Simoleon Horror Story - I'm Gnot a Gthot

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 629

  • @jjdixon8563
    @jjdixon8563 4 года назад +3099

    If you don't like *GIANT RAT* we cant be friends.

  • @ItsJahboi
    @ItsJahboi 4 года назад +2522

    "I don't have any friends"
    "Alright I'm joining a gang" - Jerma

  • @glass9085
    @glass9085 4 года назад +2671

    Streamer owns no clothes and only has a blanket to cover himself with

  • @unwise_TW
    @unwise_TW 4 года назад +388

    I like how the GIANT RAT, was the most normal of them all and had nothing bad happen to them.

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 2 года назад +48

      He made all of the rules, including the one that makes it so nothing bad can happen to him

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 4 года назад +2474

    My favorite part about Jerma videos is that so many of the comments are people describing the events of the video like it’s a headline for a news story about a guy who got arrested for doing something weird.

    • @captainimperialism4568
      @captainimperialism4568 4 года назад +98

      Cheese Wizard People do that with Joel as well, no matter how many times I see it it’s always funny as hell

    • @TheKidNobodyNotices
      @TheKidNobodyNotices 4 года назад +81

      @@captainimperialism4568 I think it started way back when one guy used to do it every video except he made it more obvious that it was supposed to be a news headline

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 4 года назад +120

      @@TheKidNobodyNotices Local News Crowdsourced to Replace Missing Print Designer

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад +64

      I mean, the man ate a goddamn shoe on stream. This is the kind of audience he cultivates

    • @Nilon241
      @Nilon241 3 года назад +46

      DERANGED STREAMER RUNS OVER MAN'S CAT CLAIMING "IT'S NOT TIRE MARKS"

  • @fakskis
    @fakskis 4 года назад +3687

    Jerma: "This is what I look like."
    Sim: *ALMOST looks like Jerma*
    Chat: "Put on facecam so we can compare."
    Jerma: *Puts on facecam, and then changes Sim a lot*
    Sim: *Looks NOTHING like Jerma*

    • @B0Yextreme
      @B0Yextreme 4 года назад +284

      It looks like onision

    • @catthesociopath8105
      @catthesociopath8105 4 года назад +166

      @@B0Yextreme oof, I hate getting reminded of that guy, lmao

    • @gustavop.9379
      @gustavop.9379 4 года назад +264

      @@B0Yextreme Dont compare Jerma to that freak :(((

    • @B0Yextreme
      @B0Yextreme 4 года назад +113

      @@gustavop.9379 im comparing the sim with that freak lol

    • @big924
      @big924 4 года назад +6

      We’re talking about both jermas

  • @user-gk5vw4in8w
    @user-gk5vw4in8w 4 года назад +680

    > *Gets shot*
    > “Very sad”

  • @Poliswag7
    @Poliswag7 3 года назад +165

    Going into rat cam and catching Jerma taking drugs in the bathroom is the funniest thing to happen in this series

  • @_ToCamoe_
    @_ToCamoe_ 4 года назад +1491

    10:07 POV you’re Otto and Jerma is bathing you

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 года назад +360

      Poor Otto, he has to deal with Jerma's crippling MDMA addiction.

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 4 года назад +94

      I've had multiple dreams like this

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +21

      "what he's doin?"

    • @Jesus_3232
      @Jesus_3232 3 года назад +6

      I’m relatively new to jerma, I assume Otto is his dog?

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +1

      @@Jesus_3232 yeah

  • @nazauwu6431
    @nazauwu6431 4 года назад +918

    the dog pov section was terrifying

    • @cowbellfreak
      @cowbellfreak 4 года назад +73

      Yeah I feel too much remorse for my french bulldog right now, especially after giving him a bath yesterday

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 года назад +82

      That's a weird way to spell "arousing" but okay

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 3 года назад +8

      @@BalthorYT back to hell with you

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 3 года назад +1

      @@themyofmy :)

    • @GenericProtagonist118
      @GenericProtagonist118 3 года назад +17

      Rat-Cam.

  • @danielsoares3099
    @danielsoares3099 4 года назад +508

    streamer washes his rat and takes pills live on stream

  • @goose6360
    @goose6360 4 года назад +608

    I love that jerma's attempt at making himself resulted in him making his evil clone, germuh

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 2 года назад +16

      It sorta looks like Anakin before he got burned to a crisp

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 4 года назад +2931

    The Sims has this ability to unlock Jerma's full potential as a comedy man. Every single Sims related video is golden.

    • @hankwicklund2182
      @hankwicklund2182 4 года назад +85

      I was laughing almost every single second of the previous Sims video. Comedy gold.

    • @WilfredCthulu
      @WilfredCthulu 4 года назад +69

      I actually rewatched the full stream last week and was laughing my ass off at this household to an unbelievable degree. I remembered most of the fruit stuff but somehow forgot just how absouletly insane and idiotic Jerma and Vroomer were.

    • @Uncompromising_Mode
      @Uncompromising_Mode 4 года назад +30

      Jerma is great when he gets to pick on tiny people.

    • @freakcree6218
      @freakcree6218 4 года назад +2

      Comedy man

    • @daveraddy3119
      @daveraddy3119 4 года назад +1

      omfg the fruits had me dead

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 4 года назад +649

    Seeing Jermas crippling drug addiction to MDMA through the eyes of the Giant Rat really hit. Please Jerma if you see this get help. Mom and Dad are worried for you and they still love you. They just want you to get help. You know your addiction has hurt so many in the family. You have a problem and that's okay.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 4 года назад +601

    That “Run ova” was the most Bostonian I’ve ever heard Jerma speak.
    5:24

  • @SMAKRUSKI
    @SMAKRUSKI 4 года назад +194

    This must be the strangest take on American Psycho yet

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 4 года назад +150

    The chaos of The Thotties' first appearance is one of my more vivid memories.

  • @itsmeezrb617
    @itsmeezrb617 3 года назад +107

    I live in vegas and I drive real fast when jerma is streaming just in case jerma is inside one of the houses

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 4 года назад +153

    “He was gonna shoot me but then he realized how bad I smelled”

  • @gunkwizardry
    @gunkwizardry 4 года назад +1313

    today on "twitch streamer not so subtly reveals his crippling body dysmoprhia"

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 года назад +231

      Let's be real chat definitely doesn't help

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 4 года назад +130

      The thing stream really fucked him up

    • @MatthewPherigo
      @MatthewPherigo 4 года назад +232

      He's been like that for a while.
      - Jerma makes a face
      - Chat screenshots and sends it to him
      - Jerma: "That's photoshopped. I don't look like that. That's not physically possible."
      - Then he has to go look at the footage to convince himself that he really does look like that.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 года назад +135

      @@MatthewPherigo And then sometimes it actually _is_ Photoshopped and he thinks it's real...

    • @worried_weasel747
      @worried_weasel747 3 года назад +79

      This actually kinda makes me sad. I feel like we all need to go on a Jerma stream and just compliment him

  • @Time4me2change
    @Time4me2change 4 года назад +312

    Its funny how jerma's character impulsively murders everyone similar to how his earlier videos went.

  • @diedbadly
    @diedbadly 4 года назад +562

    POV: You're the giant rat that makes all of the rules getting a bath from Jerma985 high on weed he bought from a garden gnome ASMR

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke 4 года назад +17

      “High on weed” makes it sound like you’re shooting us fucking drugz. just say stoned lol. high on weed sounds weird. As you can tell I’m fuckin baked

    • @daveraddy3119
      @daveraddy3119 4 года назад +8

      Eddie Burke happy 420 g

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад +3

      @@daveraddy3119 happy Thursday the 27th of January g

    • @daveraddy3119
      @daveraddy3119 2 года назад

      @@AlanaBananaCanada dude its actually my bday whats good G?

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад +1

      @@daveraddy3119 holy shit bud, happy birthday! that's pretty rad there raddy. Have a gooder 🤙🏻

  • @worried_weasel747
    @worried_weasel747 3 года назад +78

    I’m pretty new to Jerma videos and I thought the guy speeding by him was a joke or an over-exaggeration and hearing in the background just “zooooommm” was hilarious.

  • @natedimitroff4634
    @natedimitroff4634 4 года назад +313

    2:00 that’s just Anakin Skywalker

  • @ScarfKat
    @ScarfKat 4 года назад +141

    At 20:53 the cop that looks EXACTLY like Etalyx coming in to arrest him right after the murder caught me so off guard i couldn't breathe oh my goodness

  • @justarandompurplefox3243
    @justarandompurplefox3243 4 года назад +192

    Imagine sending yourself to hell because you chainsawed the grim reaper

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 4 года назад +113

    6:45 That probably happened to Jerma right when he was born.

  • @chrisp9586
    @chrisp9586 2 года назад +27

    so this is where he learned to twerk for the third green screen stream

    • @Moircuus
      @Moircuus 2 года назад +1

      Exactly my thoughts

  • @xoyv
    @xoyv 4 года назад +79

    jerma: "i'm gonna join a gang"
    20 unrelated and uncontrolled kills alter: "ok that's enough"

  • @AjaxJP
    @AjaxJP 4 года назад +84

    When the gnome waddled in I absolutely lost my shit

  • @agent_230
    @agent_230 4 года назад +173

    1:00 literally the ice age baby

  • @ababababaababbba
    @ababababaababbba 4 года назад +130

    >makes Walter
    "It's a giant rat"

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 3 года назад +5

      Pretty fair reaction to seeing a bull terrier ngl

    • @ПростоЯ-щ4е
      @ПростоЯ-щ4е 3 года назад

      It's the budlight mascot!

  • @thomassully6421
    @thomassully6421 4 года назад +81

    These simoleon horror story videos have legitimately made me laugh the hardest I’ve ever laughed good shit

  • @db3951
    @db3951 4 года назад +97

    “Buy mdma pills” jerma: “is this illegal”

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 3 года назад +10

      It depends which region you're in, your race and social status

  • @bandit6556
    @bandit6556 4 года назад +42

    this is quite possibly one of the most deranged things ive ever seen happen in a video game

  • @HardBloodNelza
    @HardBloodNelza 2 года назад +18

    Favorite part is when one of the thotties gang members kills a cop and they all laugh and jerma also laughs

  • @myssledissle
    @myssledissle 4 года назад +150

    Delusional Vroomer thinks he is Prince Charming from Shrek

  • @AaronJR9119
    @AaronJR9119 4 года назад +98

    10:05 This is someone's fanatasy

    • @meneerhoed
      @meneerhoed 4 года назад +41

      yeah, mine

    • @offended323
      @offended323 4 года назад +26

      Streamer drowns rat on rat camera

    • @Skwalol
      @Skwalol 4 года назад +21

      Jerma’s first child POV

    • @Rhelord
      @Rhelord 4 года назад +6

      @@meneerhoed no that's mine

    • @solharv7817
      @solharv7817 4 года назад +4

      If these comments are anything to go by, it’s a lot of people’s fantasy

  • @air-head3961
    @air-head3961 2 года назад +12

    0:28 within 10 seconds jerma made me go from feeling indifferent, to wanting to punch that sim

  • @BeefShrimp42
    @BeefShrimp42 4 года назад +21

    I got unreasonably upset when 8 ran away and nobody would comfort him

  • @sorrynothing5602
    @sorrynothing5602 4 года назад +22

    19:53 Vroomer pulled some kind of spy movie bit and shot a lady while hiding the gun behind a coffee mug he was holding in the same hand.

  • @Jokiiiing
    @Jokiiiing 4 года назад +83

    “I will I WILL... i just have to put clothes on” never change jerma never change

  • @loveace2430
    @loveace2430 3 года назад +15

    I love how after the giant rat was bathed, he just watched Jerma take 70 Xanax.

  • @skerigyttorp
    @skerigyttorp 4 года назад +27

    Whenever jerma goes quiet you are unsure if he’s laughing or those weird quiet sounds is him typing.

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 4 года назад +64

    **THE CAR PUNCHLINE**
    the continuation of the truck punchline.

  • @Philboh8
    @Philboh8 4 года назад +7

    15:44 just a casual Mortal Kombat special move in the Sims no biggy

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 года назад +68

    2:37 - That''s Dr. Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot

    • @spookatzz
      @spookatzz 4 года назад

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад +23

    the cat just gave me a trippy flashback to a line of toys I loved as a kid, they were kind of like garbage pail kids but animals that had something horrible done to them. I loved the cat that had a tire track across the middle. Unless that was all a fever dream. Chat please confirm for me that this was a real thing and not the product of my diseased mind.
    edit: they were called Meanies and they were very real

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 2 года назад +13

    Jerma randomly executing pedestrians and housemates is fairly accurate to his real life persona.

  • @JM-ir6xq
    @JM-ir6xq 4 года назад +47

    22:30 Joker (2019)

    • @tommymarett7725
      @tommymarett7725 4 года назад

      J M lmaoooo

    • @labenvenci1584
      @labenvenci1584 4 года назад +4

      YOU GET WHAT YOU ****ING DESERVE!

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 года назад +1

      What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner, WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS HIM AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?!!
      I'll tell you what you get

  • @veroowem
    @veroowem 8 месяцев назад +3

    Very interesting how the only sim Jerma made to be a copy of himself turned out to be a serial killer.

  • @dukinukireal
    @dukinukireal 4 года назад +39

    2:57
    Walter

  • @Toshiro-dono
    @Toshiro-dono 4 года назад +13

    Its incredible how thorough this whole storyline is, so much to unpack really

  • @evillourd3230
    @evillourd3230 4 года назад +46

    Whenever 8 Lives ran away, all hell broke loose. Just saying

  • @thecakeThief
    @thecakeThief 4 года назад +4

    AMAZING OPTICAL ILLUSION 18:34

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 4 года назад +19

    “I just gotta put clothes on”
    *[just wraps himself in a blanket]*

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +30

    I still can't get over how handsome Jeremy is

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA 4 года назад +32

    Honestly, though, Jeremy’s Sim is quite a flattering caricature.

  • @cucumbersniff51
    @cucumbersniff51 4 года назад +15

    21:09 I died when the cat starts licking the blood

  • @TheSidwo
    @TheSidwo 4 года назад +30

    DO NOT talk to the Vroomer before they have had their coffee.

  • @TheoSaville
    @TheoSaville 4 года назад +44

    gotta love a jonny english intro

  • @punoil
    @punoil 4 года назад +31

    local streamer joins and gang, ends up in Hell for his sins

  • @Farmeraap
    @Farmeraap 4 года назад +13

    This absolutely killed me live, my mouth hurt from laughter for several days straight and it's happening again help me

  • @NoahtheEpicGuy
    @NoahtheEpicGuy 2 года назад +2

    0:44 king crimson album

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 года назад +5

    10:05 you're being waterboarded by jerma for knowing about The Facility where jerma clones are produ- *gets shot by assassin through window*

  • @juggernaut7_
    @juggernaut7_ Год назад +4

    Jerma: **amused by horrifically clever disfigurement of human bodies and faces to make them vaguely resemble various animals**
    Also Jerma: **paints fake tire marks on a cat, clearly in good health** “NO CHAT, I CAN’T DO THIS, THIS IS TOO DARK”

  • @Thelionpaladin
    @Thelionpaladin 4 года назад +6

    A Jerma murder mystery where the killer is always the inter-dimensional car

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 4 года назад +70

    Crazy streamer yells at virtual beings

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 4 года назад +154

    Any character, literally anyone at all: *Dies*
    The violinist off-camera: 👀👀👀😲😲😉🤗🤗🤗💁‍♂️🎻🎻🎻🤲🥳🥳🥳

    • @onlyjake3851
      @onlyjake3851 4 года назад +3

      eat hot chip and lie its you again

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 4 года назад +8

    Chat: "name the cat Speed Bump"
    I was drinking water.

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 4 года назад +7

    "Could You stop killing Sims?, I don't have all day to reap souls."

  • @orthoceras
    @orthoceras 3 года назад +2

    23:32 American Psycho (2000)

  • @someguywithbagels5907
    @someguywithbagels5907 2 года назад +4

    Streamer twerks for money, earns 500 dollars.

  • @Siouxsie1313
    @Siouxsie1313 4 года назад +2

    18:10
    Joker (2019)

  • @Chris-ei2rq
    @Chris-ei2rq 4 года назад +55

    Compact streamer has insecurities about himself

  • @tigolbiddies7735
    @tigolbiddies7735 4 года назад +17

    i love dealing maddy with a gnome

  • @VOKZEL
    @VOKZEL 4 года назад +11

    2:18 Sentry goin' up!

  • @Boney9551
    @Boney9551 4 года назад +7

    Local streamer turned god brings life to his own inner representations of his past, present and possibly future

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 4 года назад +11

    The thumbnail send a feeling of pure dread over my entire body

    • @MashieMutt
      @MashieMutt 4 года назад +1

      Wait why is there anime music at 24:25 ????

  • @nintendoplayboxer7147
    @nintendoplayboxer7147 4 года назад +10

    This is just the Kenshi stream from an alternate universe

  • @patrickfitzgerald7884
    @patrickfitzgerald7884 4 года назад +17

    Local streamer corrodes the relationships within an innocent household

  • @papermartin879
    @papermartin879 4 года назад +2

    jerma killing death itself and then tposing is terrifying

  • @radicalricky3402
    @radicalricky3402 4 года назад +11

    I can't tell if it's one of those long con bits or if when he isn't on camera during stream he's really sitting there naked and getting up to put on his robe

  • @TheVorran
    @TheVorran 4 года назад +3

    I love that hard cut to what Jeremy "looks like"

  • @juliomontoya8824
    @juliomontoya8824 4 года назад +3

    Gotta say, Jerma going full on Patrick Bateman and then being sent of to hell is a very appropriate ending for"Simoleon Horror Story"'s Storyline

  • @joelbroadcastingcompany9557
    @joelbroadcastingcompany9557 2 года назад +2

    i love how jerma tries to create himself, then his sim turns into a murderous psychopath on its own like it knew who jerma was

  • @coryman125
    @coryman125 4 года назад +248

    Why did Jerma give Etalyx such weird hair and name him "Vroomer"? And who's that other Firs T'die guy supposed to represent, chat? I'm very confused, I expected Jerma's vlogging channel to make more sense D:

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 4 года назад +6

      @Ze4l Fish Harsh but true

  • @TheTangaMandapium
    @TheTangaMandapium 4 года назад +17

    23:53 a s c e n d e d

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 года назад +3

      Seeing the cat slowly run away and disappear all while jerma is murdering his roommate is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

  • @MicrowavedAlastair5390
    @MicrowavedAlastair5390 4 года назад +1

    Local Man Goes On Murder Spree, Kills Death, Sends Himself To Hell

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 9 месяцев назад +1

    Speed bump is objectively a hilarious cat name

  • @llamapunch4311
    @llamapunch4311 3 года назад +4

    6:37 ace attorney character names be like

  • @shoco462
    @shoco462 4 года назад +40

    See a lot of people didn't know... that there's a boss battle in this...
    the
    *GIANT* ENEMY RAT

  • @zitronentank1324
    @zitronentank1324 Год назад +1

    Local man joins gang and goes on murdering rampage: Promptly gets dragged to hell, witnesses say

  • @erinathedummy9057
    @erinathedummy9057 4 года назад +5

    6:10 the dog I adopted was thrown out of a car before he got taken to the shelter, guess what his name is

  • @MysticMouth
    @MysticMouth 4 года назад +17

    The dog is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 года назад +3

      What dog?

    • @MysticMouth
      @MysticMouth 4 года назад +6

      @@Skiivin my bad the big rat

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 4 года назад +23

    people say 2020 is a bad year but i say its one of the best, like cmon Jerma uploaded this

  • @50bottlesofpinklemonade
    @50bottlesofpinklemonade 4 года назад +6

    7:18 the jokes find jerma

  • @iandriskell9271
    @iandriskell9271 3 года назад +1

    The webcam comparison with the car drivin by had me in tears

  • @joakperey
    @joakperey 4 года назад +6

    0:38 Uncut Gems (2019)

  • @naworshea
    @naworshea Месяц назад

    the webcam gave him the most severe body dysmorphia ever seen