Machete (2/5) Movie CLIP - God Has Mercy, I Don't (2010) HD

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  • @forgoodnessmeme5880
    @forgoodnessmeme5880 Год назад +5486

    Father Garcia is the man we need

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac Год назад +379

      The Unspeakable requires Will, Faith and a 12 gauge Shotgun to be defeated.

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC Год назад +242

      I AM GOING TO WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE!

    • @jlinonis
      @jlinonis Год назад +106

      Father Garcia be like "when 2 or 3 (shotguns) are gathered in his name "

    • @Xiiki
      @Xiiki Год назад +58

      @@TemmieContingenCDios mio, is that Amy?

    • @quintencornelissen2274
      @quintencornelissen2274 Год назад +30

      Glad to see people still remember faith

  • @davidcarter3830
    @davidcarter3830 3 года назад +2763

    Like in the Hitman game manual: Trust in your God, but carry a loaded gun.

    • @justincarino9653
      @justincarino9653 2 года назад +84

      They even have _Ave Maria_ in common.

    • @JRBX-09
      @JRBX-09 Год назад +23

      Nothing can beat the power of God and bullets ☠️

    • @T_rev-ud7zb
      @T_rev-ud7zb Год назад +30

      But.. we can’t expect god to do all the work

    • @iconofsin5886
      @iconofsin5886 Год назад +4

      ​@T_rev-ud7zb so carry a loaded gun...

    • @DarthFunky_
      @DarthFunky_ Год назад +6

      @@JRBX-09 I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet

  • @eggboi938
    @eggboi938 Год назад +1804

    As Father Garcia once said, "Dont be afraid john"

  • @khralfaro
    @khralfaro 8 лет назад +6387

    Best line ever "God has mercy I don't"

    • @Indacut4545
      @Indacut4545 7 лет назад +40

      Kris Alfaro facts

    • @davidheaven8950
      @davidheaven8950 6 лет назад +80

      Kris Alfaro yea..this quote ''God has mercy, i don't'' is over 1700 years old. I believe one of the romans said it first or maybe the greeks. But it's not sure from the Historians in the Historiography.

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 лет назад +33

      @@davidheaven8950 yeah but it was first said in machete

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 5 лет назад +7

      @Not Charging facts

    • @davidheaven8950
      @davidheaven8950 5 лет назад +15

      @Harrison Lane hmmm...it was already said in cheap Spaghetti Western television in Italy, Spain and the then yugoslavia (60s & 70s). But it was never said in a movie from a Priest with a pumpgun in the Hand and that made the quote for the young audience ''so cool' and different. Rodriguez and Tarantino are fans & influenced of spaghetti Western.

  • @meowmeow9617
    @meowmeow9617 2 года назад +1163

    I just realized this is technically in the same universe as Spy Kids. Danny Trejo’s character’s name is Machete in both films. And the guy who said he doesn’t have mercy was the uncle in Spy Kids.

    • @kingmitchum
      @kingmitchum Год назад +47

      He's not their Uncle!

    • @bake4795
      @bake4795 Год назад +30

      @@kingmitchumwho knows he could’ve had divine intervention

  • @onyxxdrako4648
    @onyxxdrako4648 7 лет назад +7587

    Spy kids takes a dark turn

    • @ihavenoclevername8300
      @ihavenoclevername8300 5 лет назад +215

      This was before cartman and juni were borj

    • @trexnext
      @trexnext 5 лет назад +40

      @@ihavenoclevername8300 really?

    • @ihavenoclevername8300
      @ihavenoclevername8300 5 лет назад +351

      @@trexnext maybe apparently the machete films take place in the same universe as spy kids so..plus their uncle is named machete

    • @Thatbakedjedi
      @Thatbakedjedi 5 лет назад +125

      @@ihavenoclevername8300 yeah, totally the same character

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 5 лет назад +63

      @@Thatbakedjedi I mean, it is tho lmao

  • @HowDoU24
    @HowDoU24 5 лет назад +3703

    If preists were like this, I would never miss a Sunday.

  • @rhysjackson4062
    @rhysjackson4062 7 лет назад +4822

    When your the last person on your team alive in Rainbow six Siege

  • @Kumatanchii
    @Kumatanchii 8 лет назад +6773

    tfw this movie is in the same universe as spy kids

    • @EricNorberg
      @EricNorberg 8 лет назад +752

      That's why Robert Rodriguez is THE BEST

    • @iampedro1018
      @iampedro1018 7 лет назад +437

      Anthony Escobar yeah lol

    • @codypeterson1326
      @codypeterson1326 7 лет назад +630

      Yes everybody, this is in the same exact universe as spy kids

    • @gabrielgunnzalez
      @gabrielgunnzalez 7 лет назад +423

      It's more like a parallel universe. Same characters, different lives.

    • @eloymartinez7695
      @eloymartinez7695 7 лет назад +115

      Kuma it the same director he did spy kids.

  • @Vossfcn99
    @Vossfcn99 5 лет назад +4179

    Please, kids, don't ever try shooting a shotgun single-handed. Your eyes will thank you.

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 5 лет назад +33

      What happens to your eyes?

    • @dove7374
      @dove7374 5 лет назад +312

      @@eduardojara6955 recoil.

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 5 лет назад +35

      @@dove7374 like does it hit your eyes or something or the flash

    • @sierrafoxtrot2998
      @sierrafoxtrot2998 5 лет назад +346

      @@eduardojara6955 Stockless shotguns have a tedancy to kick back with some force and if you weren't gripping it correctly or shard enough it could very well fly out of your hands and crack you in the face

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 5 лет назад +30

      Hope they know a good dentist

  • @rapanuikapu904
    @rapanuikapu904 4 года назад +2362

    Everyone: This is in the same universe as spy kids!?
    Me: Did you really think the spy kids' universe was all clean and goody tooshoos. I mean, they were using children as government operatives.

    • @skelepunner745sans5
      @skelepunner745sans5 3 года назад +290

      I honestly forgot that the US government was essentially using Kids as covert operatives

    • @bigman9341
      @bigman9341 Год назад +18

      ​@@anothertexasboi3146 Uh huh sure mate

    • @potatoboyhats905
      @potatoboyhats905 Год назад +29

      ​@@anothertexasboi3146While yeah that's true... Pretending's fun

    • @venepskeuten9206
      @venepskeuten9206 Год назад +21

      ​@@anothertexasboi3146yes, but its funnier if they were connected

    • @GikamesShadow
      @GikamesShadow Год назад +1

      @@anothertexasboi3146 nu uh

  • @mikey30245
    @mikey30245 7 лет назад +1177

    1:28 the most epic shot kill I've ever seen

  • @and_gelitan
    @and_gelitan Год назад +163

    “God had mercy. *I don’t”* Father Garcia said calmly.

  • @littlejoeynumbnutz6305
    @littlejoeynumbnutz6305 8 лет назад +2272

    Makes me want to become a priest

    • @Indacut4545
      @Indacut4545 7 лет назад +14

      Little Joey Numbnutz facts,lmao 😂

    • @CRAZYWILDMAN49
      @CRAZYWILDMAN49 6 лет назад +6

      LOL

    • @Gcanarte0531
      @Gcanarte0531 6 лет назад +41

      Then you can't hit on or pick up girls anymore if your a preist.

    • @gabrielgunnzalez
      @gabrielgunnzalez 6 лет назад +6

      Lmao

    • @joeysbestfriend2614
      @joeysbestfriend2614 5 лет назад +11

      Gabriel Canarte It’s not like he picks up girls or hit on them to begin with 😂

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 7 лет назад +878

    Man, the OSS really stepped up it's game.

    • @rulerofall015
      @rulerofall015 5 лет назад +11

      I did sort of thought the same thing saying the same characters
      are connected to spy kids

  • @layersofpoliticaljokes5337
    @layersofpoliticaljokes5337 4 года назад +430

    Spy kids: [exists]
    Robert Rodriguez: "gadgets are cool and all but uhhh..
    *G u n* "

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 8 лет назад +939

    Remember kids, don't fire from the hip.

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 7 лет назад +8

      SpaztallicA unless you were playing counter striker kids.

    • @CRAZYWILDMAN49
      @CRAZYWILDMAN49 6 лет назад +1

      correct uganda, because movies and video games are the sole cause to what is happening in society, it has nothing to do with the leftist establishment at all. ;)

    • @ChrisJia202
      @ChrisJia202 6 лет назад +11

      no matter how badass you are, dont fire from the hip

    • @Voucher765
      @Voucher765 4 года назад +5

      Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading

    • @nou8830
      @nou8830 4 года назад +7

      @@Voucher765 Knife the watermelon

  • @tian_kitty78784
    @tian_kitty78784 Год назад +164

    0:41 priest with a shotgun with a familiar face... Sounds like father Garcia to me

  • @grug8543
    @grug8543 Год назад +95

    Same energy as “We Can’t Expect God To Do All The Work”

  • @CarmineKar98K
    @CarmineKar98K 5 лет назад +239

    When you're the last one alive in Search & Destroy against the whole enemy team.

  • @uhsepevaldez8470
    @uhsepevaldez8470 6 лет назад +394

    Cheech as a priest is still my best movie experience

  • @jackmclane1826
    @jackmclane1826 4 года назад +155

    That two shotgun crossed around pillar double headshot was EPIC! ^^

  • @ratsxz.
    @ratsxz. Год назад +32

    "I AM GOING TO WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE."

  • @magus.k
    @magus.k Год назад +21

    “Don’t be afraid, John.” *pumps shotgun*

  • @KimiMighty
    @KimiMighty 4 года назад +121

    "God has mercy, I don't." Greatest lines ever

  • @Nombr3_Generic0
    @Nombr3_Generic0 Год назад +23

    "Don't be afraid John"

  • @AGENT_DOGE304
    @AGENT_DOGE304 Год назад +30

    "God Has Mercy, I Dont" Sounds like father garcia from The unholy trinity

  • @AdamHemi
    @AdamHemi Год назад +57

    Faith Chapter 3 in a nutshell

  • @solidsnake8330
    @solidsnake8330 4 года назад +146

    God and I entering Netflix Headquarters after they release Cuties.

  • @gshepppp
    @gshepppp 2 года назад +15

    Father Garcia will be real in 5 seconds

  • @FaFaBentong
    @FaFaBentong 2 года назад +23

    Father Garcia gave them dat M O R T I S screen

  • @infractosis2157
    @infractosis2157 Год назад +14

    “Don't be afraid John”

  • @headshotgamer7422
    @headshotgamer7422 4 года назад +123

    0:42 When you finaly find the Camper

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 4 года назад +7

      Getting some serious soldier vs sniper vibes

    • @skipperg4436
      @skipperg4436 4 года назад +1

      @@alexlovelady8249 kill them with shovel

  • @heisenburger123
    @heisenburger123 Год назад +26

    Damn, this new Faith chapter is fire

  • @the_simple_editor
    @the_simple_editor Год назад +39

    father garcia moment

  • @ronniehopper2726
    @ronniehopper2726 5 лет назад +102

    OK one of the shotguns that guy has is spitting out brass

    • @ferretboy221
      @ferretboy221 4 года назад +2

      Brass hulls are a thing....but if we are looking that closely at this film i think we are missing the point....

    • @RollingxBigshot
      @RollingxBigshot 3 года назад +1

      Dude shot way more than that 10 shot 12g mag lol

  • @lowtierlexapro8304
    @lowtierlexapro8304 3 года назад +45

    Met Tom Savini at a convention a couple years ago, classy guy real down to earth, soft spoken guy unlike the parts he usually plays where he’s a crazy guy.

  • @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502
    @captianfoxyhyenaslayer7502 5 лет назад +79

    "And when The Father has delivered them over to you and you have defeated them, then you must destroy them completely, accept no treaty from them, and show them no mercy"

  • @ImNotSimon_totally
    @ImNotSimon_totally 2 года назад +13

    Don't be afraid, John.

  • @justyourcoolgrandpa1384
    @justyourcoolgrandpa1384 Год назад +10

    "God has mercy, I don't.." Father dropped the coldest quote of the century 🥶

  • @calebrobbins6406
    @calebrobbins6406 Год назад +15

    I'm only here because this was rotoscoped for Faith lmao

  • @Dukesparrow1999
    @Dukesparrow1999 4 года назад +72

    "God has mercy, I don't" pretty much sums up that although priests are the voice of God, they aren't God

    • @anwarrazali2832
      @anwarrazali2832 3 года назад

      Human are made by god you stupid idiot read the bible

    • @Dukesparrow1999
      @Dukesparrow1999 3 года назад +5

      @@anwarrazali2832 whoa whoa chill out bro, I'm just stating what I'm seeing in this clip, no need to go all insult on me

    • @jay-2004
      @jay-2004 3 года назад +5

      @@anwarrazali2832 calm down Jamal, don’t put out the nine.

    • @BrainMeltGaming
      @BrainMeltGaming 3 года назад

      @@anwarrazali2832 put your tampon back in Jennifer

  • @hibye-cz7tl
    @hibye-cz7tl 4 года назад +63

    2010 was one hell of a year to be alive and aware of the good times

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan 3 года назад +3

      And onwards it’s all gone to crap. Everything.

    • @michaelharrisjr
      @michaelharrisjr 2 года назад +5

      2010 was an awesome year when everything was smooth sailing

  • @romanastion8942
    @romanastion8942 Год назад +7

    Don't be afraid, John

  • @Rad_Nicole
    @Rad_Nicole Год назад +7

    “Don’t Be Afraid John”

  • @SirEcuadorian
    @SirEcuadorian Год назад +20

    Father Garcia be like:

  • @fathergarcia2534
    @fathergarcia2534 Год назад +8

    May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.

  • @ainguyenhoang1734
    @ainguyenhoang1734 6 лет назад +33

    When u use "no recoil" but still lose the game.

  • @Romoa345
    @Romoa345 Год назад +4

    He doesn’t experience recoil cause the hand of god is on his shoulders.

    • @murderous_dummy
      @murderous_dummy Год назад

      The movie is stupid fun how people call it, it means it will ingore all of logic side to make a enjoyable movie, many movies do this.

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 Год назад +11

    If Cheech Marin was my church’s “Padre”, I’d NEVER miss a Sunday mass lmao

  • @jacket2038
    @jacket2038 7 лет назад +295

    Anyone notice the Kill Bill reference at the very beginning.

    • @huseyinbasal9208
      @huseyinbasal9208 6 лет назад +1

      Jacket youre right

    • @danielbratwurst1980
      @danielbratwurst1980 6 лет назад +1

      How?

    • @gigagaming9630
      @gigagaming9630 5 лет назад +57

      Daniel Bratwurst 4 people walked into a church to murder The Bride and her fiancé on their wedding day, they were also dressed in black. This is literally the same thing.

    • @willt2986
      @willt2986 5 лет назад +3

      Damm I wouldn't have noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out

    • @krisofdeath01
      @krisofdeath01 5 лет назад +1

      I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed this as it was the first thing I saw.

  • @adamjensenstark4242
    @adamjensenstark4242 4 года назад +12

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA....."
    I expected a bald man wearing a tuxedo and wielding a pair of Silverballers to suddenly appear in the middle of the gunfight, but lastly there were just some armed henchmen and a priest with a pair of shotguns instead.
    I must have thought the movie I was seeing was "Hitman"...

  • @heatherwelch6314
    @heatherwelch6314 Год назад +9

    This scene actually got faith rotoscoped

  • @art-n-filmsam3844
    @art-n-filmsam3844 Год назад +9

    “Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
    - Terry Pratchett

  • @tsaroftheunion
    @tsaroftheunion Год назад +5

    What I love is that out of everything getting shot, the cross is untouched.

  • @ItsRizkyAri
    @ItsRizkyAri 4 года назад +12

    1:28 LEGEND of SHOTGUN.

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Год назад +4

    Best Spy Kids movie ever

  • @truebruhmoment4667
    @truebruhmoment4667 Год назад +5

    "Don't be afraid, Jon."

  • @pestilentanger
    @pestilentanger 2 года назад +6

    father garcia becomes real in 1 second

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor 4 года назад +31

    You just know for a fact that they had too much fun on this movie.

  • @polonious209
    @polonious209 Год назад +9

    pov: father garcia in chapter 3

  • @R.O.K.SimGameEnjoyer
    @R.O.K.SimGameEnjoyer 3 месяца назад +11

    0:11 we can use dios mio(feat. Faith) too lol

  • @MacabreLibra
    @MacabreLibra Год назад +6

    Don't be afraid John

  • @mouthfullofbeesseppl9507
    @mouthfullofbeesseppl9507 Год назад +5

    From the alternative timeline where Nachos dad decided to take revenge in the cartel

  • @GasLeaderJack
    @GasLeaderJack Год назад +4

    I love it when it says “God Has Mercy I don’t”😂😂😂😂

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659
    @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659 4 года назад +47

    You could say he had
    God mode on

  • @adaaam69
    @adaaam69 7 лет назад +172

    I’m
    Not
    Your
    Uncle.

  • @mochagoat1998
    @mochagoat1998 5 лет назад +22

    “Pleeeeeeeaase, your Omnipotence, have mercy!”

  • @AstociaOfficialYT
    @AstociaOfficialYT Год назад +2

    "Don't Be Afraid, John."

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan Год назад +6

    The Father Garcia experience

  • @Boypogikami132
    @Boypogikami132 Год назад +9

    Father Garcia has a way of sending people to God.

  • @Qwark909
    @Qwark909 Год назад +9

    lol Watched faith rotoscoped version, then faith live action version, now this. Such a great scene

  • @hc37_126
    @hc37_126 Год назад +2

    love how the usas12 has no recoil and isnt shredding either his shoulders or the pews

  • @Dr.jeckyl
    @Dr.jeckyl Год назад +9

    The priest is like father garcia from faith the unholy trinity

  • @WillieMartin-l3y
    @WillieMartin-l3y 4 дня назад

    I have searched up and watched Father Garcia's little "Don't be afraid John" clip so many times in my life, and this video has always been the next one to play. And I enjoy them both!

  • @Jony_1285
    @Jony_1285 Год назад +7

    Damn, the Live Action FAITH movie looking fire 🔥

  • @CinemaMack
    @CinemaMack 3 года назад +3

    Missed opportunity to say "God Forgives...I Don't", referencing a classic spaghetti western.

    • @adriancano5403
      @adriancano5403 3 года назад

      Terence Hill and Bud Spencer..I love all that SHHH, man !!

  • @shadyeissa7045
    @shadyeissa7045 4 года назад +5

    You stood for your ground for the last second father ....you are the man

  • @brentclayton642
    @brentclayton642 Год назад +5

    Yo father Garcia is the dude with the shotguns

  • @semajsoroj1569
    @semajsoroj1569 5 лет назад +14

    I don’t think it gets more Hollywood; I love it

  • @ThisIsNotOkieDokie
    @ThisIsNotOkieDokie 2 месяца назад +1

    Everyone gangsta until Father Garcia pulls up

  • @fabiana2630
    @fabiana2630 7 лет назад +14

    That priest got down with those shotguns!

  • @lambda-m1676
    @lambda-m1676 Год назад +2

    This looks like someone you'd have as a target in Hitman, a priest with gun skills

  • @TheWarGiraffe1000
    @TheWarGiraffe1000 Год назад +7

    IS THAT FATHER GARCIA?!

  • @zaldylucas2209
    @zaldylucas2209 Год назад +7

    Ain't no way father Garcia!!

  • @ahixelrio142
    @ahixelrio142 Год назад +5

    Tom Savini is such a badass in this scene the way he hipfires the endless clip lol

  • @JerBuster77
    @JerBuster77 3 года назад +9

    I love how the pews were torn apart by the bad guys gunfire and then in the next scene as they are searching for the priest the pews are perfectly fine.

  • @Dornana
    @Dornana Год назад +7

    literally father garcia

  • @miserereonward1666
    @miserereonward1666 5 лет назад +5

    No shotgun just a dictionary with highlighted words of wisdom and a path just for him

  • @Nimble.ninja910
    @Nimble.ninja910 5 лет назад +19

    “Im not you uncle”

  • @ainguyenhoang1734
    @ainguyenhoang1734 7 лет назад +83

    1:28 How the f?

    • @Orlok26
      @Orlok26 4 года назад +5

      Stupid fun

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 4 года назад +17

      Hes a man of god

    • @suntzu6468
      @suntzu6468 4 года назад +5

      tristanbistan3 Yeah, that kill felt like it had divine intervention.

  • @S4ntlz
    @S4ntlz Год назад +6

    "Don't be afraid John."

  • @Viberac
    @Viberac Год назад +10

    0:54 Father just blew a hole in the ceiling judging by how he place his finger

  • @toast8851
    @toast8851 6 лет назад +37

    Spy kids 5 looks great!

    • @RichieLarpa
      @RichieLarpa 3 года назад

      Really? I am looking forward for the release, that will be a banger!

  • @shinatsuji7503
    @shinatsuji7503 Год назад +8

    *"MORtIS"*

  • @reaperslebewyt
    @reaperslebewyt Год назад +4

    the moment where father garcia was created

  • @afterfall8133
    @afterfall8133 4 года назад +5

    Goddamn his arms dampened a shotgun recoil my GOD, everyday communal praying raising bread over his head has created a super bicep.

  • @redswaniv
    @redswaniv День назад

    God bless him with 100% shotgun recoil reduction buff.

  • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
    @gustavesoucy-breton6841 Год назад +5

    i see where father garcia got his shotgun

  • @szabolcsmolnar352
    @szabolcsmolnar352 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guy pobably has a stronger forearm and wrist then Popeye to be able to shoot a shotgun with one hand without any recoil.