XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 Porductions: Episode 1 Prologue

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2017
  • Hey guys, it's your boy XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 here coming at you with another high-quality video.
    If you enjoyed this makeup tutorial then don't forget to like and subscribe, and leave a comment in the comment section below and I'll be sure to make more.
    Credit: Hypercam 2
    Sponsor: 50c shave group. Find a link in the video above.
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  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +14011

    Don't forget to sub4sub to my minecraft letsplay channel.

  • @remyzk9424
    @remyzk9424 6 лет назад +3889

    I think the lizard people finally got to him

    • @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss
      @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss 6 лет назад +95

      I think he finally got to the lizard people.

    • @Indy_650
      @Indy_650 6 лет назад +23

      that would explain alot
      maybe it was the next installment of HWNDU that broke him.

    • @Itzhak1997
      @Itzhak1997 6 лет назад +5

      I did no such thing

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 6 лет назад

      +Rickstery but I thought Leafy's channel was long dead.

  • @basedsouljah
    @basedsouljah 6 лет назад +1143

    *Unregistered HyperCam 2*

    • @yizzardpalmero
      @yizzardpalmero 6 лет назад +5

      Wooowww!!! heeed idnt lovve this coment!//1! Ohno!
      U muissed have upssetti thed him!!1111!!!!

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 6 лет назад +16

      Yeah he’s gonna make some sick Runescape videos after this.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 6 лет назад +7

      Knights of the Nine I used to use that shit to make all KINDS of runescape and Mortal Kombat ROM Vidz haha fuckin.. Fuckin.. 2007.

    • @atari4171
      @atari4171 6 лет назад

      god own's recording program

    • @chappo8100
      @chappo8100 6 лет назад +1

      The most based Hypercam to ever be unregistered. TWICE!

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin 5 лет назад +1806

    This video was posted about eighteen months ago and IH hasn't loved a comment for at least a year. This is proof that he is weak.

  • @tygonmaster
    @tygonmaster 5 лет назад +2465

    Would only be more perfect if it had 8 minutes of black screen to reach the 10 minute monetization increase.

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 4 года назад +42

      Lul your comment is not even loved you stupid bitch

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 года назад +26

      NetSraC1306 so 140 likes isnt a loved comment? Ok then, all I have to say in my comment with less than 140 likes is
      You

    • @dovahsunaaklaatdrun3694
      @dovahsunaaklaatdrun3694 4 года назад +2

      @@NetSraC1306 kek

    • @alwaysastray
      @alwaysastray 4 года назад +17

      You know. Sometimes I really wonder why people are the way they are in RUclips comments. Then I wake up and I remember that I'm just finch and it's time for me to go forage for insects and this whole fever dream of social media and shitposting is eclipsed by the fact that I'm a bird and I don't possess the mental capacity for such complex thoughts.

    • @unarmedblackguy
      @unarmedblackguy 4 года назад +3

      @@NetSraC1306 either is yours Mr redditer.

  • @daddybigweld8942
    @daddybigweld8942 6 лет назад +398

    Oh dang hes actually reading and liking the comments to keep going with the act

  • @MrCool-lo3ls
    @MrCool-lo3ls 4 года назад +469

    "donate to cancer"
    *shows patreon of behind the meme*

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 4 года назад +12

      My man didn't deserve that :(

  • @uranium54321
    @uranium54321 4 года назад +326

    0:38 this was in 2017... internet historian literally predicted a meme

    • @TheFekke100
      @TheFekke100 4 года назад +33

      Or, Elon Musk watches Internet Historian.

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 4 года назад +52

      Wait, hold on a minute. On this video he predicted the dead deer meme (that one elon laughed at pewds channel), and on a later video about fallout 76 he made the toilet paper joke and now we have covid-19 and actually running out of toilet papers, did he actually predict the future?? LOL

    • @drinkingguy3168
      @drinkingguy3168 4 года назад +12

      @@bukanmatin5973 Historian, But wrong timeline

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 года назад +5

      Predicted, or *CREATED*? [mindblown.mp4]

    • @oym8548
      @oym8548 3 года назад +4

      You know that meme is old af?

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 6 лет назад +797

    I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 6 лет назад +12

      ArchHippy funny way of spelling mc ride

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f 6 лет назад +13

      Banana Mustard
      You are not allowed on the internet if you haven't already been on it for at least 10 years.

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 6 лет назад +3

      What the fuck?

    • @Mattstak
      @Mattstak 6 лет назад +6

      Devin McLeod Copypasta

    • @hinaisangry127
      @hinaisangry127 6 лет назад +1

      Copypasta

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 лет назад +2884

    Is this what happens when you have a few drinks? If so, keep on drinking bro lol

    • @hubertronic1
      @hubertronic1 6 лет назад +62

      Donut, don't you come here and watch internet historian. You go back to you violent cop buddies and be racist together and stuff

    • @hubertronic1
      @hubertronic1 6 лет назад +62

      big fan ,legitimately. Big fan of the both of ya...just don't get your peanut butter in my internet historian jelly

    • @Ryan-B
      @Ryan-B 6 лет назад +4

      Amen brother

    • @thinkofsomething420
      @thinkofsomething420 6 лет назад +2

      Sooo drunk not dank 😂

    • @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932
      @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932 6 лет назад +1

      sexy surprise from a bot init

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 года назад +113

    "Look, it's a playlist of videos you've already seen." Right there, Officer. That's where he murdered them.

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 лет назад +502

    *B E L O W*

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 6 лет назад +1566

    The meta-cancer has metastasized.

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 6 лет назад +25

      things will always get meta until they reach maximum shelf life, that is when a meme dies
      however it should be noted most memes nowadays die prematurely due to use by large unfunny status quo entities

  • @somebig9999
    @somebig9999 6 лет назад +1102

    Legend says he's still in this comment section, loving comments.

    • @joshdavis5991
      @joshdavis5991 9 месяцев назад

      If only he was still here😢

  • @RealCrazyDiamond
    @RealCrazyDiamond 4 года назад +62

    What was that about Inaudible? I couldn't quite hear it.

  • @timflemming4christ
    @timflemming4christ 6 лет назад +8

    Possibly the greatest work on this platform yet. Beautiful *wipes tear

  • @DrathVader
    @DrathVader 6 лет назад +812

    I like how he's loving almost every single comment like thrash-tier channels would.
    This isn't just a video, it's an experience that goes beyond that.

  • @justinsmith3574
    @justinsmith3574 6 лет назад +648

    I found this very information

  • @-YogSothoth
    @-YogSothoth 6 лет назад +1

    Easily one of the best portrayals of modern RUclips video formats that Ive ever seen.

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 4 года назад +3

    11/10, brilliantly innovative masterpiece

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 лет назад +2033

    *_Goes Down in History_*
    what a time to be alive.

    • @vladicoste4299
      @vladicoste4299 6 лет назад +7

      interesting yes hmm

    • @tomdunphy6865
      @tomdunphy6865 6 лет назад +8

      hmm yes interesting far out mate you’re here too. 17 screencaps of you lol

    • @hmmyesinteresting
      @hmmyesinteresting 6 лет назад +1

      Tom Dunphy im tryna see those one day lmao

    • @ZapejoMC
      @ZapejoMC 6 лет назад +1

      hmm yes interesting what ⠀ the ⠀ fuck

    • @gotboostin4low
      @gotboostin4low 6 лет назад +1

      I NEED SOME BOOTY JUICE FROM BRUCE

  • @Raxxo
    @Raxxo 6 лет назад +1107

    I'm surprised satiring self-promotion in general hasn't become the norm sooner, but I'm glad I found this beacon of hope for the future.

    • @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss
      @FirstNameLastName-tr3ss 6 лет назад +5

      A few big youtube names satirized it, but it surprisingly never took off.

    • @jmd489
      @jmd489 6 лет назад +5

      h3h3 was one of the first and people have slowly been catching on.

    • @hmm8337
      @hmm8337 6 лет назад

      As if this "ironic" self promoting isn't just actual self promoting. Don't get fooled this easily come the fuck on. If you pretend to do it, you still do it.

    • @Littlespider086
      @Littlespider086 6 лет назад

      Raxxo get back to work on them sfmssssz a gmod shitz so i can die laughing

    • @zippolighter4903
      @zippolighter4903 6 лет назад

      Uhm !!! Still funny as hell though. Even if he actually was shamelessly self promoting himself, his content is god tier

  • @yunabean
    @yunabean 4 года назад

    All of your videos have such good rewatchability lol that’s not a word but whatever, I love this channel so much 😩🙏🏼

  • @8b8b8b
    @8b8b8b 4 года назад +34

    How ironic that he is now sponsored by RAID: Pay to Win Legends

  • @alexerar1
    @alexerar1 6 лет назад +2766

    "you can't just love all the comments"
    Historian: Hold my beer.

    • @mazzalnx
      @mazzalnx 5 лет назад +14

      That's... That's some serious breakage of the 5th wall or something. Is this video in 4-D...?

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +1

      yes

  • @SabreVDM
    @SabreVDM 6 лет назад +518

    Next video: The Failure of Internet Historian

  • @Overlordgaming1208
    @Overlordgaming1208 Год назад +3

    This was certainly a video. A masterpiece? Possibly. On RUclips, definitely.

  • @templar1701
    @templar1701 2 года назад

    I’m so glad I found this channel recently. I’ve been missing out for years.

  • @robi3366
    @robi3366 6 лет назад +468

    You forgot to ask the audience to rate the video 5 stars

    • @josnardstorm
      @josnardstorm 6 лет назад +26

      You also forgot to ask for people to make a video response

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 6 лет назад +2

      Nardstorm Do you want the reaponse girl's to return.

    • @josnardstorm
      @josnardstorm 6 лет назад

      Hell yah. Bring it back to the good old days

  • @Ceteri5-par
    @Ceteri5-par 6 лет назад +2764

    Were you drunk when doing this?

  • @slippinjimmy5683
    @slippinjimmy5683 4 года назад +7

    I enjoy knowing Internet Herstorian is there when he makes videos and randomly says things like Mack Weldon.

  • @jonathana.4685
    @jonathana.4685 Год назад

    going to watch every video on this channel now, thanks for having a spectacular voice

  • @ethanfawcett7664
    @ethanfawcett7664 6 лет назад +256

    The video improves 420% if you watch it in 144p

    • @myboi8517
      @myboi8517 6 лет назад +5

      Ethan Fawcett it's true I nutted in the first second with it in 144p

    • @ragrappy00
      @ragrappy00 6 лет назад +2

      Ethan Fawcett Woe its like I was teleported back to 2006 RUclips.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +2799

    *This isn't your average day shitpost.*
    *This is*
    advanced shitposting

  • @ahheck6800
    @ahheck6800 6 лет назад +1

    My God, I love this man.

  • @Bronson-_-
    @Bronson-_- Год назад +3

    This video is so fucking good man, watched it 20 times now and laugh each time. The comedy is so good and the depth of the video showing internet historians frustration with common content creator tactics ( #1 Shilling for Products for $$$ / #2 Channel Plugs) that are used due to audiences being attracted to the tactics is just brilliant.
    Also, it sounds like Internet Historian is drunk for most of the video. Could be wrong but I feel like I hear that in the voice.

  • @mr.horseshoe2301
    @mr.horseshoe2301 6 лет назад +1099

    waking up to an epic shitpost. guess i won't kill myself today after all!

    • @percilenis8464
      @percilenis8464 6 лет назад +27

      NO! There's still time! Don't change your mind now!

    • @patentlypaul1832
      @patentlypaul1832 6 лет назад

      same

    • @XxstrawmanxX
      @XxstrawmanxX 6 лет назад

      then do you have a moment to talk about or savior nick cade who was wickered for out sins?

    • @michaelkitchin9665
      @michaelkitchin9665 6 лет назад +4

      Do you want to make the news or not? DISCLAIMER: Don't make the news for suicide, kids. Make the news for baking a cake shaped like Taylor Swift or by discovering a courgette that looks like a WWII bomb.

    • @sotektechnical439
      @sotektechnical439 6 лет назад +3

      Mr. Horseshoe we like our friends alive that way they can like/share/comment/subscribe down below

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 лет назад +641

    THIS IS RUNNING ON EMPTY MEME REVIEW

  • @markbalan8274
    @markbalan8274 4 года назад +4

    Oh no. They got him too.
    THE MAINSTREAM RUclipsR DISEASE

  • @matius479
    @matius479 2 года назад +1

    Can't wait for episode 2, the hype is real

  • @ok-zi5ri
    @ok-zi5ri 6 лет назад +581

    is this your last cry for help?

  • @sorcey6957
    @sorcey6957 6 лет назад +71

    Youre welcome for the help. if youre extra nice I might comment again to further increase your channel growth. Nice doing business with you kind sir.

  • @zcqm
    @zcqm Год назад

    Wow what a great intro and sponsor, I'll definitely consider watching this channel!

  • @akhijannunhal-kavit149
    @akhijannunhal-kavit149 5 лет назад +88

    there's no way you're gonna heart this comment as well

  • @tylerwardle4854
    @tylerwardle4854 6 лет назад +463

    I can't believe that you, one of my favourite RUclips channels would stoop so low. Unsubscribe.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +156

      pls resubscrib

    • @tylerwardle4854
      @tylerwardle4854 6 лет назад +69

      Internet Historian you have lost all of my respect. So naturally I'll resubscribe if you subscribe to me.

    • @eagleswings9080
      @eagleswings9080 6 лет назад +16

      LOL this nigga loving his own comment.

    • @shawnradcliffe3514
      @shawnradcliffe3514 6 лет назад +3

      He will be back, they always come back.

  • @leuk2389
    @leuk2389 6 лет назад +130

    Man i really lkove ur minecraftw cidoes they help me. Im 13 year old boy an very depressed because i get bully at school but ur vwidio make me smile everyday. Thanks for de amasing work for people who feel like me aswell
    Like so he can see

  • @MlMZY630
    @MlMZY630 5 лет назад

    Really good, scathing commentary on the state on RUclips today. Good work. Keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @ArcboundX
    @ArcboundX 6 лет назад

    This got to be my favourite channel so far.

  • @slamjamcentral
    @slamjamcentral 6 лет назад +221

    The exact moment where 4chan and years of internet desensitization broke the Historian

  • @herstorian2743
    @herstorian2743 6 лет назад +911

    Don't forget to buy your Super Male Vitality.

    • @MrWalnut4
      @MrWalnut4 6 лет назад +22

      Excuse me, but Super Female Vitality is available you sexist pig

    • @beppitheclown8330
      @beppitheclown8330 6 лет назад +3

      Ding Dong Donkey Dong

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 6 лет назад +1

      INFOWARS DOT COM

    • @Neropoo
      @Neropoo 6 лет назад +1

      Keirnoth Their sexualitet actually was heavily affected by manmade compounds.

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +13

      thanks for rescuing me btw. how long were you even looking -- an hour? you knew where I was going.

  • @Merlin_YouTube
    @Merlin_YouTube 4 года назад

    this video is the definition of art

  • @thewhizzard6022
    @thewhizzard6022 6 лет назад

    This is literally the best video on the Internet so far...

  • @maxswagger164
    @maxswagger164 6 лет назад +221

    You forgot to make the vid 10:01 minutes long for extra ad revenue :/

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +101

      pls consider watching in 0.25x speed

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 6 лет назад +15

      Internet Historian video would still only be 8 minutes stock photo daddy

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 6 лет назад +20

      He's a historian not a mathematician.

  • @Najebanski
    @Najebanski 6 лет назад +762

    Is this below?

  • @shadowthelegend100
    @shadowthelegend100 6 лет назад

    This is the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @warlordsquerk5338
    @warlordsquerk5338 4 года назад

    This is the content I'm subscribed for, good times

  • @Delaxin
    @Delaxin 6 лет назад +140

    Where do I leave a comment

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 6 лет назад +77

    This video cured my cancer.

    • @aaa-dj9bx
      @aaa-dj9bx 6 лет назад +1

      Aeiou Gave me autism

  • @wei.2241
    @wei.2241 6 лет назад +2

    that intro brings back a lot of mementoes

  • @TheDarkAngel3579
    @TheDarkAngel3579 5 лет назад

    OK, I have watched all of these videos now. Pretty entertaining.

  • @void628
    @void628 6 лет назад +674

    Basically a culmination of RUclips from 2008-2017

  • @gluciopl2174
    @gluciopl2174 6 лет назад +137

    The hypercam 2 logo is in the left corner not in the center 2/10

  • @Carrotcake851
    @Carrotcake851 6 лет назад

    Really is a work of art, wow.

  • @reclhoss
    @reclhoss 3 года назад +3

    "hey look it's a play list of videos you have already seen" The smartest man on the internet.

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 6 лет назад +145

    Did you hear about 4chan's "it's okay to be right" campaign~?
    another true work of art by ours heros

  • @easycheese4045
    @easycheese4045 6 лет назад +161

    The amount of LOVE in this comment section is amazing

  • @Jackvonblood
    @Jackvonblood 4 года назад

    Great video, can't wait to see more.

  • @omega1543
    @omega1543 6 лет назад

    Excellent commentary on the state of you tube one of your finest masterpieces sir.

  • @Daniel-xd3us
    @Daniel-xd3us 6 лет назад +146

    He's finally lost it

    • @calicodan1556
      @calicodan1556 6 лет назад +7

      Daniel Cooper It's no surprise after what he's seen and researched.

  • @aaronstolberg3269
    @aaronstolberg3269 6 лет назад +72

    Unregistered hypercam 2 fucking got me. It’s the little things that make you a meme god

  • @CrispyPudding117
    @CrispyPudding117 6 лет назад +1

    That intro takes me back.

  • @akasta
    @akasta 5 лет назад

    What a great guide! I think I'm ready for RUclips now!!1

  • @piper4830
    @piper4830 6 лет назад +191

    unregistered hypercam 2

    • @ArcadeFanatic99
      @ArcadeFanatic99 6 лет назад +11

      A quick travel to 2008.

    • @chubbykid6112
      @chubbykid6112 6 лет назад +4

      TIL Internet Historian scammers exist

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 6 лет назад +5

      That's a spam account, yet fits this video so well

    • @lordspirit7655
      @lordspirit7655 6 лет назад +4

      0 0 7
      S O U N D S C A P E

    • @SEEYAIAYE
      @SEEYAIAYE 6 лет назад +2

      LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

  • @MrTheMasterX
    @MrTheMasterX 6 лет назад +171

    Me: "Who uploads videos at three in the morning?"
    Internet Historian: "OH BOY, 3 AM!"

    • @romansrule3
      @romansrule3 6 лет назад +7

      Countries have different time zones dude.

    • @HaroldHaroldson
      @HaroldHaroldson 6 лет назад

      What a turkey

    • @captainplague4921
      @captainplague4921 2 года назад

      @@romansrule3 that’s a lie that the government made up so they would have more money

  • @lciav
    @lciav 3 года назад +1

    this deserves a like

  • @masonseymour2455
    @masonseymour2455 3 года назад

    This is low key my favorite IH video

  • @Namaazuu
    @Namaazuu 6 лет назад +163

    When your video gets demonitized

  • @aaronb4571
    @aaronb4571 6 лет назад +241

    You forgot to demand that the audience click the little bell so that you don't lose the views

  • @calipo11111111111
    @calipo11111111111 6 лет назад

    I never get tired of you

  • @GmKaiser
    @GmKaiser 5 лет назад

    This is everything I hate about channels condensed into one, I love it.

  • @merlinsiervo
    @merlinsiervo 6 лет назад +629

    AYE FUNHAUS

  • @richards5855
    @richards5855 6 лет назад +212

    You’re just gonna love every single comment.
    Aren’t you.

  • @austin7203
    @austin7203 3 года назад +3

    The intro music brought me back to better days

  • @secretagentlucario
    @secretagentlucario 6 лет назад +122

    How do I tame a horse in minecraft?

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +57

      use wheat gathered from your farm to get them to trust you, then use right-click to mount. BE CAREFUL. If you have not attached a saddle and you get off the horse it WILL flee.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 лет назад +1

      Aeiou, he is a nice guy, or it is the highest level of sarcasm. You know, I can give you the answer but you are too dumb to figure it out anyway, no matter how much I spell it out for you, that level of sarcasm.

    • @XjfallX
      @XjfallX 6 лет назад

      when the irony comes full circle

  • @---yg8of
    @---yg8of 6 лет назад +95

    I want you to love me the way my dad never could

    • @JoeJoeTater
      @JoeJoeTater 6 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mightymouse9001
      @mightymouse9001 6 лет назад

      JoeJoeTater no he means in a sincere and parental protection way. He definitely was plowed daily without any cuddling afterward

    • @---yg8of
      @---yg8of 6 лет назад +1

      The lack of cuddling made existence hard

  • @eugenek2380
    @eugenek2380 6 лет назад

    A work of modern art

  • @EdiciusMai
    @EdiciusMai 6 лет назад

    I applaud you for sticking with the Hypercam gag all the way

  • @johndeer7716
    @johndeer7716 6 лет назад +790

    I T S OK TO BE WHITE!!!!!!!!

  • @metakaiser8479
    @metakaiser8479 6 лет назад +34

    11/10, very information.

  • @ChrisAce117
    @ChrisAce117 5 лет назад

    Loved the video, made me think, what would an video look like about RUclips and the clashing of the masses vs ad companies that led to this iteration of RUclips

  • @dannysexbang-chan9003
    @dannysexbang-chan9003 6 лет назад

    Love binging your videos at 2am

  • @projectdae3807
    @projectdae3807 6 лет назад +31

    Unregistered Hypercam 2, oh how I miss you

  • @bootortle
    @bootortle 6 лет назад +1429

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Internet Historian. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical memes most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Behind The Meme’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Miguel de Cervantes literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Internet Historian truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Behind The Meme's existential catchphrase “I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Adams's British epic The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Internet Historian’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
    And yes, by the way, i DO have an Internet Historian tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    • @PandaJNiccals
      @PandaJNiccals 6 лет назад +11

      bootortle that was really deep I

    • @eagleswings9080
      @eagleswings9080 6 лет назад +25

      Let me guess, 0 ladies have seen your tattoo?

    • @PandaJNiccals
      @PandaJNiccals 6 лет назад +32

      chuckle chuckle this is a copy pasta, within a copy pasta. Come on now.

    • @Mari-kj4wf
      @Mari-kj4wf 6 лет назад +7

      Fucking fantastic

    • @lukedavis6711
      @lukedavis6711 6 лет назад +3

      So fucking funny but I've seen this copy pasta before; sort of ruins the illusion.

  • @kyle8086999
    @kyle8086999 6 лет назад

    dude your channel is the best shit i have watched in a long time lol love it

  • @danielkunkler7293
    @danielkunkler7293 4 года назад

    Wow! This video is indescribable.

  • @maixuankhang6254
    @maixuankhang6254 6 лет назад +176

    Fake.People that are sponsored doesn't use _hypercam 2_

    • @InternetHistorian
      @InternetHistorian  6 лет назад +42

      what about the people sponsored by hypercam 2? or their direct competitor, hypercam 3?

    • @__prometheus__
      @__prometheus__ 6 лет назад +3

      Internet Historian Hypercam 420

    • @scrubchronicles9963
      @scrubchronicles9963 6 лет назад +2

      OOOOOH, I'm telling. He didn't talk about his Hypercam 2 sponsorship! Plus he's using the free trial version!

  • @pelh2466
    @pelh2466 6 лет назад +108

    INTERNET HERSTORIAN LIVES

  • @EdwardZia
    @EdwardZia 6 лет назад

    I love your work!

  • @bigmango202
    @bigmango202 Год назад

    Oh man I can't wait for episode 2

  • @45678ret
    @45678ret 6 лет назад +43

    i can smell the alcohol on your breath through my computer