REQUIREMENTS TO DATE SARUEI..
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"The worst she can say is no..."
He got murdered💀
He he took a calculated risk but damn math isn't his strong suit...
He do it kamikaze style.
@@tapiokallio3526 BANZAI!
Man took his shoot. But the gun was upside down, wasn't load, and aimed in the wrong direction.
Also probably was a water gun
And the safety was still on
And aimed at his pelvis
Always the case with Saruei. They might've had a chance if they cosplayed as Raiden complete with moving helmet, i guess.
Mofo offed himself like Rylo Huncho.
Step 1 for going on a date with any content creator is to not know who they are. If you want to date your favorite streamer, you've already failed.
Like anyone else, they'll want to date someone on equal terms, not a stranger who has built them up based off of parasocial interactions with their online persona.
Exactly!
Tbh real I don't even know who this person is I just see a lot of there stuff on youtube she do be funny :>
Ah yes, the conundrum for the simps. They want these girls and try to buy them affection, but they have the least chance in dating them irl.
I mean, jerma's GF is from his community... it can work, ya just can't be a massive creepy anti-social stalker-esque weirdo about it.
That's step 1. But what about 2 through 10?
My man didn't do the math on this one.
“I’m pretty sure that was a ‘No’ Lieutenant.”
Jokes on her
My man is probably into aggressive french asmr
He really shot himself in the foot there. Only the foot first.
Sorry man, she's not interested. Her love has always been Snake
Which Snake?
@@DoltonI depends on which Metal Gear Solid she's playing
@@DoltonI yes
+ Springtrap (if you know you know)
"I guess I have embarrased myself enough to get a chance"
Anon said, his body flooding with estrogen
"So, why do you want to date me?"
Okay, valid points aside...
Ouch, that person got put in their place fast.
Damn savage at the end
The chances to want to date a content creator is very low already, you'll have more chances to date one if you find them outside, if you don't know them or what they do in their life, but then again they also have to go outside which has been proven that Vtubers barely do because of anxiety or low self-esteem. So unless you're very very lucky to encounter one outside, get friends with them and reveals to you later that they are a content creator OR that you already are a content creator yourself and manage to get contacts with other CCs, talk/play with them, that you are having great vibes with them and feelings starts to sprout.
But besides all that, you really don't have a chance to date or even have a 1o1 talk with your favorite CC, it never happens, and people should forget it and accept to just be a regular viewer/fan without thinking about having a chance with them.
Dating any content creator is honestly itself a giant red flag. There just lot more complications than a normal relationship which is complicated enough as it is.
@@RexZShadowwhat kind of complications?
@@menond7 Social media already plays hell on relations. Its far too easy to get attention on social media already. Imagine a content creator/streamer that has a dedicated fan base simping over them.
Now this naturally varies depending on the individual but you're inadvertently competing for attention against their chat and fans.
Also known some of them do have more direct contact with their biggest donors. Like it can be innoncent enough as just a direct message but again the chance of it playing hell on your relationship is there.
Say you guys get into a fight. Normal couple maybe cool down later talk it out. Say she stream after or make her displeasure known to her fans (without specifying she got in a fight with her significant other). Well her fans going to side with her naturally and likely escalate into something much bigger than it ever was or needed to be.
I mean not saying this apply to every content creator but its risk that exist none of the less. And relationship is hard enough without all these added factors.
Online content creators are this generation's actors and actresses. People who you looked up too, even inspire as but are best to be admired from afar. For the moment you actually get to know them, you'll be dissapointed, nevermind having any kind of relationship with them. There are exceptions,
but don't expect that you'll be one of them.
Have some respect, go outside, and make YOUR own life for the better.
So you wanna date a vtuber, welp your first mistake was wanting to date a vtuber. It ain’t gonna happen
Streamers will never date viewers or fans. Drop that thought lads.
At least he tried
Yeah, buddy. It was dumb to do this. It'll help the guy to completely walk awY from the internet.
Like damn, I can see how the guy possibly promoting his own video could be bad, but geez this seemed rude to say he had no balls.
yeah, that did seem kinda rough lol. like, i don't talk like this to anyone ever. what hit me was the assumption that the guy doesn't work hard at all. where did that even come from, lmao
also, i really doubt the guy was being serious with that question. internet culture is like 99% based on irony and sarcasm
Oh wow, so he is allowed to be rude, but Saru isnt?
She’s french, you’d understand if you were ever there.
I'm forklift certified (that ain't no joke neither)
Thats enough requirement to be Mr. Steal Yo Girl to any vtuber
Shrug. The usual. 6ft 3, 200k+, jacked.
Its like weight loss. Men want an easy solution but the answer is always the same. Money,status, physicality in that order.
Yes her model is amazing.
Yes, she's still a th()t, if often an entertaining one.
Bro got destroyed
"So why do you wanna date Saruei?"
Well I survived a mountain lion attack, covered myself on tarantulas, my ex, a fall from a helicopter, a civil war, nearly drowned in the open seas during a storm, a week alone in the jungle and a shit ton of chanclas growing up.
I'm feeling like tempting fate again.
The most obvious requirement is:
Being taller than her.
so,driving away or ignoring queries is no way to finda much needed husband. suggest a
Belgian
I think a simple no would have done it :,)
then again, he was being weird.
Hmm well all of em out of my league anyway no luck whatsoever for me
Bro got absolutely disintegrated.
nah i can't even lie saruei is a dream girl and i'd be down to give her a dream date experience even if my wallet will destroy me for it
bro made a whole video about why, how was he suppose to show it to her ? in dm's ?
0:05 Sense of humour?
Someone get this man a panado and some adcodol
Not the snails...
Wow~
Harsh, but true~
bro is gonna have a villain arc
Wait so what are the requirements? Besides having balls I guess
Nostrils?🤨
Why would I date Saruei?..... To get to know her better.
It's wise to know your enemies.
"A chance of what?"
She actually believes she works hard. Bish has a fansly too.💀💀
So which balls are we talking about?
lmao man is lost and desperate but still looses F
this is a cue and a sign for the brother to go to the milk store 🗿
hehe
balls
Guy got that negative rizz
She's the best
I have balls 😥😥
good question
R-R-R-R-R-ROASTED!!!
I've been a fan of Metal Gear since I was 13 years old (currently 31), and I've played all the games and I'm a huge nerd of the characters and stories. I'm overqualified for this position. XD
I don't think she's currently looking for someone to walk the dogs, but thanks for trying.
0:04 cause you beautiful