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  • @NOAHFINNCE
    @NOAHFINNCE  3 года назад +3130

    DO U THINK WE SHOULD MAKE LADY DORITOS?!?

    • @laylastxrr
      @laylastxrr 3 года назад +23

      YESS 😂😂😂😂

    • @eleanornolastname316
      @eleanornolastname316 3 года назад +104

      Yes bc how else are they supposed to eat 😱

    • @keyara365
      @keyara365 3 года назад +12

      AHAHAHAHA YES

    • @yakuzaman5074
      @yakuzaman5074 3 года назад +39

      We need they Doritos

    • @tyunniez
      @tyunniez 3 года назад +49

      We also need to make them pink 👶🦶

  • @punkrockbenny
    @punkrockbenny 3 года назад +2858

    The idea of a pilot being too anxious to say the plane's crashing made me ugly laugh.

    • @jackalope03
      @jackalope03 3 года назад +59

      honestly though in highschool I learned about an actual plane that crashed because of this exact reason. I think the pilots were Japanese, flying in America, and the difference in how Americans spoke threw them off (not language, but like tone and directness and levels of respect) and the pilots were too awkward to directly tell the air control folks that they were gonna crash until it was too late.

    • @anonymousarmadillo9800
      @anonymousarmadillo9800 3 года назад +20

      @@jackalope03 yeah the book outliers by malcolm gladwell mentions that issue with a korean airline. not sure if that's the one you're thinking of, but it reminded me of that.

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +55

      “G-guys 🥺
      I might’ve c-crashed the pl-ane…👉👈…”

    • @jackalope03
      @jackalope03 3 года назад +12

      @@anonymousarmadillo9800 oh yes that's exactly the one!! Korean, not Japanese. my bad. thanks for the correction! :]

    • @transmaniandevil
      @transmaniandevil 3 года назад +12

      ME AS A PILOT

  • @p0tat0s0up
    @p0tat0s0up 3 года назад +3800

    CORRY’S “HEHE” LAUGH WILL FOREVER BE IN MY NIGHTMARES

    • @alicecpassos
      @alicecpassos 3 года назад +102

      I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT THIS

    • @agirlnamedgoo
      @agirlnamedgoo 3 года назад +51

      same i was wheezing 😭

    • @JJB989
      @JJB989 3 года назад +52

      At this point I've replayed it 15+ times and it's still very unsettling but very hilarious

    • @natasham4184
      @natasham4184 3 года назад +12

      Me too, I can't deal 🤣🤣

    • @delaneydoessinging
      @delaneydoessinging 3 года назад +3

      Timestamp? 😂

  • @Tintin-wo4wc
    @Tintin-wo4wc 3 года назад +4708

    Sexuality is pointlessly gendered. I came out as a lesbian and my dad immediately went ’oh so you wanna be a boy then’ because apparently the idea of a person liking girls who isn’t straight is just incomprehensible? Also this is the funniest video i’ve seen in weeks

    • @jansojele289
      @jansojele289 3 года назад +137

      This sucks
      I'm sorry I hope your dad will be nicer

    • @emilyclose2157
      @emilyclose2157 3 года назад +63

      What would your dad say about me being Pan?

    • @natalie5487
      @natalie5487 3 года назад +16

      Damn.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 3 года назад +151

      The opposite problem also exists where if someone comes out as trans male their peers go "do you mean you're just a lesbian then?" lmao like wtf

    • @andrew-vu3ju
      @andrew-vu3ju 3 года назад +111

      I’m a trans boy and I was looking at binders on Amazon and most of them said “lesbian” or “tomboy” and nearly none said “transgender” or “trans” when I searched: “binder transgender” just because you like girls doesn’t mean you wanna be a boy-

  • @kato._.5978
    @kato._.5978 2 года назад +346

    "what is your favorite pointlessly gendered thing?"
    Every Gender neutral person ever: "me :)"

    • @s.y.m.k
      @s.y.m.k 2 года назад +7

      I'd like to desagree with you because my fav is actually my best friend :D

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Год назад +4

      I feel this

    • @sakurarat
      @sakurarat Год назад +3

      Lol same

  • @cup1dwon
    @cup1dwon 3 года назад +452

    "the horn is for decorating"
    corry in the most serious tone ever: its for murder
    noah in an agressive way: iTs FoR oPeNiNg Ya TaMpOn PaCkEtS

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 2 года назад +17

      i found the "it's for murder" part hilarious bc i've actually had a dream where unicorns were running around impaling people

    • @smartykattgb7204
      @smartykattgb7204 2 года назад +11

      @@broblerone413 That'd probably be the reason why, if the unicorn were to evolve, they would have horns. It would be a massive advantage when hunting.

  • @sophieisapig8107
    @sophieisapig8107 3 года назад +1398

    "the horn is for decorating"
    "no the horn is for murdering"
    "it's for opening nail varnish"

    • @arianas7866
      @arianas7866 3 года назад +28

      The horn is for whatever u want it to be😌💕

    • @aliehs.l
      @aliehs.l 3 года назад +20

      @@arianas7866 being horn y

    • @arianas7866
      @arianas7866 3 года назад +14

      @@aliehs.l whatever you WANT it to be😏

    • @aliehs.l
      @aliehs.l 3 года назад +8

      @@arianas7866 😏😏

    • @arieannacole7834
      @arieannacole7834 3 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure that the old legends and myths say that the horn worked essentially as a spear, and that it would be used to skewer any impure object that the unicorn came across?

  • @iheartmyhoody
    @iheartmyhoody 3 года назад +2354

    No one:
    Corry: *WE LIVE IN A SOCIEDITY*

    • @kity1081
      @kity1081 3 года назад +42

      sociedety 😔

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 года назад +11

      Sociedity (dam there isn't a salute emoji so just pretend that that's what I commented) edit: ehh this one's good enough ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +49

      Damn I hate socititty

    • @pippin7016
      @pippin7016 3 года назад +8

      socititty is awful lol

    • @lyramalfoy2948
      @lyramalfoy2948 3 года назад +2

      s

  • @anunculturedswine4051
    @anunculturedswine4051 3 года назад +2693

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the word “guyliner” insinuates men do not have eyes, they have little guys on their face instead. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    • @sabrinaolson8012
      @sabrinaolson8012 3 года назад +93

      you are amazing ily between your name and this comment you are perfect

    • @sabrinaolson8012
      @sabrinaolson8012 3 года назад +42

      @Fucking grass I need to make a list of all the random ass username I've seen on here. Starting with you teo.

    • @anunculturedswine4051
      @anunculturedswine4051 3 года назад +12

      @@sabrinaolson8012 ahhh y’all are so nice thank you

    • @anunculturedswine4051
      @anunculturedswine4051 3 года назад +15

      @Fucking grass I actually did need to hear it, thank you so much
      I hope you have an incredible day/night, you are valid and you are loved always

    • @weirdo_with_an_umbrella
      @weirdo_with_an_umbrella 3 года назад +9

      Someone should tell that to Pete Wentz because he's really proud of his guy liner😂

  • @Fernandanatac
    @Fernandanatac 3 года назад +129

    I think my favorite pronoun is “they” (in English) because it can be used as a gender neutral pronoun, usable not only for non-binary people but for situations where you don’t know the gender of the person.
    In my language, Portuguese, there’s no such thing like that, there’s only “she” and “he”, even for objects (same with other romance languages like Spanish, Italian and French).

    • @boja8875
      @boja8875 2 года назад +2

      Really? Not even as plural? In my language (czech) we also have she and he for objects, even for I - men and women have different ending in verbs - but we still have neutral they :O

    • @Fernandanatac
      @Fernandanatac 2 года назад +10

      @@boja8875 nope :\ the plurals are also gendered.
      And if you ask “but what if there are both men and women in a group? How do we refer to that group?” The answer is “masculine plural”, the male gender prevails over the female in those cases.
      Ex:
      - two brothers / they -> dois irmãos/ eles
      - two sisters / they -> duas irmãs/ elas
      - two siblings (a brother and a sister) / they -> dois irmãos / eles
      - Many siblings (9 sisters and 1 brother) / they -> muitos irmãos / eles

    • @nonbinaryworm
      @nonbinaryworm 2 года назад +1

      Actually now they have a French one it’s “iel”

    • @boja8875
      @boja8875 2 года назад +3

      @@Fernandanatac Hi again, sorry I mislead you, our "they" is actually also gendered 😅
      I'm just so used to using "oni" as neutral I didn't realize.
      Full disclosure:
      oni - masculine
      ony - feminine
      ona - neuter
      However Czech also has the same thing as f.e. Spanish; el, la, los for everything. So "opposite problem", grammatical gender for absolutely, and I mean a b s o l u t e l y everything 😀

    • @arielruby13
      @arielruby13 2 года назад

      neopronouns have been invented, not very popular yet but we have some options. Eu pessoalmente uso "elu" mas tbm tem "el" "ile" Ili" (que são derivados do latim).

  • @iistree1293
    @iistree1293 3 года назад +60

    5:27
    remembers when the kids at my school called me gay because i had short hair and all the other girls had long hair. . .
    i mean they were right. .
    but it was an insult then

  • @fjdjjdjddj
    @fjdjjdjddj 3 года назад +1223

    "who.. who is belladon-?"
    "it's not a person it's a poison"

  • @noahsheehan7800
    @noahsheehan7800 3 года назад +516

    my favourite pronoun is "i love commenting to make the youtube algorithm see engagement and push the video"

  • @agirlnamedgoo
    @agirlnamedgoo 3 года назад +595

    corry's 'hehe' laugh is my sleep paralysis demon

  • @cherrypienova8795
    @cherrypienova8795 3 года назад +98

    Pointlessly gendered: My whole language.
    okay, here's the thing, my main language is Hebrew, and EVERYTHING is gendered. There is rarely any phrase that isn't gendered.
    I want - gendered
    I see - gendered
    I'll check - gENDERED-
    the literal only word that is not gendered at all is I. that's it. You is gendered, it is gendered, even them is gendered. There's always options, but not enough, just female and male. Which is why I rarely speak Hebrew.
    also i would like to say my favorite pronoun is either bee/bees or void/voidself. Also it/it's is hilarious when said outloud

    • @lilakoala636
      @lilakoala636 2 года назад +15

      Omg YES ,it is so annoying to learn Hebrew. They literally gendered my gender neutral pronouns. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

    • @cherrypienova8795
      @cherrypienova8795 2 года назад +9

      @@lilakoala636 a bunch of my friends use they/them pronouns and we can't even speak in Hebrew cause it won't freaking work. At this point everyone is them (gendered male) in my point of view. They even added gender neutral pronouns in French, and not in Hebrew yet

    • @arielruby13
      @arielruby13 2 года назад +2

      i like the void set, is it related to gendervoid? Im gendervoid and agender

    • @cherrypienova8795
      @cherrypienova8795 2 года назад +2

      @@arielruby13 I don't think there's void pronouns in Hebrew. I can't even think of the word void in Hebrew

    • @maybii-yes
      @maybii-yes Год назад +1

      @@cherrypienova8795 As a native french speaker: no one really uses the gender neutral pronouns because everything else in the sentence still has to be gendered....our language just isn't built to use gender-neutral language so I just switch to English when talking to/about my non-binary friends tbh

  • @verifiedyoutubers2995
    @verifiedyoutubers2995 3 года назад +179

    I'd like to point out another pointlessly gendered thing in this world: Restrooms.

    • @waterlemonwolf
      @waterlemonwolf 2 года назад +22

      I mean there is kinda a point, even if it’s a problem for either non binary or trans people (like me) because well body parts (for cis people) feel weird around other ones and piss different and some bathrooms people change in but ye. I word that horribly but whateverrrr

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 Год назад +8

      @@waterlemonwolf I think, as a little trans boi (been out for roughly 16 months hurray me), I might start going into men’s bathrooms because I actually do look and dress like boys my age do
      No jokes, no bullshit, no man goo, I began looking like a guy and that fact alone has been keeping my crippling dysphoria at bay

    • @waterlemonwolf
      @waterlemonwolf Год назад +4

      @@sand_eater101 yay! I started going into the men’s restrooms and even if it’s scary and I sit in the stall for a while contemplating how I leave without getting noticed, it’s really euphoric

    • @neuroisis85
      @neuroisis85 Год назад +4

      If peeing and shitting is 'resting' I've been doing it wrong.

    • @ryker5457
      @ryker5457 Год назад +9

      Personally I think all bathrooms should be single. I DONT WANNA PISS NEAR ANYONE

  • @sarah_cate_art
    @sarah_cate_art 3 года назад +568

    women don't say "heeheehee" when they laugh, they say "sheesheeshee"

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 3 года назад +83

      When NBs clear their throat to speak or to stop choking, they don't say "Ahem" like binary folks, they say "A-them."

    • @ioan.c8868
      @ioan.c8868 3 года назад +43

      When men try to shush you they don't go "shh", they go "hhh"

    • @sarah_cate_art
      @sarah_cate_art 3 года назад +5

      @@johnwalker1058 bahaha omg

    • @sarah_cate_art
      @sarah_cate_art 3 года назад +10

      these replies are top tier

    • @sadpotato10yearsago50
      @sadpotato10yearsago50 3 года назад +17

      When women refer to an object they don’t say “it’s” they say-

  • @mehraverahmani8769
    @mehraverahmani8769 3 года назад +881

    "The horn is for decorating"
    "No the horn is for murder"
    Lol😂

    • @Am3lia77
      @Am3lia77 3 года назад +3

      "¿Por qué no los dos?" -Dora the Explorer

    • @radiosilence289
      @radiosilence289 3 года назад +4

      i laughed so hard haha

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 года назад +1

      Oh Supernatural did that once

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 года назад +1

      @@Am3lia77 ya why not lol

    • @nikkialkema1032
      @nikkialkema1032 3 года назад

      The horn is actualy for murder.

  • @andianajones7941
    @andianajones7941 2 года назад +27

    I love watching your videos, I'm dealing with "girl problems" idk and I'm a trans guy and everything is just really shitty, but they make me feel so much better and distract me from most of the suckiness

  • @DDD2323-z5i
    @DDD2323-z5i 3 года назад +18

    13:24 Omg I've never heard someone else talk about this! When I was little adults would say I was so skinny that when I grow up I was going to be really pretty. Adult members of my family would say they were jealous that I was so skinny and pretty. If I didn't eat something they would say "So that's why you're so skinny!" But they said it in a positive way. Now years later I am dealing with negative thoughts about food and eating. Noah just quickly mentioned this, but I really wanted to point it out. Everyone please be careful of how you talk about food and weight around young children who are still figuring things out

  • @atleastimnotginger
    @atleastimnotginger 3 года назад +729

    Favourite pronoun: 'thou' and 'thy' and stuff
    These are just cool. We should bring them back.

    • @noir4827
      @noir4827 3 года назад +52

      Thy wish shall be granted

    • @atleastimnotginger
      @atleastimnotginger 3 года назад +41

      @Fucking grass absolutely. Imma refuse to use you/your in conversations and then I'll just be like "I ain't usin no plural for a single person" everytime anyone is confused abt it.

    • @SarahTheBreadGod
      @SarahTheBreadGod 3 года назад +16

      Thou are correct! I shall start using them!

    • @josephsmith9377
      @josephsmith9377 3 года назад +14

      @The Bread God *thou art correct

    • @VividTimeflow
      @VividTimeflow 2 года назад +9

      @@josephsmith9377 do not correct the bread god. it is an insult beyond imaginable and i'm greatly disappointed in you.

  • @seonghwasjawline8225
    @seonghwasjawline8225 3 года назад +470

    funny story: Every time my parents and brother go fishing, my mother has to take the fish off the line, kill it, gut it, and cut it up because the other 2 are to scared to do it themselves.

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +28

      Lmao I love that

    • @thegracklepeck
      @thegracklepeck 3 года назад +24

      Yeah I know if we ever went fishing, I'd be the one dealing with the dirty work. Not that I like it any better, just that I know my husband would turn green trying to do it and I want to save him the discomfort

    • @carrotgoat2280
      @carrotgoat2280 2 года назад +6

      Only my step dad and me would be able to actually kill the fish the others would be traumatized-

    • @AlexGaming-minecraft
      @AlexGaming-minecraft 2 года назад +3

      "Knife goes in,guts come out.
      Kinfe goes in, guts come out."
      -Bart Simpson

    • @eectricsonlyn
      @eectricsonlyn 2 года назад

      Haha

  • @callmekai6330
    @callmekai6330 3 года назад +17

    I hate getting these type of products for my birthday, Christmas, or other occasions it just makes me so uncomfortable 😤

    • @zweetsouffle9567
      @zweetsouffle9567 Год назад +2

      For real, my cousins got me the WEIRDEST chapstick for Christmas that says, "For true women." I looked back at them and said, "I'm gonna use this for the cut I got on my lip, thanks." They seemed to be offended by that- even though I said I'd use it?
      I'm a very straightforward guy, when my parents told them that I was transgender, they said, "It won't affect what we get her for Christmas because she'll still love it anyway! And don't let her use pronouns, that's controlling you!"
      (Apparently when a child asks you to respect something, it doesn't have to be pronouns, they say, "It's controlling the parents!" So having a kid speak up to a parent is TOTAL control but it's okay for parents to have complete control of whatever your child says to you... That really doesn't sound good.

  • @elliotnebula7612
    @elliotnebula7612 3 года назад +14

    even 5 months later i still can't stop laughing at corry saying "we live in a sociedity" 😭

    • @judeeeeeeeee
      @judeeeeeeeee 3 года назад +4

      i immediately thought societitty

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic 3 года назад +316

    7:02 This is wild to me. I’m a guy who’s a musician. My girlfriend is a pilot.

  • @doyoulikemyhat1404
    @doyoulikemyhat1404 3 года назад +472

    my favorite pronoun is definitely we because it makes me feel less lonely

  • @saige6348
    @saige6348 3 года назад +572

    I’m so confused by “UNISEX names for GIRLS” like if it’s a unisex name how is it just for girls, that’s like saying “I’m a non-binary girl”

    • @ourslashgarbotm6309
      @ourslashgarbotm6309 3 года назад +108

      I agree that "unisex names for girls" is pretty odd, but there are non binary folks who are fine with identifying as girls

    • @rexrabbitfur
      @rexrabbitfur 3 года назад +124

      It's actually quite possible to be a non binary girl or boy! Some folks opt for medical transition to alleviate discomfort but still identify as non binary to an extent. It's why you'll sometimes see pronoun pairings like she/they or he/they :)

    • @ourslashgarbotm6309
      @ourslashgarbotm6309 3 года назад +45

      @@rexrabbitfur That's a way better explanation than I gave, thanks for spreading knowledge❤

    • @nehalittlepony
      @nehalittlepony 3 года назад +22

      I mean I'm kind of a non-binary girl, as I'm a demigirl and on both spectrums.

    • @noir4827
      @noir4827 3 года назад +24

      I like to read it in a positive way, like as "we are parents and looking for unisex names for our babygirl to not make her uncomfortable in case she comes out as trans/nb and wants to use different pronouns". I know a lot of unisex named people that are very happy about having a name that fits both genders, even if they identify as their assigned gender.

  • @chrisgrimstad9985
    @chrisgrimstad9985 3 года назад +9

    1:55 the fear in his eyes

  • @kaydenfountain1839
    @kaydenfountain1839 3 года назад +10

    13:59 youre so very welcome to anyone that clicks that

  • @darstar5255
    @darstar5255 3 года назад +1026

    The only thing I agree with is the women’s boxers. Bc they have all the comfort and stuff of men’s boxers but they don’t have as much xtra space in the crotch area where cis women don’t have things to put in it. I’ve never worn them but my friend has and she says they are very comfortable

    • @Johnny_T779
      @Johnny_T779 3 года назад +25

      It looks like cycling trunks

    • @darstar5255
      @darstar5255 3 года назад +25

      @@Johnny_T779 idk bike shorts are comfortable to me

    • @fluffywhiteclouds7933
      @fluffywhiteclouds7933 3 года назад +40

      I have worn these since I was 7, much more comfortable, I agree with your friend.

    • @jamesthompson248
      @jamesthompson248 3 года назад +5

      I hate the (too small in the crotch), men’s boxer shorts or underwear. It’s strangling my “bits & pieces”, LOL!!! 💋💋🌈🏳️‍🌈😘❤️🇬🇧👍🏽😇✨✨✨✨✨

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +26

      I want them but I don’t think my parents will let me :c But I agree with this comment. It’s not gendered, it’s for different parts.

  • @michaelalpert8328
    @michaelalpert8328 3 года назад +317

    “Working class woman often work themselves” I think Corry may be correct

  • @rottenluck118
    @rottenluck118 3 года назад +101

    Okay, fuck that. Low pressure showers are the worst and I resent the implication of having to be subjected to them.

  • @thedemonunderurbed6492
    @thedemonunderurbed6492 2 года назад +10

    2:36 believe me, we really like high water pressure. We really really like higher water pressure

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Год назад +2

      I JUST REALIZED THAT MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED 💀

  • @aeronlangheim3462
    @aeronlangheim3462 3 года назад +21

    Finally, another man who understands the troubles of being dummy thicc

  • @Heroshii15
    @Heroshii15 3 года назад +151

    My favorite pronouns are Él and Elle. They sound exactly the same, but they're from different languages and mean exact opposite things, which makes things wonderfully confusing.

    • @personacuatro1300
      @personacuatro1300 3 года назад +16

      A fun fact, "Elle" is starting to be introduced in the Spanish language because we don't have neutral pronouns. So, we can said than "Elle" is starting to be part of Spanish like "él" :D

    • @Heroshii15
      @Heroshii15 3 года назад +4

      @@personacuatro1300 I’m guessing that’s pronounced like éyé?

    • @weirdo_with_an_umbrella
      @weirdo_with_an_umbrella 3 года назад +4

      Creo q la mayor parte de la gente no lo sabe y es una pena. En España TODO tiene q tener un género. Es de locos...

  • @esmayrainbow6145
    @esmayrainbow6145 3 года назад +144

    What sometimes annoys me, is that clothing stores are gendered. I like the clothes from the men's section more, and when I am there the people working there direct me to the women's section. Yes I know I am a woman, but please let me pick out the clothes that I Iike, and not what society would like me to wear...
    Btw.. Sorry for my English. It's my second language and I wrote this at a late hour...

    • @starcrossedlovers111
      @starcrossedlovers111 3 года назад +17

      No worries! English is my first language and this was written perfectly!

    • @esmayrainbow6145
      @esmayrainbow6145 3 года назад +6

      @@starcrossedlovers111 Thank you!! ♥️

    • @kaitheemperor3364
      @kaitheemperor3364 3 года назад +8

      you wrote this wonderfully

    • @esmayrainbow6145
      @esmayrainbow6145 3 года назад +3

      @@kaitheemperor3364 Thank you! ♥️

    • @thegracklepeck
      @thegracklepeck 3 года назад +5

      I used to frequently buy men's t-shirts and pajamas because they had all the nerdy cool stuff and were roomier. I still will buy them when I see something I like that isn't in my assigned gender section.

  • @Meeko4eve39
    @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад +186

    I think I read somewhere that the reason the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland is because in mythology its mortal enemy is the lion. And guess whose national animal is a lion? That's right: England. So that's apparently a nod to that whole thing between Scotland and England. But I can't tell you whether that's actual fact or just something that someone made up because it would be a good story to tell 🤔
    Anyways. Loved the video 😊👍

  • @secretlydarkreunion7629
    @secretlydarkreunion7629 3 года назад +10

    i love how your talks regard actual ethical issues youre honestly the only person out there that makes sense, more people should listen to you

  • @d0tstfu.m1
    @d0tstfu.m1 3 года назад +8

    My little brother(7) put on my chokers that happened to be lying around on the counter and my dad told him to take them off because he 'isn't gay' LIKE. SIR?? I got so upset with him, we argued for like an hour about that, sexuality, and gender identity lmao-

    • @00AlexAngel00
      @00AlexAngel00 Год назад +1

      Me and my dad always argue over sexuality and gender
      He doesn’t even know that I’m nonbinary
      But he knows that I’m lesbian but I’m actually nonbinary lesbian

  • @yakuzaman5074
    @yakuzaman5074 3 года назад +125

    I'll be haunted for the rest of the month with a mental image of Corey feeding noah like a baby bird 🙃

  • @shaquille-oatmeal4403
    @shaquille-oatmeal4403 3 года назад +70

    Dear big corporations,
    Why tf do you feel the need to gender things?
    Also, who decided that pink is traditionally feminine and blue is masculine? Like they are colors, why must they have a gender associated with them.

    • @miki957
      @miki957 3 года назад +12

      I know!! The think I don’t understand is that in history it was the other way around, blue was seen as feminine and pink was masculine.

    • @camisock
      @camisock 3 года назад +2

      @@miki957 yeah, it was the other way around til Hitler came around and made nazis wear blue uniforms and stuff and therefore blue became a masculine colour (that's atleast what i've heard, not totally sure!!)

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 3 года назад +5

      Haw about we just change the genderd colors like green for women and orange for men to prove our point for a bit and then just completely throw the genderd concept out

    • @katz_on_saturn
      @katz_on_saturn 3 года назад +2

      Did u know that they used to be switched lol pink was for boys and blue was for girls but then it got switched

    • @Anonymous12345.
      @Anonymous12345. 3 года назад +3

      Because it makes more money-this whole consumerism thing has got to stop if stores are putting women down occasionally or just giving people the idea that women are weak just to make more money. I could go on a really long rant but…

  • @helenemelon
    @helenemelon 3 года назад +61

    rating pointlessly gendered products or just flirting with each other for 14 min and 12 seconds? I'm here for it either way

  • @krowyopanujaswiat2182
    @krowyopanujaswiat2182 3 года назад +13

    0:17 1 sec before this i said "they high af lmao"

  • @renolliasmr
    @renolliasmr 3 года назад +2

    My favourite prounoun is 'me' bc it describes myself perfectly

  • @ko-lq7vu
    @ko-lq7vu 3 года назад +85

    that sounds like a slogan.. doritos: can you take the crunch?
    misophonia: for when you can’t handle the crunch.

    • @dragonwithamonocle
      @dragonwithamonocle 3 года назад +2

      I WANT the CRUNCH!
      YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRUNCH!

    • @owltoga3370
      @owltoga3370 3 года назад +1

      @@dragonwithamonocle I NEED THE CRUNCH
      THE CRUNCH DOESN'T WANT U

  • @sophie265
    @sophie265 3 года назад +122

    I always find the "men fish"-thingy wierd, bc when my family is out fishing my mom is the one slaying all the fish... she usually even kills the fish my dad get

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 3 года назад +5

      Kinda badass tbh

    • @noir4827
      @noir4827 3 года назад

      It's not that wrong, women tend to have more empathy, therefor more struggle to kill. But ofc it differs from case to case.
      I don't have problems with mentioning that kind of gender differences because it's grounded in biology and instinct. Liking certain colors or songs more isn't.

  • @matthewcharles24
    @matthewcharles24 3 года назад +255

    Ah Noah, I missed you popping up on my feed. Good to see you back and with Corry too!

  • @justanobsessiveloser
    @justanobsessiveloser 3 года назад +6

    1:20
    I like the crunch ☹️

  • @gamzee3610
    @gamzee3610 2 года назад +3

    6:19 Unicorms did have a story where they can only be tamed by putting its head on the lap of a virgin woman which likely evolved into unicorns being tied to femininity

  • @Gl00myGhost
    @Gl00myGhost 3 года назад +91

    the one dislike was someone who pointlessly gendered something

  • @salamanda11
    @salamanda11 3 года назад +32

    I have never heard “barbie girl” in that accent before. Whoa.

  • @mms5868
    @mms5868 3 года назад +183

    I wish I didn’t have a weak lady jaw 😔
    The gender envy is real

    • @Johnny_T779
      @Johnny_T779 3 года назад +6

      Me too... But look at all the handsome dudes with small pointy chins! We might be one of them 😁

    • @honda-s2k
      @honda-s2k 3 года назад

      @@Johnny_T779 these dudes sadly don't have a lot of testosterone in their system.
      Look it up fact check me if you don't believe me

    • @stephanie5293
      @stephanie5293 3 года назад +3

      I had jaw surgery and now i have a weak lady jaw

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +2

      Fr do you know how hard it is to chew? The chip is too touch for me 🥺

    • @sam-sz5yv
      @sam-sz5yv 3 года назад +2

      omg!!! this reminded me of the time i was eleven and in a sleepover with my three girl besties!!!! we were having like SO MUCH FUN!!! we were pillow fighting after taking pictures in our newly done braids when my mom called for dinner. it was rice. i bit into one and crunch! my jaw went ⬇️⬆️ IT HURT SO BAD OMG!!!

  • @monkeydonk3925
    @monkeydonk3925 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact! I have misophonia
    It's less 'angry' for me. I used to get really bad panic attacks even being in the same room as certain people because I could hear their saliva over their voice. It suuuucckkkeeedd. Pretty much meant I couldn't speak to certain people irl. That kinda sucks when you live with them and have to speak to them.
    But yo. Non crunchy crisps are a 10/10 idea. I cannot FLIPPING STAND CRISPSSSS.. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @pretty_annoying_cloud4208
    @pretty_annoying_cloud4208 Год назад +2

    6:30 if I remember correctly the legend behind unicorns is that they are attracted to virgin women so maybe thats how unicorns became associated with girls

  • @jonnalarsson3614
    @jonnalarsson3614 3 года назад +115

    I think they got the shower head thing wrong, everyone knows that showerheads with high pressure is a godsend for those without a schlong

    • @ashy2074
      @ashy2074 3 года назад +2

      Ahaha

    • @dragonwithamonocle
      @dragonwithamonocle 3 года назад +12

      Yeah whoever decided to market a low pressure showerhead to women probably saw a decrease in sales...

    • @that_one_otaku0887
      @that_one_otaku0887 3 года назад +1

      Hehehe

  • @bonitaw7658
    @bonitaw7658 3 года назад +42

    noah your editing has been cracking me tf up lately

    • @kayzmavc4596
      @kayzmavc4596 3 года назад +1

      The close zoom on his immitation of fish nibbles got me real good, ahaha!

  • @noahcraven
    @noahcraven 3 года назад +45

    absolutely fucking crying at Corry’s hehehehe laugh at the end

  • @mifuyu8756
    @mifuyu8756 3 года назад +2

    3:28 this pissed me off because I spend all my time playing games on hard modes or just enjoying them and this hurts

  • @amelia_artz2773
    @amelia_artz2773 3 года назад +2

    They missed the most evil thing designed for women's jeans. FAKE. FRICKIN. POCKETS.

  • @AngelFangs666
    @AngelFangs666 3 года назад +15

    0:58
    ✨Socititty✨

  • @katiemarshall1737
    @katiemarshall1737 3 года назад +177

    ok but i actually looked up the scottish national animal and i definitely thought corry was joking but like he’s not??? y’all’s animal is actually a unicorn???

    • @jamesthompson248
      @jamesthompson248 3 года назад +16

      WILD!!! Unicorns are gorgeous, beautiful and awesomely mysteriously magical!!! I love unicorns!!! And I’m a male! LOL

    • @notcorry
      @notcorry 3 года назад +31

      i have never lied not once

    • @jamesthompson248
      @jamesthompson248 3 года назад +3

      @@notcorry I grew up, not lying. As my parents said; “I am the world’s worst at lying!” So, I can’t lie, ever!!! 😇❤️🏳️‍🌈😘❤️🇬🇧

    • @katiemarshall1737
      @katiemarshall1737 3 года назад +3

      @@notcorry my apologies i will never doubt you again

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 года назад +5

      @@jamesthompson248 I'm a guy, and I like dinos more in like art and themes, but if I had to choose one to meet, I'd choose the unicorn, one, cause I don't wanna be eaten, no matter how cute the tiny dinos are, and two, cause fuck yeah, like irl I'd def choose a unicorn, I just so often see it associated with girly stuff instead of metal stuff, and I'm a trans guy so that's uncomfortable, which is also weird because I'm nonconforming, and like wearing skirts isn't weird, but unicorns just make me uncomfortable in art and decor after years of that stuff being pushed on me and implied that I have to like it, as well as dysphoria.
      However, if I see unicorns portrayed as badass, I'm all in. Like, a metal band with a unicorn mascot? Fuck yeah. It's not the creature, it's the association society places on it. It sucks.

  • @Robb3636
    @Robb3636 3 года назад +49

    My favourite pronoun is "mine" because I like owning things :)

  • @00GreenThea00
    @00GreenThea00 10 месяцев назад +1

    My favorite pronoun is "den" in Danish. It's basically polygender.
    We are not taught this in school, but teaching/talking about Danish to foreigners and comparing the language to German, I realised the otherwise feminine and masculine objects have been merged into one gender, which I like to call polygender. It covers all objects that can have a gender without revealing the gender. I'd argue it can be used the same as "it" on English.

  • @sakurarat
    @sakurarat Год назад +1

    They are the most chaotic duo I have ever seen

  • @renpacheco
    @renpacheco 3 года назад +13

    this video is so chaotic i'm obsessed with it

  • @crochetingcat2870
    @crochetingcat2870 3 года назад +16

    Everybody’s obsessing over Corry’s laugh h, but it’s the little Gerr after him describing mesophonia that cracked me up

  • @charlie-oe6fc
    @charlie-oe6fc 3 года назад +34

    thank you for always posting when i have a shitty day

  • @jaygobrrrrrrrr9545
    @jaygobrrrrrrrr9545 3 года назад +2

    The french language, I love learning french but even the nouns are gendered like why is that Necessary?💀 I get that it’s just the language but seriously makes it so much harder to learn.

  • @thetokenstereotypicalgaysi2430
    @thetokenstereotypicalgaysi2430 3 года назад +6

    i think my favorite weirdly gendered thing is when i went to the store and i saw coffee for men which was just straight black coffee in a grey cup and then coffee for women which was like a caramel macchiato in a pink and sparkly cup- so apparently coffee has gender now and as a agender person i guess i can no longer drink it

  • @Meeko4eve39
    @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад +54

    Does it have to be an English pronoun? Because if it can be any language I'm going with "ISTE" (Latin), which basically translates to "this one over there (derogatory)" 😁

    • @Meeko4eve39
      @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад

      @Fucking grass That's really interesting. I did take Spanish in school but that never came up. Thanks for telling me 😀

    • @cheesemainaim
      @cheesemainaim 3 года назад +1

      Idk if this is relevant but in Vietnam we have a pronoun to use informally and only to people around your age (nó). It sounds funny to me and it's gender-neutral yay

    • @Meeko4eve39
      @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад +1

      @@cheesemainaim Oh that is actually pretty cool. Is it like a 2nd person singular pronoun that you use to directly address the person you're speaking with? Like in English "you" (singular)? Or do you use it referring to a third person in a sentence the way he/she (and singular they) work? Like, do you use nó while directly speaking to the person you're addressing with the pronoun? Or does it refer to someone else that might not actually be there with you as you speak to each other about that person?
      If it's like singular "you" in English the whole "it's informal and for people of your own age" thing reminds me of how we make a distinction between informal "du" (= singular "you") and formal "Sie" (= singular "you", but formal and usually the go-to pronoun to use with people older than you, at least when you first meet them) in German.

    • @cheesemainaim
      @cheesemainaim 3 года назад +2

      @@Meeko4eve39 It's the pronoun for a third person (like he/she).
      We use it for nearly everything: people, plants, etc.
      But of course we don't use a pronoun we use for a plant for anyone older than us or else that'd be very disrespectful!

    • @Meeko4eve39
      @Meeko4eve39 3 года назад

      @@cheesemainaim Oh I see. That makes sense. That is so cool 😀

  • @kittykatbell
    @kittykatbell 3 года назад +52

    Lmao i was eating doritos when that first thing about crunchy chips was brought up 🤣🤣 idk why us women would not want the crunch personally i find that to be part of the satisfaction of chips 🤔

    • @elliottfox3581
      @elliottfox3581 3 года назад +1

      This is sooo insensitive. As Noah said in the video, women have sensitive jaws and therefore cannot chew regular chips. You must be a *biological* male 😒

  • @yulch4e
    @yulch4e 3 года назад +16

    *I aspire to have a relationship such as these two*

  • @conlon4332
    @conlon4332 16 дней назад +1

    9:52 These are just boys' names that people give to girls sometimes. They still sound like boys' names.

  • @AlicksL.S.
    @AlicksL.S. Год назад +1

    “Mines I” bros an absolute genius

  • @bquncy550
    @bquncy550 3 года назад +30

    The unicorn horn is for opening the silent ninja Doritos. _True fact look it up_

  • @Emily-om6sp
    @Emily-om6sp 3 года назад +28

    My favourite pronoun is “they”. You can literally use it for anything.

    • @owltoga3370
      @owltoga3370 3 года назад

      Mine is fuck

    • @owltoga3370
      @owltoga3370 3 года назад

      Sorry I just like being stupid uh but my favorite pronoun is also they

  • @renpacheco
    @renpacheco 3 года назад +21

    I'm so happy you posted I'm stressed out of my mind with exams and this was perfect

  • @dopesyck
    @dopesyck 2 года назад +1

    when i was younger (8-9) i used to really want to be a pilot, now im a trans male and this pointlessly gendered product just validated my childhood dream :,)

  • @noah29051
    @noah29051 3 года назад +3

    Someone: “What’s your favourite gender?”
    Gender fluid people: (•_•)… pizza?

  • @karleet177
    @karleet177 3 года назад +17

    “if you don’t like kesha from 2000 whatever you are a killjoy”
    killjoy like the mcr fan like in the context of killjoys never die

  • @madeline4374
    @madeline4374 3 года назад +181

    Oh shiz- y’all said misophonia...I’m diagnosed w/ that. bitchhhhhh- did not expect you to say that. anyways stay safe 🧡

  • @emptyFanatics
    @emptyFanatics 3 года назад +22

    I love when yall critic stuff. Always brightens up my day with a laugh.

  • @persistenturge
    @persistenturge 3 года назад +1

    im gasping for air omg the last part had me dead 💀💀💀 "ouch"

  • @unipuff19
    @unipuff19 3 года назад +3

    4:38 PLS I GOT AN AD FOR ED SHEERAN'S NEW ALBUM EXACTLY AFTER CORRY SAID THAT AHAHAHA

  • @TheDungeonofBadDecisions
    @TheDungeonofBadDecisions 3 года назад +10

    My favorite pointless gendering is when somebody looked at the crops and floggers (I work at an adult toy store) and asked me if they were for men or women.
    Everybody feels pain, my dude. Thats what they're for.

  • @micahroberts8383
    @micahroberts8383 3 года назад +10

    Perfect timing for a video, Noah! I'm in bed, post-op from top surgery and was looking for something to watch to distract myself and here you were! Thanks!!

    • @micahroberts8383
      @micahroberts8383 3 года назад +2

      And Corry, too, of course! Just meant to say thanks for choosing to post at this exact time on your channel. ❤️

    • @anythingwhateverwhocares
      @anythingwhateverwhocares 3 года назад

      I'm late but how are you feeling?? 😊🙂

  • @momos_moments28
    @momos_moments28 3 года назад +7

    The "oh you're so skinny, that's so beautiful, I want to be skinny like you" when I was underweight my whole life made me have an eating disorder when I hit puberty and my body changed because I wasn't that skinny anymore and I didn't understand that it was normal and beautiful...

    • @BubblegumKoi
      @BubblegumKoi 4 месяца назад

      Hope your ok now

    • @momos_moments28
      @momos_moments28 4 месяца назад

      @@BubblegumKoi oh my god I love how 3 years passed since my comment
      I am, thank you for asking!!

  • @LGBTR3naissance
    @LGBTR3naissance 2 года назад +1

    Your videos are the BEST for being informative and LOL funny all at once. If only courses in schools could be as engaging as your content Noah. Corry of course is beautiful and awesome as always.

  • @vansil2671
    @vansil2671 7 месяцев назад

    "life things happend"great sentence noah

  • @Goldlucky13
    @Goldlucky13 3 года назад +14

    i actually think the unicorn & dinosaur thing is kinda cute. they werent super gendered, honestly! just had different aesthetics. i want both

    • @susanleslie6178
      @susanleslie6178 Год назад

      Show me the dinosaur ones for girls and I'll agree.

  • @ginhai314
    @ginhai314 3 года назад +13

    I never thought of my favorite pronoun ... Maybe "You", I like the fact that in English it can be used for one or more people (In French, we don't have that, we have the singular "you" and the plural "you")
    Oh, and that was a good video!
    PS: You're one of my favorite RUclipsrs, because I like your personality, and I can understand you without subtitles haha
    (Also, even if I don't understand what "underachievers" means, I love the way you say it)

  • @eliward1378
    @eliward1378 3 года назад +10

    I wanted to be a pilot when i was a kid, but then i realized that my eyesight was shit so that was that...
    but i would be exactly that socially anxious pilot today

  • @beachbunnystan9625
    @beachbunnystan9625 3 года назад +1

    also this reminds me about the other day it's red ribbon week at out school and one of the days was for breast cancer awareness so we where supposed to were pink and there was little to zero guys wearing pink so a few other girls went up to some guys and asked them why they think that is and they said because "it's for girls I'm not wearing pink I'm a guy" like you do know its for BREST CANCER not if yall want to wear pink cause it's not "masculine enough" MEN CAN GET BREST CANCER TOO

  • @Fakeplantcaretaker
    @Fakeplantcaretaker 3 года назад

    the chaos of this one is real and I love it

  • @momayer1187
    @momayer1187 3 года назад +11

    My favourite pointlessly gender product is myself

  • @HoneyGaming_
    @HoneyGaming_ 3 года назад +4

    4:14 “ThAt was a vErY pAtronizing look.” “It wasn’t meant to be pAtronizing…”
    The way he puts him thumb over Noah’s lips 😍 I’m so touch starved 😂

  • @Error-kv5lm
    @Error-kv5lm 3 года назад +10

    “The horn is for murder” 😂😂😂

  • @heyitsmakayla111
    @heyitsmakayla111 2 года назад

    the "hehe" at the end was so funny it progressively turned into a a real laugh and the noah is just sitting there like "what is going on🤨"

  • @captainpickle1681
    @captainpickle1681 2 года назад +1

    CORRY’S HEHE LAUGH IS TERRIFYING, I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY OH MY LORD- I’VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES AND IT’LL NEVER NOT SCARE ME-

  • @user-yz1lz2ov2y
    @user-yz1lz2ov2y 3 года назад +16

    nor/mal 💯💯💯
    Im kidding my favourite pronouns are his and xem because I like how they sound