CORRECTIONS Episode 58: Week of Monday, September 26

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2022
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like implying Elmer's glue is made out of horses and saying it before announcing a contest for international Jackals to win a mug.
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  • @chadsatterlee580
    @chadsatterlee580 Год назад +163

    By a good guy with an axe the greatest punch line of 2022

    • @brendancanavan2210
      @brendancanavan2210 Год назад +4

      It was absolutely brilliant. I hope everyone got it. It was almost slipped in too subtly for a joke so good.

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Год назад +2

      I caught it the first time through & was ready to laugh even harder on second pass. Multiple viewings is necessary to get through as many comments as possible to be sure I get everything brought to my attention by other Jackals.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Год назад

      Yup. I was just going to point out that an ax-wielding madman is what Republicans think they can use to frighten Americans,... but they'd be just _fine_ with a gun-wielding madman. A madman with an AK-47 is just a patriotic American, right? No Republican would say a _word_ about that.
      At my age, I'm not sure I could run away from an ax-wielding madman, but I _know_ I couldn't run away from a hail of bullets. And I could at least pick up something to fight back at an ax-wielding madman - or even just throw something at him. How in the _world_ can Americans not see through Republican BS?

  • @franimal86
    @franimal86 Год назад +60

    “But if people have an issue with black hobbits, they’re bigots? Yes” gold

    • @rickypen
      @rickypen Год назад +10

      The whole: lord of the rings wouldn't have black people, or the witcher world, or whatever else people think wouldn't have black, argument is SUPER dumb. Black skin color would evolve in anywhere that has a sun.

    • @user-dy3hy6cb9y
      @user-dy3hy6cb9y 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also, it's a FANTASY story. You can put whatever and whoever you want!

  • @Hydrogen101
    @Hydrogen101 Год назад +434

    Seth getting corrected in the middle of corrections is 👨‍🍳 😘🤌🏼

    • @casinomann
      @casinomann Год назад +1

      timestamp?

    • @Hydrogen101
      @Hydrogen101 Год назад +4

      @@casinomann 12:18

    • @DominikLeitner
      @DominikLeitner Год назад +31

      @@Hydrogen101 Correction: That's not the middle.

    • @lisas5211
      @lisas5211 Год назад +5

      @@DominikLeitner HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Год назад +3

      It possibly saved us from a Post Malone reference.

  • @aurora8298
    @aurora8298 Год назад +281

    Correction about Scandinavia
    You implied that Finland is part of the Scandinavian countries, but really only Sweden, Norway and Denmark make up Scandinavia. If you talk about any other of our nordic neighbors the correct term would be the Nordic Countries which extends to Iceland and Finland. Specifically Norway, Sweden and Finland make up Fennoscandia, if you want to be pedantic - which as a jackal who is from those three countries, I really do.

    • @bonghunezhou5051
      @bonghunezhou5051 Год назад +1

      Hm, Sweden and Norway are members of both _Scandinavia_ and _Fennoscandia_ ?

    • @nickchristensen6376
      @nickchristensen6376 Год назад +5

      Upvote, came here to say this

    • @aurora8298
      @aurora8298 Год назад +20

      @@bonghunezhou5051 Well, yes. But Scandinavia, while often used in reference to a geographical area, is mostly describing the historical, cultural, and linguistic ties between Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Fennoscandia is specifically a geographical region consisting of the Scandinavian and Kola peninsulas, neither of which include Denmark. Unsurprisingly, there is also shared history between Finland and the Scandinavian countries, especially Sweden, and the countries have important political agreements and ties even today

    • @p.o.3889
      @p.o.3889 Год назад +3

      Yet Oulu is the Capital of Northern Scandinavia (according to them). And at the same time it's also the capital of Western Siberia.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Год назад +7

      I knew that about Scandinavia but didn't know that about Fennoscandia! Thank you!

  • @lizhaley135
    @lizhaley135 Год назад +254

    it deeply upsets me how much i look forward to and enjoy corrections each week. i’m bought into the lore and everything and i’m absolutely livid.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Год назад +21

      You got caught. It happens. It doesn't mean that you're strange, or a Bizarro Liz, or wicked in a nerdy way - you're just _you._ Caught. In "Corrections" on RUclips. Like a jackal in a whoooole lot of correction tape. An image. Which I hope makes it onto a mug. Drawn by anybody else but me. Because I only draw. In words. Now or in the
      foreseeable
      Future.
      Disclaimer: This was NOT written with incorrect punctuation or _anything else_ wrong, because I was drawing. With words. Like poetry. Kind of. To comfort.
      Liz
      Hailey.

    • @torinarg123
      @torinarg123 Год назад +4

      Join us......

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Год назад +1

      @@torinarg123 😂🐾

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 Год назад +13

      One of us. One of us.

    • @gregmark1688
      @gregmark1688 Год назад +9

      @@blackmoon9793 Are you implying we jackals are a bunch of circus freaks? Because if you are, I really don't think you're being very fair to circus freaks.

  • @d.263
    @d.263 Год назад +94

    I love the group effort of Corrections, and how we Jackals are included. Hands down the BEST segment in late night.

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 Год назад +3

      Yes, all the rest of the week only has the raison d'etre of supplying errors for the Corrections to correct.

  • @YT-Lucas
    @YT-Lucas Год назад +170

    Correction: 6:30 - that's not a pun, merely a play on words.
    As a former O'Henry Pun-Off Semi-Finalist, I feel like it's important to say that a pun is a specific type of play on words in which the words sound similar while having different meanings.

    • @seansmith3058
      @seansmith3058 Год назад +30

      No need to puntificate.

    • @YT-Lucas
      @YT-Lucas Год назад +16

      @@seansmith3058 just a nugget i wanted to share with folks. I'll ketchup with you later!

    • @jeremybartlett1706
      @jeremybartlett1706 Год назад +5

      @@YT-Lucas I'm on a seafood diet. Which means, if I see food -and it's a fish...I eat it.

    • @flaneur5560
      @flaneur5560 Год назад +35

      The New York Post headline was neither a pun nor a play on words. It was merely quoting a McDonalds slogan for comic effect. I'd say it was quoted ironically - but I'm told American men don't understand irony - regarding it as women's work.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Год назад

      @@jeremybartlett1706 Both spellings, axe or ax, are correct, not unlike grey and gray. Thank us Americans. And no, I can't agree on your pun ranking; there are few things more satisfying than a perfectly placed pun. I'm always up for a good groan.

  • @TheLauren800
    @TheLauren800 Год назад +35

    as a Canadian the "she's gone" was great!!!

  • @Yanjingzaizai
    @Yanjingzaizai Год назад +50

    Not a correction but I'd really like to see Seth walk us thru all the trinkets on his desk

  • @ka-powUSA
    @ka-powUSA Год назад +117

    I love the fact that these sound like classic local TV studios with 5 guys in the audience.

    • @zorakj
      @zorakj Год назад

      That one guy’s laugh is annoying.

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate Год назад +1

      I love it!

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Год назад +4

      @@zorakj Okay, Karen.

    • @zorakj
      @zorakj Год назад +1

      @@AlbertaGeek I said he was annoying. I didn’t suggest the manager should’ve been called to throw him out.

    • @davidwright9318
      @davidwright9318 Год назад +1

      I literally just mentioned this to my partner.😂😂😂😂

  • @JulieOfSuburbia
    @JulieOfSuburbia Год назад +446

    As a Dane, it is true that us Scandinavians poke fun at each other, but it is a very sibling-like relationship. If any other country actually meant any harm to Sweden, you can bet the rest of Scandinavia (and the Nordic countries in general) would step up to help - and vice versa.

    • @frantikfueled
      @frantikfueled Год назад +39

      As a Finn.. Sure. But not Norway 😉

    • @milesgillespie6665
      @milesgillespie6665 Год назад +7

      What if a German says something? Two exchange students (one German and one Norwegian) moved into my college apartment complex and we would all hang out. Anyway, one night I was telling them how my grandparents were Finnish, and the German said to me I shouldn't advertise that, and the Norwegian agreed. As if the Finns are somehow looked down upon by the rest of Europe. Is this true, slightly true, or were they just messing with me?

    • @JulieOfSuburbia
      @JulieOfSuburbia Год назад +31

      @@milesgillespie6665 I have never ever experienced anyone looking down on Finland. One of my best friends is Finnish and it has never come up in conversation between the two of us.
      Let me ask her if she’s ever experienced it from others and get back to you. ✌️

    • @mariusmatei2946
      @mariusmatei2946 Год назад +2

      Ummm, that's not what I gathered from the nastiness/vitriol with which the Danes are accusing Sweden for "stealing their territories", or the Norwegians accusing Denmark for their "battered" History; or, maybe, these are just the "respectable" members of the "danish people's" party, or the "progress" party!?

    • @UnstablePax
      @UnstablePax Год назад +17

      @@milesgillespie6665 historically finns were seen as a whole other people, so racism towards them were prevalent even up to the 90's. At least in Sweden. But other than that, no idea.

  • @maynardcm
    @maynardcm Год назад +106

    I can't decide if this international competition is real or a joke... but imma send a post card from Dublin anyway.

    • @SajarErbraTerof
      @SajarErbraTerof Год назад +15

      Same here... I kind of wonder if the PO box it reallythe one for the show or he is pulling a prank to someone!? 😅🤗 Either way, I'm in! and I will be going to find the cheesiest post card of Montréal ! 😁

    • @topturn9653
      @topturn9653 Год назад

      drone ub-bu t how much is the stamp? you meant the ferry? A lot. not too much tho.

    • @AndersG84
      @AndersG84 Год назад

      In Irish or English?

    • @monanaliza
      @monanaliza Год назад

      haha same, from London

  • @peterg5383
    @peterg5383 Год назад +24

    omg, the "good guy with an axe" damn near killed me!

    • @tataririka
      @tataririka Год назад +3

      Are you perhaps a bad guy with an axe then?

  • @Mokonaqc
    @Mokonaqc Год назад +145

    Fun fact, in French, “The 6-million Dollar Man” was titled “L’homme qui valait 3 milliards” (i.e. “The man who was worth 3 billion”). The amount was converted to Francs…
    In Quebec, it was still called “L’homme de 6 millions”.

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch Год назад

      fetch

    • @jakemake2486
      @jakemake2486 Год назад +1

      Ha, that reference was such an unexpected blast from the past 😀

    • @mapples007
      @mapples007 Год назад +3

      And now an actual fact: million in french is 'million' and it means a million.

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 Год назад +5

      In Germany it was called "Der Fünfmillionenreichsmarkmann"

    • @jakemake2486
      @jakemake2486 Год назад +3

      @@jemert96 You probably mean it as a joke (not sure because it's not really funny). However, it's been the 6-Millionen-Dollar-Mann in Germany as well. Just for the record.

  • @LittleTreeBlue
    @LittleTreeBlue Год назад +18

    Oooooh the Epistein flight logs joke was soooo good 😈

  • @nia-uo8nc
    @nia-uo8nc Год назад +126

    correction: SETH MEYERS IS AMERICA’S SWEETHEART! NOT Colin Jost!

  • @brandonisapunkrocker600
    @brandonisapunkrocker600 Год назад +52

    Correction: after probably a year of ‘see me next week’, you said ‘I’ll see you next week’. Looking forward to it! I’ll run the vacuum and everything.

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Год назад +2

      No, he screwed that one up quite often in the past few months.

  • @GilaadE
    @GilaadE Год назад +123

    It's been so long since these started, and they still make me feel warm fuzzy and happy in a nostalgic way whenever they show up in my feed and I hear the corrections sound cue play. I can't think of any other content that makes me feel this way.

    • @carolz5090
      @carolz5090 Год назад

      If you’re also wearing a thong, the Steelers are optional, that would account for the warm and fuzzy part. 🤔 Maybe parts.

    • @mikemann1960
      @mikemann1960 Год назад

      Walley got your back.

  • @seansmith3058
    @seansmith3058 Год назад +203

    Very much a rookie move on Jost's part. Everyone knows you get drunk ON the ferry.

    • @CWMdeschepper
      @CWMdeschepper Год назад +11

      Yeah who has enough money to get drunk in Finland?

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren Год назад

      @@CWMdeschepper a guy with A Very Punchable Face apparently

    • @rikiroos3100
      @rikiroos3100 Год назад

      Yep, that was me.

    • @CWMdeschepper
      @CWMdeschepper Год назад +15

      Seems that Jost bought his own ferry recently. Now he can get drunk there. Real man of the people.

    • @seansmith3058
      @seansmith3058 Год назад +1

      @@CWMdeschepper if the prices are like pre-Euro Estonia then I'll call him that.

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER Год назад +46

    Corrections are wonderful, good work Jackals!
    ... and you too Seth 😅

  • @kaitlynblythe1818
    @kaitlynblythe1818 Год назад +27

    I love that Seth barely skims over Late Night’s monologue jokes before he reads them on the show anymore because he’s too busy writing his Corrections set. It’s what we jackals deserve

  • @emilyniedbala
    @emilyniedbala Год назад +93

    Fun Fact: Elmer’s glue has a cow on it because it was originally made with the main ingredient being Casein, a protein found in cow’s milk.
    So it would be more accurate to say their glue is made of cow not horse.

    • @clashpoet
      @clashpoet Год назад +3

      Technically, it's a bull.

    • @marc21256
      @marc21256 Год назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmer%27s_Products#:~:text=In%201951%2C%20Elmer%20the%20Bull,contained%20casein%20from%20dairy%20milk.
      They picked a bull to represent it was made from cow milk. Are we sure they got the right bovine fluids?

    • @lizperkin1482
      @lizperkin1482 Год назад +2

      @@clashpoet cows can have horns too. Without seeing the backend (or at least the shoulders, which would provide a strong clue one way or the other), we have no way of knowing. Although it being a bull would imply a very different kind of "milk"...

  • @michaelhuber5364
    @michaelhuber5364 Год назад +49

    You missed an obvious joke again.
    "Polyvinyl Acetate, who famously was last in the Kentucky Derby twice in a row"

  • @SteveSmartPoetryandMusic
    @SteveSmartPoetryandMusic Год назад +204

    For everyone complaining that Seth said he will see you next week, maybe he's planning on using the jackal mug money to bring all the jackals together, paying for flights, buses, and Ubers to get us to the studio from all over the world. And if that doesn't happen now, it's because you made him mad! Yes Seth, you WILL see us next week. All of us...

    • @winey2139
      @winey2139 Год назад +16

      If Seth's paying, I'm there!
      (old lady, fixed income)

    • @tataririka
      @tataririka Год назад +12

      The question is, will he pay for the flight back? Or will we be forced to live as illegal immigrants in some basement and jackal from there for the rest of our lives?

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger Год назад +6

      We should all just show up. We're heeeeeereeeee

    • @TheRealGSmith
      @TheRealGSmith Год назад +4

      I don't wanna go to the US though :(

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger Год назад +2

      @@TheRealGSmith awww. Maybe we can meet outside the US. I mean if he is paying....
      Where would you go?

  • @EthanShalev
    @EthanShalev Год назад +64

    You ended with "I will see you next week".
    Now you're just baiting.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 4 месяца назад

      no, it's too obvious! It must mean something else! 🤣

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Год назад +20

    The video ends but my smile lasts. Such a good feeling. Thank you fellow Jackals and Seth.

  • @TudorOrlandea
    @TudorOrlandea Год назад +51

    anybody else wondering who's post box will be spammed by international jackals? great show, as always!

    • @bn1142
      @bn1142 Год назад +4

      Ditto! Keen to know if some comedian friend of Seth's is about to get swamped.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Год назад +5

      MARC Foundation from the basic Google search, for helping people recover from addictions. I have to wonder if it's some charity thing, where he or the show is giving a certain amount for each language they get in response.

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger Год назад

      @@jackl4laughs how do you know that's who it is?

  • @CyberBlastoise
    @CyberBlastoise Год назад +118

    He wasn't stopped by a good guy with *an* axe, he was stopped by a good guy with AXE. He was wearing so much of it that it knocked the bad guy out when he tried to get in chopping range.

    • @somefreshbread
      @somefreshbread Год назад +30

      There’s no such thing as a good guy with Axe.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs Год назад +6

      I mean let's be honest here, if you're sneezing from that terrible middle school smell then swinging an object might not be possible...

    • @carolz5090
      @carolz5090 Год назад +2

      And yet, Seth named one of his children Axel. Why for the love of God, haven’t we suffered enough?

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 Год назад +3

      Better than bear spray because you don’t have to aim.

    • @elle6429
      @elle6429 Год назад +2

      Ya burnt

  • @realtijuana5998
    @realtijuana5998 Год назад +54

    "As a Swede, it's never pleasant to talk to a Dane" said one of those wannabe Norskis at 11:50 and so brought to mind the anecdote told by Arne Wang of Bergen. He was on the ferry one day and found himself sitting between a Dane and a Swede who had been unable to carry on a conversation. Now Arne spoke both dialects of Norwegian, which he called Landsmål and Rejksmål (they seem to be called something else these days), and the Dane understood him in the former while the Swede understood him in the latter. Arne spent the entirety of the voyage serving as their translator, thus demonstrating that Swedes and Danes can talk pleasantly with one another so long as there's a Norwegian to help them out. Ja, sure, ja betcha.

    • @SeppelSquirrel
      @SeppelSquirrel Год назад +8

      Thanks for sharing!
      I love how Seth told his story and it kinda bombed, but he had to go through with it all because the card at the end said "It's Jost not fair." 🤣

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo Год назад +125

    Correction: there's definitely species of Seal that bark, I know from experience that male New Zealand Fur Seals bark.
    Edit: also great to get a laugh from the crew, it's like hearing the laughter of children without the burden of having children.
    Correction: "I will see you next week" don't be like this Seth.

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis Год назад +7

      “Fur seals are any of nine species of pinnipeds belonging to the subfamily Arctocephalinae in the family Otariidae. They are much more closely related to sea lions than true seals, and share with them external ears (pinnae), relatively long and muscular foreflippers, and the ability to walk on all fours.”
      So, it looks like Fur Seals may indeed bark, but only because they’re more sea lions than actual seal.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Год назад +7

      @@puellanivis it should be noted that Otariidae are also collectively referred to as "Eared Seals", opposed to the "Van Gogh Seals" that you're more familiar with.
      That means that all Seals, Fur Seals and Sea Lions are seals, at least in the same sense that all "Toothed Whales" like Pilot Whales, Orca and Dolphins are whales.

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis Год назад +4

      @@RubyDoobieScoo “eared seals” vs “van gogh seals” That’s hilarious. 😄

  • @jerseygill
    @jerseygill Год назад +12

    I know Corrections only gets a fraction of views as your other segments, but it brings me so much joy every week. Listening to the crew crack up laughing at/with themselves, I can't help but laugh along.

  • @trentbolte8311
    @trentbolte8311 Год назад +57

    Thanks for setting the 'emu' record straight. Australia has your back 👍👍

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Год назад

      That's terrifying. 🇦🇺 listens to Seth talk about 🇺🇸 problems. Maybe Hugh Jackman can do a show about 🇦🇺?

    • @stella.r2708
      @stella.r2708 Год назад +6

      We lost a war to prehistoric feathered nope-demons and part of the treaty is that we forever correct people who call them internet cows. E-mail? Yes. E-moo? No!

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Год назад +2

      @@stella.r2708 I thought that the Emus negotiated that Australians have to bow and say "m'lord" when an Emu walks past.

    • @stella.r2708
      @stella.r2708 Год назад +4

      @@RubyDoobieScoo very true. There was a lot in that treaty, how do you think it got on our coat of arms?

    • @LobbyDaLobster
      @LobbyDaLobster Год назад +3

      as soon as I heard "emoo" I knew Australians would already be all over it for me and I wouldn't need to report it myself.

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 Год назад +5

    "Baze... just stop submitting" 🤣

  • @InertiaCreeps
    @InertiaCreeps Год назад +8

    LMFAO! My Grandfather was Norwegian and the first rhyme he ever taught me was literally
    “10,000 Swedes running through the weeds, chased,
    by one,
    Norwegian”
    😂🎉

  • @iponczk
    @iponczk Год назад +20

    “Nobody was loving it” technically wasn’t a pun it was just a turn of phrase ✨✨🇺🇸

  • @maileannlouie
    @maileannlouie Год назад +7

    “She’s gone…..” lmfao! Bravo writers and Seth!

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Год назад +3

      Afaik, corrections is an all Seth thing, his writer's aren't involved.

  • @jimschleich8753
    @jimschleich8753 Год назад +9

    Likes the "It's Jost Not Fair".
    But at first when Seth started bad mouthing America's sweetheart I was all "Che It Ain't So!"

  • @moonkey537
    @moonkey537 Год назад +6

    WE will see YOU next week. Come on Seth, we've been over this 😂

  • @grahamwaldo331
    @grahamwaldo331 Год назад +38

    Correction: a good guy with an axe is called a firefighter

  • @jardinise4292
    @jardinise4292 Год назад +6

    “She’s gone”
    I cackled.

  • @OriginalGabriel
    @OriginalGabriel Год назад +3

    That "she's gone now" bit needed a bigger laugh; that was solid, and in no way too soon (she dragged that shot out).

  • @ccziv
    @ccziv Год назад +2

    The Post headlines are hilarious. Best ever? “Headless Woman Found in Topless Bar.”

  • @namedjasonc
    @namedjasonc Год назад +2

    "... and I will see you next week."
    Oh no, what have you done?!

  • @kirstiecortines6796
    @kirstiecortines6796 Год назад +8

    I don’t know what this says about my life, but corrections is always the highlight of my week 😂 🤣😂

  • @joelmiller6105
    @joelmiller6105 Год назад +5

    You’re back to saying “I will see you next week”. Thought we had been over this already

  • @ryanthrasher2719
    @ryanthrasher2719 Год назад +8

    Can we just have an extended segment where Seth just impersonates Shoemaker??? Please!!!

  • @seanwilliams4087
    @seanwilliams4087 Год назад +27

    Do international jackals qualify for their International Jaccalaureate?

    • @oseyiomoi9276
      @oseyiomoi9276 Год назад +2

      As a former IB student and curent international jackal, I love this 😂.

  • @farmerfrench8054
    @farmerfrench8054 Год назад +17

    The best part of corrections is listening to Wally laugh. Good for him taking a break from showing cue cards to a capable adult that probably doesn’t need them.

  • @amandawilcox4481
    @amandawilcox4481 Год назад +12

    Why do I look forward to this soooo much and feel kind of sad when you have the week off?????? I just love this and all of your regular show segments. They bring me joy and laughter in an otherwise fairly stressful life. Thank you! 😊

  • @ClintonNellist
    @ClintonNellist Год назад +2

    "She gone..." too soon bro 😂😂 🇨🇦

  • @TC_here
    @TC_here Год назад +22

    12:28 ... real time corrections.. Seth asks what its called and gets upset when told .. legend or diva :)

  • @craigslist6988
    @craigslist6988 Год назад +17

    Not sure who told you LOL means laugh out loud, it means "lots of love" and that person was just wishing you well because at your age we never know how much time we have left ❤️‍🔥

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Год назад +2

      That's a very sweet message, and that is one meaning, but in general it does signify a hearty laugh. Context is everything.

  • @JMErlendson
    @JMErlendson Год назад +3

    “Good guy with an axe” landed so hard I broke my arm.

  • @cassandra.a
    @cassandra.a Год назад +2

    I love corrections so effing much.

  • @arjc5714
    @arjc5714 Год назад +7

    Oh no, he over-corrected into “I will see you next week.” I hope there are no consequences to this bank error.

  • @1pierrr
    @1pierrr Год назад +4

    6:30 “by a good guy with an axe”…. Laugh out loud.

  • @bentobot7632
    @bentobot7632 Год назад +22

    Hi Seth, long time viewer, first time jackal here! Is it too meta to correct corrections? Far out. So it's the Imperial measurement system(inches feet yards miles) and Fahrenheit temperature scale that are used almost exclusively the US, who are holdovers to the crown. Meanwhile in the whole rest of the world, Celcius scale and the Metric system make everyone just as hot and tall as Americans.😂

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Год назад +1

      We used to get pounds vs. kilograms right, but not so much anymore....

    • @Naryoril
      @Naryoril Год назад +6

      No, correcting corrections isn't too meta, some things have been corrected and re-corrected for 4 or 5 weeks in a row.

  • @DJCosmicLatte
    @DJCosmicLatte Год назад +2

    Seth has created a cleverly disguised venue to clap back at his viewers and I love it so much

  • @timmtamsar
    @timmtamsar Год назад +9

    Writing from Tallinn- come any time you want! Jackals here are very welcoming.

    • @seansmith3058
      @seansmith3058 Год назад +1

      When I went there it was actually quite popular with the Finns because the booze was a lot cheaper.

  • @spiceyhotpot
    @spiceyhotpot Год назад +12

    Corrections, makes Fridays worth waiting for, and not just for the weekend.

  • @Saeryfim
    @Saeryfim Год назад +4

    Aww, I was thinking the story about keeping your monies in your grandmother's grave was going to be her final words of "You'll get the inheritance over my dead body!"

  • @eco2geek.
    @eco2geek. Год назад +8

    Someone (maybe on Etsy) needs to step in and take orders for Jackal mugs from international viewers. All they have to do is forward it on, and people will pay a fee -- until NBC does it, that is.

    • @hepcatliz
      @hepcatliz Год назад

      I wonder if NBC would shut them down for copyright infringement 🤔

  • @trey3905
    @trey3905 Год назад +7

    Seth pretending to be French always gets me

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Год назад +8

    Groundskeeper Willie: [gasps] "Boy, you read my thoughts. You've got the shinning!"
    Bart Simpson: "You mean "shining?"
    Groundskeeper Willie: "Shh! You want to get sued?"

  • @justinwoodard7529
    @justinwoodard7529 Год назад +3

    "I will see you next week." Come on Meyers, you're better than that.

  • @ro_the_lion
    @ro_the_lion Год назад +1

    "...by a good guy with an axe. Just goes to show you." This was my favourite bit. Just slip that in there, all subtle-like.

  • @maxlemieux8247
    @maxlemieux8247 Год назад +2

    From Canada: Damn those corrections are gems lolllllll 🍻

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 Год назад +7

    Not really a correction but as others have pointed out: the Nordic countries have a very sibling-like relationship to each other. Yes if you tell me you’re visiting Denmark I will ask you “why would you do that” but that’s with love.

    • @wcoasttigger
      @wcoasttigger Год назад

      If we Americans travel outside the US, and we are asked. .we sheepishly whisper "we are Americans" and apologize. Just because as a whole we are rediculous.

  • @TalLikesThat
    @TalLikesThat Год назад +3

    The good guy with an axe joke is so funny.

  • @djpants
    @djpants Год назад +1

    omg when the sass is off the charts is the best

  • @marie-claudehebert7732
    @marie-claudehebert7732 Год назад +28

    Correction-inception. Correption. I disagree. Many Canadians still use fahrenheit for house thermostats (my parents’ is set like that). Also for oven temperatures. And pool temperatures. When you have a fever you often state it in Fahrenheit. But the weather is in Celsius.

    • @asuka_the_void_witch
      @asuka_the_void_witch Год назад +2

      why would you do this to us

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole Год назад +2

      Well Fahrenheit is the superior temperature scale for cooking when compared to Celsius. Better precision temp control with Fahrenheit.

    • @elishmuel1976
      @elishmuel1976 Год назад +2

      Canadian Celsius user here!

    • @monday9026
      @monday9026 Год назад +4

      Our thermostat is Celsius, but I bake using Fahrenheit, take temperatures with Fahrenheit, and check the weather with Celsius. Don’t ask me how I measure distance 🤦‍♀️ Being Canadian is rough, we gotta memorize two whole systems lol

    • @RandomGuyRandomNumber
      @RandomGuyRandomNumber Год назад +2

      @@monday9026 In the UK we can sell half inch diameter threaded steel bar, but only by the metre.
      We can sell fresh fruit for a Pound, but not by the pound.
      We bury people six feet under the ground, but at sea, their depth is 1.8 metres.
      In a pub, one can order a pint of beer. Anywhere else, and its only available in millilitres.
      Horses are measured in hands, handicapped in stones, race over a furlong, and are auctioned for Guineas but paid for in Pounds.
      Petrol is sold by the litre but fuel efficiency is measured in Miles Per Gallon, and our gallon is 25% more than your gallon.
      Our weather forecasters have been known to report warm weather in Fahrenheit and cold weather in Celsius, in the same report.
      Stop your whining, amateurs... 😄

  • @tridachia
    @tridachia Год назад +3

    “I will see you next week”? (Shakes head. Will he ever learn?)

  • @BinocularRivalry
    @BinocularRivalry Год назад +5

    This is still as glorious as it was when it all started

  • @alumpyhorse
    @alumpyhorse Год назад +5

    when I heard the words international jackals, my hackles rose with excitement! -don’t know if it’s a joke or not, but Seth&crew, wherever that postbox is, it’s getting a card from a proud member of the IJC* in the Netherlands. 🐾
    *International Jackal Community

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy Год назад +2

    “It’s Jost not fair!” 😂

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 Год назад +18

    Seth, if the opportunity ever presents itself again, visit Estonia. Tallinn is split into the new and old parts and the old parts are fantastic. Also, take the ferry to Hiiumaa, the northern of the two larger islands off the coast. The scenery is stunning!

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel Год назад

      Actually, I am thinking about traveling to Estonia. Any other advice?

    • @alexandernordstrom1617
      @alexandernordstrom1617 Год назад

      @@FriedrichHerschel Saaremaa, the southern and larger of the two islands with its main town Kuressaare is also worth a visit. Viljandi is another beautiful town with an undulating forested green landscape and parks. In the Tallinn area, the coastal cliffs of Türisalu offer some serious natural drama. Going through the countryside, keep an eye out for majestic storks in their large nests perched on top of poles or old chimneys. But Tallinn and especially the old town probably remain the main attraction.

  • @waynem6488
    @waynem6488 Год назад +10

    Crap, I really wanted to enter the competition for a mug, but it's only open to people from 'a foreign country'. I'm not *from* a foreign country, I'm from Australia. That's not foreign. I'm not foreign ... you're foreign! (etc etc).
    PS: glad somebody picked you up on that totally foreign pronunciation of "emu". 'Emoo?', I said, 'what's that ,a bird that always dresses in black and is compulsively morbid?'. 😀

    • @soonerboomer2947
      @soonerboomer2947 Год назад +2

      Nah, it's an E-mail sent by a cow.

    • @waynem6488
      @waynem6488 Год назад +1

      @@soonerboomer2947 Oh man, Americans get all the best techs.

  • @danielnarbett
    @danielnarbett Год назад +15

    Yes thank you for correcting "emu"! You got it perfect this week :)

  • @maricr84
    @maricr84 Год назад +2

    Ugh, I DO want the mug, but I would need to go the post office during business hours. We don't have mailboxes all over the place in Costa Rica. Oh, well, just let me know when NBC gets with the times...

  • @pattiauburn9109
    @pattiauburn9109 Год назад +3

    LOL. Your shows are the only ones that make me LOL! I adore you and your sense of humor!

  • @kylekay37
    @kylekay37 Год назад +7

    I love Corrections! Feels like we're gettin drunk together! Also you're still totally fucking this up

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian Год назад +88

    Black hobbits are fine. The hobbits in the show are supposed to be one of their ancestral groups called Harfoots, and Tolkien described Harfoots as brown. So there.
    It's far, FAR more offensive that the dwarf women on the show don't have beards like they're supposed to.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Год назад +6

      I'm fine with the diversity as long as it makes sense, it being fantasy doesn't mean that genetics don't exist, if the black Elves were from south of Harad I wouldn't have an issue with it, add to the lore instead of rewriting over it. The lack of beards for Dwarf women was worse though, now they're just short humans.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Год назад +8

      I was confused by the beardless female dwarves.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +1

      The funny part is, I read interviews with the actress who plays the wife to the dwarf Prince, and she talked about how they had to glue her facial hair on one hair at a time ....buy so far I haven't been seen any evidence of facial hair on the woman!

    • @SpacePirateFromSpace
      @SpacePirateFromSpace Год назад +4

      YES THIS. WHERE ARE MY BEARDED DWARF LADIES

    • @RHCole
      @RHCole Год назад

      @@RubyDoobieScoo Nerd.

  • @Pandemonis
    @Pandemonis Год назад +2

    He seemed in much higher spirits this week lol

  • @ericburns469
    @ericburns469 Год назад +6

    Seth was on fire this week, loving the ZFG energy sprinkled throughout !

  • @holzbruch296
    @holzbruch296 Год назад +17

    I kind of love these segments, because it gives more insight into the show and shows a more personal/human side to the host. It's similar to Conan where the stuff with their own personnel was often more interesting and entertaining as just random guest interviews (with a few exceptions like Timothy Olyphant, when he was on Conan). This more laid back atmosphere seems way more "going with the time" than what some other late night shows do, who still stick to a strict (just-a-showman-)formula from decades ago.

    • @hepcatliz
      @hepcatliz Год назад

      Yeah, all of this!! Also why I loved Craig Ferguson

  • @normjones4204
    @normjones4204 Год назад +9

    Correction, I'm Lovin It is not a pun it is a tagline.

  • @nickiboozer6393
    @nickiboozer6393 Год назад +1

    I’m from Pittsburgh , a Steeler fan , and I did ask myself what I wanted to see . Well not another loss , I can tell you that . The best part of that game was seeing pictures of Seth at the game ! P

  • @duanejohansen5919
    @duanejohansen5919 Год назад +4

    Surely not the first, but I yelled out of the shower, "Not a pun" after the "not lovin' it" line.

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Год назад +6

    Did Seth really just imply Jost's wife is better than his? Ouch. When she hears this then she may well turn into an avenger.

    • @1pierrr
      @1pierrr Год назад +3

      Or a “revenger” 😂

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +2

      I thought the same thing. Isn't she an attorney....

    • @makiburgess5733
      @makiburgess5733 Год назад +6

      Luckily, he has made it clear that his family doesn’t know about Corrections.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад

      @@makiburgess5733 I always assumed that that meant his parents and his brother

  • @sadlystuckinreality
    @sadlystuckinreality Год назад +9

    As someone who is super into The Shining, I cackled

  • @azurea1769
    @azurea1769 Год назад +6

    Seth, you should defo go to Estonia, I am from there but currently living in Ireland. Choose summer months though and don't let anyone stop you. In relation to Scandinavian countries, they are all beautiful on their own and I do agree with one of the comments about small bickering, it's like siblings relationship. Estonia is close to them but more like step-sibling, I think we would like to consider us part of them but remaining proudly as one of the Baltic states. A lot of good history you can find there, especially for countries sharing boarder with big Russia.

  • @Lu_Woods
    @Lu_Woods Год назад +39

    I coulda swore you didn't make any mistakes this week.

    • @andreac3362
      @andreac3362 Год назад +9

      sworn

    • @d.263
      @d.263 Год назад +3

      @@andreac3362 😂😂

    • @gasjet2000
      @gasjet2000 Год назад +2

      He said Sherlock Holmes uses opium which is incorrect. In between cases Holmes uses cocaine to relieve the boredom.

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars Год назад +3

    12:24 yay, first correction from the crew! Jackals are infiltrating...

  • @qqqqqwwwww55
    @qqqqqwwwww55 Год назад +4

    now that theres a new english monarch americans have to get new imperial measurements based on the new english kings body, the inch actually got smaller

    • @alisonhill3941
      @alisonhill3941 Год назад

      British monarch, not English. And as Charles is considerably taller than his mother was, you'd think the inch would have got bigger...

  • @PatrickRyan
    @PatrickRyan Год назад +2

    Never thought I'd get to lord it over Seth, but Tallinn is awesome. I went to the Beer House and paid (I think) ~$20 for a craft beer flight, expecting a bunch of 4-6 ounce glasses. I got SEVEN PINTS that I had to finish before staggering back onto the cruise ship. WOULD GO BACK IN A HEARTBEAT.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 Год назад

    "...by a good guy with an axe." Excellent 👏🤣👏

  • @seanbohan9491
    @seanbohan9491 Год назад +5

    Is Scollins moonlighting for the New York Post? That headline was definitely tank top material.

    • @jbatutis
      @jbatutis Год назад

      Also, the headline was wordplay and not a pun.

  • @wcoasttigger
    @wcoasttigger Год назад +3

    Hilarious!!!!. I love this!!! Its even more funny than the show!!! I woke up my spouse i was laughing and bouncing the bed so much. Lol. Thanks Seth and all the jackals! (Including you staff!)

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky Год назад +2

    BEST PART OF MY WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT.

  • @vailpcs4040
    @vailpcs4040 Год назад +1

    "We're a very new company..." LOLZ