I'm genuinely curious: what makes this video so engaging for people to watch? As a chef, I'm used to instant feedback on a product, and with RUclips, it's a struggle to figure out what works and why. So, if you have a spare minute, I would love to hear your feedback or opinion! 😸✌
From the viewers' perspective, Saruei got a large fan base, hence even only parts of her fans watching this video would bring considerable clicks. From the content perspective, vtuber enjoyers generally love to "do the opposite of what vtuber wish" for fun, particularly if this kind of humor got the Vtubers bite the dust. And you did quite a good job on this. XD Third but the most importantly, you made some simple,straight forward to point, complete, quality content in a less than 2 minutes short. This made your video could be enjoyed by both fans and random viewers (Such as me). Wish those would ring a bell.(^^ )
The RUclips Gods decided: Everyone who loads the homepage in the next 5 seconds will have this video recommended. By random chance, a lot of people clicked onto youtube at that moment. And clickbaiting lewd vtubers made this video stand out over the 8 other randomly chosen
From the communities perspective, we chime into the video to watch French Vtuber, then we are too busy to switch off of the video because we are laughing our asses off
Saruei forgot a major rule about vtubing: chat are contrarian creatures by nature, they will do the opposite of what you want if it's funny. For example, chat only acts perverted when you get flustered about it, and acting lewd on purpose will make them as chaste as hermit monks.
Yeah.. but also a good steak truly is better than sex. Like. She can have all the daddy issues and yandare tendencies I could want.. but she said a Wagyu and my boy, who works at a steakhouse.. I gotta choose the steak.
I'd still probably pick the steak tbh you can do some stuff with bad cuts like flatiron to make it good. You can't do a whole lot with a brat like Saurei to make it fun. I said it.
@@thermotesticles2453 I mean she admits herself that she's a bit of a brat. She's gonna piss you off just to get her rocks off. And that can get quite old in a relationship.
I am no chef but it looked like you were a tad to stingy with your butter during the basting. It was really dark which means you burned your butter. Other then that perfectly cooked. Beautiful.
I honestly did a lot of things wrong with this >.< , it was my first time recording in this format, my fire alarm is super sensitive and I set it off 3 times when it was late at night and I never used a portable gas burner before. thx though ^^
Haven’t had a good piece of medium rare steak in a while so…. [Edit] That being said though, a beautiful French girl with a strong French accent that can cook a perfectly medium rare steak also wouldn’t hurt.
I have a feeling, fren, that Saruei would slap you with the raw steak and tell you to cook the meal yourself, for the both of you. After using your credit card to buy it all. And the wine she wants. IF you do everything right, you might get handsy before she passes out from drinking the entire bottle. She just has that feel about her. Ignore Tuna, acquire Steak.
@@inflatedcheeto Unlike you, I have the ability to write and understand a fictional story/humorous post. In this case inferring that Saruei is a Domme with Tsundere tendencies. So, no to all. But, very brave of you to seek out social interaction despite your obvious Asperger's Syndrome.
@@MrTurbo_ the dinner date is best of both. The only thing to remember is to play your cards right, and very carefully to have both eat the stake & have the girl in bed with you.
Well, the steak is probably really good, but on the steak is probably a one time thing, even done extremely well. Whereas is if Saruei is done really well, that's repeatable.... But damn, that steak do look good. Choice is a sometimes a curse. 🤔
It is a tough decision, depending on when you asked me this question would decide my answer, while the first option is VERY tempting at this moment however I'm more hungry than horny I have decided to go for the steak. however if you were to offer me the steak and yourself afterwards I would gladly take both always 😊
Well… according to the rules of engagement when it comes to errr, proper etiquette in this situation… Page 137, paragraph 4… sub paragraph 2. If one is prompted with the position of a fine Steak, or a fun bedroom experience. One must follow these steps: have they eaten steak with the individual before? If no, then you are obligated to take the steak. If yes. Was the last time you were asked this question the time you ate steak? If no, then you must eat steak again. If yes, then you may be allowed to enjoy the bedroom experience. In other words… you gotta have steak before you can enter the bedroom. Those are the rules!
Saruei: You're always stayed focused even in the worst situations. I don't know how you do it. Chat: Steak, Saruei. I think about when there's so much steak. Saruei: ... okay? Chat: I fkin love steak. Saruei: I know.
The steak every time even though I think reverse sear isn't the best way to make a steak in my experiences. Sex is great but you can get it from anyone. You can only get a great Wagyu steak from a Michelin Star restaurant in NYC, LA, SF, London, Paris, Tokyo, and it's a cost prohibitive thing. That being said, that was a fine steak. Well aged, presented well. I'd recommend doing a pan sauce with the fond, and pairing it with grilled asparagus over butter, roasted Yukon Gold potatoes, and a nice Central American red.
A steak will satistfy me for 4+ hours, Saruei will satisfy for 3 seconds. Its obvious which ill pick, I need that protein to up my game. Sarussy aint got nothing on steak, expecially if I use that one grape sauce that I ate that one time with lamb steak. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. DElicious
It's easy to choose when one is never gonna happen and the other is completely within your control to take for yourself. If she was actually making the offer in person this would've ended up *very* differently.
With the sex option, there are so many variables. So many things to consider. So many unknowns. With steak, I know exactly what I’m getting, and what I’m getting is delicious.
That steak looks fantastic, great baste as well. That being said, knowing what Saruei looks like IRL and that she's a short spicy gremlin...yeah I'mma have to go hungry for a night.
A well-made bacon cheeseburger with crispy bacon that doesn't turn into a gamey strip of fat you choke down, and with a patty that isn't as thick as a fuckin' hockey puck AND it doesn't give you stomach pain later like most burgers in America, is more preferable to five minutes of happiness followed by the post nut clarity. *Particularly* if it's not just a one-time deal for either option.
Not gonna lie, the steak just hits different. I like mine well done with some smashed potatoes and steamed broccoli, perhaps a mountain dew or sprite as a drink. It all comes up nicely. Even the process is very rewarding when you finally finish, a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment. On the other hand, with the act of laying the hotdog within the bun, all I get rewarded with in the end is a deep moment of self reflection, mostly regrets in life (and memories of my childhood for some reason). The process is still enjoyable, but I’m left in want. The juices can’t be compared, the eating is similar yet less filling, the very textures themselves make- *I choose steak god it’s one in the morning why did I write this*
Steak everyday of the week. Because a steak isn't gonna berate me for the size of my meat. Tell me lies, steal my shit, etc. A steak is better than any girl.
based option; stake is overrated and overpriced but I don't much like sex either, the only time I've had sex it wasn't something I'd call enjoyable. so I'm at in impasse here
That depends. Is it a good steak? Because there's nothing that I would choose over a good medium reverse-seared wagyu or angus porterhouse, but I would rather eat dirt than a well done chuck tender
I'm genuinely curious: what makes this video so engaging for people to watch?
As a chef, I'm used to instant feedback on a product, and with RUclips,
it's a struggle to figure out what works and why.
So, if you have a spare minute, I would love to hear your feedback or opinion! 😸✌
From the viewers' perspective, Saruei got a large fan base, hence even only parts of her fans watching this video would bring considerable clicks.
From the content perspective, vtuber enjoyers generally love to "do the opposite of what vtuber wish" for fun, particularly if this kind of humor got the Vtubers bite the dust. And you did quite a good job on this. XD
Third but the most importantly, you made some simple,straight forward to point, complete, quality content in a less than 2 minutes short. This made your video could be enjoyed by both fans and random viewers (Such as me).
Wish those would ring a bell.(^^ )
The RUclips Gods decided: Everyone who loads the homepage in the next 5 seconds will have this video recommended.
By random chance, a lot of people clicked onto youtube at that moment.
And clickbaiting lewd vtubers made this video stand out over the 8 other randomly chosen
for me personally, i like saruei and i wished to see a funny clip, but also stayed for the cooking bit because it interested me
From the communities perspective, we chime into the video to watch French Vtuber, then we are too busy to switch off of the video because we are laughing our asses off
I guess I watched the video too much and forgot the joke is kinda funny.
2D isn't real,
But that Waygu Game is the deal.
looks really good, im sorta jealous
S T E A K.
Every single time.
hey that rhymes
Well played
preach
she clearly didn't know the most well known saying
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Yeah. It's easier than trying to get through the rib cage, and easier access than through the neck
@magnusthereddidnithior or as many people think, through the pants
*Heart attack pending for three years*
Her: Die, die you *bastard* !!
Or saying something racist lol
@@magnusthereddidnithingwrong Was that a Vampire in Brooklyn reference?
Mans cooked a whole meal for the sake of a joke. Respect.
Bro made a whole meal for the sake of a joke.
Bro made a whole meal for the sake of a joke.
I literally said this@@moviemaker517
Legend prodigy easily
More like "for the *stake* of a joke"🤣🤣🤣🤣
🚪🚶♂Aight I'mma head out.
Chat lied as naturally as they breathed.
But this was not one of those times. Sometimes a man just wants steak.
Grow up, sex is overrated.
This is true ^^
@@RobinTheMetaGodbro did not read the comment
@@RobinTheMetaGod Grow up, read properly.
@@SparkShadow212 Grow up, reading comprehension is overrated.
Very few things in life are as satisfying as a good fkn steak.
Sorry anime girl 😂
😂😂😂
I good steak won’t break your heart
Saruei forgot a major rule about vtubing: chat are contrarian creatures by nature, they will do the opposite of what you want if it's funny.
For example, chat only acts perverted when you get flustered about it, and acting lewd on purpose will make them as chaste as hermit monks.
Food is the only way 🙏🍝
Yeah.. but also a good steak truly is better than sex. Like. She can have all the daddy issues and yandare tendencies I could want.. but she said a Wagyu and my boy, who works at a steakhouse.. I gotta choose the steak.
You know usually explaining something makes it less funny, but that last line about the hermit got me😂
Ngl, tho, having a chance to eat the greatest steak cut in the world, a Wagyu A5, is better than sex. Like, flat-out, hands-down better than sex.
Eh 50/50
It really just comes down to the individual in question and their taste
Plus I ain't never going to back down on no steak
Saru’s mistake was making the steak a wagyu steak, the best of the best. If she said anything lower than that, then maybe
I'd still probably pick the steak tbh you can do some stuff with bad cuts like flatiron to make it good.
You can't do a whole lot with a brat like Saurei to make it fun. I said it.
Any AAA steak is delicious ^^
@@KingThrillgore
You can put a gag on her.
Saruei or skirt steak?
@@KingThrillgore
I mean, I think it’d be an interesting game to see if you could silence her.
The commitment to this joke is outstanding
thanks ^^
I mean she guaranteed that the steak would be the best possible it could be. But we talking pillow princess or the full on "for love" love making?
or love making pillow princess
she would of had a better chance at that bet if she said in a long term loving relationship with saruei.
my answer would be OUI
@@thermotesticles2453Yes, sir!
@@thermotesticles2453 I mean she admits herself that she's a bit of a brat. She's gonna piss you off just to get her rocks off. And that can get quite old in a relationship.
I'd prefer making love to some steak right now, though...
Will choose steak for trolling. But watching the cooking, i might choose steak for real.
thanks!
Especially Wagyu, it’s been a while that I’d had one
beyond that, you know how expensive ESPECIALLY wagyu steak is??? you would never be able to affoard a luxary so getting it for free is peak......
The meal will last longer
😂
Lmao!
Incendiary weapons are banned by the Geneva Convention
Of course it will
… No? People can have sex for hours. Yeah, not straight obviously, but sex does in fact last longer.
I am no chef but it looked like you were a tad to stingy with your butter during the basting. It was really dark which means you burned your butter. Other then that perfectly cooked. Beautiful.
I honestly did a lot of things wrong with this >.< , it was my first time recording in this format, my fire alarm is super sensitive and I set it off 3 times when it was late at night and I never used a portable gas burner before. thx though ^^
@@AMidnightflightstill a mighty fine looking steak my guy
Oh definitely the steak. My wallet doesn’t often allow such luxuries
Flank is cheap and can be cooked really well😘
We might be coomers but we will never pass on a good steak.
Who the hell is we!? You speakin’ FRENCH!?
I would eat stake with Saruei
I find this comment very wholesome intended or not 😂
@@AMidnightflight it was intended 😭
well thats refreshing😁@@XIKaMuIX
my non-native english speaker mind had a very confusing cannibalistic moment XD
@@Diarancre 🤣
Chat for a moment activated sigma mode
😎
Gotta be honest. A steak is gonna taste better than she will LOL!
Why not both, a little surf and turf always hits the spot😎
hannibal moment
As my dad always said “Sex is great but I’ll take the steak”
Haven’t had a good piece of medium rare steak in a while so….
[Edit]
That being said though, a beautiful French girl with a strong French accent that can cook a perfectly medium rare steak also wouldn’t hurt.
I have a feeling, fren, that Saruei would slap you with the raw steak and tell you to cook the meal yourself, for the both of you. After using your credit card to buy it all. And the wine she wants. IF you do everything right, you might get handsy before she passes out from drinking the entire bottle. She just has that feel about her.
Ignore Tuna, acquire Steak.
A beautiful french girl will probably also hurt, but I imagine you’re into that if you’re here
I eat steak almost every day, wouldn't mind changing it up for one night😎
@@calanon534are you projecting? Is this some form of repressed anger? Do you need therapy? Answer those in any order
@@inflatedcheeto Unlike you, I have the ability to write and understand a fictional story/humorous post. In this case inferring that Saruei is a Domme with Tsundere tendencies.
So, no to all. But, very brave of you to seek out social interaction despite your obvious Asperger's Syndrome.
As Eminem once said, "opportunity comes once in a life time". And I'm just saying... I will always have another chance for steak another time.
😂
At least if you have the steak, then you will get some kind of enjoyment out of it.
lawl
Both, date with steak then interactions😂😂. In my head sound like I will ask a girl out for a date then, yeah you get it.
both is always a good choice 😆
Ok so, hear me out, if the steak is very well prepared... I cant say no to it
I’m gonna pick Saruei cause I have a huge thing for women with a strong French accent
respectable
Fair, can always have steak after, switching things around for once instead of taking them out for dinner first
@@MrTurbo_ the dinner date is best of both. The only thing to remember is to play your cards right, and very carefully to have both eat the stake & have the girl in bed with you.
Wait until he learns that those women are french. He's gonna get so freaked out
@@tylergonzales8946just eat steak together in bed. All problems solved
Well, the steak is probably really good, but on the steak is probably a one time thing, even done extremely well.
Whereas is if Saruei is done really well, that's repeatable....
But damn, that steak do look good.
Choice is a sometimes a curse. 🤔
i prefer med rare
@@AMidnightflight Same. I meant in terms of how skillfully its made, not how long it was cooked. Can't really eat well done steaks anymore.
hehe, I was just trolling@@oblivious8868
@@AMidnightflight I figured, but I was mad at myself for not catching the accidental pun. I deserved it.
Repeat was not in the deal, so, steak
She even said “wagyu steak”, how can she guarantee that the experience with her is better than eating one of (if not) the best steak ever lol
To be far, you cooking that steak really turn me on in how really good that looks! 🤤
Thank you 😋
Damn bro you really got me craving steak right now.
😈 your welcome
I don't think she realizes how serious Waygu is
Why did this have to pop up when I'm really hungry, because that steak looks so damn appealing.
😈😈😈
Same for me, barely ate in 4 days.
you doing alright? I hope you're able to eat well!@@MaximeLafreniere433
Uncooked fish, or steak seasoned to perfection (of one's own taste buds)
You got that right!
Lol. Not gonna lie, theres nothing more satisfying that cutting through a perfectly cooked steak
agreed!
Ngl no woman on this planet would never be as good as a perfectly cooked steak.
i got banned during this moment for saying that i wanted a steak prepared by her😭💀till this day i am still banned and i have no idea why
🫡
It is a tough decision, depending on when you asked me this question would decide my answer, while the first option is VERY tempting at this moment however I'm more hungry than horny I have decided to go for the steak. however if you were to offer me the steak and yourself afterwards I would gladly take both always 😊
I said this before on a similar video, but
Why not both? _Take her on a date, treat her to a nice steak dinner... _*_and she's the dessert._*
this is a good man
Can't say any better than this.
Great color on that steak, my compliments to the clip. Coincedentally I just remembered I have filets in the fridge.
at least steak aren't cheap... (just joking, i'm French too this is french humor. love for Saruei)
But I already have steak at home, why do these questions always have to make a coomer of me
Do I want meat in my mouth? or meat in my mouth? I'd rather have the steak, honestly. Sorry Saruei! sarueiYes sarueiComfy
Roundabout way of saying ur gay
Have you seen how expensive groceries are? I got to right them off my taxes somehow 😂😂!!!
Imagine flying to france instead of eating a good steak.
Nothing can beat a wagyu steak
Sex is temporary, so is steak but it will definetely last longer
Well… according to the rules of engagement when it comes to errr, proper etiquette in this situation…
Page 137, paragraph 4… sub paragraph 2. If one is prompted with the position of a fine Steak, or a fun bedroom experience. One must follow these steps: have they eaten steak with the individual before? If no, then you are obligated to take the steak. If yes. Was the last time you were asked this question the time you ate steak? If no, then you must eat steak again. If yes, then you may be allowed to enjoy the bedroom experience.
In other words… you gotta have steak before you can enter the bedroom. Those are the rules!
F the memes, I'll always choose seggs.
I mean.... that reverse seared
Saruei: You're always stayed focused even in the worst situations. I don't know how you do it.
Chat: Steak, Saruei. I think about when there's so much steak.
Saruei: ... okay?
Chat: I fkin love steak.
Saruei: I know.
Eat good steaks, get buff, 60 cm or so guns bruh...poon is temporary, personal excellence is eternal x)
When you hungry u just pick steak not ngl
always steak 😼
Look, let's just skip the embarrassment of failing to please a woman cause I never had sex before and let's just have that juicy steak instead.
This is true😅
Dude made the right choice.
God that looks so good.
thanks ^^
Wagyu steak is something i will never have so im takin that
it is becoming more accessible to the mass public so there's always hope!!
There’s a huge difference between this.
One of them doesn’t complain.
Saruei should have gone for something more in her league.
Like a raw hamburger.
100% SARUEI OVER STEAK. It doesn't have to be Sex either. SARUEI just Wins
You can always have steak but Saruei’s offer is a one time proposal after all
The steak every time even though I think reverse sear isn't the best way to make a steak in my experiences.
Sex is great but you can get it from anyone. You can only get a great Wagyu steak from a Michelin Star restaurant in NYC, LA, SF, London, Paris, Tokyo, and it's a cost prohibitive thing.
That being said, that was a fine steak. Well aged, presented well. I'd recommend doing a pan sauce with the fond, and pairing it with grilled asparagus over butter, roasted Yukon Gold potatoes, and a nice Central American red.
A steak will satistfy me for 4+ hours, Saruei will satisfy for 3 seconds. Its obvious which ill pick, I need that protein to up my game. Sarussy aint got nothing on steak, expecially if I use that one grape sauce that I ate that one time with lamb steak. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. DElicious
Saruei didnt stand a chance😂
It's easy to choose when one is never gonna happen and the other is completely within your control to take for yourself. If she was actually making the offer in person this would've ended up *very* differently.
Ive seen men turn down sex for less.
Steak, next question
I'd pick steak, she seems like the type that would give me a disease.
i'd go the latter because I can knock out 2 birds with one stone.
This is one of those moments with a joke goes on a little bit too long
Fair fair
"fuck you, Im eating steak."
Steak for sure. Just to spite her.
Came for the vtuber, stayed for the cooking video.
I'm salivating bruh tf that's a nice steak
With the sex option, there are so many variables. So many things to consider. So many unknowns.
With steak, I know exactly what I’m getting, and what I’m getting is delicious.
That steak looks fantastic, great baste as well. That being said, knowing what Saruei looks like IRL and that she's a short spicy gremlin...yeah I'mma have to go hungry for a night.
Holy shit she's so cute. I would choose steak too just to get a reaction out of her.
thats all people do. its not a real question, everyone there absolutely would fuck her at the drop of the hat, but gotta get le epic troll xD
In this economy? I'd love to do both, but if you're making me choose.
Steak is always the best option
She shouldn't have let us choose between a steak and her, ofc it'll be steak.
Instructions Unclear - Fucked Steak - Cooked VTuber
A well-made bacon cheeseburger with crispy bacon that doesn't turn into a gamey strip of fat you choke down, and with a patty that isn't as thick as a fuckin' hockey puck AND it doesn't give you stomach pain later like most burgers in America, is more preferable to five minutes of happiness followed by the post nut clarity.
*Particularly* if it's not just a one-time deal for either option.
Steak, first and always.
There is a hierarchy to this. Sex first, then make the steak. It's so much more rewarding.
the real question is why not both
Why not have a woman with a _steak_ UwU
Dang perfect medium rare
Why not steak ON saurie like some of those sushi places?
Bro... some really good wagyu dinner that I could never afford
HELL YEA
Hmmmmm...I wanna see the steak first before I make a formal decision. However...I would chose to rail saurei
For saruei anything
As someone with a freezer full of steak, I'll pick the french dish this time.
Steak all the way no second thoughts
A steak sounds really good right now
What Saruei was expecting? I can't sustain my lifespan with sex alone, unless she's suggesting I drink c** which is gross!
"the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach." So you see, the big mistake she made was making us choose.🤣
Saru: Steak or "roast beef" 😏🥵?
Chat: Medium rare please
Saru: 🤬
Not gonna lie, the steak just hits different. I like mine well done with some smashed potatoes and steamed broccoli, perhaps a mountain dew or sprite as a drink. It all comes up nicely. Even the process is very rewarding when you finally finish, a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment.
On the other hand, with the act of laying the hotdog within the bun, all I get rewarded with in the end is a deep moment of self reflection, mostly regrets in life (and memories of my childhood for some reason). The process is still enjoyable, but I’m left in want. The juices can’t be compared, the eating is similar yet less filling, the very textures themselves make-
*I choose steak god it’s one in the morning why did I write this*
It's beautiful.
I don't even know who this is but the correct answer is ALWAYS steak.
Steak everyday of the week.
Because a steak isn't gonna berate me for the size of my meat.
Tell me lies, steal my shit, etc.
A steak is better than any girl.
I prefer most common drinks like water juice pop instead
based option; stake is overrated and overpriced but I don't much like sex either, the only time I've had sex it wasn't something I'd call enjoyable. so I'm at in impasse here
That depends. Is it a good steak? Because there's nothing that I would choose over a good medium reverse-seared wagyu or angus porterhouse, but I would rather eat dirt than a well done chuck tender