@@KonElKent it really isn't. There have been worse games before and worse games since. Raiders of The Lost Ark on atari was just as bad, Big Rigs was even worse, and Fallout 76 is a glitchy mess
The vietnamese torture methods include forcing to play et? You sons of bitches how could you guys be so cruel into making people play something so horrible?
That slapping the chicken leg out of his hand sound effect and expression: "You got Rick rolled american swine" is just brilliantly timed. Talk about taking the cake and crushing it 🤣
I was the only person in my class who actually listened when they said not to watch two girls one cup. Leave it to robot chicken to hit me with spoilers
Thank you bro, i couldn't understand what he was saying, but thanks to you i know now, Zeppelin 4! And yes, that is a stone groove! But my favourite would have to be 3
I think it was something like, “I’d never given much thought to how I would die.” The tl;dr version is: clumsy teenage girl with unusually tasty blood falls for glittering vampire who’s obsessed with her. Her werewolf friend is jealous and hates the vampire.
While funny, no, the US never lost a single battle in Vietnam. The US pulled out because they lost support at home. When the US pulled out, Saigon was still under the control of the South Vietnamese, our allies. It wasn't until American forces left that Saigon fell.
"or you'll play, E.T. the video game!" or how about his own game that's an abomination called Rambo The Video Game. That game outta give him ptsd for sure. He's a man, not a God! He's a man, not a God! He's a man, not a God! He's a man, not a God! He's a man, not a God!
Those monsters!!! Only teenage girls with low self-esteem can stand the horrors found in Twilight. On the other hand at least they were not monstrous enough to make him play No Man's Sky. That game makes ET the game seem actually halfway playable.
Joshua Kelp. Juice Correction, South Vietnam lost the war. The losses suffered by the U.S. were microscopic compared to the losses of both North and South Vietnam. The United States just left because hippies were bitching back home.
@@nicholascastellano5909 nah it was political failure after America Withdrawal, we continue to support the south but the our shitty congress cut the aid and the south was good at battle but lost due to no support. Vietnam War is American war due to south being our allied. we send our troop there so it war.
@@pomenae7931 South Vietnam: good at battle, but lost the war... You sure we're talking about the same South Vietnam here and not the one in your head?
Podovsky: You have worn down my patience, Rambo, and now you leave me no choice. I will have to resort to drastic measures. I have two forms of torture left, both with geneva conventions outlawing them. Rambo:No...you can't possibly mean... Podovsky: YES! DARUDE SANDSTORM ON A TEN HOUR LOOP! RAMBO:NNNOOOOO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT! SHOW SOME HUMANITY AND JUST END IT ALL!
"tell us what we want to know or we'll kill this puppy." "a puppy? I don't care." "it's john wick's puppy and we'll say you killed it." "oh god you bastards! okay i'll talk!!!"
I know it's satire and not to be taken seriously but the Rambo Twilight torture is in accurate. That book was published in 2005 and the Rambo movie came out in 1982.
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“We’ve washed your beloved red bandana. We know it’s the sum total of what separates your character from Rockey” dammmmn
Man, that killed me! 😂🤣
its... its.. rocky not rockey
That's true
@@giraffe3718 It's... it's... it's not its
lolol
“I never thought I’d f**k a vampire” is by far the most iconic line from Twilight.
“Twiright” hahahaha
"Twirigh"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧏🏾♂️
If that line isn't in the book the author is a complete hack. 😛
"Or else YOU'LL PLAY E.T. THE VIDEO GAME!!"
Yeah, now you're talking torture
MY EYES
MY *BRAIN*
E.T. isn't that bad! Quit being dramatic little bitches...
@@KonElKent it really isn't. There have been worse games before and worse games since. Raiders of The Lost Ark on atari was just as bad, Big Rigs was even worse, and Fallout 76 is a glitchy mess
and if that doesnt work well make you play this!!" *pulls up ride to hell the video game*
"You've been a prisoner for weeks but you still ripped as hell " . never thought I'd say this , but the Viet Cong are halarious!
The Irish German 1:31
@The Spider-Man you don't take a joke, huh?
You focus on core, what's your routine?
The Irish German lol
This is the 100th time I had to tell you that viet cong and North Vietnamese army are different!
Stop him, he is trying to remove his eyes with the joystick!
I would to if I was forced to play that shitty E.T game.
"YOU GOT THE RICK ROLL AMERICAN SWINE"
The look of pure shock and betrayal on his face
The fact that he slapped the drumstick out of his hand and the other guy caught it.
@@沈啍 then they danced all stupidly.
"He's trying to swallow his own tongue"
I actually started screaming lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We've washed your bandana, we know its the sum total that seperates your character from Rocky, now enjoy the meal and music"
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
I love the moment of horror on his face when he realizes that he’s getting Rick Rolled
I’m Vietnamese so i can confirm that those toture techniques were accurate
Your people are cruel monsters
The vietnamese torture methods include forcing to play et? You sons of bitches how could you guys be so cruel into making people play something so horrible?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ugandaknuckles5691 at least it wasn't Superman 64 or Sonic 06
Matt Gales nah fam. Superman 64 and sonic 06 would be considered mercy.
Torturing a guy with reading Twilight to him. Classic.
Make him watch the movies.
@@dhenderson1810 you evil monster
I rather watch Twilight then Dragon Ball Evolution.
"I see you`re no stranger to pain..."
"I´ve been married..
"uhh.."
"Twice!"
"aaaahh"
AndersonNeo12 how do u do it lol😂😂
The mother of all films
you must have been part of operation Nic Nak Patty-Wak
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"Your lucky mole.."
GENEVA CONVENTION! GENEVA CONVENTION!
british pows be like
That slapping the chicken leg out of his hand sound effect and expression: "You got Rick rolled american swine" is just brilliantly timed. Talk about taking the cake and crushing it 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
" I never thought I fuck a vampire " greatest scene ever
"Twiright"
Takedrugskillabear I nevah fought I wool fuc a vampiyo
So that cursed book allready existed back then? No wonder all G.I's started doing mariuana....
Hey, at least it wasn't Twiright: Ecripse!
tell me they are not pooping in that cup 😂😂😂
Two girls, one cup reference
I think...
@@justanotaku1420 no no....that is exactly what it is...
Except for that one (and Twilight) none of these techniques seem like torture. But that one? 😝
I was the only person in my class who actually listened when they said not to watch two girls one cup. Leave it to robot chicken to hit me with spoilers
If you have not listened to Zeppelin IV, you are really missing out on a stone groove. They weren't lying!
Right
What is Zeppelin IV?
@@walkers198 Led zeppelin album 4
Thank you bro, i couldn't understand what he was saying, but thanks to you i know now, Zeppelin 4! And yes, that is a stone groove! But my favourite would have to be 3
Misty Mountain Hop is underrated.
''I never thought I'd f**k a vampire...''
Me: Is that how the book starts for real?
Would've made a better opener if it did.
@@codename617 hahaha
Basically yeah but slightly different
Still a better love story... wait a minute...
I think it was something like, “I’d never given much thought to how I would die.”
The tl;dr version is: clumsy teenage girl with unusually tasty blood falls for glittering vampire who’s obsessed with her. Her werewolf friend is jealous and hates the vampire.
Your hair so thick! And pretty* even in this humid jungle atmosphere!
WHAT PRODUCT DO YOU USE!!!!!!
This dude got Rick Rolled in 2017
What a legend
0:17 0:38 0:51 1:10 1:31 2:54
He's trying to swallow his own toung stop him
Tongue*
nigga u wot
I would have done the same thing in his place
My favorite part
The part that made me laugh
There really is a Ram-Boo-Boo you know! He appeared in Yogi's Treasure Hunt. He had muscles like basketballs and strength to match.
Those accents were too fucking funny 😂
"You gotta the rick-rolled, american swine!"
1:20 I wouldn't use that as a torture technique. Its a double edge sword. The torturer and torturee both will want to die.
The reader had ear plugs so he couldn't hear himself.
@@davesunhammer4218 but he can understand the context of the cringe of what he's reading.
1:20 Noooooo! That the most cruel and unusual punishment every made by mankind!
And you know it is if rambo tried to swallow his own tongue.
This is one of my favorite skits on robot chicken 😂😂😂
it sure is
Geneva convention Geneva convention
Oh, that why Vietnam won the war😂😂😂
As a professional Vietcong guerrilla I can confirm that we were never this cruel to our US prisoners
Technicality as the U.S.A pulled its forces before that. But yes a win.
lol
Can't be mad when they had Zeppelin IV though..
While funny, no, the US never lost a single battle in Vietnam. The US pulled out because they lost support at home. When the US pulled out, Saigon was still under the control of the South Vietnamese, our allies. It wasn't until American forces left that Saigon fell.
"or you'll play, E.T. the video game!"
or how about his own game that's an abomination called Rambo The Video Game. That game outta give him ptsd for sure.
He's a man, not a God!
He's a man, not a God!
He's a man, not a God!
He's a man, not a God!
He's a man, not a God!
The Asian accent is too funny
I love how he got rickrolled 😂
"Please tell me they're not pooping in that cup" 🤣
yes sir, they are
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS!!!" same Rambo, same😂
not the Rick Roll!!!!!!!
Never gonna give you up!
My favorite one is where the Vietnamese soldiers are interrogating him
When he’s started screaming “GENEVA CONVENTION. GENEVA CONVENTION.” I lost my actual shit
That voice of Rambo is just to real the pain an horror was way over the top than the real Rambo first blood
I found it most hilarious that they actually _ran out of ideas to torture him_ ...and even just _admitted that to Rambo_ .
Or that all it took was the word "Please" to tell them everything.
@@dhenderson1810 Yep.
OMG... such an inhumane torture that Rambo had to endure
Those monsters!!! Only teenage girls with low self-esteem can stand the horrors found in Twilight. On the other hand at least they were not monstrous enough to make him play No Man's Sky. That game makes ET the game seem actually halfway playable.
hey thats wrong they actually make him listen and watch 50 shades then play superman 64
the real question - how much did the reader's therapy cost?
At the very least they did make him listen to Justine Bieber and Miley Cyrus while Reading from The Gray Trilogy,
And now after all this time, no man's sky is called a good game.
No man's sky isn't that bad anymore :o
To be fair, ET the video game WAS ranked the worst video game of all time xD
LOL twilight read in a stereotypical Vietnamese accent is hilarious😂😂😂
No wonder why the u.s lost in the Vietnam war.
Joshua Kelp. Juice Correction, South Vietnam lost the war. The losses suffered by the U.S. were microscopic compared to the losses of both North and South Vietnam. The United States just left because hippies were bitching back home.
@@nicholascastellano5909 youre joking?
@@nicholascastellano5909 nah it was political failure after America Withdrawal, we continue to support the south but the our shitty congress cut the aid and the south was good at battle but lost due to no support. Vietnam War is American war due to south being our allied. we send our troop there so it war.
@@nicholascastellano5909 hahah funny joke...
@@pomenae7931 South Vietnam: good at battle, but lost the war...
You sure we're talking about the same South Vietnam here and not the one in your head?
2:29 - 2:30 sounds like the beginning of shieks theme on the harp from ocarina of time :D
GeorgeK yea you're right
Rambo experienced true hell no man could survive that!! O.o
triwright
rick rolled
two girls one cup
The twilight part killed me.🤣🤣🤣
The Twilight novel reading gives me PTSD
Please don't remind me of my Vietnam days
I'm trying to forget them
no no no more twilight!!!!heelp someone
Geneva convention geneva convention
The Other Point Of View shut up, for the love of God, SHUT UP!! 😂😂
Don't worry Urski Naattori-the saga is finished
@The Other Point Of View NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight! Now that's real torture!
ram bam bam bam bam goes the shot gun
That was a Stone Groove!
I love hearing the older expressions😆
"Did they have zeppelin 4? Ya, that's a stone groove."
I couldn't agree more
"I can't get it out of my head colonel the things they did to me over there" Me: Yeah sure it was very bad XD
Thanks Robo Chicken.
You have officially destroyed my child hood memories.
Lol.
They did the most heinous of things to Rambo
You've been a prisoner for weeks but you ripped as hell you work on your core what's your secret.lmao 😂😂😆😂
Podovsky: You have worn down my patience, Rambo, and now you leave me no choice. I will have to resort to drastic measures. I have two forms of torture left, both with geneva conventions outlawing them.
Rambo:No...you can't possibly mean...
Podovsky: YES! DARUDE SANDSTORM ON A TEN HOUR LOOP!
RAMBO:NNNOOOOO! PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT! SHOW SOME HUMANITY AND JUST END IT ALL!
DEEP HURTING
DEEEEEP HURRRRTIIIIING
FuckYouAllToPieces he was planning on using Carlos mencians favourite jokes but even he isn’t that merciless
Sandstorm? If you do the 8 hour version instead, i would trade it for most days at work...
"tell us what we want to know or we'll kill this puppy."
"a puppy? I don't care."
"it's john wick's puppy and we'll say you killed it."
"oh god you bastards! okay i'll talk!!!"
I once saw John Wick torture 3 men with a feather. A fu$^ing feather.
2:15 They Rick Roll Rambo...Lmaooooo 🤣
You must forgive my friend for being so harsh Mr. Ramboooo 😂😂😂
I've never seen two girls one cup but I've heard a description and just the memory of the description is literally enough to make me gag.
2:14 i hope they released this parody of "never gonna give you up"
You must have sculpting tools! Where are you sculpting tools!??!?
2:15 cracks me up all the time
“yo hair is so thick and pretty, even being in the hot jungle”
I’ll take the bamboo chutes
DON’T MAKE ME WATCH JERSY SHORE!
The only inaccurate thing about the last vid is the insignias of the soliders, the torture techniques is historically accurate.
Everyone lose their minds about the interrogation but i died laughing at "you go trailers. YUAHHHHHHHHH"
Was that a 2 girls one cup reference at 2:40?
It was. I remember someone told me to look that up. I just saw the title and immediately knew what was going to happen and I click back fast.
i looked it up first on wikki and good thing i did, saved me the costs of a loooot of alcohol...
YUP IT WAS
yes, i regret knowing that and i also regret looking it up
I know it's satire and not to be taken seriously but the Rambo Twilight torture is in accurate. That book was published in 2005 and the Rambo movie came out in 1982.
nooo not E.T. the game, not rick rolled?
The twilight part caught me off guard and made me laugh
"What kind a product you use?" "Leeches"
I'm surprised they didn't have him watch Robot Chicken through the screens for torture? That'd be a perfect time for the mad doctor to come in
I wish these Vietnamese characters were regulars on the show.
Throughout the torture, a friendship was being formed
GENEVA CONVENTION! GENEVA CONVECTION!
If I ever meet Sylvester Stallone, I’m gonna show him this and get his reaction to it.
2:49 is that the legendary 2 girls 1 cup
UNfortunately yes
"Oh, please tell me they're not pooping in that cup!" OMG - THAT is torture!
Those torture methods ?? Those monsters !!¡!!!!
They should’ve made him watch the 2016 Ghostbusters remake.
"Rambo,John, 9,3,6,0,1" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh no Twilight, not Twilight!
That last one was absolutely genius
Geneva Conventions demand stone grooves. RC really did their research. 😉
The captors voices were great!
I mean... Zeppelin IV is a stone groove
I lost it with the "Rick rolled " bajahahahahahah!
Same
*GENEVA CONVENTIONS!!!*
*GENEVA CONVENTIONS!!!*
"oh please tell me they are not pooping on that cup,oh god they are " hahaha
No wonder why Rambo goes nuts. After this... Show him little respect, boi
Lol I love how this references the angry video game on stage the game
"TWiRight by Stephanie Meyers"
"You wouldn't dare!"
"I never thought I would f*** a vampire"
😭😂😂😂
Thank Moebius that Legacy of Kain exists
"He's trying to swallow his tongue, stop it!" 😅
If they wanted to torture him by playing video games. They Shouldve made him play Rambo the video game.
But they couldn't have made the video game before he became a hero...er anti-hero. Er..... LOOK SQUIRREL.
Nah. They should have made him play fortnite. The most cancerous game of all
Why does the guy at 2:05 that is talking to Rambo sound like that slow kid from south park
NATHAN