Fuel thief accidentally siphons motorhome toilet into his own mouth - Peculiar Portions Podcast #30

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @OctaneIsNot6ft
    @OctaneIsNot6ft 3 года назад +344

    For two guys that lived, worked, and flourished on a whale you’d think they know more about the species

    • @rocketforthree4479
      @rocketforthree4479 3 года назад +27

      Flourished, then subsequently nearly killed

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 3 года назад +14

      That whale was a girl whale, remember?

    • @MrDuck-po3wy
      @MrDuck-po3wy 3 года назад +23

      @@Zamandu Let me remind you that Lewis Brindley gave that whale a penis and also gave that genitalia a pricing.

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 3 года назад +19

      @@MrDuck-po3wy That may be so, but it was referred to as a girl by everyone else long before the "penis incident"

    • @Jash0192
      @Jash0192 3 года назад +6

      Good reference!

  • @Delaterius
    @Delaterius 3 года назад +162

    I don't want to have to go to court and say "I'm sorry Sainsbury's for saying that your baked beans have sperm in." - Simon Lane, 2014

    • @sheeep_ish
      @sheeep_ish 3 года назад +5

      gees this reference is gold!

    • @vrostar
      @vrostar 3 года назад +7

      Is that a fucking MoonQuest refference !

  • @TheTacticalGame
    @TheTacticalGame 3 года назад +191

    I’m so damn happy this exists. Best thing yogscast have made in a while!

    • @CommentCritic
      @CommentCritic 3 года назад +21

      Peculiar Portions give a lovely throwback to the times of the YoGPoD. The OG duo is irreplaceable.

    • @joelsweeney4024
      @joelsweeney4024 3 года назад +5

      Still prefer yogpod, but this is a good second

    • @_e8a
      @_e8a 2 года назад

      dont you know these things get better with age

  • @pacosoentken303
    @pacosoentken303 3 года назад +46

    I like how Lewis is back to his old beans theory he was talking about in moonquest

  • @moldiworp9143
    @moldiworp9143 3 года назад +171

    I get confused between entomology/etymology and it bugs me in ways i cant explain.

    • @5hadow5talker
      @5hadow5talker 3 года назад +7

      If this is intentional it deserves so many upvotes!!!!

    • @LucasCarter2
      @LucasCarter2 3 года назад +8

      @@5hadow5talker It’s obviously intentional.

    • @paulyguitary7651
      @paulyguitary7651 3 года назад +2

      The depth of this short sentence is mind boggling.

    • @moldiworp9143
      @moldiworp9143 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i used to tell a lot of puns in drama but then I got bard.

  • @dylanphelps5061
    @dylanphelps5061 3 года назад +204

    Suffolk Gazette is a parody news website! This is why we don’t have Lewis’ Portions!

    • @BobT36
      @BobT36 3 года назад +17

      Ahhh like the Onion? Do your research Lewis!

  • @amaworm
    @amaworm 3 года назад +42

    I love the moments where Lewis makes Simon lose it but still continues talking as if nothing's happened.

  • @Qaztar44
    @Qaztar44 3 года назад +26

    This stuff really is just unfiltered Simon and Lewis humor and it’s so good

  • @stonebuckman
    @stonebuckman 3 года назад +84

    Goodness I always look forward to Fridays specifically for Simon and Lewis to rant about literally anything. Highlight of my weeks no doubt!

    • @dazzad1539
      @dazzad1539 3 года назад +2

      The audio gets uploaded to Spotify on Thursdays too so I can get my fix twice

    • @sxmdt
      @sxmdt 3 года назад +2

      me too. they never fail to give me a chuckle. been around since israphel days. its crazy to seen how theyve grown

    • @stonebuckman
      @stonebuckman 3 года назад +2

      @@sxmdt I have too, it's nice to get my Lewis and Simon fix with these. Still love em as much as I did back then

    • @sxmdt
      @sxmdt 3 года назад +1

      @@stonebuckman wholesome moment

    • @hamz8790
      @hamz8790 3 года назад +1

      @@sxmdt what a name lool

  • @PirateDion
    @PirateDion 3 года назад +97

    "How stupid can it get?"
    Lewis don't open that door.
    We're having to deal with too much stupidity as is.

  • @davidmagee4468
    @davidmagee4468 3 года назад +21

    i miss Simon in the regular games. Everytime he does a cameo i get so excited.

    • @connormceachron9460
      @connormceachron9460 3 года назад

      Is there a reason he stopped being a regular participant?

    • @kdmedia1534
      @kdmedia1534 3 года назад +1

      @@connormceachron9460 I think it’s just mental health problems, not sure of the specifics. But I imagine he likes to just play stuff that’s stress-free like Minecraft and that, and these podcasts too.

    • @davidmagee4468
      @davidmagee4468 3 года назад +1

      @@connormceachron9460 my understanding is he had health issues and decided to retire but later came back to do his podcast and some light streaming with others every now and again.

  • @pantherette113
    @pantherette113 3 года назад +15

    I 've heard of the Walnut story and the keeper is incredibly passionate about saving these cranes from extinction and he is actually doing this with several cranes lol

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 3 года назад +80

    The police actually managed to catch the thief. He had an alibi prepared but the police weren't buying it, they said he was full of shit

    • @OhSoUnicornly
      @OhSoUnicornly 3 года назад +6

      His lawyers say that their defence quickly went down the toilet.

    • @brillbillbo
      @brillbillbo 3 года назад +3

      The campervans owners said the whole experience left a bad taste in the mouth.

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 3 года назад +4

      Hang on, let me set up my drum set...
      Where the fuck do I put the snare? Just a moment...
      Is this cymbal the right way up?
      Okay, lemme just... *thud thud thud* Okay, the bass is working okay...
      Wait... hold on... fuck... Where are my sticks?
      Oh, found 'em, they were in my back pocket. That's a stupid place to put them.
      Alright, I think I'm ready.
      *rimshot*
      *clatter*
      Dropped my drumstick.

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 3 года назад +6

    I cannot stress this enough: I fracking love this series.

  • @bigfoot9405
    @bigfoot9405 3 года назад +21

    "Man meets object... doesn't have to be a Woman" - Brindley, 2021

  • @Junbav
    @Junbav 3 года назад +118

    the suffolk gazette is satire, that first story isn't true

    • @AbsoluteTravisT
      @AbsoluteTravisT 3 года назад +64

      Simon almost immediately called it with Hugh Dunnett, he's gonna be so mad Lewis nearly RUINED his show. It's SIMON'S Peculiar Portions, NOT LEWIS'!!!!

    • @AberrantChibi
      @AberrantChibi 3 года назад +11

      Sooo... Lewis slipped a Yourhammer poopstory into things? The takeover is slow and subtle...

  • @foo219
    @foo219 3 года назад +5

    "Have any sea birds fallen in love with wales?" Asking the important questions.

  • @foreshadowing_panda3928
    @foreshadowing_panda3928 3 года назад +8

    27:30 there are indeed different words for different love! Eros and Agape.
    (Ah-gah-pay) (eh-ross)

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, I love being left agape

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 года назад +2

      So Eros is for romance and Agape is for being left walking funny?

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 10 месяцев назад

      Storge - greek for affection, empathy bond
      Philia - greek for friendship, friend bond
      Eros - romantic love
      Agape - greek for charity, unconditional "God" love
      the greek words were more put into use by the christians later, but that's besides.
      i think lewis was more thinking of Storge for pets

  • @frog42
    @frog42 3 года назад +6

    Nothing like a nice warm pint of spunk after a hard day's news

  • @knitterknerd
    @knitterknerd 3 года назад +2

    How is this podcast so heartwarming?

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog 3 года назад +35

    Second Suffolk story in a month. I’m worried we’re becoming the Florida of England

    • @idiotstupid5904
      @idiotstupid5904 3 года назад +4

      i think that crown belongs to Norfolk, don't worry.

    • @sammya7117
      @sammya7117 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure we always were xD

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 3 года назад

      Almost as good as the Betoota advocate

  • @JohnReiher
    @JohnReiher 3 года назад +10

    That's an old saw. Having ridden in one and helped my dad empty the septic tank from our RV, there is NO WAY you'd mistake the septic tank cap for the fuel cap... For one thing, the septic tank cap is lower down and is 7.5cm is size...

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 3 года назад +1

      Who knows, might just be a big fuel tank!
      Obviously it wasn't...

    • @JohnReiher
      @JohnReiher 3 года назад +1

      The odor alone would tell you it's not fuel.

    • @joelsweeney4024
      @joelsweeney4024 3 года назад

      There was a true story of this a few years back

    • @SepticFuddy
      @SepticFuddy 3 года назад +1

      Not to mention there's typically a valve you need to open to drain the black water, which will then pour right out. Way different than a gas tank. Happen to be watching this in my 5th wheel RV and am very confused how anyone could possibly make that mistake far enough to get it in their mouth.

    • @RollerOfEyes
      @RollerOfEyes 3 года назад

      Well it's on a fake news site so

  • @Khrayfish
    @Khrayfish 3 года назад +5

    Lewis definitely took the bait. First and last time Lewis gets to submit his own story. For shame.

  • @commandercody886
    @commandercody886 3 года назад +4

    Iv been rewatching old Minecraft vids and comparing them to now and man so much had changed except there still good ol chaps🤗

  • @ThomCote88
    @ThomCote88 3 года назад +2

    Many birds choose one mate for life, though a notable exception is parrots, who practice Pollyamory.

  • @iain-duncan
    @iain-duncan 3 года назад

    Very big fan of this show, loving the dynamic duo

  • @CeeJaeRgh
    @CeeJaeRgh 3 года назад +14

    "Let's sit down with my dinner and watch some peculiar portions..."
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @filnn
    @filnn 3 года назад +2

    Wow, did I make a mistake watching this episode while eating...

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean 3 года назад +6

    "the podcast is almost over" luuuuuulll

  • @comedyaddict123
    @comedyaddict123 3 года назад

    I didn't expect spoilers for a book I'm about to start 😂

  • @RobTheSquire
    @RobTheSquire 3 года назад +1

    The story of the Loch Ness Monster was created by an Irish Monk in the 1500's or so..Most monks around the time did nothing but pray, preach, brew beer and drink.

  • @BeastlyTT
    @BeastlyTT 3 года назад +10

    "All baked beans except Heinz baked beans has whale sperm"
    So that's Bush's Beans secret ingredient?

  • @bradbignell9361
    @bradbignell9361 3 года назад +2

    Just popped down stairs to get a drink and then walked back into my room at 15:00 and for a second I thought I was having a stroke 🤣

  • @mrrmellowman9649
    @mrrmellowman9649 3 года назад

    Walnut the Crane is the best story they've covered

  • @samuelcox9656
    @samuelcox9656 3 года назад +5

    37:00 im crying, just how done simon is

  • @ancientturtle
    @ancientturtle 3 года назад +7

    Thank you for keeping this enjoyable show going.

  • @huntergibson9359
    @huntergibson9359 3 года назад

    I have always specified when it comes to love between romantic love, and platonic love.

  • @davidmurray3542
    @davidmurray3542 3 года назад +4

    The thing with Havana Syndrome is that it was first reported by US agents who were in the embassy to spy on Cuba: a pretty stressful job. The symptoms they reported were insomnia and headaches: quite common signs of stress... But layer that with the fear of secret weapons, etc. from the Cold War and the persistent noise of cicadas buzzing and you end up with agents convinced they're being targeted by some kind of microwave ray developed by the Soviets.

  • @Kiltiee
    @Kiltiee 3 года назад

    I got a strepsils advert right before Simon talked about water trick for sore throats, and I also have a sore throat

  • @ColeTheBug
    @ColeTheBug 3 года назад

    No, you don't understand. The crickets ARE the superweapon!

  • @jacobgame2757
    @jacobgame2757 3 года назад +6

    We do have a word for it. Love in a non sexual way is platonic

  • @marbyyy7810
    @marbyyy7810 3 года назад

    fav day of the week c:

  • @SparksNZeros
    @SparksNZeros 3 года назад

    Crane should of tried taking her for a cheeky nando's xD

  • @holychaos453
    @holychaos453 3 года назад +6

    21:25
    This reminds of my one of my favourite jokes.
    People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology really bug me in ways I can't put into words

  • @joannafullerton4869
    @joannafullerton4869 2 года назад

    The crane episode reminds me the one episode of Frasier with the pr photo with the crane.

  • @ColeTheBug
    @ColeTheBug 3 года назад

    Insect and ghost fall in love. I need to write that down. That's a great idea for a novel

  • @BungSpoot
    @BungSpoot 3 года назад +3

    imagine being married to a bird you artificially inseminated, that's some heavy shit.

  • @superbunnybun
    @superbunnybun 3 года назад +2

    Lewis's senility getting worse and worse.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 3 года назад +2

    Sounds like something that would happen in The Inbetweeners.

  • @drummanicman
    @drummanicman 3 года назад

    "Hi. Its me. Mr shit eating fuel stealer." Who is gonna admit to that?

  • @jonathanfreytusfreitas
    @jonathanfreytusfreitas 3 года назад +1

    I actually listened to the podcast last night (this one), and I came looking for it here (private video). I can never do that, I always have to see visuals.

  • @ean0818
    @ean0818 3 года назад +8

    The final story is really enhanced by imagining them referring to women every time they say birds

  • @Saltynerd
    @Saltynerd 3 года назад +6

    "Man meets object, could be anything, could be a woman" -Lewis

  • @neongnome81
    @neongnome81 3 года назад +5

    I will never learn not to watch these while eating dinner.

  • @theunoriginaljess
    @theunoriginaljess 3 года назад

    well they think you're gross, lewis

  • @Ryzati
    @Ryzati 3 года назад +8

    Wow I remember watching you guys make the Jaffa cake factory on minecraft! Watched every episode it’s good to see you guys still going strong!

    • @ritecomment2098
      @ritecomment2098 3 года назад +3

      its the only worthwhile thing they have done so far. endless TTT prove me right,

    • @Ryzati
      @Ryzati 3 года назад

      Ha!

  • @JasonAguirre
    @JasonAguirre 3 года назад +1

    Simon, I will be extremely disappointed if you aren't in the new Willow series, mocking Warwick Davis' accent in the background...

  • @DlSASTERCHlLD
    @DlSASTERCHlLD 3 года назад

    What, did people believe whales just jizz straight salt or something? Like a fucking fire hydrant connected to a rock salt vein? Surely this article is satire, haha.

  • @LizardKing027
    @LizardKing027 3 года назад +2

    As an RV owner. The only access to the sewage tank is usually a downward facing pipe for drainage purposes. You have to remove the cap, then open a valve, and the contents begin flowing out rapidly, usually through a tube into a septic tank. There no real way to poke a hose in it to siphon.

  • @BobT36
    @BobT36 3 года назад

    Been meaning to ask for ages, did they break Frostmourne's crossguard?

  • @chriskoohk
    @chriskoohk 3 года назад

    Reminds me poor Knight Peculiar in the lava

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 3 года назад

    Should have invested in a self starting siphon

  • @gg_sam7847
    @gg_sam7847 3 года назад +1

    They declassified it as "crickets" because the now have it or had it all along

  • @deetrixreed8961
    @deetrixreed8961 3 года назад

    Where's Handsome Boy Ross Hornby for the Obligatory...."EAT SHIT!"

  • @phoenixsoren
    @phoenixsoren 3 года назад +4

    6:28 The 80s? I heard this in elementary school in the 2000s

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 3 года назад +6

    If this is only Simon's PP, then I wonder what Lewis's PP would look like...

    • @MirichansDiscountSoulsMemes
      @MirichansDiscountSoulsMemes 3 года назад +4

      Probably ranting on tangents and digging his own grave as he spirals further into racial and sexist jokes lol that simon is usually there to save him from 🤣
      Edit: he will also mention furries

  • @stonewallgaming4677
    @stonewallgaming4677 3 года назад +3

    I love watch these it's one my fav to watch on RUclips

  • @psyeseease2649
    @psyeseease2649 3 года назад

    Why is Lewis now that CEO from Silicone Valley? Does he also have his personal guru?

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 3 года назад

    I mean, did he even technically commit a crime?

  • @disobediencedisobedience1086
    @disobediencedisobedience1086 3 года назад

    Excuse me 😂

  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas 3 года назад +1

    i remember the whale semen story from elementary school as well, i read it on some internet site while researching blue whales for school. even as a kid i knew it was a joke. how are people falling for this

  • @shawnp7313
    @shawnp7313 3 года назад +3

    Honestly the fact that the British call them Wood Lice rather than the much more British sounding word Rolly Polly is astounding

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger 3 года назад

    Please send the recipe for Walnut Creampie.

  • @andrewjenkins9965
    @andrewjenkins9965 3 года назад

    The JASON Group is comprised entirely of men, women, and parrots named Jason.

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 3 года назад +1

    Grizwald's peculiar portions?

  • @StaticYonder
    @StaticYonder 3 года назад +1

    I love this seires. Always makes my friday

  • @PJ_TheAverageGamer
    @PJ_TheAverageGamer 3 года назад +1

    "Is it hurting anyone?" Yes it is. You start with these small innocent conspiracy theories and you go down the rabbit hole to the much more dangerous ones.

  • @sixthkid6
    @sixthkid6 3 года назад

    Karma

  • @thefinal9923
    @thefinal9923 3 года назад +2

    I do like having more chapters in each episode, must say.

  • @Texicus_Reddicus
    @Texicus_Reddicus 3 года назад

    Old nessy's a eunuch wale

  • @Eddie2Bu
    @Eddie2Bu 3 года назад +4

    Did people really think Sea water was Salty due to Whale Spunk?

    • @thormunable
      @thormunable 3 года назад +3

      i hope not but who know some people still think the earth is flat

    • @dolice7745
      @dolice7745 3 года назад

      @@thormunable it is flat

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 3 года назад +3

      @@dolice7745

    • @dolice7745
      @dolice7745 3 года назад

      @@Zamandu ?

  • @noir_arcade3824
    @noir_arcade3824 3 года назад +1

    INSECTS

  • @christinaMattsson
    @christinaMattsson 3 года назад

    👏👏👏

  • @escapist83
    @escapist83 3 года назад +4

    Were you legitimately taught that by licensed and certified teachers or was this just some urban legend that you're half remembering?

  • @hamsterpaj111
    @hamsterpaj111 3 года назад +3

    is that a Scarf on lewis or just a very bad jacket?

  • @griffinhunter3206
    @griffinhunter3206 3 года назад +1

    very cool YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live 3 года назад

    Inhaling the petrol fumes would probably have been even more harmful for that fuel thief

  • @talkbirdy2me
    @talkbirdy2me 3 года назад +3

    "we can just assume" pretty much how most people read the news these days. Read the headlines, assume you understand it all and should be accepting your doctorate.

  • @gracemangum
    @gracemangum 3 года назад +7

    Is it selfish/ungrateful that I wish these episodes could be the short ones again? I loved the editing of them -- the music and the on-screen text really helped accentuate the boys' comedy. I find it hard to stick with a whole episode at a time without drifting off or getting distracted... 😕

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta 3 года назад +3

      That's neither selfish nor ungrateful, it's just your opinion. I much prefer these longer ones but I can see the appeal of the others.

  • @SleeperJoe2024
    @SleeperJoe2024 3 года назад

    Eat chateau

  • @sonicfactory-uk
    @sonicfactory-uk 3 года назад

    I love these fine gentlemen!

  • @Rottot
    @Rottot 3 года назад +2

    why do i listen to this podcast when i eat dinner

  • @TheRexisFern
    @TheRexisFern 3 года назад

    With what we know about pheromones and bee and ant colonies somebody probably could figure out which breed of bug and how to control it to do some super villain stuff.

  • @cameronwilsey9334
    @cameronwilsey9334 3 года назад +3

    Gotta be that guy, wood lice are isopods

  • @obesepanda5169
    @obesepanda5169 3 года назад

    Simon Casually Poppin Pills lol

  • @vegladex
    @vegladex 3 года назад +2

    I've heard about Havana syndrome too, but to my knowledge, crickets are only one theory about its cause. I thought the current leading theory was that it was microwave radiation. But of course, different sources disagree, and in the end it's still quite mysterious.

    • @mythiccass3837
      @mythiccass3837 3 года назад +2

      You mean the leading nutjob conspiracy theory?

  • @sctb
    @sctb 3 года назад

    Yay

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 3 года назад +2

    It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it

  • @KillerSpud
    @KillerSpud 3 года назад +1

    Siphoning fuel now days is really hard to do because most vehicles have a valve in the way that prevents fuel from running out if the car is upside down. Maybe RVs don't have these?

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 3 года назад

      you push the hose through it, but yah, mine has a key on the cap too

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 3 года назад +1

      The RV story was fake

  • @MasterYonic
    @MasterYonic 3 года назад +1

    Instant Karma