Three Concussions - Campfire Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 3 года назад +4130

    Zach is literally too smart for his COs to be happy with him. Absolutely astounding.

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 3 года назад +198

      And yet, fairly standard for military, if people's stories are anything to go by.

    • @sleeplessstoner9522
      @sleeplessstoner9522 3 года назад +174

      They typically want you to be just the tiniest bit...dumb...not like full blown dunce but just stupid enough to not question any authority

    • @ForeverOdd
      @ForeverOdd 3 года назад +126

      @@sleeplessstoner9522 Best as I understand it, an IQ of 85 is about what they're looking for. Too dumb for ideas but can still follow orders.

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick 3 года назад +114

      @@ForeverOdd Smart enough to work the machines but dumb enough to follow orders.

    • @joshuabacker2363
      @joshuabacker2363 3 года назад +6

      @@ForeverOdd You don't understand it very well then.

  • @freezingjazzy
    @freezingjazzy 3 года назад +2283

    Look! A wild Zach in power armor! It's as rare as seeing him not hate Fort Polk!

    • @Sacabambapis_
      @Sacabambapis_ 3 года назад +104

      50 caps says he has a concussion

    • @smokestack3327
      @smokestack3327 3 года назад +71

      @@Sacabambapis_ 100 caps he’s also drunk

    • @EyeSky420
      @EyeSky420 3 года назад +56

      @@smokestack3327 500 caps says he’s suffering hype withdraws.

    • @GamerJV
      @GamerJV 3 года назад +19

      Look. You will always hate Ft Polk in your heart.

    • @theporschetiger
      @theporschetiger 3 года назад +11

      10000 Caps if we get another campfire story in the next 2 months

  • @Lifeless_husk
    @Lifeless_husk 3 года назад +1960

    The rage in “NO IT FUCKING DIDN’T” is too relatable

    • @lucasfraczek4320
      @lucasfraczek4320 3 года назад +84

      Then is immediately followed up by saying the mosquitoes were the size of planes.

    • @ragemode1017
      @ragemode1017 3 года назад +10

      The me?

    • @alwaysindanger2279
      @alwaysindanger2279 3 года назад +21

      @@lucasfraczek4320 Not just any plane, but the successor to the AC-130, otherwise known as THE ANGEL OF DEATH

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 года назад +20

      @@alwaysindanger2279 the C-130 and AC-130 are essentially the same plane just with guns strapped onto the side for one of them. the C-130 is a cargo plane while the AC-130 is an attack plane, but im sure you knew this already.

    • @treyjetson5320
      @treyjetson5320 2 года назад

      instead of matchheads couldnt they just use bugrepellent?

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 года назад +2799

    Mike : walks out of line
    Drill sergeants : *So you have chosen... Death.*

    • @drunkenswordsman5698
      @drunkenswordsman5698 3 года назад +16

      I love you

    • @kvant13
      @kvant13 3 года назад +25

      I mean, he WAS in the Marines.

    • @chazcormier3883
      @chazcormier3883 3 года назад +28

      Someone should animate it but in a 40k setting

    • @tacticalsocialist8060
      @tacticalsocialist8060 3 года назад +12

      *points* "KILL HIM"

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 года назад +14

      _K I L L H I M_
      *screech’s like Donald Sutherland at the end of invasion of the body snatchers*

  • @filiaknight8514
    @filiaknight8514 3 года назад +653

    "Did you eat the match heads?"
    "No..."
    "That was a very guilty no."
    "Yes... I did."
    "Did it keep the mosquitoes awa-"
    "NO, IT FUCKING DIDN'T."

    • @Sturmischer
      @Sturmischer 3 года назад +40

      The funny thing is it wasn’t the Marine eating the weird thing this time

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 2 года назад +17

      I'm honestly not even surprised Zach has eaten match heads. Still funny as hell though.

  • @joshuamartin3232
    @joshuamartin3232 3 года назад +2875

    This is the second evidence of Zach having the nickname “Hazard” while he was in the military.

    • @spartankun2572
      @spartankun2572 3 года назад +163

      I thought I'd heard it somewhere else but I cannot for the life of me remember.

    • @Simplefng
      @Simplefng 3 года назад +169

      @@spartankun2572 the cannon story.

    • @MandoWookie
      @MandoWookie 3 года назад +24

      @@Simplefng Link?

    • @williambigbills-9665
      @williambigbills-9665 3 года назад +161

      Hmm would make since though. The infantry would like see a gunsmith as little more than cannon fodder, so they would consider him a hazard if he went on patrol and such

    • @joshuamartin3232
      @joshuamartin3232 3 года назад +103

      @@spartankun2572 amnesty box story as well

  • @michaelostergren3516
    @michaelostergren3516 3 года назад +1596

    I just love imagining zach flopping and trying to breath like a fish out of water

    • @lordofcups78
      @lordofcups78 3 года назад +19

      Me and you thought the same

    • @spacetrainbaby3737
      @spacetrainbaby3737 3 года назад +109

      hit his head so hard his brain reverted to his primordial fish instincts

    • @ramadhani201
      @ramadhani201 3 года назад +9

      @@spacetrainbaby3737 lmfaooo

    • @MD_Films
      @MD_Films 3 года назад +4

      That part was completely hilarious

    • @joshfrew3628
      @joshfrew3628 3 года назад +19

      His brain got knocked so hard it fucking devolved

  • @holdenhemingway4903
    @holdenhemingway4903 3 года назад +937

    The drill instructor who pulled Zach and had a personable conversation about the grenade. I got whiplash when it went from yelling to calm indoor talking

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 года назад +122

      People tend to forget that drill instructors are, at the end of the day, still teachers.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 3 года назад +79

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj teachers that have to scare the everloving shit outta you, but still teachers nonetheless.

    • @hernehaugen6878
      @hernehaugen6878 2 года назад +25

      My buddies are always getting whiplash from me doing that. My grand-dad was in the Air Force, my dad drove a tank in the Army and my uncle was medical officer in the Navy. I grew up learning a lot of inside tricks you could say.

    • @tunasandwich8049
      @tunasandwich8049 Год назад +8

      Try screaming for your entire career and see if you'd like it bahaha

    • @texteel
      @texteel 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj yet somehow they don't want to learn that they are also human, and they die to the same things every other human does.

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 3 года назад +868

    New Slogan idea for the Military.
    "Come fight in Iraq its a lot safer than Fort Polk"

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 3 года назад +58

      Fort hood is statistically more dangerous than Afghanistan

    • @flippah9101
      @flippah9101 3 года назад +38

      Don't let the army hear this. They will send recruits over there for "training".

    • @chiprick992
      @chiprick992 3 года назад +11

      Definitely safer than Chicago.

    • @Noredlac_
      @Noredlac_ 3 года назад +6

      I had a heat stroke at Ft. Polk, still would rather not go to Hood

    • @captain-commander8138
      @captain-commander8138 3 года назад +8

      @@TheRedstoneNarcissist Yes

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 3 года назад +1191

    What Zach didn't know is that those 3 concussions made him a superhero. and the only superpower he got was massive amounts of gun knowledge he's never gonna use !

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад +14

      Thank you for that, got a big ol laugh from this

    • @slashclaw1014
      @slashclaw1014 3 года назад +19

      Speak for yourself, he made good use of it

    • @StevenGarcia-im8rr
      @StevenGarcia-im8rr 3 года назад +5

      I'm pretty sure he had a good amount of that knowledge before the concussions.

    • @titojesusmane9540
      @titojesusmane9540 3 года назад +38

      It cleared room in his brain for more gun knowledge and got rid of unnecessary things like your innate ability to breathe without thinking about it

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +2

      @@titojesusmane9540 for a few hours from the sounds but it proably did GUTTER CLEAN tihngs though.

  • @Courier-Six
    @Courier-Six 3 года назад +808

    Zack's first story reminds me so much of the one time drill sergeants were personable to me. I was on the live grenade qualification and I'm standing there waiting to get my 2 grenades and my main drill sergeant, drill sergeant Luke is sitting there with a box of live grenades. He pulls a can of dip out of his pocket, stuffs a wad into his lip, and hands it over to the other sergeant next to him. He looks up at me as the two of them are laughing their ass off at something and asks me "which drill instructor do you fear the most?" I have absolutely no idea what to answer because I do not want to say the wrong thing and tell them that. They laugh their ass off and ask again I tell them "drill sergeant Martinez, drill sergeant!" For context, Martinez was this short hispanic woman who weighed maybe 90 LBS and was maybe 5'1. She was as mean as could be, would get in your face, and you would feel like a 3 foot kid when she got that way. They looked at each other and about fell off their seats with laughter. "Every recruit we've asked has said that, how do you fear her and not me?" Luke asked. I just looked him in the eye and said "she's mean, sgt, I can look you in the eyes. Can't look her in the eye, I'm afraid I'll get bit." At this response, he about doubled over howling with laughter

    • @bigricksmith8345
      @bigricksmith8345 3 года назад +30

      That's too perfect, I love it! 😂👍

    • @shadowsniper3342
      @shadowsniper3342 3 года назад +5

      underrated comment

    • @johnnyexponential7229
      @johnnyexponential7229 3 года назад +8

      Love it mate. Wicked story

    • @scowler7200
      @scowler7200 3 года назад +67

      That's universal. You tread lightly around short latinas. They're usually the runts and grow up with multiple older brothers.

    • @cracklingvoice
      @cracklingvoice 3 года назад +71

      There was this short female drill for the platoon that shared my bay (Jackson, half the bays were for females). Her name, I shit thee not, was Friendly. Drill Sergeant Friendly. I was still terrified of her five years later when I reported to my unit on Fort Hood, where she was the brigade S4 NCOIC. I saw her and immediately cleared the area.
      A couple years later, as I was on the way out of the Army and she had picked up First Sergeant, we had an event for Women's History Month. The panel was her (1SG Friendly), my Battalion Sergeant Major, and some Major from brigade headquarters. Some question came up about how women are seen as leaders in the Army. My CSM kicked the question out to the audience, since we were mostly from the lower ranks. I raised my hand, was called on, and started talking about Drill Sergeant Friendly, from all those years before. She was usually very strait-laced. The moment that she realized I was essentially the motherfucking Ghost of Christmas Past for part of her career, I think she almost shit herself.
      We later had a moment to chat during an exercise. Apparently she had been on her first cycle as a Drill when I originally encountered her.

  • @rahmadrenaldi2624
    @rahmadrenaldi2624 3 года назад +582

    Oh my god, that "Kill him!!" Caught me off guard, couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video. Especially that delivery of the story.

  • @magikbullet5570
    @magikbullet5570 3 года назад +847

    These guys are so amicable about discussing the hardships of military and training, it's honestly very heartwarming. I bet if they got shot in some sort of firefight they would just crack a joke as the medic is treating them.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +44

      more so morter hitting feet from the shitbox and you just DUMP bowls so hard you feel your ass still shitting on you just because you mucles are clentched. getting mortered is not fun.

    • @manacress85
      @manacress85 3 года назад +42

      That's just military for you man, gotta laugh so you don't cry.

    • @christmas_doggo5537
      @christmas_doggo5537 3 года назад +22

      @Caleb The great What's the difference?

    • @lordderp6914
      @lordderp6914 3 года назад +15

      I got shot in the face by Cobra Commander

    • @Cabledawgphoneg
      @Cabledawgphoneg 3 года назад +5

      @@manacress85 right it's looking back at how dumb or bad things were and laughing at it

  • @vincegann2177
    @vincegann2177 3 года назад +406

    I went to knox, that damn "confidence tower" I watched a guy fly off the top and miss the pad entirely. Drill at the top, looked at me and mouthed "You saw nothing"

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад +34

      Jesus

    • @Bakura5445
      @Bakura5445 3 года назад +80

      My platoon did that course before sunrise one morning, and there was literal ice on the rungs. (Kentucky in December, what a fucking treat.) That tower is ten gallons of 'nope' in a five gallon bag.

    • @vincegann2177
      @vincegann2177 3 года назад +34

      @@Bakura5445 I'm fairly sure that's why they moved the Armor School to Benning. Knox was a madhouse when it came to BCT and OSUT. I can't even imagine the crap the guys who had it as a duty station got into

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +21

      @@vincegann2177 clearly NOT AS BAD AS FORT POLK.

    • @captainfluffy7232
      @captainfluffy7232 3 года назад +4

      Did you throw your hands up like “yeah yeah i know.”

  • @JohnStormForge
    @JohnStormForge 3 года назад +567

    After the Crucible Reaper hike, my Senior Drill Instructor hazed the entire platoon so long he forgot what he was hazing us for. That was like 2 hours of hell.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +51

      now thats how you know a dude just lost it.

    • @JohnStormForge
      @JohnStormForge 3 года назад +101

      @@lechking941 the only thing that save us was a Captain walked by and asked what we were being hazed for thats when he said he had forgotten. The Captain told him to send us to our squad bay. We were supposed to have been on light duty after the Crucible Reaper hike which meant no hazing or strenuous activities.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +38

      @@JohnStormForge the few times where command is your angle in camo

    • @JohnStormForge
      @JohnStormForge 3 года назад +73

      @@lechking941 The messed up part was that he was hazing us because we took too long in the chow hall.....when he told us to take our time and enjoy our warrior's breakfast.

    • @123darkelf
      @123darkelf 2 года назад +5

      @@JohnStormForge ….ow T-T

  • @Charlie_the_Chair
    @Charlie_the_Chair 3 года назад +340

    Mike: **takes a wrong turn**
    Drill Sergeant: *_your free trial of life has expired_*

  • @braff3272
    @braff3272 3 года назад +690

    My grandpa was a marine. Never new crayons still tasted good in the 60s

    • @PlebNC
      @PlebNC 3 года назад +58

      That's back when they added lead into them for extra flavour.

    • @lalov7
      @lalov7 3 года назад +23

      @@PlebNC mmmmm purple

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 года назад +18

      @@lalov7 its also the colour you start seeing if you eat the purple ones!

    • @thecentralintelligenceagen9963
      @thecentralintelligenceagen9963 3 года назад +4

      @@lalov7 red is my favorite

    • @lalov7
      @lalov7 3 года назад +3

      @@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 does red and green taste like purple

  • @Demonicfurry666
    @Demonicfurry666 3 года назад +310

    "Oh no you got a butt concussion too?!?"
    I'm dead XD and coffee is everywhere now

  • @averagesteel9666
    @averagesteel9666 3 года назад +190

    Mike: *steps out of line*
    DI: *”Take him to Detroit...”*

    • @NativeAmericanPatriot
      @NativeAmericanPatriot 3 года назад +26

      Mike: No I don't wanna go to Detroit!

    • @ZeonGenesisEvangundam
      @ZeonGenesisEvangundam 3 года назад +3

      @Christopher Garringer Brazil is easy,Detroit is the exact opposite

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 3 года назад

      @@ZeonGenesisEvangundam when you get mugged in Brazil you have a 40% chance of being shot/stabbed, in Detroit it's a 80% chance of being shot, it's better to be mugged in Brazil than Detroit

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +1527

    I love how the Sargent isn't even angry because "Hey, that's honestly the best thing you could do in that situation"
    edit: you fuckin people

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 3 года назад +58

      Idk how getting a concussion is the best thing to do in any situation. I guess I’ll never understand the military.

    • @theshadegames3531
      @theshadegames3531 3 года назад +139

      @@bochen1079 he's talking about kicking the grenade out the door. Finish watching the video before berating other comments.

    • @bochen1079
      @bochen1079 3 года назад +39

      @@theshadegames3531 how is that berating. It’s a joke

    • @UwU-px9mi
      @UwU-px9mi 3 года назад +34

      @@theshadegames3531 imagine feeling the need to correct a joke

    • @theshadegames3531
      @theshadegames3531 3 года назад +16

      @@UwU-px9mi joke. If that's what were calling it, then is it not wrong to assume the same of my comment? He misunderstood the context of the comment before attaching a reply. I suppose I missed the context of the joke in his failings to display humor after an observation.

  • @LifelessTooth
    @LifelessTooth 3 года назад +326

    Man I was JUST watching the old campfire stories, thinking to myself "man we haven't had one of these in a while"

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 3 года назад +128

    *Mike marches out of formation*
    Drill Instructor: "If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line"

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 3 года назад +5

      Petition to rename drill instructors to regimental commissars and give them 12 gauge taser pistols (they can’t actually kill recruits)

  • @vicentegodoy5493
    @vicentegodoy5493 3 года назад +334

    By far my second favourite series before zachs gun rants

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 3 года назад +120

    Remembering my CCs at Cape May. One of them was a veritable neutron star of a man, just this tiny, highly condensed form of matter and pure, hateful energy. Apparently I'd made the mistake of having the loudest soundoff on base, so he made me get into a screaming match with a recruit from another company whilst at chow.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +11

      so other than that dude winning, out of you and the other who won?

  • @beastly7106
    @beastly7106 3 года назад +344

    I had one of those Stress ball grenades, it had a "Pin" you could pull with a string and it would vibrate.

  • @BaldyWanKenobi
    @BaldyWanKenobi 3 года назад +373

    A Gun Rants and a Campfire Stories in the same week? It must be Christmas!

    • @nachobiosca4031
      @nachobiosca4031 3 года назад +4

      ZACH MY RIFLE IS BROKEN

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +1

      I’ll take it as an early birthday gift

  • @alejandroesquivel3754
    @alejandroesquivel3754 3 года назад +103

    When Mike say they scream "Kill him", It reminds me about the comissar in WH40K

  • @AlexanderTF
    @AlexanderTF 3 года назад +118

    I love that Mike's drill instructor just pointed at him and like some noble in the hunger games gave the execution order ....

  • @nicholaspadilla4943
    @nicholaspadilla4943 3 года назад +328

    I want to know Zach's thoughts on the accident at Fort Polk, when the mess hall accidentally promised Chocolate Milf for lunch and it caused a huge riot

    • @Leovicaranava
      @Leovicaranava 3 года назад +19

      Wait what!?!?! XD

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 года назад +28

      who doesnt like a milf

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot 3 года назад +8

      Wait, what

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 года назад +16

      Dear god I want this to be true, and for Zach to have been there for it

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 года назад +6

      Need deets. Explain! NOW!

  • @GallerySpecter
    @GallerySpecter 3 года назад +16

    It’s a miracle Fort Polk has had neither a mass mutiny or just fucking exploded for no real reason.

  • @McDTank75
    @McDTank75 3 года назад +63

    I went to Devil Pups when I was 17, and did the whole “jump on a grenade” thing myself. The Marines who were there in charge of us, just basically said what I did was stupid and if I had time to jump on it I had time to grab it and toss it. Made me run with two ammo cans with rocks to make up for dying.

  • @cheesemeister9610
    @cheesemeister9610 3 года назад +81

    11:30 You gave me hope on keeping mosquitos away from me, and then crushed that hope.

    • @tapmem
      @tapmem 3 года назад +2

      Trust me, you're not alone.
      I immediately started looking for my matches.

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 3 года назад +3

      garlic is supposed to work, but beer is also on the list

    • @ryanjones_rheios
      @ryanjones_rheios 3 года назад +4

      Nah, garlic and onions are purported to work for the same reason as match heads too. Sulfur. You have to eat a bunch and it works but only as a deterrent. There needs to be another target near y who isn't deterred, itherwise they'll take what's available

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 3 года назад +2

      @Christopher Garringer How do you tell whether a mosquito is a vampire or not?

    • @cheesemeister9610
      @cheesemeister9610 3 года назад +3

      @@TheInsomniaddict they’ll also most likely be highly flamboyant

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад +451

    Soldier: **Steps out of line for half a second.**
    Drill Instructor: Kill him!
    Other drill instructor: Yes Sergeant War Crime!

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +9

      *inser MR Streamer Roll1d2 here*

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад +14

      Sergeant War Crime sounds like a parody of Sergeant Slaughter

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 года назад +15

      @@crimsondynamo615 Drill Sergeant War-Crime, Staff Sergeant Suicide, Brigadier General Genoicide, Colonel Homicide. I can go on

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 года назад +1

      @@TheCorrodedMan President Drone Strike

  • @metalbat8414
    @metalbat8414 3 года назад +66

    Dude second concussion syndrome can literally kill you. It's happened to some fighters who get knocked in sparring and don't realise then die in the ring/cage from a second hit. Glad you're still around to tell us about boomsticks tho

  • @Anonymous-ss1kg
    @Anonymous-ss1kg 3 года назад +63

    You gotta love these campfire stories~
    Its just simultaniously a fun and wholesome thing and also a wild ride

  • @kvant13
    @kvant13 3 года назад +31

    2:37 "Were there any times drill sergeants were personable to you?" he asked the MARINE.

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 3 года назад +44

    You're laughing.
    His body forgot how to do things on its own, and you're laughing.
    yeah I laughed too

  • @IAmAnEvilTaco
    @IAmAnEvilTaco 3 года назад +57

    "KILL HIM." I laughed out loud.

  • @dilbertdonges910
    @dilbertdonges910 3 года назад +99

    Private Zach: fucking falls over
    Soldier: How many fingers am I holding up?
    Private Zach: Two?
    Soldier: Close enough, take this gold star sticker and have a good day.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +4

      i guess the dude was holding 1 but zack saw 2.

    • @Rowcan
      @Rowcan 3 года назад +4

      _slaps gold star sticker labelled 'there was an attempt' on helmet_

  • @MrSkillns
    @MrSkillns 3 года назад +5

    I really liked how the DI was calm about the whole grenade thing, you know when he didn't have to SCREAM. That's a good leader!

  • @The_Lone_Outlaw
    @The_Lone_Outlaw 3 года назад +10

    That first one, I love it. Seeing past the rabid dog act they do to train their recruits to who they actually are.
    Refreshing.

  • @Ziggygunner
    @Ziggygunner 3 года назад +22

    Man after the last few weeks ive had, your videos as of late have been a massive help. I always come back to your campfire stories when I just need something relaxing. Thanks guys for putting stuff like this out and being a pair of awesome people.

    • @EVETINE
      @EVETINE 3 года назад

      I listen to the campfire stories at work when i need a good laugh to get me thru the day

    • @thonk6191
      @thonk6191 3 года назад

      I listen to these during schoolwork because college is hard and I need a laugh sometimes

  • @OrbInDaFrame
    @OrbInDaFrame 3 года назад +4

    I can imagine the DI's screaming like the creatures from the body snatchers and having the other DI's running you down to rip you a new one

  • @dryfox11
    @dryfox11 3 года назад +13

    “How many fingers am I holding up”
    “Two”
    “Close enough” lmaooo

  • @Ladle66
    @Ladle66 3 года назад +18

    I can't imagine that Sargeant's door being sound-proof so everyone outside probably heard him switching between yelling and talking.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +2

      im prity shure thoes doors are often lined by items that eat sound. form decore but ya they proably plain wood.

  • @TheSpartan451
    @TheSpartan451 2 месяца назад +2

    Lead drill sergeant really pointed and when FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

  • @mrthompson3848
    @mrthompson3848 3 года назад +17

    Campfire stories are the reason I subbed

    • @feklasagna8415
      @feklasagna8415 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @hank5367
      @hank5367 3 года назад

      Same here

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +2

      Came for the Campfire stories, stayed for the Fallout gameplay, and still here for everything else.

    • @hank5367
      @hank5367 3 года назад +1

      @@Zack_Zander Amen to that

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 3 года назад +56

    oh yes, typical military doctrine of: "jump on the grenade, don't use your brain... just do what we say."

    • @theblazingpegasus9151
      @theblazingpegasus9151 3 года назад +6

      Its not to teach u to do that on the battle field it's to teach u to listen and follow rules because in battle doing as ur told can literally be the difference between life and death for not just u but alotta people around u not listening could maybe not get u killed sure but it may cause others deaths

    • @phodon129
      @phodon129 3 года назад +9

      @@theblazingpegasus9151 Clearly it's not to teach you to write either.

    • @theblazingpegasus9151
      @theblazingpegasus9151 3 года назад +4

      @@phodon129 ja mine grammar furher

    • @Snowstrider0001
      @Snowstrider0001 3 года назад +11

      The irony of the 'jump on this toy grenade' exercise is that it's basically intended to save your life and others. As @TheBlazingPegasus said, this is to drill you into following orders, rather than hearing, interpreting, and evaluating orders before carrying them out. Reacting fast can save lives.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 3 года назад +4

      @@Snowstrider0001 and in zacks case he racted in that manor but made proalby best option.

  • @WhyName
    @WhyName 3 года назад +110

    3:50 isn't that really just 2 minutes of push-ups and 28 minutes desperately struggling without much of anything happening.

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 3 года назад +72

      It's 2 minutes of push ups and 28 minutes of a DI threatening to skin you, make a stew out of your skin, and then feeding it to the captured Viet Cong that the Marine Corps keeps in a basement somewhere.

    • @GamerJV
      @GamerJV 3 года назад +2

      @why name? nah, they'd switch it up to whatever is in the morning training regimen. They'd do pushups, then sit ups, leg tuck and twists, lunges, back to push ups, the V up, back to pushups, etc.

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 3 года назад +4

      @@GamerJV "Ready! Exercise"

    • @Hellhound23691
      @Hellhound23691 3 года назад +3

      @@DeagleGamesTV I'm getting shoulder pain just reading that.

  • @DragoLord19D
    @DragoLord19D 2 года назад +4

    My head drill sergeant on the last day of Army boot, about to get that week before going to my duty station called me and my parents into his office. My DS looked them both in the eye and told them they had raised a good kid no matter what shit they put me thru I had done everything I could. He then turned to me and handed his Leatherman, and told me he was retiring after that training cycle and he was proud to have helped train me. My dad had been a Marine DI and I think that was one of the few times I've seen him cry in public.

  • @monsterfanatic5344
    @monsterfanatic5344 2 месяца назад +1

    11:41
    I love the immediacy of his response because you can just FEEL how angry he was about it not being true

  • @Max-ke3ty
    @Max-ke3ty 3 года назад +42

    Really digging this scenery. Poorly fitting assets from Stalker notwithstanding, Frontier has some incredibly atmospheric vistas and locations.

  • @spartankun2572
    @spartankun2572 3 года назад +5

    I swear these campfire stories are one of the greatest things I've found on RUclips. I love your guys' stories.

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 3 года назад +24

    You should do a campfire story on nicknames you've gotten in the military.

  • @ItsCrayon
    @ItsCrayon 3 года назад +15

    I am so excited when these come out.

  • @kitchenjail3546
    @kitchenjail3546 3 года назад +18

    Hey Zach!
    You were in Fort Polk, but did you know that during WW2, there was a military railroad between Polk and Claiborne used to train USATC troops?

  • @cheezcaik3625
    @cheezcaik3625 3 года назад +16

    Danm the ones with the drill sergeants is hilarious.

  • @superspider64
    @superspider64 3 года назад +11

    God Mike's drill instructor story made me imagine his Nice DI just having the other ones on leashes like dogs before releasing the hounds

  • @theserenedogeofvenice3895
    @theserenedogeofvenice3895 3 года назад +3

    Glad to see more of these being uploaded, hearing about your lives and the weird experiences you both have been through just makes my day. Easily the best content on this channel.

  • @hugosinclair6798
    @hugosinclair6798 2 месяца назад +1

    Zach literally kicking the grenade back to the sender is what you're supposed to do if you can XD

  • @carbonwolf1087
    @carbonwolf1087 2 года назад +2

    "and then i had to re-train my body to breathe"
    I completely understand that feeling, i fell about a story on to grass and concrete and it knocked the ability of breathing passively out of me for about a minute.
    Its terrifying, every muscle in your body hurts like you have the flu but you cant breath through it.
    Basically what happens when you fall far enough to stop the passive breathing is the part of they body that runs passive processes is knocked around a bit and need time to restart and you are forced to manually breathe, thankfully the lungs are a muscle you can control for the most part

  • @stupidstuff7528
    @stupidstuff7528 2 года назад +1

    I love all these stories, gives me somethin to listen to whilst I play games or somethin

  • @scorchone2310
    @scorchone2310 3 года назад +2

    When Zach did the little wheezing inhale noises during the third concussion story I was cry laughing so hard that I was wheezing along with him

  • @kawaiih3ll542
    @kawaiih3ll542 3 года назад +10

    Zach in power armor!?!? Hush my distempered breath!

    • @Rowcan
      @Rowcan 3 года назад +3

      If your distempered breath sounds a bit like *_'HUUuhh'_* , you may want to see a doctor.

  • @justaninternetfool451
    @justaninternetfool451 3 года назад +17

    "KILL HIM" that line is gold

  • @baconweave5159
    @baconweave5159 3 года назад +4

    Zach's laugh brings me joy

  • @laughingmind3286
    @laughingmind3286 3 года назад +1

    Ngl I use your campfire stories Playlist to fall asleep. The conversations between you two is honestly soothing

  • @maximumride427
    @maximumride427 3 года назад +1

    i cant get enough of your military shenanigans. I swear to god before people enlist they should listen to at least one campfire story.

  • @Erisblackstone
    @Erisblackstone 3 года назад +3

    Honey wake up, Mike uploaded a new campfire stories

  • @CharlieName33
    @CharlieName33 3 года назад +1

    Thanks Grandpa Zach
    Thanks Grandpa Mike
    I always love your barrelfire stories.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +47

    The last time I was this early my wife filed for divorce

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 3 года назад +10

      The last time i was this early i convinced this broad to leave her husband

  • @BrickZero
    @BrickZero 3 года назад +11

    trying to teach your body how to breath is a scary thing the first time it happens.

  • @robertwhite7845
    @robertwhite7845 3 года назад +1

    Man I absolutely love your guys's campfire stories

  • @davidwilems8915
    @davidwilems8915 3 года назад

    I seriously love the campfire stories. I've watched them dozens of times and while im on the road (truck driver) I'll have your campfire stories just playing. Always makes me laugh

  • @jonskowitz
    @jonskowitz 3 года назад +2

    My Drill Sergeant had a stress ball too... His name was Private Bayne.
    Bayne's upper body strength was phenomenal by the end of Basic

  • @patrickquillen5359
    @patrickquillen5359 3 года назад +5

    Yay I love these stories and I'm happy there's another one.

  • @ifrit8989
    @ifrit8989 3 года назад +1

    As always, their delivery is PRICELESS.

  • @The_Forge_Master
    @The_Forge_Master 3 года назад +2

    Sweet baby Jaceus! This is exactly what I asked for! Thank you, Mike!

  • @souldestroyerx24
    @souldestroyerx24 3 года назад +2

    I love these guys I’d gotten so bored at work I’ll throw in my earbuds and just listen to them to pass the time

  • @Vyelikan
    @Vyelikan 3 года назад +2

    Finally, I've been waiting for some more stories from you guys

  • @heyythatsprettygood8763
    @heyythatsprettygood8763 2 года назад

    "Ah, fuck, and I'm in the driver's seat."
    Got me fucking wheezing

  • @yourleftwingman4824
    @yourleftwingman4824 3 года назад

    Because of these videos I call my military stories campfire stories. These videos are great 10/10 they’re such a treat

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 2 года назад +4

    A drill sergeants that was chill behind closed to doors is hilarious

  • @CrescentGuard
    @CrescentGuard 3 года назад +3

    As a kid I got a concussion on one of those playground merry-go-rounds that you spin by hand. We had these two huge kids with us, each of them must have weighed 200+ pounds of mostly just muscle and we all got on and had them spin us as hard as they could, see who was the last man standing. That wound up being me, but when they tried to stop it it was going so fucking fast I was just thrown about fifteen feet into the dirt and cracked my head. Apparently when they came over to me I wasn't breathing, then the instant someone poked me I woke up and just started maniacally laughing. I remember having zero control over it, I was just laughing like the goddamn Joker with this big ol' knot on my head, and even while the adults were brought over to check on me I just kept laughing for about thirty minutes straight before the nausea finally got me to puke and shut up.

  • @brandonwilliams2188
    @brandonwilliams2188 3 года назад +17

    You know before listening to all these stories I wanted to join the Army, no I don't wanna.

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад +4

      Didn't stop me, think of the benefits and job training, and all you gotta do is suffer for it

    • @thonk6191
      @thonk6191 3 года назад +7

      What's that? All I need to do for free health insursnce is suffer for several years, likely get PTSD, suffer multiple injuries, and possibly put my life on the line? Hell yeah, sign me up!

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад +1

      @@thonk6191 you know there are ways to get the benefits and be fairly safe the entire time you're in right? Primarily by not going active duty infantry

    • @theobviouswulf3243
      @theobviouswulf3243 3 года назад +3

      @@thonk6191 You do know that there are multiple branches of the military, right?

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 3 года назад +1

      @@theobviouswulf3243: And in which branch of the military are those concepts mentioned by Thonk not applicable? Somehow even the reserves get deployed more than active duty, so what exactly would you suggest?

  • @zodiac8636
    @zodiac8636 3 года назад +1

    I always love hearing these stories

  • @masonlou1895
    @masonlou1895 3 года назад +3

    Yes more campfire stories

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 3 года назад

    I appreciate the humanity and self awareness of this. Wholesome isn't the right word but it's something like that.
    Reminds me of the fact I got a concussion falling off a horse as a little kid. I don't remember it much but I do remember that I was afraid of horses after that for a long time.

  • @alexpalazzolo1899
    @alexpalazzolo1899 3 года назад +55

    I don't think I've clicked faster on a video

  • @Ijiraq05
    @Ijiraq05 3 года назад +7

    11:40 I've never heard Zach sound so aggressive.

  • @ItsTheSmurf
    @ItsTheSmurf 3 года назад +5

    "the mosquitos are the size of c130s in Louisiana" so you could say. "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE". I had to

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад

      He better use his small arms artillery knowledge to shoot them down

  • @scuttle9226
    @scuttle9226 3 года назад +1

    During one of our FTXs in BCT (winter 2012), an arti-sim detonated roughly 2 meters in front of my face. I was blinded for about 30 seconds and my ears rang for roughly a full minute. Now I tense up or get easily startled by unexpected flashes of light and sudden sounds.

  • @alex-fy8sy
    @alex-fy8sy 2 года назад +1

    At least in Canada our helmets we use for vehicles are different than the ones for infantry, we use them mainly for our leopards 2's and coyotes and it helps not having your brains bashed in, this is coming from someone with five concussions so, yeah...

  • @chaoko99
    @chaoko99 3 года назад +2

    how nice of this to come out shortly after I faceplant into a snowbank at 20 MPH and wonder if I had a concussion. Now I know what it's like!
    Wear a helmet, kids.

  • @Gungusgaming
    @Gungusgaming 4 месяца назад

    i love the drill sargeant stories where you feel like you're about to get an earful and then it's just "look, dont do that anymore." and they just tell you to act like you got yelled at

  • @DredgenStorm
    @DredgenStorm 2 года назад +1

    Sweet fuck I remember when this was uploaded. I was so excited cause I had a shit day at work and was looking forward to listening to this on the way home. That was only last year????? It feels like it's been longer!!!

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks 3 года назад

    I went to a boy scout camp in Northern Wisconsin and the mosquitoes were just abundant and vicious. If only they weren't immune to deet and every other mainstream repellant due to how much they encounter every year.

  • @rival489
    @rival489 3 года назад +2

    I’ve been waiting for another campfire video to come out!

  • @clintmcbride7830
    @clintmcbride7830 3 года назад

    Y'alls stories are my favorite thing about this channel

  • @camo_kamikaze1598
    @camo_kamikaze1598 3 года назад

    My friend told me a story about these three guys who took off driving a Humvee way over the speed limit, tried to make a turn at speed, then rolling it over with one of them standing up with half of him out where the turret mount goes... The one who was in the gunners stand died, the other two were sent to the hospital, ended up mentally messed up from the crash, were possibly court-martialed, then dishonorably discharged.