You know what's terrifying? How she blends into the environment and how disguised she is. And also how quietly she entered and came out of the water. Pure stealth all around.
Random dude wasn't fooling around either. For millions of years he was developing intellect and mustered ability to come up with the most fitting names.
@@lillynordicpaleshow us yours, it's always been a crocodile and been around for thousands of years. Anyone and everyone who says anything happened a million years ago doesn't actually know what happened a million years ago, no human who only lives a few decades can't know that unless they're God, and we are not God.
"Margarita, come here!" *dragon bellowing noises* "I have existed for thousands of years. Who dare disturbs my slumbe- oh... it's you again. Please tell me you brought parchment and mutton with you this time." "I just wanted to say hi." "One of these days, mortal human, I'm gunna eat you for foolish moments like these. But..., ye, hi."
I know someone that had this happen back in the good old days pre-1972. He had some pet crocodiles in New Jersey as a boy. He saved up his money and bought a cattle tank from the Sears and Roebucks farm catalog which he managed to get down into the basement before his parents got home. Anyway he got to keep it because his dad didn't want to drag that thing out of the basement. So the the crocs had this for their enclosure. There was a small window at the soil line that could be opened during warm weather. He kept this window opened during the summer so the humidity from the tank wouldn't build up and of course it was right above the crocs. He came home one day goes downstairs to check on his animals only to find a man's shoe floating in the crocodile tank. Some thief found out it really wasn't his lucky day someone left a window open!
I don't know what's more frightening: When you clearly see a crocodile this close to you, Or when you know there's a crocodile within your sight, but you cannot see it.
thats 200 million years of evolution for ya. crocs are one of the most well rounded animals on the planet. bone crushing jaws, fast swimmers, sonar like underwater senses, armor for skin. you can't get much better then that for being an apex predator.
@@vladimir-savage72 How'd you know whether it's spelt like that?! Anyways I got over my dear of spiders by naming them. I have one in the corner of my living room called Shirley. He doesn't bother me, I don't bother him. He eats flies and I eat food of similar quality. It's a beautiful life.
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Now all I can imagine is Godzilla with a lease on. “Sit” (flattens city) “Stand up” (proceeds to lift owner up by the lease so he’s dangling hundreds of feet in the air) “Cuddl- wait no STOP”
@@kiarablack5349 If we didn't care we could kill huge number os species. One word: gun And you could kill EVERYTHING with it. There is no species more powerful than us.
@@1nceagin indeed also crocs are a lot smarter than people realize there is new studies that indicate they are actually very intelligent in certain aspects for animals, not surprising since they have to study and stalk prey for long periods of time a lot of thinkings goes into that
Depends. Put an ape with tools, and the result would be totally different. Remember, while crocodiles have teeth, monkeys and apes have intelligence :)
@@niconachozstudio1952 They do have American crocodiles too, they are just more elusive, ill tempered and skittish, hang out near saltwater (essentially our version of a saltwater crocodile), and are endangered from poaching and pollution, so you aren't likely to see them as often.
Lmao this reminds me when we petted a Crow and followed us home when i was 8 years old so this crow was our pet for 8 years i named him Aleister , it happens every morning my dad had to open a window so he can come in the house and eat his fruits and fly again till we all are wake up , i remember a time my mom was sick and he went to tell us about her so we knew it before him and went for her pills carrying the little bag to the bed for her , when i was 12 years old he brought a small crow with him so we was amazed he was a father so tried to teach him about us the little crow female gender was called Margarita... 4 years later we noticed Aleister got blind both eyes because got old and we decided take him inside in a big cage like a closet only for him , 3 days later he passed away and we cried.. Her daughter Margarita stopped come visit us like he did all this years.. Im 27 years old now and i keep remembering him as a member of the family..
Guy: *calls out* Margarita: Swims to the other side Guy: Who’s a good girl? Margarita: remains docile Guy: Yes you are... Margarita: (thinking) *One day human... you shall reap your comeuppance for not bringing me my buffet and interrupting my slumber. My ancestors smile upon me... Can you say the same?*
Dude: *friendly, loving, emotional voice* "Hi! How ya doin?! Good girl!"
Margareta: *blank murderous stare*
Blank murderous *HANGRY* stare
That time of the week, I guess. Feeding time that is.
Haha awe same
Sounds like an Ex
I wanna see him pet it
She’s got the look on her face that says “you have exactly 3 seconds to explain why you woke me up.”
And it best damn be in 4 letters with the first one being 'F'.
@@thistleserbel2214 Food?
That's what I came to but not the first word I thought of.
It was another four letter f word
@@xaviereason3137 please explain it more.
@@NateSean C'mon. You know.
A four letter word starting with f.
Food was my second guess.
I had my head in the gutter.
@@NateSean he means fuck.
Her pose is all like- "you called? Tf you want?"
Lmao
_"I just wanted to say hi."_
She's like dude, I'm a reptile. I'm lethargic.
Margarita the type of gretting others pets she Just Go "sup bitch''
that one killed me ngl@@yukinagato1573
You know what's terrifying? How she blends into the environment and how disguised she is. And also how quietly she entered and came out of the water. Pure stealth all around.
Give her a pet, or a treat.
That is terrifying
In ww2 you can find a scarier example of saltwater crocodiles who followed and ate over 100 fleeing japanese troops in the jungle swamps.
"I came on your call hooman. What do u offer me?"
Guy: hi
-_-
@Barrack Obama ✅ i will throw you to that creature if you don't tell me your last name
Lmfao
“Your offering is... acceptable”
And just freeze there
@Si Dunue lmao facts
"You're such a good girl!"
*exists menacingly*
With only one emotion: Hatred. XD
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ゴ ゴ
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@@johnnyjoestar9569 CROCOOOO!
I thinks it’s cute for some reason
@@johnnyjoestar9569 Clearly that Croc is a Stand user.
Margarita: “I keep telling you my name is Gorlock the destroyer.”
Everybody gangsta till they find out the quiet kid in school has a crocodile named Margarita
And that it's currently in his back pack complete with a bump stock.
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@@jevthompson9044 nuh uh
“Hey there, Margarita! Just wanted to say ‘hi.’” 😄
Margarita: 😠
😂
She was sleeping and he woke her up 😂😂😭😭
She thought she would get An appetizer, Turns out she get a main course instead
This shouldn’t be so funny 😭
Lol 😂
Margereta: *comes over upon call*
Also her: So you gonna give me food or nah
That look tho XD
more like "so you gonna give me food or am i gonna need to take out a down payment on a leg?"
@Zishan Sheikh no he isn't
@Zishan Sheikh and so are you.
@@MegaDuckmonster And so are you
Margarita just staring at him like “you better have food.” 💀💀
That's literally exactly it lol.
She has a choice for one day food vs whole life food.
She is smart.
I do not envy the fate of those who decides to rob his house while entering/escaping through that yard
imagine 😂😂
@K Dubya Yeah let me just keep a raw as chicken on me to make sure I'm prepared for any pet crocodiles as I rob a house. Standard equipment. lol
K Dubya imagine taking my comment seriously. Internet n00b lol
@K Dubya Why are you so bent? lmao go to YT Kids if you're this soft. I don't think anyone can help you here, you criminal mastermind, you.
I mean some robbers bring meat sticks with them in case of dogs so maybe that would work
"And then when I walked in there was a fucking crocodile."
-Some thief to his therapist after being attacking by a Margarita
😂
😂
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😂
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Guy: *'calls Margarita lovingly'*
Also Margarita: *'stares menacingly'*
Imagine evolving for millions of years into one of the largest ice blooded killer just to be named Margarita by a random dude...
*sad croc noises*
Random dude wasn't fooling around either. For millions of years he was developing intellect and mustered ability to come up with the most fitting names.
evolution means one species turned into another. What was it before it was a croc? Exactly. It never did. It has always been a croc
@@SKRooU2
Show us your time traveling machine.
@@lillynordicpaleshow us yours, it's always been a crocodile and been around for thousands of years. Anyone and everyone who says anything happened a million years ago doesn't actually know what happened a million years ago, no human who only lives a few decades can't know that unless they're God, and we are not God.
Friend: the dog won’t bite! He’s friendly.
The dog:
Underrated Comment
Dogs are psychos waiting to eat their owners faces off
HelMaschine that’s cats
69 years and 4 days ago. The oldest comment on RUclips ever.
@@MandolinSashaank bro that's in his names lmao
Margareta: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO DARE DISTURB MY-
Human: Oh hey best buddy!
Margareta: Oh it's you....
I see you're a man of culture
Is that a TFS reference?
TFS
TFS REFERENCE
Abridged always gets a like. Always.
"Margarita, come here!"
*dragon bellowing noises* "I have existed for thousands of years. Who dare disturbs my slumbe- oh... it's you again. Please tell me you brought parchment and mutton with you this time."
"I just wanted to say hi."
"One of these days, mortal human, I'm gunna eat you for foolish moments like these. But..., ye, hi."
"For thousands of years I laid dormant.... Who has disturbed my---?
Oh it's you... what do you want idiot?"
@@abhishekiyer1270 that DBZA reference
@@michaelkkrasting You're goddamn right
@@abhishekiyer1270 howdy there, I’m Android 13. Look. At my. Trucker hat
@@abhishekiyer1270 i swear i was thinking the same when i saw this comment xd
"If you don't get off my property I'll sic Margarita on you."
"Psh what's some dog gonna do"
"Who said she was a dog"
There's something horrible unsettling about how she so calmly disappears then reappears from the water
it's wrong on so many levels bro
They gotta be stealthy on the wild yo!
That's why they're apex predators.
Especially how quiet it was
No sound at all
Imagine robbing this guy and all you hear is him scream is, “margarita attack!”
Your laughing cuz of the name then you see her and she’s like oh dad did make up for not giving me noms last time
and then he yelling: DO THE BARREL ROLL!!!!
@@P41zuri *bone crunching noises*
@@MrEstebanSzucs o h
Dude's got his own pokemon
Impressive how she moves and slides in the water without any noise
She has the cutest nose.
The Croc: *.......again you've shown up here with no margarita...why do I keep falling for this Dave...*
Underrated 😭😂
@@joemama4240 indeed lol
@@hawks-wings "Here's a little lesson from trickery"
@@hawks-wings "This is going down in history"
😐
Me: “Does your dog bite?”
My friend: “Absolutely not!”
Her Dog:
I mean the crocodile didn’t bite so they’re not wrong
No no he’s got a point
The dog: your heart will stop beating at 10:00 eastern time
friend: she don’t bite
me: YES IT DO
@@ShyCherri104 NO IT DONT
Man: I just wanted to say hi Margarita
Margarita: And I just wanted to stay asleep but at least one of us is happy
Masters of stealth. No splash or sound coming in or out. Even their head looks like it could just be the water when the come out.
He: who's a good girl...
Croc: the one i ate in the morning
🤔😛
Dark but funny I like your style
😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
He trained a crocodile... imagine someone breaking into a house and having a crocodile charge at you
Open up
I'd shit myself.
Good thing people don't break into the back yard, they break into the house.
I know someone that had this happen back in the good old days pre-1972. He had some pet crocodiles in New Jersey as a boy. He saved up his money and bought a cattle tank from the Sears and Roebucks farm catalog which he managed to get down into the basement before his parents got home. Anyway he got to keep it because his dad didn't want to drag that thing out of the basement. So the the crocs had this for their enclosure. There was a small window at the soil line that could be opened during warm weather. He kept this window opened during the summer so the humidity from the tank wouldn't build up and of course it was right above the crocs. He came home one day goes downstairs to check on his animals only to find a man's shoe floating in the crocodile tank. Some thief found out it really wasn't his lucky day someone left a window open!
Not hard to escape a charging crocodile, just run zig zag, crocs aren’t as mobile on land as in the water
Beautiful croc! I love her
Holy hell, the way she just disappeared into the water and then came out so menacingly. What an awesome Margarita
I love how you can see the irritation in her eyes when she realizes he had nothing to offer her. 🤣
He got legs doesn't he?
@@indiespaghetti4276 🤣🤣🤣
Typical woman
@@cazimim3375 Typical man
Not again
Floridians be like “I adopted her as a stray and she’s really warmed up to me”
I am floridian I can confirm this as true
Warmed up to you? I thought crocs where cold blooded...
@@ghostqpid3079 Nothing that can't be solved with a nice warm hug or two -Floridian, probably
Bro this whole caption 😭.
Yall not seeing crocs in florida we got gators.
I don't know what's more frightening:
When you clearly see a crocodile this close to you,
Or when you know there's a crocodile within your sight, but you cannot see it.
She looks really cuddly
It’s so terrifying how silently they go in the water without making a splash or anything.
thats 200 million years of evolution for ya. crocs are one of the most well rounded animals on the planet. bone crushing jaws, fast swimmers, sonar like underwater senses, armor for skin. you can't get much better then that for being an apex predator.
Awesome more like it.
@@RhinoXpress speed vroom vrooom
Moistcr1tikal spits facts
@@RhinoXpress But you can hold their mouth shut with your bare hands. All that power, and they forgot the muscles to OPEN the jaw
Crocodiles, among the most vicious predators killing machines from our era, and somebody decided to name one "Margarita".
This is florida so it makes sense
@@usernate5995 definitely. Floridan confirmed
What is it supposed to be called?? Dra'kurgedur Destroyer of Worlds??
@@redhidinghood9337 precisely
@@usernate5995 No sense.
Such a cute and unpredictable beast!!!
Cute😂😂😂😂
@@Antivenom932 I point that word out because was just irony.
"whos a good girl"
"I ate a child yesterday"
*good*
anakin's pet
🤣🤣🤣
Good girl! 😍
*GOOD*
This dude got a goddamn Dinosaur as a friend.
Archosaur, not dinosaur.
"This dude got a cousin of a godamm dinosaur as a friend."
Would be the most accurate sentence
@@randomdude-fp6jm yeah, but is that as funny
ClassifiedAmphibian
Answer: No 😀
Here come the RUclips comment experts taking this comment literally instead of what it is. A joke
I love how she’s just like “hey what’s up”
0:37
Hooman: "Come here"
Margarita: "Nah, I'm good"
😹😹
“Margarita” LMAO I love the name
Lol
@@nonya6012 lol
lol
Fuck. I guess I'm alligator then
That's my grandmother's name.
Guy : "Margarita"
Croc : * *Pops head aboves bushes to see* *
SO CUTE 🥺
she's too cute i wouldnt even be mad if she devoured me
If you look really closely, you can see her nostrils wiggling slightly after she comes out of the water. That is just so cute.
Animal: is extremely dangerous
Human: I'll call it margherita
Margarita*
@@vladimir-savage72 man fack u
@@vladimir-savage72 How'd you know whether it's spelt like that?!
Anyways I got over my dear of spiders by naming them. I have one in the corner of my living room called Shirley. He doesn't bother me, I don't bother him. He eats flies and I eat food of similar quality. It's a beautiful life.
There's a female aligator called chikita she's more friendly looking and the way she responded was like a dog XD
Margherita is a name of a city
Human: *calls Margareta*
Margareta: *comes expecting food*
Human: Hi.
Margareta: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Margarita: Bruh if I don't get a leg of pork or something, your gonna be the other white meat.
Jim carson who asked if it was lame
@Jim carson must suck having a growing body while your mind stays the same size.
@@RezidueWithaZ lmaaaao savage
I'm quite sure it's Margarita
Margarita you are absolutely gorgeous 🐊🇦🇺💗
"WHAT A BEAUTY!!!"
RIP Steve.
When your mother is shouting from the kitchen that the food is ready and when you get there she is still cooking the food
Crocodile: ...
Very understandable
And your a crocodile. I hate when that happens
Haha exactly.
Mom: help me, put the table
@@santisarmiento8948 omfg
Margarita is staring at him like “Where’s my food, human?”.
Feed me, or I'll feast on you
You are the food, human
“Feed me the food before you become the food, human.”
"Either feed or become the food"-
Albert Einstein
@@Loremipsum6665 That was John Cena
"Margarita come here!"
Croc : *So you have chosen death?*
I think I heard Margarita say, "You woke me up just to say hi!?!" Lol
Don't think I've ever seen such a detailed image of a crocodile before, great video!
@@eliseereclus3475 Fair point, I never would've thought to look either though lol
There's so much more detailed other vids
Yea u can really tell how much different it is from an alligator.
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@@jesusisgod2953 hi, here's the attention you were compulsively looking for
Guy: hi margarita
Croc: -_-
Guy: who's a good girl
Croc: John I ate a child earlier today
Still a good girl.
*”good girl”*
Stolen from a comment from 4 months ago.
clever girl
@@theblazinggamer5289 why do we need to know
Wow she's gorgeous
I love how this dude's just chilling while this big ass reptile monster is approaching him
big ass 1000 pound lizard doesn't even make a splish or a splash when it goes in the water wtf
Female crocodiles get to around 250 pounds
Because they are aquatic predators. They are evolved to be hidden underwater, of course they enter the water seemlessly.
@@usernate5995 i would be damned if a predator of that size and power only hits 200
@@belovedrequiem2891 shes a lot smaller irl.
@@usernate5995 This is not a gator, it's a crocodile.
This guy: "Cmere Margarita!"
A visitor: "You have a dog?"
*Crocodile comes out of the creek*
Him: "...No."
"I had"
@@MultiLoquenderoxd r/cursedcomments
@@megadriveleo
*😂😂🤣...!*
😂😂😂
@@MultiLoquenderoxd _I feel bad for laughing at this..._
One day his friends will visit and say …where’s our friend ? And the croc will be sunning itself in a corner of the yard looking very satisfied
even though she is a crocodile, you can tell she's pretty enthusiastic when her name's being called.
“Oh so you have a pet?”
“Yes.”
“Where are they?”
“Margarita c’mere!”
*Godzilla theme plays.*
this comment is underrated
The best comment i've seen here
Lol
Now all I can imagine is Godzilla with a lease on.
“Sit” (flattens city)
“Stand up” (proceeds to lift owner up by the lease so he’s dangling hundreds of feet in the air)
“Cuddl- wait no STOP”
Lmao
Imagine going into his house and then calling margarita, expecting a dog or cat just to see this massive croc
Wow! What a shock that would be🤣😂🤣😂
What about the family with 13 grizzly bears in their back yard?
@@energyhammer2342 The family is from Russia?
@@gaelvega9436 we don't have grizzly bears. Here live brown bears.
I think I'd have found my new best friend
margarita is so precious
You don’t wanna hop that guys fence during a robbery 😂that’d be the last thing you do 😂
Caregiver: “Come here sweet croc”
Croc: “You gonna let me eat you today?”
Waiting for the perfect opportunity.
I doubt it wanted to eat him, but it definitely expected to eat something. Probably disappointed that he was just saying hi.
CAREGIVER : NO NOT TODAY
But the power of friendship wont let her do that
always one perfect comment on these type of vids and this is it
Apex predator: *Exists*
Humans: "Awh you're a good girl!"
Might as well just keep a 100 foot blue whale in my shed.
@@yadatada5556 some one needs to do that LMAO
WE are Apex predator
@@ImieNazwiskoOK LOL no we're not
@@kiarablack5349 If we didn't care we could kill huge number os species.
One word: gun
And you could kill EVERYTHING with it.
There is no species more powerful than us.
"Hey man, thats a sick pond you have there. You ever go swimming in it?"
"Not.....really."
This. This is fricking ADORABLE
It’s crazy how as soon as her chin touches the water, she slows herself down to not create too much splash/ripples on the water. Crazy instinct
My exact thoughts. Then followed by "holy shit, this is the scariest monster I've ever seen".
Good eye yea that’s pure instinct
For something that massive to enter to water with barely a ripple. Damn nature you scary...
@@1nceagin indeed also crocs are a lot smarter than people realize there is new studies that indicate they are actually very intelligent in certain aspects for animals, not surprising since they have to study and stalk prey for long periods of time a lot of thinkings goes into that
And how its basically a water assassin. Stealth and power. Combined with tough skin and i forgot to mention a instakill trick wtf
Imagine breaking into this guys back yard, unaware of why he's got a big pond and there's a hissing sound from the grass
Dinner is served
@@shijutu r/cursedcomments
"I'll take a meat lovers. Hold the cheese and the bread."
Extra meat and sauce as well, Make it the also dumb enough to walk to the water. Here's the tip. (Proceeds to Deathroll)
Guess what, yo fucking DEAD!
Margarita: I swear to Godzilla Dave, you better have food next time or I’m eating your arm.
"So, how did you get arrested?"
"I got frickin attacked by a crocodile.."
"What?..."
Put a monkey in there and we'll see Kong Vs. Godzilla early.
Based
Godzilla vs Kong Beta
Depends. Put an ape with tools, and the result would be totally different. Remember, while crocodiles have teeth, monkeys and apes have intelligence :)
More like a gorila but yeah
@@treatoplease3479 Crocodiles don't have an atomic breath :)
The most florida thing I have ever seen.
This is a crocodile not an Alligator
@@niconachozstudio1952 They do have American crocodiles too, they are just more elusive, ill tempered and skittish, hang out near saltwater (essentially our version of a saltwater crocodile), and are endangered from poaching and pollution, so you aren't likely to see them as often.
Cryptomaster beemoth don’t they only live in the Florida Everglades?
@@NoOne-ju8fi Everglades coastlines, central america, and various islands in between.
We have alligators in Florida, not crocodiles. You can find crocodiles in Africa and Australia.
The way she pops her head up when you call...❤ and then when she just stands there staring at you with those teeth, wonderfully unsettling
Cute how she picks her head up as soon as he calls her name
She refused to come closer because she was afraid of the guy.
Deeeeeeeez nuutttts
There's always that one guy in animal video comments that immediately assumes the worst of the situation instead of enjoying the video 😑😑
@@thegoodhunter3707 way too ruin the joke
@@lobo4839 shit... didn't know it was a joke
I mean I’d be afraid too of a guy who literally owns a crocodile
I thought she was in the water, but she’s over there being a rock. Golly had this been in the wild I would’ve lost a leg or two.
Can be worst, yourlife for example?
or a whole you
Or three.
@@Sergio-sh8qv you good bro
If a crocodile bit off your leg you would still die lol the death roll is a crazy finishing move
She just lifts her head like "what does this man want now?"
Lmao this reminds me when we petted a Crow and followed us home when i was 8 years old so this crow was our pet for 8 years i named him Aleister , it happens every morning my dad had to open a window so he can come in the house and eat his fruits and fly again till we all are wake up , i remember a time my mom was sick and he went to tell us about her so we knew it before him and went for her pills carrying the little bag to the bed for her , when i was 12 years old he brought a small crow with him so we was amazed he was a father so tried to teach him about us the little crow female gender was called Margarita... 4 years later we noticed Aleister got blind both eyes because got old and we decided take him inside in a big cage like a closet only for him , 3 days later he passed away and we cried.. Her daughter Margarita stopped come visit us like he did all this years.. Im 27 years old now and i keep remembering him as a member of the family..
This guy should have a sign on his house that says "If soliciting, call for Margarita"
Damn,evil
Or “Beware of croc. Trespassers will be bitten. Survivors will be bitten again.” 🤣🤣
"If you want a drink while soliciting say "margarita" "
Its not his house. This is her enclosure at saw grass. I met the dude and saw the gator irl
@@usernate5995 that ain’t no gator dude
Imagine this guy ordering dinner over the phone:
“So what would you like sir?”
“Pizza”
“What kind?”
“Margherita”
*screaming
🤣🤣🤣
" crock clears trote" um yes what sides do you have that go well with a human
"ok, I'll take a meatlovers as well"
Какая прелестная сладкая девочка😍❤️как можно не любить животных - они просто чудо!
This is somehow utterly, terrifyingly adorable
Him: hey do u want something to drink
Friend: do u have a margarita?
Margareta shows up.
Everyone: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC*
Dog owner: "Hey, wanna see a cool trick?"
Me: "Yes, sure!"
Dog owner: "Margarita, do the Barrel roll!!!"
😂😅🤣, your too funny 🤗.
Star fix flashbacks
Margarita: *does deathroll*
@@thedapperdummy
*😕!*
*does a death roll on another pet*
Good girl!
Absolutely Amazing!! Hats off to you. Thank you so much for posting this.
The first “Margarita” and the head popping up and nothing else is hilarious lol
Guy:- " Margarita, come here mama, youre my good girl.
Margarita stares:- " look its time we talk about our relationship.?
😂
Snicker
Crocodiles though not domesticable CAN be trained and bond with people.
I still be able to teach it to roll over?
If you put your arm on his jaws, he can roll over even without training. Crazy, isn't it?
@@niceguy1965 lmao
@@niceguy1965 Ha! Good one, Frisk!
@@niceguy1965 lmaoo you got me weak bruh 😭😂
Balls of titanium and that Margarita stopped and probably thought" If you weren't so nice to me I would've eaten you by now"
Wowwww you made her get up and come all that way just to say Hi...
The disrespect. 🤣
Guy: *calls out*
Margarita: Swims to the other side
Guy: Who’s a good girl?
Margarita: remains docile
Guy: Yes you are...
Margarita: (thinking) *One day human... you shall reap your comeuppance for not bringing me my buffet and interrupting my slumber. My ancestors smile upon me... Can you say the same?*
Nice Skyrim quote
Nice spongebob quote
😂
@キイキイ your brother says good girl?
Hah
When the croc expected food but you just wanted to say hi
Margarita: "my disappointment is so great"
Amazing tho that she reacted to your call
Plagia is not good
Plagia is not good
Plagia is not good
Plagia is not good
Plagia is not good
Everybody keeps calling Margarita, but no one's asking how Martini is doing.
She is gorgeous!
House burglar breaks in to the backyard
“Margarita attack!”
Burglar: “Why am I hearing boss music?”
Burglar: *Breaks in*
Homeowner: "Alexa Intruder alert"
The Exits: *Lock*
The Alexa: ruclips.net/video/8eyRBYoKp48/видео.html
Margarita: *Emerges*
@@Sparking_Ram oh hello fellow hunter
Burglar won't hear anything. He will be shredded
@@Sparking_Ram I see you're a man of culture as well
More like “Why is there a demon holding an hourglass?” 🥴