny bit people will forget about after a week or be a terrifying segment of a 5 page document on the horrible abuse and crimes of DougDoug. I would be afraid to be Doug’s friend.

  • @polterghost_
    @polterghost_ 9 месяцев назад +2

    The perfect funny man and straight man comedy duo.

  • @zakrydavis994
    @zakrydavis994 8 месяцев назад +1

    This conversation was out of gods view and im all for it

  • @stamx_
    @stamx_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    im honestly with parkzer here, good food will always end up in my stomach rather than the trash lol

    • @stringedmouse7695
      @stringedmouse7695 6 месяцев назад

      But the point is that it’s not good food, and it just barely counts as edible.

  • @Thepangolin150
    @Thepangolin150 4 месяца назад +1

    Doug channeling his inner Italian grandmother

  • @SenseiTizi
    @SenseiTizi 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is Dougs worst take ever. Cooking food as a joke is wastefull. No matter if Parkzer forces himself to eat it or not.

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
    @cheeseburgermonkey7104 9 месяцев назад +2

    Parkzer's business, DougDoug's party

  • @Cool-Vest
    @Cool-Vest 8 месяцев назад +1

    Parkzer has never heard of leftovers. Bro is missing out.

  • @elloo98
    @elloo98 8 месяцев назад +3

    For once I completely agree with Parkzer, you just don't waste perfectly good food, except for the fact that pizza is one of very few foods that taste as good -if not better- reheated. The winning move is to let Doug grab his two bites and just put the rest in the fridge.

  • @flandersnatch2285
    @flandersnatch2285 8 месяцев назад +1

    Parkzer is too pure for doug. Doug give your channel to the real star here.

  • @RubieKanary
    @RubieKanary 8 месяцев назад +4

    Golden Retriver x Black Cat dynamics ❤❤❤

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 9 месяцев назад +73

    i would like to point out that having too much food and not eating it is not any more wasteful than forcing yourself to eat it, as you have already taken the opportunity away from somebody who actually does need that food. do not feel bad for not finishing your meals.

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 9 месяцев назад +8

      That's true but have USAmericans not heard of leftovers? Does US takeout go bad after a night in the fridge? I don't understand why they'd eat it rather than store it for later, especially the pizza

    • @winxwest2964
      @winxwest2964 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@soupisfornoobs4081no, and most sane Americans do

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@soupisfornoobs4081 he mentioned leftovers in the video but also seemed to imply leftovers are only good for a day, which is not true lol

    • @deepseasnailfish
      @deepseasnailfish 8 месяцев назад

      @@soupisfornoobs4081he was high lmao