The Simpsons - Henry VIII

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  • @WillScarlet16
    @WillScarlet16 9 лет назад +1769

    Lisa as the future bloody Queen Mary? That's an interesting bit of casting.

    • @nines3048
      @nines3048 7 лет назад +133

      And Bart as Edward VI.

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei 6 лет назад +44

      And we see why Bloody Mary is really messed up.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 6 лет назад +42

      Justin Johnson Lisa would be better off as Elizabeth I since Mary was hellbent on producing an heir to keep her half sister from gaining her throne.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 6 лет назад +38

      But Mary was older than Elizabeth and Lisa is older than Maggie

    • @rosiehoare7449
      @rosiehoare7449 6 лет назад +5

      yeah

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 6 лет назад +1741

    Divorced, beheaded, died.
    Divorce, beheaded, survived.

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 6 лет назад +62

      Dartanyan Elson Nice to see another Histeria! Fan. Grew up with that show that made me a history buff.

    • @Yas-ei3st
      @Yas-ei3st 6 лет назад +39

      PhoenixAngel429 saw it on horrible histories as a kud

    • @ulyssesdenice5071
      @ulyssesdenice5071 6 лет назад +19

      Now that's in my head instead of financial advice!

    • @egoapple5421
      @egoapple5421 6 лет назад +6

      I WANT MY DAMN FINANCIAL ADVICE REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

    • @ulyssesdenice5071
      @ulyssesdenice5071 6 лет назад +19

      Seriously, anyone get the Reference? No?...*shrugs* oh well

  • @zaphodflys
    @zaphodflys 6 лет назад +468

    The Cath-diddily-atholic Church

    • @ronaldcheng1857
      @ronaldcheng1857 5 лет назад +8

      zaphod Find ironic it’s Flanders representing the Catholic Church considering in the Simpsons TV series he’s a devout Episcopalian.

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi Месяц назад

      ​@@ronaldcheng1857Flanders would also be a great Henry 8 since a future of him shows him marrying several other women including Marge

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi Месяц назад

      ​@@ronaldcheng1857I think Flanders is Presbyterian

  • @nowwhat7259
    @nowwhat7259 5 лет назад +212

    “I wonder if I can canonize a child?🤔” 😂

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 6 лет назад +1652

    Genetics lesson. It's usually the daddy who is responsible for the gender of the kid so it's actually Henry's fault for not having a son.

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 6 лет назад +203

      Well, actually, he had many sons - and probably more than two daughters. It's just that many of them were stillborn or died soon after they were born. The only one who survived was Jane Seymour's son, who became king before the reigns of his half-sisters.

    • @3kylajsmith
      @3kylajsmith 6 лет назад +99

      You are right, the women always gives a x chromosome, the sperm is either X or Y and therefore determines gender. XX for a girl and XY for a boy.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 6 лет назад +37

      IF its true she had 6 fingers, then part of the reason for the miscarriages was bad genetics possibly. One side effect of deformities is if their genetic based then a child who has it can be aborted by the body to save bringing a unhealthy child into the world.
      Other problems were related to health. Cosmetics often had poison in them such as arsenic/lead, causing toxic build up in the body. Poor diet, even among the wealthy (they ate the wrong things a lot). Poisons were often consumed as medicine to kill off infections as it impacted bacteria in the body, but also cells in the body. Ann also may have simply been best with plenty of bed rest... As sometimes doing too much can cause a miscarriage. we will never know as she isn't here to tell her tale.
      Any number of factors could have played a role, including stress brought on from not having a son for henry. Miscarriages and stillborn can often lead to further ones, especially if a series of them occur, often making the woman's body unable to hold a child at all. Stress from pressure to bare a child when the mother herself isn't ready but being force to in a situation can often be a big problem. The damage dealt to the womb or disruption of hormones and mental state can get to the point of no return. Some stillborns only occur at birth and its possible to breath life into the baby, though mostly its a lost cause even today and in those days it didn't matter as they didn't have the medical knowledge to even try.
      Given birth to Lizzy, could have even just damaged her enough inside not to be able to bare further children.
      In the end it didn't matter as Henry just had enough and Ann was put to death.

    • @DuIstalri
      @DuIstalri 6 лет назад +27

      @Sapphirewingthefurrycritic Not just usually, the sex of the child is entirely determined by the chromosome given by the man.

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 6 лет назад

      Hannah Shribman-Brown and even him lived shortly

  • @iandhr1
    @iandhr1 6 лет назад +270

    I love the irony of Flanders playing Sir Thomas More because he was a devout Catholic and Flanders is a devout Protestant who doesn't like catholics.

    • @WillScarlet16
      @WillScarlet16 2 года назад +18

      Like he says, it was the only church they had at the time.

    • @iandhr1
      @iandhr1 2 года назад +3

      @@josephmagliocca3628 🤣

    • @malachaimc2484
      @malachaimc2484 2 года назад +1

      You mean cardinal walsey

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 2 года назад +3

      @Kiwi Viking I'm not a Catholic but Thomas More was a righteous and G-d fearing man.

    • @humangirl2122
      @humangirl2122 2 года назад +1

      @@josephmagliocca3628 💥 I CAN SEE MY HOUSE!

  • @Beargirl1359
    @Beargirl1359 6 лет назад +135

    The Simpsons sure know how to mix humor and history together, even with a few historical differences.

  • @clood783
    @clood783 5 лет назад +170

    *Henry, Henry, Henry*
    *Had so many*
    *Wives that had to die*

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 4 года назад +12

      He had six wives and several mistresses.

    • @xo_sunnypixels_ox6862
      @xo_sunnypixels_ox6862 4 года назад +17

      *Henry Henry Henry*
      *Only one survived*

    • @miwazzz
      @miwazzz 4 года назад +7

      Omg I thought I was the only one who knows that😂

    • @LonianBaby
      @LonianBaby 2 года назад +5

      @@xo_sunnypixels_ox6862 Six wiiives at aaall
      Oh, the things they could do
      If they hadn't married Henry
      That was their downfall

    • @mysteriouswanderer9633
      @mysteriouswanderer9633 5 месяцев назад

      .

  • @joeschmoe3665
    @joeschmoe3665 3 года назад +144

    "I get Ireland" and Homer's laugh always gets me !! Sorry irish people

    • @Musickt196
      @Musickt196 3 года назад +16

      Not Irish but I live in Ireland and I laughed hysterically at that. Don’t worry, the Irish poke fun at themselves all the time so I doubt any of them would really be offended.

    • @joemurphy2177
      @joemurphy2177 2 года назад +5

      The best line in it. I'm Irish by the way

    • @Kid_Charlemagne76
      @Kid_Charlemagne76 Год назад +1

      As an Irish American guy, that part kills me every time lmao

  • @0hvist
    @0hvist 6 лет назад +203

    "I think a celibate, Italian wierdo knows more about marriage than you."

    • @philsphindings7387
      @philsphindings7387 4 года назад +15

      He obviously knew enough to stay out of it.

    • @anjadjurovic9617
      @anjadjurovic9617 7 месяцев назад

      And that's not even "only church they got". Ortodoxy and Protestantism already existed. Henry viii still considered himself catholic.

    • @mikegallant811
      @mikegallant811 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@anjadjurovic9617yeah he just wouldn't take orders from the pope anymore.

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 6 лет назад +164

    “Icanseemyhooooouse!!!”

  • @teapottanuki5841
    @teapottanuki5841 Год назад +33

    “I wonder if I can canonise a child…?”
    “Leaving!”
    Lisa finally meets her match, a king with the power to do whatever he wants.

    • @ShadowDurza
      @ShadowDurza 10 месяцев назад +3

      Then she became ruling queen.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 года назад +32

    Anne Boleyn. "A son'll come out -- tomorrow!"
    That killed me.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 9 месяцев назад +1

      Killed Jane Seymour too.

    • @PHOIBE-o3c
      @PHOIBE-o3c 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kaboomboo I would have liked HENRY VIII to have killed Jane Seymour but that wasn't the case, she died two weeks after giving birth because she got sweat fever.

  • @gracereads2917
    @gracereads2917 6 лет назад +137

    This would mean that Lisa is Bloody Mary and Maggie is Elizabeth the First

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 6 лет назад +16

      And Maggie would grow up to be like her aunt Selma

    • @roaring20spennies
      @roaring20spennies 5 лет назад +16

      And Bart is Edward?

    • @1515327E
      @1515327E 4 года назад +4

      No - because they all come from Marge, only Lisa would be Mary I (Bloody Mary) 1553-1558.

  • @pikppa
    @pikppa 6 лет назад +230

    You cut off my favorite part: Marge's hint at the King of France's homosexuality

    • @Kopite4life12
      @Kopite4life12 6 лет назад +21

      Francis the 1st Gay?? ha, even his mistresses has mistresses!

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 6 лет назад +6

      @@Kopite4life12 His grandson Henry III certainly was.

    • @TheFiresloth
      @TheFiresloth 6 лет назад +10

      @@barbiquearea : Bi, more likely.

    • @nothanks7063
      @nothanks7063 3 года назад +1

      Hint? Wasn't the character played by Julio?

  • @wolfie71231
    @wolfie71231 3 года назад +23

    the brilliance and insight of this 3 minute segment will be marveled at many centuries from now.

  • @KingTriton1837
    @KingTriton1837 5 лет назад +63

    The irony being that his daughter, Elizabeth I, became a more popular and sensible and loved ruler than he.

    • @davidcross9811
      @davidcross9811 4 года назад +1

      Not quite.

    • @KingTriton1837
      @KingTriton1837 3 года назад +13

      In relation to that of her father, Elizabeth was more loved by her people. She wasn't viewed as a tyrant at any point in her life.

    • @bubblegumtiara4090
      @bubblegumtiara4090 3 года назад +3

      I think he was talking about Bloody Mary

    • @JohnWick-bl4io
      @JohnWick-bl4io 2 года назад +4

      Moral of the story king's suck queens rule

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 2 года назад

      @@JohnWick-bl4io what about bloody mary

  • @DanB-sh3wt
    @DanB-sh3wt 7 лет назад +681

    we watched this in history

    • @jaydentownsend5402
      @jaydentownsend5402 6 лет назад +60

      bless your teacher. good choice.

    • @rosiehoare7449
      @rosiehoare7449 6 лет назад +11

      i cant believe Henry nearly had all his wife's heads chopped off

    • @Yas-ei3st
      @Yas-ei3st 6 лет назад +9

      So inaccurate but I rate ur teacher

    • @alexirose9447
      @alexirose9447 6 лет назад

      me too

    • @saltie5480
      @saltie5480 6 лет назад +5

      Should of used Horrible Histories instead

  • @helios24601
    @helios24601 6 лет назад +36

    "A SON'll come out tomorrow" BRILLIANT

  • @possiblecryptid2501
    @possiblecryptid2501 4 года назад +62

    He really took "bed, wed, behead" seriously didn't he

  • @Vercippu
    @Vercippu 6 лет назад +28

    "I can see my house"
    Omg I am dying 😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalvingoodlaxson
    @kalvingoodlaxson 6 лет назад +64

    Flanders as Sir Thomas More *being thrown off a cannon*: I can see my house!

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 6 лет назад +114

    Technically, annulments existed, but "she bore a daughter when I wanted a son" wasn't a valid enough reason to get one.

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 6 лет назад

      Jonquil Gemstone Who says that? I'd divorce my husband any Day, if he bore a daughter when I wanted a son. It must mean that he is cheating on me!

    • @barbiquearea
      @barbiquearea 6 лет назад +4

      Which was why Henry argued on the grounds that Katherine had married and slept with his older brother before marrying him, thus by canon law made her his sister in law which depending on how you interpreted it would invalidate their marriage.

    • @tempestfennac9687
      @tempestfennac9687 6 лет назад +2

      @@barbiquearea My understanding is that the Pope was the only one who could grant divorces but he was being held captive by the Spanish royals, which is why he never would have let Henry divorce Catherine.

    • @Yamamanama
      @Yamamanama 4 года назад

      @@katrinepetersen2566 Yeah, but if you get divorced, you'd have to give him Ireland.

  • @usagi18
    @usagi18 6 лет назад +178

    I loved watching the Tudors... but this is a strong competitor

    • @aprealuce
      @aprealuce 5 месяцев назад

      same dude... Now I think this maybe is better of the Tudors😅

  • @lofthouse23
    @lofthouse23 6 лет назад +63

    "Get out of my dreams and into my wife!"

  • @OldTownPhantom
    @OldTownPhantom 6 лет назад +341

    Wasn't Henry VIII playing tennis while Anne Boleyn was being executed?

    • @ghostlyhellwolf660
      @ghostlyhellwolf660 6 лет назад +55

      Garrett Wlodarczyk Yes, he was playing tennis while she was being executed.

    • @bomber7837
      @bomber7837 6 лет назад +31

      There has never been a King Henry the XIII, but I presume you were meant to type VIII.

    • @DarkEmerald1990
      @DarkEmerald1990 6 лет назад +47

      Henry VIII was actually on his way to visit and set as date to marry his third wife, Jane when Ann was executed.

    • @graphiquejack
      @graphiquejack 6 лет назад +23

      I believe he was hunting, or riding to see Jane Seymour... unbelievably callous, at any rate

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 6 лет назад +1

      yes

  • @joemurphy2177
    @joemurphy2177 2 года назад +20

    This is terrific. Simpsons writing at it's sharpest.

  • @Terrakinetic
    @Terrakinetic 3 года назад +32

    Homer saying, "I'm going to canonize you" randomly popped into my head. 1:30

  • @batatafrita7782
    @batatafrita7782 4 года назад +52

    Woah, these No Way and Don't Loose your Head animatics are looking good!

  • @manimationsxx3414
    @manimationsxx3414 6 лет назад +58

    Who else noticed the Magna Carta

  • @defrozendonut8715
    @defrozendonut8715 5 лет назад +47

    Cathrine of Aragon wasn’t divorced the marriage was annulled which is like saying it didn’t happen

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад +8

      Neeeeeerd!

    • @brainscott8198
      @brainscott8198 3 года назад

      Do shut up, nitpicker.

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 2 года назад

      Except it wasn’t annulled. The Pope said no. Then Henry got pissy and said, “I’ll create my own church with blackjack and hookers.”

  • @robbybobby357
    @robbybobby357 6 лет назад +50

    It’s funny that Ned was a catholic in this when he’s actually a Protestant

    • @WillScarlet16
      @WillScarlet16 2 года назад +5

      Like he says, it was the only church there was.

    • @middleofthebarrel
      @middleofthebarrel Год назад +2

      Mmm.. he does protest a lot, indeed

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Год назад +1

      @@WillScarlet16 Pretty sure the Lutherans were around. You also had the Orthodoxy.

    • @imperiallegionnaire6943
      @imperiallegionnaire6943 Год назад +1

      @@Quinntus79Anglican theology is heavily influenced by Lutheranism

    • @chrissteed8170
      @chrissteed8170 Год назад

      I figured it out canonizing Ned literally fired him.

  • @bethgarcia1838
    @bethgarcia1838 4 года назад +25

    DIVORCED, BEHEADED, DIED
    DIVORCED, BEHEADED, SURVIVED
    BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT
    WE’RE DIVORCED, BEHEADED, LIVE!

    • @m.v.c.5749
      @m.v.c.5749 3 года назад +2

      LISTEN UP LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

    • @phantom_lorikeet4994
      @phantom_lorikeet4994 3 года назад +2

      A STORY THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE

    • @ekachaichoknirun9152
      @ekachaichoknirun9152 3 года назад

      WE KNOW YOU KNOW OUR NAMES AND OUR FAME AND OUR FACES

    • @OpalXStarz
      @OpalXStarz 5 месяцев назад +1

      Know all about the glories, and the disgraces…

    • @aprealuce
      @aprealuce 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'M DONE 'CAUSE ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN JUST ONE WORD IN A STUPID RHYME

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 2 года назад +6

    This is one of my favorite Simpson sketches, its funny as hell.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 4 года назад +15

    That Cannonization bit is my favorite Simpsons joke of all time.

  • @grace5203
    @grace5203 4 года назад +21

    Maybe It was just me being a history nerd but I laughed harder then I should have when he cleaned his face with the Magna Carta

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 3 года назад +13

    "I'll love her as much as I loved you"
    That reminds me of my proffesor who told the class, "I hate you like I hate my own children"

  • @Originella
    @Originella 5 лет назад +9

    In actuality, Henry VIII was only a bit disappointed when Elizabeth was born to him and Anne Boleyn. Anne would become pregnant at least three more times (all the pregnancies would end in miscarriages), and wasn't executed until 1536, three years after Elizabeth was born, and it wasn't for giving birth to a daughter, it was for treason, adultery, and incest.

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 6 лет назад +15

    Homer: Where you taking me?
    Marge: Marriage counselling

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 6 лет назад +23

    The Tudors in a nutshell...

  • @thehugeilmemerdiyoutube2518
    @thehugeilmemerdiyoutube2518 Год назад +7

    0:01 In Italy this Joke Is even Funnier because Magna it's a dialect form for the Verb Mangia/ Mangiare , that does mean eat

    • @Condedusintas
      @Condedusintas 4 месяца назад +1

      Non è così, quello che era scritto nella carta su cui si era pulito non era un significato al cibo e al mangiare, ma alla " Magna carta" , ovvero la costituzione inglese.

  • @dams6829
    @dams6829 6 лет назад +18

    Tbh because of this I was surprised when I found out being canonized means being made saint and only later got the pun.

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 лет назад +178

    so wait...is lisa the bloody mary? the most brutal damn queen in history of the isles. hated and loathed through the land and practically buried in unmarked grave. while her far more well mannered and far less brutal sister queen elizabeth was buried on top of her and there was just a side note "ps mary is here too."

    • @DarkEmerald1990
      @DarkEmerald1990 6 лет назад +55

      MrAnimepredator Elizabeth was a brutal queen as well. She even killed her cousin Mary, (Queen of Scots) on nothing more than Mary being more eligible for the throne. Mary only sought sanctuary in Elizabeth's country, so Elizabeth had Mary imprisoned and executed. Funnily enough, Mary's (Queen of Scots) son, James ended up ruling England after Elizabeth finally croaked. Elizabeth was also known for having Catholics executed too. Bringing England back into her faith.
      On another note, despite being treated cruelly by her sister, Elizabeth loved and respected her. Probably why she requested to be buried by her sister when she finally died.

    • @graphiquejack
      @graphiquejack 6 лет назад +13

      Elizabeth was, for the most part, pretty moderate. Edward and Mary were the extremists. And Mary Queen of Scots plotted to dispose and murder Elizabeth, and Elizabeth was desperate not to have to kill her. Mary Queen of Scots was no innocent as you claim here. Elizabeth tended to only execute Catholics who were also treasonous, though she did get harsher on Catholic priests as more plots to kill her surfaced.

    • @donquixotedelamancha58
      @donquixotedelamancha58 6 лет назад +11

      Yeah, yeah. The winners write history. Mary wasn't that bad. Look at her father.

    • @scienceandmusic4295
      @scienceandmusic4295 6 лет назад +2

      David Gonzalez What do you mean winners? The first thing everyone knows about Henry is that he was crazy.

    • @jessebrown1996
      @jessebrown1996 6 лет назад +5

      @@DarkEmerald1990 Actually Elizabeth executed both Catholics and Protestants, she didn't discriminate based off religion she just wanted to get rid of anyone who would get in her way of ruling.
      Though yes she was definitely a brutal queen but a smart one, there's a reason they called her rule the golden age not long after her passing.

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku 6 лет назад +8

    0:39 So that's where the "Yoink!" meme started.

  • @levioshea3337
    @levioshea3337 7 лет назад +180

    Anne was beheaded with a sword not a ake

  • @magellandufour1
    @magellandufour1 6 лет назад +7

    "Prince Under Construction"

  • @hallmarkdestiel2937
    @hallmarkdestiel2937 6 лет назад +43

    “What are you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.”
    For some reason. I like this. It sounds Shakespearean almost.

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 3 года назад +2

    "I'm going to CANONIZE you."
    "I can see my hooooouuusssseeee!"

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 6 лет назад +36

    Actually Henry VIII Tudor wasn't requesting a divorce from Catherine of Aragon, he wanted his marriage annulled, making it null and void, and as a result had Mary publicly declare before the court that she was a bastard, putting her legitimacy as princess into question, further explaining why Mary stayed true to her Catholic upbringing.

    • @gyrobyte626
      @gyrobyte626 3 года назад

      ever heard of this thing called a joke

    • @KTChamberlain
      @KTChamberlain 3 года назад +2

      @@gyrobyte626 Yes, and ever heard of this thing called a missed opportunity. Imagine Lisa (as Mary) being prompted to declare herself a bastard before the court.
      Lisa (mutters) I'm a bastard.
      Homer: "Louder!"
      Lisa: "I'm a bastard! There? Happy?!"

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад

      Neeeerd!

    • @brigidmadden5577
      @brigidmadden5577 2 месяца назад

      @@KTChamberlainalso it would’ve been funny to see Homer try to pass off an obvious bullshit law as something actually biblical.
      “So you see I can leave my wife since we’re technically in-laws”
      “Isn’t there a line in the Bible about in-laws marrying each is a good thing?”

  • @redjen7649
    @redjen7649 Год назад +2

    1:19 Dude, the Simpsons were warning us along!

  • @theMeatmongoloid
    @theMeatmongoloid 7 лет назад +207

    Where's the song? That's the best part
    "I'm Henry the eight i am
    Henry the eight i am i am
    I've been eating since six a.m.
    For desert i'll have dinner again
    My name's synonymous with gluttony
    I'll always eat a turkey or a ham.."

    • @tkcritic7368
      @tkcritic7368 7 лет назад +18

      "Stop singin' that song! We all know who you are..."

    • @thinkaviation2231
      @thinkaviation2231 7 лет назад

      Yas 😂

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 6 лет назад +5

      Funny enough being overweight was considered attractive in those days as it meant you could afford to eat. Those who were too thin were considered poor since they could barely afford to eat. So Henry's overweight wasn't shunned then.

    • @goonerbear8659
      @goonerbear8659 6 лет назад +1

      Skippy's List #197: I am no longer allowed to sing "Henry the VIII I Am" until verse 68 ever again.

    • @NadiaGirl1
      @NadiaGirl1 6 лет назад

      You know if he would have married 2 more times he would have married 8 times and funny it should be Henry the 8 married 8 times lol

  • @Brecconable
    @Brecconable 7 лет назад +44

    3 people were cannonized

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 6 лет назад

      Brecconable I wonder if I can cannonize a child?

  • @chaoticgreed
    @chaoticgreed 5 лет назад +10

    *tall, large, henry the eighth*
    *_supreme head of the church of england_*

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 4 года назад +2

      Globally revered
      Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard

  • @brainscott8198
    @brainscott8198 3 года назад +1

    You left out "Take a ride on the king maker..." lololololol.😆😆😆😆😆

  • @bigderick4558
    @bigderick4558 7 лет назад +34

    1:01 Damn

  • @Kit10QT
    @Kit10QT 6 лет назад +17

    Princess Mary's personality was about as far from Lisa's as one can get

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 3 года назад +4

      But yet I can still see Lisa going on a murderous rampage

  • @alaskacosplay
    @alaskacosplay 2 года назад +2

    “Oh!! My horoscope! Today will bring wealth and good changes into your life. Wrong!!”

  • @marcox2937
    @marcox2937 3 года назад +1

    0:54 her father was the king of Spain, but at the time of the divorce it was Katherine’s brother who is the king of spain

  • @MrJoeyWheeler
    @MrJoeyWheeler 2 года назад +3

    LIsa playing the role of the young Bloody Mary is hilariously appropriate.

  • @justxpenguin12345
    @justxpenguin12345 3 года назад +3

    Henry VIII: it wouldn't be if I could canonized a child
    Lisa as young Mary: leaving
    Well I

  • @Originella
    @Originella 4 года назад +5

    I wonder if I could cannonize a child...
    Leaving!!

  • @sirjanska9575
    @sirjanska9575 6 лет назад +58

    Catherine of Aragon's father wasn't the king of Spain but of Aragon and Naples (hence the name of his daughter) and he was long dead anyway by his marriage to Henry. By that time the king of the Spanish lands (Castille, Aragon, Naples etc.) was the Holy Roman Emperor Charles the Fifth (the First in Spain) who was actually Catherine's nephew. Absolutely no regard for historical accuracy!

    • @lopezfan24
      @lopezfan24 6 лет назад +21

      EdgyFinsk it’s a cartoon, not a documentary.

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf 6 лет назад +4

      And only two of Henry's wives were actually beheaded, not all of them minuses his first

    • @shangrilainxanadu
      @shangrilainxanadu 6 лет назад +5

      Ferdinand of Aragon was King of Spain by being King of Aragon and King of Castile by marriage. There was no unitary King of Spain until the 1870s, every King of Spain before was simply simultaneously King of Aragon and Castile, and referred to as King of Spain as a shorthand.

    • @sailoritaly
      @sailoritaly 3 года назад +1

      Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!

    • @sirjanska9575
      @sirjanska9575 3 года назад

      @@shangrilainxanadu It eventually did come to that yes, but the custom was yet to be in place at the time of Ferdinand and Charles. At that time the two kingdoms were still very different in terms of cultural identity, legal matter etc.

  • @ellie-ek5ri
    @ellie-ek5ri 6 лет назад +5

    i cant believe the simpsons predicted henry viii

  • @xsailor85
    @xsailor85 4 года назад +11

    2:01 I wonder if I could “canonize” a child?

    • @sayrahatch364
      @sayrahatch364 2 года назад +3

      “Leaving!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 3 года назад +1

    "The Yorker"...nice touch.

  • @oraclesofthemoirai4258
    @oraclesofthemoirai4258 6 лет назад +6

    This is pretty accurate for the simpsons

  • @fleur8102
    @fleur8102 6 лет назад +8

    "I left a magazine in there"

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 2 года назад +2

    "I'm Henry the eighth I am.
    Henry the eighth I am, I am
    I've been eating since six am!
    For dessert I'll have dinner again.
    My name's anonymous with gluttony
    I'll always eat a turkey or a ham - "
    "STOP SINGING THAT SONG! We all know who you are!:

  • @estano_2192
    @estano_2192 4 года назад +4

    Henry henry henry

  • @fruitlion8
    @fruitlion8 6 лет назад +5

    Cannonising is the best punishment.

  • @victoria-wh1fh
    @victoria-wh1fh 5 лет назад +3

    When you watch this in history class because my teacher lost his lesson 😂🤣

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 6 лет назад +2

    Such simple history in such comedic fashion.

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark 6 лет назад +1

    Can you believe they showed this in my grade 8 socials class.

  • @CatholicNeil
    @CatholicNeil 2 года назад +3

    A hasty mistake in England

  • @ijoyzeu
    @ijoyzeu 4 года назад +2

    This makes so much sense

  • @janetestherina7169
    @janetestherina7169 6 лет назад +4

    We should watch this in history class

  • @nickaustin3664
    @nickaustin3664 Год назад +1

    Henry the 8th actually had 2 sons 1 ineligible. Died young. And 1 with his 3rd wife who died also young. Oh and a son with his 1st wife. He only lived less than a month.

  • @ButterknivesDEVO
    @ButterknivesDEVO 2 года назад +2

    I CANT WHEN HE USES THE MAGNA CARTA AS A NAPKIN 😭😭😭

  • @El0tin
    @El0tin 4 года назад +8

    I look sooo good with yellow skin huh 7v7

  • @elfe6018
    @elfe6018 Год назад +3

    01:46 That's what they should say to wannabe-leaders nowadays.

  • @AJHyoton
    @AJHyoton 2 года назад +3

    I love this!! Homer's already somewhat boorish and crude behavior is amplified to the max as Henry the 8th. This is how Homer could be if he had the power of Mr. Burns in medieval times. Very evil, corrupt, and hilarious

  • @chloeannegachalife
    @chloeannegachalife 3 года назад +4

    Anne Boleyn actually got beheaded with a sword and not an axe

  • @moriohchoradio2260
    @moriohchoradio2260 5 лет назад +3

    Lisa- Mary I
    Maggie- Elizabeth I
    Bart- Edward VI
    The casting is depended on the age and gender. Lisa is portraying Mary I because she’s the eldest girl like Mary I was. Maggie is portraying Elizabeth I because she is the youngest girl as Elizabeth I was. Bart is Edward because they are both boys.

  • @srsgas1
    @srsgas1 Год назад +2

    The sad thing is it's the man who chooses the gender but they blame the woman

  • @josephklunder7040
    @josephklunder7040 3 года назад +2

    They did a great job here of showing the historical coincidence.

  • @ameliaflynnhayes
    @ameliaflynnhayes Год назад +1

    This is a funny version of Henry the 8th.

  • @thesnowfox7262
    @thesnowfox7262 5 лет назад +3

    Beats watching the whole Tudors series...

  • @shadiyaabukar5453
    @shadiyaabukar5453 6 лет назад +12

    12:14 hahah lol I live in Ireland 😂😂

  • @Stuff_centeral
    @Stuff_centeral 3 года назад +2

    I love this

  • @LegoShay
    @LegoShay 3 года назад +3

    This seems so far fetched yet it happened in us English people’s history

  • @billiebleach7889
    @billiebleach7889 5 лет назад +1

    King and Trophy Queen

  • @stefanfilipovits21
    @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +2

    “I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt”
    JFC Homer, a modicum of restraint, I beg you.

  • @ludwigvanbeethoven8793
    @ludwigvanbeethoven8793 6 лет назад +2

    i can see now the appeal for disenchantment...hopefully next season follows a more zany and twisted approach like this short was.

  • @Gardenraisedbed
    @Gardenraisedbed 4 года назад +3

    I don't remember this part of Wolf Hall

  • @maxbrooks8438
    @maxbrooks8438 4 года назад +2

    2:39 Ooooh Henry!!!!!

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 5 лет назад +2

    "I eat and eat and eat and never get any thinner"

  • @GuardiasVA
    @GuardiasVA 5 лет назад +2

    2:12 the brexit solution that the simpsons predicted

  • @19seandel78
    @19seandel78 2 года назад +2

    Marge grabbing Homer's 👂 and saying yoink 😂😂😂

  • @shanechyba9976
    @shanechyba9976 4 года назад +2

    Henry the 8th had an ulcer on his leg that gave him great pain that is the reason why he gained weight he was actually very active before then

  • @katiemaige4275
    @katiemaige4275 6 лет назад +8

    Best scene at 1:14😋😋😋😋😋😋