Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ruclips.net/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/видео.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/m-tKnjFwleU/видео.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/Joed0P3hhbc/видео.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/TRozAbaKs9M/видео.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/k9VewWKfH_0/видео.html
Love that you no longer need the “april fools” caption in brackets any more. You either know by now or if new to channel quickly get the idea of the video
Wish he'd release his outtakes on a different obscure channel. Those that don't know anything about him, would be so confused yet, pleasantly entertained!
probably has a decent amount of court experience, that'll lend towards being able to say a ton of things that would cause most to break, with nary an issue. at least, not in front of the court/clients. no promises about later on.
LPL rolling up to the store like, "Excuse me, could you please help me find at least three rooster-themed notebooks without locks and three cat-themed notebooks with locks?"
I'm always amazed how good he is at this form of double speak. Or, rather, I'm amazed until I remember he's an actual lawyer. Pretty sure that's about 60% of the skill developed in law school.
Undoubtedly, most lawyers and judges who've been around a few years have seen and heard crazy stuff most people wouldn't believe, even in so-called "civil" court.
Yeah: double-speak is one of the major reasons why definitions are often explicitly written out at the start of documents, so that those essential terms can't be double-spoken about to mean something they weren't meant to mean.
It was really funny at first but about half way through the vid it gets old. It's just the same double entendre joke the whole way through. Still a great video though. Always love hid 4-1 vids
And if you’re adventurous you can look at his old April 1 videos and see if you you two can unlock the back door. Just make sure you clean everything up well before you work on it.
au contraire, i am firmly of the suspicion that Mrs LPL is thoroughly pleased whenever LPL spends more time with his ex girlfriend's and/or his neighbor's kitty.
Over the April 1st series, this man has gone from having a tiny coq, to an 18-inch long Johnson, and now an 8 inch Rooster. I wonder if it changes depending on the weather or something? Great video as always! Keep up the good work.🤣
I've certainly found that it changes by temperature and situation. When it comes to my friends' roosters I pack a larger tool despite the easy access, especially on a warm and clear day. I've never had much interest in getting into kitties, honestly, so I'm guessing if I ever needed to, I wouldn't use my biggest tool - god forbid I have to work in cold conditions.
Her “kitty” is furrier than my wife’s and she’s decorated it with glitter… It was at this point I spat my coffee out all over my iPad. Excellent work Mr LPL!
Years ago I learned the hard way to not drink or eat anything when LPL puts up his April1 video. However I still have to reach for a tissue to dry my eyes.
Give this man an award.... there needs to be some kind of an award that we could give to this man, he is an absolute genius. The double entendres and innuendos were perfectly executed.
I'm always excited to see LPL's April 1 video. They're so off brand to his "normal" content, but delivered in his informative cadence. Just 100% pure gold.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo This is becoming stale. My suggestion is that you sell all your electronics and check yourself into the nearest home for the mentally confused.
Does your wife know that you are getting into your ex girlfriend's kitty? LOL Not only are you talented at picking locks, but you are a gifted writer as well! You could seriously write for a comedy show. : )
When I saw the kids diary, I choked at the thought of him saying "this kitty belongs to my daughter". Thank god we didn't go in that direction. Otherwise, the next video would go something like "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we are going to break out of this prison cell" EDIT: I don't know if this amount of likes should make me happy or worried. Some of the comments people wrote are genuinely concerning 💀
.. and of course LPL has a "leCoq" eqivalent of 8" which is considered normal. All others are usually small. Man what finds and preparation that went into this video.
April 1st is like Christmas. You go to YT, see there's an LPL video, you warn yourself not to be consuming any liquids while watching... too late! Now I've got coffee spittle all over my monitor! Thanks LPL! You never disappoint this time of year!
@@ethercat. I couldn't do it even trying 2 million times. That deadpan delivery, every year. If he weren't a lawyer or lock expert, he could do voice acting.
While the measurement has improved significantly from his video five years ago, when he had a two-inch Coq, it's also decreased quite a bit from two years ago, when he had an eighteen-inch Johnson.
I literally cried with laughter. What I have to confess is both my kids asked to watch this video based on the thumbnail. I then had to negotiate the questions that ensued. Really wasn't prepared for that 😅
This is the most ingenious piece of self-censorship I have ever heard, hiding the nastiest true meaning... Sir, your vocal delivery skills are truly superb. I strongly suspect this won't get demonetized. And you do something like this EVERY year?
Another year, another video that had my sides splitting. Give this man a medal for all the clever uses of innuendos and especially for soldiering on without cracking up once! 😂😂😂
This was SO much better than expected. If he wasn't a successful lawyer, businessman, OR RUclipsr, he could be a comedy writer. An engineer, and just general grunt work (welding, machining, etc) aren't beyond him either. And of course, master thief, were he so inclined. There's not much he couldn't accomplish, I don't think.
I think it's worth mentioning you should inspect the hole and decide on the angle you're going to come in from. Then you should take your tool, check that it's in good working order, free from fouling and deformation. Being careful not to grip it too tightly, insert the tool into the hole. Don't worry if it doesn't work straight away, you may need to jiggle it about or withdraw and start again. I find a good position is helpful, one that is comfortable and allows you to get on with it with the minimum of fuss. The kitchen table is ideal, it also allows you to have a mug of tea (or beverage of choice) at hand while you're working. Ms. E. though isn't so keen and asks me to why I have to have my vice on the dinner table, and is worried it might leave marks and isn't hygienic. However, you'll often find me hunched over the table, deep in concentration, oblivious to my wife's moans, probing away with my tool. Thanks
i realized april fools day was coming up a few days ago and my first thought was “I can’t wait to see what lock picking lawyer comes out with “. i was not disappointed 😂
I haven't watched this channel for a few months but today I realized "oh crap, yesterday was April Fool's." and went straight to this channel. It's good to see old habits die hard.
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Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
ruclips.net/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/видео.html
[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/m-tKnjFwleU/видео.html
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/Joed0P3hhbc/видео.html
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/TRozAbaKs9M/видео.html
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/k9VewWKfH_0/видео.html
All of them are amazing!
Love that you no longer need the “april fools” caption in brackets any more.
You either know by now or if new to channel quickly get the idea of the video
amazing
That was hilarious. I was going to say it has to be your silliest but I see you have more. Great job 👍
I have been waiting for this video!
I always forget how insane LPL's april fools videos go
I did not know this was his manteo. With the second line i already was rolling over the floor
I'm in love.
April Fools at its finest
I'm still traumatized by Bosnianbills April fool's videos, the one with the potato was it. I'm not even sure it was April's fools 😭
Getting into my ex-girlfriend’s back door will never get old.
April 1st, the day one of the most wholesome channels goes totally off the rails.
What do you mean? This was totally a lock picking video, just like all the others over the years 😂😅
derailment time hahah
@@sebastianjost I hope this innocence is real and not a joke
Our imaginations do
I'd argue that this is the one time he absolutely rails his-
364 days of the year: "LPL unhinges this locking mechanism"
April 1st: "LPL unhinges the dark spaces in his mind"
frfr
"If we look carefully into these folds we can see it's pink on the inside" absolutely *slayed* me.
I didn't get it till I read this comment 😂😂
I still don't get it 🕳️
I lost it already at "this one belongs to a neighbor of mine" xD
The only April Fools content I genuinely look forward to every year
me too
@@katrose5572 Me three
It's my first April 1st knowing about LPL and dear God that was amazing content
Same
So do I
The fact that you can deliver these without laughing, in a single take, is really impressive. Another banger for April Fools this year
you could hear him nearly lose it halfway through
he definitely started holding it back at certain points
He probably took multiple takes to record this without laughing.
I think he is just very good at hiding the cuts.
He is a lawyer, after all
LPL always enters Mrs. LPL’s kitty twice to make sure it was not a fluke. 😂
I give this all the gold
Underrated comment!
If I could two thumbs I would.
@@alrichdesa9348 Four thumbs if necessary 😁
Fluke or flounder, it's a smelly fish either way.
The biggest mysteries of this planet:
3- Who built the Pyramids?
2- What's in Area 51?
1- How does LPL record these in one take without laughing?
3 - Skilled Egyptians
2 - Planes
1 - Lawyer School
@@goldengaruda8935 You're no fun.
🤣
@@goldengaruda8935 the official claim
@@goldengaruda8935 Yes, lawyers need to learn to keep a straight face.
3-Aliens
2-Aliens
1-He must be an alien.
LPL deserves several Academy Awards for managing to go through this whole video without even a pitch shift.
Wish he'd release his outtakes on a different obscure channel. Those that don't know anything about him, would be so confused yet, pleasantly entertained!
Take 647
I'm sure it took a good number of takes. Especially with Mrs LPL watching him play with his ex's kitty.
probably has a decent amount of court experience, that'll lend towards being able to say a ton of things that would cause most to break, with nary an issue. at least, not in front of the court/clients. no promises about later on.
Well hes better than most actors
The man is a master of deadpan. Getting through this 5 minute video without cracking up is incredible.
I have often wondered how many takes he needs to manage it.
I wonder how many takes it took him to do this video without loosing it
Him and Casual Geographic.
@@autobotjazz1972 There were a few times where he almost cracked up, but he quickly recovered
Deadpan humor is the best.
My favourite time of year for mr LPL’s content
YEEESSS!!!!!
LPL doesn't disappoint, and remains modest!
@@ChrisBreederveld Fr, no idea how he didn’t burst out laughing recording this lmfao
Wasn't it his wife's box last year? 😂
Content, or consent? 😂
LPL rolling up to the store like, "Excuse me, could you please help me find at least three rooster-themed notebooks without locks and three cat-themed notebooks with locks?"
No, the specification is 6 inches.
I'm always amazed how good he is at this form of double speak. Or, rather, I'm amazed until I remember he's an actual lawyer. Pretty sure that's about 60% of the skill developed in law school.
1984 reference?
@@kim-hendrikmerk4163
doublespeak’s a bit different from doublethink
Undoubtedly, most lawyers and judges who've been around a few years have seen and heard crazy stuff most people wouldn't believe, even in so-called "civil" court.
It's the start of, if 1984 taught us anything it is control of language can be ultimate control.
Yeah: double-speak is one of the major reasons why definitions are often explicitly written out at the start of documents, so that those essential terms can't be double-spoken about to mean something they weren't meant to mean.
This ABSOLUTELY never gets old. I keep coming back for this EVERY. DAMN. YEAR.
It was really funny at first but about half way through the vid it gets old. It's just the same double entendre joke the whole way through. Still a great video though. Always love hid 4-1 vids
@@autodidacticartisan ah I understand if you got bored, but I thought this was funny the whole way through LOL
I tought it was funny all the way, hearing all the puns he tought of.
@@autodidacticartisan well there was the male part at the end that wasnt "the same double entendre joke"
My wife was wondering “what the hell are you watching!?”. I had to explain to her what day it was. She got a big laugh out of it.
Hopefully this gave you the insight on how to access her kitty even more efficiently
And if you’re adventurous you can look at his old April 1 videos and see if you you two can unlock the back door. Just make sure you clean everything up well before you work on it.
I am sure Mrs LPL appreciated him not redoing the ex-girlfriend and neighbors kitty to "make sure it wasn't a fluke."
au contraire, i am firmly of the suspicion that Mrs LPL is thoroughly pleased whenever LPL spends more time with his ex girlfriend's and/or his neighbor's kitty.
@@tohopesthat's nice. You could even say queenly of her.
She deserves some cakes.
The April Fool Academy Award goes to LPL for his Kitty vs Rooster unlocking comparison. AWESOME. Congratulations. :)
Check out his "back door" video from a few years ago.
Yeah!!! Awesome
Check out his "back door" video from a few years ago.
Yeah!!! Awesome
Us guys have to protect this man at all cost. He is a national treasure for so many reasons.
international*
You can protect him from us, but you can't protect us from him
International treasure
He is a national treasure, and an expert Kitty opener
After watching his videos I learned that all locks can be broken into
Over the April 1st series, this man has gone from having a tiny coq, to an 18-inch long Johnson, and now an 8 inch Rooster. I wonder if it changes depending on the weather or something?
Great video as always! Keep up the good work.🤣
I guess it depends on who he's with. You've seen evidence of three potential companions here.
I don't know about the gold digger neighbor lol
There was Shrinkage!
I've certainly found that it changes by temperature and situation. When it comes to my friends' roosters I pack a larger tool despite the easy access, especially on a warm and clear day.
I've never had much interest in getting into kitties, honestly, so I'm guessing if I ever needed to, I wouldn't use my biggest tool - god forbid I have to work in cold conditions.
It's climate change🙃
I can picture him going around town trying to find any cat or rooster diary just quietly giggling the whole time.
This man is basically a lock picking master and is just as equally masterful with his words. Absolutely his best videos of the year are these ones!!
Helps being a lawyer lol
What is this purple emoji at the end of your comment?
I have learned that being masterful with your words is one of the easiest ways to open the heart to get into a woman’s kitty... 😁
Wth does RUclips have it’s own emojis now or something
@MrHappy channel memberships most likely (like twitch subs)
Her “kitty” is furrier than my wife’s and she’s decorated it with glitter… It was at this point I spat my coffee out all over my iPad. Excellent work Mr LPL!
Mines need to groom her fur, she's still on winter time ugh
I get into my wife's kitty very often, but she prefers that i take my time. Man he must have had a crackup when writing this script.
Years ago I learned the hard way to not drink or eat anything when LPL puts up his April1 video. However I still have to reach for a tissue to dry my eyes.
Hey! Spitting is QUITTING!
I can now have a splatter-free breakfast since I have now watched this gem of a video.
Absolutely kept my cool and tried not to giggle,until he whipped out the measuring tape and started to measure the notepads🤣
Same
Don't give away the plot.
Honestly, I couldn't make it past watermelon scented
That got me 2
@@johndododoe1411 He is not giving away anything...
You are not supposed to be here before watching the video.
3:34 this is the first time ive heard him break character. It was only but a moment but its truly incredible
i was laughing the WHOLE time, your april fools jokes are always masterpieces.
I really didn't expect the end for him to pull out the male journals. Amazing
I like non-furry kitties. 😂
I tried SO HARD, to watch this like a normal video.
Much like a master lock, I failed in seconds.
@@iami3rian394ayo 🤨📸
Give this man an award.... there needs to be some kind of an award that we could give to this man, he is an absolute genius. The double entendres and innuendos were perfectly executed.
Until Mrs LPL finds out that he was inside the ex kitty again and again proofing that 6 inches is 2 more!
purrfectly exe-cute-d
@@LawpickingLocksmith if she finds out, I suspect we'll be watching the lockpickingzombie.
Waiting for LPL standup tour unlocking America (and the world)!
LPL is back at it again with the dating advices
@Don't Read My Profile Photo Dont worry i wont
Dating advice? What are you talkin about? This is just a video about a kitty with a lock on it that's all
@@RyanWaldroop and that's why you end up in thr friend zone so often.
Just kidding. All in fun and all.
Dating?🫥
I'm always excited to see LPL's April 1 video. They're so off brand to his "normal" content, but delivered in his informative cadence. Just 100% pure gold.
what's an "april one"?
@@a51mj12 April 1st, otherwise known as April Fool's Day
I wait all year for the April Fools video. This did not disappoint. Thanks for the laugh LPL
Ha ha. Brilliant!
@Don't Read My Profile Photo This is becoming stale. My suggestion is that you sell all your electronics and check yourself into the nearest home for the mentally confused.
The constant stream of innuendos delivered with a straight face is why I love this channel!
with straight hands more like it
Who's to say he had a straight face?
(Especially considering how smoothly he was handling his friends' six-inch pieces at the end.)
@@AdmiralJota I can only imagine him recording this with either troll face meme or Mr.Bean's "If you know what I mean" face meme.
One would think you'd run out of double entendres EVENTUALLY! But it's been years and you never fail to deliver! I salute Thee, LPL!
He finds a way to unlock them with ease.
When he said that the other men's notebooks were 6 inches, and then pulled out another, bigger notebook, I actually laughed out loud
Does your wife know that you are getting into your ex girlfriend's kitty? LOL Not only are you talented at picking locks, but you are a gifted writer as well! You could seriously write for a comedy show. : )
Not to mention that he got into his neighbor's kitty...
8 inches helps :D
@@krellin and money with the neighbor
No way he can write for a comedy show, he’d have to be unfunny to do that
@@rasnauf true.
The funniest part is that he's having a harder time opening these locks than other actual security locks
Possible flukes?
That's what happens when you have kitty on your mind, especially new kitty, you get a bit fumbly.
Those tight little holes can prove difficult
Again another fine hand job!
@@CTSFanSam I expect he wants to try again to prove it wasn't a fluke.
The glittered kitty requiring gold sent me 💀. Well done LPL!
absolute unit of a phrase
And reccomending to use rubber
I thought he was gonna use a bank note somehow XD
Does the glitter signifies STD?
@@half.blight or maybe the residues of "other works"
When I saw the kids diary, I choked at the thought of him saying "this kitty belongs to my daughter".
Thank god we didn't go in that direction. Otherwise, the next video would go something like "This is the lockpicking lawyer and today we are going to break out of this prison cell"
EDIT: I don't know if this amount of likes should make me happy or worried. Some of the comments people wrote are genuinely concerning 💀
I was expecting that too. Then he said it's completely smooth. And her kitty had a tight little hole.
> Yes officer, this post right here. ⬆
@@jannikheidemann3805 bro i think we need reinforcements, only one cop is not enought for this post
i don't have the key to this one, but bolt cutters can help us in this endeavor.
@@BonsleeGaming "remember,younger women's kitties are often less secure,so this is where we could introduce some brute force"
"the male equivalent is extraordinarily easy to get into"
i have to say, this is the best april 1st video yet
wave rake
.. and of course LPL has a "leCoq" eqivalent of 8" which is considered normal. All others are usually small. Man what finds and preparation that went into this video.
My April 1st highlight every year. Hope this tradition never dies.
Ahhhhh, the ICONIC April 1st LPL content! I would PAY MONEY to see the outtakes on this video. How you keep a straight face/voice is beyond me!
He's a lawyer, I think it's easy for him to hold his laughter while reading a script
Skillz
@@generalguilmon6719 That's a fair point!!
I always wonder how many takes it took for these AF videos...
I'm watching this video while I have lunch, and I almost spat out my drink when LPL said "this kitty is quite well used"
I love how he can deliver those lines the entire time with the same tone as a serious video😂😂
The power of videos....Who knows how many retakes he had to do, before he was able to complete one, without giggling like a little schoolgirl.
"When I took out a little bit of gold, it opened up surprisingly fast" is when I cracked up. Well done.
my favorite part was him saying the glittered kitty had purple on the inside
Please never change. This is the purest comedy gold.
How do you manage to find a different way to say it every year??? Keep it up! Always brings a smile to our faces!
Every year it facinates me how he can make these with a straight face. There has to be a bunch of takes involved.
He gets alot of practice keeping a straight face by talking about Masterlock locks and their "quality".
I'm sure LPL is grinning behind that camera haha
@@spacegdx You can occasionally "hear" the grin.
I’d love to hear the outtakes
April 1st is like Christmas. You go to YT, see there's an LPL video, you warn yourself not to be consuming any liquids while watching... too late! Now I've got coffee spittle all over my monitor! Thanks LPL! You never disappoint this time of year!
So refreshing that such a serious person such as LPL, has a sense of humor while totally keeping character.
He's just _so beautifully_ down right, dirty. 😂😂
Every year he does some sort of similar innuendo, and it's always the best fool's video on YT (with LTT).
wait this wasn't about cats? must have gone to the wrong ASMR channel then :)
Some straight up boomer humor lol love it
@@ColeVasco Boomer humor! Quite the poet!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love how the humor is so subtle yet so juvenile. I'm over here quietly chuckling. 😅
I'm amazed how you can do this without giggling, a true kitty entrepreneur
he probably retook it 1 million times lol
@@ethercat. I couldn't do it even trying 2 million times. That deadpan delivery, every year. If he weren't a lawyer or lock expert, he could do voice acting.
He probably started recording this om April 2 last year and it took him all year to get through !
Perhaps you meant a kitty connoisseur? He seems to know a lot about kitties and what to look for in a good one. 😅
@@reverse_engineered Sure did 😄
sound alone is pure gold.
this man tosses minds into the gutter with soo much talent.
Definitely something to be played in the cubicle farm at the office! 😅
I don’t think any of you appreciate just how much work goes into making nearly every line a double entendre
Depends on how deep in the gutter your mind is...
If you're a father this is all completely natural.
@@seanembry6438
¿Third?
@@seanembry6438
Uh... Ok.
I nearly spit my drink out right at the end there man. That genuinely caught me off guard haha. Look forward to these every year!
April 1 never disappoints, though I was waiting for a "let's do that again so you can see that it wasn't a fluke" with the Glitter Kitty.
I guess getting into 3 different kitties within 5 minutes left LPL a bit frazzled from his usual video script.
LPL didn't have any more gold.
I thought he was going to access the Glitter Kitty with a folded up $20 bill.
He didn't have any more rubber to cover his tool with.
A new classic is born! He does this yearly to prove it wasn't a fluke.
This feels like an educational video about "bees and flowers" created for beginner locksmiths
The locks and picks?
I have been following this channel for years and I have just one question
How could you not love this man?
When you're "Master Locks" CEO.
I lost it when that tape read 8". Well done, LPL. As ever, April 1st was well worth the wait.
While the measurement has improved significantly from his video five years ago, when he had a two-inch Coq, it's also decreased quite a bit from two years ago, when he had an eighteen-inch Johnson.
@@mhfuzzball literal character arc
Man, I’ll never get tired of LPL’s April Fool’s day videos, they’re all classics!
My wife has ZERO interest in his videos 364 days a year, but on april 1, she asks me "Has he made a new april fools video" and watches it with me.
the writing on this one is an absolute masterpiece worthy of awards
I literally cried with laughter. What I have to confess is both my kids asked to watch this video based on the thumbnail. I then had to negotiate the questions that ensued. Really wasn't prepared for that 😅
I swear to God he put more effort into this than he does every other normal video combined 😂
To be fair, he has a whole year to think about it, and might even keep a few ideas on the backburner for longer. Either way, it's effort well spent.
This is the most ingenious piece of self-censorship I have ever heard, hiding the nastiest true meaning... Sir, your vocal delivery skills are truly superb. I strongly suspect this won't get demonetized. And you do something like this EVERY year?
yes every, at least since I watch him (3 years). Ex's dirty backdoor one was the best :)
oh he even linked all of them in pinned comment (5 of them, this is 6th)
Getting into my wife's beaver was amazing xD
Looking into too many Kitties is what got me in trouble in the first place 🐱
Sometimes the tool finds too many glitter kitties and gets too curious for its own good.
One at a time please.
It ended you up next to a shotgun?
why?
can anyone tell me what the glitter refers to?
"They are kept closed unless you get first into their hearts."
AWWWWWW!! 😂😂
my exact reaction
Hol up
As a first time LPL april fools viewer this had me howling. How is it even possible he said all that with a clear monotoned voice, I'm dying XD
oooh, you HAVE to go back in time to watch more of this!
I highly recommend all the past episodes.
Be sure, your mouth is empty and best is to sit on the floor. Avoids falling off the chair.
What gets me is how he can deliver this monologue rich with double-meanings seemingly in one take.
You definitely need to check out previous years then! They involved beavers and back doors if my memory serves me right!
He isn't human. Is the only explanation.
How you don’t wind up in the doghouse every April 1 is beyond me…
I bet she helps out.
Bro she loves it... All chicks like they're man to tell how they have a sweet kitty 😂
@PURGE2--{u}--NITE IDK man, a few years ago was all about getting into his ex's back door.
@@thomasborders6882 that's like a must nowadays. These modern chicks prefer that now. Yea everything is all backwards now.
That's the thing: he does
Let's thank LPL for his dedication and sacrifice each year 🫡
LPL never disappoints on April Fools. I was rolling the entire time. Although, I think that may be the last time his neighbor lends him anything.
“Excessive use, huh?”
I love that you can do this whole thing completely deadpan.
I can't help but wonder how many takes it took to get through this without busting out laughing lol
knowing this guy...one take. it was one.
@@isaackvasager9957 no the first one should be a fluke so it would be two takes.
I guarantee he died watching it back, but I cannot guarantee he wasn't smiling the whole time.
as a lawyer he has exprirence holding back emotions till after the task is done
@@NeonDripKitty That's a damn good point, lol. Still... a LPL outtakes video from all his April Fools Day shoots would be EPIC! 🤣
Another year, another video that had my sides splitting. Give this man a medal for all the clever uses of innuendos and especially for soldiering on without cracking up once! 😂😂😂
Now ***THAT'S SOLDERING!***
The thought of LPL going to the store and choosing out the right Kitty lockable notebook makes me chuckle way too hard xD
Hahaha😂😂😂❤
2:01 "[...] And that's because they're kept closed unless you first get into their hearts."
OBJECTION your honor !
One of the few people who makes April 1st content that's actually good.
As soon as I woke up this morning, my first thought was “April 1……LPL!”
And as usual, I was not disappointed. Masterful job as always.
Right there with you.
it is the ONLY April 1 i look forward to.
This was SO much better than expected.
If he wasn't a successful lawyer, businessman, OR RUclipsr, he could be a comedy writer.
An engineer, and just general grunt work (welding, machining, etc) aren't beyond him either.
And of course, master thief, were he so inclined. There's not much he couldn't accomplish, I don't think.
I think it's worth mentioning you should inspect the hole and decide on the angle you're going to come in from. Then you should take your tool, check that it's in good working order, free from fouling and deformation.
Being careful not to grip it too tightly, insert the tool into the hole. Don't worry if it doesn't work straight away, you may need to jiggle it about or withdraw and start again. I find a good position is helpful, one that is comfortable and allows you to get on with it with the minimum of fuss. The kitchen table is ideal, it also allows you to have a mug of tea (or beverage of choice) at hand while you're working. Ms. E. though isn't so keen and asks me to why I have to have my vice on the dinner table, and is worried it might leave marks and isn't hygienic. However, you'll often find me hunched over the table, deep in concentration, oblivious to my wife's moans, probing away with my tool.
Thanks
This comment to honestly left me breathless
April 1 is quickly becoming my favorite day of the year. LPL and LTT nail it every year.
i usually dont care for the LTT joke video but this year was hilarious
LTT?
@@JesseG085 Linus Tech Tips, they do an Fool's joke every year as well
@@JesseG085 Linus Tech Tips, its a channel that reviews computer stuff and various other electronics
@@westonstauffer8894 @Fhang Media Thanks! I'll check it out.
Well this takes the expression ‘Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty’ to a whole new level.
How about "Kitty wants some milk?"
3:23
You're definitely gonna catch some heat for that one, saying you suspect you could get in your ex's kitty fairly regularly. 😂😂😂
That end gag got me good. Never gonna get tired of these april fools vids
Lockpickinglawyer never disappoints. So many lazy April Fools videos, but this man always gives us more than we deserve
Above and beyond. :o)
I lost it once the "men's equivalent" came out. You have made my day. 😄
i realized april fools day was coming up a few days ago and my first thought was “I can’t wait to see what lock picking lawyer comes out with “. i was not disappointed 😂
I physically dropped my needle when he started "peeking into the kitty folds"
This is the educational content I’ve waited an entire year for.
I haven't watched this channel for a few months but today I realized "oh crap, yesterday was April Fool's." and went straight to this channel. It's good to see old habits die hard.
LPL's innuendo game is on point today!
every year!
My mind is in the gutter 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
5:07 DAM, MY MAN'S PACKING
I can't believe he made this video without cracking up. I would die laughing and cut up the video and stitch it together. He did it all in one take
3:45 sounds like a cut
He probably rehearsed it so many times, it wasn't funny to him anymore.
@@romangiertych5198 nope
I wanna see bloopers! There's no way this man doesn't crack on like the first 7 takes
Outtakes!!, Outtakes!!, Outtakes, EVERYONE VOTE FOR OUTTAKES.
always impressed how serious you manage to stay
i couldn't get one sentence of this whole joke without laughing
It only took 37 retakes to pull it off. 😂
I'm not sure how you keep one upping yourself every year but I look forward to next year.
Mrs LPL pre-approves these April first skits. That’s the only way LPL survives these.
Well we know one thing, he's packing.
And we also know he has fine motor skills, so there’s that. “One click out of one…” 😂
That’s my thought… she has to, or he’s in the doghouse around this time every year!
@@drunkndisorderly83 but getting permission first is a lot less lethal in this case
Pfff the fact that half of humanity is uptight about content such as this is exactly WHY we have this content.
The "Getting into my Ex's backdoor" was GREAT!!!
LPL never disappoints
This is genius on so many levels. And all shot in 1 take.
The fact that the glitter kitty lock took more time than some MasterLocks and electronic locks (which were cracked open by a magnet) tells a lot :D
I'm sure he could have gotten into them faster, but you should always take your time and be gentle when getting into a woman's kitty.
@@reverse_engineered The first time always takes extra time and care
Consistently the best April fool's day content on YT
Been a damn long time since I've seen this many kitties.
"This can happen with excessive use". This man is a comedy legend.
I got this in my recommendations. This is basically my introduction to this channel. I regret nothing!