Hast thy forgotten thine manners? Should thou resume spitting such slander, I shall call upon the abomination from yon granary. Then thine words, you shall regret!
Out of everything, the "thoust are turning thine village into a suburban hell, mi'lord" is the one that got me, as he zooms out to view his suburban hell.
this stream was wild to watch cuz charborg doesnt know enough words to understand a lot of the peasant messages, people were dragging his ass and he was just like "huh? what?" lmfao
@@DoomNeb Some emperors didn't know how to read or Write. They had pre-cut Metal, most of the Time Gold, patterns, that spelled ''legi'' = lat. ''I have read'' and their Signature, so they only had to follow the line with a pen to sign. And I mean European and Byzantine Emperors, not Roman Emperors, those were most of the time very literate and educated by Philosophers. Only after Charlemagne, who was the First medieval Emperor to think that Reading and Writing are valuable skills, Literacy slowly increased in the entire Populace, because the Schools he founded together with Monasteries weren't classist, Poor people, Monks and Rich people could attend them.
M’Lord I do not wish to disturb you wish troubling news but I muss confess I am quite disturbed by a recent happening. Yestermorning I was roused from my slumber by the most peculiar of sensations, and discovered the granary goblin nibbling at my toenails as I lay sleeping.
Fear not, my fellow serf, the goblin shalt keep thine toenails short; 'tis a benefit, not a bane. If mayhaps he nibbles too far, you may find it wise to keep thine spear tucked by thy side at the ready.
In mine own defense, thy toenails art v'ry delicious. Those gents eke holp ky skin, i has't nev'r did look m're glistening in mine own life. Doth thee seeth how mine own skin radiates?
Verily, Charborg doth endeavor to obscure the verity that this be not a mere pastime, but rather a ploy to garner views upon his videos, thusly to reap lucre and perpetuate this unceasing travail.
One of the Manor Lord historical consultants here: they didn't have tomatoes in medieval Europe, whoever made that suggestion should be locked up for being a time traveller ;)
it's great that you somehow get a full year's warning about bandit attacks. Either they're travelling slow as fuck or they have a VERY farsighted schedule
he did really well making this. I wonder if he's the same lad who made "Eden", a game that is actually perfectly identical except it went more in-depth with fishing cabins and stuff. It was a really cool game, though I haven't been able to find it since. It was named Eden.
This whole time, I kept imagining that Charborg was a time traveler just taking advantage of the peasants. But when the Mitochondria joke hit, I just imagined that he was the reason it is a meme today.
So much I love about this episode. The voices are just excellent. Charborg insulting everyone and telling the graniery guy to eat gun powder. And of course the reappearance of Jason, still missing his wife.
This game is a "try to save people from starving" simulator and I love it so much. You could do everything in your power, do everything to feed your people and keep them happy, and yet they still fucking starve and die. It's hilarious. I just wish it had better optimization. There's no reason setting the graphics lower should lag the game more than if I max them out. Unacceptable. I know it's very very early access, but come on man. I'd like to be able to actually play the game.
It's not just because it's early access, but the game is literally being made by a single guy (Greg Styczen). And judging from the quality of the game even with the problem it has, I say he did a pretty awesome job so far
Ok but fr tho, fast food does date back to at least the 13th century, where the peasantry would pick up meat pies in what's the ancient equivalent of getting a burger on the way home from work.
Cheap food of sketchy quality being sold to working class people is about as old as the concept of a monetary system. We're in antiquity or earlier. Mostly depends what your counting as money.
If he did, he might have done a little better on the whole fighting bandits front. You know, with that fully armed and armoured retinue you can recruit and all.
M'lorde, the Granary Goblin is an interesting fellow. It walked unto me roof, sire, fell inward to my estate and mused sweet nothings into me ear until sweet sleep shed over me eyelids. That very night, sire, I dreamt of nothing; a hollow void.
Some rules for yon goode yeomen and frank Chretians, and for whomsoever else wishes to improve their Ren-Speak: - "Thy" and "Thine" are possessive 2nd person--use them in the same way you would use "My" and "Mine," but about someone else. - "Thou" is informal and singular, use it as you would "I" (for someone else), and use "Thee" as you would "Me" (for someone else). - This one's hard to remember, even for me, but "Doth" and "Hath" are used for 3rd person (e.g. Doth she? and He hath), but for 2nd person, you use "Dost" and "Hast" (e.g. Thou doth and Hast thou?). For _to be,_ the 2nd person singular conjugation is "Thou *art."* - English has an unproductive "do"--for example, we say stuff like "I do see him a lot" when strictly speaking, we could just as easily say "I see him a lot" and lose basically no real meaning. You can make your sentences even more old-timey by deleting this unproductive "do" whenever you spot it. This is also true of "don't" in negative sentences--i.e. instead of saying "You do not love me!", you can say "You love me not!" and it will up the old-timey factor greatly. - In English, these days we say we "will" do something, but it's more old-timey to say you "shall" do it. And to "want" for something was not so much to wish it, as to lack it. So any time you're missing something, say you "want (for) it"; when you would normally say you want to be doing something, say you "will" (be doing) it; and when you would normally say you will be doing something, say you "shall" be doing it.
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Wouldst thou like to see Zarbobulon? Dost thou see a stream before thee? Remove thy channel points. I will guide thy mouse.
2:25 "let's go, we get to wash our arse!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love the idea of someone being ecstatically excited about sanitation. We need more of that. 3:15 "I'm trying to provide for this village, I haven't even started being corrupt yet" 🤣🤣🤣.
We should pool together a budget to make chat-integration an actual IRL event, Charborgia will be established, and razed to the ground under disgruntled mob rule, in the span of a single stream.
"I'm beginning to think that your pointy boots talk the talk but do not walk the proverbial walk, sire. You killed us." was the best line. Kingdom of the Char of the Borg.
M'lord cannot defend thyselve against the bandits. How shameful of one lord of the lands cannot defend their lands. Will go speak against m'lord at the assembly of Pompeii.
Not even two minutes in and I know this is an amazing video. When he said there had been an awful discovery about the cow, I laughed so loud I could hear it echo in the house XD
Milord is very easy to startle. Whenst a boisterous peasant speaks to him, he doth cry out like a babe.
Hast thy forgotten thine manners? Should thou resume spitting such slander, I shall call upon the abomination from yon granary. Then thine words, you shall regret!
Thy dare speak ill of milord?
Our lord protects! Thy fields shalt be barren and thy maidens few, without his guiding hand
↑ beware of witches and their honeyed words
babe
Out of everything, the "thoust are turning thine village into a suburban hell, mi'lord" is the one that got me, as he zooms out to view his suburban hell.
time stamp 25:50
"I appear to have shit my britches" took me out
Lets go we get to wash our arse!
For me it was the singleplayer chickens line 🤣
That had me shitting my britches for a solid half minute
2:05
I regret not saying “shit mine britches”
For the love of God please let the Grainery Goblin become a recurring character he is just so whimsical and a rapscallion at heart.
i do hope he recovers from stepping on his spear
@@mushr--mindeed 😔
Just keep him away from the corpse pit unsupervised and he should be fine.
What’s this game called ? I can’t find it anywhere…
@silverlining_1995 Manor Lords, its a bit slow at times, but if you're a fan of city building games, it's actually very intricate and interesting.
this stream was wild to watch cuz charborg doesnt know enough words to understand a lot of the peasant messages, people were dragging his ass and he was just like "huh? what?" lmfao
when the lord is less literate than the serfs
america moment
What stream was this?
@@DoomNeb Some emperors didn't know how to read or Write. They had pre-cut Metal, most of the Time Gold, patterns, that spelled ''legi'' = lat. ''I have read'' and their Signature, so they only had to follow the line with a pen to sign. And I mean European and Byzantine Emperors, not Roman Emperors, those were most of the time very literate and educated by Philosophers. Only after Charlemagne, who was the First medieval Emperor to think that Reading and Writing are valuable skills, Literacy slowly increased in the entire Populace, because the Schools he founded together with Monasteries weren't classist, Poor people, Monks and Rich people could attend them.
@@Mast3rB3ard 😂😂😂
M’Lord I do not wish to disturb you wish troubling news but I muss confess I am quite disturbed by a recent happening. Yestermorning I was roused from my slumber by the most peculiar of sensations, and discovered the granary goblin nibbling at my toenails as I lay sleeping.
Fear not, my fellow serf, the goblin shalt keep thine toenails short; 'tis a benefit, not a bane. If mayhaps he nibbles too far, you may find it wise to keep thine spear tucked by thy side at the ready.
In mine own defense, thy toenails art v'ry delicious. Those gents eke holp ky skin, i has't nev'r did look m're glistening in mine own life. Doth thee seeth how mine own skin radiates?
The Granary Goblin quietly mutters sweet musings into my ear come night. He certainly is peculiar, but also a good friend
@@bigbalticbox WITCH
No the chat ARE the peasants. NOT "VOICING" THEM.
Verily, Charborg doth endeavor to obscure the verity that this be not a mere pastime, but rather a ploy to garner views upon his videos, thusly to reap lucre and perpetuate this unceasing travail.
What
@donathany dude, I could swear that I was having a stroke ,or I was dumb trying to figure this out
@@donandreius rough translation
This aint no game, this is life
What game is he playing?
"The man who whispers under the grainery" is giving serious Welcome to Night Vale vibes
THANK YOU! It particularly gives me ‘BROWN STONE SPIRE’ vibes. Or the people who huddle out-back of the Ralph’s.
Fellow Night Vale fan?!??
"We are currently growing... fallow." - I lolled
I had to search up what fallow was, but uh yeah, how long did it take Charborg to notice he was growing nothing?
@@BulborbStanSomeone told him immediately. Didn't really help with the constant starvation anyways.
@@wasperfly even then you need to process them into bread, but I think the peasants wouldn't mind munching on some raw straws
@@mr.jancok4413 cronchy
that was so unintentionally hilarious
Mista borg can us peasants have just a nibble of food 🙏
The most mouse-like of nibbles, Milord? 😔🙏
@@greenbackjack768you shall not lowly peasant.
No
You just have to suck it out of the one nipple utter cow
Im dying
One of the Manor Lord historical consultants here: they didn't have tomatoes in medieval Europe, whoever made that suggestion should be locked up for being a time traveller ;)
It was just a typical illiterate peasant misspelling. They meant to say "two mate-os". The village idiot was chucking corpses.
Golly gosh, get a load of this rapscallion it appears we have a scholar on our hands
THINE WENCH IS A WITCH
@@Kac_Cno maidens? 🤔
no ketchup
it's great that you somehow get a full year's warning about bandit attacks. Either they're travelling slow as fuck or they have a VERY farsighted schedule
And he still floundered with the time lol
"Youre walking a very thin line here Village throwing tomato idiot" had me dying, i dont even know if he realized he said it backwards lol
I won’t stand for this Bob the Tomato slander
Fuck me is this game's environment art just absolutely gorgeous
It's a single developer and it is actually really well done. It is still in like super early release but enjoyable nonetheless.
the character design is insane.
he did really well making this. I wonder if he's the same lad who made "Eden", a game that is actually perfectly identical except it went more in-depth with fishing cabins and stuff. It was a really cool game, though I haven't been able to find it since. It was named Eden.
It's like a beautified and more polished version of Banished which is all I ever wanted
What's the game called?
The fact its an ox and not a bull makes "The cow's milk incident" even more suspect
That AI has some insane delivery skills, backed by the skill of chat's writing.
The delivery of "you killed us" was so perfect at 32:29
I just couldnt stop rewatching it, its too funny
Sometimes AI voice acting just nails it
"Cowabunga" said the serfer to his lord, and twas very gnarly indeed 😢
This whole time, I kept imagining that Charborg was a time traveler just taking advantage of the peasants. But when the Mitochondria joke hit, I just imagined that he was the reason it is a meme today.
Milord hath been sponsored. Tonight we dine as kings!
With hello fresh
WIT O'UR BELOVED HELLO FRESH
yea, brigands are near! tonight we dine in hell :/
Todays sponsor! Shadows of the raid!
(*sees chickens*)
"Hello, small freaks"
16:42 😭I’m so happy the Frog Jam seller got in here! I originally made them for DnD but I’m happy I could add to the CharLore❤🐸🍓
The dead animals add to the taste im sure
We love you frog jam seller!!
congrats on being the single ounce of culture in this doomed little village!
Yet another reason I wish I could have been there for the stream. I would've purchased your entire stock. 🐸🍓
i love the frog jam seller!
This was adorable. The little English chat-peasants chattering makes my heart melt.
“The whispering man. Ya know, the one who lives under the granary” is so Night Vale core.
You mean John Peters, you know, the farmer?
I thought the same exact thing!
Grannary Goblin sounds like he would ask if "Thou wouldst like to live deliciously.".
So much I love about this episode. The voices are just excellent. Charborg insulting everyone and telling the graniery guy to eat gun powder. And of course the reappearance of Jason, still missing his wife.
The most cursed thing in this playthrough is charborg building a medieval town in manor lords with a grid pattern.
He truly is american.
This game is a "try to save people from starving" simulator and I love it so much. You could do everything in your power, do everything to feed your people and keep them happy, and yet they still fucking starve and die. It's hilarious. I just wish it had better optimization. There's no reason setting the graphics lower should lag the game more than if I max them out. Unacceptable. I know it's very very early access, but come on man. I'd like to be able to actually play the game.
Yeah. Its basically medieval Frostpunk.
It's not just because it's early access, but the game is literally being made by a single guy (Greg Styczen). And judging from the quality of the game even with the problem it has, I say he did a pretty awesome job so far
just make them eat food, dummy. most people dont starve when they eat food
what game is this?
@@SSmallwood Manor Lords
Ok but fr tho, fast food does date back to at least the 13th century, where the peasantry would pick up meat pies in what's the ancient equivalent of getting a burger on the way home from work.
Oh, fast food dates back way further. They've unearthed an ancient fast food restaurants in Pompeii not too long ago.
Cheap food of sketchy quality being sold to working class people is about as old as the concept of a monetary system. We're in antiquity or earlier. Mostly depends what your counting as money.
6:20 "We're currently growing fallow" oh no...
To the chatter that made the Emperor's New Groove reference at 20:23, I owe my life to you
m'lord prov'd he's meaner than a disney villain
@@pumpkinpartysystem “Some, no ALL, of you may die, but I still expect you to build me that new manor!”
dost you often giveth ye life so freely?
edit: i misr ead
BRO HOW I LET THAT SLIP BY
glad my warning to charborg abouth thy granary goblin was in m'lords video
10:50 12:57 23:07
You got 3 of your comments in the video, congrats!
"hurry up and chop trees" -maxes woodcutters-"why are you chopping trees? Why is there so many of you here? Are you chopping trees?"
-Charborg 2024
This happens at 12:15
A normal Mother’s Day… remember to say it to your mothers. My sister has my mom on phone titled “spawn point.”
I have mine as Spawn Point A. It's been that way for years 💀
game is called manor lords and charborg didnt build a manor all episode
Because he is the leader of the PEOPLE
If he did, he might have done a little better on the whole fighting bandits front. You know, with that fully armed and armoured retinue you can recruit and all.
M'lorde, the Granary Goblin is an interesting fellow. It walked unto me roof, sire, fell inward to my estate and mused sweet nothings into me ear until sweet sleep shed over me eyelids. That very night, sire, I dreamt of nothing; a hollow void.
22:05 if he's throwing villages maybe dont mess with him 💀
"hes going bacon, egg and cheese on this thing!" -char 3:54
gave it the works
Milord, the granary goblin hast taken one of my goats and two of my hens.
A Chorbarg video a day keeps the shadow figures away!! 😂😂😊🤑
🪑
It doesn’t I still see them
chorbarg
eh idk hes still outside the window
hang on where did he
Instead you get him visiting you everyday
Not charborg milking an ox
Definitely not beating the furry allegations
An ox is the species name, not gendered. He was milking a bull.
Edit: nvm an ox is a castrated male ig.
Some rules for yon goode yeomen and frank Chretians, and for whomsoever else wishes to improve their Ren-Speak:
- "Thy" and "Thine" are possessive 2nd person--use them in the same way you would use "My" and "Mine," but about someone else.
- "Thou" is informal and singular, use it as you would "I" (for someone else), and use "Thee" as you would "Me" (for someone else).
- This one's hard to remember, even for me, but "Doth" and "Hath" are used for 3rd person (e.g. Doth she? and He hath), but for 2nd person, you use "Dost" and "Hast" (e.g. Thou doth and Hast thou?). For _to be,_ the 2nd person singular conjugation is "Thou *art."*
- English has an unproductive "do"--for example, we say stuff like "I do see him a lot" when strictly speaking, we could just as easily say "I see him a lot" and lose basically no real meaning. You can make your sentences even more old-timey by deleting this unproductive "do" whenever you spot it. This is also true of "don't" in negative sentences--i.e. instead of saying "You do not love me!", you can say "You love me not!" and it will up the old-timey factor greatly.
- In English, these days we say we "will" do something, but it's more old-timey to say you "shall" do it. And to "want" for something was not so much to wish it, as to lack it. So any time you're missing something, say you "want (for) it"; when you would normally say you want to be doing something, say you "will" (be doing) it; and when you would normally say you will be doing something, say you "shall" be doing it.
The side story of the granary goblin slowly turning all your villagers into proselytes of madness as they all starve to death is hilarious.
17:01 - Such a very impressively maidenly utterance, M'lord! An assortment of unspeakably dandy lads grow envious of your most laudable talents.
i feel like charborg sees me rewatching his old vids for the 3rd time, watching hours of his VODs, and has decided to give me fresh content more often
i dont know how he does it but ive watched all of charborg's VODs and theyve all left me wanting more from each game,,,, char is like a drug i swear
6:22 "We're currently growing fallow, can we smoke that?" 💀
The odds that the very next TTS would be the village idiot himself had me dying during the stream
You should totally play the Skyrim mod where twitch chat voice’s the npc’s. It’s so good.
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Wouldst thou like to see Zarbobulon?
Dost thou see a stream before thee? Remove thy channel points. I will guide thy mouse.
I love you for this reference
2:25 "let's go, we get to wash our arse!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love the idea of someone being ecstatically excited about sanitation. We need more of that.
3:15 "I'm trying to provide for this village, I haven't even started being corrupt yet" 🤣🤣🤣.
I love these text to speech stream from all these channels very enjoyable to watch
You art frightening the maidens, sire
Congrats on 600K🎉
M'lord the sun has never set, you must enable it in thy book called settings M'lawrd
Thy Granary goblin has eaten my children milord Mayeth i commence a burning of the granary?
the granary goblin will only return stronger, i fear
I begeth thee, lord char, just a speck of nourishment!
been loving the little video intros, the simple ones like this and the VoTV one. killah work B)
We should pool together a budget to make chat-integration an actual IRL event, Charborgia will be established, and razed to the ground under disgruntled mob rule, in the span of a single stream.
If the peasants want more food, they should make sure the fields are well tended to and the storage racks are well stocked for winter.
FINALLY chorbarg giving a video to eat to!! I get to eat today!!!
M’lord I am starving!
HUZZAH!!
Gort the serf would like to speak with you...
He's serf of the year I've heard.
M’lord the crops have withered and be unable for sustenance, the dire effects of this blight hath driven the folk unto delirium.
Hearing a song that's in my relaxing harp playlist play in the background of the ad really broke my brain. I thought my spotify started buggin
13:36 A peasant has a peek into the future of which is to come.
"We are currently growing fallow" killed me.
figuring out the cow is actually a bull sounds like she needs to be promoted to science officer.
I beg for another stream of this. It was so ridiculously funny.
A man with knowledge becomes the teacher, a woman with knowledge is executed smh
17:00 "were out of food... 😩 Auugchhh my god 😩"
The more chrborg talks about hello fresh the more im tempted to try it in the future, also todays ad had so much charm to it lol
that is the idea of ads
@@theaveragepro1749 yeah i know
Ive heard that hellofresh is not a good brand though, be sure to read up before buying from them
@@TheHotDogGuy.Lmao
My favorite genre of charborg video is the chat using TTS💀 this was hilarious bro would love to see more of this game
"I'm beginning to think that your pointy boots talk the talk but do not walk the proverbial walk, sire. You killed us." was the best line.
Kingdom of the Char of the Borg.
Can't wait for the future great great great great grandchildren to play my timeline of their history.
M'lord cannot defend thyselve against the bandits. How shameful of one lord of the lands cannot defend their lands. Will go speak against m'lord at the assembly of Pompeii.
This video had me laughing the whole time with how chat was talking with him as peasants it’s funny
I despise this creature, the borg
witch!!
My old music teacher/orchestra conductor did the music for this game lol
they did a phenomenal job
It's very good music
@@how_tragic haha I’ll let them know
@@kl3321 yeah! I love their stuff :)
Someone who loves rural 'we're growing fallow, what is fallow?' Made me laugh harder than it should have
22:04 "village throwing tomato idiot" is what got me 😭
18:04
I like how this suggests that these medieval peasants have modern-day microphones
6:37 "Bro said 'It's raining.'."
Thank you for always putting a smile on faces. The content is pure joy.
Not even two minutes in and I know this is an amazing video. When he said there had been an awful discovery about the cow, I laughed so loud I could hear it echo in the house XD
- Tries to get chatroom participants to voice mediaeval peasants.....
- Ends up turning chat into a bawdyhouse.
0:37 Yikes, you really got into the Medieval Lord roleplay there. Both Ramsey Bolton and Gordon Ramsey would be proud of you!
This is the rapid failed early adulthood startup company equivalent of a medieval village
everything aside, this game has remarkably good graphics and art direction, it's not super pleasant to my eyes but it *looks* super high-fidelity
The hardest part in this game is when you need to get the food surplus up in a new region but the Villagers competly refuses to do their work
13:28 "m'lord, please, the whisperer, I can hear him when he isn't talking" 💀💀
Dude is talking to his video game all day. It constantly outsmarts him. Isn't life grand?
Damn, first Let's Game it Out puts out a Manor Lords video and now Charborg. I am well fed on funny man content today
“What is a fallow?” Historically accurate medieval lord moment XD
this is what BANISHED hoped it could have been but still, 10\10 game
Man, I've been loving the little cinematic intros in the recent videos!
Please ma lord give me a crumb a bread to last my family. We are hungry borg.
Look forward to spring as a time when you can start to see what nature has to offer once again.
Hello Fresh has a sister company, Factor, and they are ruining my town
Fuck hello fresh fr
Fuck hello fresh fr
we remain peasants in this world still
Do tell
Cool story. Don't bother elaborating, please.
'...it was really just a lot of starvation and getting raided.' Ahhh, the good ole days!
"toust are turning thine village into an Surburban hell mi'lord."
King Charredborg and the kingdom of Charbogia