He Wasn’t Supposed To Know This…
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Today we are reading chat's dark confessions and it got pretty bad!
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In kindergarten in America you aren't allowed to attend if u aren't potty trained. Accidents happen but still you have to be potty trained here
These viewer confessions confirmed to me that chat is actually full of unhinged psychos.
I am one of them, I confirm
Its not just chat the world is full of unhinged psychos
really? i thought they were pretty tame
@@pjdlol Not all of the ones shown on stream are in this video.
Yeah, because ordering pizzas under a wrong name is something only a psycho would do, how dare he!
Was pretty common in preschool for the teachers to wipe your butt. I only needed a person once and still remember it vividly.
At no time has a teacher ever touched my ass (to be fair, as an autistic child, I didn't like being touched by anyone regardless and even my parents were careful as to not touch me more than they had to as they knew it was bound to make me upset), by the age of 3, I had a schedule that i had to follow and learned to use the bidet at home, never had to deal with using the restroom at school for anything but peeing, not until I was 7, and by that time I was pretty self sufficient. The trick to learning quickly? The fear of god, a belt and mother's flip flop. Unfortunately, turns out some methods of teaching leave you with lifelong trauma, especially if you are neurodivergent.
Wtf u got touched up by your teacher that's not common place
My teacher would hold my peepee for me lol
Was not allowed at mine. Parents were called to handle the situation.
I threw up on a teacher in kindergarden
The confusion about wiping is about the terms for daycare/preschool/kindergarten. It seems like they're the same thing in Norway, like they are in my country. We don't distinguish between those terms at all, ages 1-5 is all the same thing. You may start going there when you are 1-2 years old, obviously you can't wipe yourself at that age.
Typical potty training age is 18-24 months, maybe 3. Malena wild for thinking kids are wearing diapers in kindergarten lol
That's from personal experience. They're fuckin stupid for 6 years old, she said she's 6 in kindergarten, to need their teachers to wipe their butts🤣🤣🤣
teacher dont really wipe as cuz its a requirement that kids are potty trained before prek or kindergarten. I was fully potty trained at 3
I'm with nick I don't understand the public sex story. The details don't add up
Wiping your own ass in kindergarden isn't a US/Europe thing, it's a parent thing.
Some parents manage to teach their kids to wipe, some pamper them and do it for them.
I remember I always felt weird and didn't understand it in kindergarden, when some of the kids yelled for the teacher to wipe them.
Like, why don't you do it
It's a simple misunderstanding of the term kindergarden. What Americans call kindergarden is called pre-school in Europe and when Europeans talk about kindergarden they actually mean American pre-school.
@@d34d10ck Kindergarten is American pre school, they both talking about pre school, whats the mix up?
I'm Swedish and she's for sure talking about where you go from ages 1-6. Aint no 3 year old properly wiping their own ass.
@@onZampie chat wiped their ass when they were 1 years old😎
I remember I used to sit on the toilet yelling I need help until someone would come and wipe me.
Why is nick rocking the pablo escobar fit?
What restaurant did they go to? Did they say it and I missed it?
I really want to send a confession, but I need to create a new account for it. There is no chance I could use my real account.
Malena is 100% correct in the mall cop story.
Yo
snusar nich eller har han en allergisk reaktion? phWat
hi first
first!
if you live alone peeing in shower should be normal
In the US preschools teachers change bullet proof vests not diapers😂
Okay
My confession is that I like Nick and Malena the same amount.
My confession is that I agree
Oh fuck... my mom was an alcoholic and I used to try and hide her booze too.
It's oddly comforting to know that I'm not the only one to go through that.
I find it bizarre you thought you were to begin with.
@@grilledleeks6514 it feels that way because no one ever talks about it
Nice, I was taking my parents booze and drinking it. They kept it “hidden” in a weird spot in the cupboard so I’d just take a bunch and replace it with water. I figured out how to take off bottle caps without damaging the seal too, so I could take some, replace it, and put the cap back on like it was never touched. I was in deep.
@@STOPSYPHER lmao same kinda i never did the water thing but i had a friend who did that but my dad would would buy a ton of beer at a time like cases and get pissed cause i would go to take a beer and my stupid ass would just take one at a time but then grab another and accidentally drink them all pretty frequently and they started really hiding it from me they even got a walkin that had a lock on the door to keep us out but ya he would get mad af also that didnt work like every lock they ever bought could be raked easy af lmao
The crazy part is there is no statute of limitation on arson 💀💀💀 he could get arrested if they ever find enough evidence
What about a confession on a twitch stream? Can that be use as evidence.
You could easily pass it off as a joke, but yea with enough evidence you can be accused of anything tbh
@@morrisdavidmullings9833 not in the u.s. Not even a confession at the scene of a crime can be used because it can be seen as an "untrustworthy source"
@@leonardosantuario3346 just like how me telling people my biological dad is an unidentified serial killer is an “untrustworthy source”. I’m just some guy 😁
those sunglasses are unmatched, and the stache to compliment it is wildly badass good for you nick
so i posted this before he took his glasses off bro you look like 50 years old without the glasses, keep them on
nmp burner account becomes self-aware
The local preschool won't even take kids who aren't properly potty trained lol
You can’t enroll in kindergarten if you can’t use the restroom like that’s one of the only requirements…
I know malena is slow…but the fact that she had teachers wiping her but in school is wild to me
lol mine had the be in the intro
I remember some girl in my kindergarten class shit on the floor 😭 that was not normal in kindergarten
You guys give me more than one reason to dislike this video. Its okay if you don’t like anime or something but disliking something without understanding it completely is ignorance.
Anime can be x10 better than any Hollywood shit. In fact anime not just a genre it’s a whole industry just like hollywood. It’s have shows, movies, for kids, teens, adults everyone. If you don’t like anime thats mean you didn’t watch the right anime yet.
Another is that guy making with who knows who confession.
god this is cringe
“Woke up, came out of the vagina” - Malena
when malena is saying the schools, half the words she's saying are synonyms for the other half of the words she just said like what
0:42 this isn't part of the script, Nick
wtf everyone in my kindergarten was toilet trained
The censored names 🤣 nice attempt
Imagine thinking Americans are more intelligent just bc they go to school since theyre 4 LUL theres a reason the NA education is a meme
If a teacher ever had to wipe your ass in kindergarten or pre k they would complain to the parents. We are supposed to be potty trained before going to pre k and we are 4 turning 5 a child should know how to pee and poop on their own at that age
kindergarten public school teachers I know are not out there wiping butts lmao that kids having their parents called and getting a new pair of pants brought to them or getting sent home
Hot Take:: the only person who cares about if, where and with how many people he had sex,
is him.
Even with Malenas bad temper i dont know how she does it, i would die from frustation trying to talk with Nick my goodness
Hei NMP who is SONIA and WHY DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER?
Good job to you editor, the jellybean video got me...
Confession time . I left my pube trimmer in a drawer in the bathroom when I was living with my ex and her dad was using it on his face lmao
Another fake relationship for RUclips and the least effort for content I have ever seen .
Capital punishment for weird mustaches.
What the hell? I think I was wiping on my own at like 3yo.
My name is Jimie and 13:50 gave me goosebumps. Am gay?
11:42 Same but I did it with printed copies of that dragonball Z sailor moon porn that I downloaded on dial up and printed using a 90s printer in my mom's bedroom because that's where the computer was. Gateway computers. Thanks bb.
Did they mean "larceny" or "arson?"
Good job on the censors editor lmao
nick looks like hes PC.. like PC principle.
i'm glad my name is common as dirt lol
Why is it so strange for preschool teachers to wipe butts.. It must be way more awkward for retirement home nurses to wipe butts.
Malena on happy pills again I see
Yo that pizza person is great! I wonder if their room mate also knew about the scam lol
Hell yeah to the person who sold Sable pictures at school lmao... my confession is when I was around 14 I started a WWF/WWE Divas website, and it actually got pretty big, which is great...but having a big forum dedicated to wrestling girls, while not even 18 yet, is kinda bad. It was called DivaEmpire, it peaked at 8000 members, before Google existed 🕺🏼🕺🏼 TRISH STRATUS TITS FTW
Still got the mustache right
? Why? Its the most cop looking mustache ive ever seen.
Does Malena get molested at kidergarten? No one can touch at that age, what was all that...
7:03 Is Nick cosplaying Bernie from weekend at Bernies?
We Revealed That Our Viewers Need Therapy*
Just u Ur weird
MY TEACHER WIPED ME
Can Nick stop staring into the camera like that please. Nick, stop looking at me with that tone of voice!
gonna be honest, those confessions didn't make me laugh, at all.. that shit was cringe. but nick and malena made me chuckle.
i liked this video because nick got kisses
Is this old content or was the whole quitting streaming thing just a lie?
I have never heard of a Kindergarten Teacher wiping a kid's behind. The most they would do is give a kid a change of clothes if they peed themselves really badly.
Exactly. Kindergarten age is old enough. I could understand if the kinds were toddlers
5:00 i could use the toilet and ride my bike without training wheels at 2 or 3 years old, in fact I climbed out of my crib at 3am while everyone was sleeping and went outside to take them off to practice by myself in the pitch black until 7am in the morning, I still remember it.
Not gonna lie Nick is trolling for content but he knows how to rizz up Malena.
My man we’re foreskin brothers 🙈
4:11 lol it clearly says (serendipity)
Nick, it's fucking normal okay
What's normal?
@@phanomtaxskibididoodoo oh, kindergarden and preschool teachers having to change diapers or wipe your butt
13:20 adriana chechick could easily
what is this look and style omg
I needa know what they are eating
Thank god all these names are totally censored and no one can clearly read names through the blur
7:07
“i just pooed a little bit, it’s going to smell”
I've been told a confession by an acquaintance that might of won this.
Again, this is NOT ME. I'm not sharing anything.
- "One time this girl was giving me a hj on top of a building roof (hotel? don't remember) and to not make a mess, I came off of the roof and it went multiple stories down and landed on an elderly couple that thought they got shit on by a bird" - Beat that one
KAP
@@thesleeper4319 Could be, but he seemed pretty serious. Perhaps he added the elderly couple in, but I definitely believe the rest from how he told the story. This was a few years ago
@@Anonymous_Music I believe it till the elderly couple part too
@@thesleeper4319 Coulda been added for effect. Either way, the dude came off of a roof onto a public place full of people
4:15 serendipity lol
Only Malena and a Hawaiin tourist dang odd video
yo
13:43 lmao 🤣😂
You guys are hysterical. 😂
😂😂😂😂
1st i guess
At no time has a teacher ever touched my ass (to be fair, as an autistic child, I didn't like being touched by anyone regardless and even my parents were careful as to not touch me more than they had to as they knew it was bound to make me upset), by the age of 3, I had a schedule that i had to follow and learned to use the bidet at home, never had to deal with using the restroom at school for anything but peeing, not until I was 7, and by that time I was pretty self sufficient. The trick to learning quickly? The fear of god, a belt and mother's flip flop. Unfortunately, turns out some methods of teaching leave you with lifelong trauma, especially if you are neurodivergent.
@@nightwatcher6866 So many signs, but it is very likely he isn't on the spectrum, or at least, isn't going to be diagnosed as such. Being on the spectrum is not a disease, and that makes it a lot harder to clearly diagnose, so a lot of people who "seem normal" aren't diagnosed despite having certain minor neurological differences that are more in line with those on the spectrum.
When talking about Neurodivergence, and not just being on the spectrum, I find that almost ALL successful streamers are neurodivergent, in one way or another, from terrible ADHD, to being on the spectrum, to OCD, narcissism, in some cases even psychopathy, and then even more rare you get smaller streamers with schizophrenia etc.
Malena finding out she was sexually assaulted when she was 4 is pretty wild
anybody know the spot they got the chicken sandwiches from? they looked goooodddd
Malena looks actually rizzeable now she's a redhead. Still nit nearly as gorgeous as britt doe
Bro just keep that to yourself.
@slugoo no britney alexander is a gorgeous queen and will bring it up every opportunity I get.
@@jimmy_butler she looks like a troll with red hair tf you mean bruh
@@jimmy_butler I wish sometimes people like you would go outside...
yeahhhh that last one about the 5 year ex underwear... thats a man thats killed people before for sure.
😂
I like watching their yt videos while i eat, so i sat down, noticeed this video in my feed, took my first bite, clicked it and immediately lost appetite