I'm sitting here without power, my phone is at 4% battery life, it is 5:05 pm on a Thursday afternoon and I got the notification for this video. I read the title and felt a great sadness come over me. This is the video I'm watching till my phone dies and I'm disappointed in myself for it
@@crimsonstrykr I'm currently out on vacation with my family and the power went out around 5 pm today for some reason and luckily it just came on at 8:08 pm. Pretty uneventful day
the fact it's taken us this long to get here is sad. so many good anime shooters like Super Mecha Champions and Snowbreak only ever lived up to be mobile gachas. hope this becomes more.
i played the alpha and it's a pretty fun time, hope they build on this and make it the best it can be. Only gripe so far is no ambient sounds/music while running around, it's just dead quiet
hey Aztercross, I don't know if you'll see this, but I ordered your mara sov waifu cup back when it first got announced, and I still haven't gotten it. Has it been released yet, or is it still in pre-order? Amazing video as always and keep up the great work. 👍 ❤
Slang for people who spend large amounts of time "pleasuring themselves" and not just "pleasuring themselves," but edging and not climaxing to enhance the experience. 🧐 The More You Know. 🌈
Well there’s two definitions, the urban dictionary one and the community name for the yt group called “The Gøøns”. The former is basically just people that “goon” to the 18+ type of content on the Hub
@@WebHeadParker62 Cool. I never liked BR that much. Also, I think fast paced hyperactive gameplay goes better with horny games but that might just be me :P
My next PC probably around 60/70 series definitely getting Starforge I built my first one it was fun but rather just get pre built now one Interesting game I’ll have to check it out for scientific reasons and not for the jiggle…
I genuinely believe you are an innocent soul for the simple reason that you didn't know about seek frequency feature. Cuz there another website that had this feature before .....
@@crimsonstrykrlol, well too be fair I have seen this thing before on some videos I just didn’t know what it was implying 😅 So when he said most replayed I had no clue how he knew what was the most replayed until I watch the section and put 2 and 2 together
Semen extraction shooter
😂😂
😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
we got Fornite Gooner and Destiny Gooner, what's next
its a BR. make it make sense first
Wild title 😂
How about we get wild👅👅👅🍑
Absolutely never thought I’d see something like this from Cross’ mouth
It's not wrong though
@@The-Mads-Zone Bro, have you seen his Shorts? xD
@@ogroguerc They're golden, I rewatch them every now and then.
I'm sitting here without power, my phone is at 4% battery life, it is 5:05 pm on a Thursday afternoon and I got the notification for this video. I read the title and felt a great sadness come over me. This is the video I'm watching till my phone dies and I'm disappointed in myself for it
Priorities am I right? Always and I mean always sacrifice the battery for his videos! GG!
Would've been better if you were on a stranded island and it was between this and a finale goodbye message to your family...😊👍
ROFLMAO...😂🤦♂
Please do share the story of why you have no power though? Bills unpaid or are you out somewhere?
@@crimsonstrykr I'm currently out on vacation with my family and the power went out around 5 pm today for some reason and luckily it just came on at 8:08 pm. Pretty uneventful day
Mental flash bang of a title
Gotta hand it to him, ain't no way anyone is swiping that notification 😂
Gonna be hard playing this game with 1 hand tbh.
Gonna be hard
😂😂
Which Destiny player played the duo mission in destiny with feet?
2 words :
Summer. Events.
Literally a money glitch
Just wait till next year🤑
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
@@kuraio3017 couldn't say it better myself 😂
We went from boomer shooters to gooner shooters :(
Epic evolution
It's either goner shooters or gay shooters now days
Me: I don't play battle royale games
Sees waifus
Me: SIGN ME UP!
Its practically apex but with waifus
@@hxhdhhdjdjd8288 I'll take It!
Me when I see loba. Well gotta go play apex again
are you a real person
@@SignatureSucc Diddy say something wrong tho??🤷
0:06 Shout out to the editor who pointed out Cross not playing Lethal Company lol
Tell this man the Company ALWAYS needs more good valued EMPLOYEES!
Bro we gonna get fortnite got honkai treatment before gta 6
I absolutely love playing Honkai impact
despite the obvious gooner bait this does actually look kind of fun
I saw this title and new exactly what he was talking about
Goonnite? Goon-G? Goonzone? Fall Goon?
APEX PREDATORS?!
I was like damn no apex mention, then I see the bottom and it’s the best one💀
Battlegooned
Aztecs face and reactions.... He blew thy load all over this upload 😅
been covering and grinding this game for 4 days now i love it
I'm assuming there will be a one handed accessibility mode...
Only reason to play the game
Most replayed portion
Cross: We gotta be better than this
Also Cross: ENHANCE. Slow Mo😏
For science I'm assuming
Oh GOD the amount of CASH they will get from skins, talk about a money printer!
Fortnite alone is already for gooners💀
Is that a Tendo pfp?
4:44 Dont Lie To Us M8
Naaaah the title is insane coming for a First Descendant player
5:32 “looks like a fun time” yea i bet😂
Fortnite w\ jiggle physics... What we've all been waiting for! 😂
I havent seen Cross this excited for a game in awhile
3:04 we got cod omni movement, but better
They have OMNI-movement :0
BO6 is so cooked lmao
2:01 Them jiggle physics.
Guess the title was right
thanks for the timestamp for easy replay
wicked title
If there’s one thing that I love about this it’s the music. It has like neon white vibes. I actually love it.
"Fortnite for gooners"
oh boy,Cross,if only you played Fortnite Party Royale you'd see real gooners...
"fortnite for gooners" *proceeds to request* okay bro 🤣
Ah yes “the jiggle physics have nothing to do with it” proceeds to replay the most jiggily part in slow mo 😭😭
Cross spaced out a little every time jiggle physics appeared on screen.
Fortnite for gooners is still Fortnite, it just depends on the type of man you are
"i was prolly gonna play it anways regardless of the jiggle physics"
UHUH SURE CROSS SURE
Gatcha Gooner Fortnite?
Bank's gonna call me wtf I'm doing.
the fact it's taken us this long to get here is sad. so many good anime shooters like Super Mecha Champions and Snowbreak only ever lived up to be mobile gachas. hope this becomes more.
“The most replayed part” proceeds to replay it further 😂 we are better, .…everytime you play it 5:13
Bayonetta and Senran Kagura level physics on those "chestpieces" O.O
i played the alpha and it's a pretty fun time, hope they build on this and make it the best it can be. Only gripe so far is no ambient sounds/music while running around, it's just dead quiet
Gooners gonna goon.
Says we gotta be better. Proceeds to replay same portion and add slow mo to it LUL
He says the “most replayed part of the video… fellas we gotta be better” proceeds to replay it 5367273736 times and in slow motion 😂
Got into the closed test, overall its kind of mid but it has pretty interesting team-play mechanics and the gunplay is pretty intuitive.
If Concord had these characters, it would still be a thing. 😂
Aztecross going to play this and talk about the robust lore lol
Croos the gooner. As we speak, Cross has begun gooning 😢
Cross you underestimate the power of da booba.
And people thought Stellar Blade was naughty with the jiggle
You underestimate the gooners in Fortnite, people going feral for Raven Team Leader or Chun-Li from SF
Sure that doesnt have jiggle physics tho.
I couldn’t stop laughing looking at cross’s reactions to this
I love you brother, but “For the past year, it feels like we’ve been in the golden age of gaming” is a crazy take.
Showed my wife this and she said how much you want to bet the most review scene is right after the grenade throw lol she was right of course
Reminds me a bit of Spellbreak, a dead magic-based battle royale
Did not expect this title😂
The jiggle calls, we are the target audience
As someone who has played stellar blade and DoA extreme 3 Fortune those jiggle physics are too over the top 😆
hey Aztercross, I don't know if you'll see this, but I ordered your mara sov waifu cup back when it first got announced, and I still haven't gotten it. Has it been released yet, or is it still in pre-order? Amazing video as always and keep up the great work. 👍 ❤
Eastern devs just keep winning wtf
Cuz they don’t care about DEI woke shit
I am the one who submitted this video to him. I will tell you I was dying laughing while he watched it😂
Bro releasing this just as the original giga-wave of Fortnite kids are hitting peak Teens is an absolute god tier business move. 😂😂
looks like super mecha champions but for gooners
Apparently the word gooner lost its meaning and got watered down hard, damn
Today marks my first official day as a gooner
That most replayed!😂 I'm proud of those fellas!
I’m ngl jiggle physics aside, they had me at the speedster girl
I'm a Gooner myself but was not expecting that title 😂
Concord fell so fate trigger could fly
With Fate in the title i coulda swore it was that other Fate series
I love some absurd jiggle physics 😂
The fuck is "Gooners"
Those who "goon" or practice their degeneracy by fapping to fictional paraphernalia that's usually, but not always, anime-related.
Slang for people who spend large amounts of time "pleasuring themselves" and not just "pleasuring themselves," but edging and not climaxing to enhance the experience. 🧐 The More You Know. 🌈
Well there’s two definitions, the urban dictionary one and the community name for the yt group called “The Gøøns”. The former is basically just people that “goon” to the 18+ type of content on the Hub
Edge lords basically
🤣@@Freashfro
I didn't look any of those characters in the eye!
Refused to even add fortnite to my library. I'm going pro in this game
Shit, guess im a gooner.
Nahhhhh doesn't look good enough to buy just for the girls. I need some A grade zoomer gameplay like ZZZ to go along with ut
@@crimsonstrykr i just like BR's so ill give it a shot
@@WebHeadParker62 Cool. I never liked BR that much. Also, I think fast paced hyperactive gameplay goes better with horny games but that might just be me :P
@@crimsonstrykr Im dead 😂
Fellas, and ladies. Never apologize for being a fan of the mam. 😎
don’t play with my man mama gojo like that. it’s a sensitive time for the glazers.
Cross, brother, the bills CANNOT be big enough to open your hand to these people. PLEASE. Have some self respect 😭
Its not a fortnite killer but its definitely a Farlight 84 killer. you should check that out too since its similar to this game
As a certificated good, it's still meowskulls, raven team leader and gummy team leader any day of the day
Literally call of gooners: edge ops
This sure is the title of all time
I saw the title and was already sold
My next PC probably around 60/70 series definitely getting Starforge I built my first one it was fun but rather just get pre built now one
Interesting game I’ll have to check it out for scientific reasons and not for the jiggle…
Looks incredibly similar to Farlight
The jiggle physics go craaaaazyyyyy
Wait until IGN starts calling this game sexist 💀
I am going to download this and buy everything I just need more More! MORE!!!
Crazy Title can't lie.💀
Golden age of gaming?!!! Whoooahh
They actually made Gaypex Legends 😳💀
😂
Ironic considering the state of the Apex roster
Who did?
2:00 😳 That was Excessive
Imagine... "Destiny 3: Tencentified"
D:
how do you know waht is the most replayed section of a youtube video
nevermind
I genuinely believe you are an innocent soul for the simple reason that you didn't know about seek frequency feature. Cuz there another website that had this feature before
.....
@@crimsonstrykrlol, well too be fair I have seen this thing before on some videos I just didn’t know what it was implying 😅
So when he said most replayed I had no clue how he knew what was the most replayed until I watch the section and put 2 and 2 together
Nah why goes the gunplay look way snappier 😭😭😭 this can't be my new main game 😭😭😭 Pete Parsons why have you forsaken us 😭😭😭🚙🚘🚗
Ayoooo that title my dude!
Hopefully the launch doesn't affect the jerkmate servers 🙏
First was thirst, then coomers, now it's gooners. what is this evolution??
I can already see the hackers going crazy on this one 😂
💯 never been soo hyped for a battle royale
Bruh what a wild ass title