Pizza Time
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- STOP. PIZZA TIME!
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Cinematography by George Shankster ( / georaga )
Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Edited and Colour Grading by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Sound Recording by Ollie Drummond ( / jester92 )
Music by Todd 'LilDeuceDeuce' Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Visual Effects by Michael Dean ( / filmmakermichael )
Prop Design (and Female Tom) by Chloe Dungate ( / scarfdemon )
TomSka Shirts (tomskashop.com/)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska )
Secondary Channel ( / darksquidge )
MAKIN' THE FAT JOKES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TomSka dude, just. no.
TomSka I havent watched your videos in a really long time and I was actually wondering when you got fat, but then you made that joke and yea... Good video though
TomSka YOU OWN A SPLATOON AMIIBO?!?!?!
TomSka Eeeexactly.
"But I also have AIDS"
I died. RIP
Me too
Same here
Unfortunately, so did Tom
If he dies in the future by aids we will know what his last pizza was.
That moment when my unfunny comment gets more likes then the way more funny replies.
Plot Twist:
An hour into the future, Tom stumbled across a storage with tons of costumes and a time traveling device and decided to prank himself
Lol
olo
@@katejaceldo1162 nice your switching it up
@@roux4833 gotta subvert them expectations
Oh oh no
0:04 captions read:
Tom leaves a party not realizing he's actually alone
(beep boop im a phone)
I remember seeing this, but i think for some reason it just says "Tom leaves a party." now. It has been changed for some reason
0:13 it also says OMG TIM TRAVUL
@@W42P click subtitle with the extra joke ;)
@@_amya__already forgot about this but thanks
I'm honestly impressed at how timeless your skits are.
Haha
Aaaah.... I get it.
Get out. 😂
Timless
...get out
I died at "oh.... oh no"
At least you finished the video before you died
+Much Doge you just triggered my ptsd
That bit fucking got me on the floor and then fucked me in the ass
+The Potato? Sorry, that wasn't the video that was me.
oh fuck.... literally HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHZAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BA DUM KSHHHHHH
G A Y
N A Z I
D I N O S A U R S
they would kill themselves
In the hole
with the orb
while doing the flop
Axelfirekirby in the hole
Nicolas Sousa
squantle already said that
I think about
"When do I learn to Time Travel?"
"In the future"
"Yeah I guess that makes sense."
At least every other day.
holy shit cats reference?
1:22 Gotta love how he literally chooses chicken barbecue two more times, and apparently two new outcomes come out of it. Lol
The couple of extra seconds before he ordered caused the change
Knowing his future caused a change
I never noticed that
"I GOT FAT"
"...from an hour into the future.."
*dies*
There's more of Tom to love. And dismantle.
“oh....oOh..”
@@wellhellothere3997
"Anyway, Whatever you do don't order a pepperoni pizza it triggers a chain of events that result in the END OF THE WORLD!"
FlutterKitty TheRobotHorse In an hour?
@@E1craZ4life Yeah.
"when do I learn to time travel ?
-in the future...
-yeah I guess that makes sense..."
GETS ME EVERY TIME
Every time? WAITTA MINUTE, YOU CAN TIMETRAVEL?!?
Truly flawless logic
"The Mormons have defeated us!" I need to know the context behind this.
start running
We win, invasion successful
So we were just reminded that our new video is similar to this video, and then we realized that this video is similar to one of our old videos, and in conclusion, please collab with us.
Yasss please
TomSka and Door Monster Colab letzzzzz goooooooo!
Whoa! Two days! This is the first time I've seen a Door Monster comment on something that's not one of their videos!
I agree. A collab between you and TomSka would be amazing. I first thought Corridor would be the best collab with Door Monster, but that was before I learned of TomSka's channel, which has way more of a focus on comedy rather than action.
Both still rely on absurdist humor at the rate Door Monster does, though, so I definitely want to see a collab with each channel in the land of the future.
Oh my god please
Holy shit yes please.
Fun fact: He uploaded this while ordering a pizza.
Nah he was ordering Mexican food and shat himself
@@caerulette6456 yes
Lol
Well I know who to blame for 2020
666 likes. I cannot touch it.
‘I don’t even know how this one happened’
I died honestly this is hilarious
That killed me
@@mr.goofballgacha3282 RIP
I wouldve just gone with that one
I've been saying "oh. oh no." for years now and I'm glad I now remember where that came from
1:41 I CRACKED UP
OH...
OH NO.
I love how he made a gay joke but he didn’t make it homophobic.
that’s Tomska!
Kinda did by making them genocidal
@@nanoman8 genocide is homophobic now?
@@athousandyearoldfossil5059 forcing straights to be gay is
@@nanoman8 of course someone gets ticked off by a joke. It's not offensive. It's funny.
WAIT!
Time travel was invented in one hour?
COOL!
Audreyc Granleeser well anything is possible in the future!
its possible because of the hole
In the future, Tom goes back in time an hour before shit got real to warn Tom. But considering that future Tom preventing anything happening would mean that his warning would’ve happened inevitably. So even in future toms moment ordering the pizza, another future Tom would’ve came to warn him past Tom of the same thing creating a loop. Time travel is confusing
1:33 "The Mormons have defeated us!" Dangit, we've been found out.
5 hours ago
Dallior Run... I'll buy you some time!
Dallior Run I appreciate you.
eyyyyyyy
WAIT WAT
Oh... Oh no
That line always makes me laugh so hard and I'm not sure why
+Bethany Bullock (yoursmartassfriend) im crying because of that line idk why its so funny
I need a clip of that to send to people, would be the most useful thing xD
It's something about how he says it, it kills me everytime
For me it's just how his expression changes so quickly lol
must be a combination of the monotonous delivery, the close up, and the slow zoom
1:14 Gay marriage was legalized in america about a week after this video came out. I guess we know which pizza he ordered.
Which one? Because the one he ordered gay marriage was mandatory
TheHumanDoge I guess he ordered half a pizza
But Tomska is English not American, so...
CaptainRy Maybe the pizza was shipped to the wrong address
Autumn Heart Maybe....
0:50 turn on captions and it says (el sigh)
1:18 *thinks of all the Eddsworld tom ships* oh,oh no
cute ellie yup XDDD
Oh god no
😂😂😂
There's a thing called Sinsworld. Search at your own risk.
@@shocker5598 gah yeah
I didn't notice that Tom has the entire Artemis Fowl series on the shelf behind him until now...nice
FPSpammers It's friggin' awesome, thanks for pointing that out!
So this is actually a parody of Artemis Fowl and the time paradox!
Same
For just a second I was afraid you were talking about the movie, but then I remembered it was 2015
"I have a robot arm now!"
"That sounds awesome!"
"It is!"
*_"But I also have AIDS."_*
@Nerdie *_IN AN HOUR!!_*
"The robot arm trying to kill me"
Waitt
Robot arm? Ft TOR
*tord
"Gay marriage is legal!"
"Oh no! .. Oh wait, that's a good thing."
We love a straight ally.
did i say legal i mean manditory
@@antoinefields1796 BUT IM SO STRAIGHT
@@Cord-vc7wd THE NAZIS ARE BACK
@@LucyFromMiami THE DINOSAURS ARE BACK
@@Cord-vc7wd NAZI DINOSAURS
Wonder what would've happened if he ordered pizza from another restaurant.
Chance Ondriezek robot arm uprising
***** with underwater fire
Chance Ondriezek and that is just to name a few things that would happen...
An asteroid would hit the planet then the illuminati would come on September 23 to hatch their plan.
Chance Ondriezek Straight marriages would be illegal.
Bloody hell the amount of extra jokes just using the subtitles is magnificent
Step 1: Watch video
Step 2: Watch with captions
***** OMG TIM TRAVUL
Oh my god yes thank you for informing me of this--
Beep boop I'm a phone
:50 "le sigh" 😂
***** *INSERTSENTENCEFROMCAPTIONSHERE*
Me 4 years ago "How could one meal end the world"
Me in after 2020 after someone ate a bat "Right I get it now"
lol
Lol
No, I'm not going to say it
@@NotSoHappi say it
In an hour?!!?
“YOU’RE LITERALLY HITLER”
so is that time traveler hitler then?
@@daisy-mj2bp yeah, but self aware enough to go back in time to stop it
Chloe Stout fair enough
@@daisy-mj2bp sounds like persona 2
W
TomSka predicted pizza tower in 2015 oh my god.
true
what?
explain how lmao
"Where did I learn to time travel?!?" "In the hole"
Paulthefonz no the orb told me
No, the Orb with a hole told me
No, an orb in the hole told me.
No, the Orb with a Hole in the Hole told me
[gg]
In the hole
"I have a robot arm now!"
"That's cool!"
"It is!
But I also have AIDS."
In an hour?!?!
''YES!''
FINE !
_le swishy finger to another pizza_
Dat fancy robo arm is a real thing
yes we've all seen it :^)
0:56 TotK opening in a nutshell
I don't remember the aids part
@@asackboyplush6508That's the whole "getting put back to three hearts" thing.
1:09 with subtitles on, the fucking best.
Hah I wondered if anyone else got that reference!
ZeGiles Who didn't. Not exactly a vague reference
Gordon Freeman Holding Two Lollipops I
Gordon Freeman Holding Two Lollipops lol
"I have a tail now!" I would have just ordered that one, it would be awesome to have a tail
That's what I'm thinking
Lol
Why?
+Coolwolf23 have you ever watched dragon ball z?
Ben 10.
1:31 “You literally become Hitler.” .......
I have a tail now
THE MORMONS HAVE DEFEATED US
@@adrienandotherstuff99 crow revolution!
GAY NAZI DINOSAURS!!
@@froxdy2395 ENOUGH
I have watched this many times and only now thought to freeze frame on the pizza menu and I am pleased to see there are gags there.
1:47 when you realize its the first day of school tomorrow
FUCK BOY TORD UwU I will have to wait like about 2 more months, and you?
I keep listening to that and each time it sounds weirder
i love it
Yep...
FUCK BOY TORD UwU that’s today
This was brilliant! xD Awesome job!
Kyuurix couldn't agree more!
what a great video, i sure do hope some indie platformer doesnt steal the title for its lap 2 feature
PIZZA POWER!
Is the thing that keeps us goin'
PIZZA POWER!
Is the food worth asking for
PIZZA POWER!
We take great comfort in knowin'
That PIZZA POWER,
Can be delivered to your door
TomSka for 5th Turtle. Unless you count Venus, then...TomSka for 6th Turtle. But wasn't Zach the original 5th Turtle? So Venus would actually be the 6th Turtle. So...TomSka for 7th Turtle.
Please make a song for this. That was amazing xD
Alice InGamingland It's already a song: ruclips.net/video/iNid-3o58LM/видео.html
LilDeuceDeuce :o YAY (sorry, i am not up to date sometimes XD)
LilDeuceDeuce preety sure that's a music lyric XD
there should be a video of all the future stuff happening in front of us
yes
yes
yes
agreed
Wouldn't that be like a delayed present or something like that?
I am about this.
ScarfDemon Im all about my hotdog in your buns ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
ScarfDemon I'd put my pepperoni in your pizza,babe. ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
ScarfDemon Another stellar performance by Chloe Dungate in this.
ScarfDemon I'd stuff your crust with cheese ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
ScarfDemon i'll make mac and cheese out of you ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
I just realised the menu had 16 options which is how many he tried. Nice touch
and all of them leads to an event that he has to travel back to warn himself..
THIS WAS SO GOOD! Gay Nazi dinosaurs... wow
My life.
***** I was thinking the same thing!!!
Rory Connolly All you have to do is rotate the salute about 60 degrees downward.
Fun fact: this is an example of how a chain reaction can change depending on a small variation of the triggering event
This is why i never order pizza. Instead i eat human flesh.
Yeah, I mean why not... Lol
Patrick Harrison with a dip on the side. Some people man. They think WE'RE the weird ones
Sceptic | ᵐᵒᵗᶤᵒᶰ ᵈᵉˢᶤᵍᶰ Yeah, they ask things like "Stop eating people you monster" or "Why do you start at the genitals"
UnBakedStorm i know right, such judgemental pricks
Smart
Meanwhile in china:
Guy: "I'll order....bat soup, yeah that's fine"
His future self: *"Don't do it"*
Dude, I didn't even know Bat soup was a thing. I feel like that could've been easily avoided by it not being a thing for pretty obvious reasons.
OMG TIM TRUVL.
Oh...Oh. :(
Pew!Time Travel!
(We went to year 3000 not much has changed but...)
subtitles are great
Hayden O'Reilly Principally in TomSka.
TomSka's subtitles are always great.
Pretty lame. True.
+Artur Renato B.B
beep boop im a phone
I heard "I have a tail now" and I thought "That sounds cool"
Tinker Cat same
Pizza tower’s ”It’s pizza time!” plays
"BUT I'M SO STRAIGHT"- Tomska
Me: hey
Tom: hey!
Me: when’s the next video?
Tom: it’s already out
Me: where is it?
Tom: it’s in the hole
DUUUN
Ow no that can only lead to one thing The Orb
Me: god fucking dammit tom!
(Dramatic sting)
It's in the futurrreeeee
I'm hearing impaired and you have the funniest subtitles ever haha
HeadbangingLegend I watched it again with subtitles and found it even funnier, thanks!
HeadbangingLegend Thank you for telling me that, I had no idea. Those are hilarious.
No problem :D I love the descriptive subtitles haha (Tom leaves a party not realizing he's alone) xD
HeadbangingLegend Fuck off you piece of shit stoner, nobody likes you except your dealer.
Alman556 Well that was... completely uncalled for.
1:45
Me talking to myself deciding what I should eat and deciding on toast and butter
"The Nazis are back!"
Well I guess we know which pizza he ordered.
Pineapple pizza.
Nope, candy corn pizza
Jewish Pizza?
Pizza except nothing is good.
Joejo Cas
So pizza, but everyone hates it?
The punchline at the end got me
CROW REVOLUTION
"The dinosaurs are back!" And how is that a bad thing?
bboythekidstudios *Clearly hasnt seen any Jurassic park movies but profile pic is based of the logo*
You. I like you.
Caught in the act.
bboythekidstudios You know, death and stuff.
bboythekidstudios Dinosaurs raped and killed my parents.
GAY NAZI DINOSAURS I died from that😂
Noob
Rosa Romero how is he a noob
Yourself You how is she a he when she is a she but when you said she is a he then its a he but its still she
Lulu oops I meant to type how is she a noob
Yourself You *ok*
"I have a robot arm now"
"That sounds awesome!"
"It is...But I also have aids"
Me:XD
GOD DAMN IT!!!EVERY TIME
"What's wrong with chicken and barbecue?! I HAVE A ROBOT ARM!!"
"THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!"
"IT IS!!!"
* smirks *
Gacha Animates “But I also have AIDS.”
ToRD?
@@jakebello7988 "IN AN HOUR!?"
@@KlusterBomb
YES!
@@marisoldelossantos5518 "FINE!"
"The dinosaurs are back!"
Me: Is that really a bad thing?
(Thinks of Jurassic park)
Me: Steven Spielberg you owe me.
e
e
Gay Nazi Dinosaurs... now that's something I thought I would never hear in my whole entire life.
GS-Asriel-Dr6mr
But I'm a dinosaur
GS-Asriel-Dr6mr lmao
Wow, it was so good they make a game about this title
:0
“I have a tail now!”
Well,
*That doesn’t sound so bad*
"Nazi. dinosaurs"
Well,
Doesn't sound so bad
“The end of the world”
Well,
*DoEsNt SoUnD tHaT bAd*
Yes but you also have CANCER
Oussra yeah the tail is the best option out of all the pizzas he ordered. Sure people will make fun of you but no one is in danger and you haven’t given anyone aids.
@@ultimaterecoil1136 you can hide it also
İ was eating a pizza while watching this
lmao
What type?
Well fuck
well, the world's gonna end. goodbye
lol
Gotta love the signature Tomska welding goggles time travel device
Friend: wanna pizza
My brain: *gay nazi dinos will haunt our dreams*
Just to inform you. If you select the squid pizza your future self tells you that calamari is a good topping.
oh
oh no
that line gets me every time XD
TOM YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE, GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN THE USA
isaac franks Now it will become mandatory!!!!
EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
Евгений Решетов Ever-ything is un-derwat-er
Cloning dinosaurs will work
And
The nazis are back
***** BUT I'M SO STRAIGHT!
1:09
Thor: *"Is that why everythings' on fire?"*
"But, I'm so STRAIGHT!" Yeah right, some people's fanfictions wouldn't agree with that
+Michaelle Green Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shhh, shh , shh.
1:18 - What every fandom character says to a ship
-I've seen so much fucked up artwork.-
the fact that the last things said were "gay nazi dinosaurs" and he was holding a katana implies he fought gay nazi dinosaurs with a katana
Tom: "The dinosaurs are back"
Me: that sounds cool.
Tom: "It is but they don't have lasers!"
Me: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Yeah, how was the Dinosaurs being back a BAD thing?
@@DonaldWWitt dinos eating us stomping everything
@@AimbotGaming412 they don’t eat people they just cause property damage
@@ospreysstuff then watch Jurassic Park then
@@AimbotGaming412 or it could be Crow Revolution but Crows are Huge
Mission Failed, we'll get EM next time
The Nazis are back!
the dinosaurs are back!
Nazi dinosaurs!?!
You sir has the best thinking process ever.
Iron sky 2 incoming
Alexander the nerdy pony Don't forget the gay nazi dinosaurs!
cqcrtdoesgaming gay nazi dinosaurs with robot arms?
Todderina Chairsitman with aids?
Alexander the nerdy pony *have
"PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS"
0:33 TOM HAS SPLATOON YAY
1:12 to 1:19 had me dying
That happened in 7 seconds? That could've been turned into a vine
"When did I learn to time Travel?"
"In the future"
Me: you learned to time travel in 1 hour?
0:23 Ashens has those goggles.
God you're the best
Future tom: You shit yourself.
Tom: Oh..
Tom: Oh no..
Me: *literally is dying from laughter in the background*
1:20
... so uh.. who's gonna tell him?
Wait a second, the captions at 0:10 predicted "Beep Beep I'm a Sheep". Try it!
Scott Shamblin oh
oh my god it says pizza time and it’s 2023 that must be a pizza tower reference!1!1!1!!!1111!1!1!1!1
ONG!!
Tomska from the future: Gay marriage is legal! Tomska: AHH!! Wait that's a good thing. Tomska from the future: I am sorry, I meant... MANDATORY!! Tomska: But I am so straight. I am dying.
yeah we watched the video dip shit
+DrCW And you still cant copy it right.
+Christophe Ribeiro Why are you guys talking to me like I can't share my favorite part? Geez...
DrCW I'm not. Just said you did a mistake.
+DrCW Christophe meant that you messed it up just a bit, it is ''I am sorry, did I say legal?? I MEANT MANDATORY!!!'' That is all xD
Who came here thinking it was a Spider-Man reference
Gio No but now I came here and thought about it
I came here thinking that the music in the background would be a reference to Spider-Man 2. I guess not.
Me.
Sadly, if he decides not to order food, he may not ever learn to time travel.
"Gay Marriage is Legal!"
"OH NO! Wait, that’s a good thing."
"Did I say legal? I meant.."
*MANDATORY!*
Yes
*Wait that's a good thing
*BUT I'M SO STRAIGHT!*
Everything is on fire 🔥
Everything is under water
I just noticed the Artemis Fowl books on the shelf.
+Kenpokid4 God I loved that series
+Dalek_ me too
That series is awesome
Future Thomas: I have a robot arm now!
Present Thomas: That's awesome!
Future Thomas: But I also have..
*A I D S*
IN AN HOUR?
@@vecinalfish YES!
@@dr_weil FINE!!
Everything is on fire!
Must have been trying to get infinite wishes
“don’t order mexican food”
“why not”
“you’ll shit yourself”
“oh”
*oh no*
That calm "Oh...Oh no" made me fall out of my chair.
1:13 stop lying to yourself tom
About gay marriage being good?
MB vlogs they meant the part where he says “but I’m so straight!!!”
"I meant mandatory"
BlackFace the Lost one. It’s a joke
TOMTORD