Asmongold ACTUALLY Gives Up Fighting Nameless King Dark Souls 3

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @TheDarSin
    @TheDarSin 5 лет назад +13473

    I partially blame the game for this. He should've never got this far doing what he's doing.

    • @Mason-nm8bt
      @Mason-nm8bt 5 лет назад +615

      Soooooo true

    • @ZATIRIX
      @ZATIRIX 5 лет назад +1456

      DS3 is difficult, but not that difficult. I guess if you put enough time into it, you can get through it. Even if you play like a brainlet.

    • @SirCowdog
      @SirCowdog 5 лет назад +390

      This is what the respec option is for, though, right? Reroll your stats when you can't get any further using your existing build.

    • @pa7764
      @pa7764 5 лет назад +32

      pretty fair

    • @geebeepman
      @geebeepman 5 лет назад +645

      if the game is really as hard as most casuals claim it is, this guy shouldn't be even able to reach this point.
      replace iudex gundyr with champion. that should filter out most of the scrubs from the get go. either git gud or get out.

  • @dasboot1362
    @dasboot1362 5 лет назад +2264

    Best videogame statement EVER:
    *enters Boss arena* "Why is he hitting me?" - Asmongold

    • @facemite
      @facemite 4 года назад +43

      He says while he face tanks shieldless like a tard

    • @koutsion
      @koutsion 4 года назад +14

      HAHAHAHA THANK YOU! I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂

    • @carterdavies6330
      @carterdavies6330 4 года назад +1

      Sorry for making it 421 likes but I was looking for this

    • @promen_
      @promen_ 4 года назад +1

      i literally just commented this .... pure gold !!!

    • @yzwme586
      @yzwme586 3 года назад +1

      i laughed so hard when he said that

  • @Ohyeahyeah-zj7mv
    @Ohyeahyeah-zj7mv 4 года назад +3607

    I can't describe the emotion I feel watching him fat roll during all of these bosses and still win

    • @ddmacc
      @ddmacc 4 года назад +206

      anger

    • @johnpixz5448
      @johnpixz5448 4 года назад +87

      He wins after 20 attempts though

    • @marshandomness
      @marshandomness 3 года назад +170

      @@johnpixz5448 it probably took me 50 attempts to kill demon prince normally

    • @AntonStruzik
      @AntonStruzik 3 года назад +93

      And he was even walking the whole way through the castle to fight the dragon slayer armor when you have a fucking lift if you start at the dancers bonfire

    • @kylehart8829
      @kylehart8829 3 года назад +46

      @@johnpixz5448 That's really not that high. It's pretty normal for people to take more than 20 tries on O&S, Gwyn, Manus, Nameless, Gael, Demon Prince, Midir, etc. with a few of those taking an average player over 30 tries.

  • @samslavin9659
    @samslavin9659 2 года назад +912

    When he said “this is how I beat these bosses, I don’t need to dodge their attacks” I realised it must have been one of the longest dark souls journeys. I can only applaud his patience and persistence…

    • @randomyoutubeuser261
      @randomyoutubeuser261 2 года назад +81

      Honestly respect to him that he made this far with such a trash strategy

    • @MrRattlebones640
      @MrRattlebones640 2 года назад +34

      woulda worked for ds1 honestly.

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 2 года назад +9

      @@MrRattlebones640 yeah i somehow managed to poise through four kings, artorias, sif, and manus in my first playthough. I rarely rolled for those fights. Ds1 poise is kinda goated

    • @MrRattlebones640
      @MrRattlebones640 2 года назад +4

      @@MrcreeperDXD777 i was the opposite in my first, having virtually no poise save for my pants as i was mostly wearing the crimson set. I then got the lifedrain scythe and bled everything in the game with the blood resistance shield and ring (lifedrain builds up your own blood loss). Gwyndolin took me 5+, O and S took me 2 lol. The hardest boss after were the four kings (bleed resist) and Artorias (too nimble to build up bleed).

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 2 года назад +2

      @@MrRattlebones640 bruh gwyndolin and o and s took me the most tries in my playthrough lol

  • @dcaslick
    @dcaslick 4 года назад +2353

    “Why is he hitting me?”
    Words I never thought I’d hear in a Dark Souls video.

    • @joelcatalan3477
      @joelcatalan3477 3 года назад +51

      Im like the fuck you mean!!

    • @AntonStruzik
      @AntonStruzik 3 года назад +80

      Nameless King’s out there hurting people and we don’t know why

    • @user-yc6dt6iz5x
      @user-yc6dt6iz5x 3 года назад +14

      He's a big meanie head

    • @redreploid1713
      @redreploid1713 3 года назад +6

      I dunno, cause he’s the boss maybe?

    • @Deewreck1991
      @Deewreck1991 3 года назад

      @Nitrobalistic you will find that ds3 is one of the easier ones of the series to beat was a lil bit underwhelming to say the least

  • @evilmuska
    @evilmuska 5 лет назад +2964

    I feel like this video is purpose built just to piss off Dark Souls players. And you know what?
    It worked.

    • @zombiiwar1327
      @zombiiwar1327 5 лет назад +69

      I havent played dark souls lll yet, but played bloodborne and I see that he is using an insanely slow weapon to do damage idk about you but really slow weapons arw shit when it comes to games like these becuase you never land a damn hit and they kill you after like the first 2 enemys you encounter on a map.

    • @MrAatami
      @MrAatami 5 лет назад +17

      I may be very anxious right now. It gnaws at me inside, "the" everything.

    • @zombiiwar1327
      @zombiiwar1327 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrAatami exactly

    • @user-ek6ep2jb7c
      @user-ek6ep2jb7c 5 лет назад +127

      @@zombiiwar1327 he just doesn't know what he's doing. For big weapons, you should mostly be dodging attacks, and occasionally land a hit. But this guy is fatrolling with vordt's shitty hammer, which isn't even a good pve weapon, while trying to trade hits with a boss who has much higher poise.

    • @zombiiwar1327
      @zombiiwar1327 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-ek6ep2jb7c yes. Well same in bloodborne.

  • @jtdarelli1871
    @jtdarelli1871 5 лет назад +1292

    "The fact that you don't know what you're doing wrong is why you don't deserve to kill this boss."
    Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @guywholikesgoodmusic
      @guywholikesgoodmusic 5 лет назад +66

      McConnell spits the facts yet again.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 5 лет назад +45

      McConnell must be laughing his ass off watching Asmon playing so badly in this game

    • @Azaezlle
      @Azaezlle 5 лет назад +62

      Also why the fuck does he never block? I mean it's not needed for some builds but a big ass tank build lives and dies by the shield.

    • @omgroflgamer2010
      @omgroflgamer2010 5 лет назад +44

      @@Azaezlle ds3 blocking is not nearly as worth it as ds1 blocking. Generally in ds3 it's better to dodge as you have omni-directional dodging compared to ds1, which makes it far more viable and reliable. On top of that not all boss attacks can be blocked, but all attacks can be dodged. Also you will still take small amounts of damage while blocking and/or will get knocked back unless you use a greatshield, which usually is too heavy for any real benefits.
      If Asmon wasn't going over 70% weight limit he'd actually have decent and reliable dodges with s instead of fatrolling through the whole game while mashing R1 with a heavy twohanded weapon and getting frustrated over dying over and over.

    • @michaelmasher5188
      @michaelmasher5188 5 лет назад +23

      15:15 minute mark for the quote.

  • @ramondiedrich6440
    @ramondiedrich6440 2 года назад +378

    17:49 “He knows he’s fat rolling.” I always suspected that Asmongold do this just to piss off whole community playing that way. He’s brilliant.

    • @messymakaveli9098
      @messymakaveli9098 2 года назад +6

      Watching him play Sekiro is gold

    • @MarvinMonroe
      @MarvinMonroe Год назад +50

      Yeah I knows he's being an idiot. It's a defense mechanism he uses. Since he refuses to learn,he can use that as an excuse for sucking
      "You guys all looked up strats, that's why you won." "I'm losing because I constantly fat roll"
      If he actually read tooltips and played correctly, then he wouldn't have any excuses for losing besides the fact that he's actually terrible
      Edit:and then on the flip side, when he does beat a boss with his terrible strats he can be like "I fat roll and am specced terribly and still won"

    • @xXBigMacXx
      @xXBigMacXx Год назад +14

      ​@@MarvinMonroedude just let him have fun with the game people like you in the souls community is why he does shit like this. But actually pls keep doing this his vids are pretty funny

    • @carlkligerman1981
      @carlkligerman1981 11 месяцев назад +2

      It’s amazing to me that he beats these games playing like this. He did beat the game, right? I think he knows what he is doing, ‘a undred per cent’.

    • @GoofyPoptart
      @GoofyPoptart 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MarvinMonroeGet over it

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 5 лет назад +3056

    the fact that this man made it past Iudex Gundyr is astounding
    Edit: I want to see him fight Midir

    • @DesslBane
      @DesslBane 5 лет назад +177

      he fucking beat him don't ask me how

    • @kiritoHoshi
      @kiritoHoshi 5 лет назад +83

      The 15 luck did that haha :D

    • @kirkwhite8600
      @kirkwhite8600 5 лет назад +40

      Midir took me like 10 tries to beat him, he's so dam tanky. The nameless king only took me about 5 or 6 tries. All without the aid of any summons.

    • @omnuu
      @omnuu 5 лет назад +298

      @@kirkwhite8600 wow you're such a strong male.. congrats dude..

    • @fabiotorralvo481
      @fabiotorralvo481 5 лет назад +34

      @@kirkwhite8600 i took namless down on my second try because i died in the first phase but midir took me literal days

  • @evi1ways
    @evi1ways 5 лет назад +3304

    Find the biggest weapon. Get the most armor. Walk and roll at a snail's pace. Die to the same boss 40 times. Quit the game and claim there was nothing you could have done.

    • @kiney4473
      @kiney4473 5 лет назад +159

      yea asmon only look at the damage and thats dumb

    • @Astuar
      @Astuar 5 лет назад +60

      Sounds like the Forsen Build to me!

    • @royblekman8186
      @royblekman8186 5 лет назад +28

      Levi Cathcart Spam R1 until the boss dies. Or until you get enough luck that he Goes down.

    • @SalteTz
      @SalteTz 5 лет назад +3

      LITTLE DID YOU KNOW, HE SLAUGHTERED THE BOSS :)

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 5 лет назад +68

      Warrior main logic btw.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +3863

    “It’s not fat rolling I mean I’ve done the entire game that way”
    *It... it is fat rolling*

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 4 года назад +91

      That's not what he meant, he's saying fat rolling isn't the reason why he was dying more.

    • @jakob.o4979
      @jakob.o4979 4 года назад +571

      @@tomthestone1470 but... it is

    • @davidharman3665
      @davidharman3665 4 года назад +136

      @@tomthestone1470 nah, when you get to certain bosses, fat rolling is the reason why you die to certain bosses. Although I’m surprised if he was fat rolling, that Vordt didn’t take care of him to be honest, as first play through is a nightmare if you’re not used to this type of game.

    • @loganedom3160
      @loganedom3160 4 года назад +253

      @@davidharman3665 I dont know how anyone can play the game fat rolling, it makes the game like 50 times harder

    • @ponglenis9273
      @ponglenis9273 4 года назад +39

      @@davidharman3665 i think he wasn’t fatrolling on vordt. Its more surprising he got past pontiff without parrying and fatrolls. Vordts hammer is just too op

  • @hugothomas989
    @hugothomas989 3 года назад +367

    Everyone’s laughing until he kills Ancient Wyvern legitimately while fat rolling.

    • @ThahnG413
      @ThahnG413 2 года назад +11

      Ancient wyverns the easy part tho

    • @wilburforce8046
      @wilburforce8046 Год назад +10

      the boss is actually easy though if you feel like doing it the akward way. Fromsoft didn’t exactly give it a real move set like midir.

  • @hugo.hugo420
    @hugo.hugo420 5 лет назад +1375

    15:14
    “The fact that you don’t know what you’re doing wrong, it’s why you don’t deserve to kill this boss”
    Wise words from a true dark souls veteran!

    • @Memoop-iz6vk
      @Memoop-iz6vk 4 года назад +99

      Years and years of his chat and subs carrying him through multiplayer games hasn't helped the case either with games he can't get carried through

    • @eclpism
      @eclpism 4 года назад +79

      Asmongold: "Shut the fuck up."

    • @somedude653
      @somedude653 4 года назад +2

      The Retard he beat him on his own

    • @bilalc4738
      @bilalc4738 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @Xsoical8
      @Xsoical8 4 года назад +7

      No one told him he was fat rolling?

  • @colinyork8167
    @colinyork8167 4 года назад +741

    “I don’t need to dodge I need to wait for the attacks to miss” lmao

    • @szemmellaikus8992
      @szemmellaikus8992 3 года назад +32

      Legend gamer moment

    • @stickman6788
      @stickman6788 3 года назад +20

      I cried when he said that

    • @vvacancy959_
      @vvacancy959_ 2 года назад +5

      I honestly cannot tell if it’s just for a laugh or did he actually mean that lmao

  • @josemoreno9397
    @josemoreno9397 5 лет назад +824

    HE KEEPS ATTACKING, HE DOESNT ROLL, AND HE DOESNT EVEN HEAL HIMSELF WTF WITH THIS GUY

    • @s3bi399
      @s3bi399 5 лет назад +68

      Still mistakes Dark Souls for WoW i guess.

    • @Midsdead
      @Midsdead 5 лет назад +110

      And he's fatrolling because he doesn't understand equipload mechanics, how did he get past oceiros???

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 5 лет назад +20

      Useless Deud he probably use summons

    • @هانيةللل
      @هانيةللل 5 лет назад +3

      He doesn't rolling because he's roll is fat rolling

    • @William-Sunderland
      @William-Sunderland 5 лет назад +22

      Also fatrolling, bad timing, just trying to tank everything.

  • @joanvega2177
    @joanvega2177 3 года назад +122

    Him saying “I think I’m supposed to run away” after having defeated the first dragon in the most retarded way might be the funniest thing he’s ever done

  • @tinagraham358
    @tinagraham358 3 года назад +3891

    Watching him play makes me feel a lot better about my own skills as a dark souls player

    • @Mayu-xyxy
      @Mayu-xyxy 3 года назад +85

      @Bill08 _ try fat rolling like him though lol it makes the game 10x harder/worse

    • @richardwatson1946
      @richardwatson1946 3 года назад +10

      Atleast put on havens set if you want the fat roll for maximum protection lmao

    • @Mr_Peem
      @Mr_Peem 3 года назад +5

      @Bill08 _ bud, he was saying that asmon was so bad that he felt like he was really good. You completely missed what the commenter was saying you brainlet

    • @collingriga1819
      @collingriga1819 3 года назад +46

      I think he purposely acts dumb and oblivious to the game mechanics to spice up the stream. He wouldn’t have much fan interaction (donations) otherwise.

    • @AmisArskaNightcore
      @AmisArskaNightcore 3 года назад

      @Crushed Dandelions Yea dark souls 1 is ok.. But its nothing compared to dark souls 2.

  • @Kylamity1
    @Kylamity1 4 года назад +632

    The entire dark souls play through by asmon can be summed up into a single phrase. "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then"

    • @bloodface24
      @bloodface24 4 года назад +60

      Even a dead clock is right twice a day.

    • @sheepisfortheweak6164
      @sheepisfortheweak6164 4 года назад +6

      Even if it's a saying that actually sounds sad as hell, not gonna lie. Bring me the squirrel so I may feed it.

    • @watcherknightsknight3684
      @watcherknightsknight3684 3 года назад +1

      so summon a phantom for him?

  • @Noreccc
    @Noreccc 5 лет назад +1013

    equip one of the heaviest armor in the game ✔
    use a super heavy and low damage weapon ✔
    keep your endurance at 20 ✔
    blaming the opponent for you to fatrolling ✔

    • @Kazuyatheshellbullet
      @Kazuyatheshellbullet 5 лет назад +8

      ok i was wondering why that weapon seemed to be doing nothing i must have past over it without even a second glance

    • @blackhammer6864
      @blackhammer6864 5 лет назад

      You are a legend bro!!!!!

    • @GeorgeLiaskas
      @GeorgeLiaskas 5 лет назад

      AHAHAHAH

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 5 лет назад +2

      so is that why he was fat rolling

    • @firehawk318is
      @firehawk318is 5 лет назад +8

      all the ingredients of your list make a giant dumbass

  • @LazyRui
    @LazyRui 3 года назад +69

    "I don't dodge attack, I wait for them to miss" Sigma Rule 101

  • @Soup_VEVO
    @Soup_VEVO 4 года назад +2356

    This man really fought the Wyvern

    • @drakeblau6364
      @drakeblau6364 3 года назад +233

      kinda based way to play ngl

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 3 года назад +46

      I fought him at first, and I removed a third of his health bar, but i thought that he was too tanky especially at his legs and it's going to take forever to kill, and i read the note so I explored the arena and i found where to plunge attack him.

    • @Unstable_constant
      @Unstable_constant 3 года назад +20

      I killed it this way on my 1st playthrough. With greatsword it's pretty easy to hit her belly constantly

    • @TheDogWith
      @TheDogWith 3 года назад +4

      @@Unstable_constant yea its not the hardest thing with greatsword, i did it that way too

    • @thebroker2191
      @thebroker2191 3 года назад

      @@drakeblau6364 so what are u saying?

  • @ultimatepronoob7320
    @ultimatepronoob7320 4 года назад +1309

    Pontiff you failed man
    You had one job
    ONE

    • @lainelowe603
      @lainelowe603 4 года назад +204

      how did he fucking get past the abyss watchers? pontiff? HOW IN GOD'S FUCKING NAME DID HE GET PAST THE DANCER?

    • @PotatoMan518
      @PotatoMan518 4 года назад +83

      @@lainelowe603 vordts great hammer that's how

    • @eddyb8400
      @eddyb8400 4 года назад

      Lane Lowe yall just trash

    • @eddyb8400
      @eddyb8400 4 года назад

      wild potato no...

    • @ultimatepronoob7320
      @ultimatepronoob7320 4 года назад +1

      Straight Busta well he is the first boss though and this guy has like novice skill I guess

  • @boopdeedoops9166
    @boopdeedoops9166 5 лет назад +2182

    How tf did pontiff let him get this far??

    • @water_mizu
      @water_mizu 5 лет назад +143

      You don't have to fight pontiff to get to the nameless king.

    • @water_mizu
      @water_mizu 5 лет назад +278

      @@ojasagarwal4496 you kill the old lady who gives you the way of the blue covenant then fight dancer, then go kill ocierios get the way of the dragon pose, then go to archedon peak

    • @darthmalak7539
      @darthmalak7539 5 лет назад +25

      overleveled

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 5 лет назад +81

      Pontiff is weak against a good shield btw. It was my first DS and I was fat rolling till nameless. I was getting bored from dying so I changed the armor set and boom it hit me. I was soooo much faster. Like a revelation.

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 лет назад +39

      @@Arcaryon FFS Pontiff is weak to gestures. Not just parries lol

  • @lilelf7342
    @lilelf7342 3 года назад +299

    seeing him play, makes me feel like im good at the game

    • @travisalexphoto
      @travisalexphoto 2 года назад +6

      Same bro. I'm going to go home tonight and play DS3 and feel REALLY good about myself 🤣

    • @talbotgrimes2442
      @talbotgrimes2442 2 года назад +5

      @@travisalexphoto I feel horrible considering he made this far being bad at the game

    • @lilelf7342
      @lilelf7342 2 года назад +6

      @@travisalexphoto so ive improved immensely since my comment, and i actually was in shock at how bad asmon was in this video, just the fat rolling throughout the entire game made me ill 😅😅

    • @Yolo-yr6dn
      @Yolo-yr6dn Год назад

      @@lilelf7342 bro he legit died 64 times against nameless while I died 6 times and that 4 deaths was from the dragon :-/ and I'm STR build with astora ultra great sword btw (also artorias 60 death while I died 5 I believe cause of the camera xD)

    • @BBRIX9
      @BBRIX9 Год назад

      @@Yolo-yr6dn Nameless in 2 tries with Sellswords

  • @oncerain
    @oncerain 5 лет назад +646

    'It can't be fatrolling I've done the entire game that way' *DUDE.*

    • @DuBariLow
      @DuBariLow 5 лет назад +13

      I know. I know.....

    • @shabbii296
      @shabbii296 5 лет назад +2

      I would like to attempt. Tips or weapons

    • @jasontsai5289
      @jasontsai5289 5 лет назад +11

      it's a lot easier to play without armor in ds3. Wearing nothing is still op

    • @oncerain
      @oncerain 5 лет назад +1

      @@jasontsai5289 I know. Asmon is a chimp, that was my point lol

    • @jprec5174
      @jprec5174 5 лет назад +19

      JASON Tsai you get a debuff while naked. Theres an inherent damage reduction bonus you get for wearing anything in your armor slot even the masters attire. So no you dont want to play naked.

  • @boundblade1374
    @boundblade1374 4 года назад +541

    “You can’t google skill”
    He speaks the tru tru

    • @x_ALLMIND_x
      @x_ALLMIND_x 4 года назад +9

      I was laughing so hard when he said that

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq 4 года назад +23

      No but you can Google to see why your build is bad then try to fix it . But even that won't help if your just bad

    • @bebopgaming7254
      @bebopgaming7254 3 года назад +2

      @@MikeHunt-lz2hq That was a brutal but honest statement! 🤣

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 года назад +2

      @@MikeHunt-lz2hq or you can search about how to know how a boss enemy fights to learn how to dodge and face against them, to be fair with my problems mostly all neurological and mental wise it's more difficult for me to play any and all types of games especially with keyboard and mouse but I've done better so much more than this guy like seriously

    • @xyero4399
      @xyero4399 3 года назад

      Cheat Engine begs to differ.

  • @sasunouchiha1400
    @sasunouchiha1400 5 лет назад +516

    Fat rolling and r1 spam.He's playing as the creators intended.

    • @twocheezitz9182
      @twocheezitz9182 4 года назад +3

      Actually true lmao

    • @BurnedDruid11
      @BurnedDruid11 4 года назад

      And there is me who is an r1 spammer but i try to get better and create combos

    • @connerg3653
      @connerg3653 4 года назад

      HeadShotKiller Ita You still gotta know when you can r1 spam.

  • @danielarcand2624
    @danielarcand2624 3 года назад +78

    He really went through the whole game spamming r1 with a great hammer lol

  • @RESIDENT44EVIL4
    @RESIDENT44EVIL4 5 лет назад +462

    @3:33 Enters the boss fight area
    says: "why is he hitting me?"
    you can't be serious

    • @Damin212
      @Damin212 5 лет назад +22

      Well that boss ain't there for tickle fights my dude Lol

    • @moshi-s7779
      @moshi-s7779 5 лет назад +10

      These guy just keep acting dumb in every video the guy always act surprised when he sees a boss he already beaten in a video

    • @back5594
      @back5594 5 лет назад +12

      What? it’s just a dumb streamer joke, think he’s being serious?

    • @namelessking9399
      @namelessking9399 5 лет назад +5

      Back559 what?

    • @paco3771
      @paco3771 4 года назад +2

      @@back5594 Oh shit, that joke got me good. Got me really good.

  • @finlaysandham6935
    @finlaysandham6935 3 года назад +1088

    "It's not the fat rolling"
    "Why is there so much unavoidable damage?"

    • @fluxbomb3376
      @fluxbomb3376 3 года назад +68

      "what am I doing wrong?"
      getting hit, bro

    • @stickman6788
      @stickman6788 3 года назад +12

      Unavoidable damage lol

    • @redgeoblaze3752
      @redgeoblaze3752 3 года назад +6

      to be fair, for that one attack on his Dragon where his spear gets all lightning'ed up, and he slams it down, I haven't been able to dodge it once, and I'm fast rolling.
      maybe it's a directional thing, but the game shouldn't put unavoidable damage for certain playstyles either way.

    • @私はクソな中国人です
      @私はクソな中国人です 3 года назад +14

      @@redgeoblaze3752 TIMED ROLLING, jesus christ

    • @redgeoblaze3752
      @redgeoblaze3752 3 года назад +3

      @@私はクソな中国人です Have you ever dodged that attack with just i-frames? The only way I've done it is by getting lucky and being in a good position to run underneath the dragon. If you try to use just I-frames, the lingering Lightning will still hit you. I've beaten every boss on NG3 at this point. I know how to roll.

  • @zade8586
    @zade8586 5 лет назад +790

    I have never seen someone chip Ancient Wyvern to death XD

    • @crazy8slayer
      @crazy8slayer 4 года назад +40

      I was on my way to the plunge ledge and he just died, me and my friend think he must've somehow walked of the edge trying to get to me, sadly I didn't see it happen just his health drop to 0 and I won without touching him lol

    • @tdhhellian7509
      @tdhhellian7509 4 года назад +10

      Using Vordts hammer to boot 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @lordquaz7154
      @lordquaz7154 4 года назад +5

      I did it on new game plus once for the lols, it was the hardest boss in the main game for me.

    • @opps.
      @opps. 4 года назад +1

      Straight Busta guess you've never heard of chaos bed lol

    • @cammy649
      @cammy649 4 года назад +2

      It's actually pretty easy with the Dragonslayer great axe if you keep hitting the butt

  • @gordoncheung2119
    @gordoncheung2119 3 года назад +32

    The ability to turn a one-shot boss into an actual boss is beyond me...

  • @escapableentropy9576
    @escapableentropy9576 5 лет назад +631

    Your learning curve in in this game is the equivalent of pluto's orbit around the sun.

    • @AnnNightNoxana
      @AnnNightNoxana 5 лет назад +1

      Your name makes this comment somehow even funnier, lol ♥

    • @escapableentropy9576
      @escapableentropy9576 5 лет назад +14

      @@AnnNightNoxana Lol, yeah but ASSmonogold doesn't die of Entropy, he dies with epic killshots from easily beatable NPC's because he doesn't grasp the concept of stamina management, avoiding fatrolling at all costs and his armor, weapon choices...Like who tries to kill Dragonslayer with the Boreal Mace and fatrolling?

    • @AwesomeSaucearn
      @AwesomeSaucearn 5 лет назад +6

      @@escapableentropy9576 Challenge accepted!

    • @janterri3539
      @janterri3539 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @colossusslayer1234
      @colossusslayer1234 5 лет назад +4

      @@escapableentropy9576 to be fair, Vordt's hammer was actually doing solid damage to Dragonslayer.. its the fat rolling and bad stamina management and insistance on face tanking that killed him.

  • @huntermackey7409
    @huntermackey7409 4 года назад +3310

    I honestly love the fact that his chat even hates him so much that they don't tell him to plunge attack the ancient wyvern 😂

    • @C0smicr3aper
      @C0smicr3aper 4 года назад +192

      Well he said Dark Souls is easy which its not, in fact, it's the hardest game until you actually take the time to learn it and
      " git gud ". Bloodborne is harder. I liked how fighter pl made and example out of him in pvp just because he made the mistake of saying dark souls is easy.

    • @paris-1911
      @paris-1911 4 года назад +211

      @@C0smicr3aper I hope you realize he probably doesn’t truly believe it’s “easy.” It’s his character for the streams, he’d be a moron and he’d _know_ he’d be a moron for genuinely believing dark souls isn’t a hard game.
      Hell, he’s admitted it before when reflecting on the Artorias fight in one of his DS1 streams.
      And, honestly, Dark Souls _can_ be pretty easy if you’re adept to dodging and reading enemy attacks. I say this as a fan of the series, it’s not as crazy difficult as some people exaggerate it to be.

    • @obsidianoni8931
      @obsidianoni8931 4 года назад +25

      @@paris-1911 thank you! It's just patterns honestly. Even pvp once you realize what weapon and timing. But asmon...is his own level personality wise

    • @keatonburson2996
      @keatonburson2996 3 года назад +45

      @@C0smicr3aper all is easy compared to Sekiro

    • @oniichandame48
      @oniichandame48 3 года назад +3

      @@C0smicr3aper i really doubt its the "hardest game". Pvp wise, im not really familiar with it but i swear a punch of pvp games like overwatch or 2d fighting games take way more time and effort in learning. As for boss fights, the patterns arent really that hard to learn and react to. Hardest? Nah. I would even say "furi" is harder.

  • @baronmeowenstein1893
    @baronmeowenstein1893 5 лет назад +834

    Watching him play this is physically painful. Not because he's not good but because he refuses to learn anything.
    Like how can you put as many hours into Souls as he has, and STILL be this greedy?

    • @DarthWraithius
      @DarthWraithius 5 лет назад +22

      He has an image to maintain

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 5 лет назад +22

      Just shut up and enjoy the show, filthy weeaboo
      He does it for our entertainment, don't take everything he says seriously (he even said that)

    • @XerxezsX
      @XerxezsX 5 лет назад +70

      It's painful that he refuses to learn, that's the worst chit ever.

    • @SaintVakos
      @SaintVakos 5 лет назад +45

      @@weeabooshunter4759 how he is Weeb?

    • @dmaxwell3334
      @dmaxwell3334 5 лет назад +30

      @@DarthWraithius Yes an image of being a fucking idiot

  • @jackdanila9893
    @jackdanila9893 3 года назад +61

    * Falls in the same attack various times * 12:25 15:00
    * Doesn't look up to see when and where the hits will land * 13:40
    * Doesn't time his rolls * 14:49 16:24
    * Uses frost weapon to fight a boss resistant to frost *
    * Is fat rolling when trying to avoid a fast enemy *
    * Trades blows when low on health * 14:12
    Man played a game that forces you to learn and chose to be an ignorant.

  • @elias-ks6rw
    @elias-ks6rw 5 лет назад +313

    Asmongodl: why is he hitting me?
    *BRUH*

    • @the3diamonds472
      @the3diamonds472 5 лет назад +2

      this has no replies and it still says asmongodl

  • @silberkralle3711
    @silberkralle3711 5 лет назад +841

    Despite him playing as a total noob, I'm impressed by his patience

    • @OutspokenSeeker
      @OutspokenSeeker 4 года назад +96

      There's nothing to be impressed about here, he's not learnt anything from his entire playthrough, and he keeps throwing himself at the boss expecting some magic miracle to somehow save his shitty tactics. He's the worst kind of dark souls player, because he doesn't improve himself, he just gloats that he's a god before immediately getting smacked down by the game for being stupid.

    • @roberthornberger8398
      @roberthornberger8398 4 года назад +20

      Joseph Jurado Ikr. When I first played dark souls 3 I couldn’t get past gundyr for the life of me. The second time I played it I picked sorcerer and did an entire run without npcs. I eventually just got good at the game and now I love every bit of it. On NG+5 atm.

    • @jonathanesqueda3452
      @jonathanesqueda3452 4 года назад +18

      @@roberthornberger8398 well its not hard magic/pyro is super easy

    • @roberthornberger8398
      @roberthornberger8398 4 года назад +6

      Jonathan Esqueda Yeah, even though they say knight is the easiest class Ithey clearly haven’t tried a magic build

    • @jonathanesqueda3452
      @jonathanesqueda3452 4 года назад +3

      Robert Hornberger yea but it’s fun just destroying bosses

  • @landofmagic9767
    @landofmagic9767 5 лет назад +603

    Him: it can't be fatrolling
    *Fatrolls and gets hit
    Him: I feel like there's too much unavoidable damage here

    • @facemite
      @facemite 4 года назад +11

      Plus just bad timing on his attacks

    • @GatoMichito
      @GatoMichito 4 года назад +9

      All damage is avoidable

    • @keriheatfan3
      @keriheatfan3 4 года назад +2

      Ill give him the benefit of the doubt when he says unavoidable damage. All damage is avoidable, but sometimes "wrong place, wrong time" can make an attack unavoidable.

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq 4 года назад +4

      Can't fatroll it bothers me so bad . Plus I always wear the ring that obscures rolling and the stamina regen up ring . My dodges are on point

    • @connorgavin9392
      @connorgavin9392 4 года назад

      Landofmagic 97 I have fat roll I don’t like it but I’ve adapted to it

  • @anysn2268
    @anysn2268 2 года назад +24

    Love how he killed the Ancient Wyvern with only 2 neurons

  • @xanuary1987
    @xanuary1987 4 года назад +108

    “Great I can’t move my character” *fat rolls*

  • @wisdomax2891
    @wisdomax2891 3 года назад +935

    that's actually pretty damn impressive
    dude got through the whole game fat rolling?

    • @cdawgmclovin
      @cdawgmclovin 3 года назад +250

      that's what I'm saying. by no means is he good at the game, but bro actually fought the ancient wyvern without plunging, while fat rolling. unintentionally impressive lol

    • @davidrajaruzicka5546
      @davidrajaruzicka5546 3 года назад +20

      Gotta give credit where it is deserved

    • @michaelfokin5500
      @michaelfokin5500 3 года назад +8

      @@cdawgmclovin How is he not good at the game if he beat wyvern no plunge fat roll?

    • @renatorangel3201
      @renatorangel3201 3 года назад +21

      @@michaelfokin5500 because fatroll isnt really as unsusable as people say,, and wyvern doesnt really deal a ton of dmg + its extremely easy to read

    • @xyoshi1083
      @xyoshi1083 2 года назад +14

      @@michaelfokin5500 because he keeps walking right into attacks from the nameless king

  • @JohnSmith-vs1zf
    @JohnSmith-vs1zf 5 лет назад +134

    Did this dude really just say fatrolling is fine

  • @TrekoGames
    @TrekoGames Год назад +27

    whoever edited this is my hero. Something about watching asmon getting destroyed after he was being cocky is just the best

  • @bakedbagels3716
    @bakedbagels3716 4 года назад +210

    4:59 “I didn’t get this far in my playthrough by thinking about it”
    He has a point

    • @tylerbethell3759
      @tylerbethell3759 3 года назад +4

      Thats the problem

    • @hijutakai4726
      @hijutakai4726 3 года назад +4

      @@tylerbethell3759 no thats the strat

    • @fluxbomb3376
      @fluxbomb3376 3 года назад +3

      @@hijutakai4726 and that strat failed misreably and was a pain to watch

  • @TheAsazyn
    @TheAsazyn 4 года назад +268

    dude legit dies within the first 3 seconds and says "why is he hitting me?" "do i fight him or the dragon?" how did he even get this far???

    • @bmaxime8771
      @bmaxime8771 2 года назад +21

      how ? over leveling, farming souls like a mad man so he was 20 levels above in each steps of the game and using weapon like the vordt hammer, the dude is brain dead xD

    • @minitech5238
      @minitech5238 2 года назад +8

      @@bmaxime8771 what level was he for nameless king, i know it's not one of the easy bosses cuz it took me more tries than most other, like 5 or 6 tries, so i can't imagine how he actually beat him fat rolling with a slow af weapon like vordt's hammer

    • @Hater900
      @Hater900 2 года назад +5

      @@minitech5238 He was around lvl 74 which is pretty average for NK

    • @minitech5238
      @minitech5238 2 года назад +1

      @@Hater900 wow, quite impressing that he did it with that level, i was around lvl 90 when i fought that boss

    • @minitech5238
      @minitech5238 2 года назад +1

      @Greg's Holy Legs Well i beat it in 6 trys, so i'm not that sure, that was with a strenght build tho, and in my opinion strenght is op and makes everything too easy tho (i was using the greatsword) i've wanted to do dex builds with magic before but i can't even get pass abyss watchers, which i had beaten first try in my first playthrough with strenght

  • @DevilTheVampire
    @DevilTheVampire 5 лет назад +342

    I can't believe he actually killed ancient wyvern by completely ignoring the 1 shot mechanic

    • @mthwr
      @mthwr 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @ThePecivo
      @ThePecivo 5 лет назад +17

      i did kill both him and yhorm with frostbite mechanic, not knowing about wind sword for yhorm and plunging attack for wyvern. tbh this way is more fun.

    • @nordic2068
      @nordic2068 5 лет назад

      The absolute mad lad did it

    • @rayzen921
      @rayzen921 5 лет назад +32

      @@ThePecivo "more fun" ... yeah... some ppl love when it hurts

    • @ThePecivo
      @ThePecivo 5 лет назад

      @@expOsiris tbh i didnt even know what "plunging" means but after 5 or 6 deaths i realized that his head takes more damage than rest of his body and somehow killed him, was very exciting. Still easier than midir (less deaths)

  • @Jhon-hy6xk
    @Jhon-hy6xk 3 года назад +22

    Fat rolling guy: "There is an unavoidable damage"

  • @cesardechoudens5922
    @cesardechoudens5922 5 лет назад +347

    I don’t dodge, I just wait for them to miss. Holy shit that got me lol

  • @dojolan
    @dojolan 5 лет назад +184

    Sees a boss "Why is he hitting me?"

  • @DjurrenArt
    @DjurrenArt 5 лет назад +346

    “Dark Souls is easy”
    - Asmongold getting owned by Fighter PL.

    • @juniarso2406
      @juniarso2406 4 года назад +6

      The best comment at this video

    • @chaosmiwa
      @chaosmiwa 4 года назад +2

      Omg xD

    • @mmorpgkitty
      @mmorpgkitty 4 года назад +6

      A true man of culture

    • @Adrian-vw9ls
      @Adrian-vw9ls 4 года назад +3

      Wait he fought fighter pl.? or am I a dumbass and it’s a joke

    • @DjurrenArt
      @DjurrenArt 4 года назад +6

      @@Adrian-vw9ls Oh he did, and it didn't end well.

  • @polskillz
    @polskillz 3 года назад +5

    "Go down the elevator"
    *Literally goes down to elevator without using elevator*

  • @squidpope9744
    @squidpope9744 5 лет назад +235

    *In the old dragonslayer fight”
    “Do I fight him or the dragon?”
    I’m sorry the w h a t?

    • @I.astar.
      @I.astar. 4 года назад +7

      Dragonslayer armor*

    • @narommalagonmorales2663
      @narommalagonmorales2663 4 года назад

      Old dragon slayer... Lol

    • @lebronjames635
      @lebronjames635 4 года назад +1

      Old dragonslayer sounds way cooler then dragonslayer armor

    • @narommalagonmorales2663
      @narommalagonmorales2663 4 года назад

      @@lebronjames635 and what? That's not his name, and it's a name from other boss.

    • @szemmellaikus8992
      @szemmellaikus8992 3 года назад

      Ornstein, Old dragonslayer and Dragonslayer armour are the same bosses or you never played the first 2 games?

  • @StaraviaXIII
    @StaraviaXIII 4 года назад +219

    "Do I have to fight him of the dragon?"
    Big ass health bar: "DRAGONSLAYER ARMOUR"

  • @willhodgson1485
    @willhodgson1485 4 года назад +136

    “I don’t know what I’m doing wrong”
    Fat rolls
    Spams attacks
    Yeah not sure what the problem is man

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 3 года назад

      I spam attacks and got through NG+ with flying colors. His issue is that he doesnt know how to avoid attacks and doesnt know when it is safe to spam attacks.

  • @bippiebedd9122
    @bippiebedd9122 3 года назад +18

    The fact I didn’t see him I frame a single attack during the nameless king is impressive

  • @dennisbaijens9786
    @dennisbaijens9786 5 лет назад +136

    When you finally learn you can't luck through the entire game while facetanking and fatrolling.

    • @jprec5174
      @jprec5174 5 лет назад +7

      Dennis Baijens it was frustrating watching his play-through. So many bosses’ ai seemed to derp out and he got away with easy kills. Pontiff for example.

    • @dennisbaijens9786
      @dennisbaijens9786 5 лет назад +1

      @@jprec5174 Yea I try to see the humor in this, but I did learn that Asmon is not good at video games, it's just WoW

    • @uptowndunker6346
      @uptowndunker6346 5 лет назад

      @@dennisbaijens9786 either your a idiot or your trolling, wow is not easy. he practices his way through playing wow.

  • @damiank5976
    @damiank5976 4 года назад +457

    How did he get past the abyss watchers like he's even fat rolling

    • @robertwallen1582
      @robertwallen1582 4 года назад +63

      He managed to find a masive Strike damage strength weapon early in the game and swung the hammer until most things died. It actually works. At least until Lothric Castle where it stopped working. Strike damage really destoys a lot of pve in all 3 DS games.

    • @somedude653
      @somedude653 4 года назад +1

      He already beat everything

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi 4 года назад +16

      in this very video it was shown that the halved nameless king's life once... while fatrolling with a shield just for the fashion. not THAT bad

    • @MikeHunt-lz2hq
      @MikeHunt-lz2hq 4 года назад +17

      @@vittocrazi super bad. It's the opposite of optimal

    • @shoppingfree5622
      @shoppingfree5622 4 года назад

      Mike Hunt dang 4 hours ago. At least I ain’t the only one watching older videos.

  • @bingomanbigman3062
    @bingomanbigman3062 4 года назад +257

    I’m astounded he managed to kill the ancient wyvern like that with his brain capacity

    • @diz9606
      @diz9606 3 года назад +26

      I'm astounded he managed to get past Vordt or Abyss Watchers with that build and mindset.

    • @Cerise__
      @Cerise__ 3 года назад +6

      @@diz9606 and Pontiff Sulyvahn. He isalmost impossible to beat without Parries. And somehow i maged to do it with a Black Blade Katana.
      The problem is that he doesnt know what he is doing and just wont give a shit about the weight. I focus my weight to be under 70. I only used Katanas in the game exept before the Shrine and in Yorm Boss fight

    • @abovearth6740
      @abovearth6740 3 года назад +5

      @@Cerise__ So I actually have footage of me beating the Pontiff without parry.
      ruclips.net/video/L1qAmyp7aP0/видео.html

    • @Cerise__
      @Cerise__ 3 года назад

      @@abovearth6740 ok but Dual Wielding a Katana without parry is different

    • @enzoo3710
      @enzoo3710 3 года назад +1

      @@Cerise__ lmao what? Pontiff is manageable, killed him on 1st try with Greatsword +10 with heavy inf, never tried shields in DS and DS3 being my second game in series, You just need to git gus instead of sayin shiet like this lmao

  • @valentinakaramazova1007
    @valentinakaramazova1007 2 года назад +9

    what pains me the most, is he not discovering the shortcut to Dragonslayer Armour from the dancer bonfire, and having to make the run each time

  • @luckydr2623
    @luckydr2623 4 года назад +93

    I can see that the Nameless King face palming from his wyvern and say "God, this guy... Again."

  • @incineakechi5197
    @incineakechi5197 4 года назад +161

    "I dont know how to avoid it" Well how about you start by not wearing so much armor that your rolls are more like you tripping over while in zero gravity

  • @Kekkeri59
    @Kekkeri59 5 лет назад +395

    Fatrolling and complaining about "unavoidable damage"

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 5 лет назад +3

      its actually possible to fatroll and avoid consecutive attacks.

    • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
      @cruisingwithoutsail6585 5 лет назад +20

      @@binnysan yeah but we are talking about asmongold.

    • @OrcistCleaver
      @OrcistCleaver 5 лет назад +3

      Why even fat roll when you have the opportunity to NOT fat roll? Lol you can make the game harder to have fun but fat rolling isnt fun.

    • @matthewwhite1194
      @matthewwhite1194 5 лет назад

      Only acceptable Fat roll is if you're using havel's armor and even then armor in ds does next to nothing

    • @matthewwhite1194
      @matthewwhite1194 5 лет назад

      @@OrcistCleaver srsly, no armor? Fun cuz you fast roll, broken sword run? Still fast rolling baby

  • @mothmanmk2547
    @mothmanmk2547 3 года назад +31

    "The fact you don't know what you're doing wrong is why you don't deserve to beat this boss" Couldn't have said it better myself

  • @eligostheexalted
    @eligostheexalted 4 года назад +664

    Dude. I thought I was bad but Jesus Christ. It’s like he’s never played a video game before

    • @ashuranero5721
      @ashuranero5721 4 года назад +32

      Maybe he is dokng it on purpose to entertain us

    • @AlbertoDSalas
      @AlbertoDSalas 4 года назад +99

      He never has. He has said it before. He had only played wow estensively and other games that dont really require that much thought put into them.

    • @jontaii152
      @jontaii152 4 года назад +69

      He's just such a bad dark souls player. Doesn't learn at all from his mistakes... Eugh watching him fatroll through the game was so painful. He timed his dodges perfectly a lot of the time but still got hit because of it lmao

    • @Dislike-kq9uq
      @Dislike-kq9uq 4 года назад +7

      To be fair, I've seen worse players

    • @ArooMeister
      @ArooMeister 4 года назад +14

      That’s because he hasn’t, he’s a WoW player

  • @broomcheese
    @broomcheese 5 лет назад +380

    Imagine having over 70% equipment load

    • @JustShotsForMeh
      @JustShotsForMeh 5 лет назад +38

      @ST MD 69.8% everytime, for the Fashionsouls of course!

    • @tyrantwrld8099
      @tyrantwrld8099 5 лет назад +7

      No thanks I don't like being reminded of my early days in dark souls

    • @itsafan202
      @itsafan202 5 лет назад +3

      I wonder what it's like to have real armor lol

    • @alexpugh-harris3387
      @alexpugh-harris3387 5 лет назад

      I actually disliked this comment for how it made me feel

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 лет назад +1

      Im gonna throw up.

  • @kaia-di4pq
    @kaia-di4pq 5 лет назад +83

    "i dont get how im supposed to avoid that" try mid rolling to begin with

    • @nowaif9144
      @nowaif9144 5 лет назад +2

      I honestly wonder if he knows he this bad at the game for comedic purposes or just straight up autistic.

    • @LTDLetsPlays
      @LTDLetsPlays 5 лет назад

      i say the latter

  • @Murdock_
    @Murdock_ 2 года назад +8

    "I feel like there is so much unavoidable damage here" ...stands in every single attack

  • @Kastor774
    @Kastor774 5 лет назад +794

    I don’t think it’s realistically possible to beat Nameless while fatrolling, not using a shield and two handing a slow weapon.

    • @Hyperprofessori
      @Hyperprofessori 5 лет назад +215

      who the fuck actually blocks attacks

    • @crysosisback7115
      @crysosisback7115 5 лет назад +94

      Someone did it at lvl 1 without ever rolling and taking damage, so yeah it's doable ... But unrealisticly hard.
      And asmon is far from close to the mastery of the dude who managed to do this challenge.

    • @ACSMEX
      @ACSMEX 5 лет назад +11

      @@Hyperprofessori spear + shield dude here!!

    • @crescentmono3344
      @crescentmono3344 5 лет назад +13

      He should've check on fextra or other guide to realized his mistake. However if he does that, No one will watch his videos again. I meant his shitty playthrough is the main attraction. You throw that, he loses lots viewers

    • @brainer5457
      @brainer5457 5 лет назад +26

      Two handing a big ass weapon is pefectly fine, the main problem is fat rolling. Armor in DS3 is garbage compared to DS1 which is what he's used to.

  • @markcoutinho7598
    @markcoutinho7598 4 года назад +74

    "It's not fat rolling. I mean I have done the entire game that way, it was fine"

    • @austineis3790
      @austineis3790 3 года назад +1

      @BaneCleaver I did it unknowingly as well, finally realized in ng+. It was pain to know how easy the game gets without the fat roll.

  • @Dr_Robin_Zoro
    @Dr_Robin_Zoro 5 лет назад +251

    ARTORIAS DIED TO THIS

  • @monsters_are_human
    @monsters_are_human 8 месяцев назад +3

    Has anyone noticed that the nameless kings spear is the same spear you use to kill Rykard in Elden Ring?

  • @ChazboTheMaster
    @ChazboTheMaster 5 лет назад +135

    We are reaching levels of DSP that shouldn’t be possible

  • @NeoFluchs
    @NeoFluchs 5 лет назад +111

    06:48 "go down the elevator" : Brain.exe has stopped working

  • @MadkingLeviticus
    @MadkingLeviticus 5 лет назад +109

    "I dont think I'm supposed to kill this guy. I think I'm supposed to run away."
    After chipping ancient wyvern to death lolwat

    • @aiden6089
      @aiden6089 5 лет назад +2

      Kinky Leviticus fax

    • @colossusslayer1234
      @colossusslayer1234 5 лет назад +8

      honestly, I'm astounded he pulled that off. People only ever do that for like special challenge runs lmao

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 3 года назад +85

    Watching him just play through the game so stubbornly and being unable/unwilling to learn, I hate him.
    Hearing his friend and chat berate him the whole way through and give equally bad advice, I have a lot of respect for him.
    The patience/stubbornness is unparalleled, both for better and worse

    • @I_HATE_THE_TOS
      @I_HATE_THE_TOS 2 года назад +1

      Wait I thought he was deliberately handicapping himself for the challenge. Was he just playing the game normally?

    • @MPconTraje
      @MPconTraje 2 года назад +4

      Dude is just a game, you can play whatever you want

    • @Sixth_SSense
      @Sixth_SSense Год назад +4

      How could you hate someone for the way they play?

    • @Blair1690
      @Blair1690 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Sixth_SSensebecause he complains that he’s getting beat over and over again when all he had to do was stop using the same failing tactics again and again, seriously who would knowingly put themselves at a significantly big disadvantage and then complain about it?

    • @Sixth_SSense
      @Sixth_SSense 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Blair1690 true true

  • @jinnzoln9063
    @jinnzoln9063 5 лет назад +58

    Asmongold: “ I don’t know what I’m going wrong!” Then says “ I don’t know when to roll” well that’s what your doing wrong

  • @celestialmonkey
    @celestialmonkey 5 лет назад +131

    Wow, he actually got that far without ever learning how to roll. He's making it harder on himself by fatrolling but it would still be very do-able if he could just time a single dodge for his life.

    • @dalekmasterblaster585
      @dalekmasterblaster585 5 лет назад +1

      @cyclonemonkey It's the damn hammer weighing him down.

    • @MS-pe2vt
      @MS-pe2vt 5 лет назад +5

      cant roll, cant parry, doesnt even try to use a shield

    • @Hemestal
      @Hemestal 5 лет назад

      @@MS-pe2vt using shields in DS3 LOL

    • @anxietydarkens8084
      @anxietydarkens8084 5 лет назад +1

      Hemestal ahem yhorm’s greatshield

    • @RealNickga
      @RealNickga 4 года назад

      @@anxietydarkens8084 idk why he equipped shield with hammer. I wud never use big shields with big weapons. I used fugs with some light armor and caestus just to parry. Now that build was op.

  • @milesfort2193
    @milesfort2193 5 лет назад +73

    This physical hurts me, in so many ways
    I am slowly dying as I continue watching this...

    • @noquad824
      @noquad824 4 года назад +7

      I turned hollow watching this

    • @kindahungry8505
      @kindahungry8505 3 года назад +1

      @@noquad824 in addition to that this also made my brain smooth.

  • @idrissb9742
    @idrissb9742 2 года назад +6

    “You cant just google skill” is such a good quote

  • @adradox
    @adradox 5 лет назад +215

    Even if he manages to beat Nameless somehow with this getup, Midir as well as entire Ringed City will give him hell.

    • @miklosszabo4551
      @miklosszabo4551 5 лет назад +15

      He won't beat Nameless with this setup. He needs to be midrolling, needs to learn to be patient, needs to learn his entire moveset and all this takes at least 20 tries just from the point when he realises what he needs to do but he is not even close to that.

    • @crysosisback7115
      @crysosisback7115 5 лет назад +1

      If he understands that he needs to hit midir's face, imo he'll have a easier time dealing with midir than gael, especially while fat rolling ^^

    • @CaptainTeemoOnDuty_
      @CaptainTeemoOnDuty_ 5 лет назад +15

      in all honesty i don't even know how he managed to go this far in the game playing like this...

    • @SirCowdog
      @SirCowdog 5 лет назад

      @@miklosszabo4551 Or he could just learn how to Tower Shield. People say it's lazy and too passive, but it takes some good management of your stamina and controlling the camera to always face your target. Sure, it's easier than using a giant two-hander or dual wield with dodging, but you could go full caster and 2 shot bosses for even easier.
      Dark Souls possesses enough cheese that I feel no guilt at throwing cheese back of my own.

    • @heliopyre
      @heliopyre 5 лет назад

      ringed city broke me. couldn't even get passed demon twins.

  • @jedidragon5189
    @jedidragon5189 5 лет назад +67

    Asmon: see that that's a roll.
    Me: no that's a fat roll

  • @awesomesauce4758
    @awesomesauce4758 5 лет назад +90

    Asmongold doesn't deserve to beat dark souls like this

  • @Spectrum0122
    @Spectrum0122 Год назад +8

    Everytime I lose to a Souls boss I watch asmongold play to reassure myself

  • @GLCrushspace
    @GLCrushspace 5 лет назад +94

    *Enters Boss Arena*
    *Gets attacked by boss*
    Asmon: "Why's he hitting me?"

  • @GryffIsHere
    @GryffIsHere 5 лет назад +81

    watching him play makes me feel better about my own skill, thanks bro.

  • @Funktastic_Ed
    @Funktastic_Ed 5 лет назад +24

    Dark Souls basis :
    Dont play average stats, play super heavy or super light.
    Don't forget to put a lot of xp points on stamina, this is crucial.
    Don't let your stamina bar go down to zero, i mean NEVER do it AKA don't get greedy.
    Don't watch your character, always Watch what the ennemies are doing, play accordingly.

  • @dseagolong
    @dseagolong 2 года назад +10

    Not only does he fat roll his way through these games, he also takes the opportunity to NOT heal every time he’s on death’s door. You couldn’t play more wrong if you tried.

  • @demonicious_
    @demonicious_ 5 лет назад +66

    If he manages to beat him, he needs to fight Gael like this.

    • @Sentient_Potato-
      @Sentient_Potato- 5 лет назад +8

      gael is going to tear him a new asshole

    • @ognjen267
      @ognjen267 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck gael he needs to worry about friede

    • @crysosisback7115
      @crysosisback7115 5 лет назад +1

      @@ognjen267 Considering he doesn't use backstabs, well yeah, friede will be a problem as well ...
      Friede just requires you having an uppgraded dagger, and a hornet ring, then you're good buttfuck her non-stop ...
      Gael tho ... With how relentless he is in phase 2-3, fat rolling will hurt, a lot.
      Finished the game a hundred times i think, but gosh, fat rolling ? never even tried, it's just too painful to go through ("x ...

  • @jonathanbrooks2989
    @jonathanbrooks2989 3 года назад +75

    “This is a pretty easy fight” Famous last words

  • @argetect2847
    @argetect2847 5 лет назад +61

    The fact that he's made it this far is fucking unbelievable. When I watched his first few hilight reels from DS1 I was like... Okay... Maybe he's getting it. But then you actually watch... And it's like.... How do you NOT know how to be better? Fuckin unreal.

    • @motorheadkilling
      @motorheadkilling 5 лет назад +2

      well dark souls 3 is easier than ds1 and hes been facerolling all the bosses with the op hammer, so he got spoiled and is trying to do the same "strat" for the nameless king which clearly doesnt work

    • @ilusao1111
      @ilusao1111 5 лет назад +4

      @@motorheadkilling Dark Souls 3 isn't easier than Dark Souls 1.

    • @miklosszabo4551
      @miklosszabo4551 5 лет назад +5

      @Chase Jordan Ds1 has harder environment Ds3 has harder enemies.

    • @alecoram7874
      @alecoram7874 5 лет назад

      I wouldn't really say DS1 has a "harder environment." 90% of your deaths are caused by fucked up world geometry (great hollow comes to mind)

  • @jayb7775
    @jayb7775 2 года назад +5

    Asmon: "Oh boy, another phase!"
    Friede: "hold my scythe"

  • @nightmare171
    @nightmare171 5 лет назад +228

    Fighting nameless King is a well synched dance . You must time your dodges well at phase 2 or he Will get you for messing up the ritm. But most important he cant beat this boss at his skill level with fatrolling.

    • @seancampbell6292
      @seancampbell6292 5 лет назад +6

      Hes never going to learn what fatrolling is, let alone notice it's happening to him.

    • @viper6909
      @viper6909 5 лет назад +17

      He Knows he's fatrolling he just dosen't give a fuck

    • @Ojfanta
      @Ojfanta 5 лет назад

      cant you two shot nameless king by parrying his spear thrust?

    • @nightmare171
      @nightmare171 5 лет назад

      @@Ojfanta Dont know never tried it. But I dont think asmongold did any parrying in Ds3 which is practically harder than Ds1.

    • @collincorbell
      @collincorbell 5 лет назад

      I'm a ds3 virgin, and managed to kill nameless king fat rolling on my first playthrough. He took me about 40 to 50 attempts. I just fed up and tried something different out. I put on heavy armor and used Vordt's mace...and ended up killing him. Defeating nameless while fat rolling is possible, but if the boss gets super aggressive in phase 2, it is going to be hell.

  • @isuckateuclideangeometry9539
    @isuckateuclideangeometry9539 4 года назад +72

    3:32 "Why is he hitting me?"

    • @Mitsuru-Miki
      @Mitsuru-Miki 4 года назад +3

      PhOUNdK absolute Brain Dead.

    • @princealmighty5391
      @princealmighty5391 4 года назад +2

      U r an idiot he didnt know if to fight him or the dragon idiot

  • @artorias6502
    @artorias6502 3 года назад +20

    To be fair, this boss is incredibly difficult. I must have died 25 times.

    • @pasikurki-q9p
      @pasikurki-q9p 10 месяцев назад

      25 times isn't that bad tbh

    • @DiegoArias-hh2rd
      @DiegoArias-hh2rd 9 месяцев назад

      After playing Sekiro and then Lies of P, this boss is a joke. I feel like with every soulslike game I finish I level up in real life, and then I go back to previous games and they feel super easy.

  • @scrublord6476
    @scrublord6476 5 лет назад +33

    "have you tried rolling?"
    gotem

  • @ChronicBlaze100
    @ChronicBlaze100 5 лет назад +88

    this was physically painful to watch. like dude.. for a start fix ur fat rolling, things will change drastically and then change ur weapon of choice. if u like using heavy weapons and thats wat u feel most comfortable with then switch to an ultra greatsword like maybe lorians greatsword or black knight greatsword. vordts hammer is a fair pvp weapon but sucks for fighting bosses like u could not have asked for a more difficult challenge then to fat roll, use a great hammer, have a shield equipped but never use it, and fight the NAMELESS KING! i feel like all of that was on purpose tho, plz tell me all of that was on purpose

    • @SirSnugglezHD
      @SirSnugglezHD 5 лет назад +3

      Nope, sadly he just stubborn and wont listen to anyone's advice 😂

    • @porterclassicbladerunnerfa4749
      @porterclassicbladerunnerfa4749 5 лет назад +10

      I remember my friend got dark souls and when he reached Orenstein and Omough he used havel’s armour and fat rolled. He spent hours on that boss and didn’t win. I told him to use lighter armour and after 4 more tries he beat it. Dark souls is about adapting and changing your strategy so you can overcome seemingly impossible challenges. However Asmond sticks to his awful strategies and continues to fail.

    • @onimexa5812
      @onimexa5812 4 года назад

      Lol, shield gives stamina regen

    • @shironeko5241
      @shironeko5241 4 года назад

      @David Domingo If I'm not mistaken Nameless is weak to Frostbite... but Vordt is not weak at all, in fact being a early game option it is very begginer friendly, enough AR and Frostbite is op as F

  • @redbullets891
    @redbullets891 5 лет назад +57

    He gotta be trolling dude

  • @gagebyers1057
    @gagebyers1057 Год назад +2

    “It’s not the fat rolling” he says as he dies fat rolling for the millionth time