"Can't You Eat A Bit Less?"
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
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I hope Soy Sundays become a thing too for Nick.
They've been a thing for 30 years
I would treat him so well. She treats him like garbage. I would treat him like the king he is. #JusticeForKevin
I like how right after eating enough bread to feed a third world country and cleaning out wrappers from the same 85 degrees bakery, they go for sushi
I just found it funny that she said she didn't eat fish in America then went for sushi
@@chinBTT no
I’m tryna make it out the hood so on my RUclips channel i do food reviews while I’m high af😌
@@chinBTT How is that possible when it's mostly made my OG's and they can get fish from any place in the world, unless you order sushi from your neighbours basement.. I dont eat sushi but i cant imagine sushi could be that bad just in US
Sushi? They went for bbq. Malena said it in jest.
Yeah, 85C Bakery is a Taiwanese bakery. One common way Taiwanese people praise desserts/bread is "it's not too sweet" because they don't like excessively sweet stuff (more apparent if you compare it to American desserts and pastries).
how do they not like excessive sweetness.... they invented boba tea
@@oreo507 The original boba milk tea was just milk and tea. The bobas are what adds the sweetness to the tea.
since then we have just completely loaded that sh*t with sugar ....
I think you mean Chinese bakery. Praise chairmen Mao!
@@oreo507 Bro everything you think you know is Americanized. Same with panda express its not real chinese food. They change it to be cheaper and to fit our horrible taste buds that fiend for fat and sugar.
Ah yes, I too love Chinese cuisine.
As a Taiwanese it feels super unrealistic to see 85 degrees in these videos lol.
Glad it makes malena happy.
after the recent videos it's only reasonable that we get the first PogO passed the 11 minute mark. We're on a PogO diet
I remember an old goodie with nick and some girl were they good 20+ PogO in under 15
"364 days of the year is international men's day"
bruh.
Damn straight
Why is Malena looking so beautiful these days?
Because she looks happier
Nick's higher testosterone = sex
Sometimes I feel like you guys are actual geniuses the way you have those conversations
im always so surprised to see the amounts of plastic wrapping in bakeries
It’s so weird tbh where I live (in Europe) there’s literally zero plastic in bakery’s
the asian bakery i go to used to have less plastic (u would just grab the bread with tongs yourself) but after covid, they wrapped everything
@@isisvda Exactly, its all just in brown paper bags or some such.
It's so unnecessary. I think people in the states are the worst when it comes to thinking about waste.
@@pvpherthen2981 True, but we also don't regulate much around single use plastics. Some counties are starting to and some states have tried but with little enforcement it's still very common to have loads of plastic for one item.
Malena parroting feminist propaganda ✅
Nick farming ✅
Chill car stream ✅
Nick isint peaceful, he's just harmless. Two completely different traits
stuck in america, in america, in america
ahhhhhhh
stuck in america
you are my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, foreverr
I LOVE MALENA MONDAYS
Malenas reason for not eating fish is still dumb. Yeah you can fish good for you bro.
Another week of "is it a domestic dispute or is it content?"
I could go for a cigarette.
surprisingly there wasnt a lot of pogOs
2:57 i don't think you need Nick to say anything for that to happen 😅
Yeah, she is definitely an annoying privileged B.
never let your girl talk you into doing something crazy or fighting anyone
Ppl sleep on nick and malenas content fr, these car streams are like a hidden gem of entertainment of some sort to me lol.
lol the irony of her telling him to grow a pair - within the same minute then emasculates him 😂😂, i love watching them - they are already married without the certificate
holy shit the PogO counter was just 2. Someone check him T levels, this man is reaching critical levels
Nick is creating a monster with out even knowing it..every time melena is being annoying or dumb he tells her she’s pretty…he’s encouraging and enabling bad behaviour
Or else...
8:55 - Yeah, i'm gettin' tired of her misandry too.
YUP!
u can fish for food in america as well? what?
I would give anything to be in Nicks position. I just want to be black and good at hockey :(
You can trade lives with me then I guess, if the bar is set that low.
Hey, in Norway it snowed like 30 cm in a day. 😊❄️
I'd cut in line if it meant I got to see an nmp vid quicker.
last time I checked tiwan isnt a country
malena loving 85 degrees is so cute
My favorite sports man
moaned out loud when malena showed the bounciness of the bun
Instead of just googling the country of origin for 85 degrees bakery he reads a list of Asian countries from chat. I really lose faith in human intellect sometimes. It's Taiwan btw.
6:47 moments like this are why I can't wait for the channel to start streaming again. I found NMPLOL during the hiatus but they seem so fun and such a good reaction to community jabs
I completely understand Malena with the fish thing. coming from a place built on the fishing industry and access to fresh fish all year round, frozen fish just doesnt compare
Nick is right, too many people obsessed with this weird notion of "grow some balls" bruv, in reality you tread carefully with road rage or confrontation with people you don't know in public, some people arent right in the head, that person could very well have a gun or hurt malena or nick. Even if it was a women that cut them off in that instance, it's good practice not to always give into the urge to just argue or confront people, some people just arent right in the head. Malenas outrage is understandable, but that doesent mean its nicks part to agree just because he's a "man" , "go protect women, oooga booga" fuck that mentality man. What the fuck does that have to do with potential engagement of yourselves and others. It's Wreckless ego driven thinking sometimes
Soy. enjoy living in fear. if you're that afraid of people where you are, you should move- id hate to be an npc like that, petrified in fear to stand up for yourself. pathetic
mans got a dbz pic talking about stay quiet, you never know if there will be conflict uwu, protecting yourself is all that matters. gota be safe to get super old and live out max time as an npc
@L.o yes a dbz pick is a perfect summary of a person's opinion nice!!!. Yes stay quiet sometimes is better than opening yah big ass mouth to say something. It's actually better to not get invovled in confrontation if you don't need to, this hyper manly man aggressive bs is probably likely gonna get men killed than "survive" , seen enough people hype up yhen get humbled I'm real life, but funnily enough alot of guys don't commit to doing something about it when they actually witness silly things like this anyway, sure action can help but minding yah business is also good practice is my point . That's reality. Malenas acting like she's not gonna ask nick to deal with it if it goes south, she needs to re evaluate herself I'm these situations.
And NCP ?? Yes , you getting to avoid trouble=less freedom to think, absolutely love it.
@L.o "soy" yes yes , live in a world where you act like an idiot to every situation. Its called being smart 🤣🤣no one said you can't stand up for yourself just don't apply yourself to every situation brashly and aggressively like malena, if you want to go in situations blindly , then go ahead, idk if you live in reality man. Using "soy" as if that's a real world with any meaning outside of the Internet lmao. Also not every person deals with these situations the same , there's that, nicks reaction makes sense.
@henry jeff sure he is
85 degrees is the best ever!
the thing nick said about woment, I would expand it onto blacks and jews... big time
Malena acts like me when driving
Don't know one woman that drives well.
@@PCgamer923 I do.
@@PCgamer923 that's only because women don't wanna be around you
@@artoro8 My SO and the women in the family love me, does your SO love you?
8:56 About time someone said it lmaooooo
How much is she eating doe?
1-2 Max and i have my dosis of sugar. The fuck lmao
In my country, every day is women's day
Bruhhh i love 85c that shit is so good 😭 I live so far from it tho
So was nabalint fired? Just wondering
Only 2 on the pogo counter. Weak Nick
Looks so yummy i want it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Melena, chill out with the bread
unpopular opinion:
85 degree is overrate. They are popular only because they are a big chain.
your local Asian bakeries are just as good
Wait she smokes?
International men's day is November 19th :)
lol so rich they used a reuseable grocery bag as a trash bag... smh
I really hope Nick is ok when the stream turns off.
Malena is insufferable.
@@Akkryon Nah, she is toxic AF. Constantly on her period and everyone walks on eggshells around her.
@ the fish thing. Malena is right. Fish doesnt taste good, if the delivery chain is too long. I live like 3 workdays away from fresh fish, even though its only 400km. But its day 1) fishing > delivery to the harbour; day 2) transportation; day 3) delivery to the wholesale > delivery to the shops. You cant tell that no longer fresh fish.
Eating 85 degrees as I watch this
mmm i love bean paste! 5:50
International Men’s day is Nov 19
Gotta be the least Pogos from Nick in a while. Hes losing it.
Blame LSF. They were calling him creep so he reduced pogo jokes. Now he only jokes about himself. Uhhmaazing.
@@thermal84 He also didn’t joke this stream because he was preoccupied with her being angry and a terrible driver.
6:50 what a savage dono L LMAO
Malena mondays are the best
Why throw the 'rona away???
to be fair overwatch is a good game can't blame nick
Yeah, sucks you can't play it anymore... 😓
nooo not cigarettes
Awesome video.
SINGAPORE
I feel like this video was directed to me for being 500 lbs
I’m here first?
yep
I'll never understand how people can like pastries. It's just god damn bread
Maybe his wife's going through labour and she needs coffee.
Classic polom👌
Malena seems like she should do more
She literally Carries the whole channel. Nick would be nothing without her. 😂
Honestly judging the way she treats him and how she acts…she is lucky he isn’t physically abusive because a lot of guys would be
weak bait....
No fish in here bro, we twitch frogs just don't care
@@dualmouseman what kinda responses was he tryna bait out?
@@kingklipo triggered simps / feminist type responses I guess
@@dualmouseman simp/feminist
sure man, not normal people who find the comment just weird LULE
I like seeing Malena trolling as a Femcel towards his Incel chat LOL
K
Imagine being as abusive as nick saying melana should be happy at all times that he doesn't beat her then going about their day only for him to abuse her again and again at every turn. They are so messed up mentally. I would have left a very long time ago if I were her, it's not like she can't find another partner.
You have brain rot or something 😂
I mean, yeah, if you wanna be real, that’s a form of abuse.
Bruh chill this is all for the camera
LOL least parasocial viewer. And I'm sure that other partner could be a real nice guy like you!
parasocial
i hope he treats her better off camera, and this is a bit
It is, off their own stream they’re very much a normal couple lol. Just watch other peoples’ streams that they’re on.
@@Jobe-13 they swear that it's not the case so ur wrong
@@Jobe-13 i just peaked at a couple, and it seems more of the same like this, maybe need a deep loremaster
@@CheekyHaggis Of course they swear that, because it's better to maintain the illusion. I'm sure they argue and say stuff to each other like any normal couple but they're very obviously playing it up for content most of the time.
I assume they’re much different off camera, but even the fake abuse does get annoying and cringe after sooooo much of it. More so when you’ve grown up knowing people like that lmao
Um what? Malena says she doesnt like US fish because she can go catch it herself in Norway? LMAO WHAT kind of logic is that?
OmG bRo DoNt BoThEr Me, NeW nMpLoL vId DrOpPeD
At 4:28 she wanted to say the n word but didn't lol...
Your fish comes from an ocean of anger LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. o