Binging with Babish: Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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In "Blitzgiving", Ted Mosby demonstrates the pitfall of many new cooks: attempting to innovate way too early in his kitchen career. A rudimentary understanding of how meat cooks in an oven would dissuade our omniscient narrator, but without it, The Gentleman would never have been born, and the curse of The Blitz would never have been passed. Happy Thanksgiving guys!
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Don't be like me: don't forget your thanksgiving top hat!
Binging with Babish Will you ever do a Basics with Babish Brisket Episode
I hope for dessert, it's the cake I brought up earlier in the live chat.
could you make the turducken sandwich from Supernatural?
Happy Thanksgiving Binging with Babish!
Yeah. Happy thanksgiving
"Sorry if anthropomorphizing them before made it harder to watch"
It did, Babish. It did
I don't know it brought tears to my eyes.
Fax
His name is Andrew, not Babish.
I lost it when he had the ribbed turkey pleasuring the other turkey with a oil lube
He liked it.
i feel like Babish only made this so he aint gonna be flagged as kid friendly
He's got 5M subs, which makes him a celebrity, which makes his channel kid friendly, which makes him banned.
You can see how ridiculous this is.
Hot turkey action
For those who are unaware, COPPA is going to start destroying channels come 2020. For more info, search it up either on Google for the actual terms or here on RUclips for some disgestable versions.
@@knightgem8234 Are you some type of bot?
@@youcantbeatk7006 Geez, I hope not... (._. ') Just saw this topic roaming on RUclips and decided to share.
Man now I'm having an existential crisis aw man
Of all the horrifying things in this episode, it's the phrase "receiving turkey" that got me.
“Turkey torpedo”
It was turkey dildo for me.
"Lubricate our inserting turkey"
Top turkey
Bottom turkey
Lol me too, I stopped watching at that point.
“If I inserted it raw”
Yeah you definitely wouldn’t wanna raw dog it
Next episode: Binging with Babish: Raw Dog!
Hear that Francine?! The Doc's put me down with a case of RAWDOGGIN'
@@CrimsonPhantom88 N O
@@CrimsonPhantom88 Banging with Babish*
Take his vocal cords
That turkey was humiliated in every way possible
But his memory is honored and he lives on in tomorrow's Thanksgiving Leftovers episode!
@@babishculinaryuniverse , hi
@@babishculinaryuniverse how's it hanging, dude?
@@babishculinaryuniverse I'm freaking dead! Oh man you are Savage as hell
His name was Jeffery not just turkey 😢
"Ribbed for your turkeys pleasure" was not sentence I ever imagined I would hear.
It is also one I can't get out of my head 5 minutes after it was said...
Anything he said like that was nothing I thought I'd ever hear.
😂
@@limeaidz6560 Chris Hansen time
Reminded me disturbingly of kinbaku (Japanese bondage). My brain is weird 🤯
"I think I've just ruined Thanksgiving."
*Five seconds later*
"Oh no, wait, now I've ruined it."
I’m not a vegetarian but this wasn’t easy to watch
I am a vegetarian. Some parts are hilarious, some parts make me thankful I don't eat meat.
I'm not a vegetarian bot for some reason I hate bones.
@@justminibanana9128 i have amazing news ! Most people dont :) people tend to prefer to eat the meat
@@danielstandford4930 that is true
JustMiniBanana I’m pretty sure no one really likes bones
Never in my life did think I would hear “Turkey d*ldo”.
*gobble gobble*
@@sdbegotist who is eating it up
Same
From Turkeys by Turkeys
God I cant breath I'm crying
I think it's so funny how he acts like he's forced to do these things.
He is
4evadunkley more like 5evadunkley
What are you talking about? We are obviously forcing him to do this.
He is
It's for science
this is the closest I've come to considering being a vegetarian
I completely see why
wait till your recommended section gives you the vid where raw meat just moves on its own
3 years later and this is still funny as heck.
Imagine growing up then getting butchered then having a smaller turkey stuffed inside your carcass
That’s the dream
What if you butchered a human then put a human in its carcass and then let the turkey eat it bam humaman
Oberst Swiatkowski you mean a huhumanman
Imagine growing up then getting butchered then being stuffed inside the carcass of a bigger turkey
Thankfully I'll be dead before that actually happens.
This man just casually stuffed a turkey with another turkey while wearing a Rolex submariner
I don't think thats a Rolex kinda looked like a seiko
Edit: I was wrong it was a Rolex 😔 a very nice Rolex tho.
Samuel Moreno was also thinking this
Given the size, it might be a rolex sea dweller not sure tho...
Edit: I saw the helium escape valve so I’m leaning more towards it being a sea dweller
@@samuelmoreno5371 That is clearly a Rolex Submariner.
It’s clearly an expensive watch
I’m an aspirine vegetarian and everytime I’m craving meat I just come to this video and I’m cured
For me it's the opposite
so you not a vegetarian
Your not a vegetarian you never was
Meat gives you headaches?
if you'd really like some inspiration on that front, check out ashen's video on chicken in a can. that monstrosity is no doubt responsible for many active vegetarians and vegans today
The "good" version looked like a turkey fleshlight while he was making it.
It was
great now i can't unsee it
Turkfleshlight
Never utter those same words again
You didn't need to say that.
The World would've been a better place if you didn't say that but you did and now we have to live with it
"ribbed for your turkey's pleasure"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wanna like but it's at 69
@@darkwinglad1290 haha secks nu mber
@@nowdefunctchannel6874 very fitting with the comment
Hahaha
YES
Character in TV show: *eats literally anything*
Babish: "Alright we're gonna start by seasoning generously with some kosher salt"
TheArchsage74 if it ain’t kosher it ain’t right
There was nothing kosher about this abomination
@@itayeldad3317 my mind says no, but my stomach says yes
I hate kosher salt.
You forgot the freshly ground black pepper
This is a bad idea, a much better idea is the "Turducken": a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.
Needless to say it was the best Christmas lunch ever
Or the vegan variant
Tofucken
@@nousername8162 *tofucken* it's definitely a joke. right?
@@username-jo8kf hahahaha........no, no it isn't
@@jokeofalltrades2838 out of all the 7.8 billion people.
I have lost faith in about 7.75 billion of those people
@@nousername8162 to-fucken
The scary thing is that your turturkeykey was probably in MUCH better shape and edibility than the one in the show 😂
Imagine the two turkeys watching this from the afterlife.
"bro i-"
"don't fucking talk to me Jared "
@@hans-san457 LOL
I'd wager it'd be something like:
"AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR BODIES!?! AAAAAHHH!"
*terrified turkey noises*
@@hans-san457 Holy shit this is the best reply to a comment I've seen in recent times.
Alternate title: Young hen takes a HUGE monster turkey
This comment makes my butt hurt...
Loooooool
BBT
Big Brown Turkey
This ain't the hub bud, cheese and briskets.
IM COOOOOOOOOMIIIINNGGG AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
I always appreciate the fact that he actually used the shoe horns.
That was the most traumatic food experience of my life. Thanks for at least showing us how to make a roulade... and then NOT stuffing it inside another turkey!
This is the most literal “food porn” I’ve ever seen
Jake Eastman lmao yep
that word scares me
Have u ever watched sausage party ?
HAHAHAHA XD
Ok, Hotline Miami Brandon mask.
"If I inserted it raw...."
NEVER INSERT IT RAW
@zemar's 51 backwards guys or another turkey
Dont wanna get the turkey pregnant
Stevie Drums Making Babies With Babish....
Hit it raw, that’s the law.
Pure Salt have you heard of eggs?
I love that he's explaining the process here, as if anyone should EVER try doing that to a couple of turkeys ever again.
I lost my father to cancer at age 12, i feel the pain you do. I hope you're doing alright, both mentally and emotionally 🧡
This whole thing is the definition of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” 😂
Paul Helms Same as the Ultimeatum
@@mintberrycrunch3630 also milk steak
Charlie Princess Pretty much anything from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Honestly doesn’t look to bad I would eat that
Well said haha
Dude these turkeys died to get shoved into eachother
imma ruin 69 likes
My God. It's just horrible disgusting to think about
I also felt uncomfortable watching it, and I'm not even vegetarian. I'm glad he mentioned none of the meat is wasted though.
nice.
Imagi-
Imagine th-
*shudders*
This wihh. With aah. Peop-
-le
After watching you wrap the turkey roulade back up in it's own skin, I can't help but wonder if the guy who invented roulade was going through some stuff on a personal level at the time.
5:04
"It's turkey d*ldo will have become hilarious dry."
The creators of human centipede might steal this idea and make *_huhumanman_*
FredeSS :(
this is such a valuable comment
isn't a huhumanman just a pregnant lady
@@nicolevergara8505 That is true
Nicole Vergara I suppose so
Pretending the turkeys are talking is the most Bob's Burgers energy that has ever existed in real life
H. Jon Benjamin should guest
Kinda....qUiRkY 🥴
A great idea for a special episode would be to get H Jon Benjamin to do the voiceover pretending to be Babish
one of my fav quotes from this show is
"i call it turturkeykey!"
"uhuhohoh"
it makes me cry with laughter
The funniest thing about this is that one turkey talked like a turkey and the other talked like...babish. just. Comedy gold.
“This is perfectly normal and natural- oh my god here come the shoe horns.”
Yeah that’s what he said
I don't know what shoehorns are or why they're funny. 😂 ...I'm not sure I'd I want to find out...
@@CIorox_BIeach they’re to help you out your foot in a shoe without damaging the shoe or getting blisters
Is someone else made this I would have sides
“So ribbed for your Turkey’s pleasure” is not a sentence a was ready to hear today.
Turkeys are hot but i think about them as food.
it's not thanksgiving without the annual turturkeykey rewatch
I think the best option would be to built a frame out of the shape of the smaller turkey and put it in the bigger turkey for it to bake the two seperately, before putting them together after baking
" Don't stuff a turkey into another turkey "
years of academy training wasted
Tags: Food play, necrophilia, anthropomorphic, bondage, experimental
Loli. Technically the turkeys are lolis.
holup
Moon Truther
HM
Wtf dude. But yeah is kinda right.
What is necrophilia and anthropomorphic?
When he said "Swirl", the first thing that comes to my head is "Swarley" 😂
Never thought I'd laugh uncontrollably at a cooking show, but here we are.
I'm not gonna lie, from the thumbnail, I 100% thought you were stuffing a turkey with a giant lobster tail.
I can't even blame you...
Same
That would be less horrible.
@Ian Foley Lobsturkey
I think I would've actually prefered that. It might have been better to watch without cringing or laughing.
I lost my friend to cancer as a child, thank you for bringing light to this organization babish, it means the world to me and it would've meant the world to him as well. ❤
99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores tf is wrong withh you
@99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores asshole
@99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores Human trash
99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores
Your very existence makes me wish I hadn’t failed that abortion when I had je chance
Rip
“Turkey defiles Turkey with Turkey”
Me: "eyy, the new Sausage Party movie looks cool!"
The new Sausage Party movie:
"It's time to flip the bird over and tie up the legs."
That sentence gets a whole different dimension if you're British.
I'm no Brit, but it only took me two seconds to piece together the other meaning of that line...
Christ alive lmao
It reminds me of the post of a guy making fun of his buddy for getting a disease in his fingers for "fingering a bird".
Jesus christ your right
Freddy Fazbear Gaming!
I fucking hate you, and I mean it. You are a fucking tenth of a human being. I honestly hate you and hope for the worst
Imagine if this video was sponsored by Adam and Eve. That would be the cherry on top of the cherry on top.
Don't forget a banana.
Is this like some western restaurant or do you really want Adam and Eve, the first humans according to the bible, to sponsor a Turturkeykey cooking video
i live in canada so idk what adam and eve is.
@@kendricklamaristhegreatest did you look at any of the other replies on this comment?
@@soundslikealottahoopla7752 a bible place?
4:25
*wHAt aRe yOu dOInG sTEp-tURkeY?*
Homework
I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey" - Robin
*“ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure”*
- babish 2019
Like a pussy hahaha
Ribbed toys do feel quite good.
why does that dead turkey talk like an animal crossing character
Louise GaryAVBl I thought it sounded like a splatoon charater
Maybe... maybe it was an animal crossing character
It sounded like a woomy.
That Turkey to me looks like an oiled up human ready for roasting
It reminds me of octodad
"TurTurkeykey"
*turducken flashbacks*
Me: Mum! I'm not wasting time on RUclips, I'm learning the culinary arts from a seasoned professional!!
Babish: 0:18
Every Michelin star Chefs do this before becoming one.
@@pongangelo2048 "The test will commence!! " - Gordon ramramsay
turkey doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore
Nicole Simpson's Dog Now you know why thanksgiving is hard for us turkish people lmao
@@TheOBG well how about that? 😂
Kurdish people probably envy you
Jamais vu
Bruh, this man straight up pulled a bottle of lube when inserting the smaller turkey.
Bro, what if we lubed up our turkeys together 😳😳 haha just kidding,,,, unless?
He's gotta avoid COPPA lol.
I mean, he does have a girlfriend now.
WolfsbaneFilms .LOL
The bottle was half empty too 😂😂😂💀
Thanks Babish. I tried my hands at a turkey Rollad. Made smaller versions minus the skin but they turned out pretty well for a alternate recipe on a first attempt. Will try again.
Teacher: "why are you laughing?"
me: "nothing"
my brain: *TURTURKEYKEY*
“Im going to remove the wings for easier rolling and-
*moment of regret*
Insertion”
Time stamp ?
01:15. Prepare yourself...
imagine dying and then your body becomes a puppet
it could be WAY WORSE
69th like
It could be... like this.
Your body would need to be prepped aswell, headless, hairless and without feet.
Non-Existant Relevancy and instantly becomes way worse
Sam o'nella academy may have a say about this
For all the snickering I did during this episode, I can only reach a one conclusion. I never grew up, I just grew old.
The lubricant part is hilarious 😂
He literally pulled out KY Jelly
I can’t believe he had to use actual shoehorns like in the show omg
@@georgediaz34 bruh wtf is wrong with you people
@@georgediaz34 Are you seriously trying that on fucking RUclips? What the fuck, dude.
@@gumballgamer7598 well she put that pic there....
Edit: No i dont like it. I am saying there is always hony kids out there for stuff like this so.
Why do you think she put that kind of pic?
@@crayfishfuture Least respect the dude's boldness
@@aidanquiett668 There's nothing respectable about it. I'm not going to say that he's an idiot, but he definitely did something idiotic.
One of the best videos ever on RUclips
Yep
This is going be more difficult to explain if my parents caught me
Babish: “Arthur, chill, this is a family channel”
Also Babish:
Hahahaha
As a Magic Channel... I agree😂 this was very cringy lol
Weird Jeremy voice: "Say hi Jeffery"
Jeffery (perfectly normal voice): "Sup dude."
I literally fell off my bed
Blu Jay same XDD
Poop
@@jewels_kewels1683 AHAHAHA 😂😂😂
@@beaniebean4885 you okay?
@@noise216 no
0:10 hi everyone using Timed comments 😎
Love the way he said dont stuff a turkey into another turkey at the end
"I'm kidding of course, this is perfectly natural and normal and part of life - O h m y g o d here come the shoe-horns"
I laughed soo HARD at this I had a DRUMSTICK pop up in my pants.
My mind isn't in the gutter, I live in a house boat in the gutter.
"I hope this Turturkeykey tastes as good as it looks!"
_"It didn't. It tasted WRONG."_
Oh hey, nice seeing you here. How's it going?
I read the second sentence in Ted's voice.
when did he say that?
@@crxwd8205 at the end of the episode
It goes against the laws of nature it was *WRONG*
I love how you can hear him getting more and more disappointed
I'm kinda high so I'm not entirely sure if the de-boning is horrifying or not.
"Wrong Lube"
what.
WHAT.
Yeah, babby gets it in
Ikr only pussies uses lube, real man masturbates raw until their dick starts to bleed.
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 don't do that I know from experience
You don't use kentucky jelly with poultry, it's more for use with self loathing and a sock.
@@Lo.a.802 then what's the pleasure in it?
Next year: The YEKRUT, a turkey cooked inside out.
Or the keyturk
@@patrickglaser1560 what the fuck is a yurt?
Allu71 Mongolian tent. Google it they look pretty insane.
Man, what would a Yekrut even be like? For some reason I'm imagining boiling gravy or something being pumped into the carcass for hours until the gravy cooks it through, or hot oil or something, with maybe the outside wrapped in aluminum foil so it doesn't leak or something. Get a special electric heater to be inserted into the gravy to keep it boiling while the Turkey cooks or something?
....
Why am I thinking so hard about cooking a Turkey from the inside out? This must be how Babish feels when making these episodes.
I get a binging with babish ad every time I watch your videos.
"Turkey Torpedo"... 😂
This reminds me of the pregnant turkey prank! 😂
"not trying to get demonotized" gets demonotized, uh oh.
No, I checked. At the very least, when I opened the link in incognito mode, it showed a preroll ad.
uh uh oh oh
@@SusanPDavis boy that's sounds interesting but I sure don't care. Reported for unwanted commercial content/spam.
@@iPhoneeditor Wow, you're an asshole.
@@iPhoneeditor hahaha
Child: mommy how are baby's made?
Mom: Let's watch Binging with Babish.
Watch IN reverse to see how babies are born
Child: "Babies are made by shoving boneless turkeys up our asses?"
So babies are the result of Turkey f**king?
banging with babish
I think im gonna blow up my benis
I love how the auto generated captions managed to consistently say “Turturkeykey”
Dang, I really thought you're gonna put the roulade to another turkey.
I wonder how babish feels knowing he helped raise over twice the amount he asked for cancer :')
And with 20 days to go having nearly raised 3 times the intended goal.
A very good feeling minus the weight of knowing what he did to that poor turkey
Probably helps him sleep at night knowing what he did to those turkeys
W-what are you doing step turkey
Lmaoooooooooo
*wheeze*
Finna add my "personal" stuffing
*S T O P*
Take my like and leave
That Turkey got more action in 10minutes than I get in a year😭😂
That was legit amazing. Will not be doing this for Thanksgiving, but I feellike this might be a great New Years adventure, complete with Top Hat!!!
"This bird would be perfect to serve, but now it's time to ruin it" that is the most chaotic evil thing I have ever heard.
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I really hope she will turn out ok
I know I'm way late to this video, but as someone who lost their own mother to cancer less than a year ago, I greatly appreciate the call to attention at the end. Thank you.
I strait up just got a mixing with babish ad before this video !
Thank you so much for partnering with saint jude! They’ve done so much for my family, without them my cousin would not have lived past her 4th birthday, now at 7 shes able to do things like every other child her age 💞💞
The “I decided to turn it over and tie it a few more times so it didn’t look like ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure” absolutely killed me and made me laugh out loud in a public. 😂😂😂 I hate you Babish.
Skandar C : You made me laugh! I hate you.
Me: 🤨
So I just decided to soldier forward, not thinking too much about the social and moral repercussions of what I was doing
Amazing job deboning that turkey! I don’t even like carving the turkey when it’s cooked let alone when it’s raw.
"recieving turkey" xDDD couldnt hold me
Why is no one talking about how that other bottle of lube was half empty
@Keandre Ducot this was before he had a girlfriend though...
lol
@@beaniebean4885 well if he's circumcised like a good number of Americans are, he would need it wouldn't he?
why are you making speculations on the chef's genitalia
(Obiter dictum: It is perfectly acceptable to speculate about any genitalia owned by a chef that are not attached to the chef's body)
@@DimT670 Gomco Clamp for the win!
The head gets to breathe, but you still got a cool jacket on.
That being said, I wish I just wasn't circumcised at birth, but I'm happy with the results
In his defense, Ted did admit at the end of the episode that it was disgusting..
He admitted it tastes wrong...
Yo eres ted
Who is Ted?
@@slowerpanther2463 ted mosby architect
@@slowerpanther2463 Schmosby
1:58
That Turkey reminds me of the boss from the shadow temple from Ocarina of Time.
I love the open contempt he has for this whole procedure