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Комментарии • 155

  • @Mightychill
    @Mightychill 6 месяцев назад +659

    Hard boiled egg soft but not too soft that you can crush

    • @aizakasan8192
      @aizakasan8192 6 месяцев назад +46

      well they are soft, but you dont wanna actually crush it...

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 6 месяцев назад +6

      We have a specific kind of egg here which they cook in some sauce/soup for a long time, and they shrivel up into small hard eggs that has tons of flavor to them, it’s a really tasty snack.
      I’d say my balls feels almost the same as those cooked “Iron Eggs”, which is like you said, still squishy but harder than a hard boiled egg.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@aizakasan8192 this man is lying to you women. crush your mans balls and he'll burst open with energy for an entertaining night.
      It's like a second wind, trust me. I'm a person on the internet.

    • @JOfJaZ
      @JOfJaZ 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@tonypeppermint5329women: please dont try, it will hurt us a lot. Unless theyre into it.

  • @GooberGoofy-lj5yd
    @GooberGoofy-lj5yd 6 месяцев назад +315

    ^To the girls out there, do not just squish the balls, unless specifically requested. Squishing the balls too hard can actually make a guy puke from the pain.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 месяцев назад

      A light squeeze/stimulation feels awesome when you climax, but yeah. There's a very thick line between massage and CBT.

    • @ItsDSP
      @ItsDSP 6 месяцев назад

      Okay but why do they feel squishy if we aren't suppose to squish it? You can squish our boobs but we can't squish your balls, not very fair.

    • @metakarukenshi
      @metakarukenshi 6 месяцев назад +70

      to the girls out there. the easiest comparison to the balls is how you eyes feel, firmly squishy.

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@metakarukenshithe most accurate description so far. Soft but not quite crushable.

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 4 месяца назад +1

      @@comradecameron3726 Eyes are absolutely crushable. As are balls.

  • @johnlarsson5576
    @johnlarsson5576 6 месяцев назад +292

    soft as boiled egg, and if you squeeze to hard or get kicked, you can start womit by the pain.

  • @Erricane
    @Erricane 6 месяцев назад +726

    The fact that Saruei is asking this so specifically really proves she's a virgin. XD

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 6 месяцев назад

      ...The only virgins are her viewers

    • @randowmnmae2401
      @randowmnmae2401 6 месяцев назад +89

      or she could pretend that is virgen...

    • @scorcher117
      @scorcher117 6 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair, a chick could have sex but not have intimately felt a guys balls in detail.

    • @octavio3607
      @octavio3607 6 месяцев назад +59

      Or she just hasn't paid much attention to specific body parts

    • @ulisesherrera9632
      @ulisesherrera9632 6 месяцев назад

      O en la cama, ella es completamente pasiva.

  • @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s
    @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s 6 месяцев назад +134

    Saruel's curiosity is so cute

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 6 месяцев назад +100

    You gotta be gentle with them.

    • @handlebar4520
      @handlebar4520 6 месяцев назад +7

      GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK 3000

  • @squamd5777
    @squamd5777 6 месяцев назад +22

    "You have eggs in your balls" - Science

  • @Levitz9
    @Levitz9 6 месяцев назад +31

    I love Saruei's warbly "AaAaAaAaAaAaAa" scream

  • @ObiClon
    @ObiClon 6 месяцев назад +48

    Like a wrinkled bag with two pecan-shaped objects in them

  • @MRboss11
    @MRboss11 6 месяцев назад +44

    the sack is squishy but if you balls are squishy then you need to go to the hospital asap

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 6 месяцев назад +6

      ah yes, having literal balls of steel huh

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 5 месяцев назад +1

      Do yours happen to go off in metal detectors

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 5 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly, if they are squishy some vtuber is putting estrogen in your food

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 6 месяцев назад +4

    0:40 Her enthusiasm about this subject is… amusing.

  • @pate7179
    @pate7179 6 месяцев назад +21

    Men and women should have these conversations way more often for real 😂

    • @papito4434
      @papito4434 3 месяца назад

      She asks sus questions without being too sus. Shes a perfect woman

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 5 месяцев назад +2

    They're our full-reset button: smack it and the whole system overloads and shuts down. Complete total reboot required.

  • @m.taylor2155
    @m.taylor2155 6 месяцев назад +4

    Size-wise it's closer to quail-eggs.
    And no Squishing unless you want to get a guy freaking out.

  • @AikisDominator
    @AikisDominator 6 месяцев назад +19

    Dear god don't squish it, there are so many nerve there that they feel slightest vibration. And it's about size of C0 category chicken egg.

  • @apolloisnotashirt
    @apolloisnotashirt 6 месяцев назад +7

    Its like a very full grape. If you squeeze hard it feels like itll pop but the pain is so bad so it probably wont get to that point unless of course something fast and hard hit it.

  • @YaBoyJames7224
    @YaBoyJames7224 6 месяцев назад +1

    That egg exploding caught me off gaurd🤣🤣🤣

  • @SusScrofaVulgaris
    @SusScrofaVulgaris 6 месяцев назад +7

    Two eggs that ring like a bell if you hit them or kick them.

  • @oooalonsonacho6935
    @oooalonsonacho6935 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is indeed the “Best of Saruei”

  • @Walker66666
    @Walker66666 6 месяцев назад +20

    Darling Saruei

  • @MerchManDan
    @MerchManDan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Really taking advantage of the hand tracking at the end there 😆

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n 6 месяцев назад +1

    Asking the real questions.

  • @RX0_GundamUnicorn
    @RX0_GundamUnicorn 6 месяцев назад +1

    Exactly the size of hard-boiled quail eggs

  • @ReficulDrakul
    @ReficulDrakul 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hard boiled egg soft but not too soft that you can crush, but also much like the appendage attatched to it varies in size from person to person and also varies depending on age and over all health.

  • @TheJchio
    @TheJchio 6 месяцев назад +2

    Without condemning or approving. I understand.

  • @nexelray3207
    @nexelray3207 6 месяцев назад +1

    What a crazy conversation

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    Something oddly endearing about those last 5 seconds

  • @miemsliva4464
    @miemsliva4464 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:42
    AAAAIUUUGHHHHJH

  • @BakufuDifu
    @BakufuDifu 6 месяцев назад +2

    Happy Birthday Saruei!

    • @Laidengizer011
      @Laidengizer011 3 месяца назад

      What day is her birthday? I know someone whose birthday is the day after this video went up.

  • @LiquidAnomaly
    @LiquidAnomaly 6 месяцев назад +6

    and just like that everyone grabbed thier balls

  • @Sukharb
    @Sukharb 6 месяцев назад

    Right, guys. We have an important question here!

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 5 месяцев назад

    A slightly larger grape , I would say.

  • @TheSHARKSYBOY
    @TheSHARKSYBOY 6 месяцев назад

    It’s like a soft boiled egg squish to hard it pops

  • @GeneTheRevenant
    @GeneTheRevenant 6 месяцев назад

    I feel like Saruei would be a very interesting student to have in a biology class.

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 5 месяцев назад

    It is not like a soft boiled egg. It's like a soft boiled egg with the shell on the inside

  • @silentnight3192
    @silentnight3192 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hard eggs covered in fleshy wrap.

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 6 месяцев назад

    Stupid question. They are filled with hopes and dreams! Everyone knows that.

  • @solarflare623
    @solarflare623 6 месяцев назад

    You’re right about it being boiled egg soft. And for the size it’s roughly the size of a gumball

  • @LolwutLol2000
    @LolwutLol2000 4 месяца назад

    to be actual honest, these are realy fun conversation themes tho between men and women

  • @gerardwolf8507
    @gerardwolf8507 6 месяцев назад

    It's a gland

  • @nikodmxd
    @nikodmxd 5 месяцев назад

    It doesnt matter how it feels when you touch them. Just have this in mind: even a soft squeeze, *HURTS*

  • @persona9709
    @persona9709 6 месяцев назад

    Have you ever seen a quail egg before? Around that size if not slightly bigger.

  • @MaxPrufer-bi1pr
    @MaxPrufer-bi1pr 6 месяцев назад

    I thought she meant the size of chats sticks (because of thumbnail)

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 6 месяцев назад

    Yeah, Saruei will be denied.

  • @unmarkit1027
    @unmarkit1027 4 месяца назад

    its like jelly but not weak skin and beans for the inside

  • @1987_zombie
    @1987_zombie 6 месяцев назад

    All I feel is pain...

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 5 месяцев назад

    its not that soft. more like a hard rubber ball.

  • @ashura562
    @ashura562 6 месяцев назад

    As big as a quail egg

  • @tristanribeiro7903
    @tristanribeiro7903 6 месяцев назад +3

    0:11 distorded Saru "aAaAaAhhhh" appreciation 👍

  • @suprgee
    @suprgee 6 месяцев назад

    its like hard but not, kinda hard to explain really

  • @PsychoNeko011
    @PsychoNeko011 6 месяцев назад

    IT FUCKING HURTS IF YOU SQUISH IT JUST ABIT HARD

  • @goleogthais
    @goleogthais 6 месяцев назад

    at the beginning, was she referring to the sternum?

  • @JonborgVA
    @JonborgVA 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sheeesh

  • @PostalPacifier
    @PostalPacifier 6 месяцев назад

    lmao glad she knows now! 😂

  • @alexanderheubel7366
    @alexanderheubel7366 6 месяцев назад

    In Spanish, the balls are called juevos, which means egg

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 месяца назад

    Like Quail eggs

  • @TouhouNazrin
    @TouhouNazrin 6 месяцев назад

    Saruei canceled in Korea.

  • @ostaruempire
    @ostaruempire 6 месяцев назад +3

    They are soft and very VERY delicate, like accidentally dropping a remote on them can make you fall to the ground and they can easily twist just from jumping on a trampoline

  • @SoloGhosty9838
    @SoloGhosty9838 6 месяцев назад +4

    if u sqeeze too hard we will pee please be gentle,
    *wink wink*
    got us covered guys

    • @STARGUN8687
      @STARGUN8687 6 месяцев назад

      Hell yeah brother!

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, something red will come out at least.
      Enjoy feeling that thought :)

  • @darylspeaks6431
    @darylspeaks6431 6 месяцев назад

    Hard but fragile

  • @hallohaun4097
    @hallohaun4097 6 месяцев назад

    Why are we talking about this?

    • @seriousspikesam7770
      @seriousspikesam7770 6 месяцев назад

      Because... science. It helps to know about the opposite sex and how their bodies operate.

  • @austroflopp9814
    @austroflopp9814 6 месяцев назад

    Be honest
    You checked
    (Cause i did)

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 6 месяцев назад

    saruei has never seen anatotitty before, tbh i had an argument about nipples and weather they have muscles or not, because i never seen any anatomical images of muscle nips, they do. however, saruei has clearly never seen a mammary gland.

  • @godleveleldritchblast5257
    @godleveleldritchblast5257 3 месяца назад

    They dont know this and yet they can separate men into two categories by d size. Vacation or boyfriend and it shames me to think that they are that disgraceful. Then again i knew this already from listening to what they really say. What would happen if we did the same to them? But word of advice to guys, never think she is innocent unless she shows you she is innocent.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 6 месяцев назад +1

    What the hell are they teaching in French sex-ed?!

  • @JoseBR520_NoobContent
    @JoseBR520_NoobContent 6 месяцев назад

    grEgg

  • @verspin
    @verspin 6 месяцев назад

    I mean yeah inside of a boob is mostly fat while inside of balls are just eggs yeah

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 6 месяцев назад +1

    Soft, flexible sack with some tougher insides that *do not* like to get touched at all.
    In short, you can softly caress the skin but do not press in too hard. That would be highly uncomfortable. And I mean the "I can taste my own agony" kind of uncomfortable.

  • @thedotgiver2820
    @thedotgiver2820 6 месяцев назад

    .
    (wow)

  • @l-nolazck-rn24
    @l-nolazck-rn24 5 месяцев назад

    Outer is soft, but the eggs themselves are quite hard, at least mine. Say like in between a golf and a ping pong.
    I know because I used to play with em in the shower when very young, idk why.

  • @slimtim1969
    @slimtim1969 6 месяцев назад

    If they're soft then something is wrong

  • @DefinitelyNotGreenBlox-j2i
    @DefinitelyNotGreenBlox-j2i 4 месяца назад

    🤨

  • @PANNARALEJ
    @PANNARALEJ 6 месяцев назад

    She needs a boyfriend.

  • @Laidengizer011
    @Laidengizer011 3 месяца назад

    Saruei really needs a boyfriend. She's like a 13 year old girl with these questions. Good to give attention to balls, but remember to be gentle.

  • @rattlesnakejake6270
    @rattlesnakejake6270 6 месяцев назад

    how about you ask those questions when you have a boyfriend

  • @michaelhall5208
    @michaelhall5208 6 месяцев назад

    🗿

  • @DigitalPawWorkshop
    @DigitalPawWorkshop 6 месяцев назад

    I do think it is very normal for a person to be interested in details of the other sex's body.

  • @conyXcony253
    @conyXcony253 3 месяца назад

    @Saruei

  • @Laidengizer011
    @Laidengizer011 3 месяца назад

    Saruei really needs a boyfriend. She's like a 13 year old girl with these questions. Good to give attention to balls, but remember to be gentle.