10,000 adult butt toys stuck in truck in Calais - Peculiar Portions Podcast #31

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

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  • @alfredhadesworth9253
    @alfredhadesworth9253 3 года назад +92

    I love how much of a good time Lewis and Simon look to be having in this one.

  • @simonsonlyfan8600
    @simonsonlyfan8600 3 года назад +116

    Y'know... Lewis calling AIs a "fake person" is just one of those things that will get problematic when our Robot Overlords take over.

    • @krowbard
      @krowbard 3 года назад +4

      I saw your name and got excited. Then don't realized it's Fan, not Fans

    • @Joseph-uo3mx
      @Joseph-uo3mx 3 года назад +1

      is this before or after the climate apocalpyse

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад +1

      Well, he's not wrong. Flipping an int variable called "happiness" from a 0 to a 1 is not the same thing as the complex chemical states of our brains. Anybody who says "oh well a crude simulation of something is exactly the same thing as the thing itself!" are dumbasses who think they're philosophical geniuses.

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ 3 года назад +27

    "Vivid Entertainment, never heard of them, I wonder what they do"
    *really* fucking got me lmao

  • @msnjc007
    @msnjc007 3 года назад +49

    This is my favourite Yogscast content these days. Can't beat Simon and Lewis together!

  • @polargriz579
    @polargriz579 3 года назад +159

    I just spent the last 15 minutes looking through every Tenga Egg model/type on their store page and I have to say the quality of the vertical split 3D view is widely inconsistent

    • @Normandy-e8i
      @Normandy-e8i 3 года назад

      Ah?

    • @Laxora_NZ
      @Laxora_NZ 3 года назад +9

      I also noticed that the packaging and many of their marketing graphics makes it look like it's a product intended for women or some kind of feminine hygiene product when it's obviously an item only males can use, seriously the style they've chosen just immediately made me think of menstrual pads.

    • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
      @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 3 года назад +16

      On a one it says "Inescapable pleasure" which is a hilarious mistranslation.

    • @blitskyriie
      @blitskyriie 3 года назад

      lolz

  • @jeeb
    @jeeb 3 года назад +77

    Just spent half an hour staring at an empty whiskey decanter

    • @Sem5626
      @Sem5626 3 года назад +3

      just spent half n hour finding pictures of that 19 inch donger

  • @adodge2
    @adodge2 3 года назад +165

    18.9 inches is almost exactly 48cm. I'm guessing that was the original unit and it got converted for Americans.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 3 года назад +17

      I can also say that, for something like measurements like this (where fine accuracy is important) decimals are typically preferred over base2 fractions (half, quarter, eigth, sixteenth, etc) because of ease of notation.

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 3 года назад +8

      Inches are also fairly popular in the UK for lengths, for some reason.

    • @iamzid
      @iamzid 3 года назад +7

      ya but 7/8 is .875 and 18 7/8" is also almost exactly 48cm. like who's counting 0.022 inches? that's less than 1/32 of an inch.

    • @nicksteele9436
      @nicksteele9436 3 года назад +8

      @@davidmurray3542 because for some reason people listen to their parents and grandparents who say "iT waS BeTteR iN tHe oLD dAyS"

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 3 года назад +1

      @@nicksteele9436 Metric advocates are braindead. No one uses it and if you think you do just take a kilosecond to think about.

  • @tenebraebr
    @tenebraebr 3 года назад +20

    The technology rant from Lewis is just.... *mwah* chef's kiss.

  • @Shikamaru747
    @Shikamaru747 3 года назад +38

    My favorite moment: 16:07 Simon makes Lewis just crack up

  • @thelastkushbendr7091
    @thelastkushbendr7091 3 года назад +137

    Been watching yogscast for a decade now it’s crazy to see how Lewis and Simon have aged over the years

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 3 года назад +41

      Soon we will have to call them grandpappie Simon and old vegan cult leader yoga instructor Lewis

    • @The123zoe456
      @The123zoe456 3 года назад +18

      started watching them when i was about 9 or 10, grown up with these guys and man im glad i did

    • @Crawfishness
      @Crawfishness 3 года назад +19

      And yet they still have the exact same chemistry they did back in the day, having a way of making you feel like you're in the conversation with them. Makes me miss the SoI days, when they'd do MC adventure maps and other little games together.

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 3 года назад +4

      Almost like they're human beings that exist outside of their RUclips careers 😱

    • @Housenka03
      @Housenka03 3 года назад +6

      Honestly they look pretty good now, they was babbies before

  • @adamshepherd3158
    @adamshepherd3158 3 года назад +88

    Why is Lewis dressed like a drunk samurai?

    • @kattastic9999
      @kattastic9999 3 года назад +8

      Now that you say that, I can't unsee it

    • @PasqualItizzz
      @PasqualItizzz 3 года назад +13

      More like a geisha after a long shift ;D

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 3 года назад +20

      He just came back from Japan, give him some time to reaclimate to UK. Been away soon long

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 3 года назад +4

      Bold of you to assume he isn't one.

    • @Novsev9069
      @Novsev9069 3 года назад +1

      Whenever it would zoom in on him I thought he looked like a scuffed rebel pilot😂

  • @WumboJumbo96
    @WumboJumbo96 3 года назад +10

    "PREPARING FIST." Had me in stitches! 🤣

  • @murrayfeck
    @murrayfeck 3 года назад +40

    Just listened to the pod of this. You boys are hilarious!

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe 3 года назад +8

    As a native spanish speaker, i love every time these lovely chaps try to speak spanish.

  • @beardedbovel
    @beardedbovel 3 года назад +7

    The whole sex arse debacle and the ripples through YogTowers it caused has really entertained me!

  • @CuriousMoth
    @CuriousMoth 3 года назад +36

    50 seconds in and already Lewis is savaging a lorry driver.

    • @TehSlan
      @TehSlan 3 года назад +9

      Usually he waits until Friday night!

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 3 года назад +1

    The very end🤣 I’m dead LoL

  • @phatpolofish
    @phatpolofish 3 года назад +19

    Should of saved this romantic episode for valentine's day.

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter 3 года назад +8

    Lewis dropping a Triforce reference at 20:13

  • @piratekingndoe6772
    @piratekingndoe6772 3 года назад +4

    i love how can see the moments when lewis has to think about what he just said

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 3 года назад +21

    So, while the standard subdivision of inches uses halves (half inch, quarter inch, eighth, sixteenth) when more exact measurements are needed, such as for world/area records or, pardoning the pun, record-keeping, its better for notation to use decimals over fractions. Allows for better accuracy without stupidly massive fractions.

    • @YamiOni
      @YamiOni 3 года назад +3

      It was a Mexican man measuring it, but TMZ (an American company) reporting it. I just assumed it was measured in centimetres/millimetres, and converted to inches by multiplying by 2.54/25.4. 18.9 inches is almost _exactly_ 48 centimetres...

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak 3 года назад +1

      Or you could use points and picas like the computer you're using is to render this text.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 3 года назад

      @@YamiOni well, yeah. Im just saying thats why the conversion to inches was written in decimals. And just adding that its not an uncommon way of writing inch measurements, regardless. X3

  • @SprintPaco
    @SprintPaco 3 года назад +55

    7:40 Lewis likes the brand of "Fornication Fannies" it's kinda his brand of choice

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 3 года назад +12

      My first thought when Simon asked for the offbrand name was "bugger bottoms", but fornication fannies is pretty good, too.

    • @liltashmuh
      @liltashmuh 3 года назад +4

      I thought 'fuck butts' but yours is spectacular in comparison. Chef's kiss to you.

    • @Shikamaru747
      @Shikamaru747 3 года назад +3

      @@Caipiranha89 I was thinking "Boink Bums" but yours is better

  • @whiteRabbot
    @whiteRabbot 3 года назад +57

    This guy lost his job because of his johnson, why is that? Everybody used to think he's hard at work

  • @skyhunternjms
    @skyhunternjms 3 года назад +9

    Lewis: "Are you saying Google is a digital sex arse filled with coins!"

  • @Dotum
    @Dotum 3 года назад +48

    This one got demonetized so quickly, gotta be a new record.

  • @bigbodge
    @bigbodge 3 года назад +3

    The existence of a "sex arse" as a product you can buy implies you can buy an arse for non sexual use

  • @Speederzzz
    @Speederzzz 3 года назад +3

    3:58 "It's always useful to have Daff here" sounds so wrong if you forget they mean the dog

  • @Mandalore1987
    @Mandalore1987 3 года назад +3

    A certain protectron from Fallout new vegas springs to mind when they start talking about uh "pleasure bots" lol
    Fisto: Assume the position!

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 2 года назад +1

      Fallout New Vegas taught me so much....

  • @Sopaguayaba
    @Sopaguayaba 3 года назад +2

    First time coming back to my childhood RUclipsrs and Although I’m not interested much into the game play I did find this rather enjoyable to watch and was pretty funny. Thank you guys

  • @ProulxS
    @ProulxS 3 года назад +8

    "This was a couple years back" timestamp show Jan 2021... Nice to see Yoga cast has recovered from backlog so well they are now uploading even before recording will be done in a year or two...

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 3 года назад +2

      Listen, it's all a ploy to hide the fact that Lewis is still in Japan, don't let them fool you!

    • @ProulxS
      @ProulxS 3 года назад +1

      @@BalthorYT He is now... but not when this will be recorded. That may be why they upload now what they'll record in a couple year?

  • @stevebutters306
    @stevebutters306 3 года назад +1

    Man I miss the YogPod so much, glad this series is going on so long.

  • @justinlipkin
    @justinlipkin 2 года назад +1

    The most shocking thing about this is that Simon imaginarily brought a chocolate bar for 72p! It's not been that price since the start of the 2000s. Add £1 and you'll be getting close to it's actual price

  • @alexjoeluke
    @alexjoeluke 3 года назад +1

    Best one for a while! Love these conversations so much.

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela 3 года назад +1

    that "rubber fuckhole" killed me hahahahaha

  • @Archphoenix1
    @Archphoenix1 3 года назад +28

    "gave up the ghost" is an actual UK idiom? i thougt only in german you say Geist aufgeben. it also begs the question if thats a sx arse exorcism.

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 3 года назад +6

      It's used in the USA as well

    • @annoyingewok
      @annoyingewok 3 года назад +6

      It's a biblical expression, or at least the King James Bible popularised it

    • @praharin
      @praharin 3 года назад +3

      Sex-arse-ism

  • @Xanthanarium
    @Xanthanarium 3 года назад +12

    For the record, they are massively overthinking Imperial vs Metric in America. Most people who use measurements in a professional and/or international capacity will use metric for their work (chemists, material engineers, etc.) But pretty much everyone uses Imperial for everything else. Fahrenheit, miles, gallons, inches, pounds

    • @iamzid
      @iamzid 3 года назад +1

      i use decimal feet at work. instead of an inches and eights we have tenths and hundredths. it has something to do with the fact that we generally do earth work and elevation above sea level is measured in decimal feet, so as a result all measurements on our plans are also in decimal feet for consistency.

  • @brickrose9756
    @brickrose9756 11 месяцев назад

    12:52 😂😂 Why yes, I am laughing at home

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 2 года назад +1

    You know what, man? This podcast is a fucking fever dream when you're on cold medicine. I can't tell what I've been listening to wand what I've dreamed up. I keep forgetting that the dog isn't real and I panic every time it gets carelessly jostled around.

  • @MrSpecialKayyy
    @MrSpecialKayyy 2 года назад

    My Alexa went off several times during the end of this video. She is always listening.

  • @Drllp
    @Drllp 3 года назад +1

    When I read that title I did not expect a truck to be what they were stuck in

  • @YamiOni
    @YamiOni 3 года назад +29

    I can see falling in love with an AI. When you fall in love, you typically don't care _that_ much what the flesh sack looks like (within reason.) So since an AI is just a complex set of electrical signals, and the human mind is a complex set of electrical signals... Falling in love with an AI, assuming it is a suitable simulacrum of the human mind, seems perfectly feasible to me.

    • @Zamandu
      @Zamandu 3 года назад +5

      No such AI currently exist in the world

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits 3 года назад +2

      @@Zamandu Why is that relevant? Also, I doubt that.

    • @georgehh2574
      @georgehh2574 3 года назад +1

      Complex AI with emotional intelligence (which doesn't properly exist), yeah maybe.
      A robot simply means a powered mechanical linkage system (or along those lines) and does not mean machine learning or an AI algorithm.
      Apparently 39% of people asked could have an emotional relationship with a metal or plastic robotic system (with a sex toy attached), which is absolute nonsense.
      Either those people don't know what a robot means, or have mental issues and are attracted to inanimate objects.
      Also an Alexa isn't even an AI system, it is voice recognition software linked to a database of words and phrases. Hence, the "sorry I don't know that one" when you ask it something it doesn't know. An AI algorithm would try to adapt.

  • @TheFirenze114
    @TheFirenze114 3 года назад +5

    I was eating soup when Simon said "vibrating C O C K R I N G" and had soup and soup pearl chunks come out my nose.

  • @Ninzumecha
    @Ninzumecha 2 года назад

    I would like this video multiple times if I could. Probably the funniest I’ve watched

  • @CptFUBAR
    @CptFUBAR 3 года назад +1

    The "spit" moment killed me.

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx 3 года назад

    All those "Alexa" mentions, I'm now worried what my Alexa is going to start recommending 😂

  • @Sion67Productions
    @Sion67Productions 3 года назад +3

    Love the ending 😂😂😂

  • @nenben8759
    @nenben8759 3 года назад +5

    So, milk in the us can be sold by the pint, quart or half gallon, and gallon , and people I've heard about running or walking on foot talk in terms of miles
    Pp is done in inches
    And news articles are notoriously inconsistent in units used

    • @maxwelljohnson6185
      @maxwelljohnson6185 3 года назад

      I think you forgot the classic gallon of milk.

    • @nenben8759
      @nenben8759 3 года назад

      @@maxwelljohnson6185 my mistake, it's been rectified. I was thinking of both icecream and milk at the moment, so it was kinda spaghetti typing

  • @joannafullerton4869
    @joannafullerton4869 2 года назад

    I can confirm cats will play with those toys.

  • @BlueProphet7
    @BlueProphet7 3 года назад +1

    Simon actually looks younger in this. He's looking good.

  • @christinaMattsson
    @christinaMattsson 3 года назад +1

    Best show on yogscast!

  • @poncheetos
    @poncheetos 3 года назад +1

    That gibberish Spanish was actually really good Simon really got the accent right just needs to work on the Spanish 🤣

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 3 года назад

    9:23 🙈🙈🙈
    oh my gosh

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 3 года назад +2

    Wtf is this episode? I love it.

  • @jacobadlam5862
    @jacobadlam5862 3 года назад

    My tablet picked up Lewis saying Alexa and jump scared me

  • @davidmurray3542
    @davidmurray3542 3 года назад +2

    Hat Films taught me what a Tenga Egg is.

  • @ivantumanov1015
    @ivantumanov1015 3 года назад

    Tenga eggs actually are re-usable, but the tenga pre-lubed cup ones in the red tube are single use.

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop 3 года назад +6

    "Sex Asses have been made irrelevant by technology" what a lewis quote

  • @337amm
    @337amm 3 года назад

    "Don't low ball me, I know what I have"

  • @kriegsmanalpharius
    @kriegsmanalpharius 3 года назад +3

    Ah here comes fisto from Fallout new vegas

  • @kylehawk9055
    @kylehawk9055 3 года назад +1

    @15:46 Simons face Needs to be a meme

  • @williamzinedineh
    @williamzinedineh 3 года назад +1

    realised brexit would have an impact!? LEWIS YOU VOTED FOR THAT Xd

  • @EndureTemptation
    @EndureTemptation 2 года назад

    > Tumescence
    New word every day thanks to Yogscast

  • @NeuroticNicky87
    @NeuroticNicky87 3 года назад

    Okay so a Egg by Tenga isn't as bad as I thought. I was thinking it was so much worse 🤣🤣

  • @RyNsWoRLD
    @RyNsWoRLD 3 года назад +1

    9:25 There is a video online of a man paying at a shop with coins being shaken out of a nebulously wet fleshlight. I think you probably have enough search terms to find that one.

  • @Doomtrooper666ttv
    @Doomtrooper666ttv 3 года назад

    I got suspended from my job today because I was talking about this video at work feelsbadman

  • @kerstineksmo
    @kerstineksmo 3 года назад

    "Largety" is my new favorite word.

    • @lellol118
      @lellol118 3 года назад +1

      Largety sex arse is my catchphrase now

  • @Zuel122
    @Zuel122 3 года назад +1

    the roberto one was disproved a while back. it's just the skin stretched out that long. the actual "stick" is only like 6 inches

  • @MrStoukaph
    @MrStoukaph 3 года назад +1

    Lewis is on to something. Call it Alexarse

  • @chuckledarkly
    @chuckledarkly 3 года назад

    god iv missed simon. hes the only reason a subbed to the yogs in the first place.

  • @MegMyfawnwy
    @MegMyfawnwy 3 года назад +2

    I can never unsee 9:20 🙄🤭

    • @CptFUBAR
      @CptFUBAR 3 года назад +1

      I got lightheaded laughing at that! 😂

  • @jacobholtom7556
    @jacobholtom7556 3 года назад

    Now hold on, not all of us lorry drivers are like... this...

  • @AkiraChan24
    @AkiraChan24 3 года назад

    I'm actually crying XD

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean 3 года назад +4

    Don't mix up your Tenga egg lotion and your mios

  • @CarespankerGuildslayer
    @CarespankerGuildslayer 3 года назад +4

    Simon the sex toy wallet video does exist. You can do what you want with that information.

  • @MNewton
    @MNewton 3 года назад

    Sometimes we are living in the best timeline.

  • @LCFTW93
    @LCFTW93 3 года назад

    Honestly, I'm just surprised I'm not the only one who knew what a Tenga egg was...

  • @Roguepandagirl
    @Roguepandagirl 3 года назад +1

    They should of called it a "C-m Bum"

  • @111cvb111
    @111cvb111 3 года назад +2

    Robot is gonna have to be non-human looking, robots attempting to look human is just weird and ineffecient design; bring on the Assaultrons.

  • @rednaxelA11
    @rednaxelA11 21 час назад

    72p chocolate bar. God how times have changed

  • @dandefender2
    @dandefender2 3 года назад

    Drink every time either Simon or Lewis say "Sex Arse"

  • @jacobadlam5862
    @jacobadlam5862 3 года назад

    The video pauses every time they say Alexa because my tablet picks it up even though I'm using earphones

  • @ufofanclub
    @ufofanclub 3 года назад +7

    second episode in a row they've covered a joke/satire article

    • @davidmurray3542
      @davidmurray3542 3 года назад +5

      Tbh this one's not exactly a joke/satire article; it was genuinely published in a shitty tabloid.

    • @ufofanclub
      @ufofanclub 3 года назад +3

      @@davidmurray3542 yeah, a tabloid that is known for joke articles lol

  • @theresidentone
    @theresidentone 3 года назад

    I need more of this

  • @1927deano
    @1927deano 3 года назад +4

    I feel “bugger buddy” would be a good name for a sex arse spin off

  • @BenersantheBread
    @BenersantheBread 3 года назад

    I could listen to hours and hours of those two saying "Sex Arse"

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 3 года назад

    looking forward to seeing the sex-ass/Google Lewis rant in compilations later this week.

  • @LoopStricken
    @LoopStricken 3 года назад +4

    Okay but, GLaDOS. I'd assume the position for her.

  • @MrEaking
    @MrEaking 3 года назад

    once they heard about this story they put out the sharkie plushie

  • @krazzykilla8163
    @krazzykilla8163 2 года назад

    simons water is too damn close to that edge with the cord next to it

  • @alluraambrose2978
    @alluraambrose2978 3 года назад +1

    Men are so starved for attention, if an AI gives them 1 compliment it's instant love.

  • @akondar
    @akondar 3 года назад

    Strawberry what!?.....oh.....I misheard

  • @bretcameron9116
    @bretcameron9116 3 года назад +4

    Yogscast sure has changed...

  • @gizm0
    @gizm0 3 года назад

    I'm surprised that Simon knows that there's a pretty decent amount of Spanish people in California

    • @georgehh2574
      @georgehh2574 3 года назад

      I think it's fairly common knowledge outside the US that there's a lot of Spanish speakers in southern California and southern states like Texas, New Mexico and Arizona.
      I mean they are right next to Mexico so it would make logical sense.

  • @andrewdiedrich3097
    @andrewdiedrich3097 3 года назад

    I would name my butt brand "Tumble Bums"

  • @Blitzkrieger17
    @Blitzkrieger17 3 года назад +1

    i work at a machine shop, i measure inches in tenths! especially my peepis! thats the fancy way of saying i listen to the triforce podcast :D

  • @BrinPaints
    @BrinPaints 3 года назад +17

    The sex arse thing isn't real, it's from the sport... disappointed in you simon

    • @ashleyking8851
      @ashleyking8851 3 года назад +6

      imagine the size of the truck that can carry 10,000

  • @nearachd
    @nearachd 3 года назад

    welp tenga egg is in my search history now......

  • @alister_cat
    @alister_cat 3 года назад +8

    Never forget Lewis going on a rant on twitch about why we should leave the EU :)

  • @C02detected
    @C02detected 3 года назад +9

    the truck driver litterally voted to have less income

    • @minecastminecraft
      @minecastminecraft 3 года назад +3

      Aren't wages going up for truck drivers because of the lack of them in the industry? It made it harder for trade across borders, but should have higher wages now than they did beforehand

    • @tartytart7560
      @tartytart7560 3 года назад +4

      @@minecastminecraft yeah, wages for truckers in the UK are higher than ever, at least for now. also worth noting it's a Sunday Sport article, a parody newspaper.

  • @ColeTheBug
    @ColeTheBug 3 года назад

    My problem with the current secs robots is they don't look like robots. I want a secs robot with silver plating and stuff.