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  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro 6 лет назад +4844

    "Please god.. please.. help me"
    343: "Yo."

    • @fenrirvonfallenmoon5499
      @fenrirvonfallenmoon5499 5 лет назад +45

      Lol

    • @necrosis3643
      @necrosis3643 5 лет назад +34

      U have the same number of spc 173 xd

    • @katrinaisoffline
      @katrinaisoffline 5 лет назад +17

      @@rottenbagel1737 I'm guessing they meant likes?

    • @lhenggomez7522
      @lhenggomez7522 5 лет назад +26

      :Guard:WOW its god is it really you?:343 AKA God in the SCP univurse:yes it is me God I will help you:Guard:Welp my prayers have been answered"

    • @Clamine
      @Clamine 5 лет назад +15

      SCP 343 not real god man he is say for real god

  • @peterkaboomitrain242
    @peterkaboomitrain242 5 лет назад +3789

    Scp - 20001
    *TUNA CASSEROLE*
    Object class: Keter
    Is hated by some security guards

  • @Hoosier1816
    @Hoosier1816 3 года назад +1827

    “Tuna Casa Rolle in the other hand, is a disgusting abomination that should be locked up like everything else in this place” is the best line in the game.

  • @JustJoshReal
    @JustJoshReal 6 лет назад +2253

    "the tuna is disgusting and should be locked up with the rest of this freaks" XD

  • @Minisculev2115
    @Minisculev2115 6 лет назад +4582

    Why the hell does the guard sound like swagger souls

  • @RebeatThatPlease
    @RebeatThatPlease 4 года назад +1888

    Security: someone should make a videogame of this facility
    Me: *PERHAPS*

  • @hund7458
    @hund7458 5 лет назад +3894

    We need to give more credit to how much personality they managed to cram into Ulgrin in that short amount of time.

    • @DukeLovesYou
      @DukeLovesYou 5 лет назад +496

      Robert Kidd Thanks! I was the voice of Ulgrin. I basically just improvised all my lines.

    • @-Risk-
      @-Risk- 4 года назад +152

      Janice Edwards Hes literally the voice of ulgrin

    • @paperfox5292
      @paperfox5292 4 года назад +67

      @@DukeLovesYou You did a great job; one instantly dislikes Ulgrim xD

    • @zyxkon8235
      @zyxkon8235 4 года назад +8

      Janice Edwards lol dumb ass

    • @melindamartinez8649
      @melindamartinez8649 4 года назад +11

      @Janice Edwards he is the voice actor of chief Franklin dumbass

  • @yellowmello1223
    @yellowmello1223 5 лет назад +2051

    4:10
    That guard later became the developer of _SCP: Containment Breach._

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 5 лет назад +201

      Then he was assassinated by the Intelligence Agency.

    • @realrandiee
      @realrandiee 4 года назад +21

      @@icedtease1973 Why?

    • @aetherian31
      @aetherian31 4 года назад +55

      @@realrandiee yes

    • @loading3154
      @loading3154 4 года назад +25

      @@realrandiee *facepalm*

    • @realrandiee
      @realrandiee 4 года назад +6

      @@loading3154 For fu-

  • @CRRNCRW
    @CRRNCRW 4 года назад +2291

    1:22
    A moment to appreciate how they made the guard sound like an actual human being and not just some mindless storm trooper shit.

    • @brguardian3137
      @brguardian3137 3 года назад +119

      Hey !
      Storm trooper lifes matter !

    • @SnowtrooperTW-5102
      @SnowtrooperTW-5102 3 года назад +116

      WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ME???

    • @modernmillennium
      @modernmillennium 3 года назад +60

      @@SnowtrooperTW-5102 guards are basically you guys when put on fine in 914 CHANGE MY MIND

    • @AGermanwithaMG42
      @AGermanwithaMG42 3 года назад +14

      @@brguardian3137 German ones from ww1? Indeed they do

    • @Piiccoo923
      @Piiccoo923 3 года назад +4

      @@SnowtrooperTW-5102 Don't worry, I will always see you and your fellow troopers as heroes

  • @angeldust6341
    @angeldust6341 4 года назад +2995

    When guard said “[footsteps],” I felt that.

  • @thechosenone9910
    @thechosenone9910 3 года назад +2680

    I’ve never heard someone talk so passionately about pizza.

  • @DDDog
    @DDDog 4 года назад +1658

    "You have got to be the dumbest test subject we've ever had."
    **Proceeds to recontain 106 and escape the facility after multiple encounters with hostile SCPs.**

    • @joseacosta2333
      @joseacosta2333 3 года назад +134

      *And dies so many times he can come back from the dead*

    • @Fe4rRex
      @Fe4rRex 3 года назад +21

      @@joseacosta2333 hes an scp hes scp-9341

    • @cd7677
      @cd7677 3 года назад +10

      Yo scps are less than 9000 what you talking about?

    • @cawolinagoober_1
      @cawolinagoober_1 3 года назад +13

      @@cd7677 there's only 6000 so d-9341 being an actual scp is highly likely in the future

    • @technoeco4336
      @technoeco4336 3 года назад +2

      I do not contain him to get GATE A good ending

  • @tsaeshae
    @tsaeshae 4 года назад +587

    4:56 That guard sounded like Batmam.

    • @YoussefRashedElox
      @YoussefRashedElox 3 года назад +39

      Yeah batman is also working for scp

    • @nitroplasma788
      @nitroplasma788 3 года назад +12

      He is gonna beat you to almost killing you because you stoled a candy

    • @leninethgames
      @leninethgames 3 года назад +10

      Batmam

    • @herecomestheairplaneon911
      @herecomestheairplaneon911 2 года назад +5

      @@YoussefRashedElox well that guard died so batman is-

    • @Garlic_Bread69
      @Garlic_Bread69 Год назад +2

      Batman be shooting a class d for walking out of a chamber 5 seconds from one of the worst containment breaches

  • @FullArcher05
    @FullArcher05 6 лет назад +993

    I thought Ulgrin was talking D-9341, but when I realized he was talking to the guard behind him and said "This guy here with a punchable face," I died.

    • @officerulgrimfromscp6653
      @officerulgrimfromscp6653 5 лет назад +20

      He did have a punchable face...

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 лет назад +46

      @@officerulgrimfromscp6653 and a snappable neck

    • @delcaprascalar1860
      @delcaprascalar1860 4 года назад +23

      @@veziusthethird and a muncheable legs.
      -939

    • @Gravity_studioss
      @Gravity_studioss 2 года назад +1

      I remember I watched a Minecraft animation which was basically a recreation of CB. Since minecraft characters dont have a moving mouth, I also thought that

    • @kablaslagihapon
      @kablaslagihapon 2 года назад +1

      So am I thought he was talking to D 9341 to

  • @Apache115
    @Apache115 3 года назад +305

    0:44 my favorite line

    • @deliveringrust13
      @deliveringrust13 3 года назад +9

      Is like a moment in asdf movie 6 with the ''i gonna puch your face IN YOUR FACE''

    • @FazbearOnTheRun
      @FazbearOnTheRun Год назад

      yeah same

  • @DukeLovesYou
    @DukeLovesYou 5 лет назад +1639

    Wow, I did the voices for Ulgrin (and the nervous book-loving guard who accompanies him), a few other guards and the intercom voice so many years ago. It's cool (and a little weird) to see people still quoting the lines after all this time. Fun fact: I improvised 95% of my dialogue, so pretty much everything you're hearing, including that pizza/tuna cassarole line, just came from me sitting in front of my microphone trying to come up with random shit to say on the spot.

    • @shtuffs
      @shtuffs 4 года назад +63

      Epic

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 4 года назад +55

      Awesome

    • @knightgale
      @knightgale 4 года назад +40

      damn didnt expect u here

    • @LunarEmerald
      @LunarEmerald 4 года назад +15

      niiice! I didnt expect you here either, much like what @rask said, by the way, i loved your voice acting, its top notch!

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 3 года назад +35

      you'll make a fortune voicing weird lines for dumb mods, trust me, alot of people would totally want you to voice-act for them.

  • @DuckyTheFox
    @DuckyTheFox 4 года назад +754

    3:12 I wholeheartedly agree with this man.

    • @agentulgrin2923
      @agentulgrin2923 3 года назад +8

      thank you for listening to my Ted talk random capitalist

    • @Sir_Lucas
      @Sir_Lucas 2 года назад +2

      @@agentulgrin2923 god I love it 😂

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 Год назад +1

      Are you kidding? Tuna Casserole and Pizza are both good!

  • @averagehalflifeenjoyer58
    @averagehalflifeenjoyer58 Год назад +214

    The suicide guard's lines really show how terrifying an actual containment breach would be

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 Год назад +43

      True, I like how you can hear from what he says that he seems to think that in some way he deserves this. I mean hes literally asking for forgiveness and considering all the messed up things the Foundation does thats a fair deduction. I still feel bad for the guy but ya know

    • @RabdoInternetGuy
      @RabdoInternetGuy Год назад +11

      @@CBman11037 i mean the line is called Suicide Guard, and taking a life, even your own is a sin, and he probably killed few d classes anyway, i would be asking for forgiveness too.

    • @kytrensol9777
      @kytrensol9777 5 месяцев назад

      Timestamp please?

    • @Eldarius1011
      @Eldarius1011 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kytrensol97776:09

    • @FUNGUSMAN920
      @FUNGUSMAN920 2 месяца назад

      Yeah for sure. I think it’d be even more terrifying once you realize that an actual containment breach would be way more chaotic than the game entails. I mean if every animal at a zoo breaks out they’re not just gonna make friends.

  • @tashkent561
    @tashkent561 5 лет назад +544

    3:10 "Well, my day is ruined."
    I'm pretty sure your day can get worse than tuna casserole.

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 лет назад +15

      Dai Nihon Teikoku well you obviously don’t know how bad it is.

    • @0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0
      @0AngelOnTheDanceFloor0 5 лет назад +15

      @@facilityguard970 You see people die on daily bases and have murdered a few in a place filled with monsters and creatures that could end the world and you worry about food?

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 лет назад +6

      SCP Foundation I wouldn’t say ‘murdered’ but I understand. The worst thing is a mass containment breach. Or when enemy factions try to attack the facility.

    • @duck3892
      @duck3892 4 года назад +2

      @@facilityguard970 and both of these are rare occurrences.

    • @gutentag7305
      @gutentag7305 4 года назад

      @@facilityguard970 i like your outfit it looks cool

  • @cj-3810
    @cj-3810 6 лет назад +1382

    Rip suicide guard

    • @lenaoxton1028
      @lenaoxton1028 6 лет назад +29

      Rip guard - 56

    • @thatshyguy9573
      @thatshyguy9573 6 лет назад +35

      Little did he know
      The scp foundation does actually house god

    • @auugh5978
      @auugh5978 6 лет назад +4

      Well what do you expected?

    • @epicnooby2595
      @epicnooby2595 6 лет назад +1

      Were is that guard in the game

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 6 лет назад +21

      Voice File: SuicideGuard2
      Oh, I wonder what this variation has different from the first one.
      **GUNSHOT**

  • @Th3_M4n
    @Th3_M4n 4 года назад +670

    Ah yes, my favorite voiceline.
    "[footsteps]"

    • @manny_man1236
      @manny_man1236 4 года назад +8

      XD

    • @linc54
      @linc54 3 года назад +19

      Followed up by [various 096 noises]

    • @Th3_M4n
      @Th3_M4n 3 года назад +7

      @@linc54 damn that one's good too

    • @mister_dummy
      @mister_dummy 2 года назад

      3rd is "the gunshots"

    • @paracetamol11037
      @paracetamol11037 Год назад +2

      Then my favorite.. [laugh]

  • @wonton_7708
    @wonton_7708 5 лет назад +1769

    "I'm trying to be polite about this."
    *Proceeds to cuss me out*

    • @xxiSHTAr9000x
      @xxiSHTAr9000x 4 года назад +37

      Yeah that's how i act polite around people too.
      Me: "hey dumba**! Im going to be as nice to you as possible you f***ing cretin!"

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +22

      Well.... he tried for a few moments.

    • @jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160
      @jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160 4 года назад +4

      WonTon _7
      I mean... he tried.

    • @Nikola7.62
      @Nikola7.62 4 года назад +17

      Well, he said he's trying lmao.

    • @Mandisssjunkooo
      @Mandisssjunkooo 4 года назад +7

      he was mean to the class-d becuase they are criminal's who've been put on a death sentence and they took them to run tests on them

  • @s.sbathtub6702
    @s.sbathtub6702 6 лет назад +1578

    It's funny because they have God locked up there haha

    • @thatonespinosauresfantosf6291
      @thatonespinosauresfantosf6291 6 лет назад +67

      S.S Bathtub 343 technically isn't a god.No proof, no abilities.A fake god, sorry for ruining your joke.

    • @s.sbathtub6702
      @s.sbathtub6702 6 лет назад +13

      THAT ONE SPINOSAURES FAN TOSF :(

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 6 лет назад +42

      @@thatonespinosauresfantosf6291 Site-13 had an Abrahamic God, basically 076 but larger and can make miracles

    • @SGFatal
      @SGFatal 6 лет назад +17

      all of you havent checked up on the wiki have you?

    • @tiagoteixeira7517
      @tiagoteixeira7517 6 лет назад +51

      S.S Bathtub actually, there is an interview with scp 343 “god” and in the end he teleported away, so he has powers, and he claimed that he created the universe, and also if he wasn’t god, he would just use his powers to break out, but he doesn’t, because he created humanity and means no harm, so we don’t totally know if he is god or not, but he probably is

  • @Blaise_Blackwell
    @Blaise_Blackwell 4 года назад +1104

    "We die in the dark so you can live in the light."
    -SCP Foundation

    • @satriadicky3732
      @satriadicky3732 4 года назад +59

      Ironic how the foundation would one day told its personel to stay away from the light

    • @Maritime_Memories
      @Maritime_Memories 4 года назад +53

      "we die in the light so you live in the dark"
      -SCP 5000's story foundation

    • @thechaosinsurgency9463
      @thechaosinsurgency9463 4 года назад +35

      Scp-001 in the day breaks: reverse reverse

    • @ardademir1661
      @ardademir1661 3 года назад +8

      @@Maritime_Memories it's "we fight in the light so you can die in the dark" lmao you idiot

    • @o.b7398
      @o.b7398 3 года назад +1

      Originality through the roof today i see

  • @dr.muller3243
    @dr.muller3243 6 лет назад +4094

    Guard: “someone should make a video game on this”
    xD
    Edit: This the part where I thank you folks for all the reddit gold?

    • @fonky3332
      @fonky3332 6 лет назад +181

      Game is just a disquise to cover what really happened...

    • @xxponyo7332
      @xxponyo7332 6 лет назад +158

      CIA + FBI: Shit he knows too much!

    • @selectlol13
      @selectlol13 6 лет назад +95

      Fourth wall break

    • @potatoprinz
      @potatoprinz 6 лет назад +20

      I see a german SCP scientist

    • @edjjr7512
      @edjjr7512 6 лет назад +37

      The gard is an scp. OH SHIT!

  • @themooserabbitchannel14
    @themooserabbitchannel14 6 лет назад +945

    The guard broke the fourth wall

    • @vidroll3873
      @vidroll3873 6 лет назад +4

      X

    • @wolfboi7104
      @wolfboi7104 5 лет назад +17

      Yupppp "OH GOD DARN IT DONT BREAK THE FOURTH WALL OH FUCK SAKE WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!?" (I did say that irl)

    • @scp-001roblox3
      @scp-001roblox3 5 лет назад +16

      NO BREAKING FOURT WALL IN HALL

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 5 лет назад +4

      4th wall breaking is like the best thing ever in my opinion. Be it be in movies, tv shows, or games. Gotta love em

    • @SCP-hu8hm
      @SCP-hu8hm 5 лет назад +11

      "you don't have a girlfriend do you?"

  • @maxlab7707
    @maxlab7707 4 года назад +358

    5:51
    Get away from me!
    *proceeds to walk towards it*

    • @linc54
      @linc54 3 года назад +17

      Big brain

    • @roselimachado3458
      @roselimachado3458 3 года назад +11

      How its his vision? He thinks 096 is invisible LOL

    • @kayan5754
      @kayan5754 3 года назад +3

      Why didn't he run?

    • @A.204-w2d
      @A.204-w2d 3 года назад +8

      @@kayan5754 guard doesn’t have running programming

    • @theclaydino436
      @theclaydino436 3 года назад +14

      Hear me out, he was with another guard, and once he looked at 096, he said for the guard to get away, and closed the distance to 096 to avoid it escaping the area

  • @somerandomdude6962
    @somerandomdude6962 4 года назад +549

    Guard: I was thinking of writing a book about my exper-
    O5 council and every SCP: *No.*

    • @eevos6
      @eevos6 3 года назад +16

      The nice guard :.. Oooh. :(

    • @joaojonito3764
      @joaojonito3764 2 года назад +6

      @@eevos6 :(

    • @amongusboi2032
      @amongusboi2032 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@eevos6 that's dejecting.

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 5 лет назад +898

    "Please god help me"
    God: Shut up you guys already locked me up

    • @365daysofjewelry3
      @365daysofjewelry3 4 года назад +51

      He would help but he does like being contained

    • @vladimirtiffany
      @vladimirtiffany 4 года назад +31

      @@365daysofjewelry3 he can walk through walls
      Edit: don't woosh me because I understand it's a joke

    • @MundaneMinutes
      @MundaneMinutes 4 года назад +49

      He’s been willingly contained as they can’t truly contain him. He just kind of vibes there and can leave when he wants.

    • @qulipz5967
      @qulipz5967 4 года назад +3

      E that’s probably because everyone there is nice to him

    • @qulipz5967
      @qulipz5967 4 года назад +2

      Chirp *cri*

  • @Cloudroid27
    @Cloudroid27 4 года назад +289

    4:11
    "You know, that reminds me, someone should make a video game based on this place."
    *Wait, that's illegal-*

  • @philliplee4140
    @philliplee4140 6 лет назад +359

    I cri everytime I here the gard
    Rest in pepperonis Gard

  • @stachan24
    @stachan24 6 лет назад +270

    4:08 In this game, there is a reference on the game itself

    • @stachan24
      @stachan24 5 лет назад

      @ Yes I am, I now crossed to Deus Ex

    • @stachan24
      @stachan24 5 лет назад

      @DDRcollector571 Actually, I am a Bandit if you didn't figure outta my old naem :p

  • @DonutMotorsport
    @DonutMotorsport 4 года назад +484

    I feel bad for the guards man, just look at the final voice line...

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 года назад +61

      ulgrin got out. i wonder about his partner.

    • @Souflouz
      @Souflouz 3 года назад +11

      @@icedchqi Yeah me too

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 года назад +33

      @@Souflouz I really liked the guy.

    • @Souflouz
      @Souflouz 3 года назад +34

      @@icedchqi Same, he seemed to be a very nice person

    • @thelego6349
      @thelego6349 3 года назад

      what's the context?

  • @matssmaling7552
    @matssmaling7552 5 лет назад +432

    That crying sounded really realistic!
    Like it made me actually feel sorry for him

    • @kayan5754
      @kayan5754 3 года назад +17

      I fell very sad

    • @snappy4938
      @snappy4938 2 года назад +4

      why was he crying?

    • @joaojonito3764
      @joaojonito3764 2 года назад +1

      @@snappy4938 for this fuck life

    • @Generalmacka
      @Generalmacka 2 года назад +2

      Which scene

    • @woubus3684
      @woubus3684 2 года назад +38

      @@snappy4938 he’s in the middle of a security breach regarding several murderous entities

  • @staciebroomfield5293
    @staciebroomfield5293 6 лет назад +3979

    i feel bad for the suicide guard
    Hi, this is me from the future, I dont use this account at all now, and thanks for the likes, I just logged on one day, was turning on music to see a bunch of notifications, I checked and having 3.6 K likes and 133 replies, thanks a lot guys! In a span of 2 years this comment gets likes
    this is my mom's account, another thing from future me

    • @civilwarroblocks
      @civilwarroblocks 6 лет назад +160

      *O O F*

    • @eminepalak5914
      @eminepalak5914 6 лет назад +302

      I would suicide too if I saw a d boy on the toilet.

    • @SteveTasticAnimations
      @SteveTasticAnimations 6 лет назад +113

      @@eminepalak5914 he comitted suicide because he had depression

    • @drfre4400
      @drfre4400 6 лет назад +373

      @@SteveTasticAnimations He commited suicide because he was afraid of what was coming in the corner

    • @SteveTasticAnimations
      @SteveTasticAnimations 6 лет назад +41

      @@drfre4400 oh

  • @randomcriticizer4578
    @randomcriticizer4578 4 года назад +276

    i swear these 2 guards have more character than the ones in most modern films and they only talk for like 2 minutes

  • @Debzuk76
    @Debzuk76 6 лет назад +1278

    Who feels bad. For the suicide guard
    Edit: oof 956 likes thanks yall

  • @ghostlyboi996
    @ghostlyboi996 6 лет назад +485

    Guard: get away from me!!
    *Gets in the room with him*

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 5 лет назад +10

      Awoo Boi
      Slowly...very slowly slides next to him

    • @LucaShutz
      @LucaShutz 5 лет назад +18

      He was trying to get out, actually.

    • @lcdream4213
      @lcdream4213 5 лет назад +2

      When I saw that I fucking cried XD

    • @nutofwisdom791
      @nutofwisdom791 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @TheGuy-yk1ut
      @TheGuy-yk1ut 5 лет назад +10

      He knew if he went any further outside the room then it would only cause more death because of fleeing personnel.

  • @pianocashew4520
    @pianocashew4520 3 года назад +102

    “No offense but I already lost interest in what you’re taking about” this man is the most honest person I’ve met and he’s not even REAL

  • @sfsvdbjhddhz2344
    @sfsvdbjhddhz2344 4 года назад +194

    Guard: "I'm trying to be polite about this."
    Also guard: "I'm gonna kick your a$$"

  • @sal3131
    @sal3131 5 лет назад +804

    Well, actually, I'm planning on writing a book about my exper-
    *Yeah, look, no offense but I've already lost interest in what you're talking about.*

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +3

      Sal the D class is me. Everyone i know is the guard. Thats straight up what its like for me daily.

    • @kalvinpratama4828
      @kalvinpratama4828 4 года назад +6

      @@coolsceegaming6178 Actually they are both guards.

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад

      @@kalvinpratama4828 either way no one cares.

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 года назад +1

      @@coolsceegaming6178 ah, so you're the only one listening to whatever uninteresting topic they say but can't speak something about how boring they are.

    • @FiqFake157
      @FiqFake157 4 года назад

      Sounds like Todoroki or Sasuke

  • @G3nshin_Play3r_08
    @G3nshin_Play3r_08 3 года назад +72

    1:58 If you turn up the volume, you can hear another guard saying “uh...ok?”

    • @YESHaunts
      @YESHaunts Год назад +9

      It’s the shy guy he was talking to

    • @Mrfrostbeast64
      @Mrfrostbeast64 Год назад +3

      That's ulgrin's partner

  • @theonlineitalian213soldacc6
    @theonlineitalian213soldacc6 6 лет назад +273

    4:10 No breaking the fourth wall in the halls.

    • @ShosinMelotic
      @ShosinMelotic 5 лет назад +12

      15 seconds, 173 for you, when will you learn

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 5 лет назад +4

      DUDE WTF I JUST GOT A BALDI NOTIFS

    • @drained.
      @drained. 5 лет назад +4

      Detention for u

    • @Alex-uq1el
      @Alex-uq1el 5 лет назад +3

      30 seconds, 173 for you. The O5 Council will hear about this one!

    • @redactedgamer1975
      @redactedgamer1975 5 лет назад

      Oh come on!

  • @iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856
    @iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856 5 лет назад +130

    4:11 bruh this guy can tell the future!

    • @furociousarts
      @furociousarts 4 года назад +5

      Maybe he be an SCP too

    • @linc54
      @linc54 3 года назад +6

      He just thought it was a cool idea

    • @roselimachado3458
      @roselimachado3458 3 года назад

      THE GAME AUTHOR WRITED THIS LINE WITH IT'S OWN VOICE

    • @The-cu1ke
      @The-cu1ke 3 года назад +2

      @@roselimachado3458 r/wooosh

  • @RianDewa45
    @RianDewa45 4 года назад +260

    7:00 When you can't take a math test then give up

    • @brunomachadopereira12
      @brunomachadopereira12 10 месяцев назад +1

      Relatable. I hate math. Math is the hardest subject for me.

    • @VenatariHendarian
      @VenatariHendarian 9 месяцев назад

      @@brunomachadopereira12I can agree.

    • @southernbrain691
      @southernbrain691 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@brunomachadopereira12boss battle: √25 × 5

    • @loganmeyer1069
      @loganmeyer1069 6 месяцев назад

      @@southernbrain691true the only good math problem is any problem with “x 0”at the end of it

  • @Breakcorist00
    @Breakcorist00 5 лет назад +243

    in 1:58 its actaully saying: "Uh okay!" in the background very quiet

  • @antonioruiz7715
    @antonioruiz7715 6 лет назад +164

    "oh and by the way.." *pulls out document of 173

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 5 лет назад +3

      Antonio Ruiz
      *high pitched hissing ensues*

    • @anthonynatan
      @anthonynatan 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 лет назад

      @@AccessDenied20078 Are you against 173?

    • @duck3892
      @duck3892 4 года назад +1

      @@seantaggart7382 yes in the termination log and in one story 682 is afraid of our favorite peanut boi. The story is Those Who Remain, I recon you should check it out

    • @exec_tioner
      @exec_tioner 4 года назад

      Thats newer and this is outdated

  • @Storyteller543
    @Storyteller543 4 года назад +262

    I really hope uldrin survived, he's such a great character.

    • @LunarEmerald
      @LunarEmerald 4 года назад +15

      i think he got killed by 096

    • @grindings9460
      @grindings9460 3 года назад +24

      @@LunarEmerald nope that was his partner ultgrin was in the office with the scientist escaping 173

    • @agentulgrin2923
      @agentulgrin2923 3 года назад +9

      @@grindings9460 It was?! I don’t think it is. My partner does not sound like him!

    • @grindings9460
      @grindings9460 3 года назад +5

      @@agentulgrin2923 it is,you can hear the fear and trying to react like his partner

    • @agentulgrin2923
      @agentulgrin2923 3 года назад +2

      @@grindings9460 wait was it like in the game files?

  • @Saalvage
    @Saalvage  5 лет назад +144

    If you want to support me financially you can now do so directly through RUclips! Just click on the Join Button!

  • @elrisitas10
    @elrisitas10 6 лет назад +444

    6:10 typical Secret Laboratory gameplay for Guards)

    • @PlanetChris
      @PlanetChris 6 лет назад +9

      So true

    • @ricecrack2058
      @ricecrack2058 6 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @Condor4R
      @Condor4R 6 лет назад +74

      Yeah but I would be pretty fuckin scared if there were neck breaking and noclipping dudes flying around with the intention to kill me.

    • @v0id_jpeg
      @v0id_jpeg 6 лет назад +27

      @@Condor4R noclipping dudes lmfao

    • @Bartek-qz7bc
      @Bartek-qz7bc 6 лет назад +3

      tru

  • @whotookmypuddingcup4131
    @whotookmypuddingcup4131 4 года назад +87

    "Look dude, I already hate my job, why are you making it more difficult for me"
    That's got to be a mood for someone.

  • @peppermintthearcticfox
    @peppermintthearcticfox 4 года назад +97

    5:16 When you wake up in the morning and see that you’re late for work/school.

  • @iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856
    @iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856 5 лет назад +647

    Tuna Casserole
    Object Class: Apollyon
    Discusting and Awful

    • @garfieldcat622
      @garfieldcat622 4 года назад +38

      To Add on to that just for fun | SCP-6394 | Object Class: Appolyon | Special Containment Procedures | SCP-6394 is to be kept in a 11 x 11 x 11 x 11 steel cube with no doors. the object is not allowed to be interacted with at any time, the only times the object is allowed to be interacted with is with d-class when doing research. Description | SCP-6394 is a whole piece of tuna casserole. the object is reported to be harmless for a while. but after touching it test subjects begin to feel very. very dizzy and almost like they are poisoned. several minutes later
      83.9% of subjects are reported to grow a slimey substance around their skin and a high amount of growth followed by enhanced strength, enhanced speed. and enhanced well. repulsiveness. The summary of the object is whenever a subject touches the piece of tuna casserole they turn into a "tuna casserole monster" basically and they can easily break out of the facility with the enhanced speed and strength. END LINE |
      I may update this comment but for now ill leave it at this xD

    • @thankthank2352
      @thankthank2352 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @saturizedGoats
      @saturizedGoats 4 года назад +11

      @@garfieldcat622 apollion is uncontainable, and so tuna casserole

    • @vallore.arcana
      @vallore.arcana 4 года назад +6

      Tuna Casserole needs to be exterminated as soon as possible

    • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
      @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 4 года назад +5

      SCP-666.3-J
      Object Class: Oh its a keter.
      Description: This tuna casserole is an absolute abomination.
      Special Containment Procedures: All tuna casseroles created are to be incinerated, the ash is to be eaten by 682, and then 682 is to have a termination attempt.

  • @nov_icee
    @nov_icee 2 года назад +49

    I love the fact that there's a dialogue even after your death in the intro. Even the other guard's utter confusion and PTSD at what he just witnessed.

  • @justsomerandomdudepassingb9094
    @justsomerandomdudepassingb9094 5 лет назад +153

    The guard is actually a cool guy to be friends with

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 3 года назад +16

      No he just likes fighting people and talking about pizza

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 года назад +3

      Yep

    • @Name56784
      @Name56784 3 года назад +3

      @@ps92809 Just like he said, a cool guy

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 3 года назад +2

      @@Name56784 ya i guess your right

  • @jjj05021
    @jjj05021 6 лет назад +167

    0:15 when my dad says that when time to go school

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 5 лет назад +6

      general Douglas MCARTHUR
      But dad I don’t waaaaaaaanaaaaaa

    • @joviviz
      @joviviz 5 лет назад +9

      4:29 this is mine after driving me to school

  • @Npc02151
    @Npc02151 3 года назад +46

    Tuna: "exists"
    Guard 1: DAMN I'M JUST COMING FOR THE PIZZA

  • @dundy7691
    @dundy7691 4 года назад +55

    2:05: When you Flirting the Guard makes him think that your Gay

  • @theholyburrito7892
    @theholyburrito7892 5 лет назад +100

    3:28 my friend talking to me after 10 minutes of silences

    • @linc54
      @linc54 3 года назад +6

      “Is it that obvious?”

    • @xXGGXx-zg9ec
      @xXGGXx-zg9ec 8 месяцев назад

      @@linc54 well, I’m definitely not a mind reader otherwise I’d be locked up in this place, so yeah I’d say it’s pretty damn obvious (I don’t actually mean this, I’m just repeating what he said)

    • @deantheperfect
      @deantheperfect 3 месяца назад

      ​@@xXGGXx-zg9ecWell, how am I supposed to get a girlfriend anyway when I have this job?

  • @randomman4407
    @randomman4407 3 года назад +38

    2:22
    Staff: you’ve got to be the dumbest security guard we’ve ever have!

  • @TheTOGKReal
    @TheTOGKReal 5 лет назад +41

    2:53
    "Look, no offense, but I've already lost interest in what you're talking about."

    • @YESHaunts
      @YESHaunts Год назад +3

      I felt so bad for that guy 😢

  • @gjmarco71
    @gjmarco71 5 лет назад +70

    At 4:08, Guard is breaking the 4th Wall! Just like Deadpool!

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 4 года назад +3

      Yes, because is the only one that can do that.

  • @brianthebettergamer5158
    @brianthebettergamer5158 4 года назад +62

    0:45 this one makes me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @Hamburh.
    @Hamburh. 5 лет назад +77

    Rip all the guard
    They just work for a pizza

  • @ninetailedfox1447
    @ninetailedfox1447 6 лет назад +274

    4:11 *THERE IS!!!!!!!*

  • @brianthebettergamer5158
    @brianthebettergamer5158 4 года назад +56

    3:53 this make me laugh when he says ketchup and the hole thing also 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @mortenbund1219
    @mortenbund1219 6 лет назад +98

    1:18 MEN OF THE 9TH AND CIVILIANS TOO!
    DISPOSED SURRENDERING TO THE WEST

    • @fireengie8488
      @fireengie8488 6 лет назад +4

      FUCKING HELL THAT WAS BUGGING ME FOR SO LONG I WAS WONDERING WHERE I HEARD THAT LINE FROM THANK YOU

    • @whitewomanjumpscare.9848
      @whitewomanjumpscare.9848 6 лет назад +3

      Sabaton-Hearts of Iron. You’re welcome.

    • @GruntsAreWin
      @GruntsAreWin 5 лет назад +3

      NICHT EIN SCHLACHT EIN RETTUNGSAKTION

    • @YankeeNoBrim
      @YankeeNoBrim 5 лет назад +2

      This made my day! Thank you!

  • @musicbyalexYT
    @musicbyalexYT 4 года назад +20

    "The only reason I still come here is for the pizza. I don't know what it is about that pizza, but it's delicious."
    "Tuna casserole on the other hand is a disgusting abomination, and it should be locked up in here with the rest of these freaks."

  • @s0phiehu
    @s0phiehu 4 года назад +67

    5:07 Why does this security guard sound like Satan

  • @OddMobileWatcher
    @OddMobileWatcher 5 лет назад +42

    3:09 Guess that's before the SCP that makes endless pizza.

  • @karskpizza8518
    @karskpizza8518 5 лет назад +143

    4:56 HEY,SCAREDY CAT!

  • @no_vex
    @no_vex 3 года назад +28

    "Somebody should make a video game about this place."
    *Oh, the irony.*

  • @agiwithaname3192
    @agiwithaname3192 6 лет назад +146

    4:09 What the...HES BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!

    • @jaroslavhorak4527
      @jaroslavhorak4527 6 лет назад +19

      Legends say, he survived and made a video game, where he is saying he should make a video game.

    • @d.t.w1390
      @d.t.w1390 6 лет назад +1

      @@jaroslavhorak4527 Lol That's true

    • @Anno888
      @Anno888 6 лет назад +2

      DON'T WORRY SOLIDER
      Erecting tactical 9x9 meters huge fucking wall
      #############################################################################################
      there, now there's a 5th wall

    • @vidroll3873
      @vidroll3873 6 лет назад

      X

    • @drfont1505
      @drfont1505 5 лет назад

      Welcome to the joke

  • @triangulum8869
    @triangulum8869 5 лет назад +162

    4:57 his voice lowers way down jesus

  • @brendanwillette9745
    @brendanwillette9745 3 года назад +23

    6:10 if you could probably help that guard a lot of people would

  • @flamable2047
    @flamable2047 5 лет назад +41

    Is it just me or is the voice acting in this game the greatest voice acting in any game, I love listening to the voices, the voice actors did an amazing job.

    • @АндрогинЙао
      @АндрогинЙао 2 года назад +1

      yea im amazed too, the game is shit, but the voice acting is better than in modern games/movies lol

    • @xiooallarex
      @xiooallarex Год назад

      @@АндрогинЙао its not , your just not used to old games like this.

    • @АндрогинЙао
      @АндрогинЙао Год назад

      @@xiooallarex it's not actually an old game, it was released only in 2012. And I'm actually a huge fan of old games such as Half-Life 1, far cry 1, swat and so on.

  • @gyranos716
    @gyranos716 6 лет назад +50

    There's a chance, that you can hear Agent Ulgrin talking to ...Dr. L i think? on the radio so he most likely made it out. I don't know about the other one

    • @VoIkov
      @VoIkov 6 лет назад +3

      I think the other one is the suicide guard

    • @bootcloset8270
      @bootcloset8270 6 лет назад +6

      Agent ulgrin got out of the facility with security chief Franklin (the guy at scp 173s chamber) and they got out right after it all started

    • @LucaShutz
      @LucaShutz 6 лет назад +1

      No, that isn't Agent Ulgrin, probably the same voice actor.

    • @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23
      @dsmvmdsmsdmsd23 6 лет назад +1

      @@bootcloset8270 it be cool to encounter agent ulgrin after he left 173

    • @officerulgrimfromscp6653
      @officerulgrimfromscp6653 5 лет назад +1

      @@LucaShutz it is

  • @ivory231
    @ivory231 Год назад +12

    Ulgrin is one of the best characters, his radio voicelines, in person voicelines, and the fact that he most likely survived even at ground zero is crazy

  • @im.koyami
    @im.koyami 4 года назад +39

    What girls want: boys and tik tok
    What boys want: girls
    What security guards want: **Listen, if youre not going to do this im going to punch you in the face**

  • @DeputyHermann
    @DeputyHermann 6 лет назад +314

    Someone said a thery that Ulgrin is C.I.
    1. Ulgrin doesnt have problem to kill him for not cooperating. Like others and NTF.
    2. Some guards survived, not only him.
    3. Agent Ulgrin is just... Cool.
    Holy. I got 38 laikz

    • @BankerPaul
      @BankerPaul 6 лет назад +24

      This makes no sense.
      "Ulgrin doesn't have a problem killing him." Who? D-9341? Of course he wouldn't! No one in the Foundation would! They're disposable!"
      "Other guards survived, not only him."
      ??????????????!?!??!!??!?
      And just because he's not the only one who survived means that he's a CI spy?!?! What?!?!?!?!?!?
      How does that make any sense to you at all?!??!
      And yeah, I get that he's cool, but he isn't THAT cool.

    • @Slendermən
      @Slendermən 6 лет назад +11

      Bruh that's a terrible theory.

    • @vidroll3873
      @vidroll3873 6 лет назад +3

      Well the D boiz die anyway In one month and also EVERYONE IS WILLING TO KILL A D BOI NOT ONLY AGENT ULGRIN

    • @hamsterdam.
      @hamsterdam. 5 лет назад

      No is agent is cool

    • @officerulgrimfromscp6653
      @officerulgrimfromscp6653 5 лет назад +1

      @@Slendermən It is,because I aint an CI spy

  • @passive_catalyst6793
    @passive_catalyst6793 3 года назад +17

    Ulgrin: "Somebody should make a video game outta place."
    D-9341: *laughs inside head*

  • @xanthousfishjeretuna9778
    @xanthousfishjeretuna9778 6 лет назад +114

    Look dude, I already hate my job, why you making it more difficult for me?

    • @AccessDenied20078
      @AccessDenied20078 5 лет назад +5

      Xanthous Fish Jeretuna
      Who knew being a MTF sucks. I thought it was great because you get to punch D-class in the face and have pizza days

    • @ian7897
      @ian7897 5 лет назад +6

      @@AccessDenied20078 s e c u r i t y d e p a r m e n t

    • @bcfcbluenose8812
      @bcfcbluenose8812 4 года назад

      @@AccessDenied20078 he isn't mtf

    • @xxiSHTAr9000x
      @xxiSHTAr9000x 4 года назад +1

      @@AccessDenied20078 what the fuck? First Mal0 (SCP-1471) and now SCP-682? What SCP isn't in the comment section! Who's next? SCP-079!?!
      I mean that as a joke by the way.

  • @Gmk4667
    @Gmk4667 4 года назад +18

    “You know, someone should make a video game about this place” nice 4th wall break

  • @idkbro5740
    @idkbro5740 4 года назад +82

    4:12 SD:”They should make a game about this place”
    Me: “Jackass You are in the game”

    • @ProstoVeresk
      @ProstoVeresk 4 года назад +7

      The name is Ulgrin

    • @solid4_TF2
      @solid4_TF2 3 года назад

      @@ProstoVeresk bruh

    • @Ririannana
      @Ririannana 3 года назад

      He doesn't know dumbass

    • @sup_a
      @sup_a 3 года назад

      thats the joke

    • @Ririannana
      @Ririannana 3 года назад

      @@sup_a well it's rude and not funny

  • @feliscape
    @feliscape 4 года назад +33

    These are probably my favourite voicelines from containment breach

  • @starplatinum8236
    @starplatinum8236 4 года назад +78

    “If you don’t step out of the cell I’ll kick your ass”.
    This guard tho-

  • @newagederpderp
    @newagederpderp 4 года назад +102

    “Someone should make a video gsme based on this place.”
    WAIT A FU-

    • @sirwaggington7707
      @sirwaggington7707 4 года назад +2

      Lol I've never heard him say that

    • @newagederpderp
      @newagederpderp 4 года назад +4

      @@sirwaggington7707 I did after stepping out of the chamber too early and getting destroyed by a P90

    • @sirwaggington7707
      @sirwaggington7707 4 года назад

      @@newagederpderp lmao

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 4 года назад +3

      CB devs: *already 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @donovanduke6594
      @donovanduke6594 4 года назад

      *"target terminated"*

  • @plaguedoctor752
    @plaguedoctor752 4 года назад +75

    1:53 The Guards voice just goes so deep, it just goes: 📉📉📉

    • @stormbarnett5644
      @stormbarnett5644 3 года назад +17

      I think you were losing your life then so he sounds different

    • @Ririannana
      @Ririannana 3 года назад +2

      XDIDJDJEJEJEJE

    • @ScarOne314
      @ScarOne314 Год назад +4

      You can also hear a faint "Uhhhh, okay?" at the end of it.

    • @AlexTheGreatAnimation
      @AlexTheGreatAnimation Год назад +3

      Get somebody else then.

  • @oofman3317
    @oofman3317 4 года назад +7

    Security guard: I'm planning about writing about my experience
    05 Council: My nigga that's a no no

  • @bigsmoke5598
    @bigsmoke5598 3 года назад +35

    6:28 i feel bad for him

  • @mapconpopcorn
    @mapconpopcorn 5 лет назад +49

    4:15 Is he breaking the 4th wall?

  • @klackin4205
    @klackin4205 5 лет назад +16

    “I think it’s tuna casserole today.”
    *”O H, G O D D A M N I T.”*

  • @paunero1620
    @paunero1620 4 года назад +15

    I don't know but I love it when agent ulgrin says he would love for them to make a game about that place

    • @leninethgames
      @leninethgames 3 года назад +3

      Well, yeah its preety ironic, since they are already in a videogame lol

  • @bighatchad1234
    @bighatchad1234 5 лет назад +13

    4:08 " so uhh you ever just break the fourth wall for no reason?"

  • @nopechy
    @nopechy 5 лет назад +26

    Is everyone forgetting that one guard that gets pushed down he stairs in 895's room?

  • @silly_goobie
    @silly_goobie 3 года назад +15

    I like how the escort voicelines go to serious to: “look, dude, I already hate my job.”

  • @ninetailedfox1447
    @ninetailedfox1447 6 лет назад +33

    6:10 - 7:24
    *"Holy s███. He's dead! What the F███!?"*

  • @slivers7738
    @slivers7738 6 лет назад +24

    Guard ' Don't Try Anything Stupid '
    Me Runz Away And Hugz A Nine Tailed Fox ' IM STUPID '
    End My Suffering

  • @thegoldenarchers8564
    @thegoldenarchers8564 4 года назад +14

    "Of course, it's your first day working here"
    "Actually, we've been working together for five (5) months)"