Also the fact that you can interact with a videogame, and watching a videogame movie, you lose that connection, plus most of them, not all, are really crappy
10:52 "Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yes. Welcome to the military. This is literally the most realistic part of the movie.
+Filip Hällgren If you give a thousand monkeys a typewriter each and infinite time, they will eventually write the complete works of Shakespear. The script to an Adam Sandler movie? One monkey, one hour. Lol.
+Kevin Hall there is no magic in the world powerful enough to fix...this. maybe Discord could turn it funny...somehow. on the other hand, this movie is already a parody of itself, so there's really nothing much to do for him.
You know, when I first saw this movie there was a part in it that really got to me. It was when Adam Sandler and that kid are talking about modern games or whatever, and Adam's all like, "What do you do if you mess up?" And the kid says, "There's a reset button." Adam then has the AUDACITY to say "We didn't have those when I was a kid." Ummm, what?! The first reset button for a game system was on the Magnavox Odyssey in 1972, A DECADE before the beginning of the movie takes place! In fact, every mainstream console from the Atari 2600 to the Gamecube had a reset button on it! Not only that, but the kid's wrong, too! I'm pretty sure there isn't a reset button on the PS4! So, all in all, this movie sucks, and I hate it.
okay well they weren’t talking about “reset buttons” on systems. they were talking about when you die in a game and you get to restart. for example in a shooter game (which is what the kid was talking about) when you die, you usually come back to life and start from where you left off. adam’s character, sam , makes it a point that the games he played back in his day didn’t have that.
ok, but they're different things, the reset button that you're talking about turns the console off, then turn it on while the movie is talking about checkpoints, in the older games, there are no checkpoints, it means that if you mess up, you'll have to restart from the beginning, and in modern games there are suck a thing, do you get it?
Or anyone really, I bet that between the 2 of us or any randos in the comment section things would've gone pretty much (or even better than in) the movie.
+Gnomally Orcward Some sins they missed. The gameplay was being shown on monitors in the tournament. How could Peter Dinklage cheat in such a supervised event? How could he use cheat codes in a real life car? The aliens started attacking because Peter cheated and thus forfeited the challenge, so why in the middle of the attack do they give them a redo with Donkey Kong?
This movie actually has a brilliant concept and a very good talented director behind the project, everything changed when Adam Sandler came on board as a producer and stars in it
+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) yeah that movie was so hyped and it was shit. was i the only one that enjoyed the original fantastic 4 reboot with chris evans and jessica alba?
+maximumrisk2004 That ending raises way more questions than I actually want to know the answer to. Not to mention that ending (and Ludlow's character in general) is kind of offensive to people who play games as a hobby. Yeah I know it's a joke but, seriously?
Lol but i think that it was actually accurate, the president called him and by i know, the president can call anyone to their room and no one can protest
I remember my dad and two of my friends were planning on going to one of my favorite musicians concerts one day during August, but my dad assumed my friends didn't want to go to the concert, so he insisted that we went and saw this instead. I regret it.
Recipe for every Adam Sandler movie ever: Adam stars a down and out loser who isn't really going anywhere with his life. Loser meets girl and encounters some form of trouble/Loser encounters trouble and meets a girl. Loser then miraculously saves day and gets girl. SSDD.
I'd like to know why Adam Sandler keeps wanting to play the loser who eventually and inexplicably comes out on top. Why doesn't he want to play someone GOOD? Can he not pull off roles like that? Is he just re-telling his life story? Honestly your formula isn't even that much of a joke, it genuinely fits every damn Adam Sandler movie out there
2:44 Watching from the time where Donald Trump *is* president of US Edit (1 year later): What have I done? I didn't know it would cause this much of a problem.
They took wreck-it-ralph, put it in reverse, added Adam Sandler, took out all of the funny jokes, and added sexual jokes, some shit and cringing. And that's how you make Pixels the movie! ~👍
I have a sin! When the game characters come to life it’s supposedly because of the video arcade time capsule that got sent up into space. In the competition it appears there were no consoles, so how does Tetris, Mario and things from other consoles show up the final battle?
15:52 Because most of the video game characters they've destroyed were hit by those Light Canons that make those light cubes "calm down", but Q*bert just hit the ground, and he's suppose to be a forever lasting trophy
10:54 "Where are they go-go-going to so quickly? Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?" Yep! Welcome to "Hurry up and wait," the military motto.
This movie can not be what was intended when someone said "hey let's make a movie about stuff from the 80s coming back to haunt us" and instead the producers thought it was going to be a twist on back to the future, NOT F*CKING PACK MAN
I didn't get the "South Harmon Institute of Technology" joke for a solid five minutes, I was midway through the rest of the video and I was like "OHHHH"
Imagine this movie but with modern video games. "WE NEED TO BUY THE ULTRA SUPER DELUXE EDITION SIR"! "WE NEED MORE LOOT CRATES"! "MICRO TRANSACTIONS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE ALIENS"!
13:18 So, just to clarify: we have Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad, and Tyrion Lannister fighting video game characters, yet they still somehow found a way to make it bomb?!
you forgot an "are" between "Lannister" and "fighting", im sorry i had to be that guy... i will now go jump off of a minecraft cliff because ive become the very thing i swore to destroy...
@@_stupidbro I'm not sure about how much Sandlers invested in it so it's possible that it flopped even if the film grossed more than it's alleged budget...
When my aviation unit was in Korea we got to make up our own callsign, and the choice we ended up going for was Galaga. We even painted a huge pixelated mural inside our office with "highscores" of the operators who had the most flight hours. If nothing else this proves that the military is also full of nerdy gamers. Well, and children. We were gonna be Bad Dragon but our platoon leaders vetoed it because it was "inappropriate" or something.
The sad thing is that Adam Sandler can act, and most likely can write some really good stuff, but as mentioned before, why should he? He's getting stacks and stacks of cash to make easy written shit that will make a profit and bomb in the ratings. While his style is 'love it or hate it', films like Happy GIlmore prove he can write and act in some good stuff that can make for entertaining films. But for every Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and Punch-Drunk Love he's in a Grown Ups, Jack and Jill and this. An unpopular opinion, but I personally really like You Don't Mess With The Zohan, the style of comedy is entertaining for me, but films like this have no entertainment value at all. It's clear to see that he can get money for anything, hell, he's penning a fucking Grown Ups 3! Grown Ups 1 and 2 didn't get over 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, yet earned 358 million over their 80 million each production cost. So because he wrote two films that made 358 million dollars, he's getting the funding for another one, which will most likely make the same amount!
+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.
+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.
0:47 Crane machines DO have patterns. I read somewhere that the claw on the crane is mechanically rigged to only be strong enough to actually clasp and grip an item every 20x or so.
They are programmed, its usually inside the cabinet at the bottom of the machine. Those stacker games, cut the wire games, and get the key in the hole games are also programmed to win only every few hundred attempts
+AnixiasPlays *ding!* though seriously, I can see why it was called Pixels--I don't think a lot of people know what Voxels are (hell, even I don't know what Voxels are--I don't play video games)
17:02 I thought he was going to bring up the fact that there was no way in hell that the cheat codes could have stayed on the pair of glasses after being dropped in the river.
or the fact that this dude still has these glasses for whatever reason, only for them to be found and used as evidence to incriminate him as a cheater.
There is one version where pacman has eyes. Not my favorite version, but still created around the same company who created the original pacman. Also Pacman would probably need to see where he is going.
1:35 My theory is that the aliens thought the videogame competition was a fascism propaganda of showing war as a children's play. Like how the nazies made a child friendly tv shows to attract children to join the nazis and they also hated this concept of fascism and decided to teach the earthlings a lesson
That actually makes a little bit of sense when you consider that a lot of the common "enemies" were aliens from Galaga and space invaders, but I'm pretty sure in the movie they were just trying to take over the planet
17:02 Why the hell does this work. At all. Like he said, there's no way he would be able to input the cheat code. Even worse, let's say he could. Why exactly would it make the ghosts faster? The arcade machines were not supposed to let you play as the ghosts.
+Ezio133798 well if I had to make him a cheater I would have made him access last stage hack so the ghosts are last level tough. but it would still not make sense
+Ezio133798 Even worse is: how the hell should the Aliens know about those cheat codes just by watching video game footage? remmeber? tey are the one who are creating that whole play, and even if they saw the cheat in the footage of someone playing it, how should they know that this is not part of the game?
Just a basic Adam Sandler movie, nerdy, ugly guy gets the beautiful girl who's having trouble with something. Adam Sandler is the big hero and gets his trophy wife. Didn't even need to watch the movie.
I had that one movie with Sandler about dreams becoming reality that I enjoyed. I think for most people the Sandler formula is funny one time, after that they see that it's all he does and stop watching.
This movie feels like there's a whole act missing or something, when I watched it for the first time I actually though I fell asleep halfway through and just didn't realize it, but that's just how to movie goes.
Sandwich Time so what should I do differently next time? Because apparently my comment that I randomly made that got 49 likes is accidentally presented like a joke that isn’t funny in your opinion
+dlollolb So because a cartoon made an episode about live video games EVERYTHING else is invalid? If we are going that route then everything after The Last Starfighter is invalid.
+dlollolb Remember that this idea wasn't even a full episode, it was only a third of one. And with Adam Sandler in it with all his shit idea there was NO chance in hell it would've done well.
This does not surprise me, the president lula (ex president of Brazil) didn’t know how to read or write and didn’t know anything about economics, unless it was something that benefited him
Soon as I saw the name, I was like "Oooh! Hope they sin the name." The name of the film is wrong. Should be "VOXELS", because clearly they are cubes, not squares. Sure, cubes are made from squares when netted, but still.
***** With that logic, every film would be called Pixels. I'm talking about the alien characters within the film. THEY are made up of voxel-like particles. Can't say they're entirely voxels, as they're aliens, but they are shaped and coloured like one.
I think this film might of been good if it was set in 80s and was about kids it might of been good. No one wants to see a bunch of 40-50 year olds play video games? And speaking of age are we really expected to believe that Josh Gadd is supposed to be 4 years younger than Adam Sandler and Kevin James?
Another sin missed, Sean Bean has stubble when he's a military officer. And WHY THE HELL IS PETER DINKLAGE TALKING LIKE HE'S IN A 70S BLACKSPLOTATION MOVIE?
I totally agree. Pixels was, IMO, a massive waste of potential. Seriously, what were they thinking letting Adam Sandler get involved with this cool premise?
+MIDGET MCGEE AND THE MENTAL FLEA We do not think we lived in the "retro gaming generation" And some of us (like me) actually do like retro games, like the classics. You know Dig Dug, Donkey Kong Trilogy, Burger Time, Galaga, and all that stuff
Extra sin for 16:57 : How would the kid even know what the pac man cheat code is? And also what's up with the symbols? There is no way you can type that kind of stuff into an arcade machine.
+The ThinkTank (VexHyFact) I didn't think about this. And not even I would have known what the code was for and I've played the game a million times more than him lol
RachelandLeah Show *Stares* I'll just say this: Not every kid lives for videogames I assure you, in fact basically no one literally lives for videogames. And even if a kid did I'm pretty sure it would be a more modern game, not pacman. (Let's remember that typing in that kind of code into an arcade machine is impossible as well)
I know that this is very late but the short guy that cheats in Donkey Kong is based off a real person who was known as the best Donkey Kong player for his high score but when another person beat his score he convinced the officials to "prove" it was fake when it wasn't and when he beat the high score in person it counted. Billy Mitchel is the guy who then cheated to get his record back.
"Sean Bean isn't dying in this scene"
Oh yes he is on the inside
Nath an 500th like
Online internet reference to another funny internet medium that satirizes movies but in trailer form is more or less funny.
800'th
Nath an A
He said that in the Martian too. Also
Sheds one tear for Boromir
You know, I wonder what a movie would look like if CinemaSins made it.
Britton McLinn I know!!
It wouldn’t exist
SIN-FREE!!
i think the internet would implode and we would all have to start reading books again
They said Lego Batman was pretty close
Britton McLinn "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"
Constants sarcasm, cussing, and no exiting plot
Plus one sin for the fact the kid, who does not know "Classic" games, recognizes the pacman cheat code.
That sin makes no sense.
Even if he didnt know the classics, hes played video games.
He probably knows what a cheat code looks like.
ChoclatePan Gaming But would he know it was the specific cheat for the specific game
Jacob Fartourious XD XD He could recognize that it is a cheat code with significance, and google that shit
it says fukin "pac man" on it
Keaton Lord of the Quizzes
You do realize that Google didn't exist at that point in time, right? Hell, computers weren't widespread until the 90s.
It's weird how video game movies often don't turn out well, despite how many video games have better storylines than most movies.
Detective Pikachu was pretty good.
I think it's be a most if the time those storyline were created to be told through video games, not movies.
Also the fact that you can interact with a videogame, and watching a videogame movie, you lose that connection, plus most of them, not all, are really crappy
Free guy was good
My parents let me play rdr2 in the living room because it looked like a movie
10:52 "Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?"
Yes. Welcome to the military. This is literally the most realistic part of the movie.
Hurry up and wait
#TRUTH
If you're on time, you're late but if you're early...😆
You're not wrong.
420th like
Lol
The movie is called Pixels but everything is in Voxels.
+Len Harms good point
+Len Harms Thank you
+Len Harms should be infinity sins for misnaming the movie
nice.
+Len Harms YES!!!! I'm not the only one that noticed this
U gotta admit. The CGI was awesome for this, but the story line was horrendous
Yea it was really good
Ehh, it's good for what it is.
Tbh it was really good movie
Stupid overall storyline but everything else is awesome.
The cgi was probably the best part
Not gonna lie, I've started watching these instead of the actual movies, and it works perfectly
Not gonna lie, this is definitely a movie you wanna watch tho. Especially if you baked or if you drink.
1 U_/
@@zzirfamo24 Not gonna lie I'd rather die than watch this dumpster fire.
@@leonmusk4852 this movie was beautiful 🤑
Brairot at best
Imagine someone had to write the script to adam sandlar
*****
no way
+Velocir P. Raptor I honestly have no trouble believing that
+Filip Hällgren I imagine it was just a child who wrote this
+Filip Hällgren If you give a thousand monkeys a typewriter each and infinite time, they will eventually write the complete works of Shakespear. The script to an Adam Sandler movie? One monkey, one hour. Lol.
No that isnt how he sounds now i watched the movie he sounded normal
South
Harmon
Institute of
Technology
... Well played, CinemaSins. Well played.
+Charlie Panda OH, MY GOD! It's been confirmed!
It's a movie reference
+Charlie Panda Originally from the movie Accepted, starring Justin Long (the I'm a Mac guy) and Jonah Hill.
+twit twit ya
+Charlie Panda I thought it was because the capitalized letters there spell S-H-I-T
When I saw that scene at the end with all baby Quberts, I walked out the theater screaming Nope.
Too bad there were only 7 people there to see it...
+King Fluttershy Its ok Fluttershy, Im sure Twilight can fix this!
+Kevin Hall there is no magic in the world powerful enough to fix...this. maybe Discord could turn it funny...somehow. on the other hand, this movie is already a parody of itself, so there's really nothing much to do for him.
+JH CC I don't obsess over MLP at all, I just found this username funny as hell.
This movie is shit though.
+Commander Frog So basically, they were never adorable...
+King Fluttershy +Commander Frog
Since I haven't seen the move, what are the implications?
Adam Sandler is like dreamworks: they *can* make good stuff, they just don't
*Sony
@@cursedtails1249 X2 Sony fits more that definition
I think Illumination would better fit.
What are you talking about, DreamWorks make awseome movies. The Shrek franchise, the Madagascar franchise and The Bee Movie are all classics.
@@fuzzychunkymunky2858 don’t forget the How to Train your Dragon franchise
You know, when I first saw this movie there was a part in it that really got to me. It was when Adam Sandler and that kid are talking about modern games or whatever, and Adam's all like, "What do you do if you mess up?" And the kid says, "There's a reset button." Adam then has the AUDACITY to say "We didn't have those when I was a kid." Ummm, what?! The first reset button for a game system was on the Magnavox Odyssey in 1972, A DECADE before the beginning of the movie takes place! In fact, every mainstream console from the Atari 2600 to the Gamecube had a reset button on it! Not only that, but the kid's wrong, too! I'm pretty sure there isn't a reset button on the PS4! So, all in all, this movie sucks, and I hate it.
i didint read the entrie thing but based on the stuff i did read you hate the movie
@@ratio9327 you do realize that’s literally the only thing this channel does right 😂
okay well they weren’t talking about “reset buttons” on systems. they were talking about when you die in a game and you get to restart. for example in a shooter game (which is what the kid was talking about) when you die, you usually come back to life and start from where you left off. adam’s character, sam , makes it a point that the games he played back in his day didn’t have that.
ok, but they're different things, the reset button that you're talking about turns the console off, then turn it on while the movie is talking about checkpoints, in the older games, there are no checkpoints, it means that if you mess up, you'll have to restart from the beginning, and in modern games there are suck a thing, do you get it?
@@nico_6729 no...
You forgot a sin:
President: I got it, sweetheart.
Bratty Girl: ...Why did you yell at me?
He did not yell at her.
Woah, 3 likes already.
+Speedpainter Minus now you got 9
+Speedpainter Minus Now 12 lol
Now you've got 24
Speedpainter Minus Fastest.Liking.EVAR.
This movie would've ended in 3 minutes if they'd just called the Koreans.
Or anyone really, I bet that between the 2 of us or any randos in the comment section things would've gone pretty much (or even better than in) the movie.
Lol the koreans
Even faster with the chinese players
That’s racist. **Ding**
or just japan military oohh wait (i cant say that)
Bruh “what is that kid doing on the street at night... is he a drug dealer” I’m dead lmao
My college had an advanced DVD screening of this movie. Even though I paid nothing to see it I felt like they owed me a refund.
+Gnomally Orcward Some sins they missed. The gameplay was being shown on monitors in the tournament. How could Peter Dinklage cheat in such a supervised event? How could he use cheat codes in a real life car? The aliens started attacking because Peter cheated and thus forfeited the challenge, so why in the middle of the attack do they give them a redo with Donkey Kong?
so when are you going to destroy it.
+Gnomally Orcward
I can give you that refund! *hands over refund*
+steeledminer616
want refund for watching this on youtube
Robert Ågren
NO! I only give away 1 full refund, and that was already done.
You forgot the parts where they basically say you cant make a career out of playing video games. That's what tore me up the most.
+E - Paige Its true.
+Daniel no its no
+night fury It is.
+albertpower8 There are also other things you can do such as write reviews for IGN.
True, but that's gaming related, wich is something different. Playing games on its own won't bring you anywhere.
I was just thinking how to make a sinless movie, and I finally figured it out!
Don't make one.
An_Annoying_Cat
There is no movie. *DING*
Itz N1ghtm4r3 DANG IT! YOU FOILED THE PLANNNNN!!!!
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Just watch CinemaSins and literally do the opposite of everything he says.
Pong: the movie
This movie actually has a brilliant concept and a very good talented director behind the project, everything changed when Adam Sandler came on board as a producer and stars in it
1 U_/
Wait a minute, is everyone overlooking the fact that this was a Futurama episode from 2002? Although, Futurama did do it better.
@Thor Odinson no u
@Thor Odinson watch your fucking mouth
@@madkirk7431 nope
@@christopherbennett6571 bruh
the internet came together to prove something RIGHT
Wow, just exposing myself to this much of the movie almost gave me an aneurysm.
Still better that Fant4stic
You must've had a major headache. Hope you feel better. Go watch the movie then.
+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff) yeah that movie was so hyped and it was shit.
was i the only one that enjoyed the original fantastic 4 reboot with chris evans and jessica alba?
That deserves a sin. *ding*
+The Generation Extreme TGX (Game Reviews And Stuff)
Hey, I went to that school, Sin 53!
The South Harmon Institute of Technology - it was shit.
Yep, I could have done without the Qbert ending as well. That was kind of disturbing.
+failstreet99 I would have guessed you gave HIM one with a @*#%$ mouth like that.
+failstreet99 Just look at his mouth.
+maximumrisk2004 That ending raises way more questions than I actually want to know the answer to. Not to mention that ending (and Ludlow's character in general) is kind of offensive to people who play games as a hobby. Yeah I know it's a joke but, seriously?
+MetalMaster05 couldn't agree more
If they were normal babies I might of been kinda ok with it.
they should have named the movie
"we dont understand presidential security"
but i understand that pixels was shorter
Lol but i think that it was actually accurate, the president called him and by i know, the president can call anyone to their room and no one can protest
I’m not shaking your hand
I remember my dad and two of my friends were planning on going to one of my favorite musicians concerts one day during August, but my dad assumed my friends didn't want to go to the concert, so he insisted that we went and saw this instead. I regret it.
+Noah Simmons RIP in peace
Who was performing?
+Gangster104 JOHN CENA
Gangster104 Watsky. George Watsky. He's a poet and also a rapper.
+Noah Simmons Yeah, u should've gone to the concert
Recipe for every Adam Sandler movie ever: Adam stars a down and out loser who isn't really going anywhere with his life. Loser meets girl and encounters some form of trouble/Loser encounters trouble and meets a girl. Loser then miraculously saves day and gets girl. SSDD.
Moral of the story: Losers can get any girl they wish if they save the day from some impossible shit.
The Cobbler. Jack and Jill. Grown Ups 1 & 2. Click. Hotel Transylvania. Big Daddy. To name a few exclusions.
SSDD?
Unimportant Commenter "same stuff different day"
I'd like to know why Adam Sandler keeps wanting to play the loser who eventually and inexplicably comes out on top. Why doesn't he want to play someone GOOD? Can he not pull off roles like that? Is he just re-telling his life story? Honestly your formula isn't even that much of a joke, it genuinely fits every damn Adam Sandler movie out there
2:44
Watching from the time where Donald Trump *is* president of US
Edit (1 year later): What have I done? I didn't know it would cause this much of a problem.
Rough times
I should have voted for Kevin James
Edit:04/08/2019
I love having had the government shut down.
@@beautifulmeeses I don't even know what's happening over in America. I have to deal with Brexit.
Probably just as brilliant as Donald Trump! 😁 👍
@@beautifulmeeses the government dont give a shit about us
i actually loved this movie 5 years ago because i didn't realize all of the plot holes and even after knowing the corrupted storyline i still love it
They took wreck-it-ralph, put it in reverse, added Adam Sandler, took out all of the funny jokes, and added sexual jokes, some shit and cringing. And that's how you make Pixels the movie!
~👍
👍👍👍
Isn't putting Adam Sandler in the movie already "took out all the funny jokes"?
It's redundant to say both.
Joshua Wood well played.... 👏👏
I have a sin! When the game characters come to life it’s supposedly because of the video arcade time capsule that got sent up into space. In the competition it appears there were no consoles, so how does Tetris, Mario and things from other consoles show up the final battle?
Mario was in donkwy kong, and tetris had an arcade game from atari back then, but it was WAY younger than that
"From lazy Adam Sandler, comes yet another lazy, plot-less, farted out comedy!"
SJ
+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god and it will make money because of video games and stupid people!
+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Worst of all, he made another one in 2015.
+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god ahah
+I'm beginning to feel like a rat god, rat god Haha, that makes me think of "Starring Rob Schneider... The Carrot!"
faaaaaaaaaaaaart
15:52 Because most of the video game characters they've destroyed were hit by those Light Canons that make those light cubes "calm down", but Q*bert just hit the ground, and he's suppose to be a forever lasting trophy
10:54 "Where are they go-go-going to so quickly? Are they running to the middle of the field just to stand?"
Yep! Welcome to "Hurry up and wait," the military motto.
GorcPic preach. 2nd thing taught in boot. 1st was standing at attention.
Didn't Futurama do this in a 10 minute segment of an episode? and didn't they do it a helluva lot better?
+MasterCharlie104 Indeed they did. General Pac-Man must be rolling in his grave.
+MasterCharlie104 freddie wong did this a lot better and didn't limit it to the arcade games, can't remember the futurama version though
+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did.
JasperGaming It was the second section of "Anthology of Interest II"
+MasterCharlie104 Yes they did, most of Sandlers movies are copies of other better things.
This movie can not be what was intended when someone said "hey let's make a movie about stuff from the 80s coming back to haunt us" and instead the producers thought it was going to be a twist on back to the future, NOT F*CKING PACK MAN
Pac-Man*
I didn't get the "South Harmon Institute of Technology" joke for a solid five minutes, I was midway through the rest of the video and I was like "OHHHH"
I... Didn't get it until I read this comment and saw it written out for a longer period of time🤦🏼♀️
i didnt get it till i read ur comment.
@@Alexander_Luv1what was the joke
@@sud1881 S.H.I.T.
Imagine this movie but with modern video games. "WE NEED TO BUY THE ULTRA SUPER DELUXE EDITION SIR"! "WE NEED MORE LOOT CRATES"! "MICRO TRANSACTIONS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT THE ALIENS"!
Murkystorm 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murkystorm 2 If I get to see Sandler ragdoll off a cliff after a guardian laser blast, than it's a deal.
MY ULTIMATE IS READY WE'LL GIT UM NEXT TUYM GUYS
OH GOD THERE ARE SO MANY SCUNTS
*YOU GOTTA HOLE IN YA RIGHT WING*
*YOU GOTTA HOLE IN YA LEFT WING*
EXTERMINATE THEM
Anyone feel like Adam Sandler is dead on the inside?
hehehe, yeah
+Johnnythat1 Dude No, he's just Jewish.
+Hanatash But he's a tough Jew, he could kick most people asses
+Johnnythat1 Dude This is called "Not giving a fuck". As in, Sandler didn't give a fuck throughout this movie, and it shows.
I literally saw it in his eyes.
The sin count was way too fucking low for this movie.
No. It was fine.
+Ryan R. i haven't seen the movie and i agree that the sin count is too fucking low
+Lutranereis Should have had an "80s Reference" Bonus Round.
They should have mentioned that once the aliens won fair and square, they GAVE EARTH ANOTHER CHANCE TO DESTROY THEM!!!
+Andrew Lopez In what universe is this a good movie? Seriously.
When I saw "In it's an Adam Sandler movie minutes" I thought "oh it's never gonna end is it?"
imagine if adam sandler and micahael bay did a movie together...
forget i ever aid that
I would pay so much to see that.
+Weesnalf 2 PIXELS should have been directed by Micheal Bay, at least the effects would last longer.
+Weesnalf 2 Most likely CinemaSins reason of suicide.
An unfunny Explosive movie
+Weesnalf 2 And bring in Midnight Shamalon.
its a adam sandler movie
*begins to add 500 sins*
*an
@@wheeeeeeeeeee, A and An make sense in the sentence
@@justipooh6866 no
@@justipooh6866 If the next word begins with a vowel its 'an' if not, its 'a'
@@wheeeeeeeeeee, eh, idk it still makes sense to me. Whatever floats your boat I guess
only 1 sin for the last thing? hell those mental scars are worth at least 50.
50? i vote for 100.....
No no no no no... 500
***** how about a million?
A small loan of a million sins
Lol. I saw the movie with a friend, and the last thing got me to chuckle at least. Urgh....poor Q-Bert!
When you realize it's based on the movie Pixels, but RUclips thinks it's Ghostbusters so they put the "Buy or Rent" Ad for it. +1 Sin.
Waiting for:
Furious 7
Dracula Untold
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Wolf of Wall Street
City of bones had one job. Which was make a movie about the book yet failed in even that.
Every single cinemasins video on Furious movie is basically the same :(
Sans - Chice because every fast and furious is the same 💩
+Leah Nassim yes they are peach
+Leah Nassim I mean preach
"Everything wrong with Pixels..."
You could've just played the whole movie and the theme of this video wouldn't change.
The difference is that this is funny.
13:18 So, just to clarify: we have Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Josh Gad, and Tyrion Lannister fighting video game characters, yet they still somehow found a way to make it bomb?!
you forgot an "are" between "Lannister" and "fighting", im sorry i had to be that guy... i will now go jump off of a minecraft cliff because ive become the very thing i swore to destroy...
It didn't bomb, though. Whether you like the movie or not, it made money.
Well, I liked this movie, but I'm easy and usually hate movies everyone else liked.
@@_stupidbro I'm not sure about how much Sandlers invested in it so it's possible that it flopped even if the film grossed more than it's alleged budget...
Tyrion Lannister is a fictional character, you mean Peter Dinklage.
When my aviation unit was in Korea we got to make up our own callsign, and the choice we ended up going for was Galaga. We even painted a huge pixelated mural inside our office with "highscores" of the operators who had the most flight hours. If nothing else this proves that the military is also full of nerdy gamers.
Well, and children. We were gonna be Bad Dragon but our platoon leaders vetoed it because it was "inappropriate" or something.
Oh cool, another Military Furry.
Nice
The sad thing is that Adam Sandler can act, and most likely can write some really good stuff, but as mentioned before, why should he? He's getting stacks and stacks of cash to make easy written shit that will make a profit and bomb in the ratings.
While his style is 'love it or hate it', films like Happy GIlmore prove he can write and act in some good stuff that can make for entertaining films. But for every Happy Gilmore, Waterboy and Punch-Drunk Love he's in a Grown Ups, Jack and Jill and this.
An unpopular opinion, but I personally really like You Don't Mess With The Zohan, the style of comedy is entertaining for me, but films like this have no entertainment value at all.
It's clear to see that he can get money for anything, hell, he's penning a fucking Grown Ups 3! Grown Ups 1 and 2 didn't get over 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, yet earned 358 million over their 80 million each production cost. So because he wrote two films that made 358 million dollars, he's getting the funding for another one, which will most likely make the same amount!
+Aaron Brookes how could anyone not like zohan?
+Aaron Brookes liked click 50kisses zohan (for jew reasons) and pixels didn't like any his other movie
+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.
+LeAndre McCoy A few people didn't like the 'stereotypical nature of the film' or something, in other words they didn't like the comedy but didn't want to sound boring.
***** maybe because it came out around the same time period as Borat and Bruno. :/
5:16 this movie predicted Infinity War
I feel bad now
Nah, Infinity War took the idea from this movie.
Emerlinia The comic book was made decades before this movie
It did tho
fuck man, you made me laugh
Am i the only one who saw the movie but forgot it existed
Your brain made you a favor
Probably. But don't worry, I can end your suffering for you. Just throw him into the fountain, Kirby. THROW HIM INTO THE FOUNTAIN KIRBY!
no
Me I forgot about it
I didn’t cause I named my dog after the movie
I love how he explains everything wrong with every movie in just this movie
0:47 Crane machines DO have patterns. I read somewhere that the claw on the crane is mechanically rigged to only be strong enough to actually clasp and grip an item every 20x or so.
TorgieBride85 not so much a pattern as a "feed me lots of money"
Enebee Ogloospls LMAO
They are programmed, its usually inside the cabinet at the bottom of the machine. Those stacker games, cut the wire games, and get the key in the hole games are also programmed to win only every few hundred attempts
False.
TorgieBride85 20x ft,in,mi,GIVE ME MORE INFO
Do Fant4stic! That movie was the biggest non-movie I've ever seen.
+Kevin Oliver Fanfourstick?
Is that one of those parody movies? I dont think they do sin videos for those.
loopzlozoria it sure felt like one!
What an awful movie.
+StupendousRecks 65 a movie do bad it doesn't deserve to be called fantastic.
Glad I've avoided this movie like the plague. However, seeing how much money it still made is just so disheartening.
Looks like we got a 12 year old here...
+Angel of Art um thats not bullying.
I'm confused. Was I just called a bully or was I just told that I should ignore other peoples opinions.....? Am I the 12 year old?
Belbecat im confused as shit
+Belbecat i couldn't sit still because i was nerd rageing. the movie was awesome!
With the tech support at the house, I think you should have gotten from context clues that he’s been there before, and not a stranger.
Yeah I thought he was a bit harsh there too
You forgot a sin, In the scene at 16:40 , In the movie the chick skulls a beer with a very clear & in your face "Bud Light" logo.
+MrHeyfuckoff jeremy hasnt since the movie click yet so he doesnt know about it
Jack ripper Reply to the wrong comment?
MrHeyfuckoff yeah wtf? lol sorry
Jack ripper No problem, I get it all the time for some reason XD
MrHeyfuckoff hahaha, now i cant find that idiot who said that comment before you :(
How did Adam Sandler make it in Hollywood? He's the same character in every movie
true
+Jacob Zondag bully Madison was good and from what I've heard so is happy Gilmore
They're very funny movies. Their not good movies, but they're still funny and memorable
He's had points of not being the same character. That said, watch a lot of famous actors. They're often the same character in every movie :p
+Brand X like Harrison Ford? Is he the guy that kicks ass and always wins?
"Toru Iwatani has clearly gone mad." Is my favorite sentence ever.
This was made 5 years ago. Yet it has made me laugh harder than all his other uploads
2015, We had the Nut job.
2016, We had Pixels.
2017, We had the Emoji movie.
What the hell are we gonna have in 2018?!
Joseph Calabrese Teen Titans go the movie,I'm not fucking joking
Joseph Calabrese nut job was a good movie
G4M3R C0R3_XV FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Oh fuck, is the movie industry pass out drunk?
I take that question back, yes yes they are
we gonna get the Fidget spinner movie
Why is the movie called "pixels" when it is clearly using voxels?
I totally agree
+AnixiasPlays Cause you'd really think Adam Sandlers would even know the word Voxel? I'm not convinced of that.
+AnixiasPlays Because not many people know the word "voxel" and they want many people to recognize the word.
+AnixiasPlays it'd be fun if the movie was called "Voxels")
+AnixiasPlays *ding!* though seriously, I can see why it was called Pixels--I don't think a lot of people know what Voxels are (hell, even I don't know what Voxels are--I don't play video games)
17:02 I thought he was going to bring up the fact that there was no way in hell that the cheat codes could have stayed on the pair of glasses after being dropped in the river.
Easy to etch things into glass. Or, you know, stain it in.
Lynton Fleming I was goanna say that
or the fact that this dude still has these glasses for whatever reason, only for them to be found and used as evidence to incriminate him as a cheater.
Forget that how did He put a cheat code in a car?
@@SpicyMB That's what I want to know!
Years ago this film got me into retro gaming, and I still love it
This video is only 9 seconds longer than the video for "Ant Man." How the hell is that possible?
+dlweiss Ant Man is equally bad
Mimyakko YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR. :O
+Mimyakko it was a fun movie.
+dlweiss Ok fine. Pixels is better than Ant Man.
Mimyakko (Passes out from dismay)
An other sin:why did the aliens give pac-man eyes when all they saw was the game?
Aaron Roque because aliens like aesthetically pleasing pacmans
So that pac-man can see where he's going
There is one version where pacman has eyes. Not my favorite version, but still created around the same company who created the original pacman. Also Pacman would probably need to see where he is going.
SnowyStormz pacmen*
Omg your right I never even thought about it that
19:04 Jeremy, with that last sin, I can't sleep
Wait is the Cinema Sins guy's name Jeremy? Huh...
1:55
Ludlow fucked q*bert
Just don't ever google 'qubert rule 34'....dont.....do it. Just...... Don't.
.
12:20 That same thing worked for a lot of people in the mid to late 90s when game franchises made the jump from 2D to 3D.
South
Harmon
Institute of
Technology
...I see what you did there.
www.southharmoninstituteoftechnology.org/
Oh,my God, that's actually a thing?
It's from the film "Accepted"
laczó péter Oh, okay.
Sugar
Honey
Iced
Tea!
I just looked this up on Rotten Tomatoes -
16% score from the critics!
Oooof
To high honestly
Very generous people, aren’t they
Fuck critics, they gave Room and Ghostbusters remake badass scores.
Both of those movies were literal garbage fires
I laughed out loud nonstop when I saw this in theaters. 🤷🏻♂️
You forgot to sin the braces on the kid that won second place making hime seem geeky clíche
It's cliché not clíche.
Your Killer so that makes it 162 sins. 👍
Too many sins to list them all. Every second is a sin
Yep +1 sin👍
If every second is a sin, that is ~6300 sins. Still less than the room
1:35
My theory is that the aliens thought the videogame competition was a fascism propaganda of showing war as a children's play. Like how the nazies made a child friendly tv shows to attract children to join the nazis and they also hated this concept of fascism and decided to teach the earthlings a lesson
That actually makes a little bit of sense when you consider that a lot of the common "enemies" were aliens from Galaga and space invaders, but I'm pretty sure in the movie they were just trying to take over the planet
I prefer Q*Bert from Wreck-it Ralph than this one.
+V1dW4tcher Freaking everyone does!
+V1dW4tcher I prefer everything from Wreck-it Ralph than this one. :P
Just like everyone sane person does
+Weap0 With good reason; Wreck-It Ralph is a much better movie than this.
LADY LISAAAAAAAA!!!!: “Lady Lisa” *Ding*
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!: “No” *Ding*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I came back to this video for that moment specifically
A bad love story as Twilight. (But that part was pretty funny)
18:35
Lol😂😂
Is "Kevin James has to be my co star" in every Adam Sandler contract for almost every movie he does???
Either him or Rob Schneider. Lol
+Jay Thompson Okay just got to the part. He is so right, it was that the Indian boy part wasn't played by one of his friends.
They are good friends irl so that pretty much explains why
+WorldDamian Adam Sandler movies always has the same cast cause he uses his shitty movies to pay for them to go vacation somewhere.
I'm surprised because Adam Sandler's a wicked nice guy, and I heard Kevin James is terrible to work with.
would've been cool if pacman was twice the size of the earth and he was just slowly moving towards eating the whole planet in the sky
17:02
Why the hell does this work. At all.
Like he said, there's no way he would be able to input the cheat code. Even worse, let's say he could. Why exactly would it make the ghosts faster? The arcade machines were not supposed to let you play as the ghosts.
+Ezio133798 well if I had to make him a cheater I would have made him access last stage hack so the ghosts are last level tough. but it would still not make sense
+Ezio133798 The cheats look like they have been translated into car controls. Also there are weird doodles in the code as well. Yeah.
+Ezio133798 Adam Sandler must have thought he was playing as the ghosts because, well, it goes without saying really; he's a fucking idiot.
+Ezio133798 Even worse is: how the hell should the Aliens know about those cheat codes just by watching video game footage? remmeber? tey are the one who are creating that whole play, and even if they saw the cheat in the footage of someone playing it, how should they know that this is not part of the game?
I'm also complaining
"President Cooper"?
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE A CHANCE?
+coopercastille I mean, Donald Trump. Enough said.
+coopercastille Cooper for 2016!!!
Good luck with that.
Just a basic Adam Sandler movie, nerdy, ugly guy gets the beautiful girl who's having trouble with something. Adam Sandler is the big hero and gets his trophy wife. Didn't even need to watch the movie.
His movies are so formulaic and dull, that it's easy to predict what he's about to make next. Even his Netflix movies were predictably boring.
What about: "You Don't Mess with the Zohan"? It had actually some strong messages about the conflicts in the Middle East .
Only time it's ever worked for me is 50 First Dates. Other than that...bleech
I had that one movie with Sandler about dreams becoming reality that I enjoyed. I think for most people the Sandler formula is funny one time, after that they see that it's all he does and stop watching.
Bro this movie brings me happy memories of good years
This movie feels like there's a whole act missing or something, when I watched it for the first time I actually though I fell asleep halfway through and just didn't realize it, but that's just how to movie goes.
"Ludlow fucked qbert" I choked on my food.
the courier pp
So... Ludlow's gay... :/
the courier i laughed so hard at this that i woke up the people next door.
dose that mean qbert a girl
jamesthegamer209 /The.inventor143 and a POKEMON
The Toru Iwantani calling Pac-man his son scene was (the only scene) honestly able to get a smile out of me. It’s funny and rather cute.
I refuse to think this movie is anything less then a masterpiece
Once you see a few movies, you'll change your mind
The reason that claw machines are so hard is because they’re rigged
Shadow Clark and they make you trigged
HOLY CRAP I DID NOT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!
lol DUH!
just kidding! '-'
Like the Logan Paul vs ksi fight
Shadow Clark wow I didn’t know that,shocker (I’m being sarcastic)
I enjoy playing crane machines when people tell me they're rigged just so I can prove them wrong. :#
Please Adam, just retire and spare us anymore of your "genius."
His genius is that no matter what he does he has NAILED the frequency that dumb or easily impressionable just love and flock to.
+Jordan McAnulty That's your opinion too, bro. I find the irony in your comment to be oddly satisfying.
+Jordan McAnulty He isn't funny. Take my word for it.
+Jordan McAnulty Correction, he USED to be funny. He's only a comedy legend now because of the works he did many years ago
***** I suppose not. Generally I appreciate humour but I guess I cant tolerate humour this purile.
This movie is proof that a cool concept, a decent director, and two Game of Thrones actors are still no match for the terribleness of Adam Sandler
Pinhead Larry That movie could have been very good, but it's rather... Meh! Which isn't that bad compared to what I felt with Jack and Jill.
They dragged poor Peter Dinklage into this didn't they?
Pinhead Larry nice name
How do these fukn movies get made and how stupid are we all to see them.
Pinhead Larry Adam used to be awesome
Cinema Sins: says literally anything and gives sin
Every other person that likes the movie: no u
Watching this in 2020: “Well Donald Trump might be President soon”
“That aged well” right? 😂
Laughter that slowly turns into crying
Sandwich Time do all youtube comments have to be jokes?
Kaleb Koch no but it’s presented like a joke
Sandwich Time so what should I do differently next time? Because apparently my comment that I randomly made that got 49 likes is accidentally presented like a joke that isn’t funny in your opinion
Another sin:
The Duck Hunt Dog licking the old woman. That would hurt considering he is pixelated
I didn't think of that, I'd have to assume that some of pixels are harmless because there's also...you know...Cubert fucking Ludlow
Crimson assassin Speaking of which, how would that work?
Seanpawn I think it's better we don't know
Another Sin:
the movie
It’s also sexual assault... kinda
hey, what if we stretch a futurama episode into a full lenght movie and remove the futurama characters that made it funny in the first place?
+dlollolb So because a cartoon made an episode about live video games EVERYTHING else is invalid? If we are going that route then everything after The Last Starfighter is invalid.
no, it woudln't have been a problem if this movie had been good
Exactly what I thought!
+dlollolb Remember that this idea wasn't even a full episode, it was only a third of one. And with Adam Sandler in it with all his shit idea there was NO chance in hell it would've done well.
***** What's a "youtube Adam Sandler" and how do you know my finances? And for that matter, how do you know I am ON a "youtube Adam Sandler"?
Cinemasins: Good night, everybody!
Yakko from Animaniacs: Hey, that's my line!
The president of the United States cannot read.
...What?
Sounds about right...
@@lmaChroma Yeah. I'm okay with the guy but even I have to admit he's not the brightest bulb on the tree.
This does not surprise me, the president lula (ex president of Brazil) didn’t know how to read or write and didn’t know anything about economics, unless it was something that benefited him
Adam Sandler predicted the future.
@@nuka-cetylene323 and your.......... surprised?
Soon as I saw the name, I was like "Oooh! Hope they sin the name."
The name of the film is wrong. Should be "VOXELS", because clearly they are cubes, not squares. Sure, cubes are made from squares when netted, but still.
Fack, they didn't sin it! WHYYYY?
*ding*
***** With that logic, every film would be called Pixels. I'm talking about the alien characters within the film. THEY are made up of voxel-like particles. Can't say they're entirely voxels, as they're aliens, but they are shaped and coloured like one.
+Doneydew Jesney
slsxxx
lllllxllz
don't you mean you are paying to see crap?
I think this film might of been good if it was set in 80s and was about kids it might of been good. No one wants to see a bunch of 40-50 year olds play video games? And speaking of age are we really expected to believe that Josh Gadd is supposed to be 4 years younger than Adam Sandler and Kevin James?
Another sin missed, Sean Bean has stubble when he's a military officer. And WHY THE HELL IS PETER DINKLAGE TALKING LIKE HE'S IN A 70S BLACKSPLOTATION MOVIE?
I can't agree more on this
Agreed
I totally agree. Pixels was, IMO, a massive waste of potential. Seriously, what were they thinking letting Adam Sandler get involved with this cool premise?
Oh, come on. It was a great movie.
Some person in the movie:
Cinemasins: it’s the speaking cliché
Cinema Sins actually does sins on some of the best movies pretty often...
This is most definitely NOT one of those times.
Aww why not
But I loved this movie
:(
Remember... No movie is without sin!! ;)
This movie is for 12 yr olds who think they're "retro gamers"
+MIDGET MCGEE AND THE MLG FLEA get rekt
God I fucking hate those types of kids.
+Mr Instigator they're annoying as fuck, they were born around like the ps2 came out, and they think they lived in the retro generation of gaming
+MIDGET MCGEE AND THE MENTAL FLEA We do not think we lived in the "retro gaming generation" And some of us (like me) actually do like retro games, like the classics. You know Dig Dug, Donkey Kong Trilogy, Burger Time, Galaga, and all that stuff
+James Grames He's not talking about all 12-year olds, just the annoying ones.
Extra sin for 16:57 : How would the kid even know what the pac man cheat code is? And also what's up with the symbols? There is no way you can type that kind of stuff into an arcade machine.
Sins* lol
+The ThinkTank (VexHyFact) I didn't think about this. And not even I would have known what the code was for and I've played the game a million times more than him lol
Feeling Feels Really Feels Hehe
He's a flipping kid, they live for video games
RachelandLeah Show *Stares* I'll just say this: Not every kid lives for videogames I assure you, in fact basically no one literally lives for videogames. And even if a kid did I'm pretty sure it would be a more modern game, not pacman. (Let's remember that typing in that kind of code into an arcade machine is impossible as well)
I know that this is very late but the short guy that cheats in Donkey Kong is based off a real person who was known as the best Donkey Kong player for his high score but when another person beat his score he convinced the officials to "prove" it was fake when it wasn't and when he beat the high score in person it counted. Billy Mitchel is the guy who then cheated to get his record back.