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Hard boiled egg soft but not too soft that you can crush
well they are soft, but you dont wanna actually crush it...
We have a specific kind of egg here which they cook in some sauce/soup for a long time, and they shrivel up into small hard eggs that has tons of flavor to them, it’s a really tasty snack.
I’d say my balls feels almost the same as those cooked “Iron Eggs”, which is like you said, still squishy but harder than a hard boiled egg.
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@@aizakasan8192 this man is lying to you women. crush your mans balls and he'll burst open with energy for an entertaining night.
It's like a second wind, trust me. I'm a person on the internet.
@@tonypeppermint5329women: please dont try, it will hurt us a lot. Unless theyre into it.
^To the girls out there, do not just squish the balls, unless specifically requested. Squishing the balls too hard can actually make a guy puke from the pain.
A light squeeze/stimulation feels awesome when you climax, but yeah. There's a very thick line between massage and CBT.
Okay but why do they feel squishy if we aren't suppose to squish it? You can squish our boobs but we can't squish your balls, not very fair.
to the girls out there. the easiest comparison to the balls is how you eyes feel, firmly squishy.
@@metakarukenshithe most accurate description so far. Soft but not quite crushable.
@@comradecameron3726 Eyes are absolutely crushable. As are balls.
soft as boiled egg, and if you squeeze to hard or get kicked, you can start womit by the pain.
The fact that Saruei is asking this so specifically really proves she's a virgin. XD
...The only virgins are her viewers
or she could pretend that is virgen...
To be fair, a chick could have sex but not have intimately felt a guys balls in detail.
Or she just hasn't paid much attention to specific body parts
O en la cama, ella es completamente pasiva.
Saruel's curiosity is so cute
Thats why (we) *Like* her
You gotta be gentle with them.
GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK 3000
"You have eggs in your balls" - Science
I love Saruei's warbly "AaAaAaAaAaAaAa" scream
Like a wrinkled bag with two pecan-shaped objects in them
the sack is squishy but if you balls are squishy then you need to go to the hospital asap
ah yes, having literal balls of steel huh
Do yours happen to go off in metal detectors
Exactly, if they are squishy some vtuber is putting estrogen in your food
0:40 Her enthusiasm about this subject is… amusing.
Men and women should have these conversations way more often for real 😂
She asks sus questions without being too sus. Shes a perfect woman
They're our full-reset button: smack it and the whole system overloads and shuts down. Complete total reboot required.
Size-wise it's closer to quail-eggs.
And no Squishing unless you want to get a guy freaking out.
Dear god don't squish it, there are so many nerve there that they feel slightest vibration. And it's about size of C0 category chicken egg.
Its like a very full grape. If you squeeze hard it feels like itll pop but the pain is so bad so it probably wont get to that point unless of course something fast and hard hit it.
That egg exploding caught me off gaurd🤣🤣🤣
Two eggs that ring like a bell if you hit them or kick them.
This is indeed the “Best of Saruei”
Darling Saruei
Really taking advantage of the hand tracking at the end there 😆
Asking the real questions.
Exactly the size of hard-boiled quail eggs
Hard boiled egg soft but not too soft that you can crush, but also much like the appendage attatched to it varies in size from person to person and also varies depending on age and over all health.
Without condemning or approving. I understand.
What a crazy conversation
Something oddly endearing about those last 5 seconds
0:42
AAAAIUUUGHHHHJH
Happy Birthday Saruei!
What day is her birthday? I know someone whose birthday is the day after this video went up.
and just like that everyone grabbed thier balls
Right, guys. We have an important question here!
A slightly larger grape , I would say.
It’s like a soft boiled egg squish to hard it pops
I feel like Saruei would be a very interesting student to have in a biology class.
It is not like a soft boiled egg. It's like a soft boiled egg with the shell on the inside
Hard eggs covered in fleshy wrap.
Stupid question. They are filled with hopes and dreams! Everyone knows that.
You’re right about it being boiled egg soft. And for the size it’s roughly the size of a gumball
to be actual honest, these are realy fun conversation themes tho between men and women
It's a gland
It doesnt matter how it feels when you touch them. Just have this in mind: even a soft squeeze, *HURTS*
Have you ever seen a quail egg before? Around that size if not slightly bigger.
I thought she meant the size of chats sticks (because of thumbnail)
Yeah, Saruei will be denied.
its like jelly but not weak skin and beans for the inside
All I feel is pain...
its not that soft. more like a hard rubber ball.
As big as a quail egg
0:11 distorded Saru "aAaAaAhhhh" appreciation 👍
its like hard but not, kinda hard to explain really
IT FUCKING HURTS IF YOU SQUISH IT JUST ABIT HARD
at the beginning, was she referring to the sternum?
Sheeesh
lmao glad she knows now! 😂
In Spanish, the balls are called juevos, which means egg
Like Quail eggs
Saruei canceled in Korea.
They are soft and very VERY delicate, like accidentally dropping a remote on them can make you fall to the ground and they can easily twist just from jumping on a trampoline
if u sqeeze too hard we will pee please be gentle,
*wink wink*
got us covered guys
Hell yeah brother!
I mean, something red will come out at least.
Enjoy feeling that thought :)
Hard but fragile
Why are we talking about this?
Because... science. It helps to know about the opposite sex and how their bodies operate.
Be honest
You checked
(Cause i did)
saruei has never seen anatotitty before, tbh i had an argument about nipples and weather they have muscles or not, because i never seen any anatomical images of muscle nips, they do. however, saruei has clearly never seen a mammary gland.
They dont know this and yet they can separate men into two categories by d size. Vacation or boyfriend and it shames me to think that they are that disgraceful. Then again i knew this already from listening to what they really say. What would happen if we did the same to them? But word of advice to guys, never think she is innocent unless she shows you she is innocent.
What the hell are they teaching in French sex-ed?!
grEgg
I mean yeah inside of a boob is mostly fat while inside of balls are just eggs yeah
Soft, flexible sack with some tougher insides that *do not* like to get touched at all.
In short, you can softly caress the skin but do not press in too hard. That would be highly uncomfortable. And I mean the "I can taste my own agony" kind of uncomfortable.
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(wow)
Outer is soft, but the eggs themselves are quite hard, at least mine. Say like in between a golf and a ping pong.
I know because I used to play with em in the shower when very young, idk why.
If they're soft then something is wrong
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She needs a boyfriend.
We have multiple tributes ready, but the shipping to France might prove to be difficult.
real lmao
Saruei really needs a boyfriend. She's like a 13 year old girl with these questions. Good to give attention to balls, but remember to be gentle.
how about you ask those questions when you have a boyfriend
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I do think it is very normal for a person to be interested in details of the other sex's body.
@Saruei
Saruei really needs a boyfriend. She's like a 13 year old girl with these questions. Good to give attention to balls, but remember to be gentle.