ROASTING HETALIA CHARACTERS: FRANCE

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Hello-og7os
    @Hello-og7os 4 года назад +60

    Remember that headcanon going around that says France was a virgin?
    Yeah... lol.

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 4 года назад +6

      Who tf thinks that?

    • @thefae8678
      @thefae8678 3 года назад +2

      I think he and Spain were married at one point, so that totally puts that out if it wasn't already obvious that he and England def banged at SOME point

  • @ictyicty
    @ictyicty 4 года назад +41

    The baguette has been over-baked

    • @thefae8678
      @thefae8678 3 года назад

      "Over-baked?" Dude it's a pile of ashes at this point

  • @animemaniac2683
    @animemaniac2683 4 года назад +188

    Listen, i love france but he’s just...uhhhh

  • @stepoutskz
    @stepoutskz 4 года назад +80

    "I don't understand why France and Prussia are friends"
    Girl I think the same towards Spain and France

  • @chillinvillain7800
    @chillinvillain7800 4 года назад +75

    The early years of Hetalia for characters (for France especially) were really un-good in general tbh

  • @SeborgaBoi
    @SeborgaBoi 4 года назад +70

    Ah yes
    *A burnt Baguette*

  • @gamerpez7074
    @gamerpez7074 4 года назад +30

    France: This isn't my first time being executed.
    Us: And it won't be your last. 😈

  • @sab5686
    @sab5686 4 года назад +31

    France is one of those characters who genuinally doesn’t seem like a very good person

  • @pathmor
    @pathmor 4 года назад +21

    "France is HR's WORST NIGHTMARE."
    That one got me lol

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 4 года назад +25

    I’m gonna have nightmares about that chibitalia comic...

  • @sarakhairuddin5041
    @sarakhairuddin5041 4 года назад +46

    5:05 I thought France was a girl for a moment and I can't unseen it-

  • @xoxofia
    @xoxofia 4 года назад +49

    The one dislike *is* France

    • @dreaminxgh0st
      @dreaminxgh0st 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 4 года назад +3

      He made four more accounts :(

    • @xoxofia
      @xoxofia 4 года назад +2

      @@scoot-scoot51341 he also uses all 5 of them for grinder accounts🤣🤣🤣

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +29

    Also, on a meta level; WHY IS HE FRIENDS WITH PRUSSIA. THAT WAS LIKE HIS BIGGEST ENEMY IF THERE WAS ONE. OR EVEN SPAIN. From the looks of things so many others would have gripes with him he has no idea about because for him it was Tuesday (INCLUDING Spain) and I’m disappointed this doesn’t seem to be the case, since it would have fit perfectly. And almost all of his neighbors being unknown rivals to him would be hilarious.
    Also the part about him “treating his tourists like gold” is a bit funny to me because of the bad reputation French customer service gets and how tourists often say French people come off as rude. I’d imagine he’d be annoyed everyone only looks at Paris and not the 99% of the rest of the country he thinks is as if not more beautiful.
    Wait I thought France’s more bad perversions were ironed out in later comics?

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 года назад +1

      The anime is based on Japanese stereotypes and for some reason they respect France a lot.

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад

      The Hetaku I know that.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +21

    Wow France is also a narcissist in that way too...(Also how can someone be a serial manipulator and extremely genuine?)
    I kind of appreciate nations being backstabbing assholes... because let’s face it they are IRL. But even then this might be a bit much. So what I’m gathering he can be summed up in one word: flaky. Like a croissant. That or he’s a massive troll.
    I always imagined England as the pathological liar/troll even among a world full of them, but then again I’ve always seen France as a bit of a troll too on a subconscious level. But it’s kind of bad when I’m starting to debate if with all the history removed if the canon version or my semi-AU version is the bigger asshole, and almost all nations in my series are mildly sociopathic by nature.
    Then again what I’ve found through this series is that might be true for everyone to an extent.

  • @aleabeckermann2100
    @aleabeckermann2100 4 года назад +26

    The problem with being a France fan is there is like no way I can excuse his shitty actions or even explain why he is my favorite. He just is ya know?

  • @chorus1407
    @chorus1407 4 года назад +12

    Those pictures of the "roasted" character at the end of the video never cease to make me laugh. And I don't know if you already have the next roast video planned yet but I think one on America or Canada would be fun.

  • @anabarbosa5453
    @anabarbosa5453 4 года назад +27

    France doesn't know much about businness. And that's from one of the Hetalia caps, where Austria ("because of Napolean") is talking with Netherlands, and Netherlands is making a huge profit with the things that France is pratically giving him.
    There are way more flaws in France than in the maiority of Hetalia characters, but I like him. Just because of the simple fact that he is "honest" (even though that leads to him to not restrict himself) ... and because he makes Englands life dificult.
    And that's more than enough for me.
    Thanks for making another Roasting Hetalia Characther video.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 2 года назад

      Honest? I don't know but definitely more honest than England

  • @mightbethemoon
    @mightbethemoon 4 года назад +21

    dude, these videos are always great! they're always fair and balanced, noting the characters' major flaws and some positives! I'm curious to see how you handle other characters if you continue doing these

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 4 года назад +41

    7:56 Jesus Christ what was Hima thinking??

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +24

    Sorry I keep spamming the comment section, but I just find this... a bit fascinating maybe?
    I’ve gotta say, I’m a bit disappointed Hima went with the French coward joke when he didn’t make Italy a serial betrayer either. I mean, stereotypes, I know, but... I actually kind of go the opposite direction of the “heat scale” so to speak with some of his primary flaws being impulsiveness under stress and extreme wrathfulness when wronged, going out of his way to prove them wrong (also complaining, possible tall poppy syndrome, unwarranted snarkiness, inability to be satisfied with anything, etc.). You know, a real “Don’t tread on me” attitude. I’ve seen a quote once along the lines of “British utilitarianism, French revolutionary zeal, German practicality” or something like that before, which is where I got the impulsive idea, along with history. Also the Maginot line really made sense for its time, and they definitely tried on that one; it was basically built with cutting edge in everything at the time. No one was expecting the Soviet non-aggression pact or Blitzkreig.

  • @topazstars7734
    @topazstars7734 4 года назад +49

    France is one of my favorite characters.... Hima did him wrong...

  • @aleabeckermann2100
    @aleabeckermann2100 4 года назад +14

    Oof I keep rewatching this. I like that you ended on a happy note^^ I guess I don’t have to be ashamed of France being my number one favorite

  • @romanoifyouseethispleasete2177
    @romanoifyouseethispleasete2177 4 года назад +27

    dang...he's more roasted than the marshmallows I had earlier......

  • @ghostthedog6665
    @ghostthedog6665 4 года назад +15

    4:36 "oh hey lets meet in a dark alleyway that's not suspicious in the slightest"
    5:54 Wait France actually makes lewd doujins!? Holy shit the amount of jokes I could make knowing that XDDDD

  • @alien-3181
    @alien-3181 4 года назад +46

    I don’t want her to leave the hetalia fandom- ( she can if she wants lol)
    It’s because hetalia you tubers are leaving the community-

    • @mintxcreme
      @mintxcreme 4 года назад +3

      I just joined-

    • @alien-3181
      @alien-3181 4 года назад +2

      yuukii uwu oh welcome!

    • @mintxcreme
      @mintxcreme 4 года назад +7

      @@alien-3181 Thanks! I'm just happy that there are still fans out there and I'm not a weirdo for being in a dead fandom alone.

    • @alien-3181
      @alien-3181 4 года назад +2

      yuukii uwu the fandom is not really dead, in fact it’s actually growing.

    • @mintxcreme
      @mintxcreme 4 года назад +4

      @@alien-3181 That's good to hear! I guess I`ll try to make my irl friends to watch it so I can add go the growth. Thanks for telling me

  • @KitsunesLamentation
    @KitsunesLamentation 4 года назад +19

    -Can't believe I'm about to witness a murder-

  • @pjotriljitschtschaikowski6130
    @pjotriljitschtschaikowski6130 4 года назад +29

    You have turned him into a delicious flambée👌🏻 If you consider making another video like this, could you please roast England?🤔

  • @alrtix
    @alrtix 4 года назад +62

    I like Francis really much, but some of his weird actions are just inexplicable...

    • @saber93
      @saber93 4 года назад +7

      The narrator says AND I QUOTE, “He actually did Spain in the ass no less than four times.”

    • @djanu6154
      @djanu6154 4 года назад +7

      SaberMcTaber That was a blooper, and isn’t meant to actually reflect the character.

    • @saber93
      @saber93 4 года назад

      Djanu I know it was a blooper... I was just pointing out what the narrator said so stfu

    • @djanu6154
      @djanu6154 4 года назад +6

      SaberMcTaber Your wording makes it seem like you accepted it as canon, I suggest clarifying that you know it’s a blooper as to not spread any misinformation and/or cause misconception.

    • @saber93
      @saber93 4 года назад

      Djanu since I replied to my comment it looks like I have no idea that it’s a blooper since it looks like you’re correcting me. And I’m not here to start some internet beef so if you don’t want to then don’t reply to me

  • @PikRabbit
    @PikRabbit 4 года назад +27

    I like your series of roasting Hetalia characters

  • @judie.morgan
    @judie.morgan 4 года назад +45

    Roast Prussia next and we have the whole Bad touch trio😉

  • @cynolover
    @cynolover 2 года назад +34

    4:20 Japan's WHAT festival??

    • @JulyBaby
      @JulyBaby Год назад +8

      Apparently, the festival is to wish for good health and fertility. They also use the profit for HIV research.

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 4 года назад +47

    I was watching this at a low volume because my parents were in the other room...
    And then the audio peaked when she said "sexual"
    Tbh thats on me

    • @allthingaialf
      @allthingaialf 4 года назад +4

      F for respect

    • @spoon7016
      @spoon7016 4 года назад +11

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    • @boopdeda
      @boopdeda 4 года назад +2

      F

  • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
    @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 4 года назад +31

    roast north italy or south italy..I FUCKING DARE YOU

  • @patiencewright4877
    @patiencewright4877 4 года назад +18

    Hey, i'm just wondering..could you roast Japan and China? (i love these two so much)

    • @rinkorinko9969
      @rinkorinko9969 4 года назад

      Oooo let’s see if Hetamum rises to the challenge

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 года назад

      Me gonna hope for it

  • @Hello-og7os
    @Hello-og7os 4 года назад +13

    And I present to you...
    The burned baguette

  • @ashb4562
    @ashb4562 4 года назад +48

    Can you roast england next?

  • @DaydreamEuphoria
    @DaydreamEuphoria 4 года назад +11

    Oooh this one is gonna hurt for me.
    Other than New Zealand, he is my favorite Hetalia character.

  • @nicolasvernola2637
    @nicolasvernola2637 4 года назад +25

    Finally, a character is roasted again. Next time, I hope it will be Belarus

  • @cfvactsdspokefan1424
    @cfvactsdspokefan1424 4 года назад +119

    Can we roast the United States?

    • @Hellowp
      @Hellowp 2 года назад +3

      The US is perfectly fine it’s just it’s citizens that need to be roasted

    • @cynolover
      @cynolover 2 года назад +2

      I think we Americans have done that enough lmao

  • @faith4disney
    @faith4disney 4 года назад +13

    GET EM SIS, YOU CALL HIM OUT!

  • @Creatormarie
    @Creatormarie 4 года назад +34

    Oh god I am French.......

  • @lunisaway-1021
    @lunisaway-1021 4 года назад +18

    Man.. Did I just witness bloody murder?

    • @anabarbosa5453
      @anabarbosa5453 4 года назад +1

      That was just the warmming up... there are way more!

  • @davestrider4973
    @davestrider4973 Год назад +11

    6:29
    Everything else I could avoid but damn... Sealand's the one thing even the Hetalia fandom won't go towards.

  • @eggonbread7054
    @eggonbread7054 4 года назад +16

    Oh heck Hetalia lives still

  • @Mil1a_n
    @Mil1a_n Год назад +13

    08:14 EVEN IVAN??? Francis needs to be locked up

  • @KatsuyaSerizawa
    @KatsuyaSerizawa 4 года назад +42

    Why are the subtitles in dutch-

  • @louiekim824
    @louiekim824 4 года назад +10

    Ohhh I was waiting the sequel for roasting for so long!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @rhenscattersword6979
    @rhenscattersword6979 2 года назад +15

    suddenly I am extremely happy france is not a main character. I just finished the first season and loved it but god damn. seems like I have a lot to catch up on

  • @mizuki3821
    @mizuki3821 4 года назад +10

    When you are from Spain and Hetafacs publishes a video at 3 am xd

  • @fatimaachnine1318
    @fatimaachnine1318 4 года назад +13

    You should see France in the Hetalia musicals!

    • @annaferns1840
      @annaferns1840 4 года назад +2

      Holy Doitsu, I will forever be haunted by the a*s groping.

  • @drawingdoritu
    @drawingdoritu 2 года назад +25

    This is why i treasured every moment england hits france.

  • @uh6348
    @uh6348 4 года назад +12

    today i had a french project due and one of the people i drew on the poster was aph france lol

  • @Wolfiechrm
    @Wolfiechrm 4 года назад +29

    I think the whole he prefers his own language to English is a thing the French do I have heard stories of French tourists coming over and not wanting to speak English, but this could just be down to the dislike England and France have for one another.

  • @fyedoravna7569
    @fyedoravna7569 4 года назад +12

    I’m curious about how would you roast Sealand and Hungary

  • @owo8777
    @owo8777 4 года назад +23

    The 5 Dislikes are from people who didn't listen to the disclaimer

  • @fin7161
    @fin7161 4 года назад +13

    AH SHIT HERE WE GO

  • @kiwit8196
    @kiwit8196 4 года назад +30

    His hair is beautiful tho

  • @frannn6093
    @frannn6093 4 года назад +14

    4:43
    My heart made a lil crack when I heard that ;-;

  • @letavik0012
    @letavik0012 2 года назад +23

    Nah, he's a terrible pervert. He scared me all the time.

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 4 года назад +22

    4:26 The DEEN art style makes it worse.

  • @testamen
    @testamen 4 года назад +14

    I need Switzerland to be roasted

  • @dietwater15
    @dietwater15 4 года назад +32

    Can you roast Prussia or America next?

    • @acatthatdoesstuff3307
      @acatthatdoesstuff3307 4 года назад +1

      America. Prussia is too awsome

    • @alien-3181
      @alien-3181 4 года назад +3

      I want America to be a fried chicken tender

    • @xarsash
      @xarsash 4 года назад

      Samantha Dalton but I love America )):
      Originally I hated him then due to,,, fanfics,,,,,,,, he grew on me ):

  • @alexanderzangal4125
    @alexanderzangal4125 4 года назад +13

    I think me and many People would apreciate a video on romania TwT

  • @annaferns1840
    @annaferns1840 4 года назад +14

    CONGRATS ON 20K SUBS! Could you please roast Japan next? Please?
    Edit: Is France x Himself a thing

    • @alrtix
      @alrtix 4 года назад +3

      Probably

    • @no.850
      @no.850 4 года назад +2

      Selfcest

  • @kolibrispacestation
    @kolibrispacestation 4 года назад +8

    I love your videos!
    Can you roast Denmark next?

  • @FrederickIIAnticMaster
    @FrederickIIAnticMaster 4 года назад +10

    3:40-3:47 the perks of losing a campaign as France in Napoleon: Total War.

  • @whatinthehades
    @whatinthehades 4 года назад +12

    the fact that j michael tatum voices him in dub just makes things 10x better

  • @ladyolivesugar9402
    @ladyolivesugar9402 2 года назад +26

    Imagine France trying it to Belarus

  • @kaycw6539
    @kaycw6539 4 года назад +14

    Now I just love France even more lol

  • @austriaisgayforhispiano7609
    @austriaisgayforhispiano7609 4 года назад +9

    oh my god wait wh
    hes still my favourite tho...

  • @frannn6093
    @frannn6093 4 года назад +16

    ...
    I'm a bit sad rn
    Because i love France but
    Damn bro

  • @chamikamiller1607
    @chamikamiller1607 4 года назад +14

    Can this possible be the next topic for the next video? What are ur top 10 favorite lines in hetalia

  • @st4rlightt356
    @st4rlightt356 4 года назад +14

    How dare you burn his baguette

  • @scoot-scoot51341
    @scoot-scoot51341 4 года назад +14

    I request a roasting of England or Italy next! 👌

    • @no.850
      @no.850 4 года назад +2

      @@jennifercenturion8273 burn BURN

    • @kenranseishunka
      @kenranseishunka 4 года назад +2

      *B U R N T O T H E G R O U N D*

  • @libertystang
    @libertystang 4 года назад +20

    since France is my least favorite character I really enjoyed this video. Haha

  • @zetjet9901
    @zetjet9901 4 года назад +13

    Hey you should roast Austria

  • @claramarteau7327
    @claramarteau7327 4 года назад +15

    Next England !

  • @zetjet9901
    @zetjet9901 4 года назад +32

    Pls roast Austria

  • @smookie2044
    @smookie2044 4 года назад +10

    Could you do netherlands next (or soon)

  • @whyamialive8228
    @whyamialive8228 3 года назад +44

    When did you change your name from Hetafacts?

    • @victorian-fangirl1097
      @victorian-fangirl1097 3 года назад +9

      I believe it is because they are no longer only doing Hetalia videos.

    • @AshleesBathroom
      @AshleesBathroom 2 года назад +5

      @@victorian-fangirl1097 they are no longer doing ONLY hetalia videos. They are starting to distance themself from the Hetalia fandom because they got racist for their partner being Asian or something?

  • @sab5686
    @sab5686 4 года назад +5

    i love these. do more please!

  • @zoeyiguess
    @zoeyiguess 4 года назад +5

    I am so freaking excited for u to expose this frog

  • @a.9106
    @a.9106 4 года назад +19

    1:36 who is this characters at the bottom of the left corner ? Is this Romania or Prussia ?

    • @atakechi5574
      @atakechi5574 4 года назад +5

      I think it's prussia

    • @lardge
      @lardge 4 года назад +3

      prussia and russia

  • @TeutatesBiggestSimp
    @TeutatesBiggestSimp 2 года назад +11

    9:32, this is the funniest moment in the video.

  • @bizarre_izzy140
    @bizarre_izzy140 4 года назад +23

    *whacks France with a pot* HOW DARE U TELL SEALAND AND LATVIA TO DO THAT PHOTO

    • @fenderfrontman
      @fenderfrontman 4 года назад

      IzzyGreenland 140 I was like: HUSBJSBIHABIHGSGUSGUVGUXVYF SGYVGUABUYSIHB EWWW.

    • @bizarre_izzy140
      @bizarre_izzy140 4 года назад

      @@fenderfrontman YES THAT WAS MEEEE

  • @nath2364
    @nath2364 8 месяцев назад +5

    omg, italy's an uke in the official manga too. lmao. 5:54

  • @Sunny-Eats-Things
    @Sunny-Eats-Things 3 месяца назад +3

    6:23.......SEALAND AND LATVIA!?😦

  • @MilanseessomeEEEEE3256
    @MilanseessomeEEEEE3256 Год назад +9

    Countryhuman France: PRENDS ÇA

  • @australia8083
    @australia8083 4 года назад +7

    😂 aww France is going to cry.

  • @ln_thedudessxd4158
    @ln_thedudessxd4158 4 года назад +5

    Can't wait but it's premiering at 2 a.m where I am lol. I'll have to watch it tomorrow. Please can you roast England and/or America next?

  • @adaoliva4643
    @adaoliva4643 4 года назад +15

    Hello! I have a question, where do you read all the comic of Hetalia? Thanks!

  • @shanabrown3760
    @shanabrown3760 4 года назад +12

    Welp looks like we've got a pretty good flambe! And also my mentally scarred brain!

  • @ancikamayzaputriy.1409
    @ancikamayzaputriy.1409 2 года назад +12

    Please roast the Netherlands next, idk he seems like an interesting & reasonable character to ROAST. No literally though, krakatoa went kaboom! in his biggest former colony (I'm sure you guys know who...)

    • @ancikamayzaputriy.1409
      @ancikamayzaputriy.1409 Год назад

      And his extreme stinginess can be a little bit...overbearing. Trust me, I've dealt with stingy people and dutch people, and wooh the Dutch are their own level

  • @lunaequinox7333
    @lunaequinox7333 4 года назад +4

    Thank you for this gift

  • @juicytoenails1694
    @juicytoenails1694 4 года назад +8

    I need Belgium to get roasted next

  • @cennamonzimt
    @cennamonzimt 4 года назад +5

    HonhonHON-OH no wait wtf France-

  • @km9107
    @km9107 4 года назад +21

    America and England next pls

  • @alicjacaban4581
    @alicjacaban4581 4 года назад +12

    Few Facts .When Henri De Valois become King of Poland he look on Them like on some Barbarians .Its Funny becouse Poland have Toilets and France not(King of France have lot of Palaces and he and his Court Shit and Piss evrywhere In Gardens .on stairs to Fireplaces.And when was to dirty they move to another Palace, and servants have lot of cleaning )Toilet become Henri most Loved Place and he was Murdered on it .Also Forks Were Used in Comowealth often .After Wife of Sigsimunt the Old bring them from Italy (.Meantime in France )People long time not use or have wery serious Problems with using them .Half of Food they eated by fork fall on floor.Anne of Austria Forbidden using these usless forks on her table and King Ludvic 14 when his nephew using fork ordered him to leave(King love to eat with his hands)It still better than Russian Boyars who dont use not only forks but also spoons :)Polish noble in 1606write about feast when On Table were Silver and Golden Spoons .But Boyars eated with hands.In Italy 50 years later local Governor write about this same .Some Boyars using :) Forks by puting meat by hand on it .

  • @skepticeptik4907
    @skepticeptik4907 4 года назад +6

    3:00 am at night? Well goodbye sleep

  • @ІсТоРіЯЦепрекрасно
    @ІсТоРіЯЦепрекрасно 4 года назад +10

    That’s a good roast right there!)