ROASTING HETALIA CHARACTERS: Russia

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  • @dixienormus769
    @dixienormus769 4 года назад +198

    To be fair, Russia wasn't created with the intention to be loved, at least not in the way a standard anime protagonist is. He's just loveable in his own way.
    In fact, most Hetalia characters are assholes, or have extremely unlikable traits that people still happen to love regardless. America is brash and ignorant, Italy is a reckless coward, Canada is a doormat, etc. But, in context, people still adore them due to how quirky and comical they are. Characters don't have to be "uwu soft beans" to be likeable, which definitely applies to Russia. I honestly just can't help but love him.

    • @Majabralo
      @Majabralo 4 года назад +2

      Yes,I agree with you.100%.

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 3 года назад +1

      Whats wrong with being a doormat? I'm a doormat too

    • @Majabralo
      @Majabralo 3 года назад

      @@xalciaqx9026 I'am pretty sure this not what they meant.

    • @Gen_-6012
      @Gen_-6012 3 года назад

      Ur username fits ur comment

    • @Gen_-6012
      @Gen_-6012 3 года назад

      @@xalciaqx9026 hi :3

  • @spoon7016
    @spoon7016 4 года назад +83

    "And apparently he lives in hell."
    Well like, this is hetalia after all

    • @joj4708
      @joj4708 4 года назад +10

      Helltalia*

  • @Stalkerinthenight
    @Stalkerinthenight 4 года назад +69

    “being a dick is not a one time thing... Its a lifestyle“
    -russia, at least one tims

  • @ozzozzy8566
    @ozzozzy8566 5 лет назад +64

    He's got purple eyes because there is a mineral called "charoite", which can be found only in one place in the world - in Siberia (named for the type locality, the Chara River. "Chary" means "magic" or "charms" in Russian). It's very rare and very expensive compared to other minerals. It's purple and weakly fluorescent.

    • @vvv-lp8sz
      @vvv-lp8sz 5 лет назад +8

      *So the Magic metal pipe of pain makes even sense?-*

    • @ozzozzy8566
      @ozzozzy8566 5 лет назад

      @@vvv-lp8sz : )

  • @queen_maeve
    @queen_maeve 5 лет назад +40

    “the snow is soft enough to land on” head ass

  • @onionbox
    @onionbox 5 лет назад +66

    aww. He's like an emotionally abusive giant smol child...
    aww?

    • @vvv-lp8sz
      @vvv-lp8sz 5 лет назад +2

      *Awww*

    • @thefae8678
      @thefae8678 3 года назад +6

      *Top 5 personality types that no one knew existed*

  • @zetjet9901
    @zetjet9901 5 лет назад +74

    The character Russia is actually supposed to be the Soviet Union I think, so actual Russia character representation stereotype thing would be less. . .
    *you know, this*

    • @vermilion6966
      @vermilion6966 2 года назад +2

      Russia is more than millenia old. And USSR lasted less than a century. So no my friend, youre both wrong and dont know history very well.
      It wasnt rainbow and sunshines before USSR either

  • @supermouse73
    @supermouse73 5 лет назад +76

    If you drag Russia this much I wonder what you’re going to say about England lmfao

    • @KolkoCat
      @KolkoCat  5 лет назад +24

      I don't think I'll roast England. At least not for a while. I feel like I've roasted him enough over the years so I want to give him a bit of a break.

    • @supermouse73
      @supermouse73 5 лет назад +6

      :O Thanks for replying! I’m looking forward to the next video, whoever you include in it. Also, you taking a break from England make sense lol

  • @wyvolf
    @wyvolf 5 лет назад +148

    Petition to get Russia the help he needs, sign here:

    • @newromanticstan
      @newromanticstan 5 лет назад +7

      *sign* a therapist plz

    • @wyvolf
      @wyvolf 5 лет назад +4

      Vu Ngoc Bao Chau Hell Man. If I could I would write a fic (or even man a blog) on russia getting help and becoming better

    • @newromanticstan
      @newromanticstan 5 лет назад +3

      @@wyvolf yesh ;w;
      i mean look at him - *cries*

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 5 лет назад +7

      *slaps signature on petition*

    • @NgaNguyen-dd5ml
      @NgaNguyen-dd5ml 5 лет назад +2

      @@EarlyOwOwl yessssssssssss! *signs rapidly*

  • @Sanarchyy
    @Sanarchyy 5 лет назад +68

    Lithuania: *sexually and physically abused by Russia*
    Russia fan girls: aaaah Kawaii sugouuuuu Russia San is so cute and has no flaws and even though he does fucked up shit it’s not his fault
    Lithuania: am I a joke to u

    • @janetmor6969
      @janetmor6969 5 лет назад +9

      Well,
      not everyone likes victims... Personally, I prefer dominant people ^^

    • @patriciavicente374
      @patriciavicente374 5 лет назад +2

      janet mor so... rape victims are a joke to you???

    • @hikari27506
      @hikari27506 5 лет назад +2

      They're probably masochists....
      Like me.

    • @AestheticallyUnalive
      @AestheticallyUnalive 2 года назад +1

      For me the russia fangirls are just 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @senoritatorres
    @senoritatorres 4 года назад +72

    Russia is scarily calm with his magic metal pipe of pain

  • @brittanyno5941
    @brittanyno5941 5 лет назад +54

    Boy howdy does Russia need therapy. So much therapy

  • @chillinvillain7800
    @chillinvillain7800 5 лет назад +30

    “He’s making warning sounds”
    Yuh, like a rattle snake or a puppy

  • @aleksandraivanov6258
    @aleksandraivanov6258 5 лет назад +75

    Russia is my favorite, and I sympathize with him because of my personal experiences, but man, he's on thin ice

  • @P0p1p0_____
    @P0p1p0_____ 5 лет назад +57

    9:54 he's like Rasputin when he drank that poisoned wine and he said it was delicious

    • @10karamel37
      @10karamel37 5 лет назад +4

      Wowowowowow

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 3 года назад

      Ra ra rasputin there was a cat that really was gone

  • @cynolover
    @cynolover 5 лет назад +44

    Lithuania getting whipped in a maid outfit
    *_RUSSIA WHAT THE FLYING FUCK BRO_*

    • @lex610
      @lex610 5 лет назад +2

      FINALY I'M NOT ALONE!

    • @poot9376
      @poot9376 5 лет назад +2

      YEAH LIKE WTF?

    • @meteorshower8490
      @meteorshower8490 5 лет назад +3

      Russia has honestly done a LOT to Lithuania, and honestly that’s probably not even close to the worst thing Russia has done to him. Poor Lithuania. All the abuse he must’ve suffered.

    • @cynolover
      @cynolover 5 лет назад +2

      @@meteorshower8490 Ikr? That's why poor Liet is so depressed..
      All the things that Russia has done to the Baltics is making me start to hate him.

    • @meteorshower8490
      @meteorshower8490 5 лет назад +5

      @@cynolover Rightfully so. I don't hate Russia, I really don't, and I honestly feel bad for him, but he's done _so much_ to the Baltics, and especially to poor Lithuania. It's also possible he's sexually abused Lithuania, but I can't confirm that, but everything he's done to Lithuania is just plain inexcusable. Lithuania is a messed up character now, and he's an absolute _magnet_ for abusive relationships because of how he internalizes everything and doesn't talk back, if the way he acts around Russia is anything to go off of. He cares so much about others and he gets so much pain in return...

  • @pathmor
    @pathmor 4 года назад +61

    I like how Russia looks like one of those those ‘relatable’ period memes at 7:19.

    • @eleanornoble8942
      @eleanornoble8942 3 года назад +3

      Wtf that's so hilarious. I clicked and almost peed myself laughing!

  • @veronikasimon7696
    @veronikasimon7696 5 лет назад +35

    Hetalia fandom: Russia, our precious little cinnamon bun!
    Me:

  • @ИринаМакарова-б5с
    @ИринаМакарова-б5с 4 года назад +58

    Actually, 182 cm is not nearly an average height in Russia. *But in Latvia it is*
    Source: was born and lived in Russia for 15 years, currently living in Latvia for 5 years, drunk Latvians love to ask me why all Russians are so smoll

    • @pixellatte8535
      @pixellatte8535 4 года назад +15

      Since Latvia is still around 14-15, I like to imagine he's gonna get a random growth spurt and suddenly become very tall

  • @Katie-rv6hm
    @Katie-rv6hm 3 года назад +60

    I actually have a headcanon that the countries who bullied him as a child (especially Prussia when he was the Teutonic Knights) had a hand in why Russia is the way he is

    • @dianarojo-jewell6091
      @dianarojo-jewell6091 3 года назад +20

      Oh yeah for sure; one of the earliest moments in his life that he snaps is when he finally fights back against Prussia and is literally choking him

    • @Katie-rv6hm
      @Katie-rv6hm 3 года назад +16

      ​@ElizaDrawsStuff I suppose it could be because in the manga/anime Russia goes from being a bullied weakling to literally choking Prussia. However there are many other possibilities of how Russia ended up the way he did like his sister issues, his bosses, and living in isolation.

  • @catalinaargyriou8603
    @catalinaargyriou8603 4 года назад +49

    "And a very fluffy cat-"
    *skips ahead*
    "-who I should roast"

  • @EnbyKing666
    @EnbyKing666 5 лет назад +40

    Heta Mom: “Russia likes sticking his giant nose into others people’s business.”
    Me: BIH me too. *drinks water*

  • @marshmallowghost6569
    @marshmallowghost6569 5 лет назад +33

    he is literal russia and is the most acurate verison of my country (((( i love him
    edit : hes still an asshole. we are assholes

  • @mayo3719
    @mayo3719 4 года назад +39

    12:05 I have never wheezed so hard in my life
    It was like a 3 second realization before I started laughing like a psycho

    • @marororo
      @marororo 4 года назад +4

      Hello friend

  • @satedon5954
    @satedon5954 4 года назад +43

    Hetafacts: * gets flamethrower* Time to melt the snowman

  • @carolinemcgovern4488
    @carolinemcgovern4488 4 года назад +57

    Heta facts: You don't get purple eyes!
    Me: *Pushes Alexander Hamilton forward* (Historically his eyes were violet/Purpley blue, which I know isn't what Heta's going for, but I mean, that's how I write Ivan's eyes)

    • @___o1799
      @___o1799 4 года назад +10

      Indigo eyes used to be somewhat common, but they were basically bred out and replaced with the crystal blue color (y'know, Germany's eye color). Alexander Hamilton came from both Scottish and Caribbean ancestors, so it's safe to assume that his relatives (and other people from the same region his ancestors came from) had indigo eyes/the genes that would give a person indigo eyes.
      It's theorized that the gene for blue and indigo eyes mutated in Europe (caucasian skin and blue eyes are both mutations that are believed to have occured in Europe before/right after Pangaea split up), so it would make sense if European nations had blue or indigo eyes. There is also a huge possibility that indigo eyes were as common as blue eyes are today before paintings became more realistic (as opposed to the hieroglyphic-esque art that came before the renaissance)

    • @thatcoffeelad9703
      @thatcoffeelad9703 4 года назад +12

      @@___o1799 I feel fucking cheated, we need to breed that back in WTF who wouldn't wan't indigo eyes that's fucking meta

    • @vufcyfxcyyfccfugvi7466
      @vufcyfxcyyfccfugvi7466 3 года назад +2

      you may have blue eyes with cornflower purple tint, but purple eyes are very rare

  • @dumdum3620
    @dumdum3620 5 лет назад +86

    As Russian, I really got used to see Russia/Russians as abusive/rude/cruel/unemotional villains in like...every TV series, movies and animes😓😓😓
    That makes me sad...
    I JUST WANT TO SEE AT LEAST ONE(!!!) GOOD RUSSIAN CHARACTER...PLEASE :_(

    • @kicherouf5080
      @kicherouf5080 5 лет назад +5

      Виктор и Юра из известного аниме «Юри на льду» тебя не устраивает?

    • @stupid67
      @stupid67 5 лет назад +12

      The red haired girl in marvel isn't she Russian? Idk kinda heard of if

    • @dumdum3620
      @dumdum3620 5 лет назад +1

      @@kicherouf5080 Это единственный пример, который приходит в голову...

    • @dumdum3620
      @dumdum3620 5 лет назад +1

      @@stupid67 Yes, she is! Luv her very much~

    • @dumdum3620
      @dumdum3620 5 лет назад

      @@stupid67 Yes, she is! Luv her very much~

  • @maxieroller2006
    @maxieroller2006 4 года назад +58

    Actually purple can be an eye color it just doesn’t happen often

    • @cynthiaanderson6410
      @cynthiaanderson6410 4 года назад +6

      maxie roller isn’t that mostly in albino people though?

    • @cosmonaut8299
      @cosmonaut8299 4 года назад +4

      Cynthia Anderson blue/gray eyes can appear purple in certain lighting

    • @cynthiaanderson6410
      @cynthiaanderson6410 4 года назад +2

      hatsukoi that’s true, but actual purple eyes are usually in albino people

    • @octifooxx6095
      @octifooxx6095 4 года назад

      How is a person albino?

    • @cosmonaut8299
      @cosmonaut8299 4 года назад

      F r e n c h F r i e s its very rare but sometimes people can have very light blonde/white hair, pale skin and blue/purple/pink eyes

  • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
    @Moonlitwatersofaqua 5 лет назад +45

    America is probably the only person that could be remotely considered a friend of Russia because hes the only one not afraid of him. And its not because America is dumb and cocky, he just isn't in a position to be afraid. Isn't that sad?
    I'm glad this video exists. I never really understood why people ever thought Russia was a good person. He had a hard life that makes him severely unhinged. Its sad but it doesn't really change how badly he treats people. People seem to just want to forget every bad thing Russia does to justify their perception of him as a sweet hug-gable teddy bear. Actually that's just how the fans are in general with any problematic thing they want to like. They really need reminded that the characters are not perfect.
    Another thing that frustrates me is how people will insist that these countries only represent the people and not the country. Russia really is a case and point example of why this isn't true. Russia is unhinged because of his political history. He grew up in a world where there was threats on all sides and the only protection was the winter, which hurt him too. To survive the country expanded outwards and became an empire to survive and the state became exceedingly centralized and autocratic to cope with the expansion and control of the new territory. This is where his severe lack of ethics comes from. If he was based on only his people I don't think he would be unhinged. The unhinged mental state doesn't come from his people being unhinged, it comes from what he had to do to survive.

  • @happyfrigginrainbowcookies
    @happyfrigginrainbowcookies 5 лет назад +49

    He's still my favorite and I still love him, he just needs serious help.

  • @Kielie
    @Kielie 5 лет назад +43

    Here’s a few things
    1:The country’s aren’t human, as in manga sealand is said to be made of metal
    2:Although only slightly, it is possible to have purple eyes due to a slightly red coloration in brown eyes effecting blue eyes(so basically mixed, but mostly blue)

    • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323
      @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323 5 лет назад +7

      it's possible to have purple eyes due to albinism. it's due to the lack of pigment
      blue eyes are blue due to rayleigh scattering (the same reason as to why the sky is blue) and purple eyes are similar to blue eyes, it's just that they have almost no pigment and the blood vessels show through, resulting in violet color

    • @starchaser4eva
      @starchaser4eva 5 лет назад +6

      sealand is made of metal because he’s basically a metal platform in the sea

    • @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323
      @uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323 5 лет назад +2

      @@starchaser4eva does that mean that the other countries are made of rocks and dirt though

    • @sockpuppetyamato7657
      @sockpuppetyamato7657 4 года назад +1

      @@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu5323 Actually, no. That's a myth.

    • @zoazede2098
      @zoazede2098 4 года назад

      @@sockpuppetyamato7657 it's not a myth, it's just eye albinism

  • @heereandqueer_andpeggy7375
    @heereandqueer_andpeggy7375 5 лет назад +23

    "I WISH FOR GERMANY AND FRANCE'S LOCAL ECONOMIES TO GET WORSE, AND FOR THEM TO COME TO ME BEGGING FOR HELP!"

  • @MochiFrLife
    @MochiFrLife Год назад +35

    Me: yep, Russia refuses not to have his way.
    Also me: *reading hetalia fanfics* Wait...not to have his way...yandere anyone?

  • @zoguy6988
    @zoguy6988 5 лет назад +22

    I should just make bell noises to intimidate my enemies.

  • @montysaints4750
    @montysaints4750 3 года назад +56

    well, atleast he's not cold anymore.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 года назад +10

      Well, the global warming has melted him quite nicely already, according to Himaruya.

  • @KlRVES
    @KlRVES 5 лет назад +37

    I just found it again. Hetalia, in fucking 2019? Is this an alternate universe or what?

    • @makotoscripplingdisappoint5658
      @makotoscripplingdisappoint5658 5 лет назад +4

      You cannot escape

    • @mariemurtagh886
      @mariemurtagh886 5 лет назад +7

      One of us
      One of us
      One of us

    • @kafkas69
      @kafkas69 5 лет назад +7

      @@mariemurtagh886
      One of us
      One of us
      One of us

    • @seurn7801
      @seurn7801 5 лет назад

      bro bro ive
      .ice ieve Ive been.. in this fandom for almost 10 years pls pls dtahp afkdkdkd
      i need out pls
      it keeps pulling me back in-- IVE ALREADY MOVED ON FROM CREEPYPA--

    • @ionastewart8814
      @ionastewart8814 5 лет назад +2

      @@seurn7801 I've been here for 7 years. It's my autistic special focus. This is literally my emotional support fandom I cannot live without it.

  • @romalea
    @romalea 4 года назад +46

    THAAANK YOU for mentioning the height thing!
    personally, i just headcanon russia to be 6'6.6... aha, see what i did there
    nah but seriously, i would put him at 7ft but that's a bit too tall and people at that height often pose health risks so i just keep him in the middle of 6 ft.

    • @Alcoholic.uncle.
      @Alcoholic.uncle. 4 года назад

      russia is 5'11/6'0 while lithuania is
      *6'1*
      hes taller than russia

    • @romalea
      @romalea 4 года назад +5

      @@Alcoholic.uncle. that's why you don't listen to hima and make headcanons

    • @Alcoholic.uncle.
      @Alcoholic.uncle. 4 года назад

      @@romalea xD

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 4 года назад

      @@romalea heyyy I saw you earlier somewhere, you are everywhere

    • @romalea
      @romalea 4 года назад

      @@xalciaqx9026 AHAHAHA yeah i'm all over hetalia videos :O

  • @FrederickIIAnticMaster
    @FrederickIIAnticMaster 5 лет назад +20

    5:18 Magic Metal Pipe of Pain!

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 2 года назад +56

    Also, Peter the Great often tore people’s beards off, deeming them to be ”too un-European”.

  • @Mil1a_n
    @Mil1a_n Год назад +18

    And HE LOOKS SO DAMN ADORABLE while doing all these.

  • @cosmonaut8299
    @cosmonaut8299 4 года назад +33

    as ive been rewatching hetalia and reading the first time i've been noticing al bunch of shit i never picked up on as a kid. i never realized before how abusive he is.... but for all his faults i still love russia :'0 used to rp him in middle school. he is adorable, and i love him unconditionally

  • @AlfredFJones1776
    @AlfredFJones1776 5 лет назад +36

    Any male Hetalia fans out there who just like it because of the memes?

  • @amberriche30
    @amberriche30 5 лет назад +46

    Hetafacts trying to roast Russia.
    How does Russia feel about this? That tickles, you're going to make me giggle.

  • @aWERFRGT6545BGFG
    @aWERFRGT6545BGFG 5 лет назад +59

    Russia is a country.
    This also is an anime.
    This is why the eyes can be purple.

    • @vvv-lp8sz
      @vvv-lp8sz 5 лет назад +5

      *YOU ARE A GOD*

    • @Kielie
      @Kielie 5 лет назад +1

      MissesKitty and they are also technically not human anyway, as in the manga it mentions SEALAND IS MADE OF METAL. So yeah...

    • @starrynight669
      @starrynight669 4 года назад

      *mind BLOWN!*

  • @zuihatoc
    @zuihatoc 3 года назад +53

    I'm sorry but...this was the first thing that came to my mind.
    11:44
    Bop it, Twist it, Pull it

  • @Amelia_112amk
    @Amelia_112amk Год назад +27

    headcanons that have been proven more and more as I continue my journey through Hetalia:
    Russia is so naive and a "psycho" because of all the shit Mongolia put him through (ah yes childhood trauma, I relate ) so he really doesn't know how to actually be a good person because abuse is all he's ever known.
    He definitely has some sort of mental illness (probably schizophrenia)
    He is 100% depressed (I'm fairly sure he's tried to off himself multiple times)
    RUSSIA UR MY FAVORITE PLS STOP HURTING PEOPLE THO-

    • @angellight4183
      @angellight4183 3 месяца назад +1

      i LOVE him I would marry him if he existed 😢😢😭😭

  • @peaches9563
    @peaches9563 4 года назад +33

    11:20 kinky?yes
    Kinkiest?........
    3 words: russian roulette lemon

  • @dropmelon
    @dropmelon 5 лет назад +18

    Maybe it's because I've read the manga but I don't see how people would depict Russia other than what this video showed.
    Then again, I also don't read rusliet fanfics.

  • @hikari27506
    @hikari27506 5 лет назад +37

    This makes me love Russia more.
    Not joking

    • @vvv-lp8sz
      @vvv-lp8sz 5 лет назад +4

      *Same, im scared i will start fangirling......*
      *Help*

  • @amethystaaaaa407
    @amethystaaaaa407 5 лет назад +33

    If anything, I like this character more now

  • @urmomhappy7840
    @urmomhappy7840 5 лет назад +27

    If you got the height off of the wiki, then it’s probably incorrect, it’s says that England is 5’9, and it says the same for America, but in the anime, we see that America is clearly fucking taller, and when I heard Russia was 5’11, I fucking flipped, so the wiki is probably not accurate at all, at least I hope it’s not. Cause no way in hell is russia that smol, he has to be at least 6 feet

    • @lemonman8654
      @lemonman8654 5 лет назад +1

      Bulgaria is also called boris bookamooka and that's not his real name because the Cyrillic is WAYYYY DIFFERENT

  • @abigailment
    @abigailment 4 года назад +42

    hes just a little baby man and everyone knows children are cruel and oblivious
    he didnt get a chance to grow up he needs therapy

    • @___o1799
      @___o1799 4 года назад +21

      He's probably traumatized from his life of loneliness and reverts to a childish attitude to defend himself/cope. He really, *really* needs therapy. (I personally believe that if he didn't have his sisters, he might have developed some type of personality disorder.)

  • @alaskabraginski-jones3884
    @alaskabraginski-jones3884 4 года назад +44

    ... YOU JUST SAID PEOPLE HAVE PURPLE EYES! That means Russia can have purple eyes too!

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 4 года назад +8

      Omg rusame child

    • @lululovesderangedoldmen
      @lululovesderangedoldmen 4 года назад +9

      But there are so many characters with purple eyes in hetalia...

    • @___o1799
      @___o1799 4 года назад +5

      Indigo eyes were a trait people had (the most popular example is Alexander Hamilton). I have a theory that indigo eyes were just bred out of existance.

    • @brittanyno5941
      @brittanyno5941 3 года назад +2

      @@lululovesderangedoldmen I know this is an old comment, but I still just wanted to say that indigo eyes were more common long, long ago, but eventually faded/bred out. Since almost all the Hetalia countries were born a long ass time ago, it would make since if a lot of them still have this trait.

  • @sockpuppetyamato7657
    @sockpuppetyamato7657 4 года назад +26

    "Cossack kicking people"
    Wait what? I wanna see this.
    What I gathered is that yeah, he's indeed basically English version!Henry from Fire Emblem Awakening. Maybe with a mix of Elmyra from Tiny Toons.
    Though this makes me kind of wish that there were more flanderizations of Russia that played up the childishness even more, lol. As in using "Doo-doo head" or "No, YOU'RE dumb!" as an unironic insult (the latter could even be a reference to the whole whataboutism thing), adds "ie" or "y" to the end of certain words (like "ouchie" or "baddie" or "dummy"), general childish language (e.g. "I don't wanna!", "Boo-boo", "bunny!"), cries because something he wanted was sold out, whines "But UKKRRRAAAAIIIINNNNEEE-" in a way a child character might say "But moooooommmmm!!!", easily fooled by "Look, a (X)!" or "Wanna play a game? Do (X)!" type tricks, gets easily bribed with vodka to do anything ("But I don't wanna-" "I'll give you 10 bottles of vodka" "Yaaay!"), calms down as soon as he's given a comfort item like a stuffed animal or something, that type of stuff. Pretty sure it would have gotten obnoxious, but just for the sake of variety. I'm kind of surprised it wasn't too common, since that type of flanderization is usually pretty common from what I've seen (I'm looking at you, N from Pokemon).
    Also canon!Russia is often obliviously abusive, but since he's childish, if someone was smart enough the reverse is entirely possible... Someone who is more manipulative could easily manipulate him using his unstable mental health. Maybe that could be an explored concept too. ...Actually it arguably kind of is... but not with any nation, but with his leaders. Even in my semi-AU Russia is kind of the way he is partially because most of his leaders were horrifically abusive.

  • @purelysmetalnightcore
    @purelysmetalnightcore 5 лет назад +33

    I admit it. I've had NSFW dreams involving Russia.

  • @l0v3m32
    @l0v3m32 5 лет назад +17

    In reality (since proves it) only sertan albinos have purple eyes, meaning that Russia is probably an albino like Prussia, but idk

  • @alanawiggs7618
    @alanawiggs7618 5 лет назад +18

    So not only is Russia WATCHING drama, but he's STARTING drama too. One and the same, especially at school

  • @sockpuppetyamato7657
    @sockpuppetyamato7657 4 года назад +28

    First thing: Why is he smiling? Russians are infamously not ones for smiling. He should be more a Tharja, not a Henry! ...Or maybe that's just because Belarus is The Tharja of this series.

  • @louiekim824
    @louiekim824 5 лет назад +16

    And here I thought Germany was a hardcore sadist

    • @benitalolo7253
      @benitalolo7253 5 лет назад

      what about the Holocaust xD

    • @benitalolo7253
      @benitalolo7253 5 лет назад +4

      @Cat Princess 101 Georgian Stalin has killed mostly Russian people. He was a violent boss who tortured Russia

  • @sanstheanimator1964
    @sanstheanimator1964 4 года назад +42

    Someone in my room was sleeping so i have to minimize the volume...
    _so i opened the captions_

    • @manjotbali8985
      @manjotbali8985 4 года назад +5

      Yes I did too
      WHY ATE THEY IN DUTCH

    • @tomjones7230
      @tomjones7230 3 года назад +5

      Why the hell are they Dutch what the fuck

  • @koifish4276
    @koifish4276 4 года назад +32

    Anime is known for unnatural coloured eyes 👌

  • @redwingg_vsp
    @redwingg_vsp 5 лет назад +28

    I'm scared now...
    *puts curl on*
    *DOITSU DOITSU HELP MEEEEEEEEE*
    (My favorite charcter is Wang Yao/Yao Wang/China aru~)

  • @insertagoodnamehere2213
    @insertagoodnamehere2213 5 лет назад +21

    This just made me love him more....ACK

  • @jimenamolina5616
    @jimenamolina5616 4 года назад +32

    Russia can be a adorable but sometimes he can be scared too

  • @plania9360
    @plania9360 5 лет назад +22

    3:53 hey I thought you were roasting Russia not me

  • @Ozzzyyyyyyyy
    @Ozzzyyyyyyyy 5 лет назад +26

    Her: says how russia is so bad at making friends
    Me: hehe-heh...if you saw how I try to make friends...

  • @luciasodapops6089
    @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад +33

    Russia should be taller! Like 6'4 at least he's the biggest country there is and he's only 5'11? That's my height! And I'm a girl.

    • @kek-senpai243
      @kek-senpai243 5 лет назад +3

      Well soda popinski/vodka drunkenski is 6"6, him being the tallest punch out character

    • @diavolyne
      @diavolyne 5 лет назад +2

      I think he should be around 7 foot.

    • @dezert956
      @dezert956 5 лет назад

      Your so tall, I'm a girl and I'm 4'10

    • @luciasodapops6089
      @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад

      I'm not that tall. I just hate that if I wear small hells I'm already a bit over 6ft. Honestly I wish I was a bit shorter.

  • @2brite4uw32
    @2brite4uw32 5 лет назад +25

    Russia fans: Awww cute lil cinnamon roll!
    Me: sinnaon roll*

  • @flowerboy7049
    @flowerboy7049 5 лет назад +24

    I like it when they struggle
    Me: *dies* 😆🤣

  • @malokeytheallaround
    @malokeytheallaround 3 года назад +39

    You did a good job! You have completely ruined my favorite character! But I will still love him forever because I relate to him the most. I can come off as a little crazy to other people even though I think I’m sweet and friendly. We’re both people who need a friend to look past our first impression.

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 года назад +5

      I’m lucky enough to have such a Friend. So, I’m hoping it will work out for you as well (as well as Russia; preferably someone else, than his incestous little sister, Belarus; though I love Belarus, but she is crazier than Russia, in many ways).

  • @soy_was_here_but_gae2859
    @soy_was_here_but_gae2859 3 года назад +31

    Me, a Russia simp:And I took the insults personally

  • @MiraTheWarlock
    @MiraTheWarlock Год назад +34

    Love the take, though not sure why purple eyes are seen as fake, if people have them
    Technically the color blue's also a mutation, just a very common one, as is heterochromia and red eyes due to albinism
    A super rare color is still a color :D

  • @franzsteiner2341
    @franzsteiner2341 5 лет назад +21

    Russia is 5'9"
    Italy is 5' 7" (5'7.7" almost 5'8")
    Russia is less than two inches taller than Italy

    • @luciasodapops6089
      @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад +2

      Don't want to start anything but Russia is 5'11".6
      The only reason I know this is because me and Russia are the same height :3

    • @oliviazlotnicki8446
      @oliviazlotnicki8446 5 лет назад

      Lucia Ulven Either way it’s too short for such an intimidating character. 6 feet at LEAST

    • @luciasodapops6089
      @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад

      Yeah I say minimum for Russia a 6"6

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 лет назад

      ...if thats true im literally one inch shorter than he is T^T

  • @kudasel
    @kudasel 5 лет назад +19

    The whole video about Russia? Hell yes!

  • @paturage1748
    @paturage1748 4 года назад +23

    CEO of spitting facts
    fr tho i love ur channel we're literally so blessed to have u 👑

  • @velazquezarmouries
    @velazquezarmouries 5 лет назад +20

    and he isnt a gopnik which is the staple of russian society and culture

  • @numerals8939
    @numerals8939 4 года назад +58

    Is anyone gonna say how much off a yandere vibe this guy is giving off

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 4 года назад +3

      Umm, not trying to r/woosh you, but Belarus is a Yandere, and Russia is a Yangire

    • @numerals8939
      @numerals8939 4 года назад +1

      @@xalciaqx9026 um, I think you have the wrong subreddit hon

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 4 года назад +1

      @@numerals8939 Maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'm new to Hetalia

    • @nautillus-i1s
      @nautillus-i1s 4 года назад +2

      @@xalciaqx9026 Actualy, Russia is a dorodere, not a yangire. Dorodere can have yangire thoughts, but they don't act like that.

    • @xalciaqx9026
      @xalciaqx9026 4 года назад

      @@nautillus-i1s omg hi I forgot about my comment 😹 yea yea i know I'm embarassed now

  • @galvatron7881
    @galvatron7881 5 лет назад +23

    russian kick people when he’s mad😂😂🤣🤣

  • @ThrowableOwl
    @ThrowableOwl 5 лет назад +58

    Hi, I'm from Russia.
    Want to know something interesting? We have a lot of fights on TV, and hell, people love to watch it!
    In addition.. How not to go crazy when constitutional rights are violated in all as well as common sense... We've got a man arrested here because the policeman who beat him broke his arm.
    A man who was arrested for throwing a paper Cup at a police officer.
    What about trying to restore the iron curtain?
    Oh Yes, I live here, I'm going to ride the roof soon too... Hooray?

    • @10karamel37
      @10karamel37 5 лет назад

      W o w

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 5 лет назад +8

      Then this youtuber basically just roasted the whole of Russia as a country
      *o o f*

    • @ЛизаХлеб-э5о
      @ЛизаХлеб-э5о 5 лет назад +4

      Привяо из России 🇷🇺 ♥️

  • @seurn7801
    @seurn7801 5 лет назад +24

    Historical fanfic hetalia needs to be a thing. I view the countries more on how they're portrayed in historical fanfics or AU's but i go back to comedic hetalia every once in a while.
    whichiswhyidontthinki'lleverleavethefandomIKEEPGETTINGPULLEDBACKINHELPME
    there's yaoi, history, comedy, attractive country men and women.. what more can you ask for? SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEiloverussia

    • @bonkers_papaya
      @bonkers_papaya 5 лет назад +4

      yEP it's dragging you back in by your ankles into the depths of hell that is this fandom. Welcome back, we still have cookies.

    • @meteorshower8490
      @meteorshower8490 5 лет назад +5

      Historical Hetalia is very interesting and adds a particular layer of darkness and angst to the fandom that I, honestly, enjoy. I love history as a whole and applying it to the Hetalia nations makes it better, especially the tidbits that aren't as well-known. I also wonder, would APH Finland have to go through the same things (or similar things at least) as the Baltics when he was the Duchy of Finland under the Russian Empire? Because that would be 108 years of him being Russia's subordinate, and we all know Russia doesn't treat his subordinates as people. And Russia (as a country) has been stalking and harassing Finland (as a country) ever since Finnish independence, so I can see APH Russia stalking APH Finland, too.

    • @seurn7801
      @seurn7801 5 лет назад +5

      @@meteorshower8490 I don't know anything about Finnish history but I could see the personifications being so mentally damaged based from their histories. How can any human withstand that? They all must have like, selective memories!? I think Finland would most likely be oblivious if Russia was "stalking" him or keeping an eye on him in but it would most likely be because his boss told him to since in most fanfics i've read there's always a "boss" that decides what to do regardless of the country itself's opinions and that person in charge is probably the president. This "headcanon" or idk can also be applied when Russia was ruled by the Romanovs...it bugs me to think if Russia was lowkey siding with Stalin and the rebels. It's obvious that the country themselves want what's best for their people since they are what keeps them alive. Was Russia also living with the Romanovs and taking care of the Romanovs and the princesses of Russia? (and what would his reactions to Rasputin be?)
      I'm also really curious if he didn't know that the Romanovs would be massacred or MAYBE no one knew that every country had a personification and they instead lived with humans.
      That also makes me wonder if China was hiding himself in the rise of the different dynasties or lived thinking he was a God because of his immortality or was he living a peaceful life, unaware of his purpose?
      There are so many possibilities and I'm pretty sure their personalities and traits are much much intense and serious if it's based from reality. Hetalia just shows a more stereotypical and comedic approach of it.

    • @meteorshower8490
      @meteorshower8490 5 лет назад +5

      @@seurn7801 I saw a headcanon that the nations' personifications come equipped (I don't know what other word to use ;;) with stronger mental resilience that's far above a normal human's, otherwise they wouldn't be sane enough to speak (and it also guards them against certain things like chronic depression). But Italy Veneziano has shown many signs of repressing memories of his childhood to avoid having to think about Roman Empire and Holy Roman Empire, since the memories cause him too much pain (and these memories resurface when he sleeps so he wakes up screaming from nightmares), and I also see how Germany and England both suffered incredibly tough childhoods that led to them being hostile and temperamental. Despite that they still take waaayyy more than normal people would be able to stay sane through. So I can see how they're more resilient by nature, but not completely immune.
      Russia has shown to still have... issues with Finland. He tampered with Finland's phone so that it would continuously go off until Finland agreed to spend the day with Russia. Not to mention things like the Winter War. And in general it seems like he doesn't like it when his subordinates leave him, which Finland did. He most likely does this of his own free will, since it spans several generations and several of his bosses, so it can't be other people telling him to do it. He's been stalking Lithuania ever since they were children, too.
      We don't really know about Russia's political alignments, but we can speculate. I know that Stalin was cruel towards Russia and didn't treat him correctly, usually letting him freeze and starve while wearing warm clothes and eating directly in front of him, and threatening to "punish" Russia, which caused Russia to become *very* afraid. It should be noted that the personifications *have* to listen to their bosses, whether or not they disagree.
      I think they know that the personifications exist, since humans talk about meeting them and taking pictures with them while acknowledging them and calling them their nation names. There's this one episode in Beautiful World where a man takes a picture with France, and he tells the story to his grandson, and he refers to France as "France". Fifty years later, that grandson meets France and also addressed him as France. Prussia, when he was still Teutonic Knights, fought directly alongside his fellow knights, so I'm guessing they knew the guy who's been with them for hundreds of years. So most likely the citizens know about their personifications.

  • @katevilgood9290
    @katevilgood9290 5 лет назад +16

    Russia you very.. very... very... special nutcase. I think dissing on Prussia would be funny with all the narcissism. But I'm probably saying it cause he's my favorite but whichever character you diss next I think we'll be very interesting.

  • @xalciaqx9026
    @xalciaqx9026 3 года назад +55

    He may be a manipulate mansplain malewife
    But he's mine manipulate mansplain malewife :3

  • @millicentahmad4791
    @millicentahmad4791 5 лет назад +23

    Oh my god...WHY DO I LIKE HIM MORE NOW NOOOOOO ME NOOOOOOO STOP DOING THAT WITH UR BRAINN PLS

  • @FROBBLEE
    @FROBBLEE 5 лет назад +23

    Russia does live in hell

  • @bk-lu6ty
    @bk-lu6ty 5 лет назад +15

    On the eye thing, violet eyes are actually a thing, obviously not THAT violet they are normally grey but under certain light they’re violet

  • @ineternalsuffering791
    @ineternalsuffering791 4 года назад +17

    I want to cry, i feel so bad for him

  • @user-lc6pg2ul5n
    @user-lc6pg2ul5n 5 лет назад +23

    Russia's my smol drama queen.

  • @prrrusssia
    @prrrusssia 5 лет назад +27

    So, that’s why I love him. He’s so depressed, sadistic at the same time cute and.. heartwarming? Idk how to explain this. I feel like I should protect him from this evil world, I feel his drama, I kinda understand him.. he deserves more love

    • @hikari27506
      @hikari27506 5 лет назад +2

      I want to pat his head like a loli.

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail 5 лет назад +14

    MAKE EVERYONE TALLER, I WANT TO GET DWARFED BY EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @sarakhairuddin5041
    @sarakhairuddin5041 5 лет назад +43

    Kol indonesia means Cabbage, Soo....
    *cabbagecabbagecabbagecabbage*

  • @VerloreneErinnerung
    @VerloreneErinnerung 4 года назад +27

    But 8:54 is a historical reference to the Peter the Great reforms :'(

  • @mariasoto-fl6lf
    @mariasoto-fl6lf 4 года назад +35

    I just realized I’m Russia and I have a lot of sh*t to work on now. Damn I feel bad. But thanks.

    • @eleanornoble8942
      @eleanornoble8942 3 года назад +3

      It's okay. Actual bad people don't worry about if they're bad. Your a good person if your brave enough to question yourself.

  • @oreokitkat7992
    @oreokitkat7992 5 лет назад +23

    I can hear the Russia fangirls fuming...

    • @chalkfanatic1848
      @chalkfanatic1848 5 лет назад +6

      Oreo KitKat
      No one:
      Not even a single soul:
      Russia Fangirls: UWU my smol innocent bean, what’s that? he’s violent and he emotionally disturbed 0w0?!?!

    • @mawichan
      @mawichan 5 лет назад +3

      Oreo KitKat IDK, most of this is making me like him more. Not because I agree with what he does, it makes him more interesting. TBH most if not all characters in hetalia are shitty people on some level.
      But yeah, Russia is on a whole other level, undeniably.

    • @aceruza2644
      @aceruza2644 5 лет назад

      Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol XD

    • @benitalolo7253
      @benitalolo7253 5 лет назад +10

      I can't get why Himaruya didn't show American genocide of Indians or their black slave trade. Only Russia was painted as the villain

    • @hikari27506
      @hikari27506 5 лет назад +2

      @@chalkfanatic1848 I'm a Russia fangirl and I'm not like those XD!!

  • @namelesscanadie2186
    @namelesscanadie2186 5 лет назад +18

    *When everyone is going by cm and not feet*
    Me: o okay
    Also me: -Hey Google, Whats 100 cm in feet?-

  • @birbenthusiast6716
    @birbenthusiast6716 4 года назад +23

    Why are Russias knuckles so flipping square

  • @SeeMeRowan
    @SeeMeRowan 4 года назад +34

    Heights are weird Stalin was 5’4”

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 4 года назад +18

      Everyone called him Uncle Joe in meetings.
      The first use of "OMG" was in a letter to Winston Churchill.
      Hitler made fat jokes about Göring.
      I have many useless facts like this.
      Meme pain in French means same bread.
      Help

    • @zoazede2098
      @zoazede2098 4 года назад +4

      @@5H4NKTH35HARK please spread more knowledge!!!

  • @LVo-mk4sr
    @LVo-mk4sr 5 лет назад +21

    They are FICTIONAL characters, then can have ANY eye colour! (facepalm)

  • @guendalinacilli1038
    @guendalinacilli1038 5 лет назад +26

    My bad if it has been already said, but i read purple eyes are used to signify mystery

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 2 года назад +36

    182 is almost 6’1”. If you don’t want me to tear the Imperialist system completely to shreds for the sheer idiocy that such a complicated and irrational system exists in the 21st century, in the first place, you’d better accept these truncations: 1 foot = 30 cm, and 1 inch = 2,5 cm. Hence, 6 feet = 6 * 30 cm = 180 cm; so, 6’1” = (6 * 30 cm) + (1 * 2,5 cm) = 182,5 cm; so, 182 cm = 6’0,8”. Even Matt Parker has made a rant video on the Imperial(ist) system:
    ruclips.net/video/r7x-RGfd0Yk/видео.html
    Also, keep in mind that, as this is a Japanese anime/manga, the standard is largely influenced by the average heights in Japan, where 182 cm *WOULD BE* considered a giant. That being said, I think 182 cm *IS* too short for Russia. Also, Sweden has no business being as tall as Russia. Finland is also too short. 170 cm is *NOT* the average height for Finnish men. 180 cm is more in the ballpark, and that’s counting the fact that in Northern Finland (like Lapland), people tend to be shorter, because there’s less food available. Finland is *SAID* to be the shortest of the Nordics, which I’ve found to simply be false: Various canon pictures show him being a bit taller than Iceland, even without his beret 🇫🇮 > 🇮🇸.

  • @ricerdevil9583
    @ricerdevil9583 5 лет назад +21

    ahah. this is more of the representation of Soviet Russia in Axis powers. it was a cruel regime which i understand. which is pretty rough