The Confession 3
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- Father, I have something to confess... This is a paid advertisement.
Watch Series One of Preacher on Amazon Video now (amzn.to/28TVvjF)
Featuring Hazel 'Cassidy' Hayes ( / hazel )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written, Produced and Assistant Directed by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography & Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing & Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Costume & Makeup by Silvija Vil ( / 2svj7 )
Visual Effects by Will McDaniel ( / willmcd87 )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
with Eddie Bowley as The Preacher,
Oona as The Anti-Christ,
and the voice of Michael Tivikoff ( / mrtvcow )
CONTENT WARNING: Blood. Knives. An Irish woman.
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
Special thanks to Rachel, Robert, and Jack.
Translate from russian:
"We have sinned terribly, but most people watching this video can't understand a single word".
When you knew it all along because you're speak Russian you feel cool
@@doggenix1574 indeed
Даша Пилипенко yup
@@doggenix1574 палишься по нику что русская. Я тоже
Yes, it is
I like that the priest is just sitting there, smiling, patiently watching all of this go down.
Tad Strange dude got some patience
Tad Strange hi
Everyone here is a tad strange, except ironically tad strange
*he just watches as he abuses his wife casually*
Hes pretty calm
The preacher:*sees a bunch attempts to murder Hazel*
"This is fine."
Hey girl
@@ToothPasteToons Wassup
He did say that sex before marriage was fine so it makes sense
that
_sick_
_f u c k_
@@ToothPasteToons simp
@@2miligrams do you know what Simp means
I love how he commited one sin, and then committed about 20 more to prevent her telling them.
haha, yeah. funny isn't i- WAIT
In the description: “Content Warning: Blood. Knives. An Irish Woman” nice one Tom
Yup they're scary. Specially the ones with names in Gaelic. Like Siobhan... But if their names are Hazel, then is it really an Irish Woman?
Wonderful! All my kinks on one video!
666 likes........
@@humannomore7759 ;)
@@humannomore7759
Wait, the fuck?
" father, we have fallen from grace"
*she falls*
Tom: "he he, fallen"
I'm dying
Tom, where did she go?
@@thehunterator520 in the hole
@@nicolaswolf3873 *duuuun*
plot twist, her name is grace
Enrico Traica xD
1:11 she said “we agreed that most of the people watching this video wont understand a single word!”
Wrong
ВампиркиН what is it then?
He is right i can prove it im russian (блять)
Penetrated MaoMao thanks!
Hehe, almost, but wrong
01:23 i love how she waited for tom to finish talking before screaming
im starting to think tom is a almighty being capable of bending reality to his whim.
Well, there is Tell Me Something I Don't Know.
Uhh... Queen is a really good band?
@@uny4781 THE JAPANESE ARE ACTUALLY JUST EASTIER CHINESE!
Wtf why is evryone just writing something completly random in here ? Are you deniying Tom's allmightyness or -
*changes channel*
He's the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND!
*changes channel*
🎶Two guys on a scooter~🎶
*changes channel*
Where is your tart?
*changes channel*
It's in the hole.
*changes channel*
GIVE ME CANCER!!!!
*changes channel back to the first one*
Whoah! What just happened!? I was talking and then something cut me of and WHait what NOT AGAI-
*changes channel*
One is loneliest number
Two tickets to paradise
Three times a lady
Foooouuuuur ever young!
Tom, where are you getting this stuff?
From the hole.
What hole? OH MY GOD!!!!!!
“Don’t listen to her! She’s and imposter!”
**Literally rips of her face**
“See, it’s my arch nemesis, A SKELETON.”
That killed me.
and almost her
Hazel was not the impostor.
1 Impostor remains
@@lucykitsune4619 haha, great refence, so originl. now stop
@@CheeseMiser NEVER!!!!!
The fact that this quote is still so true
Translation of the Russian language
"we have sinned, but a lot of People watching this video won't understand a Word"
Kepka Rewievs good job I just confirmed this even though this posted maybe a year ago and you won a prize it's a brand new life since that your old one was garbage
Kepka Rewievs yep im russian
Да, Хорошо Русский!
GLORY TO MOTHER LAND!!
Еееее боооооииии
Can we appreciate Hazle's performance on this. Such as on 1:39 the way she screams brings you into the place or just how she actual makes you feel she's annoyed throughout.
Tom: Stabs Hazel
Priest: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
"This is fine"
“CUT!”
“What? Who are all these people?- WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?”
Best part
I saw this as soon as that scene played, perfect timing
@@imspinny LOL
4th wall break
Plot twist: they are trying to make a scene for the movie but that irish woman is trying to ruin it
Hazel is actually a really good actress, not enough people appreciate that, the way she plays her character ads a nice contrast to the odd signature style of Tom and his sketches, definitely one of the more underrated videos on this channel
[edit] I leave for like a year and come back to like a thousand likes 💀 cool ig
i was just thinking that!! she definitely has the feel of the one sane person in a comedy show
You can really see it at 1:36
Nice pfp 😳
adds
[edit] caring about how many likes you get is retarded
"you stabbed me"
"you cant prove that"
"tom youre literally red handed"
"shhshhhh" *use red handed to make woman shut up*
Woah that's so crazy it's like we watched the exact same video
I thought she said right handed
thank you i watched the video too
@@mcwithshift OMG ikr same.
*beta women doesn’t excpect the sigma males plan*
Therapist: Clean-shaven Eddie doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Clean-shaven Eddie:
That's Eddie!!!?
WHAT A TWIST
No way that's Eddie?
Ikr it's so crazy seeing not a speck of hair on that face
“Don’t listen to her,she’s an imposter”
*rips off face*
“See!it’s my arch nemesis,a skeleton!”
*AHHHHHHH*
I had a nightmare about that😅
I wheezed
Sans and Papyrus would like to chat.
SamTheSeer :p
*Megalovania intensifies*
@@Mossious *bonetrousle also intensifies*
“Father We-“
*BEEP*
“Father-“
*BEEP*
“FaThEr-“
*BEEP*
“TOM!”
*BEEEEP*
GayIsYay XoX that is the funniest part of this video 😂
poot
*BEEEEEEEP*
GayIsYay XoX I’m a sheep
"FATHER, WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRAGE!"
"Oh, that's not so bad"
i like how the father doesn’t mind about whats happing
edited so many likes
Can’t worry if your dead
true
Happing
Ah hello plague birb
@@jolts2779 hello
Why is she more worried about random people than someone aiming an assault rifle straight at her face from point blank range?
stranger danger man
couls be thinking if she freaks out he would be more encouraged to take the shot.
“Take the shot. Take the shot! Why aren’t you tak- WHY AREN’T YOU-!”
I first found this sketch from a Blazblue version of it where the shooter is outside the window just not helping @@ajscout594
THAT “WhO aRe ThEsE pEoPlE?!?” KILLED ME-
1:40
Same, man! Fucking amazing lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Confession is I love this channel
Agreed he's so funny!
Same
YOU DID WHAT?!!!
Me, too.
That's not sin
U will burn in hell for that, son
*”gasps”*
“Hello, my son”
*”gasps, walks out”*
“There is a man in our living room and he says his my dad”
That was Hilarious
“He’s a priest”
@@wickedshadesproductions5254 preacher
@@alphaplayzz1381 my dad’s a preacher?
he’s here so we can confess our sins @Wicked Shades Productions
" *"gasps"* " and " *"gasps, walks out"* " shouldn't be in quotes, nobody said those thing
Girl:we have fallen from Grace
Tom: pulls lever
Father: where is she
Tom: in the hole
In the hole.
Hehe
Fallen
Tom: I tried putting a trap door over it”
Girl: where is it
Tom: in the hole
In the hole
Pull the lever Cronk
Ha ha! That Russian part was not expected!!!
But I can understand it, so... jokes on you!
For those of you who can't understand, it says: "We have terribly sinned, but most of the people watching this video can't understand a single word". As for the animal noises part... yeah, I can't speak that one.
Nice! Thanks for the translation!
хорош
You won a small prize. (Captions)
I'm russian, too. I confirm that this translation is correct.
PotatoGaming I didn't translate the animal noises though.
The Russian part said "People who don't speak Russian won't understand one word that I'm saying"
"We made a bad sin but most of viewers can't understand any of words" (I'm russian)
I'm russian too/
Канал Арджея and im hungry
Jayden Pierre are you my daddy?
Jayden Pierre yeahhhh finally i can get white :)))
thank you daddy
I love how no one questions the fact that Tom has the strength to rip faces off
“Father we have sinned but most people don’t know what I’m saying”
Animal noises
“Tom why do you have a remote-TOM!”
Torturing me in real life isn't enough apparently.
Did you have fun making it?
Evidently torturing Hazel is a popular reoccurring theme
*boxing glove punch*
*sigh* What do you expect her to say? No?
+Dues Solaris did you get beat up by a girl recently or something? Mate it's okay to hit back, nobody's gonna judge you.
1:11
Not a lot of russian people watching Tom I see :D
So here's the translation :
- "...We sinned horribly, but most of the video viewers can't understand a single word!".
Pretty expected
Thank you for this, my russian is a bit rusty...
Okay make it very rusty
@@mikaroni_and_cheez No prob
прив
Как я обычно говорю в таких ситуация:
Учите блин язык
Good because you just made that scene funnier
I don't see enough people talking about how at 0:47 she puts her arm down so that someone off-screen can wrap a boxing glove on it in not even 3 seconds. That was crazy practical effects for a RUclips video.
SEE? IT'S MY ARCH-NEMESIS, A SKELETON!
I imaganed you saying that in a papyrus voice
yes I am trash
MTT Brand Vincent nooo in the clooob!
joooin*
whose papyrus, because now I imagine Jack's papyrus voice.
same
Father, I have something to confess...
I stayed up past my bedtime to watch this video.
What heck shootery is this
Same.
Well that’s not so bad
JTMVision also they had birth to the anti christ
Vuelle excuse me?
With a TomSka video, you have to watch it once, then again but with subtitles
I never noticed how funny the subtitles were before. Thanks!
+Ryuholy7492 do with all his videos
Rule 1 of TomSka videos right there.
No, rule number one is that death is always the punchline.
THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!
0:36 for the longest time i thought it was "you're literally left handed" it took subtitles for me to realize
Are you deaf?
0:45 she just wiped her head without boxing gloves
0:51 She now has boxing gloves
Me: Tom has the words of magic to make stuff appear in thin air
thanks, you just ruined the joke buddy
@@callmesummon he has a roblox pfp more of a kid not karen
@@callmesummon oh
He is literally god in his videos
"And we've given birth to the anti-Christ"
"What!?"
"Wanna meet her?"
HAHA, yeah. That last bit of the video before the credits was a thing.
'WE'VE'?! Holy Fuck, Tom is woman...
When they said that I expected them to hold up Jacob satorious
kitkat1152003 OMG 😂😂😂
And pop goes his head
i finally got the translate thing done its "We have terribly sinned, but most of the people watching this video can't understand a single word"animal noises ="tom why are you holding a remote TOM!!
edit: OMG HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES thank you guys!!! and the animal noises were TOM WHAT IS THE REMOTE FOR
your prize is being a butt
@@xaphok2173 no, but he's very fluent in jungle
You can just read it from her lips in the animal noises
Username checks out
No thank you sir for the translation
2:03 look honey. The child is taking their first LIFE
"WERE VERY SORRY BUT MOST PEOPLE WATCHING PROBABLY DONT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD" is what they said when tomska put on a russian voiceover
there weren't any "sorry"
nope. it's "we have sinned terrible but most of the people who are watching this video can't understand a single word"
>Anton Grigoriev
This. The Unicorn's translation is little sloppy.
Anton Grigoriev
terribly, not terrible
That Unicorn's*
Hearing a language I understand (besides English) in a TomSka video is the weirdest thing ever
CandyHørnz what language and what does it mean?
Lukas Madrid Russian, and it meant something like ''most of the people watching this have no idea what I'm saying'' but I'm too lazy to re-watch the video so correct me if I'm wrong lmao
CandyHørnz
lol, Thanks.
same thing was for me in The Alien, I live in France
literal drinks... Spanish
*This lady is literally god, even after she was stabbed in the heart she's still alive*
I don't know where you think the heart is, but I can tell you it's not where she was stabbed.
Yeah, the heart is, a bit to the side
Yeah buddy that's not where the heart is
And got her face ripped off...
And got knocked unconscious a total of 3 times.
And when her face was ript of she was still alive
All russians watching with subtitles:
OKAY WHERE'S MY PRIZE? 🤠
// Кстати хорошая озвучка, без акцента, молодцы, хвалю✨
Yous still need to translate the animal noises
@@c8tv1secundario54 lmaoo alright, you win
1:11 Давайте призывать русских)
Я жестко охренел когда услышал что это на русском
По голосу мне кажется что это чел и +100500
the preacher was so fucking patient
I spelled that wrong. Fuck it.
No you didn't
;D nah u didnt ;)
Reinboa xD ikr
It's not that he was patient, but that he found the whole ordeal pretty damn funny.
Consider the shit-eating grin he had the whole time.
"Take the shot!"
"TAKE THE SHOT!!"
"WHY AREN'T YOU TA-"
"WHY AREN'T YOU-"
Newbie hitmen be like:
@@thecraigz3981 you get it
Haha you quoted the video, nice joke!
@@siqueirar6529 im pretty sure thats sarcasim. And alot of people do that so whats the problem?
@@memo1043 we are already seeing the video, no need to say it again
1:32 look at Tom's face! It's just like: "why am I here? What the hell is going on here?"
-"Package for Hazel"
Tom's POV:" Who the hell is this guy?!"
I’m your 69th like
Read the captions
“Don’t listen to her, she’s an imposter!”
*Wow, Tomska is really sus*
just stop
@Haze Fun Fact: This Vid Came Out Before You XD
@@idontknow20404 didn’t know I was talking to a hypocrite. Pretty sure this video is 7 years younger than me, but ok.
@@randomeuropean7499 I’m so sorry, I had to
Her: "Falls"
Father: Where did she fall?
Tom:
In the Hole
*DUN*
Tom: Don’t worry the Orbs will catch her.
She is fallen and gave birth to antichrist, get it fallen
XDDD This is amazing
one of the vids as i read this was "The Hole"
It's Sunday night and I'm going through ALL the Tomska videos. I like this new Sunday ritual of mine. Makes me able to endure the Monday morning when it comes. Cheerio! Now, on to the next in the playlist!
"Tom you're literally red handed."
*wait people have red blood, why is mine orang-*
Do you happen to see a white fluffy moth in your dreams?
Dinoman972
Does a blue pig count?
@@Dinoman972 ah I get it
Tom is a bad bitch
That one moth guy from discord I don’t get it
The patience that preacher has just sitting there watching this happen is devilish
"Take the shot, take the shot! WHY AREN'T YOU"
🤣
Content warning:blood,knives,an Irish woman
AN IRISH WOMAN WHY DO I THINK THIS IS FUNNY
Well i do too so i can't really blame ya
this comment is a confession
Finally
That is one of the worst sins one can commit! You can never be forgiven! You shall burn in Hell!
I know what you tried there but it doesn't work my heads not going to *BANG*
how could you
+TreXy yes it is
I just love how we assume he calmly sits there with a half smile the entire time
0:56 "oh that's where the hole is again"
DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN
dan dan ham
dunno DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*Dramatic Sting*
*[FUCKING BWAAAAAAAAAAAH]*
"We had baby creation before marriage"
"Well, that's not so bad."
"And we also gave birth to the anti-christ"
"Wanna meet him?"
"*Screams of the damned*"
Cause she is fallen *laughs nervously
Get it? Fallen
Explains how she survived all that shit
OMG that's crazy it's like I already didn't see that part.
*baby creation*
Cool have just said "baby making"
We saw the video thx.
Don't listen to her its my arch nemesis skeleton 💀
*A A A A A A A A A H H H H H H H*
**Screaming**
That’s exactly what MY arch-nemesis would say. Nice try, for I know you are secretly another skeleton
🔪🔫
_Megalovania plays_
At 1:39 when she asked “Who are these people!?” Got me dying 😂
Don't listen to her, she's an an imposter!
*removes face*
She? It's my arch-nemesis, a skeleton!
*screaming*
I died laughing
it's better to die laughing than die being murdured in an alleyway only for no one to find your body!
(that was over the top I'm very sorry.)
"POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
"POW! RIGHT IN THE DISSER!"
"POW! RIGHT IN THE PISSER!"
On 1:10 after the channel switch you can hear Russian man saying "We have done terrible sins,but most of people watching this show cant understand a word (from our speech)"
You're welcome?
you win a prize now
You get a prize!
Now what do the animal noises translate to?
+GamerGirl500 wait what TOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
DextremeArrow Tom said in the closed captioning and I quote "Translate this and you win a prize... Yes, even the animal noises"
1:03 The delivery on "**TOM**" got me so hard lmaoooo
“I gave birth to the anti christ”
Sound like my mom when she gave birth to my sister
Did Hazel fall into 'the hole'?
ann is bored (Dramatic Music!)
No Tom pulled the wrong lever (emperor's new groove reference )
ann is bored BEEEEEEWWW
Yes. It teleports.
"You're an adult", the recording of Tom says as I, a 15 year old girl sat on her bed leaned against a stuffed animal, finish painting my nails a shimmery color. "Probably", he adds, and if feels like even though it's merely a recording, he is looking at me.
I love how artistically worded this comment is relative to the other comments
As you say that, the comment bellow this one (as I'm typing this) is people with caps-lock on yelling about the languages used with the remote
Write a book.
+Pink Guy
Why are you here, Pink Guy?
Meow Biatch
Searching for myself and my inner soul, b0ss.
It took 7 years but I finally recognized the priest was Eddie
1.40 Hazel- "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!"
My musical side- "I just woke up in my underwear, no liquor left on the shelf, I should probably introduce myself!"
I don't regret thinking in this direction. Brendon Urie should be proud.
1:00 father we- [BEEP]
father- [BEEP]
father- [BEEP]
TOM!!! [BEEP]
justsomenightowl XD I laughed so much
Just imagine replacing the beep with fuck
beep beep like a sheep...
Beep beep im a sh- [BEEP]
That is what happened
How humorous
1:38
Kindergardeners on their first day of school
hura thees peeaaAAAPPOOOOOO
Hahahahahah
@@haaaaf8087 hahahahahahahahhaha
@@minecraftsam06 hahahahahahaha
@@jhashdjafa hahahahahahahahahahagagagahahahahahahahhahaha
latterly the highest quality video on this channel and maybe on all RUclips
"Your an adult, probably." No I'm 12
THIS was the comment I was looking for
YOU'RE
Well, I mean, in most of the world, for most of history, 12 would have been considered an adult, and as I can't prove you aren't a time traveler sending this comment from the distant past, I feel like 'probably' is still the right word to use.
One day, you'll grow up kiddo. Then you'll ask yourself "What in the flying hell happened to my life?! Where did the time go?!"
Well I'm 10
1:40
*"WHo Are THesE PEOplE--??"*
Breauoh
Father-
I was kinda thinking she was going to say that they murdered people by turning them into oreos.
play with Oreo!
But didn't she destroyed the Earth with a moon size Oreo?
CyberRune Well that's just what I was thinking. You don't need to go too deep into my thoughts. You'll get lost and never find your way out.
+Vindictus EmeraldMage same. if someone went in my mind they would never be the same.
I've done that multiple times. It feels very weird. :c
I'll be honest, the cut joke was genuinely hilarious to me.
Alright, who trusted Tom with a baby... again?
If he gives this one a gun then we're all doomed
+Gaiamatt lol
XD
Who's to say he didn't steal it?
I did
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Tom's dad: *Hello my son :)*
0:06
That ending must have been a real... Eddache...... I'll leave.
I'll remain.
+Eddache ayyyy
that was not my sister because she was at home but she is the Antal crista
+Sqaure Nexus hahaha
TOO SOON
"Don't listen to her, she's an Impostor"
_(Rips off firmly glued mask)_ [1:22]
"See, it's my arch nemesis, a skeleton !"
Um Tom, I don't think one giant femur counts as a skeleton...
farther,we have something to confess, I'm thelegend27
1Hundred%NotASpy It's you!!!
Who the heck is thelegend27?
Mystic2760 Some say thelegend27 is the first game of war player ever.
1Hundred%NotASpy *I T S. Y O U. *
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to run now thanks goodbye
0:43 Tom: punches
captions: " (POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!) "
1:12
*hello from Russia*
:)
Hello
Привет
@@tom3148 he translated that you moron
yep I understood too, cause i have a russian cousin
Hey :) хэй:)
John Animation ur a moron for coming here just to hate
"We horribly sinned, but most people watching won't understand a single word!"
boy, you thought you can run from multilinguism.
1:23 the way tom holds her face would mean that when he rips it off, it should be the inside of her face we're able to see, A.K.A. all red, no lips or eyebrows, and the nose should be inside-out. But what we see is the front of her face instead. That short amount of time is not nearly enough for him to turn it around.
+1 sin
Glad I wasn't the only one to notice :D
Scawsome ：D
Also, love the +1 sin. beautiful
*bows**
*ding
1:00 I was laughing for 3.5 minutes STRAIGHT after watching and hearing this part only 5 times.
it's time for the next asfd
no, fuck you, here is another comedy sketch
You literally just have to mash the second row of the keyboard. How did you mess "asdf" up.
The sketches are better anyways.
wait.
it will be terrible I hope he sticks to sketches
I love how in the logic of the TomSka universe, any main character can just not die if they don't want to. Like, at the start she literally gets stabbed, but then just walks back into the room like nothing happened. And in the Russian Roulette animation, he blows at least 10+ bullets into his brain and lives. This is one of my favorite RUclipsrs for a reason.
Last time I was this early, Britain was still in the EU.
Rekt M8
That was 48 hours ago.
We still are in the eu till 2020
We still are in the EU. It takes at least 2 years before we're not.
H i l a r i o u s a n d O r i g i n a l
0:57 Wrong lever Kronk
Why do we even have that lever
ALL of the references
I swear the people of the internet are amazing!
+kieran smith some time later...
"Okay, why does she even have that lever?"
OH MY GOD THANK YOU
I'm Russian XD I really didn't expect that coming lol
Marafa What's it mean in English?
+Mangguuusst are you Spanish?
Жизненно
PyroSentryRus о! Свои :3
жзааааа
I love how Tom is just trying to work a chainsaw
The baby is actually really cute if not the anti Christ thing
Yep
Driss Freah well I know what I’d do if I had the baby anti-christ. Punt the little turd like a football
Okay... His videos are getting more and more violent ... How long until we get concerned?
I'm sure everything's fine.
*Parliament explodes*
Everything's fine.
+DippKlippGuy {the sound of genocide}
I wonder if the EU has manipulated the Brexit votings so they can get rid of the country Tom lives in? Governments can't deal with this amount of violence.
Don't worry, it was the people who sponsored this who specifically asked for this one to be more violent. Also, you should have already been concerned.
its the orb
Who r these people... WHO'R THESE PEOPLE!?
The FBI
who are thes- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
im convinced tom is a god of mischief and i will die on this hill
The Confession 4. DO IT NOW
life lesson : -
never give tom a baby.
Never give a baby a gun.
Zadamanim never give tom a gun
TheGoldminor All three in a room at once is a complete disaster.
If Tom has a baby, christ knows it'll just end up with a gun
or in the hole. [dramatic sting]
0:19 "Well, except for- Oh, no!" Already, I'm dead. XD
I love how this is a comedy channel but Tom is basically a god