Where is Kim Jong-Un?

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  • @PolyMatter
    @PolyMatter  4 года назад +448

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    • @BusinessMadhouse
      @BusinessMadhouse 4 года назад +9

      He must have faked his death to find out if there were any traitors in his empire

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 4 года назад +1

      Hello

    • @THOMAS-zw2he
      @THOMAS-zw2he 4 года назад +2

      Hi PolyMatter, what's are your thoughts on the upcoming national security law in Hong Kong. I wish you are aware of it and hope to see your video talking about it.

    • @MrMisanthrope_
      @MrMisanthrope_ 4 года назад

      Them photos were might be faked.
      www.theweek.in/news/world/2020/05/07/is-kim-jong-un-using-a-body-double-what-we-know-so-far.html
      might not be a credited source

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 года назад +1

      Is this supposed to be an ironic comment about yourself?

  • @cinnamon_art4016
    @cinnamon_art4016 4 года назад +1928

    The media’s reporting was spot on he was either dead or alive

    • @nooranik21
      @nooranik21 4 года назад +211

      Schrodinger's Kim

    • @CaptainPIanet
      @CaptainPIanet 4 года назад +37

      I like that he said they "boldly claim" lol

    • @samius1149
      @samius1149 4 года назад +16

      I don't know, they haven't proven he isn't undead yet.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 года назад +7

      Wonder if they fact checked that first, before publishing....

    • @aplaguedoctor406
      @aplaguedoctor406 4 года назад +10

      @@samius1149 Or maybe he actually died but managed to transfer his soul into another body like a lich in which case the only sane thing to do would be to find and destroy his phylactery lest he comes back to torment us again.

  • @ramkaluri7615
    @ramkaluri7615 4 года назад +2829

    Kim Jong-un - I'm going to take a week off.
    World media : "THIS IS CONTENT"

    • @nickrice6105
      @nickrice6105 4 года назад +29

      Ram Kaluri I love how we ended up caring more about this than the ufo footage that we got

    • @ritwikreddy5670
      @ritwikreddy5670 4 года назад +65

      @@nickrice6105 we all know about ufo footages. They are always shot on 18th century cameras

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag 4 года назад +15

      @@ritwikreddy5670 No? Fighter jet cameras with the ability to lock on are really necessary to catch something at that speed at all. And it was a pretty clear image nonetheless. I find this "argument" ridiculous in this case, since an expectatuon of a movie like image is not only ridiculous, but straight up stupid.

    • @GarryFPV
      @GarryFPV 4 года назад +24

      Hyrule Hero ufo could be anything

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 года назад +2

      @@GarryFPV Sure but I REALLY wish it's aliens

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2573

    Kim Jong Un: *Comes back from the dead*
    Queen Elizabeth: Not bad kid.

    • @davtra
      @davtra 4 года назад +162

      Prince Charles: WHEN AM I GOING TO BE KING?!?

    • @aureavita8653
      @aureavita8653 4 года назад +86

      @@davtra every other royal : when you're dead

    • @tnndll4294
      @tnndll4294 4 года назад +2

      Stop giving that POS any credit. Chinese bot.

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 4 года назад +10

      @@aureavita8653 It's a joke...

    • @blockmaster7777
      @blockmaster7777 4 года назад +1

      General kenobi

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 4 года назад +701

    Schrödinger's Kim is both dead and alive until he's found.

  • @amiri7392
    @amiri7392 4 года назад +2497

    Plot twist: He faked his death so he could find traitors in his circle.

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 года назад +99

      Not plot twist if everyone can guess it

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 4 года назад +42

      Kim Big Shlong Un.
      At it again.

    • @tauceti8341
      @tauceti8341 4 года назад +152

      That's actually pretty clever, and I could totally see someone of his psyche and caliber doing something like that.
      Especially since CV19 people will surely think he's ill possibly dead like we did.
      The power vacuum starts to occur.
      Arrest all the traitors.
      Un's your uncle.

    • @bjently
      @bjently 4 года назад +26

      @@tauceti8341 "Un's your uncle" nice

    • @t1ara_tw1g
      @t1ara_tw1g 4 года назад +1

      Wasn’t that actually confirmed though? I don’t know.

  • @jamesdia
    @jamesdia 4 года назад +1691

    Everyone asks "where is Kim Jong-un", never "how is Kim Jong-un"

    • @helsinki
      @helsinki 4 года назад +236

      I'll do you one better. Why is Kim Jong-un?

    • @haedha2861
      @haedha2861 4 года назад +71

      who is kim jong un

    • @colinjohnson8106
      @colinjohnson8106 4 года назад +95

      What............
      is Kim Jong-un?

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 4 года назад +75

      *when*
      *is Kim Jong Un??*

    • @JohnnyBooi
      @JohnnyBooi 4 года назад +38

      Kim Jong-un?

  • @J_cobra
    @J_cobra 3 года назад +139

    I just imagine Kim Jong Nam at customs trying to prove he’s Dominican like:
    Q U E L O Q U E

  • @hiyukelavie2396
    @hiyukelavie2396 4 года назад +222

    2:27 " For a week or so, the media BOLDLY asserted he's either dead or... alive"
    🤔

    • @marcoscastaneda2567
      @marcoscastaneda2567 4 года назад +24

      Now that's journalism at its best

    • @altrag
      @altrag 4 года назад +9

      I assume you're joking but on off chance it isn't (because that was somewhat poorly worded..) He means that some outlets went all-in on claims of dead while others went all-in on claims of alive. Not that one single article was making a headline out of a tautology..

    • @issholland
      @issholland 3 года назад +1

      Something else is the media is not a singular entity so the sentence is technically right. It would be like me saying my brother thinks hes dead, my sister thinks hes alive but my family thinks he is alive or dead

    • @wtr3059
      @wtr3059 3 года назад

      I will now boldly proclaim everyone on this dear earth to be either dead or alive

  • @robezy0
    @robezy0 4 года назад +634

    0:52 Actually the Korean version of the Daily NK article said that Kim underwent a medical procedure but a day later the English version called it a surgery due a translation mistake.

    • @sneakysnek8416
      @sneakysnek8416 4 года назад +9

      What's the diffrence?

    • @DK1213
      @DK1213 4 года назад +104

      Sneaky Snek not every medical procedure is a surgery

    • @dirtypure2023
      @dirtypure2023 4 года назад +81

      @@sneakysnek8416 A procedure could be something as simple as swabbing your mouth for a saliva sample. So, big difference.

    • @trevorlafave
      @trevorlafave 4 года назад +4

      dirty pure But a newsworthy medical procedure is likely not a mouth swab

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 4 года назад +29

      imagine a newspaper saying "Leader Had A Papercut" translated into "Leader Stabbed", then leads to "Leader Possibly Dead", and maybe "Leader Has Died"

  • @5daboz
    @5daboz 4 года назад +497

    News: He is dead or alive.
    Me: Or is he?

  • @risannd
    @risannd 4 года назад +865

    "Finally, a video without China!"
    "... along with a video of Chinese military vehicles"
    "Oh..."

    • @pravinkumar-df6fu
      @pravinkumar-df6fu 4 года назад

      Haha fact

    • @kevinnn23
      @kevinnn23 4 года назад

      Lol true, I kinda notice this channel talk alot about china

    • @makeshiftgamer6909
      @makeshiftgamer6909 4 года назад +17

      I hope people talk about china, everyone needs to know the bad things about them and how china (CCP) is a threat to the world before it's too late.

    • @xiaoyuzhu8456
      @xiaoyuzhu8456 4 года назад +11

      MakeShiftGamer in you dream lady.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 4 года назад +1

      He should change the name to ChinaMatters

  • @Ivanfpcs
    @Ivanfpcs 4 года назад +84

    "Who will substitute Kim Jong-Un?"
    Kim Jong-Dos

  • @kittyk86
    @kittyk86 4 года назад +483

    He went into a vegetative state, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @eeshsinger
      @eeshsinger 4 года назад +36

      Lem is it because he doesnt eat vegetables?

    • @tpxchallenger
      @tpxchallenger 4 года назад +1

      😅

    • @randomriku6774
      @randomriku6774 4 года назад +19

      Its not good to be a vegetable in a country that is starving

    • @kittyk86
      @kittyk86 4 года назад

      @@eeshsinger it means he was unable to do anything

    • @dosmastrify
      @dosmastrify 4 года назад +4

      I'm going to say he was in the state of a turnip based on his size and shape

  • @eric6cho
    @eric6cho 4 года назад +368

    This is the strangest K drama I've ever seen

    • @rickv9180
      @rickv9180 4 года назад +6

      Like "The Heirs" but the Northern version

    • @neodintchly
      @neodintchly 4 года назад +5

      NK-pop

    • @neodintchly
      @neodintchly 4 года назад

      @Angry Hippo China is

  • @kevins3821
    @kevins3821 4 года назад +120

    Everyone: "How are you still alive?"
    CNN: "I have no idea"

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад +8

      "Fox Ews: How are we suppose to scare them into war, now, Maybe we'll pretend they are nuking israel".

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 года назад +2

      Obviously, He is the 2nd coming of Christ.
      Patient Zero of the Zombie Outbreak
      Run.

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад +2

      ​@@Scorch428 And yet the capitalists republicans will kill him again for being a socialist :( Hes going to have a hard time coming back with his communist socialist values.

    • @rrh2918
      @rrh2918 3 года назад

      Exalaxy X cnn who?

  • @nodice100
    @nodice100 4 года назад +63

    He's hiding in his tank, listening to Katy Perry.
    S/O to The Interview.

  • @callistine8559
    @callistine8559 4 года назад +259

    *_"When you control the freedom of the press too much and limit information and outside interaction that you need to pass headlines that show your leader is in good health and not dead"_*

    • @nagato2k633
      @nagato2k633 4 года назад +15

      @midgetydeath Freedom is a circle of accountability, you want freedom? sure take it but be sure you'll be held accountable for abusing it. that's how things should be

    • @snape539
      @snape539 4 года назад +3

      Unfortunately If there is no freedom of press no one can know for sure

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 4 года назад +2

      @Teh Chuan ehh, at this point in the USA (parts of) the press arguably control (parts of) the government... Not entirely intentionally.
      (There have been some rather hilarious stunts proving you can get Donald Trump to talk about just about Anything to the media by saying the right thing in the add space during a specific program on a particular (fox) channel.)
      But yeah, the US government does usually manipulate the mainstream media's reporting of political matters, though usually indirectly.
      Meanwhile, the New Zealand has much greater official power to meddle and just... Doesn't. Usually, anyway.
      Though it is a bit amusing that the two main news shows on tv (used to, at least) behave differently based on who was in power.
      One is state funded, on a state funded channel, so they're always Very careful what they say about the current government. Not to the point of being dishonest, so much as being Very sure of what they're saying and very polite about it, as a rule. No matter which party is currently in power.
      Meanwhile, the other is owned by, to the best of my knowledge, big business interests. I believe not even (entirely, at least) domestic ones. They cant afford to spin things Too much, people notice when they're too far out of alignment with the other one, but they're Always in favour of the National party (economic right, socially 'less progressive than the other guys') if there's any room to spin things that way.
      (They also constantly try to spin our MMP parliamentary elections as presidential races between the leaders of Labour and National... Despite the out come of most elections coming down to how many votes the centrist New Zealand First party gets, as coalition governments are pretty much required most of the time under MMP. (And which way NZ first jumps depends partially on how obnoxious the other parties were in the lead up and how cooperative they are in the aftermath. )
      But yeah, the contrast between the two news programs with one major party in power vs with the other major party in power is ... Interesting.

    • @manoman0
      @manoman0 4 года назад +3

      @midgetydeath Have you ever noticed that most media mostly write about "an internal source", "officials" etc....of course they need to protect their sources but then it's just wild guessing, misleading......
      Media is not to be trusted.

  • @nathanpascas5488
    @nathanpascas5488 4 года назад +222

    9:00 Did you make the fingerprint in the shape of a basketball since Jong-Un's friend is a basketball player?

    • @towermoss
      @towermoss 4 года назад +11

      Kim's a basketball fan, and used to play himself before he got fat.

    • @Red_Line7
      @Red_Line7 4 года назад +6

      Nah it's because he's fat and round

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 года назад +2

      @@towermoss legend has it,that it was him who scored 100 points

    • @yankymate2314
      @yankymate2314 3 года назад +1

      @@tylerkim4701 The dude kidnapped a South Korean director and his wife and ordered the director to produce a Godzilla knockoff

  • @whosurdaddy1975
    @whosurdaddy1975 4 года назад +81

    No brainer story, he is just stay home avoiding the virus like everyone.

    • @tessietesoro7407
      @tessietesoro7407 3 года назад

      But nobody leaves or coming in North Korea.

    • @hello_world704
      @hello_world704 3 года назад

      @@tessietesoro7407 there are a lot of daily ins and outs on the Chinese side. You could apply for a visa and enter NK from China just like any other country.

    • @tessietesoro7407
      @tessietesoro7407 3 года назад

      @@hello_world704 really, no questions asked nor suspicions from authorities? 😲

    • @hello_world704
      @hello_world704 3 года назад

      @@tessietesoro7407 not too much in China as long as they have valid visa and documents. There are North Korean restaurants ran by North Korean people in every city. There are North Korean international students in Chinese Universities. And international trades between China and NK since China is like NKs only trading partner. There are hundreds of trucks and trains going in and out daily in the China NK boarder.
      China buys seafood and minerals from NK. And NK literally imports everything from China.
      So it’s definitely possible for NK to catch COVID-19.

  • @yapyoongsiew4394
    @yapyoongsiew4394 4 года назад +14

    If you studied ancient Chinese dynasty history, there were a few times where a kid actually inherited his father's entire dynasty. There could be actually a chance for the 10-year-old inheriting the North Korea empire.

    • @cbrtdgh4210
      @cbrtdgh4210 4 года назад +2

      and Kim's sister will use the boy as a puppet while the ministers plot against her...

  • @eyeborg3148
    @eyeborg3148 4 года назад +705

    Journalistic integrity is dead in this day and age.

    • @0wolabi97
      @0wolabi97 4 года назад +22

      +Kevin Tu To be fair when was it ever alive.

    • @mukkaar
      @mukkaar 4 года назад +59

      There's actually plenty of good journalists. But it's usually people that deliver those news that make it suck. Even big news networks have many good journalists, but when publishing they need to follow the rules. Source information/news is many times quite legit, but it's not hard to twists, tilt or omit some things from the story.

    • @NachDeaDSilenT
      @NachDeaDSilenT 4 года назад +49

      Government owned media = propaganda
      Private owned media = driven entirely by profits, so shit like this happens
      Lose-lose for consumers

    • @2x2is22
      @2x2is22 4 года назад +23

      Not when you got guys like this making these well-researched videos. There is hope. If we can get people to stop watching the news, and tune into good, objective sources like this with no apparent agenda, those news organizations will go bankrupt and we can finally embrace the information age for what it was supposed to be

    • @0fficialdregs
      @0fficialdregs 4 года назад +17

      @@2x2is22 the real issue is the instant news bullshit. back in the day everyone checked their news and sources before publishing anything that could be damaging. now it's free game

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +111

    Poly: Where is Kim Jong-un
    Me: What am I, chopped liver?

  • @titusting1234567890
    @titusting1234567890 4 года назад +29

    Calling him "Un" is like calling "Lewis" "Wis"

    • @vivalashibaqq8248
      @vivalashibaqq8248 2 года назад

      Or "Donald" "Don"

    • @soulsearcher7077
      @soulsearcher7077 2 года назад +2

      @@vivalashibaqq8248 Nah, more like “Ald”. Jong-Un is the first name. Jong first and Un after.

    • @jazaniac
      @jazaniac 2 года назад

      nicknames are a thing, yes

  • @stevengeorges9046
    @stevengeorges9046 4 года назад +168

    4:57 - “Who will inherit the nuclear codes?”
    I think it is funny that the announcer thinks that North Koria's nuclear weapons have codes.

    • @WorkWithBailey
      @WorkWithBailey 4 года назад +24

      I don't get your comment. You think they pour soy sauce into a wall socket?

    • @nick_g1126
      @nick_g1126 4 года назад +1

      Agent J 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kaiyats
      @Kaiyats 4 года назад +1

      Most likely lots of buttons xD

    • @fruitssaladbabies3098
      @fruitssaladbabies3098 3 года назад

      If you know 30 lives on Contra thats the code then

    • @bigc0ck
      @bigc0ck 3 года назад

      koria

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +396

    Where is kim jong un?
    *he's in his room playing animal crossing new horizons that's where he's at*

    • @omska9325
      @omska9325 4 года назад +7

      Makes sense

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 года назад +6

      And where is edge lord?
      *he's posting comments on every damn video in existence*

    • @ZombieGorilla1
      @ZombieGorilla1 4 года назад +2

      You are everywhere!!

    • @kimjong-un1900
      @kimjong-un1900 4 года назад +3

      You are not wrong.

    • @Janoip
      @Janoip 4 года назад

      @@kimjong-un1900 Yee

  • @gamma_ray20xx53
    @gamma_ray20xx53 4 года назад +329

    At this point, I find it's highly likely we know more about the universe than we do North Korea. Just saying

    • @elliotyourarobot
      @elliotyourarobot 4 года назад +9

      Agreed the factual info is out there but agreed

    • @wotererio
      @wotererio 4 года назад +46

      I think you overestimate how much we know about the universe

    • @lelanddippold9998
      @lelanddippold9998 4 года назад +2

      Ye

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 4 года назад +8

      NK ia part of the universe

    • @JohnnyBooi
      @JohnnyBooi 4 года назад +8

      @@wotererio but in terms of amount of facts, and not percentage of facts, that is likely to be true

  • @augustlundin
    @augustlundin 4 года назад +4

    I love that you've come this far during the last few years. Watching your videos back in the days was just as interesting, and you'll improve even more. Great work!

  • @xyz7572
    @xyz7572 2 года назад +40

    His first name / individual name isn’t “Un” 은 lol, it’s “Jong-Un” 종은.
    The middle syllable “Jong” 종 is still part of his individual name.
    Calling him just “Un” is like calling Barack Obama “Rack” 😂

    • @jeremyk9000
      @jeremyk9000 Год назад +1

      I calls him OBeezee

    • @RobespierreThePoof
      @RobespierreThePoof Год назад +1

      I did not know this about Korean names either. Thank you.
      I've been busy learning Hanguel but no one even mentioned this !

  • @ComboBreakerHD
    @ComboBreakerHD 4 года назад +236

    11:14 "Most people would recognize her from the 2018 Winter Olympics.."
    **shows footage of 40 DPRK women who look exactly the same**

    • @nagato2k633
      @nagato2k633 4 года назад +16

      who even watches the olympics LOL

    • @tulayamalavenapi4028
      @tulayamalavenapi4028 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @Zeta4
      @Zeta4 4 года назад +11

      Nagato2k Bruh everybody does wdym?

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 4 года назад +3

      @@nagato2k633 old men lmao

    • @hello-friend990
      @hello-friend990 4 года назад +2

      True hahaha only people who flick through the channels bother with the Olympics. Rest of us only care about the viral stuff

  • @pendantblade6361
    @pendantblade6361 4 года назад +231

    "- in his nine years of power -"
    Why does it feel like twenty years, then?

    • @alolai2327
      @alolai2327 4 года назад +20

      Cuz the media likes to exaggerate when they're not telling lies

    • @Azivegu
      @Azivegu 4 года назад +25

      These past 5 months have felt like three years, maybe that is why

    • @darxoonwasser
      @darxoonwasser 4 года назад +13

      @@Azivegu These past 5 months have felt like a month

    • @jinjunliu2401
      @jinjunliu2401 4 года назад +4

      perhaps you don't remember Kim Jong-Il's reign, that's probably why

  • @spacefishaviation276
    @spacefishaviation276 3 года назад +155

    "They guessed he was dead or alive " Hmm ok what other options are there Edit : wow 130 likes ON A COMMENT why dont videos do this?

    • @sulahaminah2752
      @sulahaminah2752 3 года назад +2

      If dead may God ve mercy on him

    • @spacefishaviation276
      @spacefishaviation276 3 года назад +4

      @@sulahaminah2752 Yes have mercy on an evil ruthless dictator
      l

    • @spacefishaviation276
      @spacefishaviation276 3 года назад

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread Yes but I made a joke that there are no other options so he didnt have to tell us he is dead or alive

    • @spacefishaviation276
      @spacefishaviation276 3 года назад

      @Brownskikuca Garlic Bread also lol

    • @youzhou3001
      @youzhou3001 3 года назад

      It’s Schrödinger’s Kim Jong-Un, He’s in a quantum superposition being dead and alive at the same time

  • @ertelmisegi
    @ertelmisegi 4 года назад +14

    "Dead or alive"
    So he's in Schrödinger's state

  • @SirCutRy
    @SirCutRy 4 года назад +16

    I don't know why, but I think this is my favorite video from this channel. Maybe it's the length, depth, and/or logical progression.

  • @6z0
    @6z0 4 года назад +29

    Thanks for this video, i hate when i lose my Kim jong un.

  • @theskintexpat-themightygreegor
    @theskintexpat-themightygreegor 2 года назад +5

    Kim Jong-un was in Shenyang, China, having that procedure. The hospital he was at was near where I worked at the time, and MAN OH MAN what a pain in the ass that security was. Major arteries were cut off even to bus traffic. Took me a couple hours to get to work at get home, a trip that usually took 15-20 minutes. Even had to walk large portions of it.

  • @gnomsrepnay
    @gnomsrepnay 4 года назад +32

    I was at home eating Doritos when phone rang
    "kim jong un is kil"
    "yes"

    • @Jessica-eo5hg
      @Jessica-eo5hg 4 года назад

      fake news

    • @Kaiyats
      @Kaiyats 4 года назад

      Kim Jong-il Omg kim jong Il I love you so much you’re an inspiration to us! The great Kim jong Ill talks to us from beyond the grave, is there anything he can’t do?!

  • @mr.goldfarmer4883
    @mr.goldfarmer4883 4 года назад +44

    Kim Jong Un probably just wants to quit his post and live out the rest of his days playing on his Steam account

    • @qps9380
      @qps9380 4 года назад +2

      Don't we all

    • @tyronejefforeillyramirez7961
      @tyronejefforeillyramirez7961 4 года назад +3

      discovered the bliss of weed and no responsibility

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 4 года назад +1

      prolly watching cheap Chinese Anime.

    • @Jessica-eo5hg
      @Jessica-eo5hg 4 года назад

      im building the earth on the Build The Earth server, its fun

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen 4 года назад +48

    Dynastic politics in a Communist state: the next paradox game should be Crusader Kims

  • @MrVanillaCaramel
    @MrVanillaCaramel 4 года назад +12

    He's disappeared for a long time once before, then reappeared saying he was binge-watching Game of thrones.

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders 4 года назад +9

    But one the plus side for Kim he get's to use the phrase:
    "Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.."

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 4 года назад +93

    Don’t worry Kim is fine. He was just in the Bathroom for a little too long

    • @plant5875
      @plant5875 4 года назад +3

      Our Lord Kim Jong Un don't poop!

    • @YEETMAN-dt9mb
      @YEETMAN-dt9mb 2 года назад

      He wanted Taco Bell and made a huge mistake

  • @bradenboyko
    @bradenboyko 4 года назад +42

    He should name his child *Kim-Jong Dos*

    • @fuqupal
      @fuqupal 4 года назад +5

      And his grand children Kim-Jong Tres?

    • @thorgodofthunder5086
      @thorgodofthunder5086 4 года назад +1

      Jacob Terry so Kim jong deux

    • @jeffreychandra912
      @jeffreychandra912 4 года назад

      Jacob Terry So Kim-jong deux?

    • @tobib6885
      @tobib6885 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobterry6305
      But un is Spanish as well

    • @tobib6885
      @tobib6885 4 года назад +1

      @@emilianotanc4126
      Yeah, I know but it's still both Spanish. Also it has effectively mostly the same meaning and can be used interchangeably anyway

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 4 года назад +4

    The idea of Kim Yo-jong calling Kim Jong-Un "Oppa" is just so funny to me 😂

  • @alancheung4977
    @alancheung4977 4 года назад +56

    Waiting for “Kim Jong-un” channel to comment on this

    • @Janoip
      @Janoip 4 года назад +25

      Hey

    • @prasannabhat8575
      @prasannabhat8575 4 года назад

      @@Janoip ...how are you ?? The NK hymen buster...

    • @user-xq5od7uf3w
      @user-xq5od7uf3w 4 года назад

      Hello...

    • @elenacienfuegos8450
      @elenacienfuegos8450 4 года назад

      Kim Jong-un I seen 3 Kim Jong Un in this comment section, 2 in this comment. Which one is the real one?

    • @Jessica-eo5hg
      @Jessica-eo5hg 4 года назад +1

      @@Janoip identity theft is being committed against me

  • @s.menachery
    @s.menachery 4 года назад +361

    Kim Jong Un is in his bathroom
    Dang this got a lot of likes...more than my channel gets

  • @m.shahbaz5962
    @m.shahbaz5962 3 года назад

    Not only do i love your vids but I love the thumbnails as well...they do their job soo well..very professional looking

  • @Diamond_Hanz
    @Diamond_Hanz 4 года назад +60

    Kim's now like his dad.. Kim Jung Soo ill

    • @Mae-nr7wr
      @Mae-nr7wr 4 года назад +5

      only thing dead is the credibility of anyone pushing this fake story

  • @danizorzinho
    @danizorzinho 4 года назад +5

    Love your vids man, keep it up!

  • @Vivaswaan.
    @Vivaswaan. 4 года назад +47

    You've made an interesting video. I enjoyed it. It felt like a very short documentary; trying to unravel the mystery, going through all the theories, telling us all the possibilities, giving us hints of what the situation and what can come our way, and leaving us to wonder.

    • @alamgiral-qidwa6067
      @alamgiral-qidwa6067 4 года назад

      I notice you have an Indian name. Are you Indian?

    • @Vivaswaan.
      @Vivaswaan. 4 года назад

      @@alamgiral-qidwa6067 Yes, I am.

  • @videomaniac108
    @videomaniac108 4 года назад +6

    Actually, he's been binge eating Krispy Kreme glazed donuts at Dennis Rodman's pad.

  • @kyle7574
    @kyle7574 4 года назад

    Your videos are always so good

  • @saosaqii5807
    @saosaqii5807 4 года назад +81

    *Where is Kim Jung Un?*
    Who is Kim Jung Un?
    How is Kim Jung Un?
    Why is Kim Jung Un?
    What is Kim Jung Un?
    When is Kim Jung Un?

    • @putinsgaytwin4272
      @putinsgaytwin4272 4 года назад +1

      The answer to the second last one is fat

    • @rigatonithetiger9986
      @rigatonithetiger9986 4 года назад +2

      Marlin L'enchanteur there’s approximately 300 lbs. worth of the guy lol

    • @eashansaju8106
      @eashansaju8106 4 года назад

      Would you Kim Jong In?

    • @kevins3821
      @kevins3821 4 года назад

      My answer is: "Kim Jong Un?"

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 4 года назад

      Where? North Korea
      Who? Leader of North Korea
      How? Alive, apparently. Also, fat. Very fat.
      Why? Because of his father, Kim Jong-Ill
      What? A human male. SizeXXXL
      When? from 2011 to current, hes the leader of NK.

  • @shonenjumpmagneto
    @shonenjumpmagneto 3 года назад +3

    Fun Fact:
    *The Unified Korean Flag* was first established for *The 1991 World Table Tennis Championship Games* lmfao. Whatever it takes for world peace.
    The flag is only used for a dual South-North Korean Team within sporting events, most known at *The Olympics.*
    The flag is a simple filled outline of the entire *Korean Peninsula* (blue) on a white background.

  • @AstroWasUnavailable
    @AstroWasUnavailable 4 года назад +32

    He's just getting milk don't worry guys he'll be back soon

  • @royrice8597
    @royrice8597 4 года назад +9

    Where did Kim Jong-Un go??? Did he really ever come back!! I thought that was his stunt double!

  • @pranavkarthikeyan783
    @pranavkarthikeyan783 4 года назад +4

    I love your videos. My whole family watches them.

  • @halfofapicture
    @halfofapicture 4 года назад +4

    At least we got a bunch of good Kim Yo Jong memes out of this.

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 3 года назад +1

    *Media talks about your "death"*
    Kim : what the hell is wrong with you guys?
    Queen Elizabeth : first time?

  • @TheRobertralph
    @TheRobertralph 4 года назад

    Nice video! Well researched and explained great! Thanks.

  • @hiyaimamelia
    @hiyaimamelia 3 года назад +9

    Kim Jong Un watching this like:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @serialliar2361
    @serialliar2361 4 года назад +16

    You know it's gonna be a good video if it's by PolyMatter.

  • @geekacharya
    @geekacharya 4 года назад

    Love your videos as always.

  • @emisunflowers
    @emisunflowers 3 года назад +2

    "the us surpassed half a million covid cases"
    Now there's a throwback

  • @MrJackthezombie
    @MrJackthezombie 4 года назад +10

    They were just reporting on his body double lol

  • @soulplexis
    @soulplexis 4 года назад +5

    "He's either dead or alive"
    dear god...

  • @crowmigration8245
    @crowmigration8245 4 года назад +1

    The new guy is a doppelganger. The walk is so much different. Also he never smiled before.

  • @samuelsalt3890
    @samuelsalt3890 4 года назад

    This man is the king of smooth sponsor spot transitions.

  • @deykerrrr6364
    @deykerrrr6364 4 года назад +47

    Dude I just wanted to know where he was, not his whole generation.

  • @DiamondsareallMine
    @DiamondsareallMine 4 года назад +66

    0:56 his last name is “Kim” not “Un” lmao. His name is “Jong Un” and is written backwards because that’s how you read it in asian countries

    • @meferswift
      @meferswift 4 года назад +3

      Or you know. Do it the clear way.
      Given and family name.
      Cuz having last name infront is make nosense.

    • @DiamondsareallMine
      @DiamondsareallMine 4 года назад +26

      Your grammar “is make” no sense. That’s just what you call family names colloquially in English smart ass

    • @mordor423
      @mordor423 4 года назад +8

      I think he says it for clarity since everyone's name is Kim

    • @jinjunliu2401
      @jinjunliu2401 4 года назад +5

      He said "Un" because that's his first name, not because he wanted to say his last name. It's how he makes clear that he's talking about him and not another person. Which he did again in the animation somewhere when he was talking about where they went to study.

    • @jinjunliu2401
      @jinjunliu2401 4 года назад +1

      @@meferswift Last name in front is how it has always been, it's just that Europeans went the informal way (introductions were always last name then first name even for Europeans).

  • @willsmith798
    @willsmith798 4 года назад +1

    What an awesome video this dude kills it every time

  • @muhammadabdullahwaseem3040
    @muhammadabdullahwaseem3040 2 года назад +1

    Death: aight kim time to go
    Kim: uno reverse card

  • @calvin3798
    @calvin3798 4 года назад +3

    He’s the best proof to Schrödinger’s cat theory

  • @thebigpicture7095
    @thebigpicture7095 4 года назад +7

    Great video as always! It's interesting to see how some media sources are so quick to report on a story before spending time to fully fact check their sources.

    • @Striveofficial
      @Striveofficial 4 года назад +1

      Very true, definitely a problem nowadays

  • @lalboimanlun1230
    @lalboimanlun1230 4 года назад +1

    14:05 that one person who remains standing when everyone was bowing.

  • @Pyraticalpunk
    @Pyraticalpunk 4 года назад

    I just found this channel but I'm already impressed with this news source, I've been looking for more reliable news sources

  • @alengrm7488
    @alengrm7488 4 года назад +17

    Plot twist: He's just too busy with preparing for invasion of the world

  • @bigfootnintendorazr
    @bigfootnintendorazr 4 года назад +7

    Probably within walking distance of where he has always been

  • @Akula114
    @Akula114 4 года назад

    Wow... what a great video. Excellent work, really excellent. It would probably take longer to say why than the length of the piece, I am just leaving it here. Damn good job.

  • @caad5258
    @caad5258 4 года назад

    nice piece

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 года назад +28

    Nobody is asking, “How is Kim Jong-un”

  • @alainw77
    @alainw77 4 года назад +66

    Reuters is pronounced “royters” not “routers”

    • @joelabraham708
      @joelabraham708 4 года назад +3

      I wonder if there's any chance that EVERYTHING he's saying in this video is as inaccurate as his pronunciation of reuters?

    • @MusicalMercenary
      @MusicalMercenary 4 года назад +4

      came here to mention that... News is his business, should be a known word to pronounce.

    • @kevinkwon3608
      @kevinkwon3608 4 года назад +4

      Also the shorthand for Kim Jong-un is Kim not Un. That would be like calling Donald Trump ald or nald.

    • @deviationblue
      @deviationblue 4 года назад

      @@joelabraham708 yes. He slaughtered pretty much every Korean name.

    • @OriginalDonutposse
      @OriginalDonutposse 4 года назад +1

      Looked but didn’t see this comment before I posted same.
      It’s relatively minor, and sometimes even a tactic in videos to make an error on purpose to get people commenting.
      But, being up there with AP as a wire service I agree that mispronouncing this particular word decreases credibility ever so slightly.
      Now, a bigger, more important question to answer is why this dictator remaining alive is seen as the best possible outcome. I have to believe that there’s a small chance someone ever so slightly less tyrannical might inherit power over there and make some small step away from fear-, meth-, and inequality-fueled terrorist dictator rule and towards reconnecting NK to the rest of the world before it’s too late.

  • @OilBaron100
    @OilBaron100 3 года назад

    Well researched video.

  • @harshkanjar4939
    @harshkanjar4939 3 года назад

    This Channel is seriously underappreciated

  • @barbarak.3806
    @barbarak.3806 4 года назад +3

    Today I learned that Kim Jong Un‘s fingerprint looks like a basketball.

  • @donwald3436
    @donwald3436 4 года назад +8

    0:56 "Un"? That's the second syllable of his given name, like calling someone named Patrick Jackson "rick."

    • @davidkuntze7992
      @davidkuntze7992 4 года назад

      Un is like a middle name. The first name “Jung” is a generational name which can be shared by brothers or sisters. My wife is Korean. Her first name shared with her sister and their middle names are unique to the individual.

    • @user-tm6ob9sx3c
      @user-tm6ob9sx3c 4 года назад +1

      David Kuntze What you wrote is true but I still find extremely weird to refer to him as “Un” especially in this kind of video. Even close friends don’t really call or refer to each other with their 3rd syllable only.

    • @MCHuang
      @MCHuang 4 года назад

      Many Chinese will refer to close friends or relatives by the second word of their given name (Cong in my case), not sure if any Koreans have the same practice. It's not my middle name, though, that's Nicholas

    • @kevinkwon3608
      @kevinkwon3608 4 года назад

      David Kuntze That is incorrect. Un is not like a middle name. It’s part of the first name. The shared thing is akin to naming your kids Aiden, Brayden, Caden, etc.

  • @cookiecola5852
    @cookiecola5852 3 года назад

    Rumors are that Un cant get a kid duo to that he cannot find his carrrot

  • @katiehedrickcomposer
    @katiehedrickcomposer 4 года назад +2

    "reporting un was recovering" like un is his last name haha

  • @fredxu99
    @fredxu99 4 года назад +6

    This was proof how ridiculously ill informed our mainstream media is.

  • @franklinarchambault-ik5xg
    @franklinarchambault-ik5xg 4 года назад +7

    He is dead and a power struggle is going on behind the DMZ fence lets hope someone with some brains wins

  • @Pixel_Earth
    @Pixel_Earth 3 года назад +2

    2020 was quite famous for rumours of Kim Jong Un’s death, while he’s not dead. I still remembered, even to this day.

  • @omarmunoz398
    @omarmunoz398 4 года назад

    He was just chilling in the gulag

  • @liammacarthur4938
    @liammacarthur4938 4 года назад +21

    “Routers” Bruh.

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 4 года назад

      Schoolboy error, forgivable given he can't be an expert in everything...

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 4 года назад +13

    Anyone else think this is a case of "better the devil you know"? At least Kim tried to make friends with the US and South Korea, and seems open to some sort of dialogue. His successor will likely be even crazier and nuclear war is easily accessible and always on the table. For now the world is safe... Long live Kim!

  • @jackyvivid
    @jackyvivid 4 года назад

    He's Back.

  • @Dk4KOfficial
    @Dk4KOfficial 4 года назад

    maaan animation is amazing!

  • @TheLiamster
    @TheLiamster 4 года назад +20

    0:14 that’s the city of Brighton which is where I live.

    • @cjandlottie
      @cjandlottie 4 года назад +2

      Wonder if Pewdiepie did that congratulations song there?

    • @DuduPRT
      @DuduPRT 4 года назад +2

      Cj L he probably did, the beach is really similar

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 4 года назад +1

      Cj L he did, Pewdiepie lives in Brighton and he sometimes films videos on the seafront.

  • @phymath-jisanislam9639
    @phymath-jisanislam9639 4 года назад +19

    Thanks. I was Looking for Kim Jong Un last few days......

    • @thekingofsas9407
      @thekingofsas9407 4 года назад +6

      I hate it when I lose my Kim Jong Un.

    • @2life4ever777
      @2life4ever777 4 года назад

      where the hell is he when we need him the most

  • @donnadiggitty106
    @donnadiggitty106 3 года назад

    Can't even disappear with his friends just to "chill"............for a week. He was in his "Bear Cave"

  • @Pugboy35Man
    @Pugboy35Man 3 года назад

    PolyMatter: Shows family tree of Kim-jong-un
    Me: That's a lotta history