Binging with Babish: Turturkeykey from How I Met Your Mother

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  5 лет назад +19943

    Don't be like me: don't forget your thanksgiving top hat!

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 5 лет назад +49

      Binging with Babish Will you ever do a Basics with Babish Brisket Episode

    • @XJIcequeen
      @XJIcequeen 5 лет назад +3

      I hope for dessert, it's the cake I brought up earlier in the live chat.

    • @doctorstrangesupreme8617
      @doctorstrangesupreme8617 5 лет назад +31

      could you make the turducken sandwich from Supernatural?

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 лет назад +1

      Happy Thanksgiving Binging with Babish!

    • @XJIcequeen
      @XJIcequeen 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah. Happy thanksgiving

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 5 лет назад +7368

    "Sorry if anthropomorphizing them before made it harder to watch"
    It did, Babish. It did

  • @Milkman2199
    @Milkman2199 5 лет назад +5867

    "Ribbed for your turkeys pleasure" was not sentence I ever imagined I would hear.

    • @AbbyWhisperWitch
      @AbbyWhisperWitch 5 лет назад +75

      It is also one I can't get out of my head 5 minutes after it was said...

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 5 лет назад +35

      Anything he said like that was nothing I thought I'd ever hear.

    • @ananyarath5770
      @ananyarath5770 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 4 года назад +9

      @@limeaidz6560 Chris Hansen time

    • @AshesAshes44
      @AshesAshes44 4 года назад +4

      Reminded me disturbingly of kinbaku (Japanese bondage). My brain is weird 🤯

  • @TheBassManBoy
    @TheBassManBoy 4 года назад +5878

    Of all the horrifying things in this episode, it's the phrase "receiving turkey" that got me.

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell 4 года назад +3560

    “If I inserted it raw”
    Yeah you definitely wouldn’t wanna raw dog it

    • @CrimsonPhantom88
      @CrimsonPhantom88 4 года назад +96

      Next episode: Binging with Babish: Raw Dog!

    • @SoldierMan755
      @SoldierMan755 3 года назад +26

      Hear that Francine?! The Doc's put me down with a case of RAWDOGGIN'

    • @bell3287
      @bell3287 3 года назад +9

      @@CrimsonPhantom88 N O

    • @じゅげむ-s6b
      @じゅげむ-s6b 3 года назад +35

      @@CrimsonPhantom88 Banging with Babish*

    • @obamaprism2356
      @obamaprism2356 3 года назад +6

      Take his vocal cords

  • @jacobmack3092
    @jacobmack3092 5 лет назад +3160

    Never in my life did think I would hear “Turkey d*ldo”.

  • @SeanFerree
    @SeanFerree 5 лет назад +21265

    That turkey was humiliated in every way possible

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse  5 лет назад +3883

      But his memory is honored and he lives on in tomorrow's Thanksgiving Leftovers episode!

    • @moriahazan277
      @moriahazan277 5 лет назад +91

      @@babishculinaryuniverse , hi

    • @theotherriley3033
      @theotherriley3033 5 лет назад +57

      @@babishculinaryuniverse how's it hanging, dude?

    • @PabloHernandez-gl5ij
      @PabloHernandez-gl5ij 5 лет назад +29

      @@babishculinaryuniverse I'm freaking dead! Oh man you are Savage as hell

    • @deusxmachina_
      @deusxmachina_ 5 лет назад +59

      His name was Jeffery not just turkey 😢

  • @GermanKinsmen
    @GermanKinsmen 5 лет назад +9044

    Imagine the two turkeys watching this from the afterlife.

    • @hans-san457
      @hans-san457 5 лет назад +1955

      "bro i-"
      "don't fucking talk to me Jared "

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 5 лет назад +183

      @@hans-san457 LOL

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +354

      I'd wager it'd be something like:
      "AAAAHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT IS HE DOING WITH OUR BODIES!?! AAAAAHHH!"

    • @morecringythenhell1577
      @morecringythenhell1577 5 лет назад +335

      *terrified turkey noises*

    • @Zebo12345678
      @Zebo12345678 5 лет назад +130

      @@hans-san457 Holy shit this is the best reply to a comment I've seen in recent times.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 года назад +863

    "I think I've just ruined Thanksgiving."
    *Five seconds later*
    "Oh no, wait, now I've ruined it."

  • @Punkandtokelife
    @Punkandtokelife 5 лет назад +13732

    This is the most literal “food porn” I’ve ever seen

  • @del2065
    @del2065 5 лет назад +3783

    i feel like Babish only made this so he aint gonna be flagged as kid friendly

    • @lancelindlelee7256
      @lancelindlelee7256 5 лет назад +240

      He's got 5M subs, which makes him a celebrity, which makes his channel kid friendly, which makes him banned.
      You can see how ridiculous this is.

    • @StanTheBland
      @StanTheBland 5 лет назад +28

      Hot turkey action

    • @knightgem8234
      @knightgem8234 5 лет назад +91

      For those who are unaware, COPPA is going to start destroying channels come 2020. For more info, search it up either on Google for the actual terms or here on RUclips for some disgestable versions.

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 5 лет назад +5

      @@knightgem8234 Are you some type of bot?

    • @knightgem8234
      @knightgem8234 5 лет назад +80

      @@youcantbeatk7006 Geez, I hope not... (._. ') Just saw this topic roaming on RUclips and decided to share.
      Man now I'm having an existential crisis aw man

  • @4evadunkley
    @4evadunkley 5 лет назад +4125

    I think it's so funny how he acts like he's forced to do these things.

  • @TheVincident.
    @TheVincident. 4 года назад +5214

    I’m not a vegetarian but this wasn’t easy to watch

    • @Zuraneve
      @Zuraneve 4 года назад +233

      I am a vegetarian. Some parts are hilarious, some parts make me thankful I don't eat meat.

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 4 года назад +35

      I'm not a vegetarian bot for some reason I hate bones.

    • @danielstandford4930
      @danielstandford4930 4 года назад +142

      @@justminibanana9128 i have amazing news ! Most people dont :) people tend to prefer to eat the meat

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 4 года назад +8

      @@danielstandford4930 that is true

    • @Rolle-vx9ot
      @Rolle-vx9ot 4 года назад +8

      JustMiniBanana I’m pretty sure no one really likes bones

  • @_missgirl
    @_missgirl 4 года назад +2185

    "ribbed for your turkey's pleasure"
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 5 лет назад +2629

    Character in TV show: *eats literally anything*
    Babish: "Alright we're gonna start by seasoning generously with some kosher salt"

    • @Lewisrobbie02
      @Lewisrobbie02 5 лет назад +33

      TheArchsage74 if it ain’t kosher it ain’t right

    • @itayeldad3317
      @itayeldad3317 5 лет назад +48

      There was nothing kosher about this abomination

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 5 лет назад +7

      @@itayeldad3317 my mind says no, but my stomach says yes

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 5 лет назад

      I hate kosher salt.

    • @alykhodeir9309
      @alykhodeir9309 5 лет назад +21

      You forgot the freshly ground black pepper

  • @Ensule
    @Ensule 5 лет назад +6377

    Alternate title: Young hen takes a HUGE monster turkey

  • @catherinemckeller7974
    @catherinemckeller7974 4 года назад +467

    this is the closest I've come to considering being a vegetarian

    • @trillow2758
      @trillow2758 4 года назад +8

      I completely see why

    • @lancegideondiokno1774
      @lancegideondiokno1774 3 года назад +6

      wait till your recommended section gives you the vid where raw meat just moves on its own

  • @yungsorrow5896
    @yungsorrow5896 5 лет назад +2498

    Imagine growing up then getting butchered then having a smaller turkey stuffed inside your carcass

    • @lilacsmile4321
      @lilacsmile4321 5 лет назад +126

      That’s the dream

    • @oberstswiatkowski9402
      @oberstswiatkowski9402 5 лет назад +97

      What if you butchered a human then put a human in its carcass and then let the turkey eat it bam humaman

    • @apollo6718
      @apollo6718 5 лет назад +78

      Oberst Swiatkowski you mean a huhumanman

    • @TheOnePieceFanZ
      @TheOnePieceFanZ 5 лет назад +24

      Imagine growing up then getting butchered then being stuffed inside the carcass of a bigger turkey

    • @Lesbomarx
      @Lesbomarx 5 лет назад +7

      Thankfully I'll be dead before that actually happens.

  • @piquantement
    @piquantement 5 лет назад +1988

    Pretending the turkeys are talking is the most Bob's Burgers energy that has ever existed in real life

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 5 лет назад +23

      H. Jon Benjamin should guest

    • @theolrazzledazzle9999
      @theolrazzledazzle9999 5 лет назад +7

      Kinda....qUiRkY 🥴

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 5 лет назад +12

      A great idea for a special episode would be to get H Jon Benjamin to do the voiceover pretending to be Babish

  • @BiggusNickus
    @BiggusNickus 5 лет назад +4367

    "It's time to flip the bird over and tie up the legs."
    That sentence gets a whole different dimension if you're British.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 5 лет назад +315

      I'm no Brit, but it only took me two seconds to piece together the other meaning of that line...

    • @rossramsey5038
      @rossramsey5038 5 лет назад +39

      Christ alive lmao

    • @awooingstops
      @awooingstops 5 лет назад +181

      It reminds me of the post of a guy making fun of his buddy for getting a disease in his fingers for "fingering a bird".

    • @zahragule
      @zahragule 5 лет назад +7

      Jesus christ your right

    • @peachpie4219
      @peachpie4219 5 лет назад +47

      Freddy Fazbear Gaming!
      I fucking hate you, and I mean it. You are a fucking tenth of a human being. I honestly hate you and hope for the worst

  • @MrNotaracist93
    @MrNotaracist93 4 года назад +836

    This is a bad idea, a much better idea is the "Turducken": a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.
    Needless to say it was the best Christmas lunch ever

    • @nousername8162
      @nousername8162 4 года назад +107

      Or the vegan variant
      Tofucken

    • @username-jo8kf
      @username-jo8kf 4 года назад +61

      @@nousername8162 *tofucken* it's definitely a joke. right?

    • @jokeofalltrades2838
      @jokeofalltrades2838 3 года назад +21

      @@username-jo8kf hahahaha........no, no it isn't

    • @username-jo8kf
      @username-jo8kf 3 года назад +29

      @@jokeofalltrades2838 out of all the 7.8 billion people.
      I have lost faith in about 7.75 billion of those people

    • @b0ark1ng21
      @b0ark1ng21 3 года назад +12

      @@nousername8162 to-fucken

  • @pastelfirefly8355
    @pastelfirefly8355 4 года назад +1827

    “This is perfectly normal and natural- oh my god here come the shoe horns.”

    • @jacobross7443
      @jacobross7443 4 года назад +16

      Yeah that’s what he said

    • @CIorox_BIeach
      @CIorox_BIeach 4 года назад +1

      I don't know what shoehorns are or why they're funny. 😂 ...I'm not sure I'd I want to find out...

    • @corranthomas9164
      @corranthomas9164 4 года назад +5

      @@CIorox_BIeach they’re to help you out your foot in a shoe without damaging the shoe or getting blisters

    • @rubysimms4207
      @rubysimms4207 4 года назад +1

      Is someone else made this I would have sides

  • @killua5352
    @killua5352 5 лет назад +746

    “So ribbed for your Turkey’s pleasure” is not a sentence a was ready to hear today.

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow 5 лет назад +3

      Turkeys are hot but i think about them as food.

  • @steve_matin
    @steve_matin 5 лет назад +3193

    "If I inserted it raw...."
    NEVER INSERT IT RAW

  • @onimcm
    @onimcm 4 года назад +367

    The "good" version looked like a turkey fleshlight while he was making it.

    • @pailhorsegaming6762
      @pailhorsegaming6762 4 года назад +21

      It was

    • @icepat31002
      @icepat31002 3 года назад +13

      great now i can't unsee it

    • @TheUltraChad
      @TheUltraChad 3 года назад +3

      Turkfleshlight

    • @unknown_demi6902
      @unknown_demi6902 3 года назад +5

      Never utter those same words again

    • @joaquingamarra3248
      @joaquingamarra3248 2 года назад +6

      You didn't need to say that.
      The World would've been a better place if you didn't say that but you did and now we have to live with it

  • @aidenbehrick-boswell8933
    @aidenbehrick-boswell8933 4 года назад +3061

    Dude these turkeys died to get shoved into eachother

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 4 года назад +18

      imma ruin 69 likes

    • @dontcare3293
      @dontcare3293 4 года назад +77

      My God. It's just horrible disgusting to think about

    • @romycartiere7088
      @romycartiere7088 4 года назад +64

      I also felt uncomfortable watching it, and I'm not even vegetarian. I'm glad he mentioned none of the meat is wasted though.

    • @covodex516
      @covodex516 4 года назад +1

      nice.

    • @peanutgallery5427
      @peanutgallery5427 4 года назад +14

      Imagi-
      Imagine th-
      *shudders*
      This wihh. With aah. Peop-
      -le

  • @PaulSHelms
    @PaulSHelms 5 лет назад +2061

    This whole thing is the definition of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” 😂

    • @mintberrycrunch3630
      @mintberrycrunch3630 5 лет назад +10

      Paul Helms Same as the Ultimeatum

    • @jacksonny1493
      @jacksonny1493 5 лет назад +12

      @@mintberrycrunch3630 also milk steak

    • @mintberrycrunch3630
      @mintberrycrunch3630 5 лет назад +7

      Charlie Princess Pretty much anything from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

    • @notadtonetrick7255
      @notadtonetrick7255 5 лет назад

      Honestly doesn’t look to bad I would eat that

    • @kericwu
      @kericwu 5 лет назад

      Well said haha

  • @fredess3737
    @fredess3737 5 лет назад +3814

    The creators of human centipede might steal this idea and make *_huhumanman_*

  • @SitaraAleu
    @SitaraAleu 2 года назад +128

    The scary thing is that your turturkeykey was probably in MUCH better shape and edibility than the one in the show 😂

  • @aarnavs
    @aarnavs 5 лет назад +764

    *“ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure”*
    - babish 2019

  • @tronzhivago4373
    @tronzhivago4373 5 лет назад +1751

    This man just casually stuffed a turkey with another turkey while wearing a Rolex submariner

    • @samuelmoreno5371
      @samuelmoreno5371 5 лет назад +4

      I don't think thats a Rolex kinda looked like a seiko
      Edit: I was wrong it was a Rolex 😔 a very nice Rolex tho.

    • @prestonhawkins5782
      @prestonhawkins5782 5 лет назад

      Samuel Moreno was also thinking this

    • @hewhoisaccidentprone
      @hewhoisaccidentprone 5 лет назад +30

      Given the size, it might be a rolex sea dweller not sure tho...
      Edit: I saw the helium escape valve so I’m leaning more towards it being a sea dweller

    • @ANDRE_675
      @ANDRE_675 5 лет назад +4

      @@samuelmoreno5371 That is clearly a Rolex Submariner.

    • @solem26
      @solem26 5 лет назад +14

      It’s clearly an expensive watch

  • @tcopeful
    @tcopeful 4 года назад +2109

    I'm not gonna lie, from the thumbnail, I 100% thought you were stuffing a turkey with a giant lobster tail.

    • @8FakeTears8
      @8FakeTears8 4 года назад +44

      I can't even blame you...

    • @cats2927
      @cats2927 4 года назад +15

      Same

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 года назад +54

      That would be less horrible.

    • @emilyfraser509
      @emilyfraser509 4 года назад +30

      @Ian Foley Lobsturkey

    • @Sephade
      @Sephade 3 года назад +15

      I think I would've actually prefered that. It might have been better to watch without cringing or laughing.

  • @JT-pk8cn
    @JT-pk8cn 2 года назад +62

    3 years later and this is still funny as heck.

  • @ghostboi1738
    @ghostboi1738 5 лет назад +712

    " Don't stuff a turkey into another turkey "
    years of academy training wasted

  • @soundslikealottahoopla7752
    @soundslikealottahoopla7752 4 года назад +3336

    Imagine if this video was sponsored by Adam and Eve. That would be the cherry on top of the cherry on top.

    • @alfredalfiesiv7082
      @alfredalfiesiv7082 4 года назад +45

      Don't forget a banana.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 4 года назад +36

      Is this like some western restaurant or do you really want Adam and Eve, the first humans according to the bible, to sponsor a Turturkeykey cooking video

    • @kendricklamaristhegreatest
      @kendricklamaristhegreatest 4 года назад +8

      i live in canada so idk what adam and eve is.

    • @soundslikealottahoopla7752
      @soundslikealottahoopla7752 4 года назад +3

      @@kendricklamaristhegreatest did you look at any of the other replies on this comment?

    • @kendricklamaristhegreatest
      @kendricklamaristhegreatest 4 года назад +2

      @@soundslikealottahoopla7752 a bible place?

  • @joshuapalma408
    @joshuapalma408 5 лет назад +954

    Babish: “Arthur, chill, this is a family channel”
    Also Babish:

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад +1

      As a Magic Channel... I agree😂 this was very cringy lol

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 3 года назад +36

    I always appreciate the fact that he actually used the shoe horns.

  • @nicolesimpsonsdog4442
    @nicolesimpsonsdog4442 5 лет назад +1289

    turkey doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore

    • @BERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      @BERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 5 лет назад +21

      Nicole Simpson's Dog Now you know why thanksgiving is hard for us turkish people lmao

    • @apolashimself
      @apolashimself 5 лет назад

      @@BERKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE well how about that? 😂

    • @Rex55590
      @Rex55590 5 лет назад

      Kurdish people probably envy you

    • @crow3467
      @crow3467 5 лет назад

      Jamais vu

  • @justanotherguywithamoustac8893
    @justanotherguywithamoustac8893 4 года назад +4872

    Tags: Food play, necrophilia, anthropomorphic, bondage, experimental

  • @jambroseontoast7233
    @jambroseontoast7233 5 лет назад +1547

    Weird Jeremy voice: "Say hi Jeffery"
    Jeffery (perfectly normal voice): "Sup dude."
    I literally fell off my bed

  • @MossLikesLJ
    @MossLikesLJ 4 года назад +529

    I’m an aspirine vegetarian and everytime I’m craving meat I just come to this video and I’m cured

    • @deadshot6554
      @deadshot6554 4 года назад +22

      For me it's the opposite

    • @EdenTheCreator366
      @EdenTheCreator366 4 года назад +2

      so you not a vegetarian

    • @juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945
      @juststopitsunsettlingmygoo4945 3 года назад +1

      Your not a vegetarian you never was

    • @MarieHP
      @MarieHP 3 года назад +15

      Meat gives you headaches?

    • @BynineStudio
      @BynineStudio 3 года назад +10

      if you'd really like some inspiration on that front, check out ashen's video on chicken in a can. that monstrosity is no doubt responsible for many active vegetarians and vegans today

  • @mrlasagna5894
    @mrlasagna5894 5 лет назад +866

    "I'm kidding of course, this is perfectly natural and normal and part of life - O h m y g o d here come the shoe-horns"

    • @RedJohnO22
      @RedJohnO22 5 лет назад +12

      I laughed soo HARD at this I had a DRUMSTICK pop up in my pants.
      My mind isn't in the gutter, I live in a house boat in the gutter.

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD 5 лет назад +900

    why does that dead turkey talk like an animal crossing character

    • @falsegodichor
      @falsegodichor 5 лет назад +10

      Louise GaryAVBl I thought it sounded like a splatoon charater

    • @isabellefleszar5851
      @isabellefleszar5851 5 лет назад +9

      Maybe... maybe it was an animal crossing character

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 5 лет назад +2

      It sounded like a woomy.

    • @sexybarney_
      @sexybarney_ 5 лет назад

      That Turkey to me looks like an oiled up human ready for roasting

    • @bettybyron5459
      @bettybyron5459 5 лет назад +3

      It reminds me of octodad

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 5 лет назад +996

    "I hope this Turturkeykey tastes as good as it looks!"
    _"It didn't. It tasted WRONG."_

    • @soulzzplaysgames
      @soulzzplaysgames 5 лет назад

      Oh hey, nice seeing you here. How's it going?

    • @artemiss9230
      @artemiss9230 5 лет назад +4

      I read the second sentence in Ted's voice.

    • @crxwd8205
      @crxwd8205 5 лет назад

      when did he say that?

    • @CGDCzero
      @CGDCzero 5 лет назад

      @@crxwd8205 at the end of the episode

    • @queenalice7483
      @queenalice7483 5 лет назад +1

      It goes against the laws of nature it was *WRONG*

  • @katherinesmith8873
    @katherinesmith8873 3 года назад +59

    That was the most traumatic food experience of my life. Thanks for at least showing us how to make a roulade... and then NOT stuffing it inside another turkey!

  • @Golgiaparatus2
    @Golgiaparatus2 5 лет назад +630

    Bruh, this man straight up pulled a bottle of lube when inserting the smaller turkey.

    • @mars1628
      @mars1628 5 лет назад +105

      Bro, what if we lubed up our turkeys together 😳😳 haha just kidding,,,, unless?

    • @babylonredsworth4409
      @babylonredsworth4409 5 лет назад +6

      He's gotta avoid COPPA lol.

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR 5 лет назад +5

      I mean, he does have a girlfriend now.

    • @matthewn.8569
      @matthewn.8569 5 лет назад

      WolfsbaneFilms .LOL

    • @haileydurish1053
      @haileydurish1053 5 лет назад +2

      The bottle was half empty too 😂😂😂💀

  • @GMWILD87
    @GMWILD87 5 лет назад +801

    Child: mommy how are baby's made?
    Mom: Let's watch Binging with Babish.

    • @unstoppabledoris
      @unstoppabledoris 5 лет назад +11

      Watch IN reverse to see how babies are born

    • @JakeLovesSteak
      @JakeLovesSteak 5 лет назад +18

      Child: "Babies are made by shoving boneless turkeys up our asses?"

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 5 лет назад +3

      So babies are the result of Turkey f**king?

    • @beckateng
      @beckateng 5 лет назад +4

      banging with babish

    • @Dead_on_Arrival.
      @Dead_on_Arrival. 4 года назад +1

      I think im gonna blow up my benis

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko020 5 лет назад +340

    "This bird would be perfect to serve, but now it's time to ruin it" that is the most chaotic evil thing I have ever heard.

  • @jbearclowater
    @jbearclowater Год назад +12

    I love that he's explaining the process here, as if anyone should EVER try doing that to a couple of turkeys ever again.

  • @gIiterpopzz
    @gIiterpopzz 5 лет назад +924

    I wonder how babish feels knowing he helped raise over twice the amount he asked for cancer :')

    • @VuldarLeveL
      @VuldarLeveL 5 лет назад +49

      And with 20 days to go having nearly raised 3 times the intended goal.

    • @Lionfire1998
      @Lionfire1998 5 лет назад +60

      A very good feeling minus the weight of knowing what he did to that poor turkey

    • @ShortThe1st
      @ShortThe1st 5 лет назад +36

      Probably helps him sleep at night knowing what he did to those turkeys

  • @Jayjay-ef2gt
    @Jayjay-ef2gt 5 лет назад +693

    In his defense, Ted did admit at the end of the episode that it was disgusting..

  • @terencecordova4748
    @terencecordova4748 4 года назад +2609

    Why is no one talking about how that other bottle of lube was half empty

    • @beaniebean4885
      @beaniebean4885 4 года назад +240

      @Keandre Ducot this was before he had a girlfriend though...

    • @ninetyzer0107
      @ninetyzer0107 4 года назад +13

      lol

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 года назад +76

      @@beaniebean4885 well if he's circumcised like a good number of Americans are, he would need it wouldn't he?

    • @kikiretzorg1467
      @kikiretzorg1467 4 года назад +178

      why are you making speculations on the chef's genitalia
      (Obiter dictum: It is perfectly acceptable to speculate about any genitalia owned by a chef that are not attached to the chef's body)

    • @TheDancerMacabre
      @TheDancerMacabre 4 года назад +24

      @@DimT670 Gomco Clamp for the win!
      The head gets to breathe, but you still got a cool jacket on.
      That being said, I wish I just wasn't circumcised at birth, but I'm happy with the results

  • @Akumu74
    @Akumu74 3 года назад +15

    The funniest thing about this is that one turkey talked like a turkey and the other talked like...babish. just. Comedy gold.

  • @theanarchist4312
    @theanarchist4312 4 года назад +1004

    imagine dying and then your body becomes a puppet
    it could be WAY WORSE

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 4 года назад +3

      69th like

    • @BatMaam7585
      @BatMaam7585 4 года назад +7

      It could be... like this.

    • @Milo-lq2cs
      @Milo-lq2cs 4 года назад +10

      Your body would need to be prepped aswell, headless, hairless and without feet.

    • @j_rivera2007
      @j_rivera2007 4 года назад

      Non-Existant Relevancy and instantly becomes way worse

    • @C147-o4q
      @C147-o4q 4 года назад +1

      Sam o'nella academy may have a say about this

  • @raym1477
    @raym1477 5 лет назад +609

    Next year: The YEKRUT, a turkey cooked inside out.

    • @jamesb.ofdesertdistrict567
      @jamesb.ofdesertdistrict567 5 лет назад +5

      Or the keyturk

    • @tyracktdp3459
      @tyracktdp3459 5 лет назад +3

      Allu71 Mongolian tent. Google it they look pretty insane.

    • @tuckermatis1572
      @tuckermatis1572 5 лет назад

      Man, what would a Yekrut even be like? For some reason I'm imagining boiling gravy or something being pumped into the carcass for hours until the gravy cooks it through, or hot oil or something, with maybe the outside wrapped in aluminum foil so it doesn't leak or something. Get a special electric heater to be inserted into the gravy to keep it boiling while the Turkey cooks or something?
      ....
      Why am I thinking so hard about cooking a Turkey from the inside out? This must be how Babish feels when making these episodes.

  • @SympleSyn
    @SympleSyn 5 лет назад +2733

    "Wrong lube"
    Jess is a lucky girl.

  • @floranse5205
    @floranse5205 Год назад +4

    I lost my father to cancer at age 12, i feel the pain you do. I hope you're doing alright, both mentally and emotionally 🧡

  • @skandarc2810
    @skandarc2810 5 лет назад +608

    The “I decided to turn it over and tie it a few more times so it didn’t look like ribbed for your turkey’s pleasure” absolutely killed me and made me laugh out loud in a public. 😂😂😂 I hate you Babish.

    • @talentlessdongley4412
      @talentlessdongley4412 5 лет назад

      Skandar C : You made me laugh! I hate you.
      Me: 🤨

    • @freakyydeacyy
      @freakyydeacyy 5 лет назад +3

      So I just decided to soldier forward, not thinking too much about the social and moral repercussions of what I was doing

  • @dianairungu1593
    @dianairungu1593 4 года назад +2407

    This was the most sexual...non-sexual thing I've seen.....i need a new brain

    • @dinateal
      @dinateal 4 года назад +28

      Dwayne Jonson I need to wash mine out with soap and arsenic

    • @shotgungames5738
      @shotgungames5738 4 года назад +1

      Me too bro

    • @Fwooooooom
      @Fwooooooom 4 года назад +1

      We all do.

    • @rbhyXD
      @rbhyXD 4 года назад +3

      its art

    • @jrosales360yt4
      @jrosales360yt4 4 года назад +5

      I need to clean my brain by going to prison and dropping the soap

  • @DKaldes
    @DKaldes 5 лет назад +243

    3:05 the movie when i watch it alone
    4:20 the movie when my mom walks in

  • @jennamarie1812
    @jennamarie1812 4 года назад +71

    one of my fav quotes from this show is
    "i call it turturkeykey!"
    "uhuhohoh"
    it makes me cry with laughter

  • @worshipper314
    @worshipper314 4 года назад +1005

    Turkey in Heaven : I have died to serve my masters, I wish they make me into a delicious dish that everyone would love!
    Babish :

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 4 года назад +82

      Turkey: NOOo, you have to cook me into a delicious meal that everyone will enjoy!
      BwB: HaHA FuNNi TuRkEy SeX

    • @ironicanimations
      @ironicanimations 4 года назад +5

      But hey, he did it so we don’t have to :D we thank the turkey and mr Babish

    • @a.h.tvideomapping4293
      @a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 года назад +20

      Before this video
      Turkey: “man I hope I i go to babish’s house when I die”
      After the video
      Turkey: oh no no NO NOOOOOO-

    • @MarieHP
      @MarieHP 4 года назад

      There are currently 666 likes on that comment, for this video is indeed cursed 😂

    • @sleepingcat2965
      @sleepingcat2965 4 года назад

      Haha 669

  • @regularcitizenofffarquhar4698
    @regularcitizenofffarquhar4698 4 года назад +492

    i guess no one said it better than Barney.
    "Uh-uh-Oh-oh"

  • @ayitsglopps5998
    @ayitsglopps5998 4 года назад +7351

    W-what are you doing step turkey

  • @buddyhnamte
    @buddyhnamte 4 года назад +17

    When he said "Swirl", the first thing that comes to my head is "Swarley" 😂

  • @nardosarts
    @nardosarts 5 лет назад +588

    *"wrong lube"*
    - babish, 2019

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 5 лет назад +932

    Who would win?
    Tur-Turkey-Key
    or
    Turtur-Keykey

  • @doggobind
    @doggobind 4 года назад +12

    5:04
    "It's turkey d*ldo will have become hilarious dry."

  • @ianparmley7518
    @ianparmley7518 5 лет назад +341

    Alternate title: "Andrew goes Hannibal Lecter on some birds"

    • @RepressedJoker
      @RepressedJoker 5 лет назад +17

      Nah, Hannibal treats his meat with respect

    • @Paul-wm6yv
      @Paul-wm6yv 5 лет назад +1

      Kinda brutal if you're used to British english

    • @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464
      @hunkyfunkyletsgetmonkey7464 5 лет назад

      @@Paul-wm6yv Brits don't call women birds that much only assholes dl

  • @LazyPillowCase
    @LazyPillowCase 4 года назад +333

    "pleasure"
    "tie up the legs"
    and the literal turkey going in-
    and the turkey legs didn't help when it was "happening"

  • @Endoreze
    @Endoreze 5 лет назад +443

    The betrayal of jeffrey hurt me emotionally

  • @JustinRobinson-o3j
    @JustinRobinson-o3j Год назад +11

    After watching you wrap the turkey roulade back up in it's own skin, I can't help but wonder if the guy who invented roulade was going through some stuff on a personal level at the time.

  • @sidequest954
    @sidequest954 5 лет назад +176

    I lost my friend to cancer as a child, thank you for bringing light to this organization babish, it means the world to me and it would've meant the world to him as well. ❤

    • @malecki2616
      @malecki2616 5 лет назад +15

      99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores tf is wrong withh you

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 5 лет назад +9

      @99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores asshole

    • @Toastier
      @Toastier 5 лет назад +5

      @99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores Human trash

    • @imscaredofchairs6806
      @imscaredofchairs6806 5 лет назад +5

      99.9%ofHumanMalesareWhores
      Your very existence makes me wish I hadn’t failed that abortion when I had je chance

    • @XSlimSxadyX
      @XSlimSxadyX 5 лет назад +1

      Rip

  • @DrSnegg
    @DrSnegg 5 лет назад +768

    "Wrong Lube"
    what.
    WHAT.

    • @rafaelnual8006
      @rafaelnual8006 5 лет назад +37

      Yeah, babby gets it in

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 5 лет назад +50

      Ikr only pussies uses lube, real man masturbates raw until their dick starts to bleed.

    • @Lo.a.802
      @Lo.a.802 5 лет назад +11

      @@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 don't do that I know from experience

    • @TorazChryx
      @TorazChryx 5 лет назад +10

      You don't use kentucky jelly with poultry, it's more for use with self loathing and a sock.

    • @arvidjohansson4012
      @arvidjohansson4012 5 лет назад

      @@Lo.a.802 then what's the pleasure in it?

  • @yelyzavetalukyanova3681
    @yelyzavetalukyanova3681 5 лет назад +415

    The entire video: [Creation of TukTurkeyKey]
    4:20: *Mom walks in*

  • @americantttefan4745
    @americantttefan4745 4 года назад +16

    I think the best option would be to built a frame out of the shape of the smaller turkey and put it in the bigger turkey for it to bake the two seperately, before putting them together after baking

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 5 лет назад +390

    "Sup dude"
    -Jeffry, 2019, moments before being shoved into another turkey's rear.

    • @IwhowasdatXD960
      @IwhowasdatXD960 5 лет назад

      *Insert lenny face here because i dont know how to*

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 5 лет назад

      IWHOWASDATXD VAguero imagine not knowing how to copy paste

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 5 лет назад

      Oh, fuck that.

    • @IwhowasdatXD960
      @IwhowasdatXD960 5 лет назад

      @@Inkypencil22i mean its not worth the time

  • @wepimpchimpin7799
    @wepimpchimpin7799 5 лет назад +824

    "Whoops! Wrong lube!"
    -Babish 2019

    • @morganp8591
      @morganp8591 5 лет назад +76

      Imagine one day he’s finna smash but accidentally pulls out the food lube

    • @eyywannn8601
      @eyywannn8601 4 года назад +29

      Morgan :p Have you ever lived if you didn’t use extra virgin olive oil in the bedroom?

    • @dustinwulf8074
      @dustinwulf8074 4 года назад

      Morgan :p shut

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 года назад +12

      @@eyywannn8601 this comment was made by the ancient greece gang

    • @viktingg
      @viktingg 4 года назад +12

      Babish's wife: Honey I want you to eat me- WTF ARE YOU DOING
      Babish: Season it finely with kosher salt, black pepper, and freshly ground orageno.

  • @kiwigirl92
    @kiwigirl92 5 лет назад +351

    Whenever he says "Pepper" I mentally add two extra "Peppers"

    • @calin4906
      @calin4906 5 лет назад +23

      southfield cultured

    • @ptypablo
      @ptypablo 5 лет назад +39

      Ysac gang!

    • @jakethesnake17
      @jakethesnake17 5 лет назад +26

      You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.

    • @scarbar2905
      @scarbar2905 5 лет назад +17

      *You suck at cooking intro intensifies*

    • @warpzone8421
      @warpzone8421 5 лет назад +11

      Just gonna put this in the onion at 'bout tree-fiddy for aboooooooout ten minutes.

  • @striderloki5080
    @striderloki5080 3 года назад +15

    Me: "eyy, the new Sausage Party movie looks cool!"
    The new Sausage Party movie:

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 5 лет назад +390

    “I cooked the first turkey first instead just inserting it raw”
    Heh heh heh

  • @aaronheckathorn7267
    @aaronheckathorn7267 5 лет назад +297

    I want to say that I'm currently laying in a hospital room. My little girl was diagnosed with T-Cell ALL. She has had some struggles with her treatment but as of today everything is going great. Thanks to anyone that donate to St. JUDE

    • @cypress5692
      @cypress5692 5 лет назад +4

      ♥️

    • @hansschoefisch2200
      @hansschoefisch2200 5 лет назад +6

      All support from us here. Hoping and praying all will go well.

    • @juliarivard2172
      @juliarivard2172 5 лет назад +1

      Your little girl is a fighter. Prayers for you and your family in this tough time.

    • @markkillspeople
      @markkillspeople 5 лет назад +3

      I really hope she will turn out ok

  • @thomasplatt4939
    @thomasplatt4939 4 года назад +2387

    This episode is the best argument for vegetarianism I've ever seen.

  • @sarajohnson6855
    @sarajohnson6855 3 года назад +7

    Thanks Babish. I tried my hands at a turkey Rollad. Made smaller versions minus the skin but they turned out pretty well for a alternate recipe on a first attempt. Will try again.

  • @harrisonhart9365
    @harrisonhart9365 4 года назад +217

    "The moral repercussions of what I was about to do"....
    This is why I watch your channel.

  • @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804
    @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804 4 года назад +388

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Meanwhile in someone's step family:

  • @nico5951
    @nico5951 5 лет назад +2442

    No ones gonna talk about how he had lube with him-?

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 5 лет назад +210

      Izel Sucks
      He justified it with a good joke

    • @maybegay6370
      @maybegay6370 5 лет назад +267

      He needed it for behind the scenes with the turkeys

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 5 лет назад +76

      He’s gotta be ready

    • @thetorocat
      @thetorocat 5 лет назад +7

      where?

    • @nico5951
      @nico5951 5 лет назад +6

      Smug Bong 4;07

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 2 года назад +9

    Never thought I'd laugh uncontrollably at a cooking show, but here we are.

  • @ClaireStErin
    @ClaireStErin 5 лет назад +641

    I can’t believe he had to use actual shoehorns like in the show omg

    • @gumballgamer7598
      @gumballgamer7598 5 лет назад +63

      @@Fps_American bruh wtf is wrong with you people

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 5 лет назад +29

      @@Fps_American Are you seriously trying that on fucking RUclips? What the fuck, dude.

    • @nazikiller6656
      @nazikiller6656 5 лет назад +5

      @@gumballgamer7598 well she put that pic there....
      Edit: No i dont like it. I am saying there is always hony kids out there for stuff like this so.
      Why do you think she put that kind of pic?

    • @aidanquiett668
      @aidanquiett668 5 лет назад +4

      @@crayfishfuture Least respect the dude's boldness

    • @crayfishfuture
      @crayfishfuture 5 лет назад +13

      @@aidanquiett668 There's nothing respectable about it. I'm not going to say that he's an idiot, but he definitely did something idiotic.

  • @28Naufal
    @28Naufal 5 лет назад +124

    >debones turkey
    >Calls it easy
    Yeah we get it Babby, you're a pro.

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 5 лет назад +690

    "not trying to get demonotized" gets demonotized, uh oh.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 5 лет назад +6

      No, I checked. At the very least, when I opened the link in incognito mode, it showed a preroll ad.

    • @heyitsyaboisamantha5377
      @heyitsyaboisamantha5377 5 лет назад +15

      uh uh oh oh

    • @iPhoneeditor
      @iPhoneeditor 5 лет назад +3

      @@SusanPDavis boy that's sounds interesting but I sure don't care. Reported for unwanted commercial content/spam.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 5 лет назад +8

      @@iPhoneeditor Wow, you're an asshole.

    • @sanjeevbenkal7024
      @sanjeevbenkal7024 5 лет назад

      @@iPhoneeditor hahaha

  • @thecouchpotato7517
    @thecouchpotato7517 4 года назад +25

    Teacher: "why are you laughing?"
    me: "nothing"
    my brain: *TURTURKEYKEY*

  • @AiRaNixoN
    @AiRaNixoN 4 года назад +330

    The turkey scene made me feel uncomfortable like I've never before. What an experience...

    • @Goddesscaramel34
      @Goddesscaramel34 4 года назад +2

      Same! 😂😂😂

    • @ranjela455
      @ranjela455 4 года назад

      lblblblblblblblbllblblnnlblbnllblblb
      sup dude

  • @TC-il9ct
    @TC-il9ct 5 лет назад +708

    I feel violated after seeing him pull out the lube.

  • @dayuye52
    @dayuye52 5 лет назад +497

    “Im going to remove the wings for easier rolling and-
    *moment of regret*
    Insertion”

    • @moon65
      @moon65 5 лет назад +1

      Time stamp ?

    • @joanzen
      @joanzen 5 лет назад +1

      01:15. Prepare yourself...

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 3 года назад +8

    One of the best videos ever on RUclips

  • @idoobztv9158
    @idoobztv9158 5 лет назад +341

    “Tis the season to be well seasoned”
    It’s a classic already

  • @szczypior2714
    @szczypior2714 5 лет назад +299

    *_Me:_* Sees the thumbnail
    *"Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do"*

    • @kohnermahan
      @kohnermahan 5 лет назад +4

      Oh no oh nononononono

    • @baraness24
      @baraness24 5 лет назад +9

      NOT DURING NO NUT NOVEMBER YOU DEGENERATE

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 5 лет назад +1

      Oh... I hadn’t even looked at that properly before I started watching.

    • @FGTVE_ASSAULT
      @FGTVE_ASSAULT 5 лет назад +3

      I need to go to confession or bath my self in holy water.

    • @breuh5470
      @breuh5470 5 лет назад

      Chilll

  • @Victoria-ff9lv
    @Victoria-ff9lv 5 лет назад +182

    Thank you so much for partnering with saint jude! They’ve done so much for my family, without them my cousin would not have lived past her 4th birthday, now at 7 shes able to do things like every other child her age 💞💞

  • @romelsanimation7392
    @romelsanimation7392 4 года назад +19

    "TurTurkeykey"
    *turducken flashbacks*