*Disney Descendants 2 and 3* - one GOOD, one BAD
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which descendants movie is good and which one needs work? Let's talk about it
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Descendants 1: mom issues
Descendants 2: boyfriend issues
Descendants 3: daddy issues
Life in a nutshell. Issues upon issues.
Right!???
Louise Larsson all 3 is about mal
4 issues with even more issues
spyrominer yeah. We know.
"I can't believe they did nothing with the male characters, is that how women feel?" Oh Dylan.
yes, yes it is
Kenny Oretga probably worked with a lot of feminists while directing this movie
@@saylorgrey1029 ... I'd hope they were feminists that made the movie
@@charlietrelawney6867 the show kind of crappy so hopefully not😂
Sorry not trying to pick a fight but. (Its a kids show ) so that’s an excuse to be lazy
“hE’s trYinG tO dO a scOtTisH aCcEnT”
*Thomas Doherty; A Scottish man*
“...”
Olivia Black LITERALLY
I was like bro that's literally his accent
Exactly 😂
@Olivia Black at this point he’s just reading out the words on the script.
He’s part of the Irish diaspora too (Doherty is an exclusively Irish surname so his family likely went over in one of the various crisis England caused)
okay but can we just talk about how Audrey's crown is SOOOO much better and prettier then bens burger king crown?
Somehow I read that as “bean’s” and I think that’s his new name now
@@weirdo625i read it like that too 😭
Uma: *sings an entire song about her name*
Dylan: Urma, or whatever her name was
Indigo I WAS GONNA SAY THAT 😂
Indigo the disrespect
I was looking for this comment!
That’s how you can tell he just skips through the movies and doesn’t actually watch them fully.
Giving me Carrie the musical vibes😂
I'm so confused, Mal isn't even a human. Maleficent is a fairy and Hades is a god, so is she a demi-fairy??? Why doesn't she have horns or flame hair? Is she immortal? Why do I dedicate so much of my time thinking about this?
Alana Brown she’s like a Demigod so why doesn’t she have powers is my question
Exactly, and maleficent is literally powerful, and so is hades. She should be so powerful considering her parents are.
If Mal has children with Ben, what will they be? It's obvious he has the beast genes in him, but he literally got turned into one in the third one. Does this mean he's more beast than he originally was? So the theoretical kids would be part god, fairy, beast, AND human? WHAT does that look like? What if one of them comes our with fur and horns???
@@ponderingmyexistence3884 just thinking about it makes me more confused.
With Mal having no power like maleficent did and hades too. I guess if they have a baby it would be full on just human and powerless.
I mean mal can become a dragon and have a spellbook that anyone can use.
That moment when you realize Mal is Nico’s half sister😑
Uma: Literally sings an entire song about her name
Dylan: Urma or whatever her name is
Uma: am I a joke to you?
JMasters ofended honestly
my name is literally uma
Let me legally change my name to Uma now
Shhhhh.... her name is.... SHRIMPY!!!! 🤣🤣
HE MISSED THE CHANCE TO SAY "instead of her following her heart to evil, she followed her heart to evie"
THANK YOU
I was SCREAMING that while doing dishes like 😭😭😭
I sincerely doubt he knows her name
Finally someone says smth about this
Let’s be realistic here😂 there’s no way he knows the characters names.
“I’m not surprised....but I’m still disappointed.” -Dylan 2020
@Kristian Alexis I needed that, thankyou
@Kristian Alexis maaan people get so easily triggered in todays society its so annoying💀
@@iii_avxaxqxxx7848 are you Nigerian? Your surname sounds Nigerian
@@awonugadamilola3655 hell yeahh, I live in Canada now tho.
😂😂the disappointment and disgust in his face
"who put their fishing rod into that octopussy?"
yes officer, this man right here.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
my mom was in my room when that part came on and she just stared at me 💀😭
😂😂😂
@@kelbyyeager1918 sue dylan for emotional distress
“He really has top end fashion in this”
Well he is Cruella De Vil’s son and she was obsessed with fashion
Meco Ben Moha Oo true never thought of it that way
Wow, good point. He should've been the one with the fashion storyline instead of Evie
propogandalf That would’ve been great!
propogandalf Yeah that’s honestly a good idea. But do you think Disney would do that any time this century.
propogandalf yes, but Evie’s mom (Evil queen) was obsessed with her looks.
"Oh how quickly the absentee father is forgiven" was such a raw line, Dylan lmao
I feel like the real reason Dylan bullies Ben about his knees so much is because deep down, he's insecure about his own knees
Yeah he is
Ah yes, projection
Yes
I don't think anyone likes their own knees, tbh.
LMAOOO
I also was wondering why Ben is the king at 16. His dad is very much alive.
i been thinking the same thing like.. and then they got engaged when they were what ? 17 ? confused
@@mariellenichols7310 Snow White got married at 14
There’s not age limit to when a new king can raise some become kings at 6 or maybe even at 4 and if the king wants to retire than the oldest child would get to become king Ben being the only child he can become king
Ikr
Yeah.. he inherited the crown at 16 but his dad was elected king?
Funny story: Disney had to disable comment for "The space between" on RUclips because people proclaimed it a lesbian anthem
Brittany Byrnes was that the reason? I thought the comments were disabled because of RUclips’s new policy for children’s media to disable all comments
but are they wrong? it kind of is
Neeeeeddd Disney lesbian princess but never gonna happen becuase it curved away from the 'gaston' love thing soooo
Does Disney have an issue with same sex relationships?
Tyler Hershey - have u seen chad and ryan lmao
Space Between was originally written as a love song between Mal and Ben. They changed absolutely nothing about it and gave it to Mal and Evie.
I refuse to believe it's not still a love song.
man I ship them so hard
As much as I ship Mal and Evie, I'm baffled by this choice on a creative level. The movie prior had most Mal and Ben moments when he was cursed. He continued to pretend to be cursed, arrogantly (like Chad, who is condemned for his bravado) assuming that she roofied him because she fell for him (and was okay with that), instead of confronting and having an earnest relationship onwards. This movie would be the perfect chance for us to see them as a functioning couple and this song would have solidified that. It would make Mal's inner conflict a lot more compelling.
And they give it to her best friend? Someone who, earlier in the film, dismissed her issues with their new lives? Why not make the cannon pairing better? I don't think Ben and Mal even have a song/duet just for themselves.
Well, back to Evie and Mal fanfiction then. Tbf I never liked Mal and Ben anyway. Forced romance if I ever saw it.
its not a love song
@@jasperremains8984 it originally was one, which is why we’re saying it probably still is. Mal’s actor actually wanted Mal and Evie to be in a relationship
@@slasherscrews doesnt matter what dove wanted it would have never worked. im queer and some of my friends are 2. the evie n mal are just friends, that is like the sterotype that me n my guy bffs cant be friends bcz i a genderfluid person look fem n they are a guy. by thoses standards
no one:
not a soul:
disney: *mals purple wig changing every movie*
Not to mention the purple wig with the blue and yellow dress. Clash is so bad
Yeah well in the third movie it makes sence, cause the purple wig has a little bit of blue in it as well, it represents Mal reuniting with her dad and accepting who she is and who her family and roots are.
To be fair, if I had magic powers, I would probably change my hair constantly.
@@klaralouth5801 sense*
I like it.
The fact that Maleficent and Hades hooked up in this universe is so fucking insane.
You obviously never Micky House of Villens.
Back then i was like "holy crap, disney descendants is better that Ever After High" srsly tho what was i thinking, EAH is way better despite it being animated and for kids. And the storyline is better. They don't show their parent's partner, like for Maleficent's daughter they didn't show who her father is, they just showed maleficent and her daughter.
Mike Law lol, I used to watch that show on ToonDisney when I was a kid. That shit blew my mind back then too! 😂
De Deb EaH looks more entertaining than Descendants tbh
@@simpleplanfan011 and EAH actually has a plot where the protagonist Apple White was supposed to be saved by her "soul mate" Daring Charming by true love kiss, but she was actually saved by Darling Charming wich is Daring's sister😂
'Is that how women felt?'
Yeah, pretty much. Being the token characters to represent your whole gender without being given any arc except a romance sucks.
lol the Hobbit anyone?? What a joke
Just based on context clues it’s pretty clear that Carlos was abused by Cruella physically and emotionally, it also seems like based on their interactions in the first movie that Cruella wanted Carlos to be completely dependent on her so that he wouldn’t be able to survive without her.
In the books, it is confirmed that he was. Really saddening.
@@obsessedwithimagination There's books?
@@sweetytweety1671 Yep, by Melissa De La Cruz! I think there’s like four books. Hope you enjoy!
Those books are so good
@@obsessedwithimagination omg I can't believe I missed you're reply!! Belated thank you!!❤❤
Descendants 2 is unmatched. “What’s my name?” A banger.
My favorite song from Descendants 3 is "queen of mean" but I think "what's my name" is better
Yeah China ruled that omg 😆
IKR?? but he's trashing it so far and its breaking my heart😭
a bop
Every song where Ben *isn’t* “singing” is a good song 😂😂
*scottish man having a scottish accent*
Dylan: oh he’S tRyInG aN acCeNt hUh
What can Dylan know about scottish accent after the love island series 😂
He's Irish tho... No? Wait..
before the dark Nah he's Scottish :)
before the dark he’s definitely Scottish
@@ltna15 oh wow when he was in the lodge I thought he said he was Irish or something lmao
“he’s trying to do an accent” thomas doherty: *is scottish*
bella issa yeah. Isn’t he also somewhat British? Cause ik he was on the lodge which was originally a UK show
@@youngroyals4350 if you're Scottish, you're British. Scotland is in Britain.
I was just about to comment this haha
Maks Tracy shows how much I know 😂 thanks
@@youngroyals4350 Where did you think Scotland was? Not trying to be funny or mean just curious.
I love that Dylan went a whole three movies without realizing the water for the enchanted lake could dispel curses...
EXACTLY
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!!
I love how he’s being disgusted by Uma being a octopus when he told everyone he got turned on my Ursula when he was younger 💀
My thoughts exactly, lmao
😂😂😭
I was just thinking this lmao
I‘m wheezing I just got flashbacks
He's hugely attracted to drag queens confirmed
Descendants are one of those movies where I know they're bad and cringe a lot but I still enjoy them immensely. Also the songs are bangers and no one can convince me otherwise.
This is how I feel about them. I loved the first one so much but will marathon them all if I need a pick me up
I had to watch them because I loved the concept. But I didn’t watch them until all of them had come out and I’m so glad I did because I watched them all in one night. Did I have to lower my standards? Yes. Did I laugh at the cringe in certain parts of ALL of the movies? Absolutely. But do I also jam out to Ways to be Wicked? You damn right I do. And I constantly watch commentaries on them because it’s a way to watch them without having to actually watch the movies.
you just summed up Disney Channel
I am so glad someone else feels the same way, now I won't feel so awkward when I watch them.
Same. The songs were as much bangers as there were plot holes.
“Do dress makers get paid that well in this world?”
Dylan it’s a disney movie, princesses have like 3 different outfit wardrobe changes in a movie
Ikr they be like “opp outfit for every mood😜” then five seconds later “opp back to the wardrobe 😜😜”
When dresses are your only outfit choice they be making a lot more than you think
And dresses are expensive and with how many people in that kingdom
And in Disney there's royalty
Of course
guys...PLEASE don't make Mal upset...
she WILL stab a cardboard box with a pencil...she is terrifying
Well, Mal was actually creating air holes in the box that Maleficent as a lizard was in. They didn’t really explain it very well.
“He’s trying on an accent, he’s trying the Jack Sparrow thing”
No Thomas is just Scottish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@I eat worms yea
Wow that really sounded like a fake accent
@I eat worms Nah lol, if you watch interviews hes actually scottish
Maybe it sounded like he was trying to have an accent because he actually was. Just an American one.
@@brigard_brick1952 wait u men's he was trying to be american or his american lol
dylan: “who put their fishing rod into that octop**sy?”
me: “i’m not surprised...but i’m still disappointed”
Same 😂😔
Lmao that is too true, I was surprised that he liked that joke 🤧🤭
xD it made me gigglesnort so i guess different forms of humor xD
😂
Dylan: "Oh he's trying an accent"
Thomas Doherty having been born and raised in Scotland: "Am I a joke to you"
Lauren Muncie ikr, smh my head.
Becca Reid shaking my head my head?
Jess Phillips ye that’s the joke.
Becca Reid shit, now I’m the dumbass
I’m in love with Thomas Doherty like when he was Sebastian in Legacies 🥵
I love how he glosses over the fact that they actually murdered cotton candy girl and then had Hades bring her back from the dead 💀
wait THAT'S what they're doing??? I just thought she was in a magical coma or something😭😭
@@joelledieduksmantechnically yes since the septer put her in under a sleeping spell
The irony of him calling Uma “Erma” when she just sang the song “What’s my Name?” cracked me up 🤣
Icy Hot 😂
Lmaoo
I smell a reference
I always get it mixed with Uma Therman lmao
Should have said it louder, I guess. 🤷
the "love triangle" between Uma, Mal and Ben is also a play on what Ursela did to Prince Eric after she turned into a human
Why did I never realize thatttttt
@@heidikennard5365 lol I realized it as I watched this video
How did I not see this???
I dont realy see it
Oh I just got it
I’m still mad that Disney made hades bad. In actual Greek theology he’s not bad and in terms of behaviour he’s arguably one of the best of the Greek god, he just became king of the underworld (which despite being often compared to hell actually isn’t similar at all bc its just the afterlife where all ppl go) bc his brothers took all the other lands so he had nothing else.
Aaron Daniel
Exactly! Zeus was WAY worse than Hades.
All Hades did was collect souls, which was his job!
I KNOW RIGHT! I'm so PISSED! Hes not bad!
THANK YOU! No one has ever agreed with me on this. And besides hades was mostly happily married to Persephone and made her his queen and was mostly faithful to her (like he let her kill the 2 people he cheated on her with and they didn’t have kids) like even though hades and Persephone didn’t have children they were still happy and he wouldn’t have a demon child with Maleficent
And all of the punishments in Greek mythology to dead people are Zeus’ or some other gods idea. He was a good guy
but he still kidnapped and assaulted Persephone, not as bad as most of the other gods, but i wouldnt exactly call him good either
Yea ikr?
You know it’s Disney when:
- the characters have weird hair colours
- lack of character development
- fake laughing all the time
- talking animals
- singing every two seconds
- bad CGI
- a laugh track after every line (apparently not in Descendants tho)
- plot doesn’t make sense
Heavily queer coded villain-type characters **cough** Evie, Mal, Harry, Jay, Gil, honestly even Hades himself **cough**
Correction: You know it’s modern Disney when…
Poor acting too
@@Adenon.Wstop projecting
@@morganmatthews2222They aren't projecting, a lot of those characters are VERY queer coded.
And fun fact i heard: "space between" was originally a love sont between mal and ben, but they changed it to Evie and Mal and didnt change anything else about the song.
We have a gay-dar
And i do not see how people can't see it
Just wondering why he doesn’t get Disney+ at this point
Omg that's so true
Nidhi Patel literally i just watched film 3 on the app just now so i could watch this video lmaoo
Omg yea could you imagine all the great commentaries he could do on old Disney channel movies. I would love that.
disney+ has that anti-screenshot tech that doesn't allow recordings or screenshots of their content. I wouldn't be surprised if dylan didn't want to deal with that so he just watched them on youtube
Ramsha Imam but it’s all from his computer so i’m sure he could get a third party screen recorder bc even netflix doesn’t let you screenshot on mobile but he’s done many videos of films on netflix. even youtube movies doesn’t let you screenshot paid films on mobile so he must be ok.
“Zero people were stabbed so I have to give this series an F.” I agree. 100%. Always an F without stabbing.
Melissa Romanoff 67% Cameron is in it
You should play Detroit become human
Naty Fidelio *28* STaB wOunDS!!!
@@natutw71 I have. It's amazing. 28 stab wounds. Also I killed Kara. Didn't mean to, I'm just stupid
Melissa Romanoff nooo
Jay's only arc in the third movie was flirting with Gaston's son.
Exaaactly!
lmao thats the only thing i remembered after I watched that movie
careful disney might try to pass that off as representation
he got together with loni Dylan never showed it though and let her be captain of the team
@@engagingathena9965 BAHAHAA
Fun fact the guy telling Mal,”You work it girl” is actually Lumière.☺️
The candle??
@@meka94 yes!!!!
What!!😮
Wait really?
“Who put their fish pole in that octopussy”
Let’s not discuss that joke
I'm unsubscribing after that joke
Genuinely?!?
i feel like i’m the only one who lowkey giggled 😂
He was so proud of it too 😔
Come ooon that was good admit it
Uma: has a whole song about her name
Dylan: 'urma or whatever her name is'
Right I was like how does he not know this its one of my favorites also hearing mess up her name is hilarious
Yeah not only does Carlos have the best fashion sense, but he’s also the best dancer, at least in my opinion
Makes sense considering Cameron Boyce was an actual dancer.
@@KDsage123 Agreed
Facts.
I'm so sad he's gone he was my favorite character
Someone said it would've make more sense if Carlos was the one who loves designing clothes like Evie. And Evie will be the one who tries it on.
BESIDES DOUG i think everyones hair in movie 3 got a lot better
1. evie's looks very sleek and professional
2. THANK GOD for the blue tones in mals hair it makes it so much better looking, I think the black roots also really compliment it
3. camerons and boo boo's hair is majestic per usual
4. I really like the copper tone they picked for celias hair
5. hades is hades so he gets an automatic pass
6. as much as I hate to say it, audreys hair looks really good with the mutli-coloration, both the cotton candy one but especially the "evil audrey" weave (I know the weave is super obvious but its pretty)
7. again, hate to say it, but chad looks better with long hair
8. uma's hair looks great I kinda liked it better in 2 but its still consistent (I think they hired a black haired stylist for this movie which is awesome)
With 7 I absolutely agree, he looks WAY better with the long hair. Though it being short in the first movie makes sense to me for some reason. Like, Chad having longer hair doesn't suit his characterisation in the first movie. Idk how to really explain it but I hope you kinda get what I mean.
I have to disagree, it think lots of the hair was better but I hated how professional and instagrammy the main girls hairs became. In the second and third movie, Evie and mal look like they just came out of an LA hairdressers, they literally gave mal Ohio curls. In the first movie I genuinely preferred all of the women's hair. It just felt more real and less wig like (though I adore uma's hair in the second movie)
Though I def agree that chad looks better with long hair
And then there's just Doug, WHY did they allow that 😭😭 he looks like he's 45 and balding
Doug looked like a ped O in the third movie and no one can convince me other wise
The thing i hated the most about Descendants is that it became the Mal show. It was supposed to be about the Villain kids but they managed to give Mal center stage in not 1, not 2 but 3 movies! 3! Where it's all about her struggles. It's called Descendants not Malcendants
Right
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fr tho🙄
Dylan (referring to Ben) : He’s got a kidnapping kink or something....cause that really got to him... Me: Does Dylan forget that Ben’s parents are Belle and the Beast. The whole movie is about a girl falling in love with her captor.😂😂
👏
Oop-
Oh my
Oh my God...
@@javencummins1426 I automatically read this in a George Takei voice
Dylan on every single commentary: possibility of murder and lesbian romance
Ljubica Petruševska wouldn’t be a Dylan video without it😂😂
Honestly we need a movie about a lesbian couple that are assassins completely directed and produced by Dylan, thank you and good night.
Killing Eve would really be perfect for him
Lilly The Neko yass
@@mathildahaddock2758 yes!! exactly what I was thinking
Personally I enjoyed how he was like "oh! he's trying a captain hook accent?!?!?? 🤨" and the actor's just Scottish lmaoo
“is that how women feel?” yes dylan, yes.
but with almost every film... even the “good” ones 😭
Fucking true *sigh*
This is so true, and a really serious comment. Yes. Women barely have the representation of good character arcs in most movies, and if they do, it's usually sexualized and objectified in some way. This movie might be bad, but at least it represents some much needed rep, especially for the audience it targets.
@@sapirenglard8802 you should totally watch Agents of Shield!! They have consistently strong and independent women and poc who aren’t oversexualized and are total badasses
Timestamp please?
“If my mother thought that way, she would’ve lost the war”
That’s a FACT. Without Mulan, China would’ve lost the war. And his comeback is “okay”😂
Dylan: he’s trying to do an accent
Thomas Doherty: is Scottish
Catherine Meadows I was looking for this comment haha
@@annaaldrin same
I hoped someone would comment this so I didn't have to lol.
hahaha i was going to comment this because i was like oop-
someone once meant i was speaking a foreign languge and it mustve been so hard to lern ...
Me: a german speaking well german
Honestly I was more invested in Mal and Evies friendship than Mal and Ben's "relationship"
“He’s trying an accent” Thomas is Scottish, that is his real accent.
Holly Francis I thought he was British
m0._.m0 Scotland is in Britain, so you are right!😄
I first saw him in Legacies and thought that was his real accent. And when I heard him speak with his real Scottish accent it sounded so weird 😅
lmaoooooo
Laya-Rose oh haha sorry I’m stupid
Dylan’s definition of a villain: stabs people all the time
Dylan in every movie commentary: STAB THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Conclusion: Dylan is a Villain
Dylan is a vilain
Oh oh oh
Dylaaan
Dylan is a villain
Oh oh oh
Dylaaan
Dylan is
Dylan is a villain
😂 I love how that rhymes! It's kinda catchy ngl
Evelin Nagy I literally sang that.
Chilling like a Dylan
Youuuhouuuuu
His next spinoff channel title
Uma: has a song dedicated to her name
Dylan: "Urma, or whatever her name is"
9:05
Hahah he did the same with Gaston in Beauty and the Beast😂😂 he kept messing up his name
Like Smurf😂🤦
Lmfaooo
What's my name what's my name
Dylan: Urma
Dove Cameron has said that she thought that Mal was pansexual and was always in love with Evie. Space Between was also suppose to be a love song for Mal and Ben but they gave it to Evie and Mal instead, makes me think the directors ship it too 😂
LMAO
*Dylan crushing on Sofia Carson without knowing it for 48 minutes*
He’s jealous of Doug that’s why he hates him
Haha yes
@@deplamarijke2555 the worst part is, if he actually was w her in there, he would be Doug 😭
I mean, who wouldn’t?
I mean she’s Latina 💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
The disappointment on Dylan's face when he saw what Ben actually looked like as a beast. Lol.
JaSha Evans it was fucking horrible I was in tears 😭😭😭😭😂🤣
I know!! When he first realized Ben turned, I was desperately yelling at the screen to not get his hopes up lol
JaSha Evans I felt it too tbfh.
Honestly, that was my face too when I saw that freaking beast
I thought that was just him screaming🤭
The beast costume for our school play genuinely looked better than Ben's 😭
Audrey could have been the best villain of this Trilogy. Instead, they made her stand around waiting for the main characters to progress the plot. Sigh, if only I could be a Disney writer, what I could do.
Frr
Exactly. Audrey literally had Maleficent's staff and she could've easily destroyed the world or something. But noooo. All the writers made her do was stand in a corner and do evil laughs and groans until the last 10-15 minutes of the movie.
@@shanesunil fr and the Queen Of Mean song was hella good but she barely did shit after that
@@Vkpz Yes. That's the ONLY good song in Descendants 3. The rest were unnecessary. Do you by any chance watch Alex Meyers? He summarizes and reviews entire movies and for this movie, he said that there were more songs than story/plot( He also compared this with the previous 2 - like there was more plot than songs in part 1 and in part 2, it was more balanced). Also, it made no sense how or why Drizzy(was that Lady Tremaine's granddaughter's name?) was kidnapped by Audrey. Queen Of Mean and Evil Like Me from Descendants are my favourite songs.
@@shanesunil true it just feels like they just gave up on the plot for descendants 3 and just slapped some songs to make up for it lol.
“I’m not surprised but I’m still disappointed” basically me towards 2020
Dylan: “You’re the most boring villain. She’s just chilling in one location the entire time?”
Me: “So she’s chillin like a villain?” 😏
the most evil thing in the whole trilogy was Hades leaving Mal since her mom was so awful, and saying it built character
"She's soooo evil, I'll-" (checks notes) "leave my daughter with her and dip." Yeah.
This trilogy would probably be really good if it were aimed at an older audience. A few deaths, some blood, real battle scenes and songs without the Disney censoring on the lyrics. It would be great.
And if Mal and Evie actually were a couple
they're censoring the lyrics? that they wrote?
@@belenbarria568 how would that make it good?
Truly I think it would of been so much better
@@craigime Dunno, but their chemistry would still be better than Mal and Benjamin's
Uma: Sings a song about her name.
Dylan: Says her name wrong.
He hurt my feelings 😂😂😂
Villains: do something wrong
Villains: *are locked in a freaking island*
Princess: do something wrong
People: nah its fine.
i love that hades brings that up in d3
@@saf78280!!! exactly, i hate that whole idea and stereotype, it's disgusting
that is true
But princess does it because of the king and the future queen(lizard's daughter)
Audrey definitely should've gotten punishment
i appreciate the fact that dylan could sense the chemistry between mal and evie
i love how dylan thinks that anyone who's not American is just trying an accent, like Harry, yet completely misses the people actually doing American accents, like Ben. Both actors are Scottish and Australian respectively
@SxmplyRaxvnclzw IKR when i found out i literally was so shocked lol
he bought the dude from the liar vampire movie was faking an accent too 😂
@SxmplyRaxvnclzw Fun fact: Mitchell Hope and Jin from Bts knew each other when Jin was studying in Australia. Idk how I know thet but it’s a cool fact tho
@@gwynzynoodles2553 that’s such an oddly specific yet very intriguing fact
@@gwynzynoodles2553 excuse mee?
Hook: *literally JUST enters scene*
Dylan: "OOOh Hello angry pirate"
"YES pleaseee"
"You are moody I like it"
me with any man bc of my daddy issues lol
@@mikaylafletcher4149 PSKSJSK SAME
The actor who plays Hook's son is Scottish, so the accent he uses for his character is his actual accent.
Honestly my only real criticism of this movie is that it could have been so much darker, and it would have been a great movie. They wouldn't even have to change much! I've seen videos of the same songs applied to a darker situation and it was 100x better. It was how I found this movie to begin with actually, I was like 'oh this song is really cool, what's it from?' Then just 'oh..'
Did you see animatics? Curious because I'd like to see these darker situations.
Dylan: “I wanna see the cgi beast, it’s gonna be so beautiful”
Me who as already seen the movie and knew what the beast really is like: UFFFFFF I’m so sorry for Dylan
He didn't mean actually beautiful, Dylan knew it would be a mess, as in beautifully bad
Sarcasm
Tbh I actually hate CGI
Inês Martinho i read breast at first 💀
"It's hard to be something that I'm not"
Dylan: "A good dancer?"
*I'M WEAK* 🤣🤣
Dylan: this is a kids movie
Also Dylan: I haven’t seen a single person get stabbed
ahem Tangled
coughs mulan
@@kacoss4313 😂
To be fair there are some kids films with stabbings.
Chokes...Tangled!
Honestly, the books (especially the first one) were pretty good. I remember the first one having a little more edge to it, and fun fact, Mal used to bully Evie.
SHE DID???
@@realestsienna yes, long story short, for Evie's fourth birthday, she (and her mom), invited every kid except Mal (yeah bad thing to do considering Maleficent's story).
So Maleficent didn't appreciate and banned Evie and her mom (so basically they were secluded in a castle for ten years).
Then Maleficent send Mal and her crew (Carlos and Jay) to find her scepter, and she told her to bring Evie. The person who would touch Maleficent scepter would sleep for 100 years, so Mal wanted Evie to take the scepter. But during the trip, she took a liking on Evie and took the scepter herself. Because she was blood related to the owner, she slept like five minutes.
But yeah, during the time Evie was secluded, Mal used to throw her color bomb. And when she was released by Maleficent, Mal was still angry and continue to bully her.
@@sophielem59 wow 😭 i did not know that. not surprising tho.
“Bully” she was literally exiled 😂😭
Evie: we haven’t used the L word yet
Me: you haven’t told him that you and Mal are lesbians
Right like that is so true
mal's bi tho
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@@rvndezv0us112 wait really?
greentiger well Dove Cameron’s bi but I think Mal is as well cuz....I just get that vibe from her 😂😂
22:58 "he's got a kidnapping kink.." I mean.. He is the son of Beast and Belle.. ya know how that story went XD
Stockholm syndrome chefs kiss
Omg so true
Technically, beast didn’t kidnap her... just held her hostage. It was Belles idea to swap her dad for her... I mean, still not great but not kidnap...
This needs more attention
And he did know about the love potion and ran with it.
I would love so much if he commented the Barbie movies
Oh my god yes
I LITERALLY WAS GOING TO SAY THIS BUT U BEAT ME TO IT
Alix Hudspeth Yes this needs to happen!
Yasss!!!!
but the old ones with bad animations but A+ plots
"who put their fishing rod in that octopussy" so outta pocket and so funny
Disney- *is for kids*
Dylan- WHY HASNT ANYONE DIED YET?!!!!!!!
I mean, in Tangled, the Male lead was stabbed and died. And, Disney do have a track record of killing off nearly every parent in their movies
EdgeofaBlade Yeah disney always has a theme of death. It’s not bad though
Lindsey Fiesta DO NOT underestimate Disney's ability to get dark. It could get pretty freaky back in the day. But, you can totally underestimate Disney channel's ability to get dark, since they take basically no risks whatsoever. 😒
Also that one tarzan scene where the dude gets hanged
Anime Cake, and in Sleeping Beauty Maleficent got stabbed and we literally saw blood draining from her heart.
dylan watching a disney movie: "kill them, kill them"
disney: "dude, do you even know us"
Disney: Nah, we just kill off the parents, mostly the mothers... The kids just get boat loads of trauma and various future problems...
Yeah, y’all should see MatPat’s theories on the Disney Death Count! It could surprise you! 😂 Disney can try to hide it, but it’s more gruesome than you’d think!
Want to see death in a Disney movie? Pirates of the Caribbean At World's End. The movie literally starts by hanging a kid.
The lion king has killing in it
disney loves to kill parent but
disney channel is scared to have a character shout too loudly
his hatred for the dwarf's son is absolutely everything
For real! Why did they do him like that? Long hair doesn’t look good on him, especially since his hair line is kinda far back
One which I share
When he has long hair he reminds me of nick cage lol
When he accidentally paused it when Dough and Evie held hands i full on burst out laughing cause of his reaction 😂
@@AmandaHope.x this is sending me😂😂😂😂
Dylan the entire time: I want ben to turn into a beast!
Dylan, upon seeing ben as a beast: *instant regret*
Disney: Don’t judge a book by its cover, it’s what’s inside that counts
Dylan: “You will not convince me that this SMOKE-SHOW is gonna end up with dork dork number one”
Actually Dopey is dwarf #7 and that makes Doug at the most dwarf dork #8 😂
Taysia Kaune tell Dylan that 😂
Leave it to Dylan to miss all of the symbolism. I've never seen a stupider genius lol
Dylan: I hate that everything in descendants 3 was so predictable
Mal: hi dad
Also Dylan: WhAt ?!¿?
HAHAHA UR SO RIGHT even I was like um was it not obvious?
But considering that I watched the promo for the movie I already knew that so yeah I feel the disappointment 😂
Dylan: "Welcome to Movie Comentary Monday!"
Me: *looks at calendar saying Friday*
Me: okay
Hey knows we don’t know what day it is and will take his word
THANK YOU!
Right on schedule!
Me too.. I was like, "Wait, it's Monday already?"
shit i thought it was sunday
Dylan cross-referencing the bridge shots is the kind of dedication I am here for
“Rescue this child” I wonder if he figures out that she’s the little sister in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
Aroob Zahra finally! I knew she was hella familiar! Than you so fucking much😭
OH MY GOD
you talking about dizzy/anna cathcart?
RUclips Account 'Cause Why Not yes
she was on a show called Odd squad when she was younger. and she plays Zoe Valentine on BratTV as well
“he’s trying an accent”
it’s his actual accent
I like to think that Mulan taught her daughter to be like “whenever people think that you’re good at something pretend to be a boy until you get into a fight or you’re in sports and then you can whip off your helmet and show that you were truly a woman” like that’s kinda strange...low-key....🥴😂
It’s kind of like the pirate queen that dressed like a man and then whenever she’d mortally wound a rival she’d rip her shirt open and be like ‘lol you just got murdered by a woman’ I think her name was Anne Bonny
akeelah williams that was a real life thing?!
akeelah williams right all I’m saying is why didn’t Mulan just teach her daughter just to be herself you know a girl like I can understand if she didn’t like identify as a girl but she does because she whips off her helmet and is like ha ha you’ve been defeated by a girl. I is confusion. 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️😂
@@EmoBunny69 The guys on that team were sexist as hell. They wouldn't have even let her compete in the first place if she just waltzed in there with her hair out.
propogandalf with edit context that makes sense. But I still feel like Mulan just told her to just secretly mask her hair; like why couldn’t she just cut it? do they not know what a girls face looks like?
5:20
Having never seen this movie, I love(hate?) how I can tell exactly from that line “A team will be comprised of a captain and eight men” that Mulan’s daughter will get around the rules by becoming the captain. Because movie.
Dylan about Ben: he's really got a kidnapping kink or something
Me: HIS PARENTS ARE LITERALLY BELLE AND THE BEAST!!!! LOL
Stockholm syndrome lol
If you actually researched Stockholm Syndrom you’d know that isn’t what Beauty and the Beast is. Smh I hate that statement-
Patchy Patch IKR like belle CHOSE to stay there, the beast LET HER GO when she wanted to go help Maurice??? He isn’t her captor??? The Stockholm Syndrome thing is so annoying because it was most likely just some idiot on the internet not knowing what Stockholm Syndrome was and just saying that was what it was.
Glad your guys are saying that. Besides Stockholm isn't even a real thing. As in something people can be diagnosed with.
@@monroe8566 especially since she was defiant most of the time she was with Beast, and helped him grow into a better version of himself.
"Grand total of zero people stabbed, so I'll have to give it an F."
So THAT'S why you liked Tangled so much!
Honestly, Tangled is a great movie. Stabbing's just a bonus.
tangled would be good without the stabbing. but it added a nice touch🤫
Dog: *Talks*
Dylan: I'm not Surprised...I'm just disappointed
You could see that last remainder of light die inside him in that exact moment. That gave me "Princess Protection Program" flashbacks.
Whenever there is a dance sequence with Ben in it I just look at Carlos. He is an amazing dancer 🤯🤯
❤️Cameron Boyce
"Did he not see the purple abomination standing right there??"
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nobody:
Dylan in every movie: I hope they're lesbians
@@Harri_James That would be nice 😊🏳️🌈
Same
JusticeFor Alexei the L word:
Dylan: he’s tryna do an accent
Me: Dylan that’s his actual voice
I’m pretty sure the love spell from the first movie did work, it’s just that the lake Ben swam in was the enchanted lake which lifted the spell prematurely (that lake is also where the water that turned Ben back human came from)
the plot of "the kids of evil characters" is sooooooo GOOD. But it was so bad that they just did it for a kids audience. This could be a series but with killings and adult PLOT
Omg yea killing and adult stuff
I'd have loved it as a series on with more adult plotlines! Even the YA books are darker than this - well, I've only read the first one but Carlos has to go through a pitch black closet full of Cruella's fur coats with bear traps all over the floor of said closet just to get to his own bedroom. There's other villain kids mentioned, they go through Maleficent's old castle, etc. I mean, I get they can't flesh out things in movies as much as in books but a series on a channel that lets them explore darker plots would've been great.
Honestly! I hope someone writes, or has written, a book with this premise!
@@godgirl001 Theres a lot of fanfictions about the Isle with a darker premise, I can recommend a few if you want. Most are mature stories though. I'm currently writing one as well. Its a fun concept done horribly due to the family friendly nature of disney. Not to say the movies are bad, I love them, they just are kinda disappointing due to the targeted demographic of the movies
@@jessealexander3346 Wait, really?! Oh my goodness, yes I would love a good (well-written) version if you have the time! And I’ll definitely read yours as well!