@@connormceachron9460 I think it’s just mental health problems, not sure of the specifics. But I imagine he likes to just play stuff that’s stress-free like Minecraft and that, and these podcasts too.
@@connormceachron9460 my understanding is he had health issues and decided to retire but later came back to do his podcast and some light streaming with others every now and again.
I 've heard of the Walnut story and the keeper is incredibly passionate about saving these cranes from extinction and he is actually doing this with several cranes lol
Hang on, let me set up my drum set... Where the fuck do I put the snare? Just a moment... Is this cymbal the right way up? Okay, lemme just... *thud thud thud* Okay, the bass is working okay... Wait... hold on... fuck... Where are my sticks? Oh, found 'em, they were in my back pocket. That's a stupid place to put them. Alright, I think I'm ready. *rimshot* *clatter* Dropped my drumstick.
Simon almost immediately called it with Hugh Dunnett, he's gonna be so mad Lewis nearly RUINED his show. It's SIMON'S Peculiar Portions, NOT LEWIS'!!!!
Storge - greek for affection, empathy bond Philia - greek for friendship, friend bond Eros - romantic love Agape - greek for charity, unconditional "God" love the greek words were more put into use by the christians later, but that's besides. i think lewis was more thinking of Storge for pets
That's an old saw. Having ridden in one and helped my dad empty the septic tank from our RV, there is NO WAY you'd mistake the septic tank cap for the fuel cap... For one thing, the septic tank cap is lower down and is 7.5cm is size...
Not to mention there's typically a valve you need to open to drain the black water, which will then pour right out. Way different than a gas tank. Happen to be watching this in my 5th wheel RV and am very confused how anyone could possibly make that mistake far enough to get it in their mouth.
The story of the Loch Ness Monster was created by an Irish Monk in the 1500's or so..Most monks around the time did nothing but pray, preach, brew beer and drink.
The thing with Havana Syndrome is that it was first reported by US agents who were in the embassy to spy on Cuba: a pretty stressful job. The symptoms they reported were insomnia and headaches: quite common signs of stress... But layer that with the fear of secret weapons, etc. from the Cold War and the persistent noise of cicadas buzzing and you end up with agents convinced they're being targeted by some kind of microwave ray developed by the Soviets.
21:25 This reminds of my one of my favourite jokes. People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology really bug me in ways I can't put into words
I actually listened to the podcast last night (this one), and I came looking for it here (private video). I can never do that, I always have to see visuals.
What, did people believe whales just jizz straight salt or something? Like a fucking fire hydrant connected to a rock salt vein? Surely this article is satire, haha.
As an RV owner. The only access to the sewage tank is usually a downward facing pipe for drainage purposes. You have to remove the cap, then open a valve, and the contents begin flowing out rapidly, usually through a tube into a septic tank. There no real way to poke a hose in it to siphon.
Probably ranting on tangents and digging his own grave as he spirals further into racial and sexist jokes lol that simon is usually there to save him from 🤣 Edit: he will also mention furries
i remember the whale semen story from elementary school as well, i read it on some internet site while researching blue whales for school. even as a kid i knew it was a joke. how are people falling for this
"Is it hurting anyone?" Yes it is. You start with these small innocent conspiracy theories and you go down the rabbit hole to the much more dangerous ones.
"we can just assume" pretty much how most people read the news these days. Read the headlines, assume you understand it all and should be accepting your doctorate.
Is it selfish/ungrateful that I wish these episodes could be the short ones again? I loved the editing of them -- the music and the on-screen text really helped accentuate the boys' comedy. I find it hard to stick with a whole episode at a time without drifting off or getting distracted... 😕
With what we know about pheromones and bee and ant colonies somebody probably could figure out which breed of bug and how to control it to do some super villain stuff.
I've heard about Havana syndrome too, but to my knowledge, crickets are only one theory about its cause. I thought the current leading theory was that it was microwave radiation. But of course, different sources disagree, and in the end it's still quite mysterious.
Siphoning fuel now days is really hard to do because most vehicles have a valve in the way that prevents fuel from running out if the car is upside down. Maybe RVs don't have these?
For two guys that lived, worked, and flourished on a whale you’d think they know more about the species
Flourished, then subsequently nearly killed
That whale was a girl whale, remember?
@@Zamandu Let me remind you that Lewis Brindley gave that whale a penis and also gave that genitalia a pricing.
@@MrDuck-po3wy That may be so, but it was referred to as a girl by everyone else long before the "penis incident"
Good reference!
I don't want to have to go to court and say "I'm sorry Sainsbury's for saying that your baked beans have sperm in." - Simon Lane, 2014
gees this reference is gold!
Is that a fucking MoonQuest refference !
I’m so damn happy this exists. Best thing yogscast have made in a while!
Peculiar Portions give a lovely throwback to the times of the YoGPoD. The OG duo is irreplaceable.
Still prefer yogpod, but this is a good second
dont you know these things get better with age
I like how Lewis is back to his old beans theory he was talking about in moonquest
I get confused between entomology/etymology and it bugs me in ways i cant explain.
If this is intentional it deserves so many upvotes!!!!
@@5hadow5talker It’s obviously intentional.
The depth of this short sentence is mind boggling.
Yeah i used to tell a lot of puns in drama but then I got bard.
Suffolk Gazette is a parody news website! This is why we don’t have Lewis’ Portions!
Ahhh like the Onion? Do your research Lewis!
I love the moments where Lewis makes Simon lose it but still continues talking as if nothing's happened.
This stuff really is just unfiltered Simon and Lewis humor and it’s so good
Goodness I always look forward to Fridays specifically for Simon and Lewis to rant about literally anything. Highlight of my weeks no doubt!
The audio gets uploaded to Spotify on Thursdays too so I can get my fix twice
me too. they never fail to give me a chuckle. been around since israphel days. its crazy to seen how theyve grown
@@sxmdt I have too, it's nice to get my Lewis and Simon fix with these. Still love em as much as I did back then
@@stonebuckman wholesome moment
@@sxmdt what a name lool
"How stupid can it get?"
Lewis don't open that door.
We're having to deal with too much stupidity as is.
i miss Simon in the regular games. Everytime he does a cameo i get so excited.
Is there a reason he stopped being a regular participant?
@@connormceachron9460 I think it’s just mental health problems, not sure of the specifics. But I imagine he likes to just play stuff that’s stress-free like Minecraft and that, and these podcasts too.
@@connormceachron9460 my understanding is he had health issues and decided to retire but later came back to do his podcast and some light streaming with others every now and again.
I 've heard of the Walnut story and the keeper is incredibly passionate about saving these cranes from extinction and he is actually doing this with several cranes lol
The police actually managed to catch the thief. He had an alibi prepared but the police weren't buying it, they said he was full of shit
His lawyers say that their defence quickly went down the toilet.
The campervans owners said the whole experience left a bad taste in the mouth.
Hang on, let me set up my drum set...
Where the fuck do I put the snare? Just a moment...
Is this cymbal the right way up?
Okay, lemme just... *thud thud thud* Okay, the bass is working okay...
Wait... hold on... fuck... Where are my sticks?
Oh, found 'em, they were in my back pocket. That's a stupid place to put them.
Alright, I think I'm ready.
*rimshot*
*clatter*
Dropped my drumstick.
I cannot stress this enough: I fracking love this series.
"Man meets object... doesn't have to be a Woman" - Brindley, 2021
the suffolk gazette is satire, that first story isn't true
Simon almost immediately called it with Hugh Dunnett, he's gonna be so mad Lewis nearly RUINED his show. It's SIMON'S Peculiar Portions, NOT LEWIS'!!!!
Sooo... Lewis slipped a Yourhammer poopstory into things? The takeover is slow and subtle...
"Have any sea birds fallen in love with wales?" Asking the important questions.
27:30 there are indeed different words for different love! Eros and Agape.
(Ah-gah-pay) (eh-ross)
Yeah, I love being left agape
So Eros is for romance and Agape is for being left walking funny?
Storge - greek for affection, empathy bond
Philia - greek for friendship, friend bond
Eros - romantic love
Agape - greek for charity, unconditional "God" love
the greek words were more put into use by the christians later, but that's besides.
i think lewis was more thinking of Storge for pets
Nothing like a nice warm pint of spunk after a hard day's news
How is this podcast so heartwarming?
Second Suffolk story in a month. I’m worried we’re becoming the Florida of England
i think that crown belongs to Norfolk, don't worry.
Pretty sure we always were xD
Almost as good as the Betoota advocate
That's an old saw. Having ridden in one and helped my dad empty the septic tank from our RV, there is NO WAY you'd mistake the septic tank cap for the fuel cap... For one thing, the septic tank cap is lower down and is 7.5cm is size...
Who knows, might just be a big fuel tank!
Obviously it wasn't...
The odor alone would tell you it's not fuel.
There was a true story of this a few years back
Not to mention there's typically a valve you need to open to drain the black water, which will then pour right out. Way different than a gas tank. Happen to be watching this in my 5th wheel RV and am very confused how anyone could possibly make that mistake far enough to get it in their mouth.
Well it's on a fake news site so
Lewis definitely took the bait. First and last time Lewis gets to submit his own story. For shame.
Iv been rewatching old Minecraft vids and comparing them to now and man so much had changed except there still good ol chaps🤗
Many birds choose one mate for life, though a notable exception is parrots, who practice Pollyamory.
Very big fan of this show, loving the dynamic duo
"Let's sit down with my dinner and watch some peculiar portions..."
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Wow, did I make a mistake watching this episode while eating...
"the podcast is almost over" luuuuuulll
I didn't expect spoilers for a book I'm about to start 😂
The story of the Loch Ness Monster was created by an Irish Monk in the 1500's or so..Most monks around the time did nothing but pray, preach, brew beer and drink.
"All baked beans except Heinz baked beans has whale sperm"
So that's Bush's Beans secret ingredient?
Just popped down stairs to get a drink and then walked back into my room at 15:00 and for a second I thought I was having a stroke 🤣
Walnut the Crane is the best story they've covered
37:00 im crying, just how done simon is
Thank you for keeping this enjoyable show going.
I have always specified when it comes to love between romantic love, and platonic love.
The thing with Havana Syndrome is that it was first reported by US agents who were in the embassy to spy on Cuba: a pretty stressful job. The symptoms they reported were insomnia and headaches: quite common signs of stress... But layer that with the fear of secret weapons, etc. from the Cold War and the persistent noise of cicadas buzzing and you end up with agents convinced they're being targeted by some kind of microwave ray developed by the Soviets.
I got a strepsils advert right before Simon talked about water trick for sore throats, and I also have a sore throat
No, you don't understand. The crickets ARE the superweapon!
We do have a word for it. Love in a non sexual way is platonic
fav day of the week c:
Crane should of tried taking her for a cheeky nando's xD
21:25
This reminds of my one of my favourite jokes.
People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology really bug me in ways I can't put into words
The crane episode reminds me the one episode of Frasier with the pr photo with the crane.
Insect and ghost fall in love. I need to write that down. That's a great idea for a novel
imagine being married to a bird you artificially inseminated, that's some heavy shit.
Lewis's senility getting worse and worse.
Sounds like something that would happen in The Inbetweeners.
"Hi. Its me. Mr shit eating fuel stealer." Who is gonna admit to that?
I actually listened to the podcast last night (this one), and I came looking for it here (private video). I can never do that, I always have to see visuals.
The final story is really enhanced by imagining them referring to women every time they say birds
"Man meets object, could be anything, could be a woman" -Lewis
I will never learn not to watch these while eating dinner.
well they think you're gross, lewis
Wow I remember watching you guys make the Jaffa cake factory on minecraft! Watched every episode it’s good to see you guys still going strong!
its the only worthwhile thing they have done so far. endless TTT prove me right,
Ha!
Simon, I will be extremely disappointed if you aren't in the new Willow series, mocking Warwick Davis' accent in the background...
What, did people believe whales just jizz straight salt or something? Like a fucking fire hydrant connected to a rock salt vein? Surely this article is satire, haha.
As an RV owner. The only access to the sewage tank is usually a downward facing pipe for drainage purposes. You have to remove the cap, then open a valve, and the contents begin flowing out rapidly, usually through a tube into a septic tank. There no real way to poke a hose in it to siphon.
Been meaning to ask for ages, did they break Frostmourne's crossguard?
Reminds me poor Knight Peculiar in the lava
Should have invested in a self starting siphon
They declassified it as "crickets" because the now have it or had it all along
Where's Handsome Boy Ross Hornby for the Obligatory...."EAT SHIT!"
6:28 The 80s? I heard this in elementary school in the 2000s
If this is only Simon's PP, then I wonder what Lewis's PP would look like...
Probably ranting on tangents and digging his own grave as he spirals further into racial and sexist jokes lol that simon is usually there to save him from 🤣
Edit: he will also mention furries
I love watch these it's one my fav to watch on RUclips
Why is Lewis now that CEO from Silicone Valley? Does he also have his personal guru?
I mean, did he even technically commit a crime?
attemped robbery?
Excuse me 😂
i remember the whale semen story from elementary school as well, i read it on some internet site while researching blue whales for school. even as a kid i knew it was a joke. how are people falling for this
Honestly the fact that the British call them Wood Lice rather than the much more British sounding word Rolly Polly is astounding
Please send the recipe for Walnut Creampie.
The JASON Group is comprised entirely of men, women, and parrots named Jason.
Grizwald's peculiar portions?
I love this seires. Always makes my friday
"Is it hurting anyone?" Yes it is. You start with these small innocent conspiracy theories and you go down the rabbit hole to the much more dangerous ones.
Karma
I do like having more chapters in each episode, must say.
Old nessy's a eunuch wale
Did people really think Sea water was Salty due to Whale Spunk?
i hope not but who know some people still think the earth is flat
@@thormunable it is flat
@@dolice7745
@@Zamandu ?
INSECTS
👏👏👏
Were you legitimately taught that by licensed and certified teachers or was this just some urban legend that you're half remembering?
is that a Scarf on lewis or just a very bad jacket?
very cool YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon
Inhaling the petrol fumes would probably have been even more harmful for that fuel thief
"we can just assume" pretty much how most people read the news these days. Read the headlines, assume you understand it all and should be accepting your doctorate.
Is it selfish/ungrateful that I wish these episodes could be the short ones again? I loved the editing of them -- the music and the on-screen text really helped accentuate the boys' comedy. I find it hard to stick with a whole episode at a time without drifting off or getting distracted... 😕
That's neither selfish nor ungrateful, it's just your opinion. I much prefer these longer ones but I can see the appeal of the others.
Eat chateau
I love these fine gentlemen!
why do i listen to this podcast when i eat dinner
With what we know about pheromones and bee and ant colonies somebody probably could figure out which breed of bug and how to control it to do some super villain stuff.
Gotta be that guy, wood lice are isopods
Simon Casually Poppin Pills lol
I've heard about Havana syndrome too, but to my knowledge, crickets are only one theory about its cause. I thought the current leading theory was that it was microwave radiation. But of course, different sources disagree, and in the end it's still quite mysterious.
You mean the leading nutjob conspiracy theory?
Yay
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it
Siphoning fuel now days is really hard to do because most vehicles have a valve in the way that prevents fuel from running out if the car is upside down. Maybe RVs don't have these?
you push the hose through it, but yah, mine has a key on the cap too
The RV story was fake
Instant Karma