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  • @synth_dahl4438
    @synth_dahl4438 7 лет назад +5292

    Later, that suited guy had to go home and when his loved one asked how his meeting went, he had to explain that he ran into a man covered in peanut butter, dressed like a king while a blue-haired guy filmed him.
    That thought gives me life.

    • @malum3091
      @malum3091 6 лет назад +60

      Oh God 😂

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 6 лет назад +44

      It was Tyler filming....I think...I might be wrong! XD

    • @jack_of_the_cards
      @jack_of_the_cards 5 лет назад +20

      XD😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 лет назад +90

      Some say, there are peanut butter stains on that carpet to this very day.

    • @pinkiegoof
      @pinkiegoof 5 лет назад +51

      Aerin Punch that man is haunted by that experience to this very day

  • @thecrunchofgravel6751
    @thecrunchofgravel6751 7 лет назад +5207

    Mark just accidentally gave everyone material of him in front of a green screen. I expect some good things.

    • @funnydog4057
      @funnydog4057 7 лет назад +139

      Oh Look Another Teen On RUclips, What Are The Odds? PLEASE

    • @stellunacos
      @stellunacos 7 лет назад +35

      yes

    • @parakeat6185
      @parakeat6185 7 лет назад +57

      Oh Look Another Teen On RUclips, What Are The Odds? I freaking love your user name

    • @irbiswirbis
      @irbiswirbis 5 лет назад +28

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
      also I love your username @The Crunch Of Gravel

    • @lunaboggs6183
      @lunaboggs6183 5 лет назад +9

      Fook yea

  • @aelores
    @aelores 7 лет назад +4771

    Markiplier: This is your ball.
    Markiplier: This is your ball on drugs.
    Markiplier: Any questions?
    Me: *slowly raises hand*

  • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
    @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +1765

    "this is your ball"
    *Annus*
    "And this is your ball on drugs*
    *Unus*

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 4 года назад +38

      Oh, so THAT'S why Ethan's like that XD

    • @o5-574
      @o5-574 4 года назад +12

      Opposite way, Annus is white and Unus is the black

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +10

      @@o5-574 yeah, thats what i put it as.

    • @o5-574
      @o5-574 4 года назад +6

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 Ah, apologies

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад +7

      Memento Mori 🖤🤍

  • @Devan-od6jw
    @Devan-od6jw 7 лет назад +2193

    "King of the Squirrels Mark" just looks like they reached 5 years into the past and borrowed 2012 Mark for a couple shots.

  • @jaystitches
    @jaystitches 7 лет назад +2164

    "I know this looks weird, don't worry about It."
    I'M FUCKING CACKLING

    • @mochavibez
      @mochavibez 7 лет назад +17

      jaybat THE BEST PART LMAOO

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 7 лет назад +9

      jaybat I'm betting that guy thinks Mark is crazy now. XD

    • @Nightmarewolf13
      @Nightmarewolf13 7 лет назад +4

      jaybat me too 😀😀😊😃😂😂😂😂

    • @jaystitches
      @jaystitches 7 лет назад +7

      Lyrica Silvan dude I think Mark's crazy. can't imagine what other people think of him.

    • @chloekittrell9289
      @chloekittrell9289 7 лет назад +3

      900th liker!, jaybat u great!!

  • @Patroclus
    @Patroclus 7 лет назад +2237

    People sometimes tell me that I am crazy. Then I watch Mark and realize I have a long way to go till they are right.

    • @charpancakes
      @charpancakes 7 лет назад +9

      HAHA TRU

    • @Patroclus
      @Patroclus 7 лет назад

      OLD PLAY GAMEPLAY thanks for spamming my comment with 100+ likes.

    • @cassiopeiaswartz9895
      @cassiopeiaswartz9895 7 лет назад +2

      OLD PLAY GAMEPLAY you go to your channel then click video manager and then click the little drop down box and select delete

    • @Patroclus
      @Patroclus 7 лет назад +3

      brofessor ninjacat LMAO! Is this what they call savage?

    • @soltrev6352
      @soltrev6352 7 лет назад

      OLD PLAY GAMEPLAY the 3 dots next to the vid if u go on phone it'll say delete and once u press it it'll delete

  • @apollo1939
    @apollo1939 6 лет назад +982

    *friend freaks out because she hears something in a bush*
    Me: don't worry it's just mark

    • @aceofspades2201
      @aceofspades2201 4 года назад +18

      *Mark jumps from bush*
      You: Oh, hey Mark.
      Friend: the fu---

    • @jacky_wacky_quaky
      @jacky_wacky_quaky 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@aceofspades2201
      *MARK*"HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS BUSHIPLIER"

  • @jhssk_3080
    @jhssk_3080 7 лет назад +540

    "sorry it could never work between us"
    BUBBLES!!!!!!

  • @EmSonntag
    @EmSonntag 7 лет назад +2429

    I am still so bewildered at how tiny Ethan must be to fit into a cub scout uniform that well...

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +32

      Hold on that was a cub scout uniform???

    • @tunatunamussel3506
      @tunatunamussel3506 5 лет назад +40

      @@RtsShrtFrRtthw cub scout uniforms are blue, boy scout uniforms are khaki

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +7

      @@tunatunamussel3506 ah, ok

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +5

      @Artistic tomato wow

    • @jamesslick9879
      @jamesslick9879 5 лет назад +8

      Mark could fit into a cub scout outfit...

  • @kole5254
    @kole5254 7 лет назад +1440

    Mark apologizing is adorable

    • @irbiswirbis
      @irbiswirbis 5 лет назад +16

      Preach

    • @seahorse218
      @seahorse218 5 лет назад +3

      When was it

    • @bluegloop8023
      @bluegloop8023 5 лет назад +11

      @@seahorse218 1:38

    • @Quackeries3
      @Quackeries3 5 лет назад +13

      Mark is adorable himself :D

    • @LightLull
      @LightLull 5 лет назад +2

      I would like this, but it’s at 666 likes
      So know that I enjoy

  • @abbydean2303
    @abbydean2303 5 лет назад +1238

    Is no one going to acknowledge the fact that Mark is the one who came up with "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"?!? LIKE EVEN THE MOVEMENTS ARE THE SAME!!!

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 года назад +66

      You have a point with the movement thing, but he most certainly did not invent that phrase. Neither did Marvel. Although they may have added the last bit.

    • @wozw4ld912
      @wozw4ld912 4 года назад +7

      @@minimalgrammar1276 do you hear that

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 года назад +14

      @@wozw4ld912 ?
      I'm about to get bamboozled, aren't I?

    • @jellybob7190
      @jellybob7190 4 года назад +6

      I was literally thinking that when I saw it lmaoo😂

    • @Mr.Dr.Doctor
      @Mr.Dr.Doctor 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@minimalgrammar1276haha get left hangin

  • @oopsgingermoment
    @oopsgingermoment 7 лет назад +595

    "I know this looks weird. Don't worry about it." Mark was way too calm when saying that. lol

    • @Kittyka2345
      @Kittyka2345 7 лет назад +35

      Ariana Penno seems like he is used to it

  • @multicolorkat
    @multicolorkat 7 лет назад +415

    Kathryn is done with everything.
    I love her so much omfg.

    • @naturalnat3452
      @naturalnat3452 7 лет назад +38

      Kathryn is literally my spirit animal! I love her so much!

  • @zoezeigler3299
    @zoezeigler3299 7 лет назад +3231

    I love how mark instantly looks 4 years younger when he shaves his beard and puts peanut butter in place of it 😂😂

  • @marblesoda_bish
    @marblesoda_bish 4 года назад +496

    6:16 *This is what Ethan was talking about in the Unus Annus video: "Roasting Mark for 15 Minutes."*

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 4 года назад +7

      I was looking for this comment!!!

    • @alexplaysminc.-.5922
      @alexplaysminc.-.5922 3 года назад +25

      As a person who regularly cuts their nails by tearing them (partially because I don't have a nail clipper and partially because I'm too lazy to go the the next room to take them) this is actually very normal. I'd forget a nail or two on the desk and karma would instantly get me the next time I work because it'd be stabbing my elbow next.

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 года назад +1

      @@alexplaysminc.-.5922 same

  • @harlequeenchannel
    @harlequeenchannel 7 лет назад +1898

    Can we just acknowlodge the fact that at the part when the man walks by seeing Mark as King of the Squirrels...
    Man: Meh, I've seen weirder things happen here.

    • @walkingtalkingdread
      @walkingtalkingdread 6 лет назад +8

      HarleQueen wait wasn’t there a comment under this video which Said yes and everyone else was freaking out because they thought that the actual man commented.

    • @emily.gramley
      @emily.gramley 5 лет назад +7

      HarleQueen *cue The Office theme*

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 4 года назад +1

      I'm mean, it is LA

  • @ChasingErin
    @ChasingErin 7 лет назад +1003

    Mark: "I'm sorry; it can never work between us"
    Ball: *looks into the camera like on The Office*

    • @kitsunehime3911
      @kitsunehime3911 7 лет назад +52

      Dude what was even better was after when Mark just hides in a bush like an adorable weirdo XD

    • @starblaiz1986
      @starblaiz1986 7 лет назад +19

      Wait...
      ..American version or British version?
      Note: there is a correct answer. An incorrect answer will result in immediate death =^.^= x

    • @kaiaspindler4884
      @kaiaspindler4884 7 лет назад +5

      Omg that's what I thought 😄😄

    • @DubiousScooby
      @DubiousScooby 7 лет назад +3

      ChasingErin yeeeeees

  • @epicosity1224
    @epicosity1224 7 лет назад +491

    THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS THING AT THE VERY END LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE MARK FROM YEARS AGO OHHH THE NOSTALGIA

    • @justanerd9719
      @justanerd9719 7 лет назад +3

      The nostalgia was real. And I made it an even 200 likes.

  • @romeosdistress1103
    @romeosdistress1103 5 лет назад +433

    "it's perfectly balanced..."
    ...as all things should be

  • @Tj-oh8qf
    @Tj-oh8qf 7 лет назад +462

    "Don't mind us I know this weird"

    • @streamoflillies2345
      @streamoflillies2345 6 лет назад +14

      And then you see Mark questioning why he does this shit

  • @REI-hw6fv
    @REI-hw6fv 7 лет назад +569

    Mark's sad face in the bushes is gunna be my new wallpaper

  • @rabbitintheskye1732
    @rabbitintheskye1732 7 лет назад +543

    Things to not worry about
    1) Guy running back and forth in what appears to be a burger king outfit with what appears to be peanut butter all over his face
    2) A guy sticking his butt in the air while being on a ball that I presume is very bouncy, while also talking about explosive toenails.
    Now Jim for the weather. Jim?

    • @patsymcfee7867
      @patsymcfee7867 7 лет назад +14

      Also a guy recording Markiplier's butt 😂😂😂

    • @darrahtrimble3532
      @darrahtrimble3532 7 лет назад +1

      Banana Splt It's dry

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 7 лет назад +16

      Banana Splt still dry

    • @whoop-c2742
      @whoop-c2742 7 лет назад +3

      +Banana Splt as you can see....it is midnight......take it from here, Jim.

    • @rabbitintheskye1732
      @rabbitintheskye1732 7 лет назад +1

      +fuck off ~
      Thank you Jim, now... here it is *licks finger and holds it up* Still dry.
      Jim?

  • @spadehenri8300
    @spadehenri8300 4 года назад +179

    the fact that mark owns a king outfit, a priest outfit and a shiny blue dress shirt that's 2 sizes too small is bewildering

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 4 года назад +10

      The shirts isn't too small, his muscles are too big

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 4 года назад +13

      Also, its not that bewildering to me I have a bunch of costumes for no particular reason, once I went about my day dressed like a cheerleader just because I felt like being a cheerleader that day

  • @ccthesylveon
    @ccthesylveon 7 лет назад +2037

    5:15 "People just keep ending up dying around me for random various reasons.." *gOES INTO CARDIAC ARREST*

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 7 лет назад +51

      **goES COMATOSE**

    • @canihearawahoo5568
      @canihearawahoo5568 7 лет назад +9

      ded

    • @wolfsongrising
      @wolfsongrising 6 лет назад +2

      Rosefellow I just almost choked on a lung you made me laugh so hard-

    • @rictaslicta
      @rictaslicta 6 лет назад +1

      911th LIKER

    • @ASteadyForce
      @ASteadyForce 5 лет назад +1

      this is why that Slipknot song is named that, it all make sense now (except for how they got a time machine but that's just nitpicking)

  • @zazolumanekrone919
    @zazolumanekrone919 7 лет назад +446

    "Don't mind us. I know this looks weird but everythings ok"

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 7 лет назад +7

      I love how awkward that part was

    • @hannahcooper4055
      @hannahcooper4055 7 лет назад +10

      Just imagine it. You casually walking down a hall when a guy in a red king costume and covered in peanut butter just shows up

    • @sillybeans5584
      @sillybeans5584 7 лет назад

      kyle erard bgco

    • @Chu_Nyanning
      @Chu_Nyanning 7 лет назад +2

      What your teachers say when you see two teachers making out in the classroom when you first walk in.

  • @kat_the_mouse
    @kat_the_mouse 7 лет назад +1347

    "there seem to be all the misunderstandings where people just end up dying around me" * cue sobbing * COLONEL NOOOOO
    WKM has literally taken all the humor from Warfstache and replaced it with pity and sadness.

    • @OjamaIndigo
      @OjamaIndigo 6 лет назад +56

      social - disaster not exactly, it was a sad story for a while, but now with wilford mutherlovin warfstache we learn that he was depressed at first but then he cane to terms that the world is crazy so instead of being depressingly crazy he accepts it and enjoys it

    • @tourmalineii4134
      @tourmalineii4134 6 лет назад +12

      thanks mark

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 лет назад +24

      Mark and his team are a fantastic, creative bunch. They took jokey characters from Mark's past and gave them genuine lore and personification. And apparently, there's more to come...

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 года назад +10

      Must. Protect. Bubblegum. Baby!!!!

  • @DiaryofGib
    @DiaryofGib 5 лет назад +415

    Gosh see here's the thing
    This is my friend group.
    But there is absolutely NO finished product.
    Just bloopers.
    No show

  • @6ixpixl438
    @6ixpixl438 7 лет назад +499

    *this is your ball...And this is tour ball on drugs* (makes big poumf sound) *Any questions?* (flicks wrist, ball goes flying, hits Ethan in the face) Mark was right... It was on drugs...

  • @Sunflower_Haze
    @Sunflower_Haze 7 лет назад +637

    Warfstache always sounds like he's a bit tipsy XD

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 6 лет назад +918

    Mark must be known as the town weirdo where he lives

    • @Virginiajaneisloading
      @Virginiajaneisloading 4 года назад +39

      yeah cause in L.A hes the only weirdo

    • @BlackwoodManor
      @BlackwoodManor 4 года назад +46

      @@Virginiajaneisloading He's the only King of the Squirrels

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 4 года назад +22

      @@BlackwoodManor and the one and only king of FNAF

    • @shrimpzu_6087
      @shrimpzu_6087 3 года назад +4

      @@bellaknightR597 yes

    • @patrickracer43
      @patrickracer43 3 года назад +4

      In Cincinnati, yes, but in Los Angeles, not even close

  • @Curiouswhatever
    @Curiouswhatever 6 лет назад +843

    When it's April 30th: *It's gonna be May*

    • @ray2887
      @ray2887 4 года назад +31

      i’m here from the future, and lemme just tell you:
      i t ‘ s g o n n a b e m a y

    • @mono4390
      @mono4390 4 года назад +20

      i t s a l r e a d y m a y

    • @Person-ed2ys
      @Person-ed2ys 4 года назад +18

      i t ' s n o l o n g e r m a y

    • @lizzyjamieson2630
      @lizzyjamieson2630 4 года назад +8

      Feels like m a y w a s t e n y e a r s a g o

    • @altf4582
      @altf4582 4 года назад +4

      m a y w a s 6 m o n t h s a g o

  • @mfash7945
    @mfash7945 7 лет назад +563

    well now every time I hear something in the bush outside I'm gonna think, "No worries. It's only Mark"

    • @shimmafreestyleh6435
      @shimmafreestyleh6435 7 лет назад +6

      Supergirl that's comforting to you? - Freestyleh

    • @someguyontheinternet884
      @someguyontheinternet884 6 лет назад +2

      Lexy yup...only mark! Keep thinking that little lady...
      *Continues to stare through bushes, stalking the girl ready to kidnap her and take her home so she can di-* WHY ARE U LISTENING TO MY CONVERSATION WITH M- oh wait, it’s just mark :D

  • @abbey7080
    @abbey7080 7 лет назад +3145

    When the bloopers video is longer than the actual episode

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 7 лет назад +69

      uh... yeah, that's how it works?

    • @xAkumi
      @xAkumi 7 лет назад +5

      nuri emini thats not how it works all the time... just sayin

    • @KnightedSilverWolf
      @KnightedSilverWolf 7 лет назад

      Abbey no
      Fail

    • @whywhy8276
      @whywhy8276 7 лет назад +2

      what fail?

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 7 лет назад +21

      knowing Mark that's not surprising lol

  • @Mizfit100880
    @Mizfit100880 7 лет назад +420

    Lol Kathryn's ears must beg for mercy after editing so many of these weird noises that originate from Mark's mouth

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 7 лет назад +9

      Zarabi Mizanin lol

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 5 лет назад +910

    * is last day of April *
    Warfstache: *its gonna be May*
    Peter Parker: * has aunt *
    Warfstache: *its gonna be May*

    • @BJAM1015
      @BJAM1015 4 года назад +2

      What are you even talking about

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 года назад +7

      @@BJAM1015 I was just making a joke lmao

    • @feef1699
      @feef1699 4 года назад +5

      Captain Spooptastic 210 people and i agree that it was a mighty fine joke indeed

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 года назад +2

      @@feef1699 Why thank you good sir/ma'am/esteemed person

    • @bolognabl
      @bolognabl 4 года назад +2

      * visible confusion *

  • @kayden7428
    @kayden7428 7 лет назад +554

    Ethan: *Spits out water* "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME"
    Me: *Literally Dying of laughter*

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 6 лет назад +16

      It was actually alcohol...he had to spit it out...

    • @buddurmics2729
      @buddurmics2729 6 лет назад +13

      pretty sure it was vodka

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 6 лет назад +8

      @@buddurmics2729Yup! That's what he said- if I remember correctly. (I tried looking for the video before I commented- couldn't find it where he had said it was vodka- :/)

    • @promethanol4162
      @promethanol4162 6 лет назад +6

      absolute vodka

    • @aliaqasim7244
      @aliaqasim7244 5 лет назад +4

      SleepySkitts 25 ACTUALLY HE SAID THAT BECAUSE HE WAS SPITTING OUT FUCKING VODKA!

  • @isaac3907
    @isaac3907 7 лет назад +718

    The part where mark just walks into a bush in the background at 2:08 is the best

  • @kaleidoscopekayley
    @kaleidoscopekayley 7 лет назад +614

    I feel like I can always tell when Mark is talking to Amy even when she's off camera. His voice just immediately gets softer and his eyes crinkle a little. It's v cute. ^-^

    • @margesauls9252
      @margesauls9252 7 лет назад +12

      Kaleidoscope Kayley YES I NOTICED THAT TOO

    • @wolfweird3444
      @wolfweird3444 7 лет назад +11

      Aw really?!? That's so fucking cute!!!! She's so freaking pretty too! Mark really found a keeper

    • @kaleidoscopekayley
      @kaleidoscopekayley 7 лет назад +17

      Kitty Cat She seems like a super cool and talented girl! And her memes are on point.

    • @Scholz23
      @Scholz23 7 лет назад +15

      Yeah that's so true, can I find someone who will instantly change like that when talking to me pleaasseee lol

    • @dolly000
      @dolly000 7 лет назад +6

      Kaleidoscope Kayley he is a softie cutie 😍😍😍😍

  • @galaxxycloud6644
    @galaxxycloud6644 6 лет назад +502

    Wilford is probably the best person Markiplier made up. Everyone loves a man in overalls. Am I right :>

    • @hyacinth1729
      @hyacinth1729 5 лет назад +31

      Suspenders, Friend... but hey suspenders are wonderful! And overalls too!

    • @NoOne-hq7nz
      @NoOne-hq7nz 4 года назад +5

      I like Dr. Iplier more-

    • @HarleyQuinn-zi1vd
      @HarleyQuinn-zi1vd 4 года назад +13

      Darkiplier is the best

    • @jupiter6661
      @jupiter6661 4 года назад +14

      honestly i love em all, but warfstache and darkiplier hold a special place in my heart

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeaaahhhh😏😏😏

  • @hopefulsandpile2330
    @hopefulsandpile2330 7 лет назад +519

    All I got to say. Ethan watching Wilford sing mumbo jumbo gave me some serious Ponyboy vibes.

    • @madam-mint
      @madam-mint 7 лет назад +11

      Mythical Girl I can see why you say that.

    • @emily.gramley
      @emily.gramley 5 лет назад +3

      OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT BOOK 😂😂 you’re right lol

    • @jocelyn3893
      @jocelyn3893 5 лет назад +15

      Hopie Dopie Ethan was hot right there

    • @KittyFridge
      @KittyFridge 4 года назад +5

      **Confused noises** **Is a fan of mumbo**

    • @dillthepickle2457
      @dillthepickle2457 4 года назад +2

      Human Being same same. the wonderful mustache madman-

  • @Fiery_Klongo
    @Fiery_Klongo 7 лет назад +629

    Mark dressed as king of the squirrels looks EXACTLY like 22 year old mark.

    • @aonjonix_292
      @aonjonix_292 7 лет назад +7

      Raistlin Ashby
      Umm, yeah. That's how people work.

    • @grimmbonez_
      @grimmbonez_ 7 лет назад +3

      i was thinking the exact same thing!!!

    • @fortuys7754
      @fortuys7754 7 лет назад +6

      it's probably the glasses !

    • @kbingo5135
      @kbingo5135 7 лет назад +2

      + Nathan Colombari I think it's more because he shaved.

    • @hydrosdepression6501
      @hydrosdepression6501 7 лет назад +1

      mhm. my HeaRT

  • @ewJplay
    @ewJplay 7 лет назад +790

    Mark in the bushes was the funniests

  • @deddsos
    @deddsos 6 лет назад +264

    0:32
    “Hunting so-viets before they were so-viets” 😂😂

  • @ms.marvelous8156
    @ms.marvelous8156 7 лет назад +217

    How can teamiplier be both concerningly insane and adorable at the same time?

    • @jenniferh725
      @jenniferh725 7 лет назад +9

      ms.marvelous 815 I relate

    • @lunchsire
      @lunchsire 7 лет назад +9

      I'm only replying to say this.
      Excuse me miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your Daddy's got money.

  • @whenandy1959
    @whenandy1959 7 лет назад +497

    1:16 random guy going about his day sees them being weird, sees the peanut butter on his face and the ridiculous outfit...

    • @witchofthemoss
      @witchofthemoss 7 лет назад +9

      Kyler Parsons Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @lovedaymorbid
      @lovedaymorbid 7 лет назад +53

      He had the chillest reaction tho like "alright well just another Tuesday"

    • @Llamacorn87
      @Llamacorn87 7 лет назад +29

      Uhhh... I'm king of the squirrels.

    • @Lesquidliestone
      @Lesquidliestone 7 лет назад +13

      Not only that, this was clearly in an office building. Dude was dressed up in a suit, probably heading towards a meeting or something. Just randomly encounters a guy dressed as a king with peanut butter all over his face.

    • @szutyksosisback
      @szutyksosisback 7 лет назад +2

      XD

  • @alistryy_2634
    @alistryy_2634 7 лет назад +196

    "This is your ball. This is your ball in drugs. Any questions?"
    -Markiplier 2017

  • @gangsteri-aine3122
    @gangsteri-aine3122 5 лет назад +62

    5:30 there it is, there's the ''don't touch me'' that you can hear every unus annus video

  • @ramonascott3445
    @ramonascott3445 7 лет назад +377

    man: *walks by*
    mark: *in a Kings outfit with peanut butter on his face* I know this looks weird.. don't worry about it.
    man: o-0 okay.

  • @ragdoll_x_music
    @ragdoll_x_music 7 лет назад +3694

    I wonder what that guy was thinking when he walked in on a random dude in a king costume and peanut butter on his face 😂😂😂

    • @muppetman2914
      @muppetman2914 7 лет назад +28

      That's the point

    • @Nanorobotic
      @Nanorobotic 7 лет назад +135

      Ragdoll X "oh shit it's the king of the squirrels! better hide my nuts!"

    • @epictitle
      @epictitle 7 лет назад +179

      "What porno did I walk in on?"

    • @matheff71
      @matheff71 7 лет назад +57

      He probably was like "That's my kind of fetish"

    • @sleepymarshmallow3979
      @sleepymarshmallow3979 7 лет назад +8

      I do To XD

  • @Cyreides
    @Cyreides 7 лет назад +206

    Ethan: slowly undressing while smiling at the camera
    Me: reaching for the pause button
    Ethan: stops
    Video: cuts away
    :'(

    • @ivancubacub531
      @ivancubacub531 7 лет назад +59

      you need some BUBBLES!

    • @spicyspidicey
      @spicyspidicey 7 лет назад +1

      Cyreides I was yelling yes at my tablet when this happened

    • @purpleguy9421
      @purpleguy9421 7 лет назад +1

      Cyreides a' m sorry

  • @moshinu9468
    @moshinu9468 5 лет назад +216

    *after Damien* Warf: hey...so...you wanna make a TV show?
    Damien: ....sure.

  • @Wawewenah
    @Wawewenah 7 лет назад +349

    2:22 a wild markiplier apear 😂

  • @duckduck153
    @duckduck153 7 лет назад +202

    Respect for Kathryn for not losing her mind when listening to the BUBBLES! audio :)

    • @Quince477
      @Quince477 7 лет назад +7

      JustStupidMe153 lol

  • @heyimkay473
    @heyimkay473 7 лет назад +161

    "It's gonna be may"
    Little late there XD

  • @pankacs6487
    @pankacs6487 4 года назад +115

    5:32 just might have been the first "don't touch me"

  • @kaces_mind
    @kaces_mind 7 лет назад +272

    The speech the Ball made after Mark ended their relationship was absolutely beautifully true. I legit cried. Respect.

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 7 лет назад +2

      R e s p e c c

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 7 лет назад

      Sorry I was just looking for refs of Amy & Wil for an AU and was passing by in the comments HHH
      I should just get to drawing-

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 6 лет назад +1

      *slow clap*
      _That was the most glorious thing to ever grace our ears_

  • @MrWaffelXD
    @MrWaffelXD 6 лет назад +417

    Bushiplier was born

  • @darkestbreeze8953
    @darkestbreeze8953 7 лет назад +544

    mark: this is your ball on drugs... any questions?
    me: yeah, why is it-
    mark: throws ball*
    me: JESUS, just asking XD

    • @Tripmutt
      @Tripmutt 7 лет назад +2

      darkestbreeze the gorillaz references made me happy

    • @msflowerchild06
      @msflowerchild06 6 лет назад

      Kirmethe_frog "get-get fuck off" says mark
      Not trying to be mean 😂😂😂

  • @dedtoast3762
    @dedtoast3762 5 лет назад +81

    Mark: gently closes the fridge
    Amy: * insert one punch opening*

  • @thebigsquirrel50
    @thebigsquirrel50 7 лет назад +2963

    Your whole channel is one big blooper.
    And that's why it's so good...

    • @derpburp3445
      @derpburp3445 7 лет назад +28

      holy crap Mark is getting roasted

    • @TritaniumYT
      @TritaniumYT 7 лет назад +10

      Lifted Tripod Until you press Read More

    • @thebigsquirrel50
      @thebigsquirrel50 7 лет назад +4

      ade gaming Bruh press read more.... It was a compliment...

    • @soltrev6352
      @soltrev6352 7 лет назад +1

      TheBigSquirrel 50 I know I was joking ps could u subscribe to me I did to u

    • @arinmadison6029
      @arinmadison6029 7 лет назад

      TheBigSquirrel 50 I

  • @juliegriebel4077
    @juliegriebel4077 7 лет назад +174

    can I just point out eTHAN LOOKS PHENOMENAL

  • @foxxpaww7947
    @foxxpaww7947 7 лет назад +519

    thanks mark you stick hit me when it reached Australia

    • @robertogodoy9101
      @robertogodoy9101 7 лет назад +3

      Corporal Shorty
      loi

    • @ellatonna2431
      @ellatonna2431 7 лет назад +11

      Corporal Shorty I thought it hit me

    • @foxxpaww7947
      @foxxpaww7947 7 лет назад +11

      it bounced of my head and hit you jorja Jackson1456 XD

    • @alonestray9908
      @alonestray9908 7 лет назад +13

      So that's what I saw flying through the sky 😮

    • @stalebroccoli1925
      @stalebroccoli1925 7 лет назад +4

      Glad i wasn't the only who saw that

  • @bonbon829
    @bonbon829 6 лет назад +3167

    Guy's wife: how was your day at work honey?
    Guy: I don't wanna talk about it
    Guy's wife: what happened? You can tell me
    Guy: well... I saw a guy in a weird king costume, and he had penutbutter smeared on his face, dripping all over the place.
    Guy's wife: ..... Did his shirt say anything?
    Guy: it had a M on it I think
    Guy's wife: oh, that was just Markiplier, don't mind his weird stuff, it's normal for him
    Guy: ......wha???

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 5 лет назад +149

      Other guy: Pffft, that's nothing. I saw that same guy lying on a ball over his hands going over some weird list of side effects. I'm pretty sure he said something about bowel loss, but I'm sure it's fine.

    • @melissamarquardt1971
      @melissamarquardt1971 5 лет назад +9

      @@toxicdemon1315 ha

    • @romanthunder9501
      @romanthunder9501 5 лет назад +8

      @@melissamarquardt1971 dam right ha

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 лет назад +6

      @@toxicdemon1315 🤣🤣

    • @frostwolf561
      @frostwolf561 5 лет назад +7

      ExCusE Me! How does the wife know.

  • @Lalitaredwings
    @Lalitaredwings 7 лет назад +859

    5:15 After watching Who Killed Markiplier..
    ; _ ; Oh Colonel.. (sobs without end)

    • @KristinaRegis
      @KristinaRegis 7 лет назад +24

      Lalita Patel *sobs with you*

    • @mollsgreys5827
      @mollsgreys5827 7 лет назад +21

      *brings tissues amd blankets to cry with you*

    • @jeannietraverso903
      @jeannietraverso903 7 лет назад +21

      *gets out the tub of ice cream*

    • @lpsmadgirls
      @lpsmadgirls 7 лет назад +16

      *cries with you* noooooo William

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 7 лет назад +26

      A thought just occurred to me - what if Wil kept the staff from the Mayor in some room of his or something but because he's kinda forgotten about the events he doesn't really know where he got it from?
      Oh, also after the mental health unit in my health class, I was studying Wilford's behavior and it looks likes he might have Schizophrenia, which would explain a lot about him.

  • @bowestin6216
    @bowestin6216 7 лет назад +107

    I love LOVE Ethan just standing there while mark warms up to he Warf

  • @cleibarnhart
    @cleibarnhart 7 лет назад +252

    This video didn't just make my day, it made my entire year

    • @cleibarnhart
      @cleibarnhart 7 лет назад +6

      y'all are adorable

    • @rainbigsby5945
      @rainbigsby5945 7 лет назад +1

      This made my entire life :p

    • @binky1676
      @binky1676 7 лет назад +3

      This made my entire existence! ;)

    • @luke73tnt.
      @luke73tnt. 7 лет назад

      Guts!! ! Your life must be very boring

    • @binky1676
      @binky1676 7 лет назад

      luke73tnt No but you messed up the sequence tho.

  • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
    @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +159

    "I know this looks weird. Dont worry about it."
    9:51 hold on... he's wearing Ethan's jacket and Dark's coat.

    • @ringv6543
      @ringv6543 4 года назад +25

      Wait, at the end of Who killed Markiplier Damien possessed the protagonist's body, and if I remember correctly EEF was the one recording all the scenes, which turns him into the real protagonist... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
      Edit: heck, I misspelled EEF

    • @theoneandonlymr.d
      @theoneandonlymr.d 3 года назад +7

      @@ringv6543 wait you're right--

  • @hausdimitrescu
    @hausdimitrescu 7 лет назад +335

    "I know this looks weird, don't worry about it." I wonder what went through that guy's mind 😂

  • @queensalmon4905
    @queensalmon4905 7 лет назад +125

    I'm all here for Ethan looking like a Greaser in the beginning hell yeah

    • @Rynilin
      @Rynilin 6 лет назад

      Queen Salmon
      whats a greaser

    • @Rynilin
      @Rynilin 6 лет назад

      I'm on Ch 9 on that ;~;

  • @twiharryfan212
    @twiharryfan212 7 лет назад +156

    Ethan's greatest enemy is the King of the Squirrels.

  • @JadenGibson
    @JadenGibson 5 лет назад +82

    7:38 Mark predicting Infinity War a year early

  • @mochreach429
    @mochreach429 7 лет назад +108

    "This... is your ball. This is your ball on drugs. Any questions?"
    Oh, I have a lot of questions.

  • @victoriagentry3936
    @victoriagentry3936 7 лет назад +131

    Ethan in that jacket though

    • @certainlynotsav54
      @certainlynotsav54 7 лет назад +21

      Mr. Fancybottoms your profile picture is magestic

  • @lotuslexa.6494
    @lotuslexa.6494 7 лет назад +232

    3:52 I love how Chica walks in and is like "Oh hey Mark... Oh, he's doing something stupid again"

    • @rayrdarogue6396
      @rayrdarogue6396 7 лет назад +12

      don't you mean....
      Oh Hai Mark

    • @dawnforest1506
      @dawnforest1506 7 лет назад +8

      Lotus Lexa. don't you mean...
      BUBBLES!

    • @chailatte8874
      @chailatte8874 7 лет назад +3

      RayrDaRogue best comment ever 😂

    • @blinky3552
      @blinky3552 7 лет назад +8

      RayrDaRogue I did not hit her!

    • @julienverret9926
      @julienverret9926 7 лет назад +1

      She reacted the same way he did but cute
      I she's sooooo adorable at 4:02

  • @estrellaanderson3432
    @estrellaanderson3432 5 лет назад +70

    When he was balancing the stick and was like “perfectly balanced” I was expecting him to finish it with “as all things should be” then I realized this was released a year before Infinity War 😂

  • @Velcr0rapt0rr
    @Velcr0rapt0rr 7 лет назад +232

    11:28 - 11:49 Mark becomes increasingly more insane with every shot

  • @JenniferandLucky
    @JenniferandLucky 7 лет назад +227

    Mark: "the bloopers are gonna be even longer than the actual video"
    Me: **expecting like a thirty minute video**
    Video: **is actually just a little over a minute longer than the actual video**

  • @alyssamarie3142
    @alyssamarie3142 7 лет назад +224

    His singing bit reminded me of Sims songs

  • @lctol6863
    @lctol6863 5 лет назад +104

    "Honey what should we name our daughter?"
    11:36

  • @marissahenderson4428
    @marissahenderson4428 7 лет назад +207

    5:51 etHAN YOU SINNER

    • @xbreannakillamx4809
      @xbreannakillamx4809 6 лет назад +2

      Marissa the rat so cute tho❤

    • @tracygardella9911
      @tracygardella9911 6 лет назад +3

      Oh god 😂😂

      Edit:why did audio correct make it say i god 😂

    • @thething2723
      @thething2723 5 лет назад

      I was legit the entire time like "woah, let's not go there!"

  • @witch01125
    @witch01125 7 лет назад +880

    2:20 Next time I hear rustling in the bushes outside my house, I shall not hesitate to check it out.
    (Lol, Imagine finding le Markiplier in your bushes XD)

    • @Ari-kr9nc
      @Ari-kr9nc 6 лет назад +30

      Oh, hi mark

    • @no.4737
      @no.4737 6 лет назад +39

      Kid: Mom, look! There's a short man inside that bush!
      Mom: Don't look, jimmy... He's probably homeless...

    • @OjamaIndigo
      @OjamaIndigo 6 лет назад +22

      Alyssa Galvan a wild markiplier appeared in the tall grass!

    • @witch01125
      @witch01125 6 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @justyana488
      @justyana488 6 лет назад +14

      I would be so scared. xD
      I mean yeah it's markimoo but it's still a man in a bush.

  • @yikeescoral
    @yikeescoral 7 лет назад +131

    Can we just appreciate Ethan at 0:40

    • @xbreannakillamx4809
      @xbreannakillamx4809 6 лет назад +7

      Mrs. One Direction helooks so good

    • @coolwhip-uq9et
      @coolwhip-uq9et 6 лет назад +4

      Yes... Yes we can

    • @bonbon829
      @bonbon829 6 лет назад +1

      I don't know how he doesn't die of laughter

    • @no.4737
      @no.4737 6 лет назад

      Coral Rosas I KNOW RIGHT

  • @2-d933
    @2-d933 5 лет назад +129

    1:55 I really wish this scene made it into the original XD

  • @mail2subhasis
    @mail2subhasis 7 лет назад +138

    Failed your tests?
    *BUUBLESSS !!*

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 7 лет назад +1

      Did your best friends all get murdered and/or go missing during your visit in a haunted mansion own by one of those friends and it traumatically scarred you so you think it's all a joke but it's not?
      BUBBLES! :D

    • @mintymaster6498
      @mintymaster6498 6 лет назад

      Subhasis Das I thought that said teets I almost choked on a bread stick 😂

    • @derpytastic4408
      @derpytastic4408 6 лет назад

      All your friends leave you for a person with a mickey mouse poster and food? Ran over by a bus?
      *BUBBLLLLLLESS*

  • @robdillon2236
    @robdillon2236 7 лет назад +300

    10:19, Ethan has lived up to his dream, to become famous😂😂😂

    • @TheMegaxPlus
      @TheMegaxPlus 7 лет назад +2

      Man, it's raining Ethans again...

    • @rabs4391
      @rabs4391 7 лет назад

      Christina Dillon lollllll

    • @moniquehipworth2330
      @moniquehipworth2330 6 лет назад

      Christina Dillon i

    • @pooman784
      @pooman784 18 дней назад

      I looked away for a second and I legitimately thought that was Amy at first

  • @ChasingErin
    @ChasingErin 7 лет назад +734

    Wish I had friends like you guys.
    Wish I had friends in general.

    • @datsakat
      @datsakat 7 лет назад +3

      ChasingErin get out there.

    • @iandere0123
      @iandere0123 7 лет назад +4

      tru lmao

    • @justanotherladevoyee8953
      @justanotherladevoyee8953 7 лет назад +8

      ChasingErin I hate when people say that, they don't even know what it is acully like to be pushed away by everybody, I was once in that spot but I met my best friend, she's not even a best friend she is like my sister.

    • @keldendowns2555
      @keldendowns2555 7 лет назад +7

      Meow meow and yet you are assuming they are just saying that, maybe they are in that situation dumb ass​

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 7 лет назад +2

      I actually only have two friends one I only know online and almost never talk to, and the other only comes over to my house because my mom is tutoring him and with neither of them is there a sense of camaraderie. So am I allowed to make a no friends joke?

  • @000-i7j
    @000-i7j 5 лет назад +84

    "Dont look at us. I know this looks weird. Dont worry about it"
    I died laughing. All that guy wanted to do was go to work, and he had to run into mark at this exact moment 🤣

  • @cLoWnFoX
    @cLoWnFoX 7 лет назад +305

    4:37
    Tyler: ahhh shit...
    Me: * is dYING *

  • @tristanhendon7372
    @tristanhendon7372 7 лет назад +186

    when the bloopers are longer than the actual video

    • @kaleighgrace794
      @kaleighgrace794 7 лет назад +7

      Tristan Hendon that's my favorite thing baha

  • @Yokopalu
    @Yokopalu 7 лет назад +172

    Since I watched WKM I feel so bad for warfstache every time I see him now.

  • @hiasina6259
    @hiasina6259 4 года назад +150

    Can we talk about how good ethan looks at 0:46

  • @wizkid3643
    @wizkid3643 7 лет назад +95

    Get you sombody who you can share awkward intense glances with like mark and amy

    • @Wolfbitten14
      @Wolfbitten14 7 лет назад +5

      Wiz Kid or awkwardly spill tea over their crotch like me and my bf

    • @emilyleonard2159
      @emilyleonard2159 7 лет назад +1

      Wiz Kid but what he said during that
      I actually died

    • @wizkid3643
      @wizkid3643 7 лет назад

      Alex Farragatillo what does he say then I can't hear it

  • @Cherry-Bomb-Arts
    @Cherry-Bomb-Arts 7 лет назад +127

    They should have put the KING OF FIVE NIGHTS​ AT FREDDY'S in this

    • @carumsarene
      @carumsarene 7 лет назад +52

      Cherry Bomb He's currently locked in his room with a roll of red yarn and thousands of printed out screen shots and clippings trying to figure out what the hell happened at the end of Sister Location custom night.

  • @squarerootscience1320
    @squarerootscience1320 7 лет назад +129

    Amy is beautiful. Mark is a very lucky man

  • @willlogan760
    @willlogan760 6 лет назад +74

    10:47 ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTODE.....AND BUBBLES!

  • @apotysls
    @apotysls 7 лет назад +131

    "I can see everything"
    "No one wants that"
    LMAO AMY

    • @itzgraze_x14x69
      @itzgraze_x14x69 7 лет назад +1

      It makes me happy when everyone laughs when amy was opening the fridge door lol

    • @SilentSoulWhisper
      @SilentSoulWhisper 7 лет назад +2

      Lol I'd rather see her face than Tyler on the toilet

  • @youtubeaccount825
    @youtubeaccount825 7 лет назад +318

    Ethan looks like an actual producer lol

  • @magicmadscience5344
    @magicmadscience5344 7 лет назад +721

    I really wish there were Septiplier bloopers of just Mark and Jack sitting in a corner flailing their arms yelling "KILL ME"

    • @StrangeMothBoy
      @StrangeMothBoy 7 лет назад +11

      Ink Prophet I need it lol

    • @diegobrando5284
      @diegobrando5284 7 лет назад +81

      Sorry to crush your dreams, but Jack wasn't there when they filmed this. They only used Jack's voice.

    • @StrangeMothBoy
      @StrangeMothBoy 7 лет назад +25

      EmbaressedPandaz Gabby They did? I didn't even hear Jack's voice. Lol

    • @turntechgodhead1975
      @turntechgodhead1975 7 лет назад +31

      Jack was the second one to scream "KILL ME!!!" Hope I helped.

    • @cami1870
      @cami1870 6 лет назад

      Jake Forcible oh yeah thx you did help!

  • @WORLD_STXR
    @WORLD_STXR 6 лет назад +56

    If this was on TV I would watch this every day