Derpy dog falls asleep during haircut

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  • @Toasted.Pencils
    @Toasted.Pencils 3 года назад +7677

    hearing her say “I gave him a nice round dumptruck” in the most monotone voice is so funny

    • @rujuspo
      @rujuspo 3 года назад +27

      Ikrr

    • @melissacorrigan84
      @melissacorrigan84 3 года назад +237

      Have you watched her other vids 🤣 she’s done some amazing ones. “It was like a dog had exploded in here” “as I put him in his happy hoodie, he looked as though had seen some things” 🤣

    • @tarua3076
      @tarua3076 3 года назад +10

      @@melissacorrigan84 ikrrrr

    • @brownyoda5230
      @brownyoda5230 3 года назад +77

      And in one video when dog sat down she said "he parked his royal behind" 😂😂😂

    • @aubreydanae3637
      @aubreydanae3637 3 года назад +72

      her sense of humor is brilliant! i love when she drops a funny line randomly

  • @lauravoss4936
    @lauravoss4936 3 года назад +19312

    Fred looks like he has never had a single thought in his life and I love him so much for it.

    • @elliottstevens7168
      @elliottstevens7168 3 года назад +186

      🤣

    • @mzanomaly007
      @mzanomaly007 3 года назад +869

      No thoughts. Just fluff.

    • @kayleemichell5408
      @kayleemichell5408 3 года назад +259

      The way I snorted at this comment lmao

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 3 года назад +127

      @@asz-themoonwalker2771 I love this whole line of comments and all three of them are true, in a way I didn't know I needed to see articulated.

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 3 года назад +126

      No thoughts, just love?

  • @gunnersubbu
    @gunnersubbu 3 года назад +3917

    To be fair, those clickity-clicks are very relaxing (as long as the scissors are held by someone who knows what they're doing). There was this barber near where I used to live; he'd never push your head this way and that, he'd go around and be absolutely gentle. And yes, I will admit I fell asleep a couple times in his chair.

    • @greecoboost
      @greecoboost 3 года назад +149

      I totally get that. Before I moved, the barber I used to go to would do the same. Very calming and relaxing.

    • @GuyBelievesInWorldPeace
      @GuyBelievesInWorldPeace 3 года назад +16

      yEs

    • @lutenic6111
      @lutenic6111 3 года назад +33

      We had a barber in our society for over 20 years.
      Same thing happened with me multiple times over the years.

    • @nostalgicrobot
      @nostalgicrobot 3 года назад +58

      So dogs like ASMR too!

    • @DevilGiga
      @DevilGiga 3 года назад +51

      Happens to me as well from time to time. There's this barber shop i got to and there's this one guy cut barely touches or moves you while cutting your hair. Very, VERY embarassing when suddenly you fall asleep and your head drops

  • @maxdangers
    @maxdangers 3 года назад +1720

    Fred has no awareness of his own existence, he is my spirit animal.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 3 года назад +563

    Fred has that “I don’t know what’s going on but I’m just happy to be here” look

    • @zyrrah5881
      @zyrrah5881 2 года назад +8

      When you name a Pomeranian “Fred” you’re asking for it 😆

  • @alleosussquirt8041
    @alleosussquirt8041 3 года назад +3836

    Fred has a constant look of uncertain concern yet curios to see where things go on his face.

    • @sweptapostle2473
      @sweptapostle2473 3 года назад +23

      That's honestly the best way to put it

    • @unknownmoonchild9970
      @unknownmoonchild9970 3 года назад +10

      Pretty much

    • @Gusanoman
      @Gusanoman 3 года назад +2

      That's impressively accurate

    • @Kittiesdawn
      @Kittiesdawn 3 года назад +2

      That’s curious, not curios.....you’re welcome.

    • @theangrygermanlad1328
      @theangrygermanlad1328 3 года назад +2

      The look of when your friend is going to do something VERY dumb and dangerous

  • @joshuadoll9000
    @joshuadoll9000 3 года назад +3302

    "He looks like Sid from Ice Age"
    Oh god now I can't unsee that

    • @stephanieeide1076
      @stephanieeide1076 3 года назад +35

      His line would be "they do this every year!"

    • @kimberlyjakes7107
      @kimberlyjakes7107 3 года назад +14

      Crying laughing right now!!! 🤣🤣🤣
      I can't unsee it either!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sharleen62
      @sharleen62 3 года назад +9

      Absolutely he looks the same🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noxhamilton704
      @noxhamilton704 3 года назад +8

      @@stephanieeide1076 "Doesn't anyone care, about Fred the Pom?"

    • @onewiththelunatics
      @onewiththelunatics 3 года назад +2

      @@stephanieeide1076 That's exactly where my mind went XD

  • @Rexotec
    @Rexotec 3 года назад +5758

    "He is a Pomeranian"
    Ma'am that is a happy little cloud with wings

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 года назад +78

      Maybe he should have been called Bob Ross.

    • @rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698
      @rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698 3 года назад +26

      @@paulmurgatroyd6372 yeah, the fellow on PBS that did landscape paintings?

    • @sparker1045
      @sparker1045 3 года назад +3

      Nah it’s a byb disaster

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 3 года назад +15

      @@rebeccaofsunnybrookfarm6698 Yes, he was always talking about happy little trees and happy little clouds.

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 3 года назад +8

      Walter Sobchak:
      Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
      The Dude:
      You brought the f***in' Pomeranian bowling?
      Walter Sobchak:
      What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f***ing beer. He's not taking your f***ing turn, Dude.

  • @Lovely_Shadz
    @Lovely_Shadz 2 года назад +36

    whenever the camera pans up to his little face with his tongue out it’s just pure and adorable
    live well derpy puppy💜

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 3 года назад +1044

    Her: "You still have your testicles, whatchya got those for?"
    Him: "Oh god, they told me this wasn't the vet, THEY TOLD ME THIS WASN'T THE VET"

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 года назад +4

      it's actually very recommendable if you can otherwise prevent breeding to not desex dogs until they're well over a year old (preferably several years), as both spaying and neutering have clear statistically significant negative health impacts that are worse the younger the dog is when it's desexed (both types of sex organs' hormone production has relevance to the healthy development of other body parts). in many cases, desexing young dogs does overall make sense because non-lethal population control takes precedent, but if a young dog is kept apart from other dogs it could breed with by very attentive owners, and isn't wreaking havoc with any behaviours that would best be fixed with desexing (which in many cases could probably be fixed better with more exercise), it often is the better choice to not desex them at all, or not until halfway through their life.
      although I still do judge anyone who buys a dog as a mere pet instead of adopting one of the many otherwise at risk of being euthanized, and of course in most places, most animal shelters and rescue organisations desex all dogs. but it would be nice if they found a different system to avoid desexing dogs under 1-2 years of age. maybe they could make people pay a deposit in the high hundreds to low thousands of dollars, and when they bring the dig back to be desexed when it's old enough, the, get the money back. of course that would still mean some risk of accidental breeding in the meantime, but if a dog is desexed at 2 years old, that still means that for most of its life it can't breed, so most of that risk is removed. and the deposit for very young dogs could have the positive side effect of making more people adopt older dogs, which really for probably the majority of people is the better option.

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 года назад

      @Delyan Kirov yeah I'm pretty sure that's bullshit. CERTAINLY not "as early as possible".

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 2 года назад +1

      @@Ass_of_Amalek yeah unfortunately my family had this experience...we were kinda lied to about how old our pup was and by accident cut his balls too early so now he's got a big body but smaller head and I'm assuming it's because the hormone imbalance stunted some of his growth he's super goofy lookin and he's a very "no thoughts head empty" kind of dog

    • @Ass_of_Amalek
      @Ass_of_Amalek 2 года назад +1

      @@abbie_joan I haven't heard of such an effect, and it seems a little unlikely to me. the only thing I'm aware of is microcephaly (in humans, but may exist in dogs), but that is already apparent at birth.

  • @cheyenne2328
    @cheyenne2328 3 года назад +1475

    Could you imagine getting a haircut and the barber just casually asks
    "You still have your testicles... what do you got those for?"

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 3 года назад +51

      Yeah, I would not go to that barber (with the sharp scissors) again!

    • @IRBitterSoB
      @IRBitterSoB 3 года назад +110

      I don't think you are sitting in the chair properly...

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 3 года назад +17

      @@IRBitterSoB but the haircuts are free when you do it their way lol

    • @deviouscreature6833
      @deviouscreature6833 3 года назад +4

      Snip snip.

  • @betteldottel
    @betteldottel 3 года назад +1976

    This good boy was made to be a meme template. He looks like the most adorable derb.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +3

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear be

    • @goose7666
      @goose7666 3 года назад +16

      @@AxxLAfriku the hell

    • @anyario
      @anyario 3 года назад +8

      @@AxxLAfriku the fuck

    • @lavendelelv
      @lavendelelv 3 года назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku the hell?

    • @jonathan89920
      @jonathan89920 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfrikuw u t

  • @galaxywolf500
    @galaxywolf500 3 года назад +6617

    I literally wheezed when she went “Oh Fredrick. You still have your testicles.”

    • @Likiita
      @Likiita 3 года назад +630

      "What you got those for?"

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 3 года назад +229

      Because he's such a stud! I mean just look at him.... 👁👅👁

    • @kweeniepiez
      @kweeniepiez 3 года назад +137

      seriously, get him fixed. why would you want to breed a dog that has the derp 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @funkyscott8274
      @funkyscott8274 3 года назад +190

      @@kweeniepiez bruh

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 3 года назад +106

      @@kweeniepiez yeah he’s not exactly a prime specimen

  • @alicelee5045
    @alicelee5045 2 года назад +6

    I love Fred's cute and playful personality. Falling asleep while being groomed is a compliment to Vanessa. I think he was very deserving of his red carpet farewell.

  • @HonestlyAsh-1015
    @HonestlyAsh-1015 3 года назад +165

    Ah, yes I love how Pomeranians are fluffy and then when you wash them, their just *INSTANT FLOOF GONE*

  • @Uknow_imright
    @Uknow_imright 3 года назад +6446

    I really hope his full name really is "the fabulous fred" and not just fred. My daughter named our chihuahua "mr. Peanut biscuit the marvelous" when she was 6. Now she's 11 and just calls him peanut. But when the vet calls to remind us about boosters or appointments, they always use his full name.

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 3 года назад +1105

      I have a chinchilla named Mary Destroyer of Worlds….nobody from the vets office has ever made it through reading her name without giggling

    • @michaelakindley9644
      @michaelakindley9644 3 года назад +204

      We have chasey wasey elaine

    • @MrDeathBunny
      @MrDeathBunny 3 года назад +329

      I had one ferret named Prince Edward the Magnificent, and the other was Jack Black.

    • @lemonsharks4598
      @lemonsharks4598 3 года назад +450

      My mom calls her rottweiler “big sexy man” as a joke and she said that at the vets office and they overheard and called out “big sexy man” when it was time for his appointment. We didn’t realize they were trying to bring our Charlie back to get his shots until someone walked up to us and we couldn’t stop laughing and had to make it known his name is actually Charlie. (It was a new vets office)

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 3 года назад +155

      My boy was named Mastah Flamez. Always a treat to hear the vet or groomer on the phone say his name lol

  • @Boredchinchilla
    @Boredchinchilla 3 года назад +2225

    There is a Korean grooming channel called “shu and tree”. They use little jacuzzi tubs with herbs in them for the dogs to chill in and nearly ever dog falls asleep during their groom. It’s so funny to see.

    • @SS-tt8le
      @SS-tt8le 3 года назад +58

      love that channel! :D

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 3 года назад +83

      They're so kind to the dogs even cat they help rehome a few

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 3 года назад +38

      Shu and tree is my other favorite pet grooming channel :)

    • @vegasgirl3538
      @vegasgirl3538 3 года назад +16

      I love Shu and Tree!

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 3 года назад +54

      @A random space bean with internet access. I mean its relevant since it's similar content so who cares. Also this channel is doing just fine anyways.

  • @paxformichella9834
    @paxformichella9834 3 года назад +620

    every other dog getting groomed: "this is the end. i must scream for my life"
    fred: "snooze time"

    • @lalaithan
      @lalaithan 3 года назад +4

      My dog: THIS IS THE END IMMA DIE
      He's a shih tzu with a drama problem.

    • @peepandstitch
      @peepandstitch 3 года назад

      @@lalaithan aren’t we all dramatic in our own ways 😂
      But seriously that sounds so cute

  • @anelisamorgan8590
    @anelisamorgan8590 2 года назад +43

    It's nice to see Fred so relaxed, he starts to fall asleep. He's so flippin' adorable! 😚🐶❤

  • @jaime8505
    @jaime8505 3 года назад +62

    I mean this with all my heart: I would die for this silly looking, fluffy bootied boy.

  • @GradyChambless
    @GradyChambless 3 года назад +2847

    Those zoomies are absolutely top-tier. Well done, Fred.

  • @aleialaw
    @aleialaw 3 года назад +1797

    I have never seen such a young dog so still and calm. Fred is so handsome.

    • @Paradox_Edge
      @Paradox_Edge 3 года назад +25

      Some doggos just built different. We breed those doggos and make more of that type appear. Rinse and repeat and you got yourself a LOT of goode boyes.

    • @redlinetuber3431
      @redlinetuber3431 3 года назад

      You actually think dogs are good?? they are the worst animal in the world

    • @jeeperspeepers8323
      @jeeperspeepers8323 3 года назад +23

      @@redlinetuber3431 Yeah, but what about your mother?

    • @redlinetuber3431
      @redlinetuber3431 3 года назад

      @Lani Kalapu dogs have killed more humans than car crashes have they are not our friends

    • @mmellifluouss
      @mmellifluouss 3 года назад +6

      @@redlinetuber3431 who/what hurt you?

  • @venacrum1615
    @venacrum1615 3 года назад +616

    “nice round dump truck” 😆 who among us does not want a nice round dump truck

  • @mn9120
    @mn9120 Год назад +3

    He is great. And he is not thoughtless or unaware, but he thinks not judges, and he is present in the moment, so totally aware. Some people got it all wrong about this fluffy butt.

    • @juu0n
      @juu0n 9 месяцев назад

      how the hell would you know that 💀

  • @miserymachine8533
    @miserymachine8533 3 года назад +26

    “And when he’s all wet, he reminds me of Sid from Ice Age.” I laughed so hard, I accidentally switched videos.

  • @StGroovy
    @StGroovy 3 года назад +790

    This channel is never going to get old. As long as there is a single dog left in the world, there will be content worth watching.

    • @twilight3272
      @twilight3272 3 года назад +26

      Even if all the dogs disappeared I’d be watching... (so I can see the dogs again ;-;)

    • @stevierose8749
      @stevierose8749 3 года назад +19

      She's cracked the content creator code

    • @abbeydawes5786
      @abbeydawes5786 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely

  • @lauram3115
    @lauram3115 3 года назад +676

    I just love this channel. Especially when she says “tidy up his grinch feet.” I don’t know why that cracks me up every time.

    • @jazzkoen
      @jazzkoen 3 года назад +7

      Same!!!

    • @laurac86
      @laurac86 3 года назад +3

      Me too!! 😂

    • @maraj7752
      @maraj7752 3 года назад +2

      I read this comment right when she said it!

    • @elleryeggen9678
      @elleryeggen9678 3 года назад +6

      It's the "sanitary area" that gets me!

  • @ame-chan579
    @ame-chan579 3 года назад +891

    This dog has the derpiest expression ever.
    He's adorable ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

    • @roa3432
      @roa3432 3 года назад +5

      @bad1dobby I thought I recognized that derpy smile somewhere, he definitely reminds me of Norbert 😆

    • @Timmysthirdbirthday
      @Timmysthirdbirthday 3 года назад

      thank you amey chan i want to decapitate the mutt as well

  • @fiberpoet6250
    @fiberpoet6250 2 года назад +10

    Pomeranians are ridiculously cute
    And Fred’s goofy expression had me giggling
    Such a doll

  • @katiea2228
    @katiea2228 2 года назад +366

    I love when people give the most mundane middle aged man names to their dogs. Fred, Leonard, Stanley, Bob…
    Update: I met a 3rd dog named Walter today

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 2 года назад +10

      @Katie A Add names Barney and Harvey to your dog names’ list

    • @llllllllllllily
      @llllllllllllily 2 года назад +9

      Don't forgot Earl

    • @katiea2228
      @katiea2228 2 года назад +7

      @@llllllllllllily I know two Earls at my daycare and each dog’s parent thought it was so funny someone else named their dog Earl! 😂

    • @mumoftwins8620
      @mumoftwins8620 2 года назад +5

      I have a staff cross his name is Bruce

    • @scottsw25
      @scottsw25 Год назад +2

      My husky/golden is named Roger and i have another dog named Franklin

  • @carolinegkiser
    @carolinegkiser 3 года назад +1891

    Hands down the funniest thing you have ever said, "Oh Frederick, you still have your testicles. *pause for dramatic effect* "What you got those for".

  • @QueenOfPessimism
    @QueenOfPessimism 3 года назад +882

    Love it when silly looking animals have absolutely normal human names like Fred😭🥰

    • @eliko1724
      @eliko1724 3 года назад +19

      i have a kitten named lexi and she always looks terrified, hope you like that mental image

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 3 года назад +30

      'And This Is My Cat, Hank. He's An Asshole.'

    • @Artifying
      @Artifying 3 года назад +2

      My first dog was named Fred! He was such a funny little guy!

    • @Isa-tn7ex
      @Isa-tn7ex 2 года назад +1

      I’m thinking of composer Frédéric Chopin as a Pomeranian and the image isn’t leaving my head 😭

    • @RBFBettyCrew
      @RBFBettyCrew 2 года назад

      Haha, totally!

  • @MrDeathBunny
    @MrDeathBunny 3 года назад +1373

    I love when the whispies get trimmed and rounded out, really makes them look like a stuffed animal. My mom's lab/shepherd Homer naturally has fur like that, he's a teddy bear.

    • @katsu9582
      @katsu9582 3 года назад +4

      Sure he is a Lab shephard Mix? i had a Lab shephard to, but he and his siblings were nowhere fluffy o.o

    • @MrDeathBunny
      @MrDeathBunny 3 года назад +14

      @@katsu9582 well he's a rez dog so I'm sure he has other stuff, those are just the most apparent. He's not very tall so he probably has some medium breeds in there. Though to be fair all the labs and lab mixes here are smaller than I'm used to.
      All his siblings around town look just like him too, its like their mom copy pasted and just changed the white marks on the neck and chest around a little for each.

  • @Caratdarla
    @Caratdarla Год назад +2

    I need a Fred in my life!

  • @GildaLee27
    @GildaLee27 3 года назад +38

    Fred is a joy-bringer. Thank you for sharing his groom with us.

  • @kategrossi8717
    @kategrossi8717 3 года назад +481

    Holy. Crap. When you said "he reminds me of Sid" I LITERALLY laughed out loud.. so true!

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 года назад +6

      I read your comment before she made that comment. And I still laughed because it's that funny!

    • @Zavitor
      @Zavitor 3 года назад +2

      When he was soaking wet, he kinda looked more like Bill the Cat.

    • @sophiahenderson4362
      @sophiahenderson4362 3 года назад

      Right!!

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 3 года назад +814

    "-and this fluffy booty-boy-"
    A sentence I never thought I needed to hear xD

  • @H3st1a0
    @H3st1a0 3 года назад +631

    The name Fred just fits him

    • @tu6lips
      @tu6lips 3 года назад +13

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @migz121
      @migz121 3 года назад +3

      Definitely!!! Just like "Fred Flintstone"!!!

    • @angelicpretty777
      @angelicpretty777 3 года назад +2

      he is the perfect Fred.

    • @alicedwonderland7733
      @alicedwonderland7733 3 года назад +1

      Yes, and the opposite behavior of Fredo, the drama-queen husky from a few months back!

  • @krs5115
    @krs5115 Год назад +2

    He looks fabulous.

  • @candyh9876
    @candyh9876 2 года назад +2

    Fluffy Booty Boy ❤️FRED❤️ is adorable !

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 3 года назад +4575

    “One of my favorite things about Pomeranians…is i can deflate them.”
    *immediately cuts to deflated dog*
    This woman is a gem

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 3 года назад +45

      Groomer deflated my pomeranian, can't have shit in Detroit

  • @YM-co1iy
    @YM-co1iy 3 года назад +334

    "and of course I tidy up his Grinch feet"
    Giving the people what they want! ❤️❤️

  • @onlinechaosgremlin
    @onlinechaosgremlin 3 года назад +324

    "Oh Fredrick, you still have your testicles" got me haha.

    • @jessicare5331
      @jessicare5331 3 года назад +45

      "What have you got those for?"

    • @themediocremen1128
      @themediocremen1128 3 года назад +8

      That really caught me off guard

    • @Hail_To_The_King
      @Hail_To_The_King 3 года назад +2

      I missed it, what's the timestamp?

    • @16poetisa
      @16poetisa 3 года назад +4

      @@Hail_To_The_King 0:17

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey 3 года назад +1

      Fred: I don't know. Maybe I'll never know...I Love zzzzzzz

  • @heatherwarner865
    @heatherwarner865 2 года назад +3

    I have been incredibly blessed to have had 2 Pomeranian and they are some of my favorite dogs ever. They are sweet, lovable, energetic little balls of fluff...but heaven help you if one gets loose. We chased my 1 year old little boy for six blocks before he was tired enough to let us catch him.

  • @carlahubbard7561
    @carlahubbard7561 Год назад +8

    Oh I love the derpy Freddie! Thanks for sharing, you made me smile big!

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul 3 года назад +130

    A coworker used to bring his Pomeranian into the office occasionally and I would pick her up and set her on my desk so she could derp at me while I worked for an hour or so lol.

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 3 года назад +301

    "And now I will leave you to enjoy the most hilarious blowdry."
    Fred in a Happy Hoodie. 😂

  • @jessebriee3918
    @jessebriee3918 3 года назад +135

    Fred is so relaxed with you, he's able to fall asleep. That's a wonderful compliment.

  • @GLORIOUSCHONK
    @GLORIOUSCHONK 3 года назад +5

    what an angel of a poochie. I love him.

  • @ratattack246
    @ratattack246 2 года назад +1

    Such a majestic cotton ball

  • @cincocats320
    @cincocats320 3 года назад +473

    I love how he feels so good after his haircut he does a majestic pose in the background at 3:07. Everyone, no matter how derpy, deserves to feel such pride and well being. Good on you Sir Fred 💕

  • @rainbow_blacklight
    @rainbow_blacklight 3 года назад +57

    “i give him a nice round dumptruck” made me spit my water out LOL

  • @NatLaS
    @NatLaS 3 года назад +745

    Seeing Fred falling asleep during his haircut makes me wonder.... Do dogs experience ASMR as well?

    • @ElenaV.1314
      @ElenaV.1314 3 года назад +63

      🤔 Interesting thought, I'd be curious about animals in general too. When I was 8 years old, I did my science fair project on what kind of music my guinea pig liked best. Got some definite reactions from her between Rock, Country, and Classical.

    • @avianahelena
      @avianahelena 3 года назад +28

      @@ElenaV.1314 Well, don't leave us hanging! What did she like best? :)

    • @ElenaV.1314
      @ElenaV.1314 3 года назад +105

      @@avianahelena Lol! If I remember correctly, she made a lot of noise when the rock music played, the classical put her to sleep (not surprisingly), and she got in the farthest corner of her cage away from the country 🙂

    • @avianahelena
      @avianahelena 3 года назад +45

      @@ElenaV.1314 Every last bit of that checks out, lol. Thanks for indulging my curiosity!

    • @NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5
      @NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5 3 года назад +21

      @@ElenaV.1314 YES!!! Your Guinea Pig is my spirit animal!!!

  • @debbrown3760
    @debbrown3760 3 года назад +6

    Aww hes so cute with his happy hoody on and his tongue sticking out. Hes gorgeous

  • @mariagodfrey4049
    @mariagodfrey4049 3 года назад +8

    That pose at the end. He knows he's fabulous.

  • @samanthamarie5828
    @samanthamarie5828 3 года назад +78

    i cannot be the only one that heard the “oh fredrick! you still have your testicles!”

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 3 года назад +414

    Why the hell am I watching dogs being groomed, and why can’t I stop?!

    • @tommyvercetti891
      @tommyvercetti891 3 года назад +21

      Because u were destined to find this channel .

    • @R.Lennartz
      @R.Lennartz 3 года назад +33

      Cute dogs, nice lady, that's why.

    • @aquariussolaris2492
      @aquariussolaris2492 3 года назад +25

      It cleanses the soul. And the dog.

    • @janetsutherland7649
      @janetsutherland7649 3 года назад +16

      Oh I know. This channel is making the pandemic bearable.

    • @ihatechange
      @ihatechange 3 года назад +8

      @Wil Cee * Me too. Well it's better than watching podiatrists repairing ingrown toenails, which I found myself doing yesterday. LOL!!

  • @Raphie009
    @Raphie009 3 года назад +265

    "What'cha still got _those_ for?"
    [30 minutes later] *takes out large scissors and trims towards the nutes*
    Fred: [sweats nervously]

  • @amzieeherb1981
    @amzieeherb1981 2 года назад +3

    He's so stinkin' cute, his derpy face makes my little soul happy!

  • @Sabreeshuh
    @Sabreeshuh 2 года назад +3

    He's too cute! I bet he was really fun looking during his pom uglies phase

  • @mierardi88
    @mierardi88 3 года назад +155

    Doggio Arfmani? come on, that's adorable!

  • @paladinnine859
    @paladinnine859 3 года назад +92

    The fabulous floofy Fred
    Mistook the grooming table for a bed
    The Zoomies went to his head
    Cant wait to see more of Fred

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ 3 года назад +3

      This is a great poem right here

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 3 года назад +2

      @@strawbxrrypanic_ Could be a hip-hop or rap hit.
      “Raise ya paws in the air like ya just don’t care!”

  • @pip_plorp
    @pip_plorp 3 года назад +60

    I love Fred and everything he stands for

  • @mikeemmons1079
    @mikeemmons1079 2 года назад +1

    Majestic Derp. Rare combination.

  • @molly_1976
    @molly_1976 2 года назад +1

    "Fabulous Fred" is adorable! 💗

  • @annatheangel3787
    @annatheangel3787 3 года назад +28

    “I tidy up their grinch feet” is the best line ever! We always wait for you to say it!

  • @connorstenz4296
    @connorstenz4296 3 года назад +91

    "Oh, Frederick! You still have your testicles!"
    Was not expecting that.

  • @Whatever1076
    @Whatever1076 3 года назад +176

    Paw Patrol officer Floyd: Son, have you been drinking?
    Fred: Not this again...

  • @--_--IMP--_--
    @--_--IMP--_-- 2 года назад +2

    Fred is awesome. All animals with a bit of derp are awesome.

  • @CookiehsAndDreams
    @CookiehsAndDreams 2 года назад +18

    Fred is the definition of "no thoughts, head empty"

  • @RedneckOgre
    @RedneckOgre 3 года назад +23

    Fred out here bouncing around looking like a Zigzagoon avoiding a Pokéball.

  • @call2872
    @call2872 3 года назад +78

    I wish I can be as carefree as Fred. Never a day goes by with a single thought of sadness.

  • @jai598
    @jai598 3 года назад +128

    That little tongue out of his mouth was cute and hilarious

    • @oxanatarashchuk4598
      @oxanatarashchuk4598 3 года назад

      This dog has a cute personality 🥰 Love how he used to play with her at the end, can't believe he is old 🤗

    • @oxnyxws
      @oxnyxws 3 года назад

      It appears cute but I think it must actually be torture for dogs who have to put up with it can you imagine having part of your tongue sticking out all the time and having it dry out?

    • @Kris-ve5dj
      @Kris-ve5dj 3 года назад +1

      @@oxnyxws fear not. It doesn't stick out all the time. Just when he is relaxed! He pulls it in ALL the time. You have seen but three and a half mins of compiled footage. He is most comfortable, ALL of the time!

  • @hawkgirl9984
    @hawkgirl9984 2 года назад +1

    omg i think this has to be the cutest Pomeranian i have ever seen. His tongue hanging out of his mouth all the time is the most adorable thing ever

  • @golgarisoul
    @golgarisoul 3 года назад +1

    Look at that good pupper. Sweet baby.

  • @NineInchNeckbeard
    @NineInchNeckbeard 3 года назад +65

    Vanessa's sense of humor is great lol

    • @11matt11
      @11matt11 3 года назад +7

      It's what makes her videos great, as she has such a unique, original sense of humour.

  • @parmeiladhevi8602
    @parmeiladhevi8602 3 года назад +188

    His face is literally saying "I believe I can fly." while being blow dried

    • @miserymachine8533
      @miserymachine8533 3 года назад

      Isn’t that an actual scene from Ice Age 2? You know, with the opossums, when Manny launched one of them with the tree?

  • @bobloblaw204
    @bobloblaw204 3 года назад +49

    Found this channel a few weeks ago by random.....it's not even my thing, but has grown on me and I wish to thank the Uploader for sharing.
    Makes us laugh every time.
    peace.

    • @gabriel-de8yv
      @gabriel-de8yv 3 года назад +3

      It just grows on you. Her deadpan delivery and the adorable dogs are addiction fuel.

    • @Sally4th_
      @Sally4th_ 3 года назад +2

      I'm not even a dog person & have never owned one but I'm totally addicted.

  • @jroysims44
    @jroysims44 2 года назад +1

    Fred's terrific in all ways.
    He's one of the Good Guys.

  • @Ammiller5
    @Ammiller5 2 года назад +1

    No thoughts, just vibes

  • @cathands
    @cathands 3 года назад +17

    i absolutely adore dogs who always have their tongues sticking out. my older chihuahua is missing a few front teeth so he has a permanent blep and its just about my favorite thing in the world.

  • @pursang833
    @pursang833 3 года назад +22

    Every dog lover should have at least one derpy dog in their life. I've had several and have always found them to give me the most smiles.

  • @nicholasnicholas3306
    @nicholasnicholas3306 3 года назад +23

    Fred is a adorable derpy floof

  • @BUG_gamez
    @BUG_gamez 3 года назад +1

    small derpy dogs are my spirit animal

  • @imzadi83fanvids7
    @imzadi83fanvids7 3 года назад +1

    I love how you call them "Grinch" feet. I had a Chinese Crested and I always said she looked like a cross between a Dr. Seuss character and a Muppet.

  • @blueroseofpurity9691
    @blueroseofpurity9691 3 года назад +34

    Fred is SO cute!! I find the fact that his tongue permanently sticks out totally adorable!!

  • @icefirewolfodell9946
    @icefirewolfodell9946 3 года назад +94

    Apparently his hair cut is very relax, Fred starts to fall asleep
    Literally same effect, I'm falling asleep, not because it's boring, I'm just tired today

  • @gillriet773
    @gillriet773 3 года назад +97

    "..why you got dose for?"
    and hes like,
    "I have passed down my clearly impressive genetics to many a young pup already miss"

  • @badnewsBH
    @badnewsBH 2 года назад +1

    Fred was a very tolerant young man during this event, the picture of maturity. :)

  • @TomatenDK
    @TomatenDK 2 года назад +1

    Do you ever have owners shed tears because of the beautiful dog they get back ?
    Im a cat owner - but It sure does bring tears of joy, watching your videos. Look at those funny beautiful dogs :)
    And ofc your comments sometimes are just priceless :D

  • @shashankschannel
    @shashankschannel 3 года назад +4

    That little ball of fur floating around at the end looks adorable 🐶

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead 3 года назад +47

    I love how a cute little dog like him is named Fred since it reminds me of this one dog in my last neighborhood named “Frank” that seemed a little too fluffy for such a name. 😂 I’m glad Fred ended the groom with a smile on his face! :)

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 года назад +1

      I knew a fluffy chihuahua x something called Jim. He got called James whenever he was in trouble.

  • @millieg1526
    @millieg1526 3 года назад +10

    Fred is literally an animated powder puff with a face 😂😍 I am in love!

  • @angiev1840
    @angiev1840 3 года назад +18

    Fred is definitely very fabulous. You did a wonderful job grooming him.

  • @slxxpypxtels2718
    @slxxpypxtels2718 2 года назад +3

    Grinch feet ✨
    Beautiful bob ross dog with grinch feet 😍😍✨

  • @tyreesetjjoyner1995
    @tyreesetjjoyner1995 3 года назад +22

    So sweet and adorable.

  • @superguaja7443
    @superguaja7443 3 года назад +7

    I respect Fred so much he so chill

  • @Khalith
    @Khalith 3 года назад +5

    Aww. Years ago my grandma had a Pom, she was the nicest sweetest dog I ever met. She never growled, never bit, and always wanted a cuddle. Didn’t have a mean bone in her little body. I still miss her sometimes. 😭

  • @renee9318
    @renee9318 2 года назад +1

    He’s ADORABLE!

  • @KristaKissinger
    @KristaKissinger 2 года назад +1

    Fred is precious