The Hentai Incident - Campfire Stories

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  • @addo4164
    @addo4164 5 лет назад +6827

    Mike's childhood porn:
    There was this VHS of BDSM
    Zach's childhood porn:
    HENTAI!!... But not tentacles, that's later.

  • @GalacticLimes
    @GalacticLimes 5 лет назад +3022

    It was on this day that the terms "Tifa" "cat tail" and "hentai" spiked up in Google's search results.

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 года назад +19

      138

    • @xishieh
      @xishieh 4 года назад +9

      NateBit8 is this is a code for nh

    • @Okuni_
      @Okuni_ 4 года назад +64

      @@xishieh 289248

    • @tjoin8526
      @tjoin8526 4 года назад +24

      bro wtf why you gotta make me sad

    • @decal4707
      @decal4707 4 года назад +32

      Joseph Pradhana God that was a depressing read. 0/10 no fap

  • @MichaMundy
    @MichaMundy 5 лет назад +2693

    Ahh i see that zach likes wholesome vanilla hentai too, truly a man of culture

    • @MichaMundy
      @MichaMundy 5 лет назад +67

      Oh and zach the big fat guy is called ugly bastard, fitting really

    • @masonwithee6831
      @masonwithee6831 4 года назад +31

      Profile pic checks out

    • @crash-ew6hw
      @crash-ew6hw 4 года назад +6

      volvox have some pretty good ones

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +77

      Consensual sex is best sex.

    • @kremitkool5142
      @kremitkool5142 4 года назад +34

      Goddam I hate when ur just going to town watching a really good hentai. I'm talking like great art, great animation, and huge badonkadonkers. But there's got to be a fat dumbass ugly bastard who got control of a pocket watch which mind controls every female. AND THE WORST PART IS WHEN YOU TRY TO IGNORE THEM AND FOCUS ON THE GIRL BUT NOOOOOO, THEY GOTTA ZOOM IN ON THEIR UGLY FACE. INSTANT FLACCIDNESS

  • @Blank55600
    @Blank55600 4 года назад +4611

    Hentai summed up in 4 phases.
    Aw these two are in love
    Who's this fat guy?
    What's happening?
    NOOOOOO

    • @veliustactics9133
      @veliustactics9133 4 года назад +256

      @@anon1403 Thanksfully, most of the good sites have a tag for that so you can exclude it... just like the NTR tag and Scat.

    • @eracer166
      @eracer166 4 года назад +82

      NTR be like.

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 4 года назад +112

      "your silence will only incriminate you farther. Mr Simpson what are you doing!? Get back get back! Don't take your anger out on me! NOOOOOOOOO!"

    • @notinsane4165
      @notinsane4165 4 года назад +20

      Yeah.... luckily I know how to purge memories, but yeah....

    • @suracha8130
      @suracha8130 4 года назад +23

      @@notinsane4165 TEACH ME

  • @gasmaskgaming9343
    @gasmaskgaming9343 5 лет назад +3666

    “It’s called hentai and it’s art” - Zach

    • @mrivarv17
      @mrivarv17 4 года назад +8

      Nah it's child porn in 9/10 cases.

    • @tatsuhirosatou5513
      @tatsuhirosatou5513 4 года назад +31

      @@mrivarv17 we have been over this in court if its not a real child its art.

    • @mrivarv17
      @mrivarv17 4 года назад +8

      @@tatsuhirosatou5513 nope.

    • @archosauropre-historico8708
      @archosauropre-historico8708 4 года назад +26

      @@mrivarv17 NOOO SHE'S OVER 9000 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE

    • @ClassicaI
      @ClassicaI 4 года назад +6

      @@mrivarv17 its not but ok

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 4 года назад +721

    I’m not surprised that Zach’s brain kind of blanked the memory of it out, because a hentai incident is *always* a traumatic experience. I remember that for *my* hentai incident, I got home from school to find my mom and stepdad both standing in the kitchen staring at me. Then I saw the 2-inch green binder on the kitchen counter. The same 2-inch green binder that I kept hidden between the box spring and the mattress of my bed. The same 2-inch green binder that was *completely filled* with meticulously organized hentai.
    That made me believe that people fainting from shock might actually be a real thing, because I was so horrifyingly embarrassed that I felt really dizzy and then just sort of half-sat, half-fell onto the kitchen floor.
    And then it turned out that they didn’t hate me for being a disgusting, morally degenerate filth-creature. No! This is 2006, we’re enlightened parents, we understand and accept that our pubescent son is going to be a mindless horn-beast from time to time.
    No, what they took issue with was that I had printed off almost *Two Hundred and Fifty* pages of *Full-Color* hentai. Because my dick kept draining too much blood out of my brain for me to think “hmm, they’ll probably wonder what happened to ALL THAT GODDAMN INK AND PAPER”.
    No, for real. They made me work my ass off around the house to pay off all the ink and paper, but they gave absolutely zero fucks about what I’d used it for. Fucking *weird,* man.

    • @ItsAndy985
      @ItsAndy985 2 года назад +42

      But do you still have the binder?

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 2 года назад +83

      @@ItsAndy985 I’m almost positive I still have it, it’s just buried somewhere in my closet or the basement.

    • @BolasMinion
      @BolasMinion 2 года назад +54

      @@willrogers3793 This small exchange sounds like a Mike & Zach exchange, ngl

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 2 года назад

      you see: cum is free, hentai is sometimes free, but ink is very expensive.

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 2 года назад +56

      And then they said "for every 5 dollars you earn you can print 1 page of hentai" because they know the truth - the grind must continue

  • @HereticalKitsune
    @HereticalKitsune 5 лет назад +1855

    The most dreaded words. "We need to talk to you."

    • @Pebbles-vs5bo
      @Pebbles-vs5bo 5 лет назад +12

      Yes

    • @MischiefMewPKMN
      @MischiefMewPKMN 5 лет назад +38

      Worse "We aren't mad, just disappointed"

    • @theillegal2350
      @theillegal2350 4 года назад +25

      Son we need to have a chat.....
      Me: jumps outta of moving vehicle

    • @ki113rkkrclips9
      @ki113rkkrclips9 4 года назад +5

      My dad said I need to talk to you so I go outside with him and all he wanted was to know if he should sell his chevy

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 4 года назад +6

      Even as an adult, those words strike terror into me.

  • @merumerudayo
    @merumerudayo 5 лет назад +1366

    Today I learned: Zach is a vanilla hentai kind of guy, and he hates ntr

    • @SirBladewind
      @SirBladewind 4 года назад +227

      Everyone sane hates NTR

    • @masonwithee6831
      @masonwithee6831 4 года назад +114

      Who doesn’t fucking hate ntr

    • @tatsuhirosatou5513
      @tatsuhirosatou5513 4 года назад +16

      @@masonwithee6831 it can be ok if done right.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 4 года назад +4

      What's NTR?

    • @anegwa
      @anegwa 4 года назад +6

      Im so glad the responses are people who hate it

  • @nathangreen4893
    @nathangreen4893 5 лет назад +2963

    I see that Zack and Mike Hate NTR too as I'd expect of all rational thinking people

    • @bigjohnny9759
      @bigjohnny9759 5 лет назад +165

      For real who could watch these besides cucks and people who go after married people like the pieces of crap they are.

    • @HAKIEMLIKES69
      @HAKIEMLIKES69 5 лет назад +216

      Vanilla fo life yo

    • @HAKIEMLIKES69
      @HAKIEMLIKES69 5 лет назад +74

      @@Zach_Hazard ah a man of culture

    • @Cynic_6489
      @Cynic_6489 4 года назад +68

      VANILLA GANG

    • @C_0_N
      @C_0_N 4 года назад +12

      What is NTR?

  • @javidaderson
    @javidaderson 5 лет назад +930

    just make a podcast already, dog damn that was amazing

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 5 лет назад +1663

    Zach’s Hentai Hour is precisely the kind of podcast the world needs

    • @grsimpson3957
      @grsimpson3957 4 года назад +8

      Zach's Hentai Hour beats Ariel Helwani's MMA Hour

    • @luther3730
      @luther3730 4 года назад +18

      I never knew I needed something so much in my life until you said this.

    • @CT-1902
      @CT-1902 2 года назад +11

      We need to get a petition going to have him do the hentai hour. I would sit through this just to hear his critical opinions of certain things and certain artists it would be so fucking hilarious and yet so unironically interesting

    • @maddoxstryker3183
      @maddoxstryker3183 2 года назад +3

      I completely agree with everyone here

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 2 года назад +2

      It sounds absolutely grand

  • @ghilliem.g.5824
    @ghilliem.g.5824 4 года назад +180

    "she covered herself in spaghetti sauce...S E N T U A L L Y"

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 3 года назад +1

      Real talk how tf would anyone wanna watch that

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 5 лет назад +4631

    I see your a Man Of Culture too Zack.

    • @isseisato1689
      @isseisato1689 5 лет назад +151

      He mentioned he has a shoebill body pillow

    • @sirknave4794
      @sirknave4794 4 года назад +19

      420 likes

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 года назад +31

      It's actually Zach...
      But I also went through a similar situation...

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 4 года назад +40

      Tifa Lockhart, truly a patrician taste

    • @wladimirgromkov2506
      @wladimirgromkov2506 4 года назад +11

      Well Zack is a Final Fantasy 7 Character too

  • @MaximumHeresey
    @MaximumHeresey 5 лет назад +540

    Zach : "IT'S NOT FEET!"
    1:13
    D O U B T

    • @nateseed2858
      @nateseed2858 5 лет назад +12

      Press x to doubt

    • @yeah4710
      @yeah4710 4 года назад +7

      *lick*

    • @derekstone7426
      @derekstone7426 4 года назад +14

      Haha, thought it was funny he went the foot and shoe hentai route; I guess it's the most youtube friendly option XD

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 4 года назад +3

      X

    • @FeverTheHeretic
      @FeverTheHeretic 3 года назад +3

      If Mike edited the video, he knew exactly what he was doing with those pages

  • @anaxolotl4625
    @anaxolotl4625 5 лет назад +565

    Zack is probably the only kid who's come down stairs and got excited to see his parents standing in the living room holding a shotgun

  • @Iugtyps
    @Iugtyps 4 года назад +225

    “I remember tifa with a fox tail going places,and the tentacles.....later”

  • @Bug1727
    @Bug1727 5 лет назад +1384

    I need Zach's Hentai Hour podcast.

    • @crowbird0540
      @crowbird0540 3 года назад +5

      Okay was just thinking about this, yes. Thank you year old commenter, this is a good idea

    • @Bug1727
      @Bug1727 3 года назад +2

      @@crowbird0540 You're welcome : )

    • @jamesrichardii9075
      @jamesrichardii9075 3 года назад +2

      I agree as well

    • @Ghost-ns8vs
      @Ghost-ns8vs 3 года назад +2

      Good news there's a podcast sadly no hentai but it's still great

  • @lidla2008
    @lidla2008 2 года назад +101

    Mike, I want you to know...
    "75% of the sex is GUY" is the reason I spent 45 minutes taking apart and cleaning my keyboard.

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 2 года назад +2

      Explain

    • @faux1357
      @faux1357 Год назад +8

      ​@Operleutnant probably laughed so hard mucas came out of his nose. It's happened to me before

  • @gojira7824
    @gojira7824 5 лет назад +434

    Zach should have told his parents "It's called Hentai, and it's art"

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +6

      It's only the most pristine export of Japan.

    • @Morfeucomvoce
      @Morfeucomvoce 5 лет назад +1

      That is exactly what I thought!!

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/TPtdJTrLNHw/видео.html
      Literally Zach

    • @randomstranger_3
      @randomstranger_3 4 года назад +2

      That... would’ve give more questions than answers.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 3 года назад

      @@TheRedstoneNarcissist
      A youtube video

  • @coolcat001100
    @coolcat001100 4 года назад +343

    6:08
    Can someone who's in contact with Zach please tell him about r/adorablehentai? It'll pretty much solve all his problems in one fell swoop.

  • @applesfromthegroundsir3009
    @applesfromthegroundsir3009 5 лет назад +539

    Knowing that a man with an itchy trigger finger and really into guns got me thinking *was he watching gun henti*

    • @klafsen
      @klafsen 5 лет назад +73

      Girls Frontline...

    • @thenorthbear2445
      @thenorthbear2445 5 лет назад +11

      is this a thing?

    • @danieldavis8228
      @danieldavis8228 5 лет назад +12

      Jangles The War Pilot I’ve noticed online with anime pfp’s and their obsession with guns. Really weird stuff.

    • @thenorthbear2445
      @thenorthbear2445 5 лет назад +15

      @@danieldavis8228 i dont like anime what so ever but i do have a unhealthy obsession with guns

    • @noplesnono9656
      @noplesnono9656 5 лет назад +25

      @@thenorthbear2445 good sir yes that actually exists and china made guns into anime girls *and halp i've been saying ump45 is my wife for months now*

  • @SaucelessSauce
    @SaucelessSauce 4 года назад +155

    "It's crazy how much porn runs the universe"
    Words spoken by a true prophet

    • @ShootingStarNeo
      @ShootingStarNeo 2 года назад +3

      As the old proverb goes, “🎶the internet is for porn🎶”.

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 2 года назад +2

      the prophet of truth does not lie

  • @banzaiperson
    @banzaiperson 5 лет назад +1692

    Nice touch, making them all feet-related. As we all know, Zach has a foot fetish.

  • @SamusV4
    @SamusV4 4 года назад +68

    Oh god I can only imagine how pissed young Zach's parents were at how much printer cartridge ink that was used...

  • @colinmasterson666
    @colinmasterson666 5 лет назад +1086

    Zach at 6:00: “This is a real thing, it’s one of my favorite ones.”
    Me 00.01% of a second later: *Breaths in* “Zach. I have one thing to say to you… Sauce, please!”

    • @Vaelosh466
      @Vaelosh466 5 лет назад +89

      It's all over that one girl.

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @jimjames4823
      @jimjames4823 5 лет назад +99

      I think this is it or at least similar hanime.tv/videos/hentai/ojou-sama-yomeiri-kousou-1

    • @hmdragon1638
      @hmdragon1638 5 лет назад +23

      @@jimjames4823 this better not be a virus.

    • @jimjames4823
      @jimjames4823 5 лет назад +89

      @@hmdragon1638 how dare you, I'm offended, I merely want show others the joyous sights of Nipon

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 4 года назад +170

    7:30
    NTR. The scourge of all sane individuals everywhere.
    The more I learn about Zach the more I like him. He loves guns, video games, and Offbrand, and he hates NTR. I fully approve.

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 3 года назад +4

      “Offbrand”
      I like fox-girl Offbrand the best.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 3 года назад +4

      @@liamgriffin218 Fox-Girls Are Better, after all.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 2 года назад +5

      Even us crazies hate that shit.
      To be fair though, some crazies are into bug impreg so...
      I am too, _but with many conditions and restrictions_ that bring it back to "monster" people, or no humans.
      Case in point, Hollow Knight! Go play it, it's a great metroidvania.
      They're "minimalist" bug people, not enough unsexy or repulsive details in the common art to disgust or disturb me. And the few arts that _do_ go for the details are almost entirely avoid those repulsive details.
      Exactly unlike what you'd normally get when looking through insect hentai. Which is why I don't search hentai sites for bug themed things.
      Xenomorph stuff is a thematically mixed bag, as you should expect from a horror franchise that uses sexual characteristics to amplify the horror by eluding to r*pe. Thankfully the horror aspect has died down into only fear boner territory. The one time rule of majority is in my favor in any sense not involving hundreds of physical dice.

  • @kainewolfe9855
    @kainewolfe9855 5 лет назад +435

    The worst thing to hear from your parents "we need to talk"

    • @jacobr6712
      @jacobr6712 5 лет назад +5

      For real

    • @RedShocktrooperRST
      @RedShocktrooperRST 4 года назад +5

      Especially when they use your full name. And I mean your FULL name. First, middle if you have it, last.

    • @doomwarrior8102
      @doomwarrior8102 4 года назад +2

      @@RedShocktrooperRST I have two middle names so the one time my mom use my full full name I knew I fucked up hard

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 года назад +1

      There's worse... But not in good parents/functional families.

  • @varaffxiv2219
    @varaffxiv2219 11 месяцев назад +6

    Coming back to this video after watching Zach's "Mrs. Hazard" Video (if you haven't seen it, watch it, it's incredibly adorable and endearing)
    It's hilarious to think that she watched these videos, and probably watched this one, and was still like "...Yeah, I'm still really crushing on this guy" and then married him. If that's not REAL love, I don't know what is.

  • @warden7132
    @warden7132 5 лет назад +265

    I’ve never related to Mike or Zach soo much

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 5 лет назад +4

      Well with a name like that, I can certainly see why 😂

    • @Morfeucomvoce
      @Morfeucomvoce 5 лет назад +6

      Everyone has porn history.

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 4 года назад +166

    6:08 Zach: "The problem with Hentai is that its very rarely These Two Characters Are In Love, Also They Have Sex In This Story"
    There is a WHOLE GENRE of hentai known as Vanilla which is exactly that.
    It is the best genre.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 года назад +4

      Vanilla with a dash of Tentacle would be perfect IMO, but there's like, two Offbrand animes I know of that feature that, and even then it's not all nice tentacles. There's a handful of Offbrand manga I know that feature it though.

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 4 года назад +3

      @@zuttoaragi8349 what would that be vanilla with a dash of tentacle is it where this girl and a tentacle monster love each other so they go at it

    • @wakawoozy7049
      @wakawoozy7049 4 года назад +1

      You are a good man, thank you.

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 3 года назад +3

      @@breezy3176 Tentacle Lovers by Namonashi
      The plot is your average hentai protagonist is in love with an girl who happens to be a witch. She accidentally transforms him into a tentacle monster, so he becomes her familiar and guardian. Offbrand situations ensue.
      Its pretty good, would recommend. 👌

    • @bulldozer6781
      @bulldozer6781 2 года назад

      I wouldn't say it's the best, but it's pretty up there.

  • @FLuXX_PwR
    @FLuXX_PwR 5 лет назад +92

    6:51 That was when Zach learned to check the tags first

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 5 лет назад +29

      ALWAYS CHECK TAGS FIRST

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 3 года назад +2

      I uh, always thought fallout equstria project horizons is normal, it is so fucking not. The writter is so horny, I couldn’t stop listening though because Blackjack is god. Then again, Kkat writter of the original book isn’t horny, it’s her character I think. With sombers writting you can tell that they know what they are writting. And it’s uncomfortable that you know so much about this characters personal life. Kinda like the using the bathroom seen in the fallout Equstria original book.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 2 года назад +1

      @@AceOfBlackjack I'm pretty sure that Kkat didn't create Blackjack, but she did make Blackjack and co. have an "official" cameo, if I remember correctly.
      I never got very far into Project Horizons, but it sounds like that wasn't exactly a bad thing.

  • @RedX-sx6ml
    @RedX-sx6ml 5 лет назад +82

    Zach's parents: What's this?
    Zach: It's called hentai and it's art

  • @iced2594
    @iced2594 5 лет назад +184

    Tifa was your first hentai Good Choice, she was all our best choice

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 года назад +4

      Yes indeed. Oddly fitting too cause Zach also exists in the same game

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 3 года назад +2

      Misty getting railed by Pikachu was the first R34 image I can remember seeing... at the age of 9. Now I am a fucking degenerate and I am proud of it.

    • @DavidLopez-en6el
      @DavidLopez-en6el 3 года назад +8

      @@liamgriffin218 i hate this comment

    • @nuclearpaste
      @nuclearpaste 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@liamgriffin218 i can see it... I doubt you've gotten any better, but just outta curiosity: how far have you gone from "a fucking degenerate" in these three years?

  • @roscuro9838
    @roscuro9838 4 года назад +23

    I can't imagine being friends enough with someone that talking about the types of porn you enjoy isn't an incredibly awkward conversation, let alone a conversation that you record and put on the internet for thousands of people to see.

  • @karolkozuchowski5578
    @karolkozuchowski5578 5 лет назад +428

    I see you're a member of the Church of the Vanilla as well, Zack. Despising that one particular category....

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 5 лет назад +23

      Consentacles is a thing

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 лет назад +17

      *N T R*

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy 4 года назад +1

      N. T. R IS FOR FAAAAAAAGE

    • @veliustactics9133
      @veliustactics9133 4 года назад +14

      @@zeus28frenzy There is literally nothing worse than Netorare.
      Cheating or Netori tags? Perfectly fine. Literally the full extent of it is usually one fucking speech bubble saying "I'm in a sexless marriage" and then it's hentai as usual.
      Netorare tag? Better spend half the doujin showing the cuckolded man weeping while jacking himself off.

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 3 года назад +9

      @@veliustactics9133
      Wholesome, Vanilla, Thighs. The three most blessed tags.
      Trap, Shota/Loli, Incest. The three most risky tags.
      Tentacles, UB, eye penetration. The three most cursed tags.
      NTR. The forbidden tag.

  • @nitesy381
    @nitesy381 4 года назад +37

    What a travesty Zach didn't send the sauce.

  • @puddinggamez8599
    @puddinggamez8599 5 лет назад +383

    Talks about Hentai
    doesnt give the source...

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 5 лет назад +155

      So, maybe it’s Chapter 5 from “Aggressive Love-ism” and Chapter 7 from “Romance Stampede!” By Dr.P.
      But honestly, most of Dr.P’s works are great and wholesome and vanilla and happy.

    • @MaxGaming-gp6ij
      @MaxGaming-gp6ij 4 года назад +32

      @@Zach_Hazard Woah.
      You're a godsend, dude.

    • @billybob7653
      @billybob7653 4 года назад +19

      Zank Moreland zack himself coming in with the sauce a true lad

    • @JohnDoe-yt8lm
      @JohnDoe-yt8lm 4 года назад +9

      Another top-tier one i would reccomend is "Machigatte Koi". Also, "Ane Naru Mono" if you don't mind the tentacles

    • @kynto
      @kynto 4 года назад

      *bruh*

  • @0o0Zero0o0
    @0o0Zero0o0 4 года назад +79

    "The Necronomicum"
    Real shit? I think I've seen that hentai.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 года назад +11

      I know of at least two Hentai that use the Necronomicon and, I can't confirm this, I believe one really did call it the Necronomicum.

    • @xm-1-24-b4
      @xm-1-24-b4 4 года назад +4

      Wait what

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 Месяц назад

      It does sound familiar.

  • @JMIK-mf1ly
    @JMIK-mf1ly 5 лет назад +125

    The sad thing is I can relate to Zach in this video. I got a text from my parents saying we need to talk when you get home. That has never made me wounded what I have done wrong so fast. When I got home they said ok so we found theses “things “ in apple photos. Before they said another word I said we shall never talk about this if you bring it up I will leave this house and never talk to you again. They stoped I deleted all the photos off their apple photos account and made my own apple account so I don’t have to worry about that anymore.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +7

      Smart move.

    • @claytons4789
      @claytons4789 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur 3 года назад +5

      I hate to say it but ten year old me did the same thing on my IPad Mini (second or third gen.) Got screamed at for four hours straight.

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 4 года назад +36

    I aspire to have a friend who I can have conversations like this one with.

  • @hohenburg5497
    @hohenburg5497 5 лет назад +84

    "Millions dead" so he finished after all...

  • @theidiotbox9056
    @theidiotbox9056 4 года назад +7

    Zach has that power of GUNS and ANIME on his side

  • @chrisk5983
    @chrisk5983 5 лет назад +54

    I remember that my dad asked me what Hentai was.
    I remember that I said "I knew this day would come"

  • @buhbo3250
    @buhbo3250 4 года назад +4

    I have not stopped grinning like an idiot for the past 30 minutes from these videos. I don't even smile normally. You guys just have perfect timing and complement each other so well. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @RyanKing00
    @RyanKing00 5 лет назад +47

    Ah, a conversation of the high class nature. Gentlemen!

  • @unbreakablelag
    @unbreakablelag 4 года назад +11

    I haven’t seen anything from this channel before. This is my first experience with it thanks to RUclips recommendations.
    I’m interested.

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 5 лет назад +57

    and now everyone is going to start begging them to play Final Fantasy 7 remastered :P

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 5 лет назад +2

      It’s okay Mike and Zach. I haven’t played it either, I feel you

    • @Trojianmaru
      @Trojianmaru 3 года назад +3

      I can just imagine Zach constantly ranting about how Barret's gun arm makes no sense, and the both of them complaining about how unrealistic the Shin-Ra military is.

  • @slasher2724
    @slasher2724 4 года назад +39

    Nobody show Zack and Mike "Emergence."

    • @Oliver-ku1tf
      @Oliver-ku1tf 4 года назад +3

      I know enough about this subject to know that's 177013
      Idk what it is, i'm not that degenerate
      (Yet)

    • @arizonafijiicedtea4204
      @arizonafijiicedtea4204 4 года назад

      What is emergence and what does that number

    • @breezy3176
      @breezy3176 4 года назад +3

      @@arizonafijiicedtea4204 best you just stay far far away from that another name it goes by is metamorphosis its good to at least know what to never touch ever in any circumstance ever because honestly that sauce is a little uh odd

    • @xm-1-24-b4
      @xm-1-24-b4 4 года назад

      Steepyboi YT what happens in it?

    • @Oliver-ku1tf
      @Oliver-ku1tf 4 года назад +1

      @@xm-1-24-b4 from what I understand, it's about a high school girl who goes from being the top of her class to fking for drugs

  • @K9unit37
    @K9unit37 5 лет назад +239

    I like how the hentai is feet stuff.

    • @richardbautista9825
      @richardbautista9825 5 лет назад +33

      I like the fact that Mike had to search for hentai, specifically feet stuff, and probably downloaded it.

    • @superpanful
      @superpanful 5 лет назад +19

      @@richardbautista9825 yeah like he seached for it, hes had a foot fetish that hes been projected on to zach for years now, but its clear that hes the one with the foot fetish.
      the pictures is from his personal spank bank
      also they are very good and i can easily recommend them

    • @robotmeiser
      @robotmeiser 4 года назад +2

      @@superpanful well what's the sauce then if you recommend them

    • @SeanstonVA
      @SeanstonVA 4 года назад +2

      We need this question answered. WHERE'S THE SAUCE

    • @carso1500
      @carso1500 4 года назад

      @@superpanful sauce

  • @kakashi0909
    @kakashi0909 2 года назад +7

    I dunno. Maybe im twisted. But the way i see zank and mike, i can only imagine gumball and darwin as adults.

  • @spartansheep459
    @spartansheep459 5 лет назад +192

    Zack we need the sauce of the yakuza one

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 5 лет назад +121

      I’m not saying it’s Chapter 5 from “Aggressive Love-ism” and Chapter 7 from “Romance Stampede!” By Dr.P,
      Wait, I am saying that. It is that thing.

    • @spartansheep459
      @spartansheep459 5 лет назад +15

      Zank Moreland thank you kind gentleman

    • @wh3nderson95
      @wh3nderson95 4 года назад +4

      @@Zach_Hazard Thank you for the sauce!

    • @Azusuki
      @Azusuki 4 года назад +2

      the man himself

  • @theinfinitestoryline7588
    @theinfinitestoryline7588 Месяц назад +4

    5:40 Manga Anthology by Dr. P called 'Shinryaku Teki Renai Shugi.' The specific story Zach here describes is Ch. 5 titled 'Don't Call Me "Ane-San."' Solid read. 4/5.

  • @krzysztofwasowski96
    @krzysztofwasowski96 5 лет назад +43

    Zach i recommend to you, wagaya no liliana-san It's actually wholesome and vanilla, unless you are not into monster girls

  • @dragonmastercj871
    @dragonmastercj871 2 года назад +7

    3:32 Yoo zach is the italian senate

  • @Jeanuca
    @Jeanuca 5 лет назад +9

    Now what we REALLY NEED is the sauce these two gentleman consider to be of higher quality

  • @benocallaghan8403
    @benocallaghan8403 3 года назад +12

    6:15 He speaks the truth, praise the cultured one!

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 4 года назад +9

    I remember seeing Tifa hentai long before I knew what hentai really was or that Final Fantasy 7 existed.
    Even if we haven't played FF7, we ALL love Tifa.

  • @thetubbypirate7475
    @thetubbypirate7475 4 года назад +1

    Easily one of the funniest and best videos I've watched so far

  • @jesusofsuburbia8825
    @jesusofsuburbia8825 5 лет назад +8

    These are like most of my conversations with my friends when we are at like a sleep over or something

  • @eddmario
    @eddmario 3 года назад +2

    "Ugh, the Necronomicum"
    Even when I see it coming (hah!) that joke still catches me off guard...

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 5 лет назад +32

    Question 1: Where are you both?
    Question 2: Where is Cass?
    Question 3: WTF?!!!

    • @derptank3308
      @derptank3308 5 лет назад +3

      Cass is in Zach’s tickle torture chamber

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 лет назад +3

      1: The Mojave
      2: You don’t wanna know
      3: You REALLY don’t wanna know

  • @thatonefool0215
    @thatonefool0215 3 месяца назад +1

    7:35 "If one of the people in the porn does not look like they're having a good time, I am out."
    EXACTLY. THANK YOU. If it looks like even one person involved looks uncomfortable or like they're being forced into it, I get so uncomfortable

  • @blackcated5755
    @blackcated5755 5 лет назад +21

    Wasn't into tentacles... yet.

  • @unleashthesunnn7717
    @unleashthesunnn7717 5 лет назад

    you guys deserve so much more love and credit than you get, ive been here for a while i loved the frost punk series, loveing the long dark, and i have loved this series for the past 3-4 years. please keep it up i love your guy's channel and ill keep watching till im the last one watching have a great rest of your year guys, Dino Jackson AwAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyy.

  • @RedvsBluechurch1
    @RedvsBluechurch1 4 года назад +8

    When my parents caught me watching hentai. My parents expressed their shame by removing my privilege to a normal life. Until I turned 18 I had no access to internet or electronics (of any kind) without strict supervision.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 2 года назад +1

      Glad parenting is taking a more actual tolerant view to things of a *fictional* nature like this nowadays

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 Год назад

      @@racer927 g f yslf

  • @Krisz98
    @Krisz98 4 года назад +5

    Hentai saved my life in the barracks. I can totally understand the love for Hentai.

  • @thorn344
    @thorn344 5 лет назад +24

    Know what, I'm only a minute and ten seconds in, but I can relate. Though I can't say I've printed things off.

  • @GalandsTruth
    @GalandsTruth 3 года назад

    Just found y'all and now I can't stop listening y'all's stories lol. Y'all are hilarious 😂

  • @Meton12765
    @Meton12765 4 года назад +6

    This reminds me of my own youth as a teenager and how I had to always clean up after my sister for downloading malware with limewire and napster. So, I configured the computer in such a way that she had a very limited account, this worked for 95% of the time, since nearly all the malware depended on having admin access to work. Rarely having actually anything that would use a privilege escalation bug in Windows to gain super user status. The thing was my mom also used said computer to do home banking, and my sisters constant bullshit kept endangering the family finances. Oh, well. My understanding is, my sister is still a complete jackass in this regard, the cleanup duty is now only assigned to whatever poor smuck she happens to call her boyfriend.

  • @lordshitbiscuit5527
    @lordshitbiscuit5527 4 года назад

    I love these videos,they are just genuine dudebros just talking about their lives before the apocalypse and it’s just wholesome.

  • @Charok1
    @Charok1 5 лет назад +12

    there was a kid that got caught at a school doing the same thing. good thing print is dead now, haha
    things were "popping up"

  • @PewPewBeets
    @PewPewBeets 4 года назад +13

    The Hentai Hour sounds like something that would be hosted by Zone-tan.

    • @zuttoaragi8349
      @zuttoaragi8349 4 года назад +1

      Zach and Zone-Tan Hentai Hour podcast. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

  • @boyinutil
    @boyinutil 3 года назад +3

    Remember budding parents, if your child is admiring forbidden arts DO NOT treat it as something as heinous as murder and shame them for it, just ignore it and remember you did way worse when you were doing the nasty in your prime.

  • @Strv103Moment
    @Strv103Moment 3 года назад

    Ok, these series are gold. Always can get things better

  • @bramweenink7697
    @bramweenink7697 5 лет назад +53

    A guide on how not to delete Pron pop ups from your computer: go to command prompt. Then delete system 32. That should fix aaaalllllll your problems. ;)

  • @jakkrit6910
    @jakkrit6910 Год назад

    i don't even in military and i mostly don't experience what they do but listen to these story kinda cure my deprssing somehow. thanks mike for making these video.

  • @PirataMiopeAHOY
    @PirataMiopeAHOY 4 года назад +8

    i love how their conversations are just so..normal are so smooth,it actually feels like you´re a part,like,theyre characters in game are actually good long time friends having a conversation

  • @blackknightz5036
    @blackknightz5036 4 года назад

    -Tifa
    -Dr.P
    I've watched a couple of your vids but this one made me subscribed,keep it up my fellow man of cultured~

  • @Yusanis
    @Yusanis 4 года назад +5

    7:09 YES, THANK YOU

  • @akibru2535
    @akibru2535 4 года назад +10

    This literally sounds like me and my sister debating hentai plots and how good they are

  • @johnnywhoa343
    @johnnywhoa343 5 лет назад +5

    Well, you guys have had a pretty good run, and I've really enjoyed this channel. It's a shame Zach's going to kill Mike for 1:12 and we'll never hear from either of them again.

  • @zeroziseraijin8908
    @zeroziseraijin8908 5 лет назад +30

    I just read the title what did you do zack?

  • @karlmbeal
    @karlmbeal 2 года назад +4

    @8:15 now I have a plot hook if I ever run a Call of Cthulhu game

  • @devinpetersen2387
    @devinpetersen2387 4 года назад +3

    I love how they are shown past knee high making it look like they're burning in the fiery depths of hell.

  • @foxtrott2621
    @foxtrott2621 3 года назад

    Seeing the title of this video just gave away the most menacing feeling, being so vague and intimidating that it is simply beyond words.

  • @JE-um4vz
    @JE-um4vz 4 года назад +3

    8:48 the best part is that's it's all foot fetish stuff, thanks for keeping the joke going

  •  4 года назад +2

    Why did it take me so long to find such a cultured and amazing channel!?!?

  • @Halo56782
    @Halo56782 2 года назад +4

    The Italian Government:

  • @adammartinez1764
    @adammartinez1764 4 года назад +1

    I legitimately shat myself from laughing
    Props to y'all

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy123 4 года назад +17

    3:06 Zach’s parents were just like “first spaghetti sauce, now this? Is it possible to regress in sexual exploits this bad?”

  • @bulldozer6781
    @bulldozer6781 2 года назад +1

    Zach's stories were golden already, but Mike's input really enhanced the humor of this episode.

  • @Operator_Mak
    @Operator_Mak 3 года назад +5

    7:36 this exact reason killed IRL porn for me, and I now I only like hentai
    Basically it was a Japanese cosplay vid of Atago from Azur lane. The guy was definitely into it...Atago though? I don't think so. She seemed kinda shy, and the dude would pat her chin to tell her smile, also her body language in general was alarming. I didn't know what they were saying but I couldn't make out much dialogue.
    And yes, I know, not all porn is bad, I just can't watch it anymore without thinking the worst

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 3 года назад +1

    0:23 this is exactly how I found out my mom was expecting. "Come downstairs, you're in big trouble. Mom wants to talk to you". I was desperately trying to think of what I might have done (that they could have found out about), and I see my mom with a weird expression on her face. I found out later she was trying not to laugh.
    "So... what's this about, Mom?"
    "I'm pregnant."
    "WHAT?!?!?"
    "I'm having a baby."
    "How is that MY fault?!?!?"
    "Oh no, silly! We were just messing with you. Come to think of it, you didn't seem surprised we called you down here. What did you do?"
    "NOTHING!!!"

  • @vasilizaitsev6290
    @vasilizaitsev6290 4 года назад +6

    The necronomicum, a book made out if tanned (fore)skin telling of the evils (dressed in lingerie) and dark (hentai) magic of unearthly plains

  • @dero4378
    @dero4378 4 года назад

    that fire, lighting his face from below, really sets the right mood for this story...

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk 4 года назад +3

    “There is a problem with porn in general where there’s too many guys involved. One woman, one guy, still too many guys!”
    Mike, let me introduce you to a little thing called futanari.

  • @lucianite0
    @lucianite0 3 года назад

    I love the "printed pages" that go across the screen are all gross feet stuff. Bless you, Mike.

  • @rukinisgavin3539
    @rukinisgavin3539 5 лет назад +3

    "Zach we need to talk" *GASP*

  • @Lunar_Atronach
    @Lunar_Atronach 2 года назад +1

    Can we talk about how well he pronounced "R'lyeh" thou

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 3 года назад +4

    "this is before I knew about internet browser history"
    I don't think I've ever felt as terrified as the day I was confronted about the "cheerleader giving head."