The Problem Solver. Frances Dilorinzo - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

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  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 года назад +55

    Yay for Provo Utah. The have clean comedy called DRYBAR. It’s fantastic!

    • @jaynestag95
      @jaynestag95 3 года назад +1

      The best

    • @mwngw
      @mwngw 2 года назад

      I used to think Mormons were weird. They're actually pretty ok people. The Church is iffy though.

  • @stevemcmahan8277
    @stevemcmahan8277 3 года назад +17

    OMG!!! This lady is hilarious!!! My wife and I laughed ourselves to tears!! She talks 100mph!! We could not catch our breath as she went from one thing to another!! Well done Frances!!

  • @heathermiller6046
    @heathermiller6046 3 года назад +145

    Couldn’t help but notice she looked like Celine Dion mixed with Jennifer Aniston instead of just Celine lol

    • @maxlove4906
      @maxlove4906 3 года назад +7

      Not a bad combo, right? 😍

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 3 года назад +3

      I know I sound like a Redditor, but I did not expect this many likes 😊

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 3 года назад +5

      @@maxlove4906 Lol yeah. I could see Celine initially but I kept seeing Jennifer more than anything

    • @queencarter3048
      @queencarter3048 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely! Thought the same thing!

    • @maxlove4906
      @maxlove4906 3 года назад +2

      @@heathermiller6046 and may you have very many many more Likes!
      Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas 😃🎄💖🥂xx

  • @gpants3633
    @gpants3633 3 года назад +50

    Hahahaha I’m laying in bed watching this trying not to wake my husband from shaking the bed from stifling my laugh 😆😆😆

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +5

      That is a hilarious image...:)

  • @GEOMETRYSINE
    @GEOMETRYSINE 3 года назад +47

    From all the ladies here on drybar, Frances is definitely my favorite. She isnt just funny with words, her body movements are also very funny 😂

    • @sherribrock2726
      @sherribrock2726 3 года назад +2

      Check out Susan Jones. She is calm and so funny!!

    • @itsjustian8484
      @itsjustian8484 3 года назад +1

      I thought Mary Mack was also adorable. Just throwing my 2 cents in. I enjoy the quirky, odd type the most.

    • @GEOMETRYSINE
      @GEOMETRYSINE 3 года назад +2

      @@itsjustian8484
      Saw her too, she is also funny, they all are, but that's what I'm saying, most are funny only with words, frances has more then just words to make us laugh.

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +2

      @@GEOMETRYSINE Thank you so much Sean!! :)

    • @GEOMETRYSINE
      @GEOMETRYSINE 3 года назад +2

      @@FunnyFrances
      Wow didnt see this coming 😁
      You earned my opinion of you. Stay healthy and thrive in life and in what you do. Thank you for making our lives better with laughter.

  • @BT-jz7zn
    @BT-jz7zn 3 года назад +8

    I am watching her on repeat.
    She is amazing and her energy is infectious .💛💛

  • @lillygardens1
    @lillygardens1 3 года назад +17

    Funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Incredible final sketch!! "oh, hi, hi, " boob handshake!! Priceless!! Did NOT see that comin'! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 года назад

      Neither did I, especially since I was a little far back and my TV is not so big, so I didn't even realize it was her hands she was using! Lol

  • @chakaula8642
    @chakaula8642 3 года назад +5

    My favorite, creative, good material, good timing, "present" with the crowd. She was rushong it in the beginning, but as soon as she got positive feedback from the crowd, she "leaned into it" well! Aloha

  • @richardwright8898
    @richardwright8898 3 года назад +4

    Very funny!!! She deserves a lot more viewership.

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      Thanks for that kind of support!! :)

  • @EsotericOccultist
    @EsotericOccultist 2 года назад +2

    This lady is exceptionally funny! She has the gift!

  • @jessicawinchester7184
    @jessicawinchester7184 3 года назад +7

    This lady is hilarious! That final bit had me laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maj219
    @maj219 Год назад +1

    Very Funny and consistent I Love Her comedy and I would like to go to the Drybar some day and also the Crowd is So Awesome!!! There, one of the Best I've seen and I watch a lot of comedy.
    Thank You all for sharing.

  • @louisebrandt5333
    @louisebrandt5333 3 года назад +7

    On the phone with girlfriend & toddler was too funny & very fresh!

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 3 года назад +22

    All us guys could use a "Good Boy!" and a cookie. :)

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha! I love it!!!

    • @fonztorres
      @fonztorres 3 года назад +1

      Told my girl she was a good girl during, she flooded.

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      @@fonztorres I never heard it that way!😅

    • @fonztorres
      @fonztorres 3 года назад

      @@FunnyFrances We learned to start using a towel 😏

  • @ryandonahue285
    @ryandonahue285 3 года назад +9

    Good material 👍 funny and fun

  • @Dark_Heart_Soul
    @Dark_Heart_Soul 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely the funniest lady I’ve watched in while. Loved her whole act.

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 3 года назад +7

    Home made bumps 🤣. She can make a joke out of any situation. This girl is good. 🏆🏆🏆👏👏👏👍

    • @maxlove4906
      @maxlove4906 3 года назад +2

      Some people just have funny bones!🤣

  • @katiedrew4708
    @katiedrew4708 3 года назад +31

    I remember a "pre mature flush", I leaned forward for toilet paper, now I get my toilet paper before I sit.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 3 года назад +3

      Pro-tip: drape some toilet paper over the sensor before you sit, and it shouldn't go off prematurely.

    • @Bumbling_fool00
      @Bumbling_fool00 3 года назад +2

      People in the comments are giving each other pro tips on taking dumps.

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 3 года назад

      That's what usually happens to _me,_ it totally annoys me. I may try the "collect before I go" approach next time as well.

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 2 года назад

      @@Bumbling_fool00 Hey, teamwork!

  • @jessicayoung7132
    @jessicayoung7132 3 года назад +24

    The breast "bumps" ending was awesome.

  • @Ticona2
    @Ticona2 3 года назад +8

    Very Funny!

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 3 года назад +4

    😂🤣🙃 love the talking bumps... I'm a good boy yes I am, now for my cookie :)

  • @chilledlaminton3142
    @chilledlaminton3142 2 года назад +2

    Love her energy

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 3 года назад +16

    Your hubby really must have gone fishing on his “surprise wedding day”, because you’re quite a catch! A personality like yours is exactly what society needs

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +4

      LOL....you are a poet!!! :) xoxo

  • @nghiado9895
    @nghiado9895 3 года назад +1

    OMG, I'm crying here, so funny. BRAVO

  • @marshalbaek5580
    @marshalbaek5580 3 года назад +4

    That ending was hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley 2 года назад +2

    OK, the bumps broke me. 🤣😂🤣

  • @Lair69
    @Lair69 11 месяцев назад

    She's Fantastic!!

  • @melanieeisenschmidt102
    @melanieeisenschmidt102 3 года назад +4

    Hilarious!!! Love her!

  • @maxlove4906
    @maxlove4906 3 года назад +10

    Now, this lady wears a pair of blue jeans just perfect!! She reminds me of my first love 💕👀🤩 Merry Christmas folks Xx

    • @belovedbenton
      @belovedbenton 3 года назад +3

      Merry Christmas to you too :)

    • @Nic7320
      @Nic7320 3 года назад +3

      Down boy, down!

    • @ericscaillet6087
      @ericscaillet6087 3 года назад +1

      Memories are great , still living them is greater.

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 2 года назад

      Thats just unfair to your current wife.

  • @michelecherek5392
    @michelecherek5392 Год назад

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 LOVE IT!!! Wife hunting and mounting in the library!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @Raizay8723
    @Raizay8723 3 года назад +2

    I just LOVE her! That bumps skit was the best!

    • @justaskin8523
      @justaskin8523 2 года назад

      And the C+C Music Factory jam was perfect for it!

  • @spencerkeys
    @spencerkeys 6 месяцев назад

    This was amazing 😂

  • @juliewhite6887
    @juliewhite6887 3 года назад +5

    Very funny lady!!

  • @rudevalve
    @rudevalve 3 года назад +7

    Certified Gold!!!!!

  • @nataliewilliams9741
    @nataliewilliams9741 3 года назад +3

    Frances is a very funny lady!

  • @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604
    @beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 3 года назад +2

    You are hilarious my friend!

  • @suzanneyorkville
    @suzanneyorkville 3 года назад +7

    Great hair cut......she is outrageous fun......some of it you didn't know whether to cringe or laugh

  • @jeri8853
    @jeri8853 3 года назад +21

    She has a great haircut! No matter how many times she rakes her hand back across the front...it just falls back layered into place! I know what... I need a dam haircut! Getting tired of the ponytail! Lol🥺

  • @Chamindo7
    @Chamindo7 3 года назад +4

    Best female comedian....... blows Amy Schumer out of the water.

    • @Koudey
      @Koudey 3 года назад

      Compared to Amy Schumer, yes. But I’ve see better female comedians.

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      @@Koudey So have I...but I still like her.

  • @joeslob1199
    @joeslob1199 2 года назад +1

    she is excellent!

  • @korgothkillings2032
    @korgothkillings2032 3 года назад +14

    So funny. Im from waterloo. They love making fun of us.

    • @billmcbillface7467
      @billmcbillface7467 3 года назад

      I don't think a city of 68,000 can be considered a "tiny little town".

    • @korgothkillings2032
      @korgothkillings2032 3 года назад

      @@billmcbillface7467 we were the biggest city in the country without a major highway. Until 380 got put in.

    • @korgothkillings2032
      @korgothkillings2032 3 года назад

      @@billmcbillface7467 we actually had a much bigger population back in the day. Can't remember when.

  • @Esther-1914
    @Esther-1914 2 года назад

    One of the funniest!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @emacdaqt350
    @emacdaqt350 3 года назад +4

    Funny af

  • @SmickyD
    @SmickyD 3 года назад +10

    Jesus christ. She can't catch her breath... I'm exhausted just watching this.

  • @cuddlegrammie8041
    @cuddlegrammie8041 3 года назад +3

    Why am I worn out !!?!! Had to tell myself to breath , at least 3 times !!

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      I hope you are feeling better now that it is over! :)

  • @AladdinBinLaden
    @AladdinBinLaden 2 года назад

    Watched the whole thing, the jacket was great.

  • @earendildawn7692
    @earendildawn7692 Год назад

    She's really good

  • @anthonysanford444
    @anthonysanford444 3 года назад +2

    Awesome woman 😀🤣😆😅😄👽🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @chrisconley8105
    @chrisconley8105 2 года назад

    Very funny, clever lady, and pretty too!

  • @michelleschulz4903
    @michelleschulz4903 2 года назад +1

    I totally agree with the texting thing. My kids no longer call me on my birthday or holidays, they text me... 😒

  • @masonorantes276
    @masonorantes276 Год назад

    the ending was effing amazing

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 3 года назад +3

    Oh my gosh sooooo funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ellyn1954
    @ellyn1954 3 месяца назад

    Cracked me up!!! Very funny. It takes talent to be on dry bar. Other comedians and other venues, I don’t get it, all they have to do is swear and the audience laughs. Duhhhhh! Very talented lady.

  • @cuppy3874
    @cuppy3874 3 года назад +10

    A lot of energy. I tend not to care for it but this was alright.

    • @fonztorres
      @fonztorres 3 года назад

      Even if some may disagree, your preference is legitimate. I always say, to each fox, their own hare.

  • @timothyhaskell8262
    @timothyhaskell8262 3 года назад +2

    Great Can.

  • @harryls1283
    @harryls1283 2 года назад +1

    She looks better than Celine Dion 🥰

  • @user-xj1tz9lv6o
    @user-xj1tz9lv6o 11 месяцев назад

    She is F-n hilarious

  • @Saf_Shares
    @Saf_Shares 2 года назад

    she nailed that set. LOL.

  • @michaelblessington5720
    @michaelblessington5720 3 года назад +6

    Also did you notice that, at times, she has a bit of Cher in her voice. With a little practice l bet she would really be good as Cher.

  • @sherribrock2726
    @sherribrock2726 3 года назад +3

    To flush, just press the stupid button on the automated flusher!

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 3 года назад

      That’s what I do when it doesn’t flush. There’s a few places that don’t have that button though. I know of at least one

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 5 месяцев назад

    I just wanted to finish the song 😀🤣😂

  • @fireinateacup89
    @fireinateacup89 3 года назад +3

    Omg this lady has the same body type as I do, and wears the same jeans... and my hair goals. It’s like seeing an older vision of myself! Also I’m from Orange County Cali. So weird.

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 2 года назад

      Well..thats not what your profile is showing.

  • @ncode03
    @ncode03 Год назад

    This is 2 years old? This is hilarious and I've never heard of her.

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf 2 года назад

    Hilarious!

  • @lawnmowerman8922
    @lawnmowerman8922 3 года назад +3

    Frances is a beautiful name

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +1

      So kind...thanks!

    • @lawnmowerman8922
      @lawnmowerman8922 3 года назад +1

      :) you replied that's awesome! And you are hilarious

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад +2

      @@lawnmowerman8922 Thank you!!! :)

  • @kprtmntr8379
    @kprtmntr8379 2 года назад

    very funny 😂

  • @isabellegrayson9134
    @isabellegrayson9134 3 года назад +3

    It feels like I’m watching an engaging Ted Talk.

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      Wow...I like that comparison!!!! Thank you Isabelle!!! :)

  • @Lair69
    @Lair69 7 месяцев назад

    This audience needs to up-tic their I.Q.'s just a tad. Even she slows her delivery there's still a 1.5 ms delay in the audience getting it.lmao!!
    Francis is the best around. She doesn't need to megaphone any slutty/tacky stories about bloated ideas of the sleezy.
    Francis is the Best!!

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 3 года назад +1

    luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv

    • @FunnyFrances
      @FunnyFrances 3 года назад

      Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank U :)

  • @garybrennan8391
    @garybrennan8391 3 года назад +2

    I heard the joke about the tall person being asked by someone "whats the weather like up there?" and then them spitting on the person asking when I was 6....in 1983.

  • @jasonsarahsnyder1058
    @jasonsarahsnyder1058 3 года назад +1

    I like how she says Waterloo is a small town when it is over 10 times the population of my town

  • @anavigil7603
    @anavigil7603 3 года назад +2

    She maweed Elmer Fudd!! LOL.

  • @mrs.kaetlynwest4878
    @mrs.kaetlynwest4878 3 года назад +2

    (*referring to the "fancy airport bathrooms' bit) So far I haven't discovered a solution to the surprise-flush-splashes ..but, did ya know?!.. There's usually a little button on the plumbing-neck, generally off to one side, or sometimes on the wall nearby; that allows you to rush the un-sensed flush & avoid the seduction-dance.

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 2 года назад +1

    I call those “Barbie planes.”

  • @pb4595
    @pb4595 3 года назад +3

    Great performance !
    (the reposting of previous posts is starting to be annoying here however)

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 3 года назад +2

      A lot of their new subscribers think this is new content. I'm assuming their older videos didn't have many views. Now they're reposting. Just a guess.

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 3 года назад +3

      @@teaganna5970 Yep. Plus, Covid-19 might be putting a stop to any new shows, hence the reuploads.

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt 2 года назад

    Excellent set [hehehe]

  • @कृष्णाय808
    @कृष्णाय808 3 года назад +2

    homemade 😂😂

  • @nermalsturf
    @nermalsturf 3 года назад +2

    Why so many repeat uploads???

  • @TheSheiit
    @TheSheiit 3 года назад +8

    She 'should' have a talk show by now

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 2 года назад

    SHE IS A HOOT!!! HOW AWESOME LADY LEAN...YOU'RE A BELLY LAUGH OF FUN...LOVE AND PRAYERS. XOXOX JAVITA

  • @zachkatgaming6121
    @zachkatgaming6121 Год назад

    me over here with adhd autism and social anxiety-
    her talking about texting being overboard-

  • @jaypaans3471
    @jaypaans3471 3 года назад +1

    When she uses "up heres" (after 33 min's and on) she kinda breaks the expression "hey, my eyes are up here..."

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 2 года назад

    SSORRYYYYY...AT 62 I'M JUST NOT THROUGH...I LOVE PLAYING HOUSE WITH MY HUBBY AND HAVING FUN STILL AND EVEN STAYING UP LIKE WE'RE COLLEGE STUDENTS. H A HA HAH AHA HA HAHA HA HA...XOXOX

  • @jakeofalltradesmusic
    @jakeofalltradesmusic 3 года назад +2

    One thing that becomes evident from all these comedians talking about marriage is that it was never meant to last.

    • @BboyKsmooth
      @BboyKsmooth 3 года назад

      How did you get to that conclusion?

    • @Nic7320
      @Nic7320 3 года назад +1

      Marriage is a three ring circus:
      The engagement ring,
      The wedding ring,
      The suffering.

    • @ericscaillet6087
      @ericscaillet6087 3 года назад +1

      @@Nic7320 as in anything it all depends on the players

  • @evalehde3869
    @evalehde3869 Год назад +2

    Her rapid speak makes me jittery. Many are saying she is good so I’m trying to hang in there, but I think two minutes is my limit

  • @discobikerAndRosie
    @discobikerAndRosie 2 месяца назад

    Been married 37 yrs. Engaged 3 yrs before that.

  • @laurakibben4147
    @laurakibben4147 Месяц назад

    She makes me think of Angelah "gotta show off my hot bod" Johnson.

  • @DrGigglesComedy
    @DrGigglesComedy 3 года назад +2

    😂😂

  • @jeremythrasher6306
    @jeremythrasher6306 2 года назад

    Oh if she's dry she has put her brain permanently on SPEEEEEEEEEEED MODE

  • @ThatsJustAaron
    @ThatsJustAaron 3 года назад +2

    _Ah yes, the problem solver._

  • @sheldonnicholl3599
    @sheldonnicholl3599 2 года назад

    Funny lady. Nice comment on the generational gap/attitude (i.e., dancing) without hitting you over the head with it repeatedly.

  • @balwinderdosanjh1360
    @balwinderdosanjh1360 3 года назад +2

    🤪 I'd hate 4 sum 1 , who's 1st language isn't ENGLISH ! 🥳 . They'd B havin kitten s by now !!!! Even I had 2 pin my lug oles back 🤣 ! Nice set Silly Dion, tarra 👍👋👋👋🇬🇧

  • @beckymarie8720
    @beckymarie8720 3 года назад +1

    12:20-12:24 she totally looks like Celine Dion!!!!

  • @warriormamma8098
    @warriormamma8098 5 месяцев назад

    Premature flush sends germs up into our delicate area. My dr sd to put a pice of tp over sensor to prevent that!

  • @rherman9085
    @rherman9085 3 года назад +5

    She needs to lay off the Meth & speed.

  • @tomarchibald5631
    @tomarchibald5631 3 года назад +2

    ♥️😀👏

  • @Lavenderrose73
    @Lavenderrose73 3 года назад +4

    Man, how does she have two kids and still look so thin? I've never had any children, and I _do not_ have the figure I had back in high school!

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 2 года назад +1

      Well...being fatter than you were back in highschool has to do more with your eating habit than to having kids.

  • @RicoBurghFan
    @RicoBurghFan 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @debbyruiz773
    @debbyruiz773 3 года назад +2

    Lol

  • @wegipie3018
    @wegipie3018 3 года назад +7

    I mean... its alright. better than a lecture but worse than a your drunk friend.