I’m fine with them I just feel bad for them and don’t agree with the life style they have chose 😅 Also I don’t like it when they kiss or make out infront of me 🤢
"who is calling him ugly" Me, an aroace who perceives people as more appealing the more likeable they are, and who finds guys who think they're hot shit utterly repulsive: OVER HERE
I feel you, personally I'm pansexual which to me means that my attraction is measured by how appealing i find someone's personality. I am not attracted to this guy at all, personally.
@Austin Lee dude theyre saying that they hate people who are simultaneously visually appealing and have ugly personalities 😓 at least thats what i gathered from their comment. also dont attack people based on their sexual preferences or lacktherof, its kinda weird but have a nice day i guess?
@Austin Lee Nostalgia has it right. All they’re saying is that from their perspective, the uglier or more repulsive someone’s personality is, the less attractive they find them. It is an opinion and it is their opinion, so if you think they are attractive that is *your* opinion. Aroace people have a right to speak and voice their opinions as much as anyone else, so if u think that their sexuality and preferences make their opinion any less valid, then I don’t think this is the place for you.
@@diamondmemer9754 that's okay, I was meaning Noah has to explain that he doesn't hate the straights so then the straights don't end up having ago at him
OH MY GOD I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO REACT TO THIS GUY- I REACTED TO THIS GUY ON MY TIKTOK AND IM LIKE “this would be perfect for noah and corry to react to”
@@avalon3821 bad comparison It does exist And even of people try to hide it behind “prejudice” it is still being irrationally being discriminatory against someone just based on their skin Aka racism
@@avalon3821 i don’t know about heterophobia because I never seen it and it seems most of the time someone says that something is heterophobe it’s when they were told something like “if you don’t want to date trans people you are still straight, not super straight, it’s just a preference”
I feel like he's trolling cause he like smiles the whole time and its lowkey hilarious. I don't know but he doesn't give me the i'm actually obsessed with myself vibes.
T can be applied through needles, but also through packs of the goo stuff! Honestly tho RUclips comments are not the best place to learn about trans stuff lmk if you want better resources
When this kid grows up, assuming he makes it that far, he's going to look back on this and wish someone had slapped some sense into him. Talk about cringe.
us queers dont (shouldnt) hate all straight people, *some of them just push it* btw if youre a straight ally thanks you guys are how we're finally normalized and accepted, ur awesome
There is nothing wrong with straight people??? Yes some are weird but that’s the same with lgbtq ??? Your not special we are all the same so why hate???
@@blossomblos brUH it’s a joke chill out. It’s not all straight people it’s The Straights TM, it’s all literally just a joke and most of it is satire. I don’t hate straight people lmao I just don’t like the cishets TM (If you don’t get the joke in that either I’m done explaining it lmaoo)
Definitely not the straightest man on tik tok that’s like Noah beck or Bryce or one of the sway boys this guy is cool and if he came out as bi it wouldn’t really be the biggest suprise 😭
i don’t know you or anyone else on this channel who may or may not be very close or mutual friends. but i genuinely admire how honest you are with the ways that you speak, express exactly how you feel, while using specific and particular types of words as you can be so funny as well. i have been raised as a one of those people who are never allowed to do what the rest of the world is doing. i always have to follow and live my whole life based on rules and regulations which don’t help motivate me to be more flexible and open minded with change in life. i have no choice but take on other people’s unrealisticly high expectations of what and who they want me to be. most people in my life can give me advice with harmless innocent thoughts and good intentions while at the same act very overprotective, controlling and over cautious concerning everything that i am. they judge and compare my habits with other people’s and not accept the way i dress, telling me what and what not to wear. they constantly nag at me about what i should and shouldn’t eat, watch, listen to, where and where not to go and what exactly the consequences will be if i live life my own way so i don’t know what i should do. i decided in my mind that i will just ignore them and their unwanted religious and spiritual godly opinions about me. but i am only just one year younger than you and you are the kind of person who i wish to make myself available to so we can become friends. although i am a random stranger off the internet, keep doing what you’re doing but i want to live with you in heaven when jesus comes to earth to rescue everyone since i have a crush on you. this is the way i feel because every single thing about you is sexy and so amazing and you are the sort of person who i wish i could marry although i may not be your type of future wife since you may likely find a better looking woman with a bigger heart than mine. i once had a dream that i met you in my house and it was a one of the most beautiful dreams i’ve ever experienced in my lifetime. i have a few things similar to you in common which is my adhd, autism, hypomania, learning difficulties and epilepsy but not all the same as your condition may be a little bit different to mine. one problem with me is that i was raised as a judgemental and hypocritical person who hates church but i love god and thrives towards perfectionism some people in my life do say which i admit is true. but apart from that, i will always try to accept my own personal faults, i can’t know everything and that nobody is perfect even though jesus the son of god loves all of us more than we will know. i have been in and out of church all my life and it’s because my family often forces me to pray, read my bible and go to church with them so now i’ve literally turned away from it by being stubborn about it and it’s fine. i won’t stop loving god since he’s the only reason why we are all alive in this hateful world which god is changing now. i really hope you find the lord god almighty one day but i will try not to impose my religious views on you. my full birth name is divine destiny isles, i was born on april 29th 2000 and you are older than me and we are both so close in age which is super lovely. this is because i’m sure that deep down inside my heart i know there are lots of people all around the world who look up to you in some ways. beware of overly critical, judgemental people which not all of them are christians by the way. i’m sure some people are praying to god, allah or whatever other religion they believe in to help them get to meet you in person one day. i am completely in love with you… sexually
HOW DO U FEEL HETEROSEXUALS?!?
I have nothing against them, they just shouldnt do it in public in my oppinion. Keep it in the bedroom yknow?
don’t call me that
I’m fine with them I just feel bad for them and don’t agree with the life style they have chose 😅 Also I don’t like it when they kiss or make out infront of me 🤢
Meh
i am so happy i’m not hetero.
"we do not hate straight people"
no...it's just a strong dislike against a certain few, i swear
Just the very straight people whose whole personality is being straight. Only a certain kind we swear
@@pretty948 yeah
I don't hate straight people, sometimes just talking to certain ones takes ten years off my life and destroys brain cells
I am straight and I support 🏳️🌈
@@pretty948 agreed
Corry’s t-shirt looks like my school shirt the day before graduating
you're right wait-
lmao imagine having that many friends or knowing that many people to sign ur shirt
My teacher went all crazy and confiscated all our shirts and never gave it back 😭
@@pretty948 Took your shirts?? Like off your back?
@@axelmaybe7788 in my school we straight up just went to classes we didnt even know and ppl signed it
“Are those condoms in the background?”
Meanwhile: my childish self IMMEDIATELY recognized those as Gushers wrappers...
SAME
An intellectual I see
YES YOU SAW IT TOO THANK YOU
saaaame
Me with an empty gusher box: .. *I am proud of having all of these eaten*
"who is calling him ugly"
Me, an aroace who perceives people as more appealing the more likeable they are, and who finds guys who think they're hot shit utterly repulsive: OVER HERE
@Austin Lee what aro ace person hurt u? Jeez
I feel you, personally I'm pansexual which to me means that my attraction is measured by how appealing i find someone's personality. I am not attracted to this guy at all, personally.
@Austin Lee dude theyre saying that they hate people who are simultaneously visually appealing and have ugly personalities 😓 at least thats what i gathered from their comment. also dont attack people based on their sexual preferences or lacktherof, its kinda weird but have a nice day i guess?
how can I learn this power?? I'm also on the aro/ace spec but I never fully can turn off my asthetic attraction and it sucks
@Austin Lee Nostalgia has it right. All they’re saying is that from their perspective, the uglier or more repulsive someone’s personality is, the less attractive they find them. It is an opinion and it is their opinion, so if you think they are attractive that is *your* opinion. Aroace people have a right to speak and voice their opinions as much as anyone else, so if u think that their sexuality and preferences make their opinion any less valid, then I don’t think this is the place for you.
Him: "You can't unswallow my kids"
Me: *regurgitates his firstborn that I devoured whole without chewing in a snake-like manner*
I'm in tears
kronos style
COMRADE WJAT
CRYUGB WHAT IS THUS
@@cupid4739 a joke
"How have these gone from sweet to... so sexual so quick" lol. This vid is basically Corry discovering what a f*ckboy is 😂
LOL
Lol
True tho
I mean at least he captions his content, so him bullying children for not having hit puberty is accessible to everyone
lmaooo
😂😂
DUDEEEE
Fair fair 😂
at least there’s that
not them thinking a gushers packet was a condom wrapper-
omg is that what it is
I mean ..a condom is perfect to put on a gusher
We don't have gushers in Britain lmao
What are gushers
@@mariatine11 idk 0-0
The fact that u have to point out u dont hate straights. It kills me everytime 😂
I'm straight...
@@diamondmemer9754 that's okay, I was meaning Noah has to explain that he doesn't hate the straights so then the straights don't end up having ago at him
@@wilmonfluff wut ok
@@diamondmemer9754 it’s ok you’ll get better soon
@@connieluvr Tha fuck do you mean by that
every time corry said "bread" instead of ''bed'' had me dying
Noah and Corry are on the opposite sides of the spectrum of 2000s punk
I can't unsee it now
The fact Cory knows what Noah is going to say is so cute 🥺
Ikr 😤💖
Cory knew what Noah was gonna say 🥺
The amount of times Cory said bread and not bed-
your username is impossible.
also RIGHTTTT
@@crybaby-zo9fw my user is just what my friends call me since ⟟ can’t even hear about 13+ stuff without crying-
@@karlbeejamie9725 oh I just start laughing bc that’s what I do when I’m in uncomfortable situations
@@crybaby-zo9fw ah okay!
this man just takes tweet ideas but posts them as thirst traps, its fucking genius
THE FIRST ONE 😭😭 I immediately thought of Doja Cat mocking him
SAME LOL
Mate he thought Doja cat liked him 💀
@@scrablse2613 LMAOOO
I thought of Lizzo mocking him😂
Me too lmao
IM DYING AT THE WAY NOAH HAD A PHYSICAL REACTION AT 2:17 TO THAT NOISE HE MADE LMAOOOO WTF ASGAGJDGSHJA
“It’s clearly blonde. and i’m ACTUALLY 5’5”
MRS ASTLEY HIIII LUV
@@boohasnobum uhm- mrs?
Mhm
@@boohasnobum uhm..
Fr my favorite part I/
The pressure of coming up with something funny in time is unreal.. is what I said last time.. now I have nothing to say.
not noah being like “i quite like him 😏”
noah: YOU’RE A WEIRD GUY
corry: noo 😣
They were both trying so hard to like him but then he got creepy.
@@evanshirley6089 they were really trying because he was attractive to them and it was so funny
“He says we're missing a pair of dice, very good”
Love Corry’s commitment to imagining being a 9 year old girl on tik tok 👌🏻 5:02
Honestly you channel could be only about heterossexuals giving people second hand embarrassment. The content is endless
Lol
Yes.
Are u crying ? 🥺
Seeing this guy get destroyed by Doja Cat was the highlight of my day
Where pls
Wheeeeereeee ???
@@uddie2416 go look on her tiktok page!! She dueted/stitched him, he's the thumbnAIL HAHAHAHA
@@MlleSallyBrown go look at Doja's tiktok page, he's the thumbnail on the duet she did
frrrrrrrrr
Even if the subject is bad, they make
it comfortable to watch their videos.
"He's almost a himbo but he seems too sure of what he's doing." I died
The straightest man on Tiktok has earrings and purple hair. Suspicious?
OH MY GOD I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO REACT TO THIS GUY- I REACTED TO THIS GUY ON MY TIKTOK AND IM LIKE “this would be perfect for noah and corry to react to”
You reacted!?! Omg!
Seriously...stfu and step into reality. You're seriously wasting your time with the dumbest shit in the world
@@NorthLAPimpin no i reacted to the trey guy as a joke, i found it funny
@@NorthLAPimpin the way you care 🤡 let people live their lives dayum!
@@NorthLAPimpin ok
noah: “i’m so bright”
corry: “yeah you’re smart”
noah: *”NO!”*
See there are men who make me think I'm bi and these men on tiktok do the opposite...
you two are utterly and absolutely totally completely the cutest
9:40 it feels like you’re holding me by the neck screaming “HI UNDERACHIEVERS”
5:50 Obsessed with the way corry says “better”
10min of Noah and Corry simping for a creepy guy>>>>
I laughed much harder than I should have at "5'4" brunette in my *b r e a d* "
My heterophobia after watching these sorts of tiktoks: 📈📈📈📈📈📈
is heterophobia a thing and if so why do you have it or was it a joke
@@makaylajackie heterophobia isnt a real thing, just like you cant be racist to white people
@@avalon3821 in the West, if you are in Africa they can be racist with you
It's all about minorities
@@avalon3821 bad comparison
It does exist
And even of people try to hide it behind “prejudice” it is still being irrationally being discriminatory against someone just based on their skin
Aka racism
@@avalon3821 i don’t know about heterophobia because I never seen it and it seems most of the time someone says that something is heterophobe it’s when they were told something like “if you don’t want to date trans people you are still straight, not super straight, it’s just a preference”
I feel like he's trolling cause he like smiles the whole time and its lowkey hilarious. I don't know but he doesn't give me the i'm actually obsessed with myself vibes.
I love your dynamic. The best sort of chaos.
this video is just masterpiece
straight people: i don't get why are so many lesbians nowadays
after seeing this, I get it
I was waiting for someone to make a video off of this guy 😭✋
I re-played Corry saying "My- Your music" like 50 times
"my music'
"No."
"My- your music"
"My music!"
:)
2:56 when your a 5’4 brunette watching the video: pain.
"we do no hate straight people" unrelatable, i do
🌚
@UCT7-OwMOHP5Bebl9DFJ0O-A ikr😌
me2
WHY DO YOU HATE ME GUYZ
same lol straight people genuinely scare me
"people want the people they like to be right, that's why popular people are so dumb" - Rick Sanchez
Hi UwU
I’m trans and I’m gonna start on T soon sooooooo...
I’m a little too EXCITED!!!
I’m not trans and I have a couple questions so is T like needles or pills sorry if it’s rude to ask
Needles ;-;
T can be applied through needles, but also through packs of the goo stuff! Honestly tho RUclips comments are not the best place to learn about trans stuff lmk if you want better resources
THAT'S GREAT!
that's awesome!!!!!!!
6:47 Corry’s “noooo” was so cute lmao
2:09
The exact moment my coworker decided to start walking right behind my desk.
Thanks a lot, Noah.
You and Corry always make the most chaotic vids
💖 how you two vibe together it's so funny!
When this kid grows up, assuming he makes it that far, he's going to look back on this and wish someone had slapped some sense into him.
Talk about cringe.
which "kid"??
@@goblinman9000 LOL! Aye, you're right, I should have been more clear. I meant the "straight" kid from tiktok. Clearly we are old people.
he's 21 already, unfortunately 😒
maybe he'll grow up mentally too at some point ...
@@alishak8241 I heard the brain is fully developed at 25. He’s still got some time, not all hope is lost!!
@@IPONJ ooh ok, sorry i got worried u were gonna be a troll or something lol
i feel like his tiktoks would normally be tweets but then he wouldn't get to show off how attractive he thinks he is
People can most pictures on Twitter
30 seconds into the video and “just a crumb of 🐱 please”
Gosh just the "Hello Underachievers" makes my whole day tbh
I'm super baked and seeing Noah's hair and shoulders light up in white angelic light fascinates me
Um- I’m very late but I came out to my friends today and they’re all rly supportive- i just wanted to tell someone ig 💃
CONGRATS OMG
Congrats!!
@@NOAHFINNCE OH HI NOAH
@@juliaaa1334 LUCKYYYY
👏👏👏 congrats!
something inside me is sincerely hoping y'all end up being friends for solely comedic purposes
0:12
Cory: Nirvana’s music!
Why does this dude sound like he's unironically imitating the "singing in cursive" meme every time he speaks
I saw a few RUclipsrs reacting to him but you guys are the only one who said something nice about him
This is hilarious! You guys are an accurate representation of my internal dialogue lmao
I'm 5'4" and have brown hair, still don't think I have what he's looking for 🤣
Well, you're not in his bed so obviously
us queers dont (shouldnt) hate all straight people, *some of them just push it*
btw if youre a straight ally thanks you guys are how we're finally normalized and accepted, ur awesome
i love the queers they have the most personality
all my favorite youtubers are uploading today! sam collins, grayson’s projects, and noah ❤️
In love with corrys t shirt
Noah and Corry: we do not hate straight people
Us gays here to hate on the breeders: we do not hate straight people...*wink*
yes
There is nothing wrong with straight people??? Yes some are weird but that’s the same with lgbtq ??? Your not special we are all the same so why hate???
@@AlsoNotimportant it’s literally a joke 👀
@@blossomblos brUH it’s a joke chill out. It’s not all straight people it’s The Straights TM, it’s all literally just a joke and most of it is satire. I don’t hate straight people lmao I just don’t like the cishets TM (If you don’t get the joke in that either I’m done explaining it lmaoo)
2:01 yup, that has to be the best scene I've watched in a video ever.
Currently on a Noah and Corry binge because I have COVID and can't go to pride and really want to cry and this is both a fun distraction and gay.
Yayyy my fav youtuber uploadedddd
I like how Noah can just admit that his attracted to tiktok boys and feel no shame
2:56
Tiktok man: “another night without a 5’4 brunette in my bed”
My 5’4 brunette asexual self: sir please stay as far away from me as possible
im 5'2 1/2, dodged a bullet
Definitely not the straightest man on tik tok that’s like Noah beck or Bryce or one of the sway boys this guy is cool and if he came out as bi it wouldn’t really be the biggest suprise 😭
Noah: “Would you like pepperoni on that” 🤣i died 🤣💀
I’m super excited! I just got my first longboard, it’s getting here on Wednesday!
The shaky cam makes me feel like I'm in a zoom call with my friends
Straights: e w .
Heterosexuals: y e s .
y e s
Corry's laugh is contagious, or is it just me 😅
your joint impressions of him kiLLED ME
I love how you have to point out you don't hate straight people. Gets a everytime😂
This man makes me feel like I should be on edge, like at any moment something could go down in the fiery pits of Hell🔥🔥
He sounds like he's forcing his voice to be deeper than it actually is.
ik its hot
@@asloii_1749 I can click 'translate' on your comment and it translates to 'i'm hot'
The fact that there are people who you have to explain to them at the beginning of the video that you don't hate straight people disturbs me terribly
i don’t know you or anyone else on this channel who may or may not be very close or mutual friends. but i genuinely admire how honest you are with the ways that you speak, express exactly how you feel, while using specific and particular types of words as you can be so funny as well. i have been raised as a one of those people who are never allowed to do what the rest of the world is doing. i always have to follow and live my whole life based on rules and regulations which don’t help motivate me to be more flexible and open minded with change in life. i have no choice but take on other people’s unrealisticly high expectations of what and who they want me to be. most people in my life can give me advice with harmless innocent thoughts and good intentions while at the same act very overprotective, controlling and over cautious concerning everything that i am. they judge and compare my habits with other people’s and not accept the way i dress, telling me what and what not to wear. they constantly nag at me about what i should and shouldn’t eat, watch, listen to, where and where not to go and what exactly the consequences will be if i live life my own way so i don’t know what i should do. i decided in my mind that i will just ignore them and their unwanted religious and spiritual godly opinions about me. but i am only just one year younger than you and you are the kind of person who i wish to make myself available to so we can become friends. although i am a random stranger off the internet, keep doing what you’re doing but i want to live with you in heaven when jesus comes to earth to rescue everyone since i have a crush on you. this is the way i feel because every single thing about you is sexy and so amazing and you are the sort of person who i wish i could marry although i may not be your type of future wife since you may likely find a better looking woman with a bigger heart than mine. i once had a dream that i met you in my house and it was a one of the most beautiful dreams i’ve ever experienced in my lifetime. i have a few things similar to you in common which is my adhd, autism, hypomania, learning difficulties and epilepsy but not all the same as your condition may be a little bit different to mine. one problem with me is that i was raised as a judgemental and hypocritical person who hates church but i love god and thrives towards perfectionism some people in my life do say which i admit is true. but apart from that, i will always try to accept my own personal faults, i can’t know everything and that nobody is perfect even though jesus the son of god loves all of us more than we will know. i have been in and out of church all my life and it’s because my family often forces me to pray, read my bible and go to church with them so now i’ve literally turned away from it by being stubborn about it and it’s fine. i won’t stop loving god since he’s the only reason why we are all alive in this hateful world which god is changing now. i really hope you find the lord god almighty one day but i will try not to impose my religious views on you. my full birth name is divine destiny isles, i was born on april 29th 2000 and you are older than me and we are both so close in age which is super lovely. this is because i’m sure that deep down inside my heart i know there are lots of people all around the world who look up to you in some ways. beware of overly critical, judgemental people which not all of them are christians by the way. i’m sure some people are praying to god, allah or whatever other religion they believe in to help them get to meet you in person one day. i am completely in love with you… sexually
9:28 🤣I love that he doesn’t explain it and just sings for copyright it made me laugh
3:50 Corry, those are gusher wrappers not condom wrappers! Lol 😂😂😂
3:46 5’4 brunette in da bread doe⁉️
I just love how chaotic they are, it’s a great energy.
I love the energy we have created in the studio today✨✨
1:10 me showing my friends my twenty third crush this month
are you my friend d? she literally does this.
also funny hahaha
This mans energy is hilarious
Corry: a 5'4'' brunet in my bread * proceeds to chew on air*
Me: Corry that's cannibalism 💀
I love when they’re doing videos together ❤️😍😍
2:17 at that exact moment I put my hand up to my mouth and Noah did too lmao, I guess that’s an instinctual reaction to that lip smack 😆
Okay this is killing me ... You guys impersonating him is priceless !!! I love you 😂😂😂 ♥♥♥
This video killed me hahahaha
Ps. That lip piercing looks so good on you, like the only perso on earth
Seeing you guys react to Tik Toks like this is the spice of life, literally!
Corry, that was a gushers packet not a condom
The first one about men having no right to judge women for having a lot of sex tho was a good message
HEY, HEY!! BE CAREFUL WITH UR JOKES I ALMOST CHOCKED ON MY WATER WHILE LAUGHING
What are doing drinking during their videos?
@@SusanOnTVShows water
@@blitzos_used..condom3456 No, I mean you shouldn't be drinking during their videos.
@@SusanOnTVShows oh. That makes more sense 😅